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  • @pickyphysicsstudent201
    @pickyphysicsstudent201 5 років тому +10677

    Remember, the difference between a romance novel and a horror story is how good looking the guy is.

    • @yawarapuyurak3271
      @yawarapuyurak3271 5 років тому +587

      Gold

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 5 років тому +995

      That is.... disturbingly accurate.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 5 років тому +486

      the real horror are the sales numbers of romance novels....
      Then again lots of men watch porn with very unrealistic women in it, and from anthropological research it seems those two are similar.
      So, go off ladies ^.^

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 5 років тому +422

      @@Nerobyrne hey, authors can write all the erotica they want without much judgement from me. Even some of the very dark stuff out there can be turned into....let's call it "inspiration for consentual fantasy play" and even the stuff that can't people generally have a better time seperating erotic fantasies from reality (especially with half-way decent sex-ed).
      It's the _romanticizing_ of abusive behavior where I start to have problems, and while it is far from contained specifically to romance novels and/or dirrected at women, that is a big source of it and does a lot of harm.
      If someone has an unrealistic view of sex but a healthy understanding of relationships, that problem can be talked through. If someone has an unhealthy understanding of relationships....well, you're not going to bang that problem out in the bedroom. (Also, consent and extreme abuse don't really coexist, so...)

    • @TheCoffeehound
      @TheCoffeehound 5 років тому +328

      @Al X. Andra Yeah, 50 Shades of Grey would have been a much different story if, instead of a billionaire, he was a minimum wage worker living in a trailer park.

  • @fuzzythoughts8020
    @fuzzythoughts8020 4 роки тому +4194

    "But it's okay, because he's attractive!"
    And rich. Don't forget rich.

    • @hngh6404
      @hngh6404 4 роки тому +114

      And powerful

    • @Kami-ny5jo
      @Kami-ny5jo 4 роки тому +137

      @@hngh6404 but mostly rich. Who needs looks when you have money

    • @wirtz7223
      @wirtz7223 4 роки тому +4

      Shame On You your mother

    • @Kami-ny5jo
      @Kami-ny5jo 4 роки тому +3

      @@wirtz7223 nah

    • @Flame-rp6yq
      @Flame-rp6yq 4 роки тому +25

      @@Kami-ny5jo because you can look pretty with money

  • @xenon8927
    @xenon8927 4 роки тому +3275

    I once read a reddit comment about romance stories, the "danny devito rule"
    replace the male lead's looks with danny devito, if it becomes creepy, it's a bad story, if it's still romantic, the story is fine

    • @astra6137
      @astra6137 4 роки тому +278

      This is amazing

    • @MrPF
      @MrPF 4 роки тому +704

      That's why Shrek is the best story in the world

    • @lukamilosevic661
      @lukamilosevic661 3 роки тому +344

      "So anyway, I started blasting.", he said to himself in the mirror after a good intercourse with his wife.

    • @bobhydro913
      @bobhydro913 3 роки тому +532

      I'm trying to think of danny devito in the shoes of doom Slayer and I can't stop laughing.

    • @xenon8927
      @xenon8927 3 роки тому +97

      @@lukamilosevic661 excuse me what the hell

  • @duskadown6751
    @duskadown6751 5 років тому +7201

    *"My tragic backstory is that the author forgot to give me any backstory."*

    • @shadowwolfcat13
      @shadowwolfcat13 5 років тому +236

      That can be a very interesting concept, if written correctly and in the right setting. I've seen it implemented in the manga "Are you Alice?".

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 5 років тому +178

      Reminds me of that one Community episode. "The pain of not having pain is still pain. Now that may seem like an easy way out, but we're just actors, not authors."

    • @CalebHawn
      @CalebHawn 5 років тому +42

      @@shadowwolfcat13 Yeah, breaking the 4th wall is an interesting concept.

    • @doombybbr
      @doombybbr 5 років тому +50

      Sounds like it would be right at home in a comedy

    • @pianotm
      @pianotm 5 років тому +27

      I saw that and I was like, Holy shit! I actually used that backstory for a fantasy character! The entire premise of the story was the villain drawing the writer into the world to confront her about why she had written so little about his character.

  • @berserkerpride
    @berserkerpride 5 років тому +4466

    He's so alpha he can JUGGLE those red flags.

    • @redrumssam5888
      @redrumssam5888 5 років тому +57

      Pun 💯

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness 5 років тому +38

      Meme worthy

    • @skinnysnorlax1876
      @skinnysnorlax1876 5 років тому +119

      He CAN juggle them, but juggling is fun, and therefore not alpha. Can't interrupt his brooding, donch know

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 4 роки тому +28

      *which only accentuates the presence of those rippling BICEPS™...he MUST secretly be a SUPER HUNKY CYBORG WEREWOLF™*

    • @sh0tgunsh1pping
      @sh0tgunsh1pping 4 роки тому +20

      @@scottmantooth8785 but what if..he's actually a.. *REALLY BUFF SEXY ALIEN DEMON VAMPIRE HOT WEREWOLF DELL COMPUTER ANGEL ZOMBIE HUNK???*

  • @greentiger332
    @greentiger332 5 років тому +2809

    You forgot the part where the rest of the male characters have to be far more horrible than the alpha male so alpha can seem better by comparison.

    • @chelonianmobile
      @chelonianmobile 4 роки тому +425

      Or where they're SUPPOSED to be far more horrible, but actually end up a lot more likeable because the supposedly unlikeable traits the author piles on them are "being not-white and not a billionaire" and "being remotely pleasant to be around because that's not ALPHA SEXY".

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 4 роки тому +226

      Ah yes. The good old "the good guys are too evil, we need to make a more evil faction so that people will root for them" plot device, or as I like to call it, the "Chaos Insurgency Trick".

    • @-hello6177
      @-hello6177 4 роки тому +112

      writer: *makes evil male character because fetish*
      Also the writer: No, if I just make him like this everyone will hate him... well, here goes nothing
      Writer: *creates scapegoat*
      Horny Readers: *use scapegoat to justify why they don't actually like the story just because they find it hot*

    • @Zechariah_Mathieson1871
      @Zechariah_Mathieson1871 4 роки тому +40

      @@demi-femme4821 I think that works if you want you Antagonist to be a villain like Mega Mind or Despicable Me

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 4 роки тому +13

      I call it darkening the pot.

  • @ezelfrancisco1349
    @ezelfrancisco1349 5 років тому +3099

    "Yeah, but he had a rough childhood."
    Cool motive, still murder

  • @arizonaicesuntea9922
    @arizonaicesuntea9922 5 років тому +4036

    Dont forget the fact that his muscles are bullet and stab proof.

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills 5 років тому +224

      On the off chance that the sociopath ever actually gets into conflict with anyone other than his love interest.

    • @JaeStories87
      @JaeStories87 5 років тому +187

      And when a weapon *is* strong enough to penetrate his muscles, it doesn't hurt because his alpha-ness protects him.

    • @yaboi3178
      @yaboi3178 5 років тому +112

      Didn't you know that all alphas are layered in air thin layer of Contrivum (tm) and as such can't be harmed?

    • @anduro7448
      @anduro7448 5 років тому +58

      @@JaeStories87 Not even dr. bright with a chainsaw minigun (Dont ask how thats even possible) can kill him

    • @felipecosta-kv2fx
      @felipecosta-kv2fx 5 років тому +58

      Don't forget that his muscles need to have muscles!

  • @blurryeye882
    @blurryeye882 5 років тому +1333

    "we go to bathrooms in groups to get away from this guy, now he's following me in my literature?"
    - Jenna Moreci

    • @lifeontheledgerlines8394
      @lifeontheledgerlines8394 4 роки тому +81

      Man, her channel is great too lol

    • @lifeontheledgerlines8394
      @lifeontheledgerlines8394 4 роки тому +49

      @Karsyn zzstu Beauchamp You should also check out OSP's trope talks

    • @feralfernweh6091
      @feralfernweh6091 4 роки тому +29

      MY PEOPLE

    • @lnoths
      @lnoths 4 роки тому +29

      Okay, that quote’s too good. Now I have to check her out.

    • @lifeontheledgerlines8394
      @lifeontheledgerlines8394 4 роки тому +27

      @@lnoths I highly suggest you do, she's an established author who makes videos on tropes and effective usage of them. Have fun lol

  • @stekenxu
    @stekenxu 5 років тому +2249

    50 Shades of Red (flags)

    • @Glimare
      @Glimare 5 років тому +94

      Sounds like an amazing book title.

    • @azureskyblade1106
      @azureskyblade1106 5 років тому +102

      The book the world needs but doesn't deserve.

    • @mollygrace3068
      @mollygrace3068 5 років тому +5

      ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

    • @spottydog7143
      @spottydog7143 5 років тому +2

      Excellent *claps*

    • @zwezwe7534
      @zwezwe7534 5 років тому +18

      50 shades of red pi̶l̶l̶...

  • @JohnnyElRed
    @JohnnyElRed 5 років тому +4256

    In various points, you can feel his sarcastic tone wavering. This trope is actually upsetting him.
    And I understand perfectly.

    • @mitchellzollinger1100
      @mitchellzollinger1100 5 років тому +41

      Where?

