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  • @yveltal825
    @yveltal825 3 роки тому +136

    Human: *annihilates a galactic threat* Was that a training thing?
    Alien: *silent fear*

  • @alexluckham6622
    @alexluckham6622 3 роки тому +534

    you know if there was something in this story's universe that humans considered a threat then we still have humanity's greatest form of art to show the galaxy. THE ART OF WAR.

    • @thewyrm4201
      @thewyrm4201 3 роки тому +47

      "I stand alone, gazing upon the battlefield
      Wasteland, is all thats left after a fight."

    • @majestichotwings6974
      @majestichotwings6974 3 роки тому +25

      @@thewyrm4201 “and now I’m searching a new to defeat my enemies. Bloodshed, I’ve seen enough of death and pain”
      It’s a banger for sure

    • @widdershins5383
      @widdershins5383 3 роки тому +7

      Time to WAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!! Get it right humie lol

    • @mstrfool
      @mstrfool 3 роки тому +1

      Worse... The art of tentacle porn....

    • @majestichotwings6974
      @majestichotwings6974 3 роки тому +14

      @@mstrfool “it’s called ‘hentai,’ and it’s art” - Stanley, “the office”

  • @alexs5814
    @alexs5814 3 роки тому +313

    Underrated comment from the original reddit site!!!! written by Danjiano
    Human
    > "Alright sir, here's your 1000:1 scale model of the Bismarck."
    < "You mean 1:1000, right?"
    > "What?"
    on a related note:
    Great read and thank you for bringing the story to my attention!

    • @firedirewolf
      @firedirewolf 3 роки тому +44

      i just think of the ghost buster's scene with slimer "i'm sorry, i can put it right back"
      *ENTIRE COUNCIL jumping up out of their seats, many injuries and broken limbs from some falling from rafters and stuff*
      "NO! NOO!! OH GODS NO!! NNOOOOOOOO"

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +27

      A pleasure , glad you enjoyed it

    • @tarrantwolf
      @tarrantwolf 2 місяці тому +1

      182:1 scale assuming the "aircraft carrier sized crew" refered to a Nimitz class carrier. The Bismark would have been about 28.3 miles long.

  • @gingercore69
    @gingercore69 3 роки тому +362

    As a human artist, i can confirm that, given enough resources, we would do that kind of shit... Loved the video

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +35

      glad you enjoyed

    • @aleisterlavey9716
      @aleisterlavey9716 2 роки тому +18

      Yeah, I totally would build a star system sized King Kong to fight your star system sized Godzilla, given I would have the means for it.
      Or a star system sized Donkey Kong?
      Doesn't matter, as long giant Space Ape!

    • @Azurath100
      @Azurath100 2 роки тому +11

      @@aleisterlavey9716 don't forget, since void can't make sound you'd have to give the roar an atmosphere or simulate when watching.

    • @aleisterlavey9716
      @aleisterlavey9716 2 роки тому +15

      @@Azurath100 instead of acoustic vibrations, my giant space ape roars in gravity waves and therefore vacuum has no effect.

    • @Azurath100
      @Azurath100 2 роки тому +10

      @@aleisterlavey9716 epic

  • @chiisan3776
    @chiisan3776 3 роки тому +295

    Tell me, who felt shivers down on yer spine when the "Battleship" was rotating its cannon

    • @artbrann
      @artbrann 3 роки тому +23

      I REALLY expected it to be a recreation of the Space Battleship Yamato, including the Wave Motion Gun, right up till they started describing it

    • @nunya3163
      @nunya3163 Рік тому +3

      @@artbrann I had the Star Blazers theme playing in my head, and could see the Yamato turning to fire.

    • @westcoaststacker569
      @westcoaststacker569 Рік тому +3

      @@artbrann Agreed, I was expecting Space Battleship Yamato also.
      For the algo.

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute Рік тому +1

      @@artbrann To be fair, as a history and shipwreck geek, I made some embarrassing glee noises at the "model" Bismarck. And with the resources, I'd totally build one myself. And a "model" of the original Yamato, too. Those were some pretty sweet ships, albeit on the wrong side of the war.

