BTW DUDE WHEN YOU HAVE A BABY YOUR DAYS OF RIDING A MOTORCYCLE CROTCH ROCKET SCOOTER BASE JUMPING SKY DIVING ROCK CLIMBING CLIFF DIVING SQUIRREL SUITS DEEP SEA DIVING WITH SHARKS ALL THAT STUFF IS OVER DUDE OVER
@@Selloca honestly. Like while sure it makes it easier for the cop if you confess but they already know you did something wrong so making it easier for them just means you’re more likely to escape without having to pay and you’re more likely to be done quicker which really is the goal
@@kingddavid Actually, whole courses are taught to cops on how to spot a liar or someone hiding something. It's a kneejerk reaction for cops to mistrust you if you don't tell them what they want but they're actually taught that oversharing like this is a sign of someone hiding something or lying. Which is a bullshit sign cause I know for a fact I react like this and it's because I desperately want them to know I'm telling the truth cause in school I've gotten in trouble for stuff I didn't do in the past so now I apparently act like a liar when I'm been as honest as possible.
I think you have that backwards. He's a steady supply of business -for the lawyers, but the cops are the ones who have to keep dealing with his "shenanigans."
How much is a ticket now, like $60,000? Yeah, it's fine. My son was never going to college anyway, what with all the no eyes, no arms and no legs thing going on.
It's understandable tbh. Cops have a Loaded fucking gum, they're pulling YOU over for a mistake, you'll have to pay the ticket which you will most likely get, and with the news villafying a lot of what cops are doing nowadays, somewhat deserved, it makes sense to be nervous. This guy handled it perfectly well.
Bc when it happens ppl think they gonna have 5 felony’s on them for some sort of reason and then they go to jail, but often then just talk a lil then let you off with a warning or ticket and they are like PHEW!
@@RyanMK666 I doubt that, they must stop questioning or ELSE the information gathered will be dismissed but if you voluntarily give out information without being coerced to do so, they can use it in court.
@@RyanMK666that simply isn't true. They read your miranda rights which states if you don't remain silent then anything you say afterwards can be used against you You're just wrong
@@RyanMK666 I believe they can, actually. What I think you’re referring to is that law enforcement has to notify you of your right to not self-incriminate and your right to a lawyer. These are your “Miranda Rights” that were set forth by the Supreme Court decision Miranda v. Arizona. If you are not informed of these rights and you make statements, those statements might not be admissible in court. Stating you want a lawyer and then continuing to keep talking is not a violation of your Miranda rights. By stating you want a lawyer, you have made it clear you are aware of your rights and thus your case for getting it thrown out is quite bleak. If you’re in this situation and you want a lawyer, say you want a lawyer and keep your mouth shut. The worst thing you could do in situations like this is making any official statements without legal consult. CLR Bruce Rivers has a video where he covers this if you’re interested.
@@loonyshots5879Making a comment about someone telling someone how unoriginal their comment is is definitely unoriginal as well. See the contradiction rofl
@@rustyshackleford2808 why dont the good ones get the bad ones off the force since the bad ones make the good ones look bad? A few bad apples spoils the bunch my friend
@@coryrohrbaugh1208 that's another big thing, the "good" cops can't be that good, if at all, because I guarantee you if they saw a bad cop doing something they shouldn't be, the "good" cops would just turn a blind eye to what's going on. I'm not going to say 100% of cops are inherently bad, don't get me wrong, I've had plenty of good interactions with police, but yeah, there's a lot of corruption and bad out there, plenty more than there is good
Shit sorry officer, it all started in 1997, I was born with no cry, and a slow heart, my mother did what she could but it took years for me to seem whole. In fact, it was my 4th birthday when I shed my first tear, all because that Galaster boy shoved me down. Ever since then my life has been rather normal, I went to school, I got in fights, I made friends. I got my first job when I was just 14, I was helping a man named Cecil Monsenoli move “trash” or so he called it. Trash always had to be taken out to the docks on Sunday night, always big black garbage bags with a foul rotting stench. It wasn’t until much later that i saw Mr. Monsenoli on the news, apparently he was swarmed by the swat team! I guess he was involved in some heavy mafia stuff, too bad, he was always so nice to me, I mean you never forget your first pay check right? I met a woman just before moving away to college, her name, Ruby Rain, always told her it sounded too much like a porn name. We clicked instantly and I took her out for dinner and a movie, and the rest is history. We got married in 2015, it was a beautiful wedding. We didn’t have a ton of money, so it was small, yet beautiful nonetheless. But the beauty of the wedding had nothing on my dear wife Ruby, she was glowing like a star that day. At this point in life, there was nothing in my mind that could top that day. Ruby and I worked small dinky jobs for a while, all while living in a shabby little studio apartment. She worked as a waitress at a small diner just a block away, and I was pushing papers up on the 17th floor of a dumpster fire of a building. We worked hard, hated our jobs, but loved our lives, we saved and saved until we could escape, once we had enough money we planned to buy our own restaurant, this was of course ruby’s dream, but I didn’t have one of my own, so I figured I’d go along with hers. We were so close too, until we found out that Ruby was in fact with child. We were of course happy, but there was a slur of other emotions that came of it of course. It all worked out however. We didn’t get Rubys dream restaurant, but we did get a small diner just outside of San Francisco, and our beautiful baby came just after we opened. It was a girl, we named her Green, green didn’t shed a single tear when she was born, of course this stressed Ruby out, but I knew she’d be just fine. After getting into the swings of parenthood, my parents were planning to come visit. Unfortunately that wouldn’t exactly happen as planned, and they’d miss their flight. Ruby and I decided to surprise them, we’d drive out to see them, we did have a somewhat decent cash flow from the diner after all. Ruby drove in our car, while I decided to drive a motorcycle that I got myself for my 22nd birthday. It was one of the first few times of rode it, obviously I still have a lot to learn, but hey you’re all caught up.
