Time to Go Bald

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024

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  • @GhoulKyle2309
    @GhoulKyle2309 4 місяці тому +24249

    7:00 HE CAN LAUGH???!!!

    • @clapdrix72
      @clapdrix72 4 місяці тому +446

      Kind of

    • @AlmightyBabyLamma0987
      @AlmightyBabyLamma0987 4 місяці тому +318

      the hell do you mean "he can laugh?"

    • @lygencore
      @lygencore 4 місяці тому +1094

      It felt good to hear it

    • @Aromainiac
      @Aromainiac 4 місяці тому +132

      Yeah, people can laugh, shocker!

    • @DragosaurusRex
      @DragosaurusRex 4 місяці тому +604

      ​@AlmightyBabyLamma0987 it's a joke since we've never heard him laugh before??

  • @spiral-tm9uc
    @spiral-tm9uc 4 місяці тому +23019

    7 minutes of daily dose of internet, i think im gonna overdose on internet

    • @Butterflii
      @Butterflii 4 місяці тому +59

      funny

    • @TeensyTunes4U
      @TeensyTunes4U 4 місяці тому +1

      @@AUTTP-WGN3334-q8k best bot ever created

    • @cyby124
      @cyby124 4 місяці тому +32

      @@AUTTP-WGN3334-q8k good bot

    • @MikelBasurtoMusic
      @MikelBasurtoMusic 4 місяці тому +5

      @Joseph44141 YOU AGAIN?!?

    • @lens_hunter
      @lens_hunter 4 місяці тому +46

      Dude I didn't even notice it was 7 minutes til I saw this comment.

  • @SimpleManSweden
    @SimpleManSweden 4 місяці тому +14157

    The monkey knew exactly what to steal. Not the first time obviously.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 4 місяці тому +50

      Exactly! 😅

    • @some_guy79
      @some_guy79 4 місяці тому +22

      Whoa is there bot vs bot warfare now?

    • @TheGhostFart
      @TheGhostFart 4 місяці тому

      @@some_guy79 happens occasionally and the anti bot bots are almost as annoying

    • @n.i.g.e.l
      @n.i.g.e.l 4 місяці тому +9

      @@some_guy79 Got your attention, didn't it? ;)

    • @yak-machining
      @yak-machining 4 місяці тому +77

      The usual suspects

  • @BivonDoesStuff
    @BivonDoesStuff 2 місяці тому +79

    7:00 First time hearing him laugh!

  • @Gocolas
    @Gocolas 4 місяці тому +3321

    2:47 that hyper realistic giant baby head is terrifying😬

    • @NubAnSkrub
      @NubAnSkrub 4 місяці тому +46

      Phineas and Ferb vibes

    • @grimsoul0
      @grimsoul0 4 місяці тому +133

      At first, I thought it was some kind of filter on the phone.

    • @ragin.germasian
      @ragin.germasian 4 місяці тому +16

      @@grimsoul0Same!

    • @johnnythunder1269
      @johnnythunder1269 4 місяці тому +10

      @@grimsoul0I was thinking the same thing!

    • @tcmcdonald
      @tcmcdonald 4 місяці тому +7

      @@grimsoul0 I was thinking the same thing

  • @rickseiden1
    @rickseiden1 4 місяці тому +2434

    The bridge for roadwork not only keeps the traffic moving, it keeps the workers away from the traffic. It's got to be a lot safer for them.

    • @QuantifiedC
      @QuantifiedC 4 місяці тому +155

      And protects from the sun!

    • @DaveHidingood
      @DaveHidingood 4 місяці тому +39

      And 100 million dollars to own and operate.

    • @biocapsule7311
      @biocapsule7311 4 місяці тому +30

      It seems very impractical, likely only usable for long highways and most roads aren't that long.

    • @wallacechui9857
      @wallacechui9857 4 місяці тому +24

      @@biocapsule7311 Completely agree. Also the training and cost to acquire one of these compared to the time spent actually using it.

    • @BassNotes_B-Rad
      @BassNotes_B-Rad 4 місяці тому +21

      Thinking to myself that The United States could have this exact same thing but we trippin'.

  • @Successorlone
    @Successorlone 4 місяці тому +2654

    5:26 Baby squirrels trying to manipulate the man into not cutting the tress by affection😂😂

    • @blubaylon
      @blubaylon 4 місяці тому +69

      He was just trimming it though not cutting it

    • @Window4503
      @Window4503 4 місяці тому +125

      @@blubaylonThe babies sadly don’t know the difference

    • @megmcfoo7680
      @megmcfoo7680 4 місяці тому +56

      ​@@blubaylon yeah he's still downsizing their home tho

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 4 місяці тому +17

      ​@@blubaylonThey wouldn’t know that.

    • @paulwilson3154
      @paulwilson3154 4 місяці тому +1

      So sweet!

  • @abbeyroehrer
    @abbeyroehrer 3 місяці тому +566

    0:30 that dolphin just wanted to be part of their symphony

    • @gamingandstuff4005
      @gamingandstuff4005 3 місяці тому +25

      I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY

    • @purple5437
      @purple5437 3 місяці тому +37

      @@gamingandstuff4005 I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈🌈✨✨✨🐬🐬🌈🌈🌈✨✨✨

    • @DaveYognaut
      @DaveYognaut 3 місяці тому +5

      Dolphin's new nickname: Zara Larsson

    • @ThyXenton
      @ThyXenton 3 місяці тому +1

      LOL

    • @ricardofragata817
      @ricardofragata817 3 місяці тому +2

      he just wanted to come on board

  • @AuroralVoids
    @AuroralVoids 4 місяці тому +6595

    I love how the dolphin genuinely seemed to not expect landing on the boat for a split second

    • @diqweed69
      @diqweed69 4 місяці тому +237

      "Yo bros clip this"
      "Bros delete that"

