Elden Ring for Dummies
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- Опубліковано 20 чер 2024
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Bruce: / brucegreene
Kassem: / kassemg
Lawrence: / sirlarr
Edited by Chelsea Schneider
/ schnelsea
We love artistic integrity.
Commenting for Al Goretism
Al Gore's jism?
If a la gor tism gets this right, it should recognize my comments.
For the Al Gore Rhythm
Yo, I think my doctor diagnosed me with that! Apparently I have like 80 High Definitions as well or something, but I dunno what that means, I got distracted while they were talking cos I was tryna work out if 80 was a high score or not
"I feel like Rise of Skywalker made me like two percent more autistic" Same Lawrence same
This but the Prequels.
"Seamless Transition" please never change, Chelsea. you are a beautiful soul
Kassem shows demonstrates once again that he is the best gamer ever, but really I'm just here for the Alien Update. Gimme more AU!
Shows demonstrates
Sam Hyde x Brought You This Thing, when?
As a person who is highly autistic towards the UAP phenomena I feel proudly represented as well
Thanks for using your own money so I didn't have to
Kassem's "alien updates" are the only reason i support this channel and keep coming back. Don't let them keep you down brother.
Still in Rehab but getting out soon! Love you guys thank you for helping me get through it ❤
Congrats on getting into rehab and getting clean, hope you are doing well
@@ChristianPierce thank you so much I’m doing really well. 75 days clean :)
170 days sober from alcohol after almost dying. Don't give up bro you got this!!!
@@MadameButterflithis is so amazing! Congrats ❤❤
Congrats man, rooting for you and hope it all goes well for you.😊
The willingness/need for Lawrence to tell on himself for comedic reasons (hard while in moms van bit) is genuinely something we should never take for granted. Every self own makes me appreciate him that much more.
You a real one Lawdawg ❤
Bruce challenged Kass on his comment about autism and his justification was stronger than any of us could have ever imagined.
Kassem's Art Bell shirt was the icing on the cake for his disclosure rant
I'm just happy anyone remembers Art Bell. That's cool.
"2 weeks ago I watched Twister every night for 7 days straight"
There was a famous moment in 2007 when Porn got aired on the Disney channel due to a tv network mistake. I was among those that bore witness to that glorious event. I'll never know why that woman was handcuffed to the fridge, or why her husband was cheating on her on top of a table, ignoring her... but by god it will always be burned into my brain.
That kind of experience at a you g age has got to unlock a new fetish for you
You poor soul
How old were you ..? Must’ve been on the majestic island of Epstein at one point in your life coincidentally too, huh? 😅
... what the fuck, benyo.
I just noticed this channel was unscrambled, watchen every minute of it!
Shh 🤫 just keep the volume low before mom comes in the room!
Chelsea hacked BUTT for us so we could get this free content!
Chelsea should win an Oscar for Jizz Skywalker 3D print, masterful 10/10
When Kasem said he watched Twister for a week straight, I almost died. I can only take so much Bill Paxton..that may be peak autism..
To answer your question Lawrence, Freud would likely say that the thrills experienced while riding a roller coaster are an expression of what he called the death drive.
That random 2 second snippet of You Are the Moon by The Hush Sound gave me such a flash of nostalgia. Thank you for that Chelsea.
I have now seen every episode of this show this channel has produced
That's like... 10 videos.
@@Zer0FiveSeven40ish
Hello to the best editor in the game
She ain't that great, knock it off with the Chelsea-worshipping. Kassem's what it's all about.
@@Beastmode-hk3fj you chow balls
@@Beastmode-hk3fjthis is definitely Kassem's burner account
@@Beastmode-hk3fj Pfft. Kassem is at best the Jar Jar Binks of the team.
Just kidding folks. It's just jokes.
@@Beastmode-hk3fj Chelsea had the funniest joke in the last video. She's consistently the funniest part of these uploads.
kassem picking prisoner is actually very cool and gamer of him
Kassem's deep state shadow should have a cutout for his luxurious moustache.
Just rewatched you guys recently. Hell yea new episode baby!! Also, Kassem epic battle with that rolling sheep and he kept missing was hilarious lmao.
Heres for the EXCLUSIVE super premium platinum membership.
Also, Lawrence is right, there 100% is a right way and a wrong way to load the dishwasher.
Did I just hear You are the a Moon when Kassem starts to cry?! 🤯🤯🤯
I'm just here for the next alien update
I just appreciate the hell out of you guys. Keep it up!
2:25 I remember that EXACT cable box in my house growing up. Not the nostalgia I was expecting today, but I’m here for it.
Also, if aliens weren’t real, we would never have had cable. Checkmate nonbelievers.
Okay. I love watching ur vids while drunk because not only do I get to rewatch the eps as if the were brand new, but I also wake up to an Art Bell tee on my porch. God bless Bacardi and the internet.
I'm digging that Art Bell shirt Kassem. Coast to Coast.
isn't kassem's birthday really the friends we made along the way?
Exactly
hi chelsea from another token 2% woman!!!
Love Fridays again. Thanks guys.
Here's the thing: it is a nightmare to get through the process for diagnosis as an adult, but the lack of diagnosis does not change my neurodivergence.
The way Lawrence tried to hold it together with the rollercoaster bit was great
Kassem, that's the sweetest fucking Art Bell shirt that I've ever seen.
lmao bruce forcing lawrence and kassem to commit to the homo-autismo bit and then accusing them of being neurotypical is the comedy equivalent of a cop smashing out your tail-light
Hey that's not fair to Freud, He developed a complex system of analysis that also involves hating your dad
i saw a ufo with 6 friends in 2012. we all had cell phones. not one of us took a picture. phone cameras at the time were so terrible it didn't even enter our minds as an option
I downloaded star trek fleet command, just for you!!
