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  • @ursulapebble7063
    @ursulapebble7063 4 роки тому +8244

    I can't believe someone managed to make the Happy Birthday song even more awkward

    • @crypt1ze
      @crypt1ze 4 роки тому +424

      1:36 sounds like what a cult would sings

    • @multatuli1
      @multatuli1 4 роки тому +36

      Chromartie highschool english dub

    • @stuff1649
      @stuff1649 4 роки тому +5

      multa tuli what

    • @mareeeedensos6348
      @mareeeedensos6348 4 роки тому +17

      @Pnz 1
      Or if it was a cultist's birthday.

    • @alpaca_cloud9657
      @alpaca_cloud9657 4 роки тому +16

      ikr i was cringing 0_o

  • @Pithedragon
    @Pithedragon 4 роки тому +10183

    That church turned into a house looks exactly what I'd expect a church turned into a house would look like.

  • @LeveyHere
    @LeveyHere 4 роки тому +6363

    "Birthday.... birthday.... BIRTHDAY...."
    Sounds like a thing the antagonist in a horror film would say before killing the victim oh his birthday.

    • @Herbertti3
      @Herbertti3 2 роки тому +168

      First thing came to my mind that the singers are possessed.

    • @spotdvm11
      @spotdvm11 2 роки тому +33

      Same tho lol

    • @vickvick9440
      @vickvick9440 2 роки тому +32

      Maybe the Joker could say that

    • @scoutman66
      @scoutman66 2 роки тому +61

      I now imagine that he would cut open the cake and see that it's filled with human organs on the inside.

    • @HeathBlythe
      @HeathBlythe 2 роки тому

      I'd just punch everyone and run into my room to do non-awkward stuff.

  • @sarkaniemi
    @sarkaniemi 2 роки тому +2476

    Fun fact: The astronaut in the first clip explaining is Samantha Cristoforetti. She is from Italy. I actually met her once at a conference about space. She was nice and friendly!

    • @sarkaniemi
      @sarkaniemi 2 роки тому +77

      @@bungerbun The words are related! You are not stupid! They start with the same letters and are similar!

    • @mikiqex
      @mikiqex 2 роки тому +50

      @@bungerbun Brain reads words as whole, so this is absolutely normal. For some reason "astroid" was closer for your brain than "astronaut" (and I've just almost wrote "asteroid" lol)

    • @wowalamoiz9489
      @wowalamoiz9489 2 роки тому +8

      Hurr durr earth flat space fake

    • @QuattroZack1
      @QuattroZack1 2 роки тому +9

      Thanks, the Italian flag patch didn’t tip me off at all.

    • @sarkaniemi
      @sarkaniemi 2 роки тому +19

      @@QuattroZack1 She is the first female Italian astronaut! Funny coincidence is that your user name is QuattroZack, which also includes an Italian word!

  • @KP-ui1rv
    @KP-ui1rv 4 роки тому +3692

    The dude: Just Tryna have a normal birthday
    His fam: *BIRTHDAY* *BIRTHDAY*

    • @Tespacc
      @Tespacc 4 роки тому +107

      _BIRTHDAY_
      *BIRTHDAY*

    • @rehan7825
      @rehan7825 4 роки тому +18

      *birthday*

    • @fififiona_1164
      @fififiona_1164 4 роки тому +2

      woohoo

    • @dot2336
      @dot2336 4 роки тому +4

      1:41

    • @dot2336
      @dot2336 4 роки тому +15

      *B I R T H D A Y*
      *B I R T H D A Y*
      *B I R T H D A Y*
      *B I R T H D A Y*
      *B I R T H D A Y*
      *W O O H O O !!*

  • @Jasper129
    @Jasper129 4 роки тому +508

    The birthday guy clip, if the guy wasn’t smiling, that would look like a ritual of some kind

  • @literallyDH
    @literallyDH 4 роки тому +4849

    _"A comet hit Jupiter that has the same force as 5Billion atomic bombs."_
    *Jupiter:* Tis' but a scratch

    • @rokuyasu9143
      @rokuyasu9143 4 роки тому +22

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b okay enjoy ur pc

    • @dopdrop8998
      @dopdrop8998 4 роки тому +65

      soldiermaanSZN You can stop spamming you already did it.

    • @dhplaz1475
      @dhplaz1475 4 роки тому +74

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b almost all ur comments are begging for subs and likes like you have no life

    • @literallyDH
      @literallyDH 4 роки тому +5

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b I'm pretty sure it's done. You cna stop now

    • @foskfismfus
      @foskfismfus 4 роки тому +1

      soldiermaanSZN did you do it

  • @RollerBaller
    @RollerBaller 2 роки тому +478

    Thank you Jupiter for catching all those asteroids. Seriously it's like our personal meteor shield.

    • @You_Can_Do_If
      @You_Can_Do_If 2 роки тому +16

      Is unreal how lucky we are.

    • @frantisekvrana3902
      @frantisekvrana3902 Рік тому +9

      Zeus holds up the Aegis.

    • @BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername
      @BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername Рік тому +6

      Not only that, but sometimes it throws asteroids at us _:D_

    • @alexCh-ln2gw
      @alexCh-ln2gw 10 місяців тому

      That's its master plan. absorb all these asteroids and comets and get so big that it swallows up earth too.

    • @LeahMarshals22
      @LeahMarshals22 7 місяців тому +9

      Thanks God! (He put that there for us I’m pretty sure)

  • @Roflcorso
    @Roflcorso 4 роки тому +4620

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "I ask other people what they do for a living."

    • @king_suda_2956
      @king_suda_2956 4 роки тому +20

      Lmfao

    • @dwag6136
      @dwag6136 4 роки тому +70

      Imagine someone had the same job and asked the person who asks people what they do for a living.

    • @3starsburningbright
      @3starsburningbright 4 роки тому +18

      Say for a living?" "BIRTHDAY.... BIRTHDAYYYY.............. _B I R T H D A Y!!!!!_

    • @MatthewRass
      @MatthewRass 4 роки тому

      Mortementis or just say UA-cam ? Lol

    • @anastasiadicoski9591
      @anastasiadicoski9591 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @dwag6136
    @dwag6136 4 роки тому +5560

    Imagine the people who came to your birthday just said Birthday for the whole party and then accidentally summon the birthday demon.