    • @vladimirlenin8539
      @vladimirlenin8539 5 років тому +551

      When he gets to the point of abusive one sided relationships

    • @eliesh3833
      @eliesh3833 4 роки тому +435

      Oh but, it's okay though.
      Because he's *attractive.*

    • @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457
      @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 4 роки тому +107

      @@mitchellzollinger1100 3:29 that's what you were looking for.

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 4 роки тому +11

      Yea he just sounds like a sad, sad beta boi. Fuck if he ever wrote anything, it'd be so dull and bland even his mom wouldn't buy it

  • @Ahalaya
    @Ahalaya 5 років тому +958

    "My tragic backstory is that the author forgot to give me any backstory."
    My god. That is the most tragic backstory to have tragic backstory-ed.
    Glory to the empire.

    • @swanandab2484
      @swanandab2484 3 роки тому +15

      So Sad....Alexa! Play Rewrite The Stars!

    • @circa134
      @circa134 3 роки тому +4

      It’s like dr doofenshirts backstory but reversed

    • @g.k684
      @g.k684 3 роки тому +5

      And to this episode’s sponsor
      RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS

    • @richardgibson8403
      @richardgibson8403 3 роки тому +3

      @Awesome Foxes his tragic backstory is that the writers gave him ALL the backstory

  • @PaleGhost69
    @PaleGhost69 5 років тому +2150

    The worst part of alpha Male characters is that they always think _they_ are the protagonists.

    • @koramagna
      @koramagna 5 років тому +90

      Yes, Thank You! There are moments when I love humans

    • @YouW00t
      @YouW00t 5 років тому +33

      Ain''t that cute?

    • @artofthepossible7329
      @artofthepossible7329 5 років тому +97

      *Mind flashes to Bakugo Katsuki*
      The general clue is Alpha, and if the leader of the pack would think that they are the focus of the story... makes some sense.

    • @JohnSmith-wx9wj
      @JohnSmith-wx9wj 5 років тому +45

      You're so vain... You probably think this story is about you!

    • @CRocketSlim
      @CRocketSlim 5 років тому +40

      @@artofthepossible7329 Funny, Optimus Prime didn't dominate anything. The Autobots were always running to him for advice, and to bail them out of jams

  • @naomistarlight6178
    @naomistarlight6178 5 років тому +4117

    Also he can't have any emotions. Emotions are for women! But he can be sad, angry, jealous, sexually aroused, and punch a hole in the wall because the love interest is wearing a dress she chose for herself instead of the one he sent her as a gift, BUT none of that counts as emotion! He will constantly be described as stoic, and the heroine will constantly be made to feel worthless because of her "womanly emotions" which involve things like wanting basic rights and dignity.

    • @Draber2b
      @Draber2b 5 років тому +606

      "..he can be sad.." WHAT? NO.
      Sadness isn't showing strength.
      Only anger, jelousy, lust. And if he starts to feel sadness (shame on him), *he has to* channel it into anger.
      And also no frustration - it impies something is out of your control.

    • @epicchk4319
      @epicchk4319 5 років тому +419

      Destroying a room because the love interest did something the Alphamale didn't like is of course a sign of passion not anger issues

    • @elazarsinger4187
      @elazarsinger4187 5 років тому +266

      B..basic rights and decencies! What do you think women are? People?! (This was a joke in case there are some idiots who can't tell)

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 5 років тому +154

      Emotions that HE custom designed in his shop with a WELDER and SLEDGEHAMMER to suit his MANLY PERSONALITY the even CONAN would be intimidated by

    • @couragew6260
      @couragew6260 5 років тому +73

      Noemi Starlight
      Not gonna lie. Even if I did get my GF a dress, I would care less whether she wore it or not as long as the dress in question was reasonably priced, not over expensive, and she at least likes it.

  • @dafoex
    @dafoex 5 років тому +950

    We need an alpha male story that abruptly ends with him being arrested instead of him fulfilling his wishes.
    Bonus points if his love interest actually falls for a werewolf with a dad bod!

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 4 роки тому +66

      Or Sheikh Billionaire MacWerewolf becomes the dark lord.

    • @mayamendez9250
      @mayamendez9250 4 роки тому +27

      Putting that on my to-do list!

    • @reinsaxony4623
      @reinsaxony4623 3 роки тому +60

      The love interest should end the story eaten by a literal wolf.

    • @dewmilk17
      @dewmilk17 3 роки тому +2

      Yasssss

    • @jeremychicken3339
      @jeremychicken3339 3 роки тому +1

      Well, mine ended up with a 357 magnum round in his head after abusing his victim one too many times.

  • @unseenasymptote4976
    @unseenasymptote4976 5 років тому +2038

    No man, you have it all wrong. People are reading romance novels for the plot and it has absolutely, positively nothing to do with the greased abs on the cover. It’s the same reason anime fans get pillows of the best written characters.

    • @kashim4351
      @kashim4351 5 років тому +46

      @Rider450 Funnily enough a certain people aren't too vocal about that.

    • @lexa2310
      @lexa2310 5 років тому +188

      @Rider450 I honestly don't understand the hate twilight gets.
      Was it good? Well, no. It was average written with bland characters.
      But people need to stop acting as though it is the worst thing that has ever happened to society.

    • @aggressiveregresser
      @aggressiveregresser 5 років тому +5

      @Rider450 Good point.

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 5 років тому +81

      And women definitely read it for the exploration of the main lead's psyche and not just the sex scenes

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas 5 років тому +11

      @@kashim4351
      Are you talking about conservative Christians?

  • @Garrison_the_Barbarian
    @Garrison_the_Barbarian 5 років тому +964

    An alpha male could burn down an orphanage and still be considered the hero of his respective story. Why? Because he's got...ABS!

    • @bificommander7472
      @bificommander7472 5 років тому +79

      You all saw it! That orphanage attack me!

    • @artofthepossible7329
      @artofthepossible7329 4 роки тому +45

      Or a Greek Hero. The Heroism came from badassery, not the moral code the hero has.

    • @durtenur6120
      @durtenur6120 4 роки тому +5

      Sounds badass TBH

    • @lordhater4207
      @lordhater4207 3 роки тому +3

      @@bificommander7472 Bender?

    • @bificommander7472
      @bificommander7472 3 роки тому +2

      @@lordhater4207 Richard from the Looking For Group web comic, in an old ad banner.

  • @Espeon804
    @Espeon804 5 років тому +876

    95% of Wattpad werewolf stories have the world "Alpha" in the title.

    • @jessiechen125
      @jessiechen125 4 роки тому +114

      And have the grammar of a five-year old, although they probably were written by one seeing as how their characters’ actions can only be seen as excusable and reasonable when you’re a little kid.

    • @michellenze9785
      @michellenze9785 4 роки тому +13

      There G×B ( Hetero) Makes up all the Alpha titles

    • @michellenze9785
      @michellenze9785 4 роки тому +14

      Haven't read one without an "Alpha" in the title.

    • @januaryravelo4342
      @januaryravelo4342 4 роки тому +24

      Bruh that reminds me of Gacha stories.

    • @jeschoofs
      @jeschoofs 4 роки тому +22

      Funny because the alpha wolf only exists in encaged packs

  • @donaldorios6268
    @donaldorios6268 5 років тому +1341

    So basically, if your're going to write an alpha male character, just pour gasoline onto the fire started by Mr. Grey.

    • @artofthepossible7329
      @artofthepossible7329 5 років тому +15

      Yep.

    • @johnathonhaney8291
      @johnathonhaney8291 5 років тому +121

      We didn't start the fire...we just keep it burning and toxic.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 5 років тому +92

      @@johnathonhaney8291 It was always burning since the world's been turning.

    • @bruisedjinx
      @bruisedjinx 5 років тому +53

      I'm not well versed in romance novels but I feel that was only a big deal because of the slight BDSM slant the books had to it. Very slight. When I was trashing that book, an ex friend of mine thought I was being so closed minded about alternative romance stories like some older Russian movie, I think it was, that she knew of about a man that rapes a woman and then she falls in love with him. So.......... Yeah.

    • @ahniandfriends123
      @ahniandfriends123 5 років тому +14

      And toss in parts of the Elephant's Foot from Chernobyl for good measure.

  • @anthonynorman7545
    @anthonynorman7545 5 років тому +2257

    At least the chain mail bikinis have faces. Thank you, we're more than abs. We have biceps too!

    • @anduro7448
      @anduro7448 5 років тому +132

      Gotta show that preety face and the fact that they are also a redhead just like everyother bikini armour barbarian girl ever

    • @anthonynorman7545
      @anthonynorman7545 5 років тому +134

      @@anduro7448 Hey! Sometimes there's a blonde. Lol

    • @gregorymckenzie7511
      @gregorymckenzie7511 5 років тому +22

      But do you have strong pectineus muscles?

    • @anthonynorman7545
      @anthonynorman7545 5 років тому +79

      @@gregorymckenzie7511 I'm an alpha male in a romance book, so I have no idea what that is! But I'm an alpha, so all my muscles are strong, especially the sexy ones!!!

    • @nectarinn3
      @nectarinn3 5 років тому +29

      @@anthonynorman7545 Okay, you just had me google if dicks are muscles. Thank god they aren't, so what are your sexy muscles?

