The Win Streak: 8-0! World Record! | Ascension 20 Defect Run | Slay the Spire
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
- Earning the world record with what is probably the hardest run we've ever won. What an incredible dex/attack based defect run!
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I love the fact, that this vid is longer than the overexplain for defect.
Frozen eye run with spreadsheets. This is twitch chats dream.
I love how when he takes the Frozen Eye someone optimistically says "2 hour run incoming".
he was right though. it took almost exacly 2 hours from when he said that.
Slay The Jorbs is such a hard game. Props to the Spire for trying really hard!
For this run only, tiny jorbs, twitch jorbs, and UA-cam jorbs combined into the ultimate lifeform.
Omega jorbs. Queue boss music
AYAYAYA
Math teacher: some day, this will save your life.
Jorbs: he has a point kids.
That was one of the most impressive things I've ever witnessed in any game. That pile of cards makes it look like you beat the game with a bunch of twigs and tissue paper in lieu of weapons and armor. I couldn't stay focused just watching the reptomancer and heart fights, I don't know how you kept your concentration for the whole 3 hour ordeal.
What a well-deserved world record!
Yeah, I saw that reptomancer fight and was only like: "Wait...how on earth is he going to win this run?" xD
The question has to be asked... Is this the greatest single run of Slay the Spire ever played?
Depends how you define it.
No, no claw is flaw.
It’s definitely the slowest
That reptomancer fight deserved an Upload on its own.
He was just as surprised about the order the last time it came up.
The thumbnail has 1 hour and then I see 3 hours.... I assume the spreadsheets and a PowerPoint was taken out.
2024 watch.... This run was absolutely nuts. Mental gymnastics. This is the type of run that is super satisfying win or lose, but leaves you drained afterwards. Thank you for this piece of content. Definitely deserves more 👍 than it has.
Ah, so this is the point in the streak jorbs feels it is time to start pulling out the spreadsheets.
"I'm gonna get the spreadsheets out again" is one of my favorite quotes
I fast forward randomly into the video and suddenly there's a spreadsheet lol. This is why I love this channel.
3 hours?
Is that another word record?
As they say in MTG “one is not zero”
This has to be the worst seed I've ever seen get a win. It was like the game was actively trying to ruin your streak SO badly.
yeah...but on the other hand in the heart fight at the end basically every attack (multi or big attack) came at the right time to be blockable...so at least in that last fight the luck was back on his side :)
))l
when you alluded to this defect run in the first video I never imagined something like this
This could have been a sweet meme run if it wasn't part of a huge win streak. Early shuriken kunai, followed by an immedately reprogram offer into a claw offer. The act 2 boss offered all for one to top it all off too.
The fact that you won with this deck shows how awesome this game is.
I love the minijorbs that no one has acknowledged.
I love the minijorbs that no has acknowledged.
That's tiny jorbs.
I stopped playing StS regularly a few months ago, and have been watching Jorbs' vids less frequently as a result. That said, I'm so impressed with the streak and this run. The way Jorbs is able to use his GTO-fueled thinking to make a lost run into a world record win is inspiring.
10 floors from the third boss and we’ve got over an hour and a half left.
Truly epic run, never new a 3 hour video with spreadsheets could be so thrilling
spreadsheet warning at 15:30 , 38:09
You mean speadsheet HYPE!
Holoing a void, being like: "Turbo has a downside?" xD
48:09 Wow I guess Slay the Spire really
Threw Jorbs a bone
nice
30+ minute heart fight jesus that's longer than some runs
So basically whenever I hit Gremlin Nob?
I managed a 26:55 win over the heart at ascension 16 yesterday, just felt like telling someone
@@williama842 I on the other hand lost to the heart yesterday because I put Incense Burner on the wrong number (poison math was off). Also really wanted to tell someone.
These are the tales that bind us.
Longer than all my runs
This is by far the most insane slay the spire run ive ever seen. id struggle to beat slime boss with that deck XD
easily the most impressive run ive ever seen. grats on the world record jorbsy boy
Jorbs said he was excited for this run to go up on YT on stream. This will be an excellent podcast.
I would have gone for Reprogram+All for One like a fucking idiot and lost the run so early lmao
Boot sequence carrying the early game
oh boy 3 hours - lets go
edit : what a run - jesus. Some legit dedication and amazing play
Impressive. That's all to say about it. Earned a rare like from me and a solid sub.
This is probably the best run of sts I've ever seen. Congrats on the streak!
I watched this live. Best slay the spire run of the freaking history.
i was humming the music with excitement while watching the calculations.
This is the power of Spreadsheet Instinct.
Wow, that heart fight was epic.
