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  • @riparianlife97701
    @riparianlife97701 3 місяці тому +69

    Not dancing is always the better move.

    • @tiararoxeanne1318
      @tiararoxeanne1318 3 місяці тому +5

      🎶I'm too sexy for my dance🎶😎

    • @oldauntzibby4395
      @oldauntzibby4395 2 місяці тому +1

      Exactly. No matter how many people made fun of President Biden standing there, it would have been way worse if he'd done his version of dancing, whatever that looks like.

    • @riparianlife97701
      @riparianlife97701 2 місяці тому +1

      @@oldauntzibby4395 Absolutely. It's far better to say you don't dance if you don't dance.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 3 місяці тому +127

    If you don't vote Democrat, then Lara Trump singing "Won't back down" will be played non-stop where possible! 😂

    • @archmage_of_the_aether
      @archmage_of_the_aether 3 місяці тому +1

      Remember there are more than two options, America!

    • @Phuck_tRump-Humpers
      @Phuck_tRump-Humpers 3 місяці тому +19

      ​@@archmage_of_the_aether when I was young and naive, I felt the same.
      I'm 55 now. I know better.

    • @Columbiastargazer
      @Columbiastargazer 3 місяці тому +11

      oh the humanity..won't someone think of the children?

    • @Drewski02
      @Drewski02 3 місяці тому

      Then "Won't back down" will be playing alot in January

    • @disastermaster3K
      @disastermaster3K 3 місяці тому

      Ok boomers

  • @qing-jaohan8641
    @qing-jaohan8641 3 місяці тому +9

    EDITING TEAM: yall need to quit fading out before the joke is over.

  • @ErvinMolina118
    @ErvinMolina118 2 місяці тому +2

    Happy Father's Day

  • @catalinacurio
    @catalinacurio 3 місяці тому +46

    Young people are aware of how important their vote is. I have faith in them. 😊🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙

    • @Inferno361
      @Inferno361 3 місяці тому +4

      Do you support Genocide Joe?

    • @gregpendrey6711
      @gregpendrey6711 3 місяці тому +6

      Absolutely their votes are important but they are impressionable. The best we can do is tell them what we believe. Whom we are voting for. And why. Don't judge them if you find they are not on the same page. All we can do is tell them what we expect from our democracy. With love and acceptance. They have the right to waste a vote because they have never seen what a wasted vote can effect. Maybe they learn by doing.

    • @archmage_of_the_aether
      @archmage_of_the_aether 3 місяці тому

      I have faith that the yoots will remember that there are more than two choices

    • @danlake7970
      @danlake7970 3 місяці тому +5

      @@archmage_of_the_aether Sadly there are not but keep telling yourself that.

    • @lisam9233
      @lisam9233 3 місяці тому +4

      I thought that in 2016. So many rejected Hillary and tRump, and their “I can vote for whoever I want” misunderstanding that votes for 3rd party candidates didn’t sway things toward the orange mfr…is what got us into this mess.

  • @ILoveFountainPensCdn
    @ILoveFountainPensCdn 3 місяці тому +10

    Of course to appeal to the young voters, you need to use the Linsay Lohan version and not the Haley Mills version… 😂

    • @L._Titus
      @L._Titus 3 місяці тому

      You're confusing _Freaky Friday_ with _The Parent Trap_ . _Freaky Friday_ was originally a book by Mary Rodgers, which has been adapted for the screen several times, most notably the 1976 film starring Jodie Foster and Barbara Harris and the 2003 film (riffed on here) starring Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis. The 1961 version of _The Parent Trap_ stars Hayley Mills and the 1998 version stars Lindsay Lohan. However, they are only two of the numerous adaptations across multiple countries of the 1949 German book _Das doppelte Lottchen_ [ _Lisa and Lottie_ ] by Erich Kästner, about identical twins living with separated parents who meet for the first time at summer camp.
      I wrote a rather in-depth essay about _The Parent Trap_ (1961) for a film studies course in college; the film raises a number of interesting questions about the construction of self, identity, and agency in twins, especially as, although she is often aided by setting and costume, Mills sometimes has to differentiate between her two characters solely through her acting. In my opinion, Hayley Mills is quite underrated as an actor by most Americans; she is the daughter of famed British actor Sir John Mills, and played in a number of dramatic roles in the English film industry-such as her debut, _Tiger Bay_ (1959)-while simultaneously making rather cheerier fare for Disney.

  • @thomasb.2699
    @thomasb.2699 3 місяці тому +11

    Best answer Peter D. ever got to one of his stupid questions.

  • @autumbreeze1129
    @autumbreeze1129 3 місяці тому +5

    Young voters not wanting to vote Biden when the other option is Trump completely baffles me.
    He tells them to their faces he intends for the youth to suffer and they'd still choose him over Biden?
    Are they freaking nuts?!