  • @CidGaius
    @CidGaius 3 роки тому +307

    I thought I was clever, I really did.
    I began wearing sandals and slippers exclusively. I threw out all my socks and smugly refused to add a like to this video. Not because I didn’t like it, but because I thought it foolish to believe in a sock stealing Nanite Swarm.
    I was wrong. It was I who was the fool.
    After watching this video and not leaving a like, I heard a knock on my door.
    There floating in front of me as I opened the door… was a brand new pair of socks. The most perfect pair of socks I had ever seen, no description I give could capture their beauty.
    Weeping as I reached out towards them one of the socks disappeared in a silvery grey cloud, leaving me with only one.
    The nanites had made the most perfect pair of socks in the history of mankind.
    They had done it so they could finally steal my other sock.

    • @seanrobert9661
      @seanrobert9661 3 роки тому +19

      Fksrgen nanites

    • @sammarino7357
      @sammarino7357 3 роки тому +36

      You fell for the bait I prefer sandals and keep my socks behind a air tight laser point defense Safe with only one way in and out with the entire corridor filled with mini emp charges theres… wait oh no the safes gone… MY SOCKS

    • @dm_katy2263
      @dm_katy2263 3 роки тому +15

      How did this comment not recieve a heart yet???

    • @firedirewolf
      @firedirewolf 3 роки тому +12

      holy crap that is some brilliant NFY, them nanites are probably operating whole dyson spheres and star systems just to make huge think tanks, twas inevitable, they may have even have gone back in time to do it, but for you, they made a special case to break that soul, we were unprepared for this level of readiness...

    • @CidGaius
      @CidGaius 3 роки тому +6

      @@dm_katy2263 it’s all the nanites fault!

  • @yeetusdeletus2756
    @yeetusdeletus2756 3 роки тому +283

    Man, imagine if this version of humanity actually deemed something a threat enough to fight it with full force.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +61

      no more universe

    • @matthewklestinski7030
      @matthewklestinski7030 3 роки тому +23

      "Now is zee time on Sprockets.."

    • @d4h836
      @d4h836 3 роки тому +33

      Now imagine the entirety of human imagination and art from our entire existence vs one single target.
      It would barely be a war

    • @missjayspeechley9213
      @missjayspeechley9213 3 роки тому +12

      The other races would be leaving the galaxy so quick, I doubt they'd even stop to pack

    • @LockandLoad79
      @LockandLoad79 3 роки тому +11

      Humanity will start Throwing Galaxies at the threat. Like the ancient(at the time settings of this fiction) literature of Gurren Lagann.

  • @demonelf2094
    @demonelf2094 3 роки тому +105

    Bismark in motion, King of the Ocean.

    • @AViewCado69420
      @AViewCado69420 3 роки тому +15

      HE WAS MADE TO RULE THE WAVE ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS!

    • @greenrena8503
      @greenrena8503 3 роки тому +12

      TO LEAD THE WAR MACHINE!

    • @craftysmithkeith3653
      @craftysmithkeith3653 3 роки тому +8

      A BEAST MADE OF STEEL

    • @weasley7273
      @weasley7273 3 роки тому +6

      THE BISMARK AND THE KRIEFS MARINE!

    • @tachyon8317
      @tachyon8317 3 роки тому +8

      "300,000 robo-men
      And 50,000 gigatons of steel
      Set course for the Alvearium
      With artistic pride at his heel"

  • @Lord_Lasagña
    @Lord_Lasagña 3 роки тому +121

    I have the feeling that the next art they will make might be "The Big Bang" and they would say "It's art that shows how the universe was made and how beautiful it was in the process" and unknowingly created the multiverse.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +27

      lol , sounds about right

    • @Lord_Lasagña
      @Lord_Lasagña 3 роки тому +14

      @@AgroSquerril we're humans so we know what we're going to make in our next art project. XD

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar Рік тому +2

      Well, creating a whole new Universe would be the Ultimate form of Art possible.

    • @purplepedantry
      @purplepedantry Рік тому +2

      Imagine the Copyright Laws for that...

  • @Nietzscheisdead-God1900
    @Nietzscheisdead-God1900 3 роки тому +194

    I wonder how accurate that Bismarck was. It’s was a beautiful ship after all. (Ignoring who built it)

    • @OliverIsanzi
      @OliverIsanzi 3 роки тому +11

      But not ignoring who it was named after, too.

    • @Destroyer_V0
      @Destroyer_V0 3 роки тому +18

      Considering it's a scaled up version? I would certainly hope pretty damn accurate, at least externally. Internally, not as sure it would match the real thing... but then again. So many other details were replicated, I would not be surprised if at least the interior layout was the same.