The fact that you committed to the same joke others have made in a few sentences so much to have written out an entire paragraph for it... Respect. You earned a like.
Hubby was pulled over by a Boulder cop in Denver. He had followed him down the front range. Hubby was speeding, but safely passing and cornering. The officer couldn't catch him until they got to I 70. He didn't give a ticket but wanted to see what kind of bike it was and actually complimented hubby's driving skill and responsibility. They had a half-hour conversion on the side of the road about mechanics. Good day for them both!
No hate to your comment but I think it’s really stupid what the motorcyclist did because you never know what the cop was going to say. Never say more than you need to.
Integrity goes a long way. That’s why America is so jacked up, we still believe in republicans and democrats and each year they show just much of an a@@ they can be
Exactly, ppl are ridiculing him for talking so much but he obviously had places to be and whatever the stop was for couldn’t have been that bad if he’s so lax abt it.
Don't say too much tho yeah sure be calm collected and don't lie and they are still human it might help but also they are cops keep that in mind don't overshare and let them tell you what was done wrong instead of admitting to shit
@@HGKEntertainment He pulled over a motorcycle, not to mention a H2. It's a bit different from whatever you're thinking in this situation. We don't know the full context for this short, but, it's a H2.. probably speeding and riding a bit too enthusiastically. If you get pulled over it's better to own up and listen to whatever the cop says after.
@@NPurvis7622 yea, full honesty can get you out of a ticket a lot, unless you were ridiculous, but being rude or lying can get you into a ticket a lot of the time
"I'm not from around here, so my fuel gauge doesn't work in these parts. And i locked my registration up cause i didnt want it to fly away while i was going 120 and weaving in and out of traffic... Also I just had a kid ... and my parents live here"
Everybody calling him dumb and he probably didn’t even leave with a ticket because of his persona. Most cops appreciate honesty when you do dumb shit. It’s not about telling on yourself at all, it’s about recognizing when you do the wrong things. **thanks for 1k but also don’t write me telling how cops are, IM BLACK LIVING IN AMERICA im very aware. However, this issue has nothing to do with race and my opinion still stands.
I’ve gotten out of tickets by being honest and respectful. Never show the cop any attitude when they ask simple questions and you’ll go a lot further in life. There’s a few cops who are regulars at my job and even they say that they don’t want to hand out tickets to people
@@LazyCreepypasta they may not want to, but some stations have quotas to maintain their revenue from fines, and hence giving out tickets is incentivized.
@@NavneetRao Have you ever seen proof that officers have quotas on tickets they hand out? I've heard a that a bunch of times from people who were high but never seen any form of confirmation like a document from the county politicians instructing officers to fine people more so the local government can have more money to overpay for stuff.
Yeah usually if you're honest and respectful they let you off easy!! Everyone seems to think you need to act tough like the movies, but if you own up to your mistakes, you'll fare better!!
@@shaynacowan9691oh yeah for real damn guess some should have told philando castil that cause Last i checked he did all what u said & still got murdered in front of his wife and child! Hmm some logic...
@@shaynacowan9691 This entirely assumes you made a mistake and the cop isnt just flexing his power There's nothing disrespectful of practicing your legal rights.
@@worldpeace6452He didn't, he did literally reach for the gun, whether you want to believe the cop or not, he did do it and that's why the cop shot him.
It's a traffic ticket people..... Everybody in the comments saying "never talk to police" always get traffic tickets. When a cop pulls you over for speeding, and you remain silent, or worse, play dumb, you're getting the ticket 100% of the time. When you admit your mistake, apologize, and man up, there is a strong likelihood you will receive a warning.
Yeah, the cop already knows you were speeding lol, they aren’t there to get a confession they’re there to punish you so instead of following the advice of lawyers how about you use common sense, I doubt you wanna be stood around for ages so just comply and be done asap
Yeah he knew he was speeding and so did the cop so the guy got off the bike so he could get everything but he needs to be careful next time because the officer could’ve been cautious about him getting off the bike right after stopping, most police are gonna ask him to get back on the bike and wait.