    • @nkneamkok
      @nkneamkok 4 роки тому +53

      @KindHrt77i fucking
      love yt replies
      imagine how much hate Id get if I edited this comment saying:
      OMG 😱 WOW GUYS THANK YOU 😱
      WOW GUYS THIS THE MOST LIKES IVE GOTTEN ON A YT REPLY 😱 😱 😱

    • @Skovul
      @Skovul 4 роки тому +20

      KindHrt77 this post made me giggle

    • @delaneycarla
      @delaneycarla 4 роки тому +4

      HAHAH

    • @michealafton726
      @michealafton726 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @dwag6136
      @dwag6136 4 роки тому +7

      The birthday demon prob by as a mouth to get the presents out

  • @dylanskebo1566
    @dylanskebo1566 4 роки тому +3965

    I’m glad we have a chad like Jupiter tanking all the asteroids.

    • @suuryasuprapto9472
      @suuryasuprapto9472 4 роки тому +95

      He the biggest planet after all

    • @anyjen
      @anyjen 4 роки тому +279

      That's actually one of the reasons we have such a comfy spot in our solar system. Our two giant neighbors, Jupiter and Saturn, have such an enormous gravitational pull that they take most of the comets and meteorites that might otherwise get to us.
      Look it up, it's really interesting.

    • @TheHeavenman88
      @TheHeavenman88 4 роки тому +86

      Earth is the priest in the raid we are supposed to Ressurect Mars and Venus , we are powering up right now lol.

    • @suuryasuprapto9472
      @suuryasuprapto9472 4 роки тому +16

      It's all different if there's a dark hole coming mate

    • @nak8490
      @nak8490 4 роки тому +3

      I learned about that in Earth Science class. 😁

  • @cambrianzero8372
    @cambrianzero8372 3 роки тому +776

    i like how he just sounds so calm when he explains how a single comet could’ve ended humanity in one blow

    • @KestrelHarper
      @KestrelHarper 3 роки тому +95

      Fun fact: Jupiter is actually one big reason this isn't much of a threat. Its massive gravity pulls asteroids away from us.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 2 роки тому +44

      @@KestrelHarper Yep, Jupiter is our greatest protector!

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 2 роки тому +26

      It wouldn't have been nearly as big an impact if it hit some other planet. Jupiter's super heavy mass sucks everything in super fast

    • @justaway_of_the_samurai
      @justaway_of_the_samurai 2 роки тому +14

      Jupiter is really big compared to the Earth, so it naturally has a higher probability of being hit by an asteroid due to its high surface area.
      The excess gravity due to its mass also puts it in more risk of asteroid strike.

    • @KestrelHarper
      @KestrelHarper 2 роки тому +7

      @@Pixiuchu shucks Jupiter's our pal as I said, if you're going to worry about death from space worry about gamma ray bursts shredding us to bits at an atomic level or giant solar flares killing every computer and electrical device on the planet. :D

  • @guestaccount5635
    @guestaccount5635 4 роки тому +824

    Them ppl chanting happy birthday sound like they're trying to summon the birthday god

    • @axster7
      @axster7 4 роки тому +12

      birthday god! hail on us!!

    • @lankboi
      @lankboi 4 роки тому +1

      Im calling it. Its gonna be pinned

    • @DailyDominoes
      @DailyDominoes 4 роки тому +2

      B I R T H D A Y

    • @Gunz1234
      @Gunz1234 4 роки тому

      H

    • @Aden068
      @Aden068 4 роки тому +1

      Hearted

  • @offbeat3528
    @offbeat3528 4 роки тому +1168

    Jupiter when the comet hit:
    " That almost tickles "

    • @XSevenSonata
      @XSevenSonata 4 роки тому +36

      I can't help but think of big fat jupiter making weird chuckling noises and bouncing now.

    • @notlkebitch4115
      @notlkebitch4115 4 роки тому +12

      XSevenSonata yo wtf 𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑢ಠ_ಠ

    • @jinmause206
      @jinmause206 4 роки тому +5

      @I Hate People and I Hate God ???

    • @trillow2758
      @trillow2758 4 роки тому +3

      “ Tis but a scratch “

    • @TheDragonCorporation
      @TheDragonCorporation 4 роки тому +4

      Jupiter: that fat kid
      Asteroid: feather

  • @Drifter-cw1bv
    @Drifter-cw1bv 4 роки тому +2141

    “What do you do to get this car.”
    “Lock picking.”

    • @alorrrviaa4368
      @alorrrviaa4368 4 роки тому +10

      interesting .

    • @Anonymous-nj6of
      @Anonymous-nj6of 4 роки тому +1

      @@alorrrviaa4368 y

    • @Dethmeister
      @Dethmeister 4 роки тому +42

      "Uhhh... I'm a rapper." (drug dealer)

    • @kidskpadonou894
      @kidskpadonou894 4 роки тому +3

      @Daily Dose of Bloopers why do I see you every where...
      You're not nosaj, are you?

    • @sewerrat7321
      @sewerrat7321 4 роки тому +6

      I had a dream that i was trying to hotwire a car, but the next thing i knew i was riding a bike. So i guess it didn't work too well.

  • @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985
    @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 2 роки тому +283

    Wow, there's nothing going on in that cat's head. Also the birthday chant is just so menacing.

    • @sadredball
      @sadredball 2 роки тому +12

      his 2 brain cells evolved into eyes!

  • @aquawrld
    @aquawrld 4 роки тому +3197

    “What do you do for a living?”
    “Hello everyone this is your daily dose of internet”

    • @preds43
      @preds43 4 роки тому +20

      He hearted your comment bro 🤯😄

    • @observantmagic4156
      @observantmagic4156 4 роки тому +23

      Congratulations, you have been chosen

    • @akshajkant5681
      @akshajkant5681 4 роки тому +3

      Congrats for the heart

    • @mikex-tt6vp
      @mikex-tt6vp 4 роки тому

      Underrated, more likes for u

    • @mcslickery481
      @mcslickery481 4 роки тому +3

      YOUR*
      Say it like you mean it.

  • @XX-zl9zt
    @XX-zl9zt 4 роки тому +3248

    The "Birthday" guy looked like he's figuring how to murder everyone that night.