    • @terrorcop101
      @terrorcop101 3 роки тому +8

      If by beautiful you mean absolute nightmare for both crew and foe. The Bismarck was the biggest--and I think fastest--warship to ever sail the Atlantic and it turned out to be a lot to handle even under good conditions, then it takes just enough battle damage to become impossible to control when they needed to get home to safety. Not to mention what it did the the HMS Hood just after setting sail.

    • @zyanidwarfare5634
      @zyanidwarfare5634 3 роки тому +8

      @@terrorcop101 that’s why it’s glorious, it’s a monster of a machine, wild and hard to control yet when you manage to tie it down and make it do your bidding it’s a powerful destructive force

    • @terrorcop101
      @terrorcop101 3 роки тому +5

      @@zyanidwarfare5634 True. Also it's a literal paintjob shy of holding a giant target over your head.

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 3 роки тому +49

    Aliens: Alright, alright, you can have a seat on the senate! Just one condition.
    Humans: What condition?
    Aliens: * Points to artist* Keep that thing the _hell_ away from us!

  • @bulldowozer5858
    @bulldowozer5858 3 роки тому +22

    *The terror of the **-sea-** VOID!*
    *The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine*

  • @davidvincent5701
    @davidvincent5701 3 роки тому +77

    I hope the author makes another story about trying to talk down a human artist from doing a grand galactic art piece.

    • @VexChoccyMilk
      @VexChoccyMilk 3 роки тому +12

      I call this art piece "Melancholy" I created an entire galaxy populated entirely by blue giant stars.

    • @DisIzDaName
      @DisIzDaName 3 роки тому +10

      Human:
      "Think about it! We could demonstrate the duality of the political Left and Right, and the terrible winds of discontent that rage against those who refuse to turn the other cheek!"
      Xeno:
      "No means no, Bob! And stop trying to turn our binary stars into collossal asses that fart solar flares!"

  • @dementious
    @dementious 3 роки тому +53

    I absolutely love this story, I think it's the best one you've narrated yet.
    Artists that get PAID? FILTHY RICH artists who accidentally save the galaxy and aren't even aware of it? Truly a story out of this world.

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute Рік тому +1

      That's the wildest part of the story, tbh. Human society advancing to a point where artists actually get the funding to make their cool stuff!

    • @allstarsreviewers2278
      @allstarsreviewers2278 Рік тому

      @@neuralmute Maybe humanity is so rich that the artists shown here are actually the poor starving artists that nobody really pays attention to. That would be hilarious. They don't get enough funding to do the really cool stuff, in fact, their creativity is stifled by how little money they have.

  • @wolfoffenris9951
    @wolfoffenris9951 3 роки тому +57

    Alien: Humans, what did you do there
    Humans: ah its a human art thing, you wouldn't understand it

  • @Mugthraka
    @Mugthraka 3 роки тому +50

    Wait untill they see the Humans that are Wargaming fans and Hobbyists and recreated 1:1 scales Warhammer40k "models" to play "real life 40k"...

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +7

      lol

    • @Kalorag
      @Kalorag 3 роки тому +5

      Now thas a real galactic lvl tret hehe....

    • @Brownie69571
      @Brownie69571 3 роки тому +2

      I would totally just make the Emporer or Chaos "real" to play that. or the fucking tyranids against this "major" threat

  • @papasult11
    @papasult11 3 роки тому +26

    Now I imagine in the future, Artists would be like this, but more intense, especially R34 artists

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 3 роки тому +25

    I can`t decide whether this is extremely realistic or extremely unrealistic, and this fact scares me.

  • @ABW941
    @ABW941 3 роки тому +38

    Hm, i assume that the Model-Bismarck was some 60Km in length, if we go by "normal" sf standards and assume that a carrier would be 600m, which is somewhere close to the average of most of the sf franchises.

  • @generalx13
    @generalx13 3 роки тому +7

    Made a model ship, but misread the scale as 1000:1 instead of 1:1000.

  • @firedirewolf
    @firedirewolf 3 роки тому +19

    had to look up a dyson tree, funny I never knew there were thermogenic plants but i wrote one for an RP once as the cellulose structure was taken from it to make it where people didn't need to have a suit to be in space, it was just one part but it was a radiation absorber as it lived on super high mountains in the story as it preferred non competitive growth in the most absolute remote and cold places... so like many plants in these HFY's, it would not like a weed for anything cause it didn't grow where most things could even collect enough oxygen let alone survive the cold.

  • @tachyon8317
    @tachyon8317 3 роки тому +9

    "Pride of an artist
    A beast made of steel."

