Marine Reads Weird Profiles of Otaku Fans [ENG sub] [Hololive]
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- Опубліковано 26 лют 2021
- Houshou Marine inspects the profiles of various Hololive fans.
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• 【#ホロライブプロフィール帳】みんなに描いて...
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"Coolest Holo member: Edward Norton"
lmao that threw me off
Edward Norton is best girl.
Nah.. Sorry, but the coolest holomem to me gotta be Eric Bana
Totally would simp for Edward Norton.
@@JackWatts017 That's just simping for Tyler Durden with extra steps ;)
4:16 "Source: my Asian parents, who told me to quit that shit" lmao
asian parents gang down bad
Typical Asian Parenting
Playing tsunomaki janken with myself in the mirror is quite a challenge...
I know I won around 3 times now but he said I was cheating... He's just salty because he haven't won yet, not even close...
Same lmao
I eagerly await the upcoming Hololive Alternative project "The Hololive Redemption" starring Houshou Marine and Morgan Freeman
As well as the soon-to-be cult classic "HoloClub" starring Edward Norton and HAACHAMACHAMAAAA.
When this is all over, we will go to Pekoland and grow carrots!
Smart: "Morgan Freeman"
Ah yes my favorite Holomember
humans when they use 100% of their brains
Don’t forget about Edward Norton. Best Hololive girl right there.
There is always a token black guy and according to Peanut the black guy in any movie ever is Morgan Freeman.
"There's a general superstition that if you play games meant to be played with others alone, you'll invite ghosts to play with you" It seems like I just found a way to maybe make some friends, then.
I must have many friends by now..
I wonder how many ghosts I Invited over when I was a kid playing pokemon and yugioh on my own.
*HEROBRINE*
I think of it as real life / afterlife matchmaking / queueing for games.
@@kellychan3023 i don't think there is many ghost that can play pokemon or yugioh...
5:12 I fucking died, JP bros are such quality trolls
5:20 I died. AGAIN
I feel like Hololive just made us realise that overseas sexy guys love JP memes, and JP bros love overseas memes.
@@Rogeryoo A bond that transcends language barriers.
Walking in on Edward Norton sitting in front of a webcam: _You've met me at a very strange point in my life..._
@@richter1934 Indeed. Shitposting has almost no language barrier!
@@richter1934 true indeed
3:00 No matter how much you care about her... Mikochi can't become smart.
Oof
Roasted to coal
yeeted to the bonfire and back
@@crimsonitacilunarnebula and then yeeted back
35P are odd, loyal, but never lie about what's important XD
@@RambleOn07 true i am laughing out loud
Ah, yes. My favorite modern anime:
*ATTACK ON QUINTUPLETS*
The scene where Eren smash those cute twin titan ass is the best scene in the entire anime
You meant Attack on "thigh"tan
Why am i doing this
Makes it better that VA of Nino and Eren are married in real life.
3:21 definitely the hardest I've seen Marine get owned, and that's happened a lot.
You could taste the cringe after marine read “Family make up: Me, Rushia”
feeling it too.. ugh my stomach
Ah, yes, Edward Norton and Morgan Freeman, HoloStars 2nd Gen
0th gen actually
"Stop that. If write it like that, it's as if I'm 17 years old (35y/o)"
17 2nd season..... close enough
For sure 35 is 17 3rd season...
17x2 = 34, close enough
If she ever does versions of these in English to help her study the language....sign me up. Also, props to the guy pretending to Be Sakamoto Ryoma.... He was my favorite out of all of them in the stream.
Hobby: Meiji Restoration
I died twice each time i rewatched that
@@equilintogo5378 As someone with a degree in history, (with a focus on the Restoration) it really spoke to me, I was like, I want to have a drink with this guy.
@@EmperorSephirothII my focus is that it is his "hobby", like he would do it over and over again if given the chance
@@equilintogo5378 Well, Ryoma was assassinated before the Meiji government officially took power and started implementing their policies, (No one knows who did it to this day..) So it's kind of creepy when you think about it. He never got the chance to do it himself.
Roleplay for girl is the most popular cultural activity in Japan today.
Isn't that catfishing?
Most people did this shit in any online games bruh, whatchu mean
Welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and children are undercover FBI agents.
In Japan?