    • @charliegnu
      @charliegnu 3 місяці тому +1

      But the memes! They have to do what the memes tells them to do! That's where they get all their information from.

    • @bobo0202
      @bobo0202 3 місяці тому

      @@charliegnu Stop projecting.

  • @lawrencecole6527
    @lawrencecole6527 3 місяці тому +3

    That dudes moo-moo was fantastic.

  • @vulpsturm
    @vulpsturm 3 місяці тому +2

    Wow, as an 18 year old, I thought Joe Biden was just some ol' fuddy duddy! Not anymore! Now I got on the trolley for Biden! I didn't even need Stephen Colbert's masterpiece of Skibidi Biden to seal the deal for me that a man who talks to dead people and has no clue where he is currently is the absolute best president for America, representing my goals and dreams along the way!

    • @melanies.6030
      @melanies.6030 3 місяці тому

      Well, any 18 year old with a uterus better vote blue if they know what's good for them. I'm guessing that's not you.

  • @Allisgood-f7f
    @Allisgood-f7f 3 місяці тому +10

    Lmao, that is too cool 😎!!!

  • @natsune09
    @natsune09 3 місяці тому +10

    Biden is a better dancer than Trump. He killed it with the Elevator Dance, there are no steps. (Old Three Stooges joke there)

  • @vicjoseromero
    @vicjoseromero 3 місяці тому +6

    Would watch.

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 3 місяці тому +6

    Holy Mackerel

  • @blackNwhitetalkshow
    @blackNwhitetalkshow 3 місяці тому +4

    I love this video, he looks hilarious. Still voting for him!

    • @WilliesGarden
      @WilliesGarden 3 місяці тому

      Of course you are! Shouldn't be but one POTUS choice on the ticket this go around, being the other is a traitor simping for his Vladdy Daddy and gramps Xi. If every American read and looked at the photos in 🚼🦧Florida indictment, they would never want him with a chance to win. Only takes an hour, and you will be absolutely shocked what you find. Also, the people don't even realize what he's done with that property. He is paid $350 Million a year to let strangers live with him in his hotel. If it was still described as single family housing it would be worth 1,000x more. Now it has a thousand restrictions a single family home wouldn't have. And it made it a public our countries most valuable secrets were being kept, and each was totally out in the open. Sure, a bathroom door locks, you in. But it was a photo of boxes all the way across a stage that has me crappin' pants, because there was stadium seating in front of that stage. I immediately and still feel he was having an _Auction!_

  • @mytexasdays1526
    @mytexasdays1526 3 місяці тому

    He's just practicing a pose for his wax statue in Madame Tussauds.

  • @GaudyMarko
    @GaudyMarko 3 місяці тому +7

    You know it's bad when they think a Lindsay Lohan movie from 2003 is relevant to today's youth. That movie is old enough to vote and she's old enough to run for president.

    • @WilliesGarden
      @WilliesGarden 3 місяці тому

      @GaudyMarko what is "it" your speaking about? What is so bad? You have a wonderful point on the age of both the film and Lohan. But I strongly feel you blew that great point on a tired reference about a topical nightly news show that didn't make any sense. Rewrite the thing and you have a hit! If that kinda meaningless crap means anything to you, doesn't me, I just hate to see half a wonderful comedy idea wasted.

    • @GaudyMarko
      @GaudyMarko 3 місяці тому

      "It" being the satirical attempt to appeal to young voters. I thought that was obvious.

    • @NuiYabuko
      @NuiYabuko 3 місяці тому +1

      Who's they? It's a joke by the Late Show team.

    • @WilliesGarden
      @WilliesGarden 3 місяці тому

      @@NuiYabuko didn't ask who "they" was. You sure your eyes are working?

    • @kjkayjay
      @kjkayjay 3 місяці тому

      @@WilliesGarden They were referencing the original poster not you.

  • @JusticeAndLibertyUSA
    @JusticeAndLibertyUSA 3 місяці тому +13

    💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

    • @ifyousayso9392
      @ifyousayso9392 3 місяці тому

      💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @mandeepkhaira8756
    @mandeepkhaira8756 3 місяці тому +3

    Oh that's black jesus by his side

    • @disoldman6573
      @disoldman6573 3 місяці тому

      Ya. Like what the heck is that.

    • @WilliesGarden
      @WilliesGarden 3 місяці тому

      It's a brave new world ​@@disoldman6573.
      You dream it you can be it! One thing this old man has learned through this life is the outside of anyone don't matter like the inside. I'm certainly not the looker I was in my 20s, but I'm a much better person than _that_ as*hole ever was. I admire anyone who doesn't care what others think of them.
      What you are looking at there, is a person who is comfortable with who they are. ✌️🤟💨

  • @yamilee1354
    @yamilee1354 3 місяці тому +1

    This will be the best video ever lmao

  • @MrRobot898
    @MrRobot898 3 місяці тому +7

    I'd watch that

  • @marythompson5146
    @marythompson5146 3 місяці тому

    Oh, my goodness. That would be an interesting idea.