    • @gamemeister27
      @gamemeister27 4 місяці тому +39

      Me when I do a back flop into the water tbh

    • @Janawhitej1
      @Janawhitej1 4 місяці тому +2

      Ok

    • @yorev26
      @yorev26 4 місяці тому +2

      @@AUTTPSOLOSUTTP wow nice

    • @scraperindustry
      @scraperindustry 4 місяці тому +92

      I hope the dolphin didn't break a rib, I'd be heartbroken

  • @lightdarkskin358
    @lightdarkskin358 4 місяці тому +2300

    0:30 you know that dolphin told his buddies "watch this" before epically failing 😂😂

    • @Sicanda
      @Sicanda 4 місяці тому +38

      And they all flinched when he landed right on his - uhh, I'm not sure how dolphin anatomy works actually, but it looked painful. 😅

    • @theseangle
      @theseangle 4 місяці тому +26

      ​@@Sicanda ribs, probably. They're mammals like we are

    • @juliecook6057
      @juliecook6057 4 місяці тому +4

      I dunno I thought 🐬 re-entry was worth a 7/10 !! 😂👏

    • @lannobile7260
      @lannobile7260 4 місяці тому +20

      I love that Dolphin's are actually smart enough for dumb stuff like this.

    • @TheDrizzle404
      @TheDrizzle404 4 місяці тому +9

      "Check this shit out"

  • @arielspalter7425
    @arielspalter7425 4 місяці тому +1070

    Those portable roads bridges are genius. As someone who lives in a place with never ending construction every summer, this would make a huge difference.

    • @JoeVideoed
      @JoeVideoed 4 місяці тому

      You could always move to Switzerland.

    • @Matt_Alaric
      @Matt_Alaric 4 місяці тому +9

      I live in the UK, i think the health and safety people here would have a fit at people working under a stream of traffic.

    • @jeremysun7365
      @jeremysun7365 4 місяці тому +2

      that investment...

    • @AnnArborIsAWhore
      @AnnArborIsAWhore 4 місяці тому

      I'm sure it'd be expensive with the initial purchase but I've got to think that if a state were to buy a few they'd pay for themselves over time with the removal of the lost economic production that roadwork causes.

    • @armageddonready4071
      @armageddonready4071 4 місяці тому +8

      I feel like it would be a wise investment for the highway department, since they could work on the interstate all year long, even dead winter. Asphalt requires heat, so it would be warm under there if you close the sides.

  • @almightyegg8667
    @almightyegg8667 3 місяці тому +97

    3:55
    "You said there were three shots fired?"
    "No, I said he's shooting three pointers!"

  • @ringosis
    @ringosis 4 місяці тому +1276

    1:32 This really got me. The brothers teaching their little sister and trying to get her excited about thinking about consciousness and the girl visibly thinking about what they said then being delighted by it. They are all so excited by discovering what it is to be a person. What a profound moment.

    • @tist203
      @tist203 4 місяці тому +72

      I have the same conversations when I'm high af

    • @acook213
      @acook213 4 місяці тому +4

      Agreed. I love that clip.

    • @raresmircea7451
      @raresmircea7451 4 місяці тому +32

      Very curious what that was about. The girl seemed to say that she doesn’t control her hand (I know there are all sorts of exotic deviations from common human experience, even people that negate ownership over a certain limb) and the boys seemed to play a great psychological game in trying to make her "see" the situation from another point of view & achieve a greater degree of inner integration.

    • @velipulla3936
      @velipulla3936 4 місяці тому +15

      lmao it wasnt that deep😂

    • @weston06.
      @weston06. 4 місяці тому +1

      @@raresmircea7451tf

  • @KellyWolfTrico
    @KellyWolfTrico 4 місяці тому +504

    3:11 if anyone is curious about what the kid said, he said "mais" which means more in portuguese, the boy wanted to play more of that game he was in (the mother said: "quer mais? vamo mais" that means: "you want more? lets do more" thats how I know its portuguese)
    also 7 minute long video wth??? this is a blessing dude!!

    • @superdave354
      @superdave354 4 місяці тому +4

      He wanted more of that game he was in

    • @markkostka6897
      @markkostka6897 4 місяці тому

      No one was curious.

    • @PhillipAmthor
      @PhillipAmthor 4 місяці тому +7

      Mais means Corn in german. Like the long yellow things you eat

    • @superdave354
      @superdave354 4 місяці тому +1

      @@PhillipAmthor corn on the cob

    • @iridescent28
      @iridescent28 4 місяці тому +2

      Mais also means corn in Tagalog

  • @pbj1609
    @pbj1609 4 місяці тому +2970

    That haircut looks like he’s about to a silly dance for the king

  • @lil_ch3f106
    @lil_ch3f106 2 місяці тому +89

    0:14 every highschool got at least one of these guys

  • @oommenthms2728
    @oommenthms2728 4 місяці тому +1357

    2:54 that kids stacking instincts are at level 💯

    • @MrSnufflepump
      @MrSnufflepump 4 місяці тому +43

      The video appears to be reversed. The father has stacked the items, and the child is taking them off.

    • @fiatmultipla1
      @fiatmultipla1 4 місяці тому +25

      ​@MrSnufflepump i watched it a few times and I think it's actually reversed. How did you found out about that

    • @benselander1482
      @benselander1482 4 місяці тому +61

      @@MrSnufflepump the kids hand movements and eyes fixating on the task make it seem to me like it's not reversed. it's not that crazy difficult to do this, although I think it probably took several takes. doubt someone would take the time to fake the audio for something like this.

    • @Proefkonijntje
      @Proefkonijntje 4 місяці тому +72

      @@MrSnufflepump Nope, not reversed. Look closely at the water: after the cup has been placed on top of the stack, there's some sloshing of the water that quickly dies out. That wouldn't look like that if reversed.