  • @gabriellegoodwin4422
    @gabriellegoodwin4422 4 роки тому +1467

    Remember everyone, Hitler was also abused.
    "I had a sad childhood" is not an excuse, and barely works as a reason.

    • @calebwheeler8143
      @calebwheeler8143 4 роки тому +135

      And so were Stalin and Mao Zedong.

    • @eesmaaura4961
      @eesmaaura4961 4 роки тому +67

      @@calebwheeler8143 every time people talk about Nazi there's always a comment trying to bring in Communist XD

    • @beybladeguru101
      @beybladeguru101 4 роки тому +173

      @@eesmaaura4961 All imperialists are equally worthy of condemnation.

    • @thesmm2311
      @thesmm2311 4 роки тому +39

      @@beybladeguru101 Including the Holy Roman ones

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 4 роки тому +18

      @@beybladeguru101 That's a shit ton of people. We even have a good number of them alive today!

  • @00Boogie
    @00Boogie 5 років тому +1920

    I imagine gals who unironically identify with Harley Quinn will feel personally attacked.

    • @Hyperversum3
      @Hyperversum3 5 років тому +92

      They have one hella of a good reason.
      And maybe they see why it's stupid.

    • @HighAdmiral
      @HighAdmiral 5 років тому +12

      What's a Harley Quinn?

    • @Hyperversum3
      @Hyperversum3 5 років тому +337

      @@HighAdmiral Do you know the story of Harley in the Batman universe? She is a psychologist that gets somehow manipulated into loving Joker and becoming her sidekick, lover and punching bag.
      She is the definition of a person loving an asshole that treats her like shit and that, if it's advantageous for him, would shoot her in the fucking head.
      TLDR people romanticize that abusive relationship and romanticize abusive relationships irl

    • @Hyperversum3
      @Hyperversum3 5 років тому +186

      @Ashley Shane That girl would have had a way happier and better life if she never met the asshole.
      That's the point of her whole character.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 5 років тому +11

      Originally she was just a hired help.

  • @Directionless.Sponge
    @Directionless.Sponge 5 років тому +925

    JP pointing out abusive behaviors while also ripping apart romance novel characters is my new mood

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 5 років тому +5

      That doesn't sound good

    • @liam-ethanwallis4924
      @liam-ethanwallis4924 5 років тому +36

      Rider450 It's a weird form of slang that means something you relate to. It's generally taken quite loosely, so it can be used in a lot of different ways while generally meaning the same thing

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 5 років тому +8

      It's instagram teen talk

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 5 років тому +9

      @@348joey what the actual fuck

    • @Directionless.Sponge
      @Directionless.Sponge 5 років тому +22

      I don't understand the confusion but the replies are priceless in amusement

  • @Zogger568
    @Zogger568 5 років тому +631

    Whenever I see an author that had a few original works, and then their bibliography is flooded with cheap romance, I imagine they were approached by a publisher with a big check and the phrase "do you want to make art, or do you want money?"

    • @TryinaD
      @TryinaD 4 роки тому +54

      Zogger568 i mean, money sounds good

    • @durtenur6120
      @durtenur6120 4 роки тому +19

      I'll take the money thank you very much

    • @mrboerger1620
      @mrboerger1620 4 роки тому +14

      Can can I make both

    • @lovelyhomeboy2782
      @lovelyhomeboy2782 3 роки тому +28

      @@mrboerger1620 only the greats can do both

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 3 роки тому +13

      What if you wrote some money-making machines and some passion projects?

  • @Wyattporter
    @Wyattporter 5 років тому +2658

    Y’know, after that live action video on apology videos, I’ve come to realize that your avatar isn’t just a stolen epic face but it does truly look like you.

  • @retsz
    @retsz 5 років тому +856

    Hmm, this alpha sounds familiar, but my mind is drawing a blank. Or rather, a "Grey"

  • @BirdRaiserE
    @BirdRaiserE 5 років тому +568

    Take some of the Alpha's extra prose and donate it to the poor, starved-for-description Lovecraftian monster

    • @johannageisel5390
      @johannageisel5390 5 років тому +60

      That's only possible if your genre is tentacle porn.

    • @ianbyrne465
      @ianbyrne465 4 роки тому +77

      He's a Vague eldritch horror who's got *killer abs*

    • @gabed.2632
      @gabed.2632 4 роки тому +12

      You can't do that, because details make monsters less scary

    • @literallyglados
      @literallyglados 4 роки тому +6

      eat the... people with so much prose it is horribly repetitive. Its a bit wordier than eat the rich but it'll do

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 4 роки тому +14

      G'Rxklly stopped and turned towards Mary Sue, his muscular tentacles glistening behind him. His perfect, wonderful 107 eyes all glowed sexily in the moonlight, as he tenderly picked up Mary Sue in his exquisitely molded eldritch armlegs and....ate her. Then he went back to destroying the world.

  • @aionicthunder
    @aionicthunder 5 років тому +574

    Make sure that, whenever the alpha male does something horrible, their romantic partner calls them out on it, only for her to be overcome with lust. After they f***, make sure that she gives up on the argument, because, you know, he had a hard childhood.
    Don’t forget to make them get engaged after they knew each other for a grand total of 1 month and have the characters dismiss any suggestions at the possibility that they’re moving too fast.
    Finally, remember that character development is difficult, so, instead of the alpha hero actually changing throughout the course of the book (as the female protagonist is “fixing him”), just have characters say that there’s been character development, despite there being little to no change in their behaviour

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 5 років тому +34

      “because, you know, he had a hard childhood.”
      Is that a The Dom reference?

    • @aionicthunder
      @aionicthunder 5 років тому +12

      @@wannabehistorian371 Yeah

    • @j2dragon109
      @j2dragon109 4 роки тому +7

      Poke Emblem
      No. It’s far to generic to be a reference. I don’t even remember The Dom saying those words exactly.

    • @lifeontheledgerlines8394
      @lifeontheledgerlines8394 4 роки тому +3

      @@j2dragon109 I mean, the OP said themselves it was a reference to that exact thing, so...

    • @j2dragon109
      @j2dragon109 4 роки тому +6

      LifeOnTheLedgerLines
      Oh shit, I missed that. My bad.

  • @amarvelousgeek222
    @amarvelousgeek222 5 років тому +1610

    I have recently found interest in reading aloud several romance novels with my friends and laughing hysterically at them. And I have to say your video is totally on point. Some of the "attractive" guys in these books... well they're kinda terrible.

    • @MidTierVillain
      @MidTierVillain 5 років тому +73

      A Marvelous Geek please make a video of doing that, lmao 🤣
      That would be epic! You may have struck gold with that idea.

    • @normalgirls1
      @normalgirls1 5 років тому +104

      It's not only romance novels but comics too, and also dramas. Especially ones from China. Jesus christ those ones from china. To be fair, most of them are adapted from novels themselves so I can't really blame the artists on the shitty plot.

    • @amberbaum4079
      @amberbaum4079 5 років тому +113

      If you want more of that stuff just go to Wattpad. This site is obsessed with the alpha male love interest for the female protagonist. It's downright frustrating, abusive and creepy. And boring. Like really boring.
      Finding a good story with romance is really hard.

    • @HairyHariyama
      @HairyHariyama 5 років тому +25

      Reminds me of when I saw someone reading 50 Shades in 50 different celebrity voices.

    • @amberbaum4079
      @amberbaum4079 5 років тому +81

      @@obedientdrone1179 Nah. Please don't generalize us. Too many of us find this shit disturbing.

  • @sirius6738
    @sirius6738 4 роки тому +677

    I just realize that DIO from Jojo is pretty much the alpha described in this video:
    -Always shirtless
    -Vampire
    -Violent tendencies
    -Rich
    -Noble
    -Bad childhood
    -Buff

    • @JosephFlores-yn4yi
      @JosephFlores-yn4yi 4 роки тому +118

      And people love him... A LOT...

    • @josephedmond3723
      @josephedmond3723 4 роки тому +227

      Yeah and he's the villain. Jojo actually did this characterization right.

    • @JosephFlores-yn4yi
      @JosephFlores-yn4yi 4 роки тому +57

      @@josephedmond3723 and they did it before this trope was a thing (i think)

    • @RealCryptoTest
      @RealCryptoTest 3 роки тому +96

      And lookie here! He was done as a villain!

    • @highadmiraljt5853
      @highadmiraljt5853 3 роки тому +47

      And just like others said, he’s a villain so it makes sense.

  • @appelofdoom8211
    @appelofdoom8211 5 років тому +1382

    I just want to see a video on mentors.
    That is all

    • @TheUnoriginalDrCorgi
      @TheUnoriginalDrCorgi 5 років тому +12

      appelofdoom same!

    • @EndethArt
      @EndethArt 5 років тому +15

      I can get behind this idea :0

    • @fireblast8972
      @fireblast8972 5 років тому +112

      He's tried to. The stock mentor character died for dramatic effect less than a minute into the episode

    • @berserkerpride
      @berserkerpride 5 років тому +43

      They die. The end.

    • @appelofdoom8211
      @appelofdoom8211 5 років тому +32

      @@fireblast8972 but they give at least one lesson before they are wiped out, plus their are also the silly mentors that tend to have a higher survival rate.