  • @michaelXXLF
    @michaelXXLF 3 місяці тому

    I would watch that!

  • @noahvr5675
    @noahvr5675 3 місяці тому

    😂

  • @TonioLagoule
    @TonioLagoule 3 місяці тому +2

    Oh no! Video editing intern is back, no punchline!

  • @Cancun771
    @Cancun771 3 місяці тому +2

    *_Quit cutting these videos short!_*

  • @sandksmom
    @sandksmom 3 місяці тому +16

    He needs to stop supplying Israel with munitions

    • @tugroti66
      @tugroti66 3 місяці тому +6

      Easiest way to get the youth vote.

    • @archmage_of_the_aether
      @archmage_of_the_aether 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@tugroti66also: the promises made to them about debt and affordable housing
      Oh too late

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@@archmage_of_the_aether he forgave college debt. More than any of us got, ingrate

    • @ExtremelyRadiant
      @ExtremelyRadiant 3 місяці тому

      YOU, NEED an education in American Foreign Policy, AND....DID you KNOW, Iran is bombing Israel, as well?!? 😊 I am a history teacher, SO, I understand our support of Israel. HOWEVER, NATO and The OTHER Civilized Democratic Nations, are involved and should be, to broker a Cease Fire in The Gaza Strip. The Arabs, that gave 2 Billion Dollars to Trump's Family, FUND the Terrorist in Gaza and funded 9/11. There are a LOT more players in this Chess Game, and young people want THIS, to be their Vietnam War. It is not. You are fighting the wrong people. 😢

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 3 місяці тому

      President Joe Biden presented an Israel-designed three-phase ceasefire proposal over the weekend in an effort to pave the way for a truce between Israel and Hamas. Phase one would initiate a six-week ceasefire, during which Israeli forces would withdraw from some parts of Gaza and release hundreds of Palestinian prisoners in exchange for Hamas-held hostages - mainly the remaining women, children, elderly, and wounded, plus five Americans, being held in Gaza. Phase two would exchange all remaining hostages held by Hamas for the total and permanent withdrawal of Israeli forces in Gaza. Phase three would be a reconstruction plan for Gaza and ensure the return of hostage remains to Israeli families. "I’ve urged the leadership in Israel to stand behind this deal, despite whatever pressure comes," Biden said. Hamas responded that it looked “positively” on the deal, while Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s office said in a rare statement issued on the Sabbath that "Israel’s conditions for ending the war have not changed: The destruction of Hamas military and governing capabilities, the freeing of all hostages and ensuring that Gaza no longer poses a threat to Israel."

  • @garryferrington811
    @garryferrington811 3 місяці тому +2

    Vote for President Biden or lose everything.

  • @samsonrene1
    @samsonrene1 3 місяці тому

    Are we just going to ignore Bill Porter’s mental struggles and not get him any help? 😢😢

    • @WilliesGarden
      @WilliesGarden 3 місяці тому

      Sam is it? Is this the correct video you're referring to? Don't think there is a Bill Porter in this 71 second comedy intro.

    • @midlifeinprogress
      @midlifeinprogress 3 місяці тому

      Billy Porter is perfectly fine, that's the way he dresses. He doesn't need any help, he is happy and well-adjusted. Do you have a problem with that?

  • @generaldurandal3568
    @generaldurandal3568 3 місяці тому

    On March 26th 2022,
    just past midnight,
    I was restless in bed,
    my limbs became numb & tingly,
    my chest became tight,
    & my heart felt like it was being crushed.
    So I sang out to God and Jesus,
    about my pain, my feelings,
    my faults and my inabilities.

    As I sang, I began to feel like a river,
    & a hand was on my back,
    it's fingers where skimming the surface of the waters,
    separating the waters,
    causing ripples through my body.
    Then the hand reached inside my chest,
    lit my heart on fire,
    & the heat moved like waves through my body.
    When I was done singing,
    all the pain was gone,
    & I looked at the clock,
    it was past 1am,
    I had sang near an hour.

    Then the voice of my guardian angel called my name from above,
    & there was a hymn of energy in the air,
    the same hymn I hear in my dreams of God.
    Glory, Honor, blessings, thanks and praise to the Lord my God,
    for healing my heart during a heart attack!
    Hallelujah to the Lord my God for healing my heart!
    Hallelujah for His son Jesus for saving my soul!
    Hallelujah for every day!
    Hallelujah for every breath!
    The Lord is Faithful and true!
    May the Lord Bless your hearts,
    so that you have the will and strength to turn from selfish sins,
    and flee from the slaveries of the flesh!