  • @LinA-on7yd
    @LinA-on7yd 4 роки тому +1836

    “What do you do to get this car”
    “By being MrBeast’s friend”

  • @michaelburgess6004
    @michaelburgess6004 2 роки тому +83

    Thanks Jupiter for always taking one for the team

  • @mangoman9088
    @mangoman9088 4 роки тому +2998

    Why does the birthday thing sound like some kind of cult

    • @f.d.parker5754
      @f.d.parker5754 4 роки тому +102

      Sounded like some kind of a summoning chant, you know

    • @Aaokke0
      @Aaokke0 4 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @anonymous13.1
      @anonymous13.1 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @lordshrimpramen5589
      @lordshrimpramen5589 4 роки тому +17

      _it is one._

    • @spiderboyreal
      @spiderboyreal 4 роки тому +19

      Mainly because birthday celebrations started out as blatant worship towards an individual and became the norm as something considered as something you have to do because it's nice. But in reality we don't have to do birthdays, but it's now something frowned upon if that person doesn't get any attention because they are just closer to their expiration date

  • @coldogno7
    @coldogno7 4 роки тому +2696

    "what did u do for a living?"
    "spine surgery"
    (actually selling drugs like im gonna tell u that)

    • @E_Rico
      @E_Rico 4 роки тому +54

      More like the guy with the Tesla

    • @tiredwithlife.9867
      @tiredwithlife.9867 4 роки тому +52

      @I Hate People and I Hate God go away spammer

    • @masky1147
      @masky1147 4 роки тому +21

      lol I said nothing, crackhead hours hits hard sometimes

    • @RedTL
      @RedTL 4 роки тому +7

      I Hate People and I Hate God
      No?

    • @Bon-bn5lc
      @Bon-bn5lc 4 роки тому

      Bruh

  • @randomthings1539
    @randomthings1539 4 роки тому +2792

    i was uncomfortable when ever she touches the _TOILET_

    • @hamnamalik6436
      @hamnamalik6436 4 роки тому +75

      IKR that was gross

    • @eternalwasbetter
      @eternalwasbetter 4 роки тому +103

      I hope flying poop doesn't come out

    • @NukeRadius
      @NukeRadius 4 роки тому +86

      @God is an asshole where are you getting at with that atheist user name

    • @natogamez5672
      @natogamez5672 4 роки тому +14

      @God is an asshole bruh OK and

    • @ben10azabenyy94
      @ben10azabenyy94 4 роки тому +50

      @God is an asshole remove ur name rn before I avada kedavra you

  • @inourcingdisk2104
    @inourcingdisk2104 2 роки тому +132

    I like how in the end the guy is as stable as the camera he's holding

    • @Momcat_maggiefelinefan
      @Momcat_maggiefelinefan 2 роки тому +8

      I want a gimbal like the guy in the last segment has!

    • @theleafeon8345
      @theleafeon8345 2 роки тому +5

      You must need very stable hands to hold a phone like that

    • @MIB4u
      @MIB4u 2 роки тому +9

      he might _look_ stable but is he stable on the inside ...?!

  • @afghanistanguy1016
    @afghanistanguy1016 4 роки тому +1390

    birthday guy be like: "didnt know my family was a cult..."

  • @joeykill7553
    @joeykill7553 4 роки тому +591

    Larg comet: hits Jupiter
    Jupiter: *"TIS BUT A SCRATCH"*

  • @andrewmattar4178
    @andrewmattar4178 4 роки тому +2911

    Not so much of a fun fact: that asteroid that slammed into jupiter was actually in a collision course with earth! We are in debt and forever grateful to jupiter... Saved our lives!

    • @obviousbear1289
      @obviousbear1289 4 роки тому +529

      The amount of meteorites caught by Jupiter is actually suspected to be a reason why life on earth is even possible

    • @0079Matthew
      @0079Matthew 4 роки тому +431

      Jupiter: "Noooo!" *Jumps in front of cosmic bullet for Earth*

    • @theuniversedeer5096
      @theuniversedeer5096 4 роки тому +247

      @@obviousbear1289 yeah,jupiter is like big brother to earth

    • @kurekiller6070
      @kurekiller6070 4 роки тому +51

      Wolfie54545 hit us? I hope you’re joking but don’t wish death upon others. That’s the place of no return.

    • @carlwitt3934
      @carlwitt3934 4 роки тому +50

      Is he talking about Shumaker-Levy 9 ?
      He said it was 26 years ago... No way it's been that long. Or has it?
      Oh, God I'm getting old.

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 4 роки тому +69

    The Rapper with a car when asked about his job looked so embarrassed.

    • @BigmoufBallClan
      @BigmoufBallClan 3 роки тому +1

      Good for him tho, out of every other industry it’s gotta be so hard to make money by just rapping

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 3 роки тому +4

      @@BigmoufBallClan it's hard to get into cause on top of being good you gotta stand out.

  • @M.A.R.S.
    @M.A.R.S. 4 роки тому +742

    Spine surgeon: * sees spine * 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦

    • @TheOmniforreal
      @TheOmniforreal 4 роки тому +5

      Underrated comment!

    • @onepunchman1953
      @onepunchman1953 4 роки тому +14

      @@TheOmniforreal *recently posted funny comment exists*
      Replies: _underrated_

    • @Rhabanaarum
      @Rhabanaarum 4 роки тому

      100th like

    • @koala5716
      @koala5716 4 роки тому

      Too much underrated

    • @mako_happy
      @mako_happy 4 роки тому +1

      How did you make it italic???

  • @aapo5564
    @aapo5564 4 роки тому +550

    "What do you do for a living?" "I am MrBeast's friend."

    • @solarianv3
      @solarianv3 4 роки тому +2

      I Hate People and I Hate God def a troll lmao

    • @aIkaIi
      @aIkaIi 4 роки тому +1

      @I Hate People and I Hate God what do you do for a living

    • @angelbear_og
      @angelbear_og 2 місяці тому +2

      These comments did NOT age well.