    • @FlanylShirtman
      @FlanylShirtman 4 місяці тому

      No, it can't be! IT"S OVER 9000!

  • @DKofDAH
    @DKofDAH 4 місяці тому +1177

    6:05 looks more like the mom is weaning him off. Kangaroos can loosen their muscles around their pouch when the joey is old enough to be fine without it. But I could be wrong.

    • @nixsonhenderson
      @nixsonhenderson 4 місяці тому +176

      Had to put in the “could be wrong” just in case it ruined someone’s life 👍

    • @DKofDAH
      @DKofDAH 4 місяці тому +119

      @@nixsonhenderson ? Im just Not an expert.

    • @simon4321
      @simon4321 4 місяці тому +44

      ​@@DKofDAH it's a meme

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose 4 місяці тому +1

      Really!
      Wow!

    • @marigeobrien
      @marigeobrien 4 місяці тому +60

      Yes, I was thinking the only thing he doesn't understand is why he doesn't fit there anymore.

  • @echo4260
    @echo4260 4 місяці тому +1089

    6:04 That's exactly how the pouch works though - joey just getting too big to fit in now. All little roos go in head first and then flip around inside.

    • @orrling
      @orrling 3 місяці тому +12

      I felt so sorry for him/her! :(

    • @superyeah4ever2
      @superyeah4ever2 3 місяці тому +8

      @@orrling its a they/them

    • @tetracev
      @tetracev 3 місяці тому +16

      ​@@superyeah4ever2 What ?

    • @Laptican
      @Laptican 3 місяці тому +32

      @@superyeah4ever2 stop it

    • @tspooner01
      @tspooner01 3 місяці тому

      @@orrling god forbid you misgender a fucking kangaroo. how would you ever forgive yourself?

  • @lawierdwitch
    @lawierdwitch 3 місяці тому +17

    2:17 "Oh, fish!"
    he really wanted it ig LMAO

  • @joshuaowobbuffet3360
    @joshuaowobbuffet3360 4 місяці тому +1470

    3:14 he spelled the word "mais" which means more, he wants more time in the game

    • @Thoomas2001
      @Thoomas2001 4 місяці тому +165

      It's also the Dutch word for corn, so maybe he just wants to eat corn. At the very least I would love some corn rn...

    • @comedordetraps7337
      @comedordetraps7337 4 місяці тому +86

      ​@@Thoomas2001bro just yapping because hungry for corn 😆

    • @indecisiontree382
      @indecisiontree382 4 місяці тому +58

      ​​@@Thoomas2001good guess, but they are very certainly speaking Portuguese in the clip (it's even the accent from Rio de Janeiro) (I'm from Brazil)

    • @Thoomas2001
      @Thoomas2001 4 місяці тому +32

      @@indecisiontree382 I was joking :)

    • @Thoomas2001
      @Thoomas2001 4 місяці тому +30

      @@comedordetraps7337 Always hungry for corn.

  • @FlyntofRWBY
    @FlyntofRWBY 4 місяці тому +1479

    2:33 Nobody gonna mention how this guy made his microphone look like a WW2 German hand grenade?

    • @fategoodrax7559
      @fategoodrax7559 4 місяці тому +124

      I thought he was going to use the grenade to fix the car somehow

    • @mateubalcells9294
      @mateubalcells9294 4 місяці тому +29

      It probably would have been better than what he did…

    • @9ofNine
      @9ofNine 4 місяці тому +44

      pretty sure it is a ww2 german hand grenade (not live) with a microphone taped to it

    • @many_lives4925
      @many_lives4925 4 місяці тому +21

      I thought it was just a grenade 😂 like he didn't have a mic so just grabbed something that looked like one.

    • @foxtailzerda9108
      @foxtailzerda9108 4 місяці тому +11

      For real, I thought he was using the Ullapool Caber for a second.

  • @benjuzie
    @benjuzie 4 місяці тому +2921

    Loved that rare blooper at the end, moar bloopers!

    • @DailyDoseOfInternet
      @DailyDoseOfInternet  4 місяці тому +801

      It has to come naturally! It can’t be forced!

    • @parikalanyantra69
      @parikalanyantra69 4 місяці тому +36

      Moar bloopers plz

    • @rl_danny
      @rl_danny 4 місяці тому +25

      @@DailyDoseOfInternet You gotta do a face reveal
      Edit: I guess he already has nevermind!

    • @mapIetheplayfull
      @mapIetheplayfull 4 місяці тому +2

      @@DailyDoseOfInternetit’s awesome

    • @SifiVR
      @SifiVR 4 місяці тому

      @@rl_dannybroooo he has goofy just look it up

  • @OculiCorvus
    @OculiCorvus 12 днів тому +4

    1:51 And that was the soul crushing moment in which she realized she had total culpability for her own actions...

  • @flowahpawah5397
    @flowahpawah5397 4 місяці тому +502

    3:47 Can confirm, this is very accurate. We also launch with swords and sometimes we use helmets for the looks, not for saftey

    • @Alphacheesehunter
      @Alphacheesehunter 4 місяці тому +5

      Pfft. We all know you guys are trying to cleave open the heavens. Admittedly, it is pretty beastly.

    • @broodiestsnow02
      @broodiestsnow02 3 місяці тому +2

      Ya’ll are crazy for trying to fight water smh

    • @Alphacheesehunter
      @Alphacheesehunter 3 місяці тому +3

      @broodiestsnow02 You don't want be shot out of a giant slingshot with an axe? Imagine the choppitude.

  • @adammullarkey4996
    @adammullarkey4996 4 місяці тому +261

    6:32 Was anyone else expecting it to jump straight back in?

    • @SheIsntHer
      @SheIsntHer 4 місяці тому +7

      like the sheep one?