  • @D.Dragon
    @D.Dragon 5 років тому +363

    Roses are red,
    Shirts are overrated,
    Of course this one will always be
    The one Mary Sue dated.

    • @ChaosRayZero
      @ChaosRayZero 5 років тому +31

      Nice! ^_^ But something seems off about the flow. The metre just feels wrong. What if we changed it to something like:
      Roses are a crimson red,
      Shirts are overrated.
      Of course this one will always be
      The guy Miss Mary dated.
      Or perhaps the final line can be "The one Miss Sue has dated"

    • @jaojao1768
      @jaojao1768 5 років тому +11

      @@ChaosRayZero you seem good at poetry

    • @junkyyard2273
      @junkyyard2273 4 роки тому +13

      Roses are red
      I am only single
      Fuck your goddamn rules
      Love triangle

    • @someguy764
      @someguy764 4 роки тому

      Which one?

    • @junkyyard2273
      @junkyyard2273 4 роки тому +2

      @@someguy764
      Would it be acceptable if the answer was yes?

  • @tigerfestivals5137
    @tigerfestivals5137 5 років тому +590

    I think women like these characters because they appeal to their fantasy of a powerful, dominant, attractive, and masculine man who exists in a safe fantasy where his actions can't actually harm them. However, I doubt they'd like the same type of guy were he to exist in real life where he can actually do harm.

    • @sebastianlee6695
      @sebastianlee6695 4 роки тому +82

      That actually makes sense

    • @svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038
      @svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038 3 роки тому +20

      They would if he had money.

    • @billyweed835
      @billyweed835 3 роки тому +122

      Yep. Like, lots of things I enjoy in fiction would be objectively awful if they happened in real life. One could argue one of the points of fiction is to allow the reader to indulge in a sense of danger while at a safe distance.

    • @TheHanyuuuuu
      @TheHanyuuuuu 3 роки тому +84

      Its like an adventure genre. If you really want dangerous adventure you would join the army instead of reading those books on your couch. I am sure that 50 shades fangirls would run away from the male lead in real life, regardless of his looks and money.

    • @tigerfestivals5137
      @tigerfestivals5137 3 роки тому +41

      @@svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038 i don't really think money would change things that much, as they ultimately wouldn't be happy with someone who is potentially abusive or harmful in some way.

  • @Shenaldrac
    @Shenaldrac 5 років тому +496

    "It's okay when he does it because he's attractive!" this applies to both men and women in real life too! :D

    • @vladprus4019
      @vladprus4019 5 років тому +56

      Unfortunetly, that's reality.

    • @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
      @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 5 років тому +23

      Cardi B anyone?

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 5 років тому +8

      Romance novels in general.

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 5 років тому +69

      Given that people made "tsundere" fanart of a female murderer and a fake account of an attractive man who was self described as a "convicted pedophile" on tinder got a lot of positive attention, yeah

    • @Doralga
      @Doralga 5 років тому +4

      Look up Alcibiades careful don't mistake him for greek myth he was a guy who actually existed

  • @matthewmabry1709
    @matthewmabry1709 5 років тому +793

    This is just one big mockery of Fifty Shades of Grey.

    • @Nihes1
      @Nihes1 5 років тому +33

      Hmm, yes, and doesn't that tell us something about the quality of E.L James' writing

    • @halkerpatterson519
      @halkerpatterson519 5 років тому +8

      I..still never read fifty shades of gray before....and I,m afraid of trying to. Whats the summary exactly?

    • @dragonfan8647
      @dragonfan8647 5 років тому +34

      @@halkerpatterson519 Watch Dominic Noble's videos on it.

    • @matthewmabry1709
      @matthewmabry1709 5 років тому +50

      Halker Patterson there’s a book/movie reviewer called Dominic Noble. He reviewed both the books and the films.
      As for a basic summary? Fifty Shades is one agonizingly long “romance” story that glorifies abusive relationships.

    • @johnathonhaney8291
      @johnathonhaney8291 5 років тому +25

      And Twilight...never forget that was the source Fifty Shades sprang from.

  • @jamesharding3459
    @jamesharding3459 3 роки тому +143

    Fun fact about “alpha” wolves: Usually, wolf packs in the wild comprise of a small number (sometimes as high as 3, usually 1) of breeding pairs, with the remainder being offspring. The “alpha” role is usually collectively shared by the parents - they aren’t in charge because of some “alpha” trait, they’re in charge because they’re Mom and Dad to the rest of the pack.

    • @WarmLusamine
      @WarmLusamine Рік тому +32

      So a werewolf with a dad bod is the true "alpha".
      *I knew it.*

    • @egrumblybus7792
      @egrumblybus7792 Рік тому +7

      werewolf dad sounds awesome

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 Рік тому +13

      @@WarmLusamine "Now listen here, put your dishes in the sink and do your homework!"

    • @yallehemee460
      @yallehemee460 Рік тому +7

      Wild Alpha wolf POV: When you have too many children…

    • @leimatzunkyo5586
      @leimatzunkyo5586 Рік тому +7

      So if all of those generic werewolf fanfictions want to be more accurate, they have to make the main character a 30 years old woman and the "alpha" a 35 years old man whose wife either died (a rumor that they mated for life but death might cut that) or it's a threesome (dad bods or abs optional since wolves don't care about those.). Tbh, I've never seen a romance story with both characters being more than an average of 33 years old.

  • @HeyRavenousRaven
    @HeyRavenousRaven 5 років тому +521

    *puts suit on Alpha, still without a shirt* The equivalent of the females in armor but wearing a bikini top.

    • @rileymack1489
      @rileymack1489 4 роки тому +70

      But that armor is effective because it's easy to move in and is protective because magic! Magic is perfect because it can do whatever the author wants it to while failing whenever it is ironic for it to happen

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 4 роки тому +4

      yeah you should still wear a tunic or something

    • @t3chkn1ght
      @t3chkn1ght 4 роки тому +22

      @@kedarunzi9139 Or CARRY A DAMN SHIELD!!!!
      Shadiversity viewers will know what I'm talking about.

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 4 роки тому +14

      @@t3chkn1ght but why carry a shield when you can have two cool looking swords duuuh

    • @aikotitilai3820
      @aikotitilai3820 4 роки тому +8

      *Rising of the Shield Hero angry noises*

  • @edmg7
    @edmg7 5 років тому +387

    The video was about a trope of romance novels, and it never addressed love triangles? Oh no, the channel has been hacked!

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 5 років тому +6

      The irony

    • @ahniandfriends123
      @ahniandfriends123 5 років тому +48

      The Alphas usually win the love triangle so it is not mentioned here.

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 5 років тому +30

      Any true alpha would never suffer another male in his love interest's life.

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 5 років тому +4

      @@ahniandfriends123 There are typically two alphas in the triangle

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 5 років тому

      @@sleepysera That's why they need to fucking kill each other

  • @Syryu
    @Syryu 5 років тому +295

    Love Interest: You've drugged me, dragged me to your summer vacation house, chained me in the basement, knocked out my brother when he tried to stop you, and then informed my friends that we would be taking an "extended vacation" together..... all because I didn't pick up the phone at 4am?
    Alpha "Hero": You don't understand! I did it because I LOVE you! I can't live without you!!
    Love Interest: *Takes in his washboard abs* I guess this is OK.

    • @suzanneclark7706
      @suzanneclark7706 3 роки тому +22

      *SPOILER WARNING*
      This is just the latter half of _You_

    • @adventurerwithacoolhat2531
      @adventurerwithacoolhat2531 3 роки тому +10

      Why don’t we make love interest a bodybuilding man (albeit less psychotic) and the “Alpha ‘Hero’” a tentacle monster that wants to subsist off him and uses Aphrodisiacs?
      Yeah I think I didn’t fix much…

  • @spaghettiofeternaldamnatio6988
    @spaghettiofeternaldamnatio6988 5 років тому +589

    Actually a romance novel with an alpha werewolf billionaire highlander scheich is one i'd totally read

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 5 років тому +63

      Alpha werewolf billionaire highlander exists, more than once actually.
      Highlander and scheich at once may be the only problem since they are two very different cultural circles that writers usually don't mix up.

    • @farmerboy916
      @farmerboy916 5 років тому +40

      HaichaoTeaLover ... Maybe if it's historical fiction. I'm reminded of a Highlander who fled Scotland and became regionally important in the ottoman empire during the Napoleonic wars

    • @johannageisel5390
      @johannageisel5390 5 років тому +4

      @@sleepysera "Alpha werewolf billionaire highlander exists"
      The Parasol Protectorate series has one.
      He's not exactly a billionaire, but he's very rich and a noble.

    • @moonriverbaby4108
      @moonriverbaby4108 5 років тому +4

      Dude, there’s so many alpha werewolf billionaire stories: one of them is “Master Of the city” its an erotica, a POORLY WRITTEN ONE, but if you want a good chuckle, read it.

    • @bificommander7472
      @bificommander7472 5 років тому +1

      Wasn't Sean Connery in Highlander supposed to be Egyptian? That at least gets us within the right geographic area. And it doesn't take that much to change the immortals into werewolves.

  • @frankwest5388
    @frankwest5388 5 років тому +458

    Everything in this video is true to live and I am living proof of that.
    After locking the “legally” adult female (who is very sexy but average looking) into the basement my billion dollar mansion for 3 weeks, I started to feel a change in me for the better. It was during one of my many sweaty workout sessions with my personal hair stylist that her gazing eyes made me change and reflect.