    • @someonemonke
      @someonemonke 19 годин тому +1

      Aged well

  • @lucassalinas1165
    @lucassalinas1165 4 роки тому +1227

    Astronaut: this seat that looks comfortable
    Me: what, no it doesn't
    Astronaut: * removes seat to reveal cheese grader* but we prefer this

    • @jordanspamsl2-_-798
      @jordanspamsl2-_-798 4 роки тому +39

      "this is great, but I like this"

    • @FootyBits
      @FootyBits 4 роки тому +2

      Read my name

    • @Shane-ds6qj
      @Shane-ds6qj 4 роки тому +15

      This comment is 'grate' haha... >_> oh look the door...I'll be on my way

    • @elenachristine6266
      @elenachristine6266 4 роки тому

      Glad I'm not the only one that heard her say it "looks comfortable" I was so confused.

    • @dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994
      @dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994 4 роки тому +1

      𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝙈𝙔 𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀

  • @six_buck_dlc
    @six_buck_dlc 4 роки тому +69

    "this car yours?"
    "yea"
    "what do you do for a living?"
    *"steal"*

  • @epikgirrafe4327
    @epikgirrafe4327 4 роки тому +744

    The way she rubbed her finger on a TOILET like that gave me anxiety

    • @u.s.a3940
      @u.s.a3940 4 роки тому +1

      congrats on 40 likes

    • @plazxs281
      @plazxs281 4 роки тому +6

      u got a bot copying your comment

    • @edfuadmo9995
      @edfuadmo9995 4 роки тому +1

      U are Virgin 😅

    • @matthewseltzer5982
      @matthewseltzer5982 4 роки тому +1

      OBJ wants to know her location

    • @micah5918
      @micah5918 4 роки тому +1

      @@plazxs281 their everywhere you can't even report them.

  • @demonboi4601
    @demonboi4601 4 роки тому +1130

    Has expensive car.
    “What do you do for a living”?
    I’m a garbage man......

    • @Chan0art
      @Chan0art 4 роки тому +24

      Bus drivers drive expensive cars

    • @befer
      @befer 4 роки тому +22

      In NYC you'd genuinely make a bank on it. There's a huge waiting list for people that want go get that job. FOR ONE SEASON.
      Seriously, they get paid a lot

    • @gosucab944
      @gosucab944 4 роки тому +12

      @@befer I heard that it stinks though

    • @rain-uw9ju
      @rain-uw9ju 4 роки тому +13

      @@gosucab944 baadum tshh

    • @fairfeatherfiend
      @fairfeatherfiend 4 роки тому +2

      Being a son to a billionaire.

  • @Words2000
    @Words2000 4 роки тому +243

    That birthday song is very emotional, I'm crying right now.

  • @blyat1
    @blyat1 4 роки тому +19

    1:47
    That smile of him is so forced
    Actually my man has 4 guys pointing there gun point blank look at them lasers!!

  • @444ysf9
    @444ysf9 4 роки тому +806

    "real estate?" "close, spine surgeon"

  • @merlinmay3685
    @merlinmay3685 4 роки тому +1235

    People at your party: birthday..... birthday..... birthday...... birthday
    Birthday boy: *anxiety levels through the roof* god please help 😅

    • @berserker706
      @berserker706 4 роки тому +7

      I feel absolutely bad for this birthday boy, he had to deal through this level of cringe too, lmao

    • @friijolesLIVE
      @friijolesLIVE 4 роки тому +3

      Mr Multiverse he probably liked it

    • @lubv3965
      @lubv3965 4 роки тому +2

      @God is an asshole no.

    • @1rxmi
      @1rxmi 4 роки тому

      @God is an asshole lmao what

    • @smcvanic340
      @smcvanic340 4 роки тому +1

      rxmikka 28 people is racist into god

  • @aliwashere10
    @aliwashere10 4 роки тому +204

    The people who sang happy birthday sounded like they were doing a demonic ritual

    • @zaloska
      @zaloska 4 роки тому +1

      This turkish weirdly looked really funny and I laughed at it a lot. (btw nice name )
      Edit:2 Ali in 1 comment. :)

    • @yourkitchenrug4300
      @yourkitchenrug4300 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @damondgreen2239
      @damondgreen2239 4 роки тому +1

      At least demonic rituals are catchy...

  • @ArKeTiCt
    @ArKeTiCt 4 роки тому +38

    Me: *Looks at bentley* Nice...
    "What do you do for a living?"
    "Im a spine surgeon"
    Me : *Cries in chemical engineering* wish i had gone for that.

    • @solo_driven
      @solo_driven 3 роки тому +1

      Chemical engineers make much money too they are second in list of engineers. Becoming surgeon means studieng days and nights to the grave. Are u ready for that ?

    • @GauravSharma-bt9ld
      @GauravSharma-bt9ld 3 роки тому +1

      The surgeon might have an expensive car but it takes a lot out of you to be one. Sometimes it isn’t even worth it.

    • @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad
      @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad 9 місяців тому

      The presure of being a surgeon of any type is greater than 20 ml of ethanol and 20 ml of H20 or the gravitational pull of Venus. God forbid anyone dies on your table, you'd have to live with that forever, wondering, and just becoming Vass' Insanity speech from Far Cry. Chemical engineering is easier on the psyche.

    • @foxygrin
      @foxygrin 8 місяців тому +1

      I reckon being a surgeon of any kind has to be the most stressful line of professions possible

  • @Tehom1
    @Tehom1 4 роки тому +678

    "How do astronauts use the bathroom in space?" Answer: Very carefully.

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 4 роки тому +26

      And it sucks too.

    • @mokey9389
      @mokey9389 4 роки тому +8

      tsopmocful literally

    • @TamiyaPhilippW
      @TamiyaPhilippW 4 роки тому

      But how do they go for number 2? I mean there is no gravity sucjing the poo in the bag?

    • @ranasameh88
      @ranasameh88 4 роки тому

      But the pee/poo would still float in the air..