Hello world my bro. you can find fake girl on every chat now day.
Yes.
Senchou wants love.
Senchou *needs love.*
*Give more love to Senchou.*
I wonder if Marine is into denial and being ntr'd?
@@RambleOn07 she seems to like those doujins yeah, her doujin tastes *are* pretty wide after all, ranging from vanilla to full on ryona drugs and slavery
Outside of fiction? Maybe denial but I doubt she would like her loved one to be stolen away. Very cuddly person too according to other Holos.
@@burnoutcat2387 yeah maybe too real for her to desire it :/
@@RambleOn07 *that's the point of fiction after all~*
4:25 *playing alone means inviting spirits
Source:My asian parents who told me to stop that sh*t*
I’m actually dying
1:46 GASP! We have found a tag that Senchou does not approve of.
The impossible has been disproven !!
*Morgan Freeman*
Edward Norton
1:25 _Imagine having a tongue twister challenge..._
_Let me try:_
*_"Senchou and Shion tan gave birth to Aku-tan and Fujimoto Shougo, Fujimoto Shougo and Shion-tan gave birth to Aku-tan and Shion-tan, Shion-tan and Fujimoto Shougo gave birth to Aku-tan and Shion-tan, and that Shion-tan and Fujimoto Shougo gave birth to Aku-tan and Shion-tan, and here is probably Shion-tan and Fujimoto Shougo giving birth to Aku-tan and Shion-tan..."_*
"You need to stop. You need to stop with incest"
Sage wisdom from Senchou
"Old man roleplaying as a girl." Watame-ojisan!?
So would Shingeki no Gotoubun no Hanayome be a romance anime about giant girls or what?
funny thing is, there was a sort-of collab between the two
Attack on "thigh"tans
Pls kill me
Thank you for that info on playing alone and ghosts. It explains a great many things.
source: Parents: "quit that shit or we'll disown your ass."
Everything : Mikochi. *Smart : Haachama*
Did that man just roasted Mikochi? xD
3:14 Lmao, poor Senchou her family tree is just her being single
I saw a certain Mashiro played Hide-and-seek alone... I don't want to see that anymore...
I could watch this shit all day
What's your pfp from?
@@AbderrahmenLahyani zankyou no terror
7:10 I like how we went from the most girly one to the one that looks like it's made by a serial killer
(sees most of the names in each category is Suisei) Ah, that explains it
This reminds me of that scene in Daily Lives of Highschool Boys, where the teacher collects the class' career surveys, then asks them if they wrote anything stupid. They stay silent so she starts checking them and immediately starts some hilarious tsukkomi.
Found a clip of it: ua-cam.com/video/drfqjiigGIs/v-deo.html
4:04 this guy really out here saying "bread-eating gang"
Thank Shabby. That kind of conversation intense stream. I can't get into it without someone doing sub.
There are so many wrong things can be pointed out, it's like Senchou is doing _manzai_ alone xD
Thank you for the translation! I love these profil cards!
"Sports during the night? There is only one kind..."
Yup. Only the best sport. Glow in the Dark Frisbee.
LOL THIS IS SOO FUNNY 😂😂 Thank you for the translation!
4:22 I'M FUCKING LOSING MY MIND
Certified elite moment right there 3:00
Thank you so much! to think you would go as far as to translate the fan profiles
"this is probably an old man"
- ババ
Put Norton and Freeman in HoloEn Gen2, Yagoo
8:27
Skirt Flipping
Ruiko Saten: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be LEGENDARY!!!
“Most of them wrote Rushia in everything”
Perhaps, or maybe those that didn’t never got to send the profile
Thank you for translating!
I explode after hearing Norton and Morgan Freeman as holomem
Excellent work and also great end card.
parsley-san's confidence is skyrocketing
I can finally confidently say that I'm proud of this community.
Man made his mother to give birth to herself multiple times.
4:18 O shit shabbysubz lore just dropped
I feel like Edward Norton would be happy to know a random guy in Japan told an anime girl that he's the coolest. Man I wanna be Edward Norton right now.
Yo these fans are comedy geniuses
Fujimoto Shougo is giving off Tomaru Sawagoe vibes
You have some reliable source there... Yeah me too~
8:18 "this guy is roleplaying as a girl too"
Literally has a buff dude as their avatar(?)