    • @Adventurewizard44
      @Adventurewizard44 5 років тому +50

      they are always, average but sexy looking aren't they? i wonder how the readers can resolve the dissonance in their heads, i guess they can project themselves easier lol

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 5 років тому +43

      @@Adventurewizard44 Yea they are meant for the readers to project themselves onto. The idea is that they are "Hollywood-ugly", as in, because they are usually so QUIRKY and DIFFERENT they don't know how to carry themselves well so they look plain and boring like most readers probably think of themselves. But if the power of falling in love thrusts them into self-optimizing mode or their new love interests gifts them pretty things, they show unexpected beauty and glam up.
      There's also a ton of other stuff interwoven with that, like the fact that ignorance of one's charmes still is considered a positive trait, because a woman who is pretty and knows it and possible acts accordingly is considered an evil manipulator. The likeable protagonist can't be like that, they must think they are normal or below average while all the side characters constantly praise how stunning she actually is. Considering romance is mostly women writing for other women, it's ridiculous how much we stick to dumb, kinda toxic old-fashioned views on women.

    • @alanfriesen9837
      @alanfriesen9837 5 років тому +5

      @@Adventurewizard44 I think the average woman is pretty sexy.

    • @lolgamez9171
      @lolgamez9171 5 років тому +10

      @@alanfriesen9837 yes but do you think the average woman is so sexy you'll forgo anything else in the cosmos to -kidnap- get them to love you?

    • @alanfriesen9837
      @alanfriesen9837 5 років тому +13

      @@lolgamez9171 You have no idea how lonely I am.

  • @r3negadex
    @r3negadex 5 років тому +557

    Seriously, why does this character type appeal to anyone? The only appeal I can find in this type of character is imagining them getting boiled in oil until well-done.

    • @pyraffin
      @pyraffin 4 роки тому +114

      Ah yes, the post apocalyptic selective breeding of humans for consumption. That's how they're all so identically buff and all had rough childhoods- they were bred to produce lots of meat and grew up on human farms. Only existing to eventually be slaughtered and cooked.
      I would much more perfer that story than whatever hellscape those romance novels he was mentioning are.

    • @jeanyeap4229
      @jeanyeap4229 4 роки тому +1

      Wait
      Renegade? PPC Renegade?

    • @r3negadex
      @r3negadex 4 роки тому +3

      @@jeanyeap4229 Oh, you know me?

    • @jeanyeap4229
      @jeanyeap4229 4 роки тому +3

      @@r3negadex I used to be in the PPC myself, haven't been in touch because of real life

    • @invisiblefan313
      @invisiblefan313 4 роки тому +4

      BDSM?

  • @AbelDuviant
    @AbelDuviant 5 років тому +839

    A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one. I've been looking forward to this. My writing powers have doubled since we last met.
    And more prequel jokes.

    • @fortherepublic1263
      @fortherepublic1263 5 років тому +45

      This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

    • @jameswilliamson7876
      @jameswilliamson7876 5 років тому +28

      Good, twice the pride double the fall.

    • @TheMario1401
      @TheMario1401 5 років тому +28

      This is where the fun begins

    • @All2Meme
      @All2Meme 5 років тому +24

      Have you heard of "The Tragedy of J.P. Beaubien the Writer"? It is a UA-cam legend...

    • @TheManOfManyNames373
      @TheManOfManyNames373 5 років тому +26

      HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE!!!

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 5 років тому +1546

    You can't spell "Alpha Heroes" without "R A P E".

    • @alanromer5856
      @alanromer5856 5 років тому +176

      Just Some Guy with a Mustache I have found him again
      The waldo of UA-cam

    • @thedeliveryboy1123
      @thedeliveryboy1123 5 років тому +148

      afootineachworld
      and rich

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 5 років тому +134

      And in need of “fixing”

    • @fortherepublic1263
      @fortherepublic1263 5 років тому +16

      Any relation to Just some guy without a mustache?

    • @kashim4351
      @kashim4351 5 років тому +12

      R. A. P. E! I know you like it when I R. A. P. E!

  • @chocotoasties2671
    @chocotoasties2671 5 років тому +295

    Change the girl protag into a Feminine Male, and you have the next top Yaoi.

    • @mrboerger1620
      @mrboerger1620 4 роки тому +23

      Pretty much

    • @hi.241
      @hi.241 4 роки тому +7

      Yup

    • @Slick-Salamander
      @Slick-Salamander 4 роки тому +57

      Probably not the TOP Yaoi. If you know what I mean.

    • @chriswentz5197
      @chriswentz5197 3 роки тому +15

      @@Slick-Salamander i see what you did

    • @chriswentz5197
      @chriswentz5197 3 роки тому +30

      All gacha tubers:WRITE THAT DOWN,WIRE THAT DOWN!

  • @thecakegarden5324
    @thecakegarden5324 5 років тому +547

    In my writing the male characters are only the most, arrogant, patronizing and shirtless characters in the book, usually when near females, who, by the way, are the most incompetent, useless and weak-willed characters in the book, now I just need to wait for that publishing deal to come in, it's coming any day now

    • @remem95
      @remem95 5 років тому +72

      I sure hope you let them contact you first. Asking for a pitch would send signals of weakness to the publisher.

    • @Graknorke
      @Graknorke 5 років тому +66

      You should kidnap the publisher's agent and blackmail them to establish dominance.

    • @GodActio
      @GodActio 5 років тому +24

      Why would you want to write something so close to reality?

    • @greghannibal
      @greghannibal 5 років тому +25

      @@remem95 Especially when it comes in the form of a form letter, those are always legit! I've already sent five payments to my publisher, my book should be coming out any time now...unless they need another payment.

    • @multilad816
      @multilad816 5 років тому +1

      Not if the Regressive Left SJWs would have something to say

  • @trm7782
    @trm7782 5 років тому +564

    I should write a book using all of the terrible writing advice

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 5 років тому +70

      It was done many times before.

    • @Somber_Knight
      @Somber_Knight 5 років тому +103

      Someone already has; the book is called Aeon Legion.

    • @kashim4351
      @kashim4351 5 років тому +39

      @@Somber_Knight Ouch.

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness 5 років тому +19

      @@Somber_Knight Hunger Games

    • @jovanaavramovic2485
      @jovanaavramovic2485 5 років тому +3

      DO IT

  • @midnightartist43
    @midnightartist43 4 роки тому +70

    “Just outright abducting her and taking her to his dungeon? It’s ok cuz- Wait that really happens in these books?!”
    I love how he realizes how fucked up it is 😂

  • @confectortyrannis275
    @confectortyrannis275 5 років тому +362

    ”...need a physician to diagnose and very specific medication..."
    *dies inhaling coffee*
    🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @geofff.3343
      @geofff.3343 5 років тому +4

      F for respects.

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 5 років тому +5

      yeah because snorting instant espresso is one of the more clandestine seldom mentioned vices of billionaires
      note: please do not try this as you actually risk serious sinus infections as a result and it turns your boogers all brown and nasty and people will think you are just weird...even if you are a billionaire and have lots of cool stuff

  • @orngjce223
    @orngjce223 5 років тому +260

    "Price: $10.99, the respect of everyone else, plus tax"

  • @theflickchick9850
    @theflickchick9850 4 роки тому +93

    It’s like my grandfather said-
    “Don’t be with a man thinking you can change him. You will fail.”

  • @switchplayer1016
    @switchplayer1016 5 років тому +277

    And rest assured if the female love interest gets pregnant the couple will always stay together. In spite of the fact that they only met literally a few months ago for a one night fling that in no way suggests they have any connections at all besides the child. And the marriage will never fall apart or divolve into a loveless relationship that can permanently scar the child thus defeating the purpose of staying together in the first place.

    • @moonriverbaby4108
      @moonriverbaby4108 5 років тому +21

      Wait, are people actually making those books?! And keep in mind, not all shotgun weddings end in divorce or a miserable marriage. It’s not advised to have one, but its not automatically doomed.

    • @switchplayer1016
      @switchplayer1016 5 років тому +17

      @@moonriverbaby4108 yes just look in a section of a bookstore with harlequin books, I think that's what there called, and look for a book that has baby somewhere in the title. Chances are you will find that scenario. And as for shotgun weddings mabe not all of them fail but I'm betting they have a higher chance of divorce later on in life.

    • @sebastianlee6695
      @sebastianlee6695 4 роки тому +1

      staying for the children is a great reason to stay married

  • @OptiJams
    @OptiJams 5 років тому +741

    Remember to never ever show any weakness or flaw. People will totally feel better about themselves
    Also if you're reading this and your name is Doug, Hi

    • @nazamroth8427
      @nazamroth8427 5 років тому +52

      When you are an alpha, you cannot show weakness, or your enemies would exploit it. Even worse! The love interest could start feeling like you are relatable, or can patch up the cause!

    • @teal_m_101
      @teal_m_101 5 років тому +15

      @@nazamroth8427 Cos if you try vigorously to show no flaws, it's probably because you have no flaws.

    • @miniondaechir
      @miniondaechir 5 років тому +6

      You show good taste in pfps. True alpha.