    • @TamiyaPhilippW
      @TamiyaPhilippW 4 роки тому

      @@ranasameh88 u use the hose for pee. Its like a vakuum cleaner but it doesn't explain the poo case

  • @Smytguy
    @Smytguy 4 роки тому +2919

    Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands

    • @janiahsantos5673
      @janiahsantos5673 4 роки тому +92

      Me like wtf,is that even clean for your hands to touch

    • @RealBananaBunch
      @RealBananaBunch 4 роки тому +176

      Its a professional astronaut.... Clearly they washed it before hand -.-

    • @abinothayyilsanoj4182
      @abinothayyilsanoj4182 4 роки тому +41

      Someone have to update the bathroom for our poor astronauts 😁

    • @RealBananaBunch
      @RealBananaBunch 4 роки тому +23

      @@abinothayyilsanoj4182 I think NASA is actually offering money for a better bathroom design

    • @cloud1301..
      @cloud1301.. 4 роки тому +6

      And the way she touches the equipment... YIKES

  • @junipercinnamon6840
    @junipercinnamon6840 4 роки тому +804

    I lost it when the intensity of their voices picked up:
    birthdayyyyy
    BIRTHDAYYY
    B I R T H D A Y

  • @emojiman9816
    @emojiman9816 Рік тому +9

    2:20 I swear this explains my home in every Minecraft survival world I own

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 4 роки тому +1081

    "Real estate"
    "Close, spine surgeon"
    In what world...

  • @deluxien8825
    @deluxien8825 4 роки тому +332

    See someone with their expensive car : "I'm about to ask this man whole career"

  • @Mr-.Facts.
    @Mr-.Facts. 4 роки тому +471

    Dude: ''What do you do for a living?''
    Car driver: ''I steal cars''

    • @gunsparce
      @gunsparce 4 роки тому +2

      Bot

    • @thatnentendogamer3611
      @thatnentendogamer3611 4 роки тому +1

      Nah, he's just your average Apex clickbait arrow guy

    • @Mr-.Facts.
      @Mr-.Facts. 4 роки тому

      @@thatnentendogamer3611 Thats not nice Mario

    • @Mr-.Facts.
      @Mr-.Facts. 4 роки тому

      @@gunsparce why? Love you mate

    • @alexismunoz3508
      @alexismunoz3508 4 роки тому

      @@anythinganeverythingclips congrats on almost 2k!

  • @ivyhaywalker6942
    @ivyhaywalker6942 4 роки тому +13

    2:16 No joke!!! I literally drive past that when i go to my barn!! Crazy to see it on here!

    • @pooper-t
      @pooper-t 3 роки тому

      Oh that’s pretty cool

  • @user-dw1es8nk2l
    @user-dw1es8nk2l 4 роки тому +1553

    "about 26 years ago a large comet slammed into Jupiter"
    2020: well that's.. *_interesting_*

  • @gamingkitty125
    @gamingkitty125 4 роки тому +3042

    If a comet hit me
    Me: ded
    If a comet hit Jupiter
    Jupiter: *Stupid mosquito.*

    • @dhruvavikas1632
      @dhruvavikas1632 4 роки тому +32

      More like a spider

    • @kiellua7598
      @kiellua7598 4 роки тому +36

      Nah it was just Lizzo

    • @tobyboard1721
      @tobyboard1721 4 роки тому +10

      Sacrilegious Boi lmao

    • @Frogster08
      @Frogster08 4 роки тому +6

      Underrated comment

    • @ploopydre
      @ploopydre 4 роки тому +7

      gaming kitty125 Jupiter is a gas planet isn’t it right?

  • @thugdog89
    @thugdog89 4 роки тому +1342

    that chicken strip squirting gave me discomfort levels I didn’t know existed.

    • @magencrisis1682
      @magencrisis1682 4 роки тому +81

      It made me so uncomfortable my face scrunched up as if I had sucked on a billion lemons.

    • @fellowhuman484
      @fellowhuman484 4 роки тому +12

      It was me peeing.

    • @aprilr882
      @aprilr882 4 роки тому +44

      Lol. I've eaten those things and they are delicious. It's garlic butter inside

    • @chrisnyc4688
      @chrisnyc4688 4 роки тому +32

      Otherwise known as a Chicken Kiev - delicious

    • @funkyyt-rexxius5564
      @funkyyt-rexxius5564 4 роки тому

      Byleh Myneh IT DID-

  • @CalledZlly
    @CalledZlly Рік тому +11

    That cat looks like it has seen everything

  • @mdmasodurrahman9065
    @mdmasodurrahman9065 4 роки тому +323

    Imagine one time the guy asks someone: “what do you do for a living?”
    And the other dude just goes: “I steal”

    • @oben6853
      @oben6853 4 роки тому

      Thanks you to whoever removed that other comment

    • @blahblahsen1142
      @blahblahsen1142 4 роки тому +2

      "Car thief" *drives away quickly.*

    • @anarghirosdumitrache7362
      @anarghirosdumitrache7362 4 роки тому +1

      way worse if they went "I kill"

    • @User-g6997
      @User-g6997 4 роки тому

      If I saw him irl I would say 'oh uuhhhh I make UA-cam videos'

  • @eyobacg8048
    @eyobacg8048 4 роки тому +974

    Mom "why don't you go to ur neighbor's birthday party"
    *the birthday party *

  • @mikeunleashed1
    @mikeunleashed1 4 роки тому +850

    "I'm a rapper"
    =
    Dad's money confirmed

  • @wolfie9175
    @wolfie9175 2 роки тому +6

    I love the fact that you put the videos on the cover at the start! Thanks for doing that 😊

  • @jeebus.h
    @jeebus.h 4 роки тому +598

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "Got a good scratch off once or twice."
    "Oh, ok."

    • @szlendak1368
      @szlendak1368 4 роки тому +6

      i don’t understand

    • @arvin6606
      @arvin6606 4 роки тому +22

      @@szlendak1368 he wins lottery

    • @theblob2937
      @theblob2937 4 роки тому +14

      Lemonpledge10 goodness this isn’t a college writing class

    • @daeyangshi
      @daeyangshi 4 роки тому +26

      @Lemonpledge10 if people don’t wanna believe in god thy don’t have to, please keep your beliefs to youself

    • @princeps5260
      @princeps5260 4 роки тому +15

      @@daeyangshi Lemonpledge is a bible bot

  • @plantimations1232
    @plantimations1232 4 роки тому +583

    Me at 5am:
    “I should get some sleep”
    My recommendations an hour later:
    1:37

  • @rakijr9176
    @rakijr9176 4 роки тому +388

    "This is my cat Garfield. He likes lasagna and he can also see into your soul."

  • @internetduck1520
    @internetduck1520 4 роки тому +22

    that bird being picked up is the most precious thing ever

  • @a3clx
    @a3clx 4 роки тому +514

    The “birthday” sounds like a cultish chant

  • @Smytguy
    @Smytguy 4 роки тому +3570

    Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands?