@@Super-Amigo I'm from CA besides the politics and cost of living and gas price and working my life away lmao it's not so bad here But I can see your point
Cop: hey how’s it going? I just wanted to give you a million- Him:yeah I understand I did 3 backflips on a motorcycle and hit a ramp through a military base, destroyed three navy battle ships, flew to the sun and obliterated the entire solar system
Honestly nice how upfront he is. He doesn't seem like a danger source, so I'd probably let him off without a ticket and rather get him to what he needs
@@chrisa3289 FACTS! I got caught peeking at my school and they brought me in and I man up and said "curiosity killed the cat" the principle laugh and told me I was free.
Did I mention that this week I found out I was adopted, I have colon cancer, everyone in my family died, I caught diabetes, and one of my arms is a whole inch longer than the other. I can tell that you are a super smart officer and can understand that driving recklessly was my only choice.
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my man was ready to snitch on the whole cartel
Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣epic comment.
Good. Deport them all! 😉
Quite the opposite I DID IT I AM AT FAULT FOR IT ALL IM THE IDIOT...NO BLAME ON ANYONE ELSE FULL ACCOUNTABILITY
BTW DUDE WHEN YOU HAVE A BABY YOUR DAYS OF RIDING A MOTORCYCLE CROTCH ROCKET SCOOTER BASE JUMPING SKY DIVING ROCK CLIMBING CLIFF DIVING SQUIRREL SUITS DEEP SEA DIVING WITH SHARKS ALL THAT STUFF IS OVER DUDE OVER
@@gritskennedy5007 💀
Cop: “Hey man you look pretty cool on that bike”
Guy: “These are the weapons I used.”
Dude shut up think of your own comment
😂
A cop don’t stop u for that
@@Bucketforce1it's a joke
@@af_81 I’m aware
That cop used the nefarious form of interrogation: he said "Hello".
Interrogation for what?
You know they have dashcams and radar right?
You think they need any form of confession after that 😂
@@Selloca honestly. Like while sure it makes it easier for the cop if you confess but they already know you did something wrong so making it easier for them just means you’re more likely to escape without having to pay and you’re more likely to be done quicker which really is the goal
@@Selloca It… it was a joke…
@@SellocaWoosh
@@Selloca you must be really fun at parties.
That cop is the greatest interrogator ever. “Hello”
he knew the secret code. whew
😂😂😂
😭
it’s the delivery for sure
Dude would spill EVERYTHING in interrogation
Fr 😹
Bros just being respectful this why some of y’all get shot💀💀💀
@@kingddavid Actually, whole courses are taught to cops on how to spot a liar or someone hiding something. It's a kneejerk reaction for cops to mistrust you if you don't tell them what they want but they're actually taught that oversharing like this is a sign of someone hiding something or lying.
Which is a bullshit sign cause I know for a fact I react like this and it's because I desperately want them to know I'm telling the truth cause in school I've gotten in trouble for stuff I didn't do in the past so now I apparently act like a liar when I'm been as honest as possible.
ong he would 💀
“Now first off can you just state your na-“
“Ya i killed her. I know it was super dumb, but I just needed…”
Cop hasn’t said a word and this guy already told him a monologue
commenting so you can check your likes
@@briannaxo444 you get notifications for likes too
hi everybody
🚔👮🏼♂️🗣📢🔊🔊🔊: "EVEN FLOW, THOUGHTS ARRIVE LIKE BUTTERFLIES"
@Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Mozart stealing music now too 😭
Cop : "Good afternoon sir, I just had to tell your that your tires are-...
Guy : "I didn't know what to do so I ate them, piece by piece"
so anyway I just started blasting
This is so original 👏
😂
@@yodiescout9289It's just funny reading the varients people are doing
@@chillguy0475 it was a joke but okay lol
cops love this guy. lawyers hate him
I think you got that backwards.
I think you have that backwards. He's a steady supply of business -for the lawyers, but the cops are the ones who have to keep dealing with his "shenanigans."
@@Gary-And-His-Demons no YOU got it backwards
@@Gary-And-His-Demons cops love his because he tells them everything. Lawyers hate him because he tells cops everything
@@Gary-And-His-Demons nah he's a shit client because he's a talker, makes their job way harder.
This guy doesn’t plead the fifth the fifth pleads him
Underrated asf😂😂😂
Underrated!!
LMAOOOO
Hear before this blows up 🆙
@@robelalehegne8438 👂👂👂
"I just found out I have cancer. My baby was born without eyes. But I understand."
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmaoo
Ahhhaahaahaahahha
How much is a ticket now, like $60,000? Yeah, it's fine. My son was never going to college anyway, what with all the no eyes, no arms and no legs thing going on.
@@shadow_rune6178 his baby doesnt
"Yo man, you scraped my car!"
"7 dead. None found."
hi
Cop: “Hey Man just wanted to compliment the bik-“
Guy: “I killed them all.”
lmao
Try to be original bro..