    • @D.Dragon
      @D.Dragon 5 років тому +8

      Oh, hello Opti!

    • @OptiJams
      @OptiJams 5 років тому +6

      @@D.Dragon I am everywhere doug
      I see you

  • @plantlover3741
    @plantlover3741 4 роки тому +108

    I am now inspired to make a story where the “alpha male” is actually a reality bending Eldritch horror and he is manipulating the world around him

    • @THEFRISKIESTDINGO
      @THEFRISKIESTDINGO 4 роки тому +23

      Pretty meta, that's normally the author's role

    • @yallehemee460
      @yallehemee460 Рік тому +5

      Honestly I actually posed a werewolf fanfic, but it was not like this lol… The alpha wasn’t the rpotagonist as per usual, but this time he is a teen, has nice parents, actually has enough self respect not to be a douchebag, and likes to wear scarves because they cozy (that last bit is rooted in the fact that I like to wear cozy scarves)

    • @matthewbruns8613
      @matthewbruns8613 Рік тому +2

      This but he's actually a nice guy (no not that kind of nice guy). Distaff Tsukihime!

    • @unimportantcommenter4356
      @unimportantcommenter4356 Рік тому

      Sounds like Sucker for Love

  • @l.a.g3098
    @l.a.g3098 5 років тому +286

    3:33
    "Wait that really happens in this books !?" *cut*
    I laughed way too hard.

    • @Der.Kleine.General
      @Der.Kleine.General 5 років тому +27

      Beauty and the Beast

    • @calypsokiosko9067
      @calypsokiosko9067 5 років тому +17

      @@Der.Kleine.General
      Nice meme.

    • @mrnubnub4584
      @mrnubnub4584 4 роки тому +12

      @@Der.Kleine.General I just realized how much of a sleazy romance story Beauty and the Beast is.

    • @SendarSlayer
      @SendarSlayer 4 роки тому +9

      @@mrnubnub4584 Except Bell goes to the beast? Like of her own free will.

    • @docrofreborn7497
      @docrofreborn7497 4 роки тому +11

      @@SendarSlayer because of a little mental problem called “Stockholm Syndrome”, that makes captured people fall in love with their captors, in the original book belle wasn’t as much “his prisoner” as he was “his bride but not really his bride”

  • @chowyee5049
    @chowyee5049 5 років тому +246

    Anyone else get the impression this whole video is just a dig at Christian Grey?

    • @Doomcharger
      @Doomcharger 5 років тому +39

      I've often thought that some TWA videos are passive-aggressive reviews of other works.

    • @alessandronavone6731
      @alessandronavone6731 5 років тому +65

      Honestly, quite a lot of romance novels have the exact same plot. It sells, for inexplicable reasons.

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 5 років тому +6

      The Ogre in Gotham reminds me a lot of what Christian Grey but more realistic...

    • @Dave102693
      @Dave102693 5 років тому +4

      @@alessandronavone6731 because it's a kink

    • @alessandronavone6731
      @alessandronavone6731 5 років тому +3

      @@Dave102693 yeah, but there's quite many to choose from. It's the frequency that's strange to me.

  • @erlanddrow7950
    @erlanddrow7950 5 років тому +363

    So Alpha heroes are antihero yanderes. Got it.

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess 4 роки тому +17

      Erland Drow Since when was Hera an Alpha male

    • @erlanddrow7950
      @erlanddrow7950 4 роки тому +6

      @Based And Red-Pilled thanks ☺️

    • @Eris250
      @Eris250 3 роки тому +9

      Except they don't even show the "hero" part making them straight up villains...

    •  2 роки тому +2

      @@Eris250 neither do yanderes.

    • @seg162
      @seg162 Рік тому +1

      @ Well, the heroics that a yandere performs normally involves bricking me up

  • @merrittanimation7721
    @merrittanimation7721 5 років тому +302

    I cannot imagine what kind mental state causes someone to be attracted to this archetype. And I certainly don't want to meet them.

    • @Draber2b
      @Draber2b 5 років тому +45

      If you aren't attractive for them, than you're safe.
      However some rich men complain about meeting similar women..

    • @princecarlos5597
      @princecarlos5597 5 років тому +63

      Masochistic, naive, insecure, abused

    • @pyraffin
      @pyraffin 4 роки тому +61

      It's mostly like 40+ year old unhappily married mothers buying those books... don't think about it.

    • @jasonday5143
      @jasonday5143 4 роки тому +10

      Don't talk to women.

    • @tobysinbad
      @tobysinbad 4 роки тому +8

      i think the mental state you’re referring to is called the patriarchy

  • @knju1monsterhunt656
    @knju1monsterhunt656 5 років тому +161

    6:55 I just realized, I think Scar from Lion King deconstructs the negative portrayal of Alpha Wolves by showing just how realistically disastrous being one can be when they put themselves in charge.

    • @saphiriathebluedragonknight375
      @saphiriathebluedragonknight375 5 років тому +47

      Gaston would be anther example.

    • @ValD98
      @ValD98 5 років тому +45

      @@saphiriathebluedragonknight375 People always forget alphas are supposed to make for good daddies. Where's the tough guy being cute with his kiddos representation?

    • @tigaliyt
      @tigaliyt 5 років тому +37

      @@ValD98 Bowser

    • @ValD98
      @ValD98 5 років тому +10

      @@tigaliyt WE NEED MORE DAMMIT!

    • @tigaliyt
      @tigaliyt 5 років тому +5

      @@ValD98 Hell yeah

  • @TheAnon03
    @TheAnon03 5 років тому +103

    "It's ok because he's attractive" is actually pretty accurate, also helps to be rich.

  • @leontrotsky7816
    @leontrotsky7816 5 років тому +267

    Someone needs to do a "Virgin Speculative Fiction Writer v. Chad Romance Novelist" meme.

    • @kingdonut8272
      @kingdonut8272 3 роки тому +13

      "Chad Virgin Speculative Fiction Writer Vs. Virgin Chad Romance Novelist"

    • @jcl4370
      @jcl4370 Рік тому +3

      @@kingdonut8272 thank you

  • @nehb1332
    @nehb1332 4 роки тому +93

    "At least that's the version he'll use at court proceedings"
    This gave me an idea. An Alpha Male book, but it's hin getting prosecuted for all the shit he does to the love interest
    Edit: If you steal the story idea please at least tell the world you got the idea from a rando commentor on UA-cam

  • @GinHindew110
    @GinHindew110 5 років тому +640

    "Video Games Appeal to The Male Fantasy"
    **MEANWHILE IN THE FEMALE FANTASY...**

    • @sirius6738
      @sirius6738 4 роки тому +97

      at least, "male fantasy" is just girls with big ass and boobs

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 4 роки тому +7

      If the video maker was a simp himself, hed be cancelled

    • @ronjayrose9706
      @ronjayrose9706 4 роки тому +50

      @@sirius6738 and some very small minority fantasizes rape

    • @infoniwceniocwdhvredidhave8126
      @infoniwceniocwdhvredidhave8126 4 роки тому +13

      @@ronjayrose9706 and guns

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 4 роки тому +71

      ​@@infoniwceniocwdhvredidhave8126 I will admit, anthropomorphized firearms represented by sexually-attractive or cute girls that fight for the player as well as form meaningful relationships with them and seek to have fun on their own and comfort the player when they're down is all the rage for us

  • @eliansmall9339
    @eliansmall9339 5 років тому +107

    As soon as he said "the best qualities a man could have domestic abuse and control issues" I said oh he's gonna rip on 50 shades of grey

  • @legolvr1997
    @legolvr1997 5 років тому +53

    My 1st D&D character: Human fighter set out to avenge their father.
    My 20th D&D character: 6:01

  • @BrainWitchSiv
    @BrainWitchSiv 5 років тому +854

    Unpopular opinion time: romance is the easiest genre because those readers dont have standards.

    • @pyraffin
      @pyraffin 4 роки тому +239

      It should be the popular opinion because it's true. No matter what it is, sex sells. It always does. You can have zero effort on anything, as long as you're good at describing how hot a character is you'll get reads.

    • @deprogramclips4409
      @deprogramclips4409 4 роки тому +75

      It’s just fancy smut in general

    • @mediatorraptor3349
      @mediatorraptor3349 4 роки тому +69

      Sadly, this is so true. Why do you think Twilight got so popular?

    • @JTHMRulez1
      @JTHMRulez1 4 роки тому +58

      I mean, everything in literature has no standards. What's popular and sells is not an indicative of artistic success

    • @ianbyrne465
      @ianbyrne465 4 роки тому +17

      @@JTHMRulez1 really unpopular opinion: I think Brandon Sanderson isn't really a very good author. He's had 1, maybe two good books

  • @kaiosamatlj4031
    @kaiosamatlj4031 5 років тому +65

    7:24 - I already knew about the origin of the whole Alpha misconseption, but it always reminds me of that scene from Battlefield Earth where Terl (the main villain), wanting to know what's our favorite food in a attempt to bribe the protagonist to work for him, let him and other guys escape so he can observe them from afar. The problem is that they ended up in a place full of snow and nothing but rats to eat, and since the heroes ended up eating them, Terl assumed we humans like to eat rats.
    Good to know that we humans have the same "inteligence" level of the Psychlos.