It's Ricardo lmao
1:00 explains everything
this is gold
I really like the profile entries, as the Hololive members also submitted entries. It's hard to tell how much is troll info, but it was definitely fun and insightful.
Shingeki no gotoubun no Hanayome.
4:15 the hitori kakurenbo here is a game similar to ouja, where you staff a plushie with rice, nails and blood and then proceed to hide it somewhere around the house, then after letting stay like that for a while, you go and stab it with a knife and then tell it it's its turn to chase after you, after that you are supposed to turn off all the lights in your house and hide somewhere till morning, supposedly the plushie gets possessed by a ghost and stuff
That's what marine was refering to
Also the ''recorder'' joke it's because it's an euphemism for p*nis
Could you guys help me with the Japanese translation? When Marine says "Don't try to be considerate", what is that in Japanese?
It sounded like きつかう but I can't find any match for that word in a dictionary
Hey there, to be considerate=気を使う (きをつかう). You were pretty close, just missing an を
@@shabbysubz4993 OMG, thank you so much! That was very kind. Instant sub.
4:18
bruh, that's funny as shit and somehow sad at the same time ^^"
Thank you for the video and your work. :)
Marine throwing some serious shade
That Final Fantasy meme is hilarious lmao I think what seals the deal is the Amano style drawing
This just gives me vibes of that one episode from "Daily Lives of High School Boys" where the teacher was reading the students' answer sheets lmao.
Came for the meme stayed for the content
I aspire to be like the guy who just wrote Rushia.
Damnit i'm getting filtered so hard by not understandong Japanese, missing out on gold content like this
Huh. Me and Takemiya-san have the same birthday.
The guy who turned final fantasy into hololive fantasy
4:25 AMOGUS
The one that wrote: Single Houshou Marine. You can see the sorrow taking roots in her heart u.u
BC at the end have code geass I will follow your command
I guess I’ve gotta obey the ending card
Morgan Freeman confirmed for hololive EN gen 2
after isayama finished aot he will do attack on quintessential quintuplets
I'm wheezing at this stuff in the middle of the night at my folks' place, trying not to wake anybody up.
Its very funny 🤣🤣🤣
But the last one is very cool!
Why this feels like the homeroom teacher from danshi kokousei no nichijo reviewing their future plan
4:17 Ohhhh so that’s where that one *nsfw* came from
5:45 monster strike fella
Ah same. Dont play hide and seek alone and if you do nobody will ever find you
Edward Norton and Morgan Freeman made my day, bless the guy who filled in his profile.
Single: Houshou Marine
🤣
😭
Thank you for teaching me "sports during the night" puyan-san.
can you upload subaru talks too? I really like your vids, thanks!!
Apparently I gained the ability to read Rushia's name written in japanese...
Humu....
ROFL the whole time i was thinking "man these biographies come straight out of an anime...........i approve"
Glad i wasn't the only one playing hide n seek alone....
3:48
Booooh, poor ghosts. It's just playinggg booooooooo.
4:18 If you don't love translator's notes, you're a die.
0:24 it is filled with houshou marine!!
what senchou seems to forget is that there is also 'people you want as a pet' mixed in that side. so this chad wants senchou as a pet as well
Senchou's reactions on various profile cards full of ＩＭＰＡＣＴ were really really fun to watch.
Thank you for the translation, but... yeah, quit that sh*t...... also don't step on door thresholds.
Yes, I was laughing on the whole clip but why da faq would you bring up old wounds like that in the end?!
4:23
Shabbysubz is cool, he subs Marine.
There was a quest in Genshin Impact where you played hide and seek with a ghost.
I just noticed the bgm is used alot in hentai LOL
Sports during the night? E-Sports!!
Does anyone have a link to the "Shut up I don't know Final Fantasy" thing? Just the original would be great, but if there's some sort of japanese know your meme compiling that stuff that'd be the best
3:03 No matter how much you love her, Mikochi can't become smart!!! Hahahahahahaha
where can I find the full Final Fantasy resume meme from 0:46? I want to see it in full. Google is useless
try googling: "うるせーしらねー final fantasy". I'd link it but big chance my message will get filtered for being spam by UA-cam-kun.
@@shabbysubz4993 thank you, shabby-san..