  • @steveradroach9101
    @steveradroach9101 3 роки тому +41

    Human artist "Build a fully functioning life-size replica of The fucking Bismark and call it Art"
    Yeah sure,why not?😅

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +4

      :)

    • @donanthebarbarian5177
      @donanthebarbarian5177 3 роки тому +10

      That wasn't a life size... If it's big enough to be assumed as a fleet by a FTL civilization it's gotta be 100:1 ratio at minimum probably more like a 1000:1 ratio.

    • @Germlin
      @Germlin 3 роки тому +1

      @@donanthebarbarian5177 I mean it is life size technically.

    • @JohnDoe-gs5qk
      @JohnDoe-gs5qk 3 роки тому +1

      @@Germlin How so?

    • @gantzllat
      @gantzllat 3 роки тому +4

      @@JohnDoe-gs5qk is larger than life

  • @alfredsutton7233
    @alfredsutton7233 3 роки тому +8

    Artists often make good engineers, and some engineers make good artists, eg, naval architects, architects in general, aeronautical engineers, ... well you get the point.

  • @gp-1542
    @gp-1542 2 роки тому +9

    “Wow this artwork is amazing who made it”
    “A depressed person made it and decided to cut his left ear off”
    “I’m sorry what?”
    “Yay a criticism came to him and apparently he thought cutting his ear was a appropriate response”

  • @ChemySh
    @ChemySh 2 роки тому +5

    lmao, I studied Fine Art (art that tends to go into art galleries) and can confirm that given enough money, these are the convoluted artworks that an artist would create... Hell, take a peek at your art friend's idea sketchbook and a few of these will already be there

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute Рік тому +1

      I too have an art degree, and can confirm everything here. I'd totally build a space Bismarck, just to see if I could. I won't even go into some of my crazier ideas here...

  • @reikolupus136
    @reikolupus136 3 роки тому +12

    An artist with top-technology at his reach will make some scary things XD.

  • @GravitWry
    @GravitWry 3 роки тому +11

    Oh dear god, if they can make Bismark in space, that means they can make ANY ship from history, imagine this "Space Yamato"

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +3

      yup

    • @actuallysatan7105
      @actuallysatan7105 2 роки тому +1

      Imagine if they also made every single WW2 ships retrofitted for space. Then one collaborator decided to introduce his AI tech to the original "artist" of the retrofitted ships along with a certain franchise about said ships with the sentience of human women with the memories of the ships. Said collaboration creating a new sentient species of superpower pseudo-humans aptly named as Ship girls by the the two collaborators hooked on the franchise.

  • @noppornwongrassamee8941
    @noppornwongrassamee8941 2 роки тому +4

    I thought for sure that the alien federation was going to be revealed as just another human art piece.

  • @torgomaghanyan7633
    @torgomaghanyan7633 2 роки тому +6

    So how big you wanted your ship to be?
    Human artist: Yes!

  • @nickpossum3607
    @nickpossum3607 3 роки тому +7

    I was really hoping it was the Yamato from Starblazers.

  • @gmradio2436
    @gmradio2436 3 роки тому +17

    The "Art" of War.

  • @msmaria5039
    @msmaria5039 3 роки тому +12

    And the system was renamed the Bismark in the artist's honor.

  • @BYERE
    @BYERE 3 роки тому +14

    I had to giggle at the “Elephants vs Donkeys” art piece… and all I could think of was that line from Pirates of the Caribbean 3…
    “This is madness!”
    “This is politics…”

  • @GEWB2105
    @GEWB2105 3 роки тому +13

    When you hit Kardashev 2.5 and get creative, or bored.
    Or, honestly, probably both.

  • @Heidao623
    @Heidao623 3 роки тому +6

    These are just the "normal" artists, just be happy they didn't see what anime artists do
    *Planet Sized Humanoids Appear In Great Numbers*
    Xenos: "Have the humans gods come to kill us?!"
    Otaku: "Hey, you guys wanna see my figure collection?"

    • @greyclydesdale
      @greyclydesdale 3 роки тому +1

      "That was no twin moon, it was Uzaki chan."

  • @davidteh3807
    @davidteh3807 3 роки тому +5

    Wait … did he just make a "DEATH MACHINE" and call it homework …

  • @robertschumacher2707
    @robertschumacher2707 3 роки тому +4

    Shoulda been an anime fan taking his 'Space Battleship Yamato' out for a spin.