😂
@@cr9281 🙄
@@cr9281trying to be the original clown? 🤡
Dudes get so shook when pulled over they start giving their whole life story…
It's understandable tbh. Cops have a Loaded fucking gum, they're pulling YOU over for a mistake, you'll have to pay the ticket which you will most likely get, and with the news villafying a lot of what cops are doing nowadays, somewhat deserved, it makes sense to be nervous. This guy handled it perfectly well.
he not shook he jus dont want a phat ticket☠️
That's how white people get off.
Bc when it happens ppl think they gonna have 5 felony’s on them for some sort of reason and then they go to jail, but often then just talk a lil then let you off with a warning or ticket and they are like PHEW!
He definitely got Shook. Look at the cops nametag
He's the type of guy to ask for a lawyer at an interrogation and then keep talking immediately after
That’s actually smart though. Because as soon as you ask for a lawyer anything said after isn’t valid in court until a lawyer is present.
@@RyanMK666 didn’t know this ty
@@RyanMK666 I doubt that, they must stop questioning or ELSE the information gathered will be dismissed but if you voluntarily give out information without being coerced to do so, they can use it in court.
@@RyanMK666that simply isn't true. They read your miranda rights which states if you don't remain silent then anything you say afterwards can be used against you
You're just wrong
@@RyanMK666 I believe they can, actually. What I think you’re referring to is that law enforcement has to notify you of your right to not self-incriminate and your right to a lawyer. These are your “Miranda Rights” that were set forth by the Supreme Court decision Miranda v. Arizona. If you are not informed of these rights and you make statements, those statements might not be admissible in court.
Stating you want a lawyer and then continuing to keep talking is not a violation of your Miranda rights. By stating you want a lawyer, you have made it clear you are aware of your rights and thus your case for getting it thrown out is quite bleak.
If you’re in this situation and you want a lawyer, say you want a lawyer and keep your mouth shut. The worst thing you could do in situations like this is making any official statements without legal consult.
CLR Bruce Rivers has a video where he covers this if you’re interested.
Cop: "Sir, we're doing a random search part-"
Guy:"The launch codes are in my backpack😔"
hi
The fact that I don’t even know what he did but he confessed all his sins to the cop 💀
He didn't confess anything besides agreeing what he caught for which was probably speeding bc he needs gas
@@rpr-aquatic5989first time i heard speeding up saves gas
@@sujithsudhakaran745I mean if I speed up and just roll for a while doesn't that save some gas?
@@hefywefy5331yeah but the initial speeding up takes more gas from the motorcycle 💀
@@theredraider3860 ok then what's the best way to do it
Cop: "we have ways to make you talk"
After a few minute.
Cop: "shut up"
LMFAOOOOOO holy fuck
Lmfaaoooooo😭
Hahhahahhahahhaha
Cop: LET ME OUT PLEASE OH GOD I CANT
I like to imagine the ones who type in their laughs have a straight face behind their screens
"Hey man so your tire-"
"I did it."
This dude directly says everything that can and will be used against him.
hi
Cop: “how are you doing today?”
Guy: “I murdered a man 13 years ago and burned his body in the woods, that was pretty stupid. Im such an idiot.”
This guy would definitely snitch on all his friends 😂😂😂
hahahahaha
@@KayMac1 or himself
Underrated comment
“But I understand”
Cop: “hey your blinker is broke-“
Guy: “they are tied in the basement 😅”
Lol
So unoriginal this comment it’s insane
@@stfu6397if you have mean things to say, just don’t say them
@@stfu6397Saying something is unoriginal is probably the most unoriginal thing in the english language, but go off i guess.
@@loonyshots5879Making a comment about someone telling someone how unoriginal their comment is is definitely unoriginal as well. See the contradiction rofl
He’s the type of guy to plead the 5th and then start talking afterward
Nah nah, he’d talk for 5 minutes then remember and plead the 5th
Niko oneshot?
@@thumtak_ yes
niko spotted
dispense headpat
He's from Cali what do you expect?
Cop: hey your wallet fell on the grou-
Guy: they're in the basement
hi
@@EnergeticSpark63 hello!!!
@@akumu_u hey
@@EnergeticSpark63 how are you???
Cop: “Hey, hows it going?”
Him: “Well it all started in December 1982…”
😂😂😂
🤣
😂😂😂
“I was having dark thoughts and then...”
@@69yourmom25x "something came crashing down my house"
“You don’t have to say everything you’re thinking.” -My Dad
I write them on the internet becuase then i can curse someone out for saying nobody asked withouth consequences
@@neogivxapwntcpaaNah lowkey smart cause I do the same😭😭
I just saw the number change when I liked my day is so much better now
I wish I had a dad who could have taught me shit like that.
We just had a baby. The baby's in my backpack. I'll need my tools to get her out...
LOL U MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
This actually made me laugh out loud 😂
That's all I can think of now
HAHAHAHHA
lmfao 🤣🤣
Plot twist: The cop is actually his priest and that is why he is confessing all his past, present, and future sins to him.
hi
That cop looks like he’s very focused on actually doing his job by the book. Kudos to him.