Came for the sword play stuck around for Kassem's gun show. Such great content in such a short amount of time. Love you guys.
This channel has genuinely gotten funnier over time. Well done boys!
Possible new Kassam channel name: "Brought You The Truth"
Hahaha it might have been unintentional Chelsae, but "Praeton" sounding in my head like "preyed on" made me cackle.
Another S Tier BUTT video to kick off the weekend.
Also, Kassem saying “It’s all about timing” and then immediately dying is the perfect way to sum up Elden Ring.
I can't wait for the next video where they all take the RAADS-R and find out that Lawrence and Kassem definitely have the tism
As someone with the tism, i've always flagged Lawrence for having at least "an air" of the tistic as well
Autistic people love Lawrence for his reassuringly rectangular head.
I caught that Hush Sound needle drop Chelsea! Goated music taste
As someone with AuDHD (autism and ADHD) this is my new favourite comfort video
just gotta keep repeating to myself "shadow kassem can't hurt me"
Party Mode?!?!? Andy Cortez is smilin somewhere
BYTT - Brought You This Truth, thank you Kassem
Exactly.
love you chelsea for this edits.... dear lord jajajjaja
This channel is the most insane thing ive ever found its like my highschool youtube taste grew up and is doing just as bad as i am :) this is beautiful thank yoy
4:17 I was still laughing at this during the entire ad read
As an autistic person, you guys (especially Lawrence) fuckin' nailed that shit. I am losing it laughing. If there was an autistic equivalent to "y'all are invited to the cookout" I'd use it here (maybe "I'd share my chicken nuggies with y'all"?)
law dog can have some of my honey mussie and chicky tendies.
Elons kid growing up on a trash island sounds like the plot of a futuristic Count of Monte Cristo.
These descrambler goggles are the best thing in the world! Thank you BYTT Boys!
"When I shoot out it is basically just an action figure" -- This got me out of the blue. 😂
@Bruce love the shelf
The sponsor made me feel like we need a Patrick Brown appearance and some Star Trek gameplay. Then make Kassem's alien update seamlessly connect with the Jem'Hadar or some bullshit
Came to the channel for the Law-dog and Bruce but stayed for Kaseem
Watching for Chelsea, commenting for the algorithm
That backlit bit had me tripping 😂😂😂😂😂
That was the best timing for an add I have ever seen
they positively are the best at playing only the first 5 mins of any game
Yes! Kassem Alien Update!
Making sure I try to comment all these videos.
Chelsea is a editor beast. Kassem the funny guy.
Lawrence chilling still the ultimate gamer.
And Bruce holding in the big farts but letting out them big laughs.
watching this while loading the dishwasher correctly
I like how they suddenly entered the Elden Matrix at one point with the sunglasses. Also, the lack of any Ana de Armas impressions is concerning.
Can’t wait when you guys get to 100k Scrooblers
I have definitive proof of aliens but will only discuss it in person with the boys...or Chels....
Another banger vid
bruce and lawrence got to be on each side of kassam's face and beat it and kassam has to finish the game before they finish on him.
Asking what the attack button is half way through the video is EXACTLY what I anticipated...
One of the best/worst things I've heard on the internet is: "Microplastics in semen? You mean the pulp?"
Lawrence is right the club alien mix is sick
I can't wait for more rey Skywalker adventures in episode ten
Thanks for the update Kassem!!
"THE TRUTH IS IN HERE." - kassemg, probably
I'm here for the TRUTH, Kassem! The TRUTH, I tell's ya!
Love these videos so much ❤
lawrence with the ancient kinda funny merch, that's my quintessential gamer right there
OMG, these videos are so good. I also come here for the Alien Updated. Both the original and the club remix! 👽👽👽
Love the Elden Ring gameplay in this one butt boys. Keep up the great work!
Best Channel Ever!
Congrats on the engagement guys!
Great work as always Chelsea!
I have autism and Lawrence’s dish washer comment made me choke on my coffee, hit too close to home. 😂
I love the videos but I’m here for the Kassem G Alien update segments
"We are allowed to... if one of us is a little tismed" -Law
Ive watched all the videos guys keep it up
Kassem will slowly turn this into a Alex Jones type of show... GIVE US THE TRUTH
11:23 Glenn from Always Sunny Moment
I watched "Twister" at least 7 times on a Trans-Pacific flight when I was 15 because it was one of the few options. Now, I can't not watch it when it's on TV.
Did Kassem see the news on possible alien megastructures?
Scientists looked at available information and scanned for objects in the night sky that have their visible light blocked but show as infra red, so heat.
They spotted a few objects in the data that match. Either it's some boring gas that was heated and gave us a false positive or some big 3 tiddied Aliens built a giant structure around a star.
We need a Chelsea cam in the corner for her reactions to the boys‼️
I looked under my toilet and found no glasses
Insane to see kassemg on the Internet again lol
Not telling Kassem about the flask? Ouch.
i like your star wars hunters shirt lawrence
Kassem, the swarthy hunk of Middle Eastern heritage; Lawrence....a racially ambiguous hunk who gives Sexy Samurai vibes, and Bruce. Let me tell you, this is the most diverse cast on the internet and I will fight bare assed anyone who says differently!