    • @fadelsukoco3092
      @fadelsukoco3092 3 роки тому

      The galactic senate should be grateful that the particular human artist valued historical accuracy and wasn't an Azur Lane fan. Having a giant nautical ship with giant humans on it is one thing, but I think the idea of an even larger human female with abnormal facial proportions wearing an exoskeletal apparatus composed of pieces of nautical ship hull and weapons would break the minds of the poor xenos.

    • @robertschumacher2707
      @robertschumacher2707 3 роки тому

      @@fadelsukoco3092 Yeah, that would've been hydrazine-grade nightmare fuel.

  • @TrueFork
    @TrueFork 3 роки тому +9

    Now I feel like making art, let's order some naval guns on ebay

  • @matejlieskovsky9625
    @matejlieskovsky9625 3 роки тому +14

    If that is what the artists are like, beware the engineers! Much less confusing than the artists, way more dangerous.

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute Рік тому

      What's scariest is when the artists, engineers, and biochemists start working together...

  • @bandiras2
    @bandiras2 3 роки тому +18

    I was excepting Yamato, but Bismarck is a good choice too!

    • @me-42by42
      @me-42by42 3 роки тому +2

      same

    • @tygerion4404
      @tygerion4404 3 роки тому +4

      As an American- an Iowan, no less- I would've loved for it to be one of the Iowas...
      Probably would've been the Missouri, though, rather than Iowa herself, seeing as Missouri is the most famous of the Iowa sisters.
      ... Of course, my first thought was 'space battleship Yamato'. :P

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +1

      But the pagoda mast ruins it.

  • @paytonjones432
    @paytonjones432 3 роки тому +11

    I ain't gonna lie I was expecting the "other" type of artist

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +1

      lol , thats an entirely different story

    • @dilaleo1855
      @dilaleo1855 Рік тому

      Imagine in this Universe someone failed in an artschool

  • @curiousangel6321
    @curiousangel6321 3 роки тому +23

    Omg I should know better then to listen to your narrations until after I finish healing from my surgery. That was so funny yet so very painful.
    Keep up the awesome work. I'm gonna go take some more painkillers and pass out.

    • @yelenady6328
      @yelenady6328 3 роки тому +1

      Dont take to much and also not to be mean but whats the sugery for?

    • @curiousangel6321
      @curiousangel6321 3 роки тому +1

      @@yelenady6328 It is time for my scheduled dose anyway, only reason I'm up this late.
      I don't want to go into what the surgery was for but there are A LOT of stitches in my mouth.

    • @yelenady6328
      @yelenady6328 3 роки тому +1

      @@curiousangel6321 i kind of feel your pain cause because when i got circumcised i got stitches in my foreskin

  • @danijellino1921
    @danijellino1921 Рік тому +1

    A Kardashev Type 3 Humanity stumbling into a backwater Galaxy like.

  • @rainfyre2694
    @rainfyre2694 3 роки тому +7

    Me an AWCY? Member: laughs in “the cool”

    • @NcrXnbi
      @NcrXnbi 3 роки тому +1

      The real question is: Can we sell it to the highest bidder?
      -This comment was sponsored by MC&D LTD

  • @michaelyoung7261
    @michaelyoung7261 3 роки тому +9

    For the algorithm, for the Arts! For the future of Humanity!!!

  • @admDanRyan
    @admDanRyan 3 роки тому +6

    BISMARCK RULE THE VOID!!!

  • @ProperDaveXD001
    @ProperDaveXD001 3 роки тому +3

    Yamato theme intensifies!

  • @grigori9061
    @grigori9061 3 роки тому +2

    So early to early-mid game Stellaris empires meet very late game stellaris empire and are terrified of them but ultimately need help with the scourge. sounds about right

  • @stephaniemeza1430
    @stephaniemeza1430 3 роки тому +2

    As an artis i can confirm, this a enterely posible scenario

  • @wobatmaster1796
    @wobatmaster1796 3 роки тому +7

    Battle ships are indeed art

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 3 роки тому +2

    Greetings Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtym that is Algo
    The fact that it was quite close to human space should've been a clue
    but yeah, those Humans are basically God Tier

  • @milo1k846
    @milo1k846 2 роки тому +1

    Bismarck in motion! King of the ocean!

  • @Raggmopp-xl7yf
    @Raggmopp-xl7yf 8 місяців тому

    I love this story! Saw it years ago - just found it again (YAY). Still as good as it was back then. Now if I can only find the Manny and Little Bird-buddy stories.....