    • @AlejandroGarcia-tb8qq
      @AlejandroGarcia-tb8qq 4 роки тому +244

      Corona isn't in space yet

    • @amirbahrun3098
      @amirbahrun3098 4 роки тому +486

      @@AlejandroGarcia-tb8qq but common sense is

    • @gammaao
      @gammaao 4 роки тому +102

      @@amirbahrun3098 theres still germs

    • @e.e.y.1803
      @e.e.y.1803 4 роки тому +391

      Because they were probably cleaned??

    • @gammaao
      @gammaao 4 роки тому +27

      @@e.e.y.1803 yes

  • @abdulmoiz742
    @abdulmoiz742 4 роки тому +237

    "I am gonna go to the bathroom"
    "Well That sucks"

  • @SunnyTheOpossum
    @SunnyTheOpossum 2 роки тому +30

    SUCH a cool house! And, bonus: no demons.

  • @02zx
    @02zx 4 роки тому +199

    *"hello everyone this is your daily dose of internet"* literally anything could happen after that line.

    • @bigaraga
      @bigaraga 4 роки тому +2

      This comment deserves more likes 👍

    • @kr1cki
      @kr1cki 4 роки тому +3

      The thumbnail happens

    • @dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994
      @dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994 4 роки тому

      𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝙈𝙔 𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀

  • @spywalkz1
    @spywalkz1 4 роки тому +458

    Comet hits jupiter 26 years ago
    2020: *Write that down write that down*

    • @tytig94
      @tytig94 4 роки тому +9

      There is supposed to be a meteorite passing between the moon and the earth in November. I heard it's about the size of a SUV.

    • @sinisterbunny6796
      @sinisterbunny6796 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @sinisterbunny6796
      @sinisterbunny6796 4 роки тому +1

      The entire world:”it’s the size of an suv? Nah let’s make that 28358 times bigger and frame it and then say we’re okay”

    • @SteiveWeive
      @SteiveWeive 4 роки тому +4

      Shut up shut up shut up😥

    • @JP03
      @JP03 4 роки тому +4

      plz no

  • @shawneel21
    @shawneel21 4 роки тому +330

    "Birthday....BIIRthday...BIIIRTHDAY....YAAAYY!!!"
    Satan:
    *I just have to say that I'm a huge fan*

  • @theamazingchannel470
    @theamazingchannel470 2 роки тому +2

    You just became a commercial for that phone stabilizer. I'm literally going to Amazon right now to look it up

  • @leviharlan5194
    @leviharlan5194 4 роки тому +2003

    Everyone else: “What do you do for a living?”
    me: WHY IS SHE TOUCHING THE TOILET SEAT!!!!!

    • @enkidoodoo
      @enkidoodoo 4 роки тому +45

      Not a "seat" if you cant sit on it

    • @ucidpmpm600
      @ucidpmpm600 4 роки тому +76

      Nine Seven but you know probably some little pieces of shit have touch that thing 😑🤢

    • @ELEGANTFOX
      @ELEGANTFOX 4 роки тому +60

      @@ucidpmpm600 the some little piece touched you too, it was inside you longer

    • @enkidoodoo
      @enkidoodoo 4 роки тому +7

      @@ucidpmpm600 well true

    • @bleakhull
      @bleakhull 4 роки тому +22

      It was probably a model one and not really usable.

  • @kSubsNovideos-kg5be
    @kSubsNovideos-kg5be 4 роки тому +827

    "real estate?"
    "close. spine surgeon"
    *im a bit worried for his patients*

    • @fantasticparrot602
      @fantasticparrot602 4 роки тому +25

      he may have meant close in the amount of money though

    • @fantasticparrot602
      @fantasticparrot602 4 роки тому

      @CreamnCoffee2 but do spine surgeons make a lot more than that?

    • @capybun
      @capybun 4 роки тому +2

      @@fantasticparrot602 um I don't think there is a field in surgery called "spine surgery", I think he might be a neurosurgeon or an orthopaedic surgeon if he operates on spines

    • @fantasticparrot602
      @fantasticparrot602 4 роки тому

      @CreamnCoffee2 did not know that, thank you for the information. But trust me living in Abu Dhabi isn’t like seeing millionaires on the daily, at least not for me.

    • @alalalala57
      @alalalala57 4 роки тому

      @I Hate People and I Hate God no

  • @jt-tq8lz
    @jt-tq8lz 4 роки тому +690

    *“...birthday...biRtHdAy...bIRtHDaY...BIRTHDAY!!!”*

    • @YG-qi3cu
      @YG-qi3cu 4 роки тому +40

      That was fucking creepy 😂😂

    • @PrinceaIIy
      @PrinceaIIy 4 роки тому +39

      *"WHOOOOOO!!"*

    • @iloveanimals5494
      @iloveanimals5494 4 роки тому +3

      @@PrinceaIIy I call this led big ball

    • @andygutierrez4512
      @andygutierrez4512 4 роки тому +5

      oh man, thanks for the lyrics :D

    • @nooneatall9479
      @nooneatall9479 3 роки тому +15

      It was like some creepy ass cult ritual lol

  • @BritVinylBoy
    @BritVinylBoy 2 роки тому +2

    The birthday one sounds like a ritual

  • @gianluca3131
    @gianluca3131 4 роки тому +212

    *_A large comet slam into Jupiter_*
    2020: Write that down!

    • @3rdreichball525
      @3rdreichball525 4 роки тому +6

      Can someone please explain to me how that works? I dont mean to be a dumb ass, but I thought Jupiter was a gas giant? So my question is how the hell did the comet explode? Wouldn't it just fly into the gas, and just break apart from the pressure? I don't understand how there was an explosion if its just a ball of gas with no land to explode on

    • @Presley3
      @Presley3 4 роки тому +3

      @@3rdreichball525 I believe the atmosphere is just made of gas.