That's what happens when you're honest & respectful
@@kite4792 What do you mean?
@@hry4539 he doesn’t like cops probably
When doing the basic job description earns kudos, something is wrong with that entire workforce.
they have to concentrate very hard to get the longer words out.
Cop: Hey how’s it going? this guy: “Yea i know i ran a red and i was speeding and i lane split and yesterday I made a u turn here’s my license sir”
Sir , i just mistook u for a friend
Now I need to rewatch Liar Liar.
I get it he had the right to remain silent and just put extra charges on himself by not remaining silent lol
It’s not illegal to lane split
@@Bobert69 in some states it's illegal
"uGgGhhHhH, hHfFFFfFf, pfFFfFttTF, sHfFFt, my baby was born."
800th like. L.O.L.
😂
🤣🤣🤣
Wadda😂😂
Beep boop baby has birthed!
"Hey lad, you have been speed-"
"IT WAS DARNELL WHO KILLED HER NOT ME!"
I've gotten out of a few tickets with, "Sorry, I'm an idiot. That was dumb."
Same here
Same. Although it does not work on my wife
@@Sean-lr5bn 😂😂 unfortunate
@@Sean-lr5bnyea we typically experience the stupid stuff on a daily basis though so its kind of hard to continue turning a blind eye after a while 😅
Bro I got arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, said basically the same thing and they let me go.
Honestly that cop was super chill and respectful, love to see that and we need more of that
We have a lot of that. But you’re only shown the few that are bad
@@rustyshackleford2808 "the few" lmao get a grip. 40% of police officers admit to abusing their spouses. But there's only a few bad cops, sure
@@rustyshackleford2808 Exactly.
@@rustyshackleford2808 why dont the good ones get the bad ones off the force since the bad ones make the good ones look bad? A few bad apples spoils the bunch my friend
@@coryrohrbaugh1208 that's another big thing, the "good" cops can't be that good, if at all, because I guarantee you if they saw a bad cop doing something they shouldn't be, the "good" cops would just turn a blind eye to what's going on. I'm not going to say 100% of cops are inherently bad, don't get me wrong, I've had plenty of good interactions with police, but yeah, there's a lot of corruption and bad out there, plenty more than there is good
Him:"I just crossed a red light, I burried 3 peopl-"
Lawyer Mike:"NO STOP!!"
I INVOKE THE FIFTH
Lmao
better call Saul at that point
I INVOKE THE FIFTH 🖐️
😂
“Hey man you dropped your wall-“
“I threw them into the river.”
Shit sorry officer, it all started in 1997, I was born with no cry, and a slow heart, my mother did what she could but it took years for me to seem whole. In fact, it was my 4th birthday when I shed my first tear, all because that Galaster boy shoved me down. Ever since then my life has been rather normal, I went to school, I got in fights, I made friends. I got my first job when I was just 14, I was helping a man named Cecil Monsenoli move “trash” or so he called it. Trash always had to be taken out to the docks on Sunday night, always big black garbage bags with a foul rotting stench. It wasn’t until much later that i saw Mr. Monsenoli on the news, apparently he was swarmed by the swat team! I guess he was involved in some heavy mafia stuff, too bad, he was always so nice to me, I mean you never forget your first pay check right? I met a woman just before moving away to college, her name, Ruby Rain, always told her it sounded too much like a porn name. We clicked instantly and I took her out for dinner and a movie, and the rest is history. We got married in 2015, it was a beautiful wedding. We didn’t have a ton of money, so it was small, yet beautiful nonetheless. But the beauty of the wedding had nothing on my dear wife Ruby, she was glowing like a star that day. At this point in life, there was nothing in my mind that could top that day. Ruby and I worked small dinky jobs for a while, all while living in a shabby little studio apartment. She worked as a waitress at a small diner just a block away, and I was pushing papers up on the 17th floor of a dumpster fire of a building. We worked hard, hated our jobs, but loved our lives, we saved and saved until we could escape, once we had enough money we planned to buy our own restaurant, this was of course ruby’s dream, but I didn’t have one of my own, so I figured I’d go along with hers. We were so close too, until we found out that Ruby was in fact with child. We were of course happy, but there was a slur of other emotions that came of it of course. It all worked out however. We didn’t get Rubys dream restaurant, but we did get a small diner just outside of San Francisco, and our beautiful baby came just after we opened. It was a girl, we named her Green, green didn’t shed a single tear when she was born, of course this stressed Ruby out, but I knew she’d be just fine. After getting into the swings of parenthood, my parents were planning to come visit. Unfortunately that wouldn’t exactly happen as planned, and they’d miss their flight. Ruby and I decided to surprise them, we’d drive out to see them, we did have a somewhat decent cash flow from the diner after all. Ruby drove in our car, while I decided to drive a motorcycle that I got myself for my 22nd birthday. It was one of the first few times of rode it, obviously I still have a lot to learn, but hey you’re all caught up.