  • @Thule21
    @Thule21 3 роки тому +4

    🎶From the mist, a shape, a ship, is taking form
    And the silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm
    Sign of power,
    show of force
    Raise the anchor, battleship's plotting its course
    Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
    Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean!🎶

    • @Egilhelmson
      @Egilhelmson 3 роки тому

      Why not a Battleship Yamato , if you get off on destroyed battleships? It was bigger, more wasteful, and more obsolete by the time of its deployment.

  • @standard-carrier-wo-chan
    @standard-carrier-wo-chan Рік тому +1

    "I made a 100:1 model of Bismarck!"
    "You mean 1:100?"
    "No, 100:1, like 100x the original size."
    "Dear God..."

  • @no-eh9ox
    @no-eh9ox Рік тому +1

    this video is accurate to a atom, it fucking great when a man makes a Bismark the size of a large asteroid

  • @silvermoonlight4520
    @silvermoonlight4520 3 роки тому +2

    Starbattleship Yamato vibe from this one

  • @gmradio2436
    @gmradio2436 3 роки тому +1

    I need help battling the Agro Swarms. I have:
    Turned the Mongolian Dessert in to my own nanite swarm.(30% Assemblers, 30% Disassemblers, 40% Neutralizers).
    A continuous EMP generator.
    A Super Gravity Point Generator.
    One orbital ion cannon (under construction).
    Please send help and tech. We must protect our socks.

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 3 роки тому +4

    this one wasn't my cup of team but thanks for putting the same time and effort into this

  • @chrissoto7187
    @chrissoto7187 3 роки тому +5

    By the algorithm! This is what I call real art

  • @pheonexking1218
    @pheonexking1218 2 роки тому +1

    GALACTIC BISMARK a song that sabaton would make

  • @erushi5503
    @erushi5503 3 роки тому +10

    Human artists are another kind of crazy ahahahaha

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +1

      that they are

    • @Commonwealth_Imperium
      @Commonwealth_Imperium 3 роки тому +1

      If given enough resources and science it would not surprise me this what would happen. Not to mention the clone replicas of the WWI. Human Zerg tactics sheesh.

  • @geoshark12
    @geoshark12 2 роки тому +1

    PRIDE OF A NATION A BEAST MADE OF STEEL , BISMARK IN MOTION , KING OF THE OCEAN

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 роки тому +3

    Where's the Imperium of Man and Tyranids they made for fun?

  • @mstrfool
    @mstrfool 3 роки тому +3

    All I could think was... Please not rule 34... Please not rule 34....

  • @dalemorgan8263
    @dalemorgan8263 3 роки тому +2

    We get a Neutral Zone AND all the targets? Sign me tf up

  • @aleisterlavey9716
    @aleisterlavey9716 2 роки тому +3

    Well, better teach them what happened when pre ww2 an artist was denied the scholarship. Since then humanity decided to go soft on them and just let them do.

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 2 роки тому +4

    For the Algorithm the story and the voice

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 3 роки тому +2

    For the Bismarck!

  • @Kalorag
    @Kalorag 3 роки тому +2

    As an artist myself, I can cofirm it.... I wuld if I could....

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 роки тому +2

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @seanrobert9661
    @seanrobert9661 3 роки тому +3

    For the bard
    For the squrral
    For the algorithms

  • @kashkara_8943
    @kashkara_8943 3 роки тому +4

    The algorithm burns for sacrifice

  • @SergeyWaytov
    @SergeyWaytov 3 роки тому +1

    That's very cool and fun story!)

  • @Grypht-vn2mz
    @Grypht-vn2mz 3 роки тому +2

    Awesome...just awesome 😎

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 роки тому +4

    😂😂😂
    Loving this!
    For the algorithm!

  • @tarrantwolf
    @tarrantwolf 2 місяці тому

    That Bismark would have been around 28 miles long. Or 45.6 km. Assuming Nimitz sized crew.

  • @danielgreed
    @danielgreed 3 роки тому +3

    So two rabbits run into a spear. dinner!

  • @chrisdufresne9359
    @chrisdufresne9359 3 роки тому +2

    You may want to rename the time stamp. It's named "The Mercy of the Fey"

  • @oli3645
    @oli3645 2 роки тому +1

    BISMARCK IN MOTION, KING OF THE OCEAN (of darkness/space) HE WAS MADE TO RULE THE (gravity) WAVES ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS!

  • @danielstellmon5330
    @danielstellmon5330 3 роки тому +3

    blurring the lines between artist and enginer.

  • @ouberfox5898
    @ouberfox5898 3 роки тому +2

    I knew it was bismarck what other super battleship would you use

  • @davidvanhorn3340
    