    • @victoralvarez9290
      @victoralvarez9290 4 роки тому

      @@3rdreichball525 it's probably because it's dense

    • @cheemsdog7662
      @cheemsdog7662 4 роки тому

      3rd Reich Ball just like the comet in russia, it was boiled away in the atmosphere and the heat and speed of the comet evaporating made it explode
      and jupiter is a gas giant
      imagine how fast it would evaporate in that atmosphere
      yeah

    • @Mike__B
      @Mike__B 4 роки тому

      ​@@3rdreichball525 Things heat up when they enter the atmosphere, gases trapped within the comet expand from this heat, but surrounded by material holding it together, eventually something has to give and kaboom... kind of like any explosion, and why you sometimes see meteors in our atmosphere explode in the sky. That said Jupiter most likely has some solid parts, probably a core about as large as Earth that's rocky/solid, I mean all the asteroids that have collided with it over 4.5 billion years just didn't dissolve.

  • @jamiehay1027
    @jamiehay1027 4 роки тому +589

    *”About 26 years ago a comet slammed into Jupiter”*
    Earth: **Sweats profusely**

    • @wyattb3138
      @wyattb3138 4 роки тому +16

      Don’t worry. Earth is a much smaller target

    • @cerberussquad4030
      @cerberussquad4030 4 роки тому +2

      Gyz i know that only 1.00000% people see this comment and many people will not like this comment but i have a Challenge to get 1k subs in less than a year with my friend and he has completed 800 subs and i have not even near him so plz help me plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • @sxgh4724
      @sxgh4724 4 роки тому +3

      2020 be like write that down write that down

    • @foolmane
      @foolmane 4 роки тому +2

      Claim here before this comment gets 1000 likes

    • @uksupuksu
      @uksupuksu 4 роки тому

      Not earth, the people living in it.

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 4 роки тому +2943

    What do you do for a living? "Watching UA-cam videos"

  • @Startheus
    @Startheus 4 роки тому +6

    0:59
    Guy: what do you do for living?
    Tony Stark: *I'm an account manager*

  • @CSGOLegendaryGaming
    @CSGOLegendaryGaming 4 роки тому +2673

    thats so weird and kinda creepy just saying "birthday" with a delay and slightly different pitches
    Edit: when did this get 1.5k likes

  • @Ryanreborn.
    @Ryanreborn. 4 роки тому +942

    They took the song “Take Me to Church” to a whole other level

  • @cheekclapper2k953
    @cheekclapper2k953 4 роки тому +206

    Me complaining about the school toilet
    Astronauts: That’s cute

    • @spazetv
      @spazetv 4 роки тому +1

      n

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому

      HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record UA-cam videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear and

    • @justsomegreendude9034
      @justsomegreendude9034 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @justsomegreendude9034
      @justsomegreendude9034 4 роки тому

      @@InternetWeb no

    • @snailcheeseyt
      @snailcheeseyt 4 роки тому

      AxxL wtf

  • @Momcat_maggiefelinefan
    @Momcat_maggiefelinefan 2 роки тому +23

    I recognize the church/house! It’s not far from my daughter’s home. Looks marvellous on the exterior. Now I’ve seen the interior and it’s lovely.

  • @emerr64
    @emerr64 4 роки тому +1919

    random guy: has expensive car
    This guy: What u do for living?
    random guy: I'M A ROBBER
    Edit: some kids r making me annoyed in the comments, I know he said rapper but this is just a joke

  • @goldengacha-deadaccount2223
    @goldengacha-deadaccount2223 4 роки тому +986

    Nobody:
    Me, Attempting to join the Birthday Cult: *_"BirTHdaY........ biRThDAy........ BirthDAy..... BIRTHDAY!1!!"_*

  • @crx496
    @crx496 4 роки тому +265

    Every single time when I hear "That's the end of this video..."
    0:43

    • @Caerulis
      @Caerulis 4 роки тому +12

      Lmao. His videos are so short but quality

    • @thelostlegendnoe4502
      @thelostlegendnoe4502 4 роки тому

      So underrated.

    • @tonmaj
      @tonmaj 4 роки тому +1

      @I Hate People and I Hate God wait what

    • @l0vetammy.
      @l0vetammy. 4 роки тому

      @@tonmaj It's a spammer. All his comments say the same thing over and over and over. So just tell it to shut tf up

    • @ItsJJOLO
      @ItsJJOLO 4 роки тому +2

      Really hope you enjoyed

  • @Shauryaa519
    @Shauryaa519 4 роки тому +1

    3:04
    Human:Let me squish you
    Food:*Farts*
    Also food:Oops

  • @JPEGmailman
    @JPEGmailman 4 роки тому +619

    Daily dose a month ago : this cat has really small eyes
    Daily dose now : cat with big eyes

    • @magnumpi8097
      @magnumpi8097 4 роки тому +4

      That's some ugly cat😳

    • @infamoussoapconsumer3870
      @infamoussoapconsumer3870 4 роки тому

      @@magnumpi8097 tf? I dunno why its funny when people put that emoji

    • @benmoreno5882
      @benmoreno5882 4 роки тому +3

      Next month daily dose: hey guys look a cat with no eyes

    • @JPEGmailman
      @JPEGmailman 4 роки тому +1

      @@benmoreno5882 that is creepy

    • @magnumpi8097
      @magnumpi8097 4 роки тому +1

      @@infamoussoapconsumer3870 It wasn't meant to be funny.

  • @temutemacular
    @temutemacular 4 роки тому +592

    How Astronauts Use The Bathroom: *Has giant tube in thumbnail*
    Me: *Visible distress*

  • @noahbaccay8113
    @noahbaccay8113 4 роки тому +433

    “What do you do for a living?”
    “So I’m not supposed to be saying this, but remember that bank robbery a few weeks back?”

    • @qwertyasdf9290
      @qwertyasdf9290 4 роки тому +13

      Henry, is that you!?

    • @dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994
      @dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994 4 роки тому +1

      𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝙈𝙔 𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀

    • @ArsenicPaste
      @ArsenicPaste 4 роки тому

      oh uh😳

    • @v01d36
      @v01d36 4 роки тому +6

      @@dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994 ok.

    • @jordanwarner1352
      @jordanwarner1352 4 роки тому

      @@dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994 That used to be funny and clever before, but now it's just boring cause it's been done hundreds of times already

  • @sminthian
    @sminthian 2 роки тому +1

    I tried to buy a church to turn into a home back in 2016. They said that they'd only sell it to someone that is already in the church business, and you had to sign a clause saying that you'd keep it as a church. Most for-sale churches in the USA do stuff like that (the one in the video was in Canada).