The fact that you committed to the same joke others have made in a few sentences so much to have written out an entire paragraph for it... Respect. You earned a like.
Bro did you just. Pull this outta your ass? Cause if so, quite impressive. I’m hooked. I wanna go visit the diner
i fell asleep 3 times watching this. 👍👍👍👍👍
@@saladboi1561 lmao, literally sat on the toilet for 15 minutes neglecting my wife and son to comment this
@@AstroSkyGuyprops to you sir.
Officer: “Hello, how’s your day going?”
This Scallywag: “My name is Walter Hartwell White…
I live at 308 arroyo lane Albuquerque New Mexico
87014
Scallywag bro is stuck in the 1500💀💀 why don't you go pillage and plunder yarr💀💀💀💀💀
“Say my name”
Oi ya scallywag, go fetch me a loaf of bread
Cop: “Hey bud. I noticed your tire is fl-“
Guy: “She’s buried in my backyard 😔”
😂
Gold!
Wow
😂😂
My dog stepped on a bee!
His lawyer be like YOU POSTED WHAT ONLINE!?????
He does this shit like every day he’s a clown
🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏼
😐
what is this lawyer talk each time in america? u did something illegal - take it as a man and takethe penalty
Bruh this would make any lawyer cry
"Hey, I noticed you have a flat-"
"I'm sorry, they just looked so stabable!"
10 minutes later... "There's $10K of drugs in the tank and ....."
...human body parts stashed like 4km east from here, yeah its my fault dude my bad"
Theres also a kidney inside there and...
...a nuclear missile being launched to new york soon...
"sorry cop, you see i just found out that im blind, and i am also mute. but i understand."
No just an idiot he straight annoying
“as u can I see in an orphan,but I understand “
Wdym???
This dude got A+ on his guilt trip classes
Tru dat
For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord - Romans 6:23🙏
@@westonlord4214 Amen
@@chilldoc9638 🙏❤️
@@westonlord4214 no
Hubby was pulled over by a Boulder cop in Denver. He had followed him down the front range. Hubby was speeding, but safely passing and cornering. The officer couldn't catch him until they got to I 70. He didn't give a ticket but wanted to see what kind of bike it was and actually complimented hubby's driving skill and responsibility. They had a half-hour conversion on the side of the road about mechanics. Good day for them both!
@@ilovemymommywommy hubby hubby hubby hubby hubby hubby hubby hubby hubby
@@ilovemymommywommy mommywommy ⁹
We get it, you're talking about your "hubby"
@@ariseravi Gee, aren't you clever! I'm so impressed! Your one braincell is annoyed by the way I speak.
BooHoo
@@lovezlovez_ 3, but as you clearly liked it so much 9 more gratis because all you got out of this clip was to show yourself as an ass.
Bro's the typa guy to talk for his lawyer in court
Man owning up to his mistakes, that’s respect
No hate to your comment but I think it’s really stupid what the motorcyclist did because you never know what the cop was going to say. Never say more than you need to.
@@literallylyric262 Integrity?
@@Kjetilstorm it always depends on the situation.
@Kevin-tb8ng oh sorry I thought you were that clear speed person trying to mock what I was saying 😅
Integrity goes a long way. That’s why America is so jacked up, we still believe in republicans and democrats and each year they show just much of an a@@ they can be
Not an idiot, just made a bad decision and owned up to it 100%
So…an idiot
what did he do i dont rly understand
@@robertaugust2578 he was going over the speed limit iirc
Exactly, ppl are ridiculing him for talking so much but he obviously had places to be and whatever the stop was for couldn’t have been that bad if he’s so lax abt it.
Yeah annoying to see him getting dragged for being up front and not being a dick bc a cop is just doing his job
The cop saw his life flash before his eyes when he heard "Traveling"
“My Mom and Dad live here and we just had a baby” 🤔
I mean might as well try right
SWEE-
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@@Gamigner t home alabama
First thing I do when I have a baby is drive a buck 35 on empty with my crotch rocket and no registration. gOTTA LIvE TheLIFE wHIlE YOU CAn MANG!
bro told his life story before the cop even got out of his car
Honesty can get you out of a ticket. Be calm, cool and collected, tell the truth, and sometimes cops will let you off easy.
Don't say too much tho yeah sure be calm collected and don't lie and they are still human it might help but also they are cops keep that in mind don't overshare and let them tell you what was done wrong instead of admitting to shit
It's better to ask the cop for the reason. There's no need to TELL the cop what you think you're doing wrong.
@@HGKEntertainment He pulled over a motorcycle, not to mention a H2. It's a bit different from whatever you're thinking in this situation. We don't know the full context for this short, but, it's a H2.. probably speeding and riding a bit too enthusiastically. If you get pulled over it's better to own up and listen to whatever the cop says after.
@@NPurvis7622 That's what I'm saying.