  • @dnapolyace6342
    @dnapolyace6342 3 місяці тому +5

    Lindsey Lohan's body is older than Biden's biologically😂😂😂 don't do drugs lol

  • @ExtremelyRadiant
    @ExtremelyRadiant 3 місяці тому +1

    Ha ha 😅❤🎉

  • @NusretTaras-kp9mv
    @NusretTaras-kp9mv 3 місяці тому

    More Likes For Stephen Colbert

  • @Mgh-r
    @Mgh-r 3 місяці тому

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ dear stevie and dear team 😂❤ thank uuuuuuuu all

  • @that_jason_black
    @that_jason_black 3 місяці тому +1

    Biden wears a back brace that's why his gate has changed AND that's why he wasn't dancing.

  • @GoddessOfJokes
    @GoddessOfJokes 3 місяці тому

    🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @martinhumble
    @martinhumble 3 місяці тому

    I only listen to John Voigt and Goebbles

  • @pdubdubs
    @pdubdubs 3 місяці тому

    Anything any of these people has to say really doesn't matter until I can work behind a computer without a face mask on. End this pandemic, that's enough nonsense.

    • @midlifeinprogress
      @midlifeinprogress 3 місяці тому +2

      hahahah... the pandemic ended over a year ago! Welcome to 2024. If you can't work behind a computer without a face mask on, that's someone else's fault, not the government's. But funny flashback joke, bro. 🤣🤣

  • @Drewski02
    @Drewski02 3 місяці тому +2

    Biden needs so much support from all demographics that it's embarrassing

    • @theWZZA
      @theWZZA 3 місяці тому +7

      Which candidate doesn't?

    • @Drewski02
      @Drewski02 3 місяці тому

      @@theWZZA it's to the point of desperation. But you're right though 😁

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 3 місяці тому

      ​​@@Drewski02The media sucks, maybe they need to report that inflation IS going down, and that the president doesn't set the price of groceries and gas
      But then, judging from your profile picture, Im speaking to a trumptard MAGAt.....

    • @Drewski02
      @Drewski02 3 місяці тому

      @@freya8133 Actually, inflation has been at a stubborn +3% for almost a year. And Biden does have the authority to loosen regulations in order to drill for more oil

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Drewski02It's still not going up like it did under DUMPHUQUE J.TЯ☭MP.

  • @AndroidAccountant
    @AndroidAccountant 3 місяці тому +2

    LAME!!!

  • @Inferno361
    @Inferno361 3 місяці тому +3

    Who is voting for Genocide Joe?

    • @Drewski02
      @Drewski02 3 місяці тому +12

      People like you don't vote. You're kidding no one

    • @ExtremelyRadiant
      @ExtremelyRadiant 3 місяці тому +5

      Me!! 😂❤🎉

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 3 місяці тому

      President Joe Biden presented an Israel-designed three-phase ceasefire proposal over the weekend in an effort to pave the way for a truce between Israel and Hamas. Phase one would initiate a six-week ceasefire, during which Israeli forces would withdraw from some parts of Gaza and release hundreds of Palestinian prisoners in exchange for Hamas-held hostages - mainly the remaining women, children, elderly, and wounded, plus five Americans, being held in Gaza. Phase two would exchange all remaining hostages held by Hamas for the total and permanent withdrawal of Israeli forces in Gaza. Phase three would be a reconstruction plan for Gaza and ensure the return of hostage remains to Israeli families. "I’ve urged the leadership in Israel to stand behind this deal, despite whatever pressure comes," Biden said. Hamas responded that it looked “positively” on the deal, while Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s office said in a rare statement issued on the Sabbath that "Israel’s conditions for ending the war have not changed: The destruction of Hamas military and governing capabilities, the freeing of all hostages and ensuring that Gaza no longer poses a threat to Israel."
      Don't be an ignorant clueless person.

    • @midlifeinprogress
      @midlifeinprogress 3 місяці тому +1

      ME!!!

    • @CheapFlashyLoris
      @CheapFlashyLoris 3 місяці тому +1

      If you actually do care about lives in Gaza, you won't want to allow Trump to take power.

  • @heavenlyblue
    @heavenlyblue 3 місяці тому +3

    Americans Love Trump !!!!

  • @MoritaJunichiro
    @MoritaJunichiro 3 місяці тому

    ?..?G7🤮

  • @PTKirkw
    @PTKirkw 3 місяці тому

    WTF is wrong with BILLY PORTER ...There is a TIME AND PLACE for everything!...You've got the ENTIRE MONTH of JUNE ...Can't you just dial it back for ONE day?!..SMFH!

  • @noahvr5675
    @noahvr5675 3 місяці тому

    😂