  • @crazyeeveelady3636
    @crazyeeveelady3636 5 років тому +53

    E. L. James called. She wants to use this as a template for her next novel, "Fifty Shades of Y i k e s"

  • @bobbybill9383
    @bobbybill9383 4 роки тому +44

    Don’t forget that the author must insert all of their sexual fetishes and fantasies into the story and apply them to the alpha male with the subtlety and class of a nuclear missile strike. Have the love interest be deeply obsessed with a certain sexual fetish in a totally not creepy way, and it should totally be okay for the love interest to either force or guilt the heroine to engaging in their fetishes without giving them much say. Have this fetish become the entirety of the characters relationship and sex life, making them engage in it so much that you have to wonder if the author wrote the whole story one handed and if their is any real love between the characters of just fetishizing lust?

  • @charbplus
    @charbplus 5 років тому +217

    I love this show so much, it's really helped me look at my writing and go "wait a minute my main character can't be Cthulhu, I need to be more unappollogetically racist" so thank you very much

    • @Dudebox64
      @Dudebox64 5 років тому +20

      I dunno, the metaphors behind Lovecraft's work are enough in themselves in my opinion. The Shadow Over Innsmouth is a warning over the dangers of racemixing, for example. Sometimes subtlety can work more effectively than blaring everything out.

    • @koramagna
      @koramagna 5 років тому +16

      Overly Sarcastic Productions made video about Lovecraft's themes. His racism was less about race itself, but more about "breeding" and social class.

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 5 років тому +3

      @Hans Hanzo I'm going to ignore the misspelling of racist because it looks like english isn't your native tongue.
      So, what book did this sympathetic nazi come from?
      I'm curious if there's an author out there with enough balls to write a nazi in a sympathetic light.

    • @MrBigCookieCrumble
      @MrBigCookieCrumble 5 років тому +1

      @@alexanderticonuwu7591 Mein Kampf

    • @howdyimhowdy
      @howdyimhowdy 5 років тому +2

      @@alexanderticonuwu7591 that dosen't sound too hard actually,just make it some part of the hitler youth and from there you already have the theme of how people are affected by their upbringing and how quickly society can change by having the kid remember the time before the nazis

  • @purpur5
    @purpur5 5 років тому +119

    This gave me a vietnam flashback to A Court of Thorns and Roses, a book that I bought randomly thinking that it was a regular fantasy. Sometimes I wish I could unread it

    • @koramagna
      @koramagna 5 років тому +11

      Tamlin, huh?

    • @polyhymnia701
      @polyhymnia701 5 років тому +27

      I wouldn't touch that book with an 11.5 foot pole, but I read Throne of Glass by the same author. JP could devote several episodes to her "novels." TOG reads like an eight-year-old wrote it, and ACOTAR sounds like 50 Shades combined with the very worst of the "fair folk" craze.

    • @koramagna
      @koramagna 5 років тому +6

      @@polyhymnia701 well, I read the whole thing. I'm not going to defend it or change your mind, I'm aware that it has issues. I can just tell you that Feyra and Tamlin... Well, in second book she runs away from him. Okay, I'm not comfortable with Feyra and Rhys pairing, but story in second book is much better.

    • @purpur5
      @purpur5 5 років тому +23

      I'll quote my fav fragment. It's translated from polish, so it might be not exact:
      "This night Tam'll let... powerful and terrifying magic enter his body [...] That magic'll take control not only of his body, but of his soul and mind as well, turning him into a savage hunter. It'll fill all of his thoughts with only one goal: finding a partner for tonight. Their connection will release the magic that will enter the soil, giving plants strength to grow for the whole year"

    • @koramagna
      @koramagna 5 років тому +3

      @@purpur5 yeah, I get your point. I mean in context it would make sense but still, yeesh

  • @louisduarte8763
    @louisduarte8763 5 років тому +60

    Such a burn on 50 Shades and Twilight, and I love it. I think you swore revenge on romance novel "heroes" in an earlier video, and you carried it out brilliantly!
    And since you brought up chainmail bikinis, do a video on sword-and-sorcery fantasies.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 5 років тому +7

      And opened with a burn on "pickup artists" for good measure

  • @Glimare
    @Glimare 5 років тому +91

    Someone was forced to read 50 shades. You have our pity.

  • @alexlee4154
    @alexlee4154 5 років тому +146

    Look JP, I love you but you cant just read out christian greys character sheet to make a video

  • @Milkra
    @Milkra 5 років тому +58

    The golden rule for good romance novels is to replace the male character’s appearance with Danny Devito. If it doesn’t turn into a horror story, it’s a good romance novel.

  • @MoonPatch
    @MoonPatch 5 років тому +134

    Oh god he brought up the 'childhood trauma' excuse, my most hated trope in all of fiction.
    I'm feeling a mixture of rage and happiness I've not felt since...

  • @vultobu
    @vultobu 5 років тому +389

    Alpha Heros? No you mean
    *If R34 Gacha Furries made Protagonists*

    • @confectortyrannis275
      @confectortyrannis275 5 років тому +38

      This is disturbingly accurate

    • @spectrum8966
      @spectrum8966 5 років тому +1

      What the hell are you doing here? I kinda just assumed you spent every waking hour on dr

    • @vultobu
      @vultobu 5 років тому +2

      @@spectrum8966 what? I have a life too ya' know

    • @ArbitraryOutcome
      @ArbitraryOutcome 5 років тому +5

      Child depravity at its finest.

    • @spectrum8966
      @spectrum8966 5 років тому +4

      @@vultobu don't lie to me. I know your secret. You upload too often to have a life

  • @wobbachustash
    @wobbachustash 5 років тому +47

    99.99% of comments: talks about alpha-male part of video.
    0.01%: Actually mentions the interesting twitter sponsorship battle.
    That battle was great!

  • @indigoajnanyx6691
    @indigoajnanyx6691 5 років тому +113

    I don’t know if you can cover this due to the subject matter but it would be interesting to see you do a video on terrible writing advice on writing mental illness/trauma and how it’s romanticizes in media. Or how traumatic events are merely used to shock,the recovery is quick and a perfect cure, or they must forgive their attacker/abuser and must let them back into their life, must not be angry about it anymore.

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 5 років тому +2

      Our society already does that. How many teachers do you know who punish students just for being angry? Everything in these novels are more a collection of things you never paid attention to.

    • @indigoajnanyx6691
      @indigoajnanyx6691 5 років тому +2

      Nionivek you...you have a really big ego you know that?

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 5 років тому +1

      Such a negative opinion of someone, just because they have a different opinion.

    • @Draber2b
      @Draber2b 5 років тому +7

      @@Nionivek "Punish students for being angry"
      Agression? Showing anger? Rebelling? What exactly?
      If you start to talk to your teacher with an angry tone: yeah the teacher (and everyone else) doesn't have to tolerate you.
      Angression - probably obvious.
      Just looking angry - never heard about someone being punished than.
      The school doesn't punish mental issues. Especially not if you don't avoid treatment.

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 5 років тому

      But there is a difference between someone not tolerating you because you are angry... And them punishing you for it. A police officer who arrests you, not because you did anything wrong, but because you didn't like that they stopped you... Is an abusive officer. You are even going as far as to call natural emotional reactions as "Mental issues", it is no wonder that ADD/ADHD is an overprescribed diagnosis.

  • @halfblindcat
    @halfblindcat 5 років тому +54

    Damn, you just described the main character of every single teenage romance novel ever

    • @trip9845
      @trip9845 5 років тому +13

      no he just described the main character,s love interest in every single romance novel ever

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 5 років тому

      even the ones that don't sparkle

  • @peasantking2622
    @peasantking2622 5 років тому +26

    Topic Ideas:
    Redemption/Corruption arcs
    Twist endings/moments
    Integrating themes
    Creating tension
    How to use a story's setting
    Choices in video games
    Descriptions in novels
    Writing dialogue

  • @nannerhannah3268
    @nannerhannah3268 5 років тому +58

    You forgot the LOVE TRIANGLE where two hot sexy guys fight over the girl!
    Seriously i hate love triangles, they are so rarely done right and it is absurd in how many times a dude is literally made and designed to appeal to the girl to spice up the triangle.

    • @lexa2310
      @lexa2310 5 років тому +11

      Or in Anime. Where it is mostly the other way around. Honestly, why do we need them? Is it just to have a stupid reason to insert more sexy characters for the fan base?
      Or are people just unable to write 2 people in a relationship without adding artificial drama?

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 5 років тому +5

      The third wheel is only a male of it's a YA novel. In other novels (or films) the third wheel is the sudden reappearance of the alpha males sexier ex in the third act.

    • @draconicfeline6177
      @draconicfeline6177 5 років тому +9

      I hate the feminine version even more because the "other girl" is just characterized as a nasty catty bitch with no personality. I usually end up feeling bad for her.

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 5 років тому +1

      In these fantasies the Love Triangle is... mostly just there to hype up the Alpha. No really, I've seen a LOT of love triangles in these but they never EVER approach being a legitimate romantic rival. (Jacob, while people liked him... was never even shown to be a legit possibility for Bella)

    • @pixleprincess9424
      @pixleprincess9424 4 роки тому

      You hate love triangles???? Be gone from this channel

  • @LendriMujina
    @LendriMujina 5 років тому +76

    ...is it bad that I actually like that billionaire-highlander-werewolf's visual design?