  • @qaiwiwi
    @qaiwiwi 4 роки тому +366

    I want a birthday song like that.
    *Just my family chanting "Birthday" while making it sound like they're trying to sacrifice me.*

  • @SciFactsYT118
    @SciFactsYT118 4 роки тому +981

    Random fact:
    Some fruit flies are genetically resistant to getting drunk - but only if they have an inactive version of a gene scientists have named "happyhour".
    -SciFacts

    • @SpeedyBoss
      @SpeedyBoss 4 роки тому

      read my name

    • @mogalisious
      @mogalisious 4 роки тому +46

      @@SpeedyBoss we don't care

    • @komrot5305
      @komrot5305 4 роки тому +27

      @@SpeedyBoss no

    • @bigmanbigman2544
      @bigmanbigman2544 4 роки тому +14

      1000 SUBSCRIBERS IN 1 WEEK CHALLENGE! Be quiet beggar

    • @Saint_Arod
      @Saint_Arod 4 роки тому +16

      But fruit don’t have brains, how do they get drunk?
      Edit: I can’t read.

  • @hamzarizvi4378
    @hamzarizvi4378 4 роки тому +296

    DDOI: doesn’t end with a cute animal clip
    Me: *wait that’s illegal*

  • @KFrost-fx7dt
    @KFrost-fx7dt Рік тому +2

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "I body slam bags of chips."

  • @seegul7104
    @seegul7104 4 роки тому +217

    Imagine how many people in Sunday’s knock on the churches door wanting to come to worship but it’s just a family chillin inside

    • @blaydenappollis9406
      @blaydenappollis9406 4 роки тому +1

      And how is this funny ?

    • @pinkonsneek3443
      @pinkonsneek3443 4 роки тому +1

      Good one lol

    • @reymysterio7322
      @reymysterio7322 4 роки тому +9

      Blayden Appollis it’s funny for those with a sense of humor level over 0

    • @feykro4152
      @feykro4152 4 роки тому

      @@reymysterio7322 You just made my sense of humor sad :c

    • @Dethmeister
      @Dethmeister 4 роки тому +3

      @@blaydenappollis9406 , He never said it was funny.

  • @AeroRain
    @AeroRain 4 роки тому +319

    They said “birthday” four times. There’s also four candles on the cake. Let’s just say they had a little visit from the demon they just summoned shortly after

    • @jeremypick1512
      @jeremypick1512 4 роки тому +11

      Mista really do be hating that 4

    • @theplayer12312
      @theplayer12312 4 роки тому +5

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b spamming is gay

    • @eSpresso72
      @eSpresso72 4 роки тому +3

      His name was Greg

    • @the_void996
      @the_void996 4 роки тому +1

      Too bad it wasn’t seven. Remember, seven is the number.

    • @yeahrequiem751
      @yeahrequiem751 4 роки тому

      MIIIIIIIISSSSTAAAAAA

  • @adriangomez3005
    @adriangomez3005 4 роки тому +2622

    Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands
    Edit: yo some guy just stole my comment and got more likes than me like WTF

    • @KristianLyubenovYT
      @KristianLyubenovYT 4 роки тому +387

      @Lemonpledge10 This isn't your christian facebook group. Go post it there

    • @breadstick8623
      @breadstick8623 4 роки тому +166

      Lemonpledge10
      Living form of a headache
      You’re so obnoxious it’s almost impressive

    • @birb2197
      @birb2197 4 роки тому +94

      Lemonpledge10 do you get paid for this?

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 4 роки тому +59

      Do you put on gloves to lift a toilet seat?

    • @tahjaeg5347
      @tahjaeg5347 4 роки тому +15

      Lemonpledge10 please silence yourself

  • @zerogravity2264
    @zerogravity2264 9 місяців тому +2

    2:05 alot of people watching this video are overlooking how insane that explosion was.

  • @marquionyt
    @marquionyt 4 роки тому +483

    *Kind of creepy how they only said “BIRTHDAY” 😂.*

    • @withatreat184
      @withatreat184 4 роки тому +2

      @Shaggy Rodgers yeah lol

    • @grbmajor6645
      @grbmajor6645 4 роки тому +4

      Brains...Brains....

    • @marquionyt
      @marquionyt 4 роки тому +5

      Shaggy Rodgers 😂 exactly. And the kid was just sitting there feeling weird 😂

    • @PramkLuna
      @PramkLuna 4 роки тому +9

      They're trying to summon a birthday with the offering of cake

    • @elmonotone9590
      @elmonotone9590 4 роки тому +3

      Seems fitting, there was no happiness this year

  • @sweetfreeze5528
    @sweetfreeze5528 4 роки тому +226

    "What do you do for a living?"
    _pause_ "Tax and finance."
    *Sure. That's what we're calling it.*

    • @H8erfisternator
      @H8erfisternator 4 роки тому +11

      Well he's a bad liar, but doing alright in white collar crime, for 33 years.

    • @JeffStreams
      @JeffStreams 4 роки тому +2

      I dont get it....

    • @dhruvavikas1632
      @dhruvavikas1632 4 роки тому +1

      Yes please explain ,seems serious

    • @futonschiessverdammnt4798
      @futonschiessverdammnt4798 4 роки тому +2

      .
      ^
      Tactical dot incase of answer

    • @sweetfreeze5528
      @sweetfreeze5528 4 роки тому +12

      @@JeffStreams
      Money laundering
      Fraud
      Embezzlement
      Smuggling
      Illegal trading
      Black market
      Drug lord
      Need I go on?

  • @CostanTheOne
    @CostanTheOne 4 роки тому +420

    Astronauts: there is a fan that acts as grav-
    Me: suction cup, Poo Poo tube

    • @rainonedavid3564
      @rainonedavid3564 4 роки тому +20

      *fleshlight for astronauts

    • @jhostintola3092
      @jhostintola3092 4 роки тому +1

      I was expecting her to make a demonstration

    • @bz-winningitall
      @bz-winningitall 4 роки тому +1

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b link?

    • @Aden068
      @Aden068 4 роки тому +4

      soldiermaanSZN evidence please that she said that.

    • @xman9354
      @xman9354 4 роки тому +3

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b no