Loved the run! Amazing gameplay and thanks for sharing your thoughts and sheets. WP
That heart music has never been more fitting holy cow
now this is the Jorbs content I subscribe to see, Math Wizard powers to the limit!
well i guess this is "trihard" jorbs, i like it
"I can't lie, I feel like Jorbs Wick with a stack" ~ 21 Savage iirc
this is the pinnacle of StS gameplay!
craziest heart fight. holy shit this is immaculate.
I love the Hologram -> Void at 1:02:56. I need to remember that one.
This was the most beautiful video I've ever watched
WHAT A FUCKING RUN! holy shit. Congrats jorbs!
It may be 3 hours, but this is my absolute favourite run of Slay the Spire. Its just insane. If you havent seen it I recommend you watch the whole 3 hours. Its a nailbiting journey.
This is the most impressive run I've ever seen
Frozen eye mvp this run.
1:16:56 my guy miniaturecatfish knows whats up
Man... Same reason I'll never be amazing at chess. I don't have the patience to agonize over decisions the way you do. Very impressive stuff though, kudos! Just got into this game and am loving it! Edit: Of course, if I was somehow on a streak, I might actually have the motivation to be more OCD about optimizing instead of just making quick decisions and taking the loss rogue-like style ;)
This one is for the history books
what a legendary run!
Saw the 3 hour video. Just knew there was a Froze Eye involved. XD
gay chat best chat huh? excellent opening to the video thank you ♥
What an incredible run.
Every run is a masterclass.
That was amazing
wow, this is amazing
Such a fantastic run! Really great! Wondering if u mind me reposting this series to a Chinese website? I won't change any content and give clear indication of the source for sure! Thx anyway.
Good job man
Good jorb
I think my prediction is correct
what a nice meal i will have whit those long 3 hrs xD
Can someone please explain why at 55:25 he's waiting another turn before he kills his enemy?
He wanted Avacado to create armor so he could attack it more and increment Pen Nib for the next fight.
Well, I had fun
Incredible!
1:41:46 was the perfect turn to “work out” his 1 too many health problem also on 3:01:03 I get the feeling he’s not going for defend (13 block) stack (9 block) then amplify. Playing 3 cards he takes 9 block from beat putting him at 13 block so 2 procs of static 15x8 of damage. Down side to this is he draws less. Regardless I’m sure he wins
Very impressive run! Do you ever feel like there are unwinnable seeds? Like, this run makes me question if there are, but... It almost seems like there would have to be?
I lile to think that even the worst seeds have a chance if every choice is done correctly.
I am SO grateful that I watch this on UA-cam with 2x speed and with ability to fast forward. Poor stream watchers. Bless them.
At 1:41:38 could he have just attacked the guy with thorns while intangible to lose the 1hp for meat on the bones?
No because he had buffer.
@@xn85d2 yeah he would've had to attack twice but same premise
Nice
Me: *puts kid down for nap and starts video on tv which doesn’t show video length on thumbnails*
Kid: *wakes up from nap*
Me: *pauses video to get kid*
Me: Three hours?!
It says a lot about STS that 8 wins in a row is the world record...
Isn't hologram sweeping beam infinite with madness on both?
is he still on a streak orhwo old is the vid? i always miss him on twitch somehow
B4zing4 I believe he did the commentary on runs 1 and 2 after this game made the streak a world record, so game eight of this streak was at least eight days ago...very likely that this particular streak is finished on Twitch.
Why does boot sequence have the old picture? Are you playing an old version of the game?
When you beat the spire, you unlock the option to go to beta art for cards.
I have longer streaks with defect.
Well, losing streaks, but still.
why do the time stamps always lie about how long the vid actually is lollll
I am not sure but I suspect that it's a inside joke.
Tom van Dalen wait how tf do u even change the time stamp lol
jesus, what a fuckin run
I miss clip show during breaks.
rare card event. keep the machine learning and remove strike.
clap
Why does the thumbnail say it's an hour, but the video is 3?
UA-cam cant understand the might of the 3 hour jorb.
holy fucking shit
3 hours? Frozen eye?
Tnk4me no spreadsheets xD
But also Frozen Eye.
Spreadsheets? Did he become an Arumba apprentice?
this nigga really made a spreadsheet
Jorbs: gets shuriken and kunai.
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dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What is Jorbs job??
He's a Mathemagician.
Why did he take the two damage when he had energy to use defend on floor 5? I'm sure I'm missing something.
Static discharge, take hit to produce an orb
this character is the worst
you need a million things to go right or else its just suffering 90%+ of a run
Lifecoach1981 crushed this record on stream when i think he went 13 wins in a row.
Using an average shit deck and won act1 2, IQ200
Poj
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Why the fuck is this guy pulling up spreadsheets in a slay the spire game