@@NPurvis7622 yea, full honesty can get you out of a ticket a lot, unless you were ridiculous, but being rude or lying can get you into a ticket a lot of the time
When you've never been in trouble in your life.
"I'm not from around here, so my fuel gauge doesn't work in these parts. And i locked my registration up cause i didnt want it to fly away while i was going 120 and weaving in and out of traffic... Also I just had a kid ... and my parents live here"
This is itt!!!!!! 😭😭😭😂😂 Fucking perfect!
“How you doing today sir?”
“Officer they made me murder the families the voices in my head!”
Cop: “hey, you were going over the spe-“
Guy: “she said she was 18 😶”
Everybody calling him dumb and he probably didn’t even leave with a ticket because of his persona. Most cops appreciate honesty when you do dumb shit. It’s not about telling on yourself at all, it’s about recognizing when you do the wrong things.
**thanks for 1k but also don’t write me telling how cops are, IM BLACK LIVING IN AMERICA im very aware. However, this issue has nothing to do with race and my opinion still stands.
Ikr???
I’ve gotten out of tickets by being honest and respectful. Never show the cop any attitude when they ask simple questions and you’ll go a lot further in life. There’s a few cops who are regulars at my job and even they say that they don’t want to hand out tickets to people
@@LazyCreepypasta they may not want to, but some stations have quotas to maintain their revenue from fines, and hence giving out tickets is incentivized.
@@LazyCreepypasta how is this gonna help me in life?
@@NavneetRao Have you ever seen proof that officers have quotas on tickets they hand out? I've heard a that a bunch of times from people who were high but never seen any form of confirmation like a document from the county politicians instructing officers to fine people more so the local government can have more money to overpay for stuff.
Man congrats to you and your parents on having a baby together!
XD
cop: so you were spee-
“yeah i’m sorry i ran over those kids, but does it really matter? like in the grand sch-“
cop: what?
Lol underrepresented comment
98 likes and 1 comment lemme fix that
I like the “yea i understand” before the cop says anything lol
You should never say this, you can commit to crimes that you didnt do
@@skomek22
You mean "admit"?
@@skomek22 you're a dingus
@@skomek22 Good point
@@skomek22 yeah, but a speeding ticket is an exception to that. It’s already obvious to both of you.
Bro just unrevoked the filth 💀
I wouldn’t say he’s an idiot, he knew he had messed up and was honest and didn’t waste the cop’s time. That’s respectable.
It’s self incrimination
@@kornonthekob713 It's also respectable considering he can own up to his own mistakes.
@@kornonthekob713 self incrimination for the self caused crime…
@@kornonthekob713it’s not incrimination if it’s true.
@@ChidoPol you’re wrong
“Did you know-“
“It was only a couple of beers, man.”
Me: …”so uhhh I’m an idiot”.
Cop: “great, you’re free to go”
"yeah i'm a bit of an idiot for robbing 20 banks around the country, my bad."
"ok"
“Is it really murder if I’m an idiot?”
Legend has it he’s still singing like a canary.
My man read the fifth amendment and said, "Miranda? Yeah she's my sister she was just born."
Miranda potentially raped a 12 year old girl. That's his last name.
Lmaooo
"Yo man nice hel-"
"Thirty-nine buried, zero found."
Its kinda heart warming how honest the guy is. And the cop was really cool for trying to keep him from digging out his registration
Yeah usually if you're honest and respectful they let you off easy!! Everyone seems to think you need to act tough like the movies, but if you own up to your mistakes, you'll fare better!!
@@shaynacowan9691oh yeah for real damn guess some should have told philando castil that cause Last i checked he did all what u said & still got murdered in front of his wife and child! Hmm some logic...
@@shaynacowan9691 This entirely assumes you made a mistake and the cop isnt just flexing his power
There's nothing disrespectful of practicing your legal rights.
@@worldpeace6452He didn't, he did literally reach for the gun, whether you want to believe the cop or not, he did do it and that's why the cop shot him.
Sounds like he was trying every guilt-tripping trick ever know to man 💀
When you said you were travelling, he definitely thought you were one of those sovereign citizens lol
ahahhaah I had the same thought. Cop was like "but you don't even have a window for me to smash. that can't be right."
"Traveling?"
'Yeah, from california, was visiting the folks, you know..'
"Ohh.. Traveling. Right."
😂 “I wasn’t driving, I was traveling!”
Damn this is funny😂
“Nice bike.”
“Thanks. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.”
Bro was so eager to snitch on himself 😂
😭he's the type of guy to make a whole essay about his sad life and guilt trip you after you ask him "how are you doing?"
Lol how tho
"I gotta go get my toolkit" so I'll be back if you wanna wait here 😂 I'll Def come back cuz I understand.
🤣
Tbf my dad got out of a speeding ticket by saying he was running late to drop his friend off at the airport and the guy let him go
“Alright so I noticed that your speed was a litt-“
“HIS BEATING HEART IS UNDER MY FLOORBOARDS”
"I've got to go get my toolkit, but first I need to go get chemo, but it's fine I understand"
"Calif - fornya....." when the cop pronounces your state like its distant planet you know you're in Dixie.