    • @larknix3111
      @larknix3111 5 років тому +14

      Eh, I'd take a coffee mug of it

  • @brandonontama2415
    @brandonontama2415 5 років тому +15

    4:02- THANK YOU! I hate when writers try to justify characters being assholes with an "sad backstory".

  • @sadiemcc9363
    @sadiemcc9363 5 років тому +240

    Mary Sue would be so much better off with Comic Relief. # Comarysue

    • @np8139
      @np8139 5 років тому +42

      Zappers!

    • @thatsinfulblueneckbroad8838
      @thatsinfulblueneckbroad8838 5 років тому +5

      Nathaniel Preston lmao:^}

    • @ahniandfriends123
      @ahniandfriends123 5 років тому +9

      More like #CoSue

    • @anna.owo.
      @anna.owo. 5 років тому +4

      I agree, funny characters are amazing ... Is OK to be a rich talented jerk who everyone loves and being an abusive bastard who only twilight and 50 shades of Grey like...

    • @BullMcCloud
      @BullMcCloud 5 років тому +7

      #justiceforBolin

  • @justsomeguywithagasmask8203
    @justsomeguywithagasmask8203 5 років тому +52

    Ok, how the hell did he know i was making a Fanfic about a billionaire highlander werewolf sheikh?

  • @averagefalloutNVfan
    @averagefalloutNVfan 3 роки тому +51

    "I grew up in poverty!"
    " You're still being arrested for arson, sir."

  • @RoninCatholic
    @RoninCatholic 5 років тому +43

    "I have no personality beyond longing for my soulmate"
    Cuts deep...

  • @stinkgremlin
    @stinkgremlin 5 років тому +100

    The five dislikes are by self-proclaimed alpha males

    • @ahniandfriends123
      @ahniandfriends123 5 років тому +2

      You're talking about the PUA types, right?

    • @lepilz9529
      @lepilz9529 5 років тому +6

      Oh come on that's not fair at least 2 of them are by teen girls

    • @1986jamesa
      @1986jamesa 5 років тому +7

      @@ahniandfriends123 worse, red pilled crowed.

    • @ahniandfriends123
      @ahniandfriends123 5 років тому +3

      @@1986jamesa that is what I was just talking about.

    • @1986jamesa
      @1986jamesa 5 років тому +1

      @@ahniandfriends123 Those types hate the PUA pros from what ive seen.

  • @JLPicard1648
    @JLPicard1648 5 років тому +46

    Fun fact: the study that introduced the "Alpha-Beta" terminology was done on wolves in captivity. The same author did a study on wild wolves and found a more equal family structure
    Edit: I made this comment early in the video. Just got to 7:30. I will leave this up as a reminder of my stupidity and to always watch to.the end of a video before commenting

  • @christopherjustice6411
    @christopherjustice6411 5 років тому +333

    Yeesh, romance writers have some serious self esteem issues.

    • @violanettling2117
      @violanettling2117 5 років тому +21

      That's why i avoid romance. And i can't write this stuff.

    • @tomkerruish2982
      @tomkerruish2982 5 років тому +83

      Or at least their target audience.

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness 5 років тому +11

      I think this I just a section of romance, not all of it. Hopefully not 99.9%....

    • @seneca983
      @seneca983 5 років тому +22

      Or they might enjoy a shallow fantasy without taking it too seriously.

    • @Dudebox64
      @Dudebox64 5 років тому +34

      That really only scratches the surface. Essays could be written on the female/male mental/sexual dynamics driving the popularity of those types of romance novels.

  • @hellothere1066
    @hellothere1066 5 років тому +68

    I’ve been waiting for this day for a long time JP.

  • @Ajehy
    @Ajehy 5 років тому +29

    I’m writing a fantasy romance novel right now, and I’m glad that this video lists basically everything I have avoided like the plague!
    (AKA, don’t be 50 Shades of Twilight)

    • @soulthesassyassassin3616
      @soulthesassyassassin3616 5 років тому +3

      Writing a post apocalyptic story myself. I was going to write down notes to take into account from this video, then I realized that there were no notes for me to take that I haven’t already taken in the past, if that makes sense.

  • @oboretaiwritingch.2077
    @oboretaiwritingch.2077 5 років тому +106

    How to write a good alpha male character.
    Step 1 - Name him REO Speedwagon
    Step 2 - DONE.

    • @yaboi3178
      @yaboi3178 5 років тому +19

      Counter point: Dio

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr 5 років тому +12

      Step 3- Give him a rivalry with Giofilms

    • @repenexus518
      @repenexus518 5 років тому +4

      Kujo

    • @floydlooney6837
      @floydlooney6837 5 років тому +9

      Oreo Speedwagon

    • @ИванКаракчеевПиктчюерс
      @ИванКаракчеевПиктчюерс 5 років тому +6

      @@synflwr Step 4 - Make him rich, vacuous, arrogant, egoistic, snobbish, controlling and throwing temper tantrums on left and right and spending his money on stupid and useless things, because his rich, vacuous and snobby parents spoiled him very much as a kid and as an addition, give him a lot of titles as a substitute for personality.

  • @ZearthGJL
    @ZearthGJL 5 років тому +95

    Maybe an episode on Mentor Characters?
    Hell, maybe something on killing off characters.

    • @ccvcharger
      @ccvcharger 5 років тому +1

      I think he did an episode on killing off characters, or character deaths.

    • @ZearthGJL
      @ZearthGJL 5 років тому +3

      @@ccvcharger he hasn't, Actually.

    • @nohintshere
      @nohintshere 4 роки тому +9

      edit: yeah there's both now

    • @lifeontheledgerlines8394
      @lifeontheledgerlines8394 4 роки тому +5

      Hey, here from the future. 1) there's now a mentor episode and 2) maybe go buy some masks, but not too many

    • @jamesgosling8491
      @jamesgosling8491 4 роки тому +3

      Hey, do we got News for you

  • @frog9224
    @frog9224 4 роки тому +18

    "Oh that's just my money making ab monster" honestly the best thing I've ever read.🤣

  • @legrandliseurtri7495
    @legrandliseurtri7495 5 років тому +34

    7:05 Just read a book that made the founder of their noble house the same kind of "badass", and the protagonist, who first tries to immitate this legend, realize that killing people and revenche is not such a great thing. This culminates at the end when he meets the zombie of this founder, and it's a brutal giant that kills everyone that tries to escape their territory.

    • @kingchickenwing4887
      @kingchickenwing4887 5 років тому +3

      What's the book called?

    • @koramagna
      @koramagna 5 років тому

      I'm also curious

    • @ManaPeerfr
      @ManaPeerfr 5 років тому

      That sounds neat

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 5 років тому +6

      Heroes of the valley, by Jonathan Stroud. Perhaps you have heard of Bartimaeus, or Lockwood &co, his two biggest success?

    • @koramagna
      @koramagna 5 років тому +1

      @@legrandliseurtri7495 sorry, I didn't. A lot of interesting books don't land on Polish market or are 'discovered' after many years

  • @leirbag1595
    @leirbag1595 5 років тому +63

    And... what about Time Travel? I'm sure there are a lot of -terrible- wonderful advice to be given!

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 5 років тому +8

      Has he not done one of those yet? I always forget how little he's touched on the subject given time travel is one of the primary narrative gimicks of his novel.
      He's done historical fiction, which covers some similar territory.

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 5 років тому +1

      @Hans Hanzo and prevent him from being ensnared by a...LOVE TRIANGLE!!!!

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 5 років тому +1

      @Hans Hanzo well...DUH!!!!

  • @Nyzer_
    @Nyzer_ 4 роки тому +100

    What I heard the first time:
    "Black male? It's okay, because he's attractive!"
    Kind of a total wtf moment until I realized it was "Blackmail".

    • @Ackalan
      @Ackalan 3 роки тому +2

      Freudian slip. ^^

    • @pittagiiya
      @pittagiiya 2 роки тому

      @@Ackalan this sounds more like a Freudian slip on YOUR part, and I was about to type an essay because I still haven't learned...
      anyway you probably just desperately want moral high ground so it's not really a freudian slip but still a slip

    • @Ackalan
      @Ackalan 2 роки тому +1

      @@pittagiiya Yes, apparently you still know nothing of "jokes" and "poking fun", but keep studying, you'll get there one day.

    • @pittagiiya
      @pittagiiya 2 роки тому

      @@Ackalan mhm, yeah because there's no one in the world who would unironically comment what you did, therefore it was obviously a joke. no one at all.
      -also not accusing but I do think it's funny that "it was a joke you just don't understand what jokes are" is exactly what racist people say after being called out for their "joke" being "haha black person"-

    • @jessicamartin1160
      @jessicamartin1160 Рік тому

      @@pittagiiya Do you know how jokes work, you stupid bitch? Good god, nobody's allowed to make a joke about ANYTHING as anymore. I wouldn't be surprised if someone called "Why did the chicken cross the road?" an offensive joke. If anyone wants to claim the moral high ground, it's you.

  • @ericlarrieu-let5757
    @ericlarrieu-let5757 5 років тому +30

    I assume the six dislikes are from the Alpha Protagonist's six-pack.