    • @Ethelberd
      @Ethelberd 4 місяці тому +8

      Yeah deer are as dumb as dirt, they're prone to making the same mistakes repeatedly

  • @iropthegamer726
    @iropthegamer726 4 місяці тому +744

    1:26 OPEN TOAD SANDALS I'M DYING 💀

    • @bethanytalbot2445
      @bethanytalbot2445 4 місяці тому +32

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS APPRECIATION

    • @joespkr8715
      @joespkr8715 4 місяці тому +1

      Could you explain?

    • @wessselly
      @wessselly 4 місяці тому +36

      ​@@joespkr8715 it's a pun on "open toed sandals"

    • @iropthegamer726
      @iropthegamer726 4 місяці тому +5

      @@joespkr8715 open toad sandals

    • @yellowcatmonkey
      @yellowcatmonkey 4 місяці тому +4

      🤣 thank you 💖i didn't see what was in there so came looking for answers

  • @ViviLand
    @ViviLand 3 місяці тому +32

    3:37 Imagine having a huge spider in your bed just chilling

  • @clnne
    @clnne 4 місяці тому +228

    the hibachi guy joining on the couch is such a great development

  • @toad1414
    @toad1414 4 місяці тому +2253

    Some people can rock that mediaeval-type haircut. That first guy definitely does.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 4 місяці тому +64

      Only if he wants to be a monk 😅

    • @cyby124
      @cyby124 4 місяці тому +3

      alive and real nether skygen is alive
      bot found
      bot eaten by nether skygen
      this action was performed by nether skygen. i am a good bot

    • @cyby124
      @cyby124 4 місяці тому +7

      he can fix it by doing a buzz cut instead of going bald

    • @MsSarahJosephine
      @MsSarahJosephine 4 місяці тому +4

      Take off the glasses and he's literally the brother from Paranorman 🤣

    • @george1717
      @george1717 4 місяці тому

      @@AUTTP-y9ygood bot

  • @gregoryboatswain1605
    @gregoryboatswain1605 4 місяці тому +265

    3:55 forget about protecting, you just got served.

  • @altuck4x4
    @altuck4x4 3 місяці тому +1

    Still the best channel on UA-cam ever. No rubbish, click bait, stupid voiceovers, nothing. This is great enough said. 👍

  • @Blank-ish
    @Blank-ish 4 місяці тому +410

    Open *toad* sandals got me laughing for no reason💀

  • @Ocro555
    @Ocro555 4 місяці тому +486

    Petition to have DDOI guy include bloopers in every single one of his videos from now on.

    • @dragoncubes1074
      @dragoncubes1074 4 місяці тому +7

      YES!

    • @Cri18m
      @Cri18m 4 місяці тому +3

      YEEEESS

    • @feijoada5415
      @feijoada5415 3 місяці тому +2

      the problem is that he is so good there is almost never bloopers

  • @JerseySlayer
    @JerseySlayer 4 місяці тому +297

    6:51 that sound is the end of the towel breaking the sound barrier. For real

    • @Давид-н5ч6в
      @Давид-н5ч6в 4 місяці тому +2

      Это просто полотенце об железку ударилось

    • @Haneiul_io
      @Haneiul_io 4 місяці тому

      When that man becomes a father, the ass whoopings are gonna hit different

    • @MSSynsyterGates
      @MSSynsyterGates 4 місяці тому +12

      yeah that is terrifying. He's breaking skin with that one

    • @6vnoplananvjlkfnl
      @6vnoplananvjlkfnl 4 місяці тому +7

      MASTER DONT HURT ME

    • @alien3200
      @alien3200 4 місяці тому +4

      COOL, NOW GET BACK TO WORK

  • @whi2gan
    @whi2gan 3 місяці тому +17

    [ 1:02 ] The truest definition of sofa surfing🛋

  • @EMLtheViewer
    @EMLtheViewer 4 місяці тому +156

    6:16 That dog is the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen

  • @JamesLawner
    @JamesLawner 4 місяці тому +358

    The kitten meowing in their sleep was adorable! 😭

    • @abuttnugget6753
      @abuttnugget6753 4 місяці тому

      We hear the secrets that she keeps
      when she meows in her sleep. :3

    • @Pindeckoo1
      @Pindeckoo1 4 місяці тому +1

      Yeah

    • @eyesee2339
      @eyesee2339 4 місяці тому

      Maybe a clean blanket would help that kitten not have nightmares? Just saying.

  • @PIurn
    @PIurn 4 місяці тому +227

    3:54 That officer protected and SERVED that dude.

    • @ColeHaggadone
      @ColeHaggadone 4 місяці тому +5

      lol

    • @Bruce.-Wayne
      @Bruce.-Wayne 4 місяці тому +1

      That office probably yelled And 1 after he made that basket...😊

  • @Acupofwater_WAW
    @Acupofwater_WAW 3 місяці тому +26

    2:09 I wouldn't let that slide bruh I would go feral

    • @rishabhthakur8112
      @rishabhthakur8112 2 місяці тому

      plus he had to pay for that shit after checking out

  • @slavadoggo1782
    @slavadoggo1782 4 місяці тому +226

    0:14 “We steal THE MOON”🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Torpedobob01
    @Torpedobob01 4 місяці тому +189

    1:29 the Dad found the perfect opportunity for a joke, gotta love em

    • @stavkous4963
      @stavkous4963 3 місяці тому +3

      O p e n t o a d s a n d a l s

    • @Memefan
      @Memefan 3 місяці тому

      Dad joke+The way it’s said=comedy

  • @TheFilmFanatic_Handle
    @TheFilmFanatic_Handle 4 місяці тому +310

    7:02 Wait a second I think this is the first time Ive ever heard you laugh

    • @JDUB29624
      @JDUB29624 4 місяці тому +23

      Right!!!! Loved that tidbit at the end.

    • @U.K.N
      @U.K.N 4 місяці тому +5

      So im not the only person who noticed that

    • @ErykRoll
      @ErykRoll 4 місяці тому +6

      Bruh y’all must be really new in this channel then

    • @GeorgeG-is6ov
      @GeorgeG-is6ov 4 місяці тому +5

      most emotion I've ever heard in his voice

    • @shadydaemon4178
      @shadydaemon4178 4 місяці тому

      It’s not the first! 😂

  • @leoo-kt9nf
    @leoo-kt9nf 3 місяці тому +24

    0:36 truly an italian moment😂

  • @0trax0n0fficial
    @0trax0n0fficial 4 місяці тому +179

    0:13 bro really has the "Let it die, Let it die, Let it shrivel up and-" haircut💀

    • @B3RSERKED
      @B3RSERKED 4 місяці тому +10

      yoooOUUU GREEdy DIRTbaAAG

    • @BlueVestGaming
      @BlueVestGaming 4 місяці тому +7

      “ohh yeah, vector”

    • @kish45
      @kish45 4 місяці тому +4

      Squid launcher oh yeah!

    • @Xfrtrex
      @Xfrtrex 4 місяці тому +1

      "bro really-" *SHUT. UP.*

    • @deondrex18k
      @deondrex18k 3 місяці тому +1

      Bro got the Tyler 1 haircut 💀

  • @Gritrix
    @Gritrix 4 місяці тому +41

    Please keep putting bloopers in , they are funny! Thanks for video man.

  • @snehasowmy7226
    @snehasowmy7226 4 місяці тому +30

    Love how your videos are a bit different this year with their length and different themes and stuff. Really entertaining stuff :)

  • @jordanianman57505
    @jordanianman57505 20 днів тому +4

    2:47 bro thinks she's a baby villager

  • @RedGuardian787
    @RedGuardian787 4 місяці тому +84

    5:21 The baby squirrels said, you trim our tree, now you’re the tree homie 😂

  • @Balto9hbm
    @Balto9hbm 4 місяці тому +293

    2:34 no I’m gonna talk about how this guy is using a grenade as a microphone

    • @jingex7816
      @jingex7816 4 місяці тому +53

      Don't act like you don't have a Stielhandgranate laying around as standard video production equipment.

    • @Spongey6
      @Spongey6 4 місяці тому +4

      Didn’t notice

    • @panzerivausfg4062
      @panzerivausfg4062 4 місяці тому +2

      Bro, i thought he was gonna toss it into the car

    • @wingedbluj1674
      @wingedbluj1674 4 місяці тому +6

      The Ulapool Caber

    • @nova8747
      @nova8747 4 місяці тому +3

      @@wingedbluj1674 Average Demoman main irl:

  • @xaviershah3159
    @xaviershah3159 4 місяці тому +267

    3:50 Bro was going for the Loch Ness Monster💀

    • @Boogietron2000
      @Boogietron2000 4 місяці тому +18

      Real life Kratos right there

    • @jakowako7157
      @jakowako7157 4 місяці тому +3

      Not unless that's in 🇳🇴

    • @rowzee_sidon7813
      @rowzee_sidon7813 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@Boogietron2000 I thought the exact same thing. Kratos really do be flying like that too 😭

    • @mafiaboss4194
      @mafiaboss4194 4 місяці тому +4

      Valhallaaaaa

    • @NoahBerzerk
      @NoahBerzerk 4 місяці тому

      @@jakowako7157 what

  • @oof3821
    @oof3821 3 місяці тому +4

    0:09 CoolManVan showing up after watching his videos is a sign from god to harrass people to tears on rust

  • @ThePastTheorists
    @ThePastTheorists 4 місяці тому +196

    7:00 rare clip of DDoI laughing

  • @DevotedDisciple-x
    @DevotedDisciple-x 4 місяці тому +179

    That bridge almost makes me mad. Not because I dislike it, but rather I'm thinking, "how did I not think of that?"

    • @Karttibone
      @Karttibone 4 місяці тому +14

      It's goddamn expensive but yeah Swiss authorities, especially on a gov contract have that kinda money.

    • @Catherinzsl
      @Catherinzsl 4 місяці тому +20

      ​@@KarttiboneI'm sure it's expensive, but when you consider the cost and time associated with conventional traffic management for roadworks, it looks like the bridge would pay for itself pretty quickly.

    • @squishyshelli
      @squishyshelli 4 місяці тому +13

      I was thinking "why is that not everywhere?!" But then realized not all governments are smart like that...

    • @Z38_US
      @Z38_US 4 місяці тому

      @@Catherinzsl They don't care how expensive it is. In a lot of countries the only way to keep getting new governmental funds is to use the money they gave you for that year which is why there is so much construction everywhere, especially near the end of the year so it's actually good that it's more expensive.
      Anything else does not matter.

  • @Roze_aye
    @Roze_aye 4 місяці тому +55

    honestly though. the whole closing your hand thing with the little girl is wild. because youre not thinking about moving your muscles, or the neurons, or the nerves, or any of that. youre just doing it. but youre still in control of doing it

    • @Esmene.
      @Esmene. 4 місяці тому +6

      God is great 🙌🏻

    • @candymixon7011
      @candymixon7011 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Esmene.what does that have to do with that comment?

    • @Esmene.
      @Esmene. 2 місяці тому +1

      @@candymixon7011 has everything to do with it, because God designed and created us to the finest detail.

  • @Diamon_sword1
    @Diamon_sword1 Місяць тому +2

    3:43 as an actual Norwegian i can indeed confirm this is how we go to space, that guy was just going to the international space-station orbiting earth, no stress :)

  • @jasonr8525
    @jasonr8525 4 місяці тому +248

    imagine having to explain to the hotel that you did not in fact take anything from the hotel mini bar and that a monkey actually broke in and stole it

    • @Shresthasaksham265
      @Shresthasaksham265 4 місяці тому +39

      Imagine not having to explain because he can just show the footage

    • @Yu-Gi-Oh36508
      @Yu-Gi-Oh36508 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@Shresthasaksham265 Imagine if he didn't, though

    • @__archermaster__8790
      @__archermaster__8790 4 місяці тому +6

      imagine all the people, living for today

    • @aerisgainsborough2141
      @aerisgainsborough2141 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Shresthasaksham265 still liable, the door wasn't locked.

    • @terminallove3531
      @terminallove3531 4 місяці тому

      ​@@aerisgainsborough2141
      Monkeys can learn to open doors.

  • @ETphonehome123
    @ETphonehome123 4 місяці тому +60

    Open "TOAD"..... sandal's really does follow through with its meaning....🤣

  • @jillwilliams7342
    @jillwilliams7342 4 місяці тому +66

    6.41 Mama deer turns around, "I told you not to get so close to the edge!"

    • @Aaron.Thomas
      @Aaron.Thomas 4 місяці тому +8

      "How did you escape? They almost captured you!"

    • @bvillebikelady3651
      @bvillebikelady3651 4 місяці тому +5

      "I can't take you anywhere !"

  • @chedderburg
    @chedderburg Місяць тому +1

    1:31 she’s actually right in a lot of ways you don’t consciously control every micro movement of your hand. Most of the time your hand is doing some thing that you’re not actively controlling. For kids, it can be touching things even though they know they shouldn’t and they don’t really want to but their hands do

  • @thegoodygames
    @thegoodygames 4 місяці тому +92

    2:33 so nobody is going to talk about how he is holding a hand grenade instead of a microphone?

    • @echung168
      @echung168 4 місяці тому +4

      at least he got the dent out 😂😂

    • @streled5361
      @streled5361 3 місяці тому +4

      Specifically a stick grenade

  • @supplement420
    @supplement420 4 місяці тому +180

    6:26 looks more like the dog is watching himself in the camera display...might be a real smart dog who is self-aware.

    • @Uthael_Kileanea
      @Uthael_Kileanea 4 місяці тому +2

      It doesn't take real smarts to be self-aware. Most dogs are.

    • @Dethmeister
      @Dethmeister 4 місяці тому

      Probably there is a sound being used that they know the dog reacts to like that. That's why there's no sound on the original video.

    • @Thetarget1
      @Thetarget1 4 місяці тому

      It is listening to something. Dogs tilt their head like that when they are trying to identify a sound.
      The cannot recognise themselves in mirrors.

  • @bobertblobert7812
    @bobertblobert7812 4 місяці тому +110

    The bridge and road construction idea is absolutely brilliant! Imagine how much time that would save in big cities with heavy traffic. No one would be late for work anymore.

    • @SweetCandyDragon
      @SweetCandyDragon 4 місяці тому +4

      Ehhhhh
      That’s seems a bit too hopeful for the big cities in America

    • @preimasurance
      @preimasurance 3 місяці тому

      i agree :)

  • @Alternate4444
    @Alternate4444 27 днів тому +1

    5:32 Nah he's lucky he ain't getting stung. If I were to do that, an entire army of bees would be mad at me.

  • @zimownik
    @zimownik 4 місяці тому +121

    5:46 that's not a bumblebee that's a cockchafer and they are literally harmless

    • @justayoutuber1906
      @justayoutuber1906 4 місяці тому +1

      I once had a cockchafer. God, I miss her.

    • @PhillipParr
      @PhillipParr 4 місяці тому +40

      I dread to ask how it got that name.

    • @ayrtonstudios7928
      @ayrtonstudios7928 4 місяці тому

      cockchafer 😂

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 4 місяці тому +26

      @@PhillipParr well, you see, when a mommy chafer and a daddy chafer love each other very much...

    • @Thailerr
      @Thailerr 4 місяці тому +3

      It's a what??!

  • @rosenrot234
    @rosenrot234 4 місяці тому +114

    3:11 Oh he is getting SO MANY good Dad points for that

    • @johnnyb4631
      @johnnyb4631 4 місяці тому +5

      yeah, there's definitely no better way to show the alphabet ... I mean like a mobile phone or even paper -how lame would that be, right?

    • @TheRecreator3865
      @TheRecreator3865 4 місяці тому +8

      You can't forget to bring your hand somewhere, though, as you can with paper and phones. It's also really annoying to have to pull out, unlock, and open an app on a phone.

    • @WhiskyMystery
      @WhiskyMystery 4 місяці тому +2

      @@TheRecreator3865 I did wonder about common sign language

    • @penguin44ca
      @penguin44ca 4 місяці тому

      I just wondered why not paper

    • @WhiskyMystery
      @WhiskyMystery 4 місяці тому

      @@penguin44ca doesnt work when swimming

  • @nemonthelemon
    @nemonthelemon 4 місяці тому +526

    “we messed up, we gotta go bald.”

    • @cyby124
      @cyby124 4 місяці тому +1

      bro gonna look even worse bald

    • @Mr.M.DelhiWala
      @Mr.M.DelhiWala 4 місяці тому +3

      Clean slate 🧘🏻‍♂️

    • @MrEntaray
      @MrEntaray 4 місяці тому +1

      "By the king, ye must go monkth."

  • @ScientistCat
    @ScientistCat 3 місяці тому

    Lots of really great things in this one.
    Like the road bridge, keeps traffic flowing and keeps workers safe. Or the dad who tattoo'd the alphabet on his arm, so his speech impaired kid can just Ouja board what they wanna say.
    Oh also, "open toad sandals" - I gotta write that down for later use. The guys that dive in a chain are really impressive too.
    Almost forgot to mention the car dent trick, you really got me good

  • @coolmanvan
    @coolmanvan 4 місяці тому +110

    0:01 hey that’s me 😀

    • @Altitonus
      @Altitonus 4 місяці тому +12

      It was surprising finding you here, bro even made it to the thumbnail. Dude I love your content. Wish you would post more often!

    • @SAMIAMFNX
      @SAMIAMFNX 4 місяці тому +1

      W

    • @thebussypresident7085
      @thebussypresident7085 4 місяці тому

      You’re famous now, you don’t have to make any more rust vids

    • @riot7695
      @riot7695 4 місяці тому +1

      Love your rust videos bro, you’re funny af

    • @daallaad
      @daallaad 4 місяці тому +1

      What a good looking head

  • @rackaribs
    @rackaribs 4 місяці тому +34

    I didn't realize that this video was 7 minutes until it was over. More like this please!

    • @Gambit771
      @Gambit771 4 місяці тому +1

      It was 7 minutes?

  • @descai10
    @descai10 4 місяці тому +358

    1:20 discombobulate

    • @crazyjay6331
      @crazyjay6331 4 місяці тому +3

      😂

    • @bearpowder8807
      @bearpowder8807 4 місяці тому +3

      awesome reference

    • @freddiesimmons1394
      @freddiesimmons1394 4 місяці тому +4

      Crazy how i read it in his voice after all these years

    • @Jecht2024
      @Jecht2024 4 місяці тому +1

      Underrated comment lol this made me laugh rewatching with the time stamp.

    • @roachy72
      @roachy72 4 місяці тому +4

      discombobuturtle

  • @HAZDINhotel-j1l
    @HAZDINhotel-j1l 2 місяці тому +6

    0:31 I just wanna be part of your symphony

    • @MegaSraczkaBS
      @MegaSraczkaBS 10 днів тому +1

      will you hold me tight and not let go

  • @emmanueljasonjayden5246
    @emmanueljasonjayden5246 4 місяці тому +52

    1:35 You telling me, her entire life, she's been like-
    "JARVIS, close hand, please."

  • @sarahmayne7923
    @sarahmayne7923 4 місяці тому +104

    1:25 Those toad-ally awesome sandals make me hoppy! I hope they leap into fashion soon.

  • @pat2rick26
    @pat2rick26 4 місяці тому +99

    First guy went from Shaggy in the Scooby Doo movie to Vector from Despicable me 💀

    • @jaynitrox3783
      @jaynitrox3783 Місяць тому

      It looks like a oliver tree for me 0:15

  • @Nightshade_88
    @Nightshade_88 День тому +1

    BRO WE NEED MORE BLOOPERS LIKE THAT IM DYING RN

  • @HeeLee_
    @HeeLee_ 4 місяці тому +15

    7 minute long video WITH bloopers are just so amazing, love your videos!

  • @JoshWebster327
    @JoshWebster327 4 місяці тому +43

    That guy just needs to wear an orange jumper and say “OHHH YEEAAAAHHHH You just got Vectored” and he’ll be fine

  • @Telkhine122
    @Telkhine122 4 місяці тому +119

    0:44 *do not attempt*
    "aw mannnn"
    climbs out of spinning sand death pit

    • @DSCKottawa
      @DSCKottawa 4 місяці тому +3

      Are they filming Dune?

    • @SweetCandyDragon
      @SweetCandyDragon 4 місяці тому

      Ya know what, that probably was for Dune
      It makes sense

  • @Diamon_sword1
    @Diamon_sword1 Місяць тому +4

    1:57 the voices got to it in it's sleep 💀

    • @Zander-t1c
      @Zander-t1c Місяць тому +1

      That’s crazy, bro must’ve seen some stuff💀

  • @Melaramaa
    @Melaramaa 4 місяці тому +592

    0:19 Why didnt the camera person say anything about the fucking ram BARRELING towards them HELLOOO ??

    • @pyromaniac456
      @pyromaniac456 4 місяці тому +39

      they couldn've won 250 quid on you've been framed

    • @tt600pch
      @tt600pch 4 місяці тому +38

      Either in shock or "Let's see how this plays out?"

    • @JequinnRoland
      @JequinnRoland 4 місяці тому

      @@tt600pchhi

    • @va-v
      @va-v 4 місяці тому +100

      They seemed surprised about it too, so I'm assuming they were focusing on the little kid or the chicken and didn't notice the ram until it tried to take down the kid.
      Now whether that's hyperfocus or a lack of focus is beyond me.

    • @addison_v_ertisement1678
      @addison_v_ertisement1678 4 місяці тому

      That's not an excuse.​@@tt600pch

  • @thejohnhopkinscompany9599
    @thejohnhopkinscompany9599 4 місяці тому +357

    The Dad having a tattoo of the alphabet to help his non-verbal son is one of the most kind and clever things I've seen.

    • @nicholas-dv1mg
      @nicholas-dv1mg 4 місяці тому +8

      yea, but he can also just use an iphone or tablet's keyboard

    • @ffpedro
      @ffpedro 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@nicholas-dv1mg oh, really?

    • @rawrs937
      @rawrs937 4 місяці тому +9

      Or write it on a piece of paper and keep it in your pocket. Dad clearly wants props for being a “good dad”,

    • @grammy_hnng
      @grammy_hnng 4 місяці тому +40

      guys stop being so pessimistic, the dad just wanted to help his son and thats it

    • @Man-st1pc
      @Man-st1pc 4 місяці тому +3

      This shit is literally an ouija board lmfao

  • @Mr.Mimic_MSM
    @Mr.Mimic_MSM 4 місяці тому +87

    3:46 bro is training to be real-life Kratos

  • @Invialed
    @Invialed 19 днів тому +1

    5:15 "Don't make me turn this car around" aah energy

  • @memesouls8653
    @memesouls8653 4 місяці тому +61

    Ngl I will say he’s probably one of the only people who could rock that hair cut and make it look normalish

  • @TheEpicHotdog123
    @TheEpicHotdog123 4 місяці тому +166

    2:18
    "Do you catch fish by hand?"
    "No I catch fish by mouth"

    • @titteryenot4524
      @titteryenot4524 4 місяці тому

      This was fake. There’s no way on God’s Earth that happened.

    • @RedstoneNinja99
      @RedstoneNinja99 4 місяці тому

      Please do not hurt fish they have every right to be free from pain and distress as you do

    • @monkeeboy830
      @monkeeboy830 4 місяці тому +2

      @@RedstoneNinja99 mmm tasty

    • @MamadNobari
      @MamadNobari 4 місяці тому

      @@RedstoneNinja99 what's the fish gonna do, sue me for taking his liberty and rights in the court?

    • @creepixx7953
      @creepixx7953 3 місяці тому

      Fish was already dead, he didnt catch it with his mouth, he put it in his mouth while in the water

  • @anotherlover6954
    @anotherlover6954 4 місяці тому +62

    3:00 100 pts to the Dad for going with it.

  • @AlexandruTamas-w8x
    @AlexandruTamas-w8x 3 місяці тому

    7:00 The most honest and funny laugh, keep it up man

  • @DarkSchneider7
    @DarkSchneider7 4 місяці тому +27

    @DailyDoseOfInternet The dad who tattooed the alphabet on his arm for his autistic son... honestly, that act of love should've been first on the list. That's true dedication and love. ❤️
    As another father of a non-verbal autistic son, autism needs more awareness. Thank you for sharing!

    • @mom2artists
      @mom2artists 4 місяці тому

      Tattoo cheaper than ProLoQuo or whatever that software is called on a smart device

  • @jordin_schell
    @jordin_schell 4 місяці тому +65

    I love the cops that just stop and play with you in a quick game of basketball or volleyball 😂

  • @Adurite
    @Adurite 4 місяці тому +741

    Bro's haircut went from bad to worse 😭

    • @rivergamertv9702
      @rivergamertv9702 4 місяці тому +18

      amazing haircut tho

    • @cyby124
      @cyby124 4 місяці тому

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    • @smoban
      @smoban 4 місяці тому +19

      whats wrong with the first one?

    • @sirrichel9155
      @sirrichel9155 4 місяці тому +5

      Thats far from the worst haircut he has had

    • @Franwow
      @Franwow 4 місяці тому +5

      WE LOVE VAN
      AND HIS HAIRCUT

  • @shanecunningham5802
    @shanecunningham5802 3 місяці тому

    OMG!! Please continue to add any bloopers you have, that was priceless! LoL

  • @Mufc479
    @Mufc479 4 місяці тому +6

    Since I found your channel around 3-4 years ago I've watched every video you've uploaded! Literally the only channel which could make me do that!

  • @ArataShizunai
    @ArataShizunai 4 місяці тому +152

    That woman just saved the child on time! 😥😥

    • @matss.1195
      @matss.1195 4 місяці тому +15

      this could have been rly bad

    • @ShawnXPS
      @ShawnXPS 4 місяці тому +12

      Yeah, it's crazy that the cameraman didn't say anything.

    • @MrChris00078
      @MrChris00078 4 місяці тому +10

      ​@@ShawnXPS The person recording didn't think of warning her about the goat she's directly pointing her camera at for 3 seconds lmfao - I sure hope she doesn't have a driver's licence.

    • @matthewetmoi8436
      @matthewetmoi8436 4 місяці тому

      in time

    • @Window4503
      @Window4503 4 місяці тому +3

      @@MrChris00078…the cameraperson was focused on the kid though. The sheep is only obvious to you because you’re watching through a screen, not actively filming, and are already informed by the context. Unless they were told to watch for running sheep, why would they be looking for it? Maybe don’t judge someone’s in-the-moment abilities based on your personal situation.

  • @ravennova_
    @ravennova_ 3 місяці тому

    I loved the lil blooper at the end! It was so precious to hear! 🥺💜

  • @emreo49
    @emreo49 4 місяці тому +26

    It's definitely the dad who booked that hotel room 5:00

  • @TheGoodWario
    @TheGoodWario 4 місяці тому +50

    "Hi, Front Desk? I want to dispute a Mini-Bar Bill."

  • @Lizardman76
    @Lizardman76 4 місяці тому +36

    Seeing a couch being driven is a dream come true

    • @artthounasty5877
      @artthounasty5877 4 місяці тому +1

      I'd like an arm chair to drive around on smaller roads xD

    • @Lizardman76
      @Lizardman76 4 місяці тому +1

      @@artthounasty5877 That’s just a wish come true right there if that happens

  • @padmeamidala6850
    @padmeamidala6850 Місяць тому +4

    5:24 Disney princess behavior

  • @user-h27r53v4k
    @user-h27r53v4k 4 місяці тому +163

    0:18 This woman was literally filming it come right at the child and didn't say a single word lmao

    • @LiikenneKuvaus_Katt
      @LiikenneKuvaus_Katt 4 місяці тому +11

      I also agree that it's stupid to just record and not say anything but no need be sexist and bring gender to it lol

    • @serapheid3669
      @serapheid3669 4 місяці тому +24

      Narrow attention span probably. If she was only focusing on the kid, no way she would’ve noticed as well. You can tell from multiple surprised reactions heard from the recording

    • @keithcozart987
      @keithcozart987 4 місяці тому +25

      @@LiikenneKuvaus_Katthuh he just said woman

    • @LiikenneKuvaus_Katt
      @LiikenneKuvaus_Katt 4 місяці тому +42

      @@keithcozart987 he edited the comment but before he said at the end of the comment "women☕" before
      But it's okay since he edited I just feel that you can state opinions without being rude to any

    • @mauricemotoman3305
      @mauricemotoman3305 4 місяці тому

      Sexist? If a woman was recording it's a woman ok? No sexism here​@@LiikenneKuvaus_Katt