😅
Cop: "Sir can i see your plate numb-"
This guy: "Im gay 😔"
The worst crime
@@youresoold1216bro wtf
man read California like it was some mythical fantasy realm
It's a traffic ticket people..... Everybody in the comments saying "never talk to police" always get traffic tickets. When a cop pulls you over for speeding, and you remain silent, or worse, play dumb, you're getting the ticket 100% of the time. When you admit your mistake, apologize, and man up, there is a strong likelihood you will receive a warning.
TRUTH
Yeah worst case you get the ticket anyways, at least there's a chance the cop will let you off with a warning.
Yeah, the cop already knows you were speeding lol, they aren’t there to get a confession they’re there to punish you so instead of following the advice of lawyers how about you use common sense, I doubt you wanna be stood around for ages so just comply and be done asap
@Poseidon It's actually funny. I think I talked an officer's ear off so much that he just gave me a warning and left.
Yeah he knew he was speeding and so did the cop so the guy got off the bike so he could get everything but he needs to be careful next time because the officer could’ve been cautious about him getting off the bike right after stopping, most police are gonna ask him to get back on the bike and wait.
“My wife just died and im currently rushing to the hospital to have my leg amputated and have about 7 hours to live if I dont but I understand”
I commend you for stopping and being polite. I bet he cut him a pretty big break just because he was cooperative.👍
And some ticket for his honesty.
This man doesnt talk he sings
“Calif.. oniyaa?”
He's definitely never heard of that country before
@@venomRSplaysMCNV exactly
Obscure, the way it should be!
People be putting that state on a pedestal whilst fleeing it, and letting everyone know they're from CA.
@@Super-Amigo I'm from CA besides the politics and cost of living and gas price and working my life away lmao it's not so bad here
But I can see your point
Cop: hey how’s it going? I just wanted to give you a million-
Him:yeah I understand I did 3 backflips on a motorcycle and hit a ramp through a military base, destroyed three navy battle ships, flew to the sun and obliterated the entire solar system
for a sec I thought this was a GTA reference, but now I kinda hope it isn't? Maybe? Or maybe I do hope it is????
@@liveen pretty sure it is lol
But I understand
@@jaellucero5487 i dont think u can fly to the sun and obliterate the entire solar system in GTA. unfortunately..
Honestly nice how upfront he is. He doesn't seem like a danger source, so I'd probably let him off without a ticket and rather get him to what he needs
Bro pleaded everything BUT the fifth
I'm listening to him _volunteer_ information to the cop before the cop even speaks...
"I'm from California"
Ah, that explains it.
sorry we're honest and not scum
It's a speeding ticket not a fucking murder charge lmao, not even worth trying to get out of
@@Shoxic666 no you just give your name, ID and registration. Let the cops do their job but don’t give them another thing to charge you with.
🤣😂🤣
Glad California's are known as being honest and taking ownership.
Cop: "Hey, so it looks like you have a bad case of an oil spill ther-"
Guy: "Alright alright, I'll spill the beans!"
I mean that's how you finesse a police officer,
Be polite, have a good excuse, and be cooperative.
Also sometimes depending on the crime, just shut up. Get a lawyer. A ticket, no big deal. Grand larceny is a different story.
You call that finessing, most people call that being a normal mature adult during a traffic stop.
@@pattritle9499 that’s a little over the top for normal though.
No quite the opposite dont have an excuse, man up to what you did and they will respect you more
@@chrisa3289 FACTS! I got caught peeking at my school and they brought me in and I man up and said "curiosity killed the cat" the principle laugh and told me I was free.
What a breath of fresh air seeing a nice cop 😤😮💨
"So basically me and my parents just had a baby and I'm from California but yeah I understand."
😂😂😂
A threesome with parents😨😨⁉️
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"Lawyers hate this simple trick!"
The cop hesitated when you said “I’m just travelling” the look of “oh no, not one of these sovereign idiots “
Stop typing
Huh?
I felt that too 🤣
@@jjaacckk500 are you one of those bozos? 😂
Does “sovereign” belong there?
No.
“hey i just wanted to say your bike looks coo-“
“I hid the victims under my porch and they’re still there rotting away”
I’m not from around here. But I gotta go get my tool Kit I’ll be back in a day or two.
“ye i ran a red went 250 in a school zone and hit a kid,here’s my lunges
The cop is confused af lmao
He didn't even disagree at all when he called himself stupid and an idiot 🤣
He was very upfront and the cop was very understanding and kind
Did I mention that this week I found out I was adopted, I have colon cancer, everyone in my family died, I caught diabetes, and one of my arms is a whole inch longer than the other. I can tell that you are a super smart officer and can understand that driving recklessly was my only choice.
"My father just killed my mother, my wife was abducted by aliens and I just learned I have 2 weeks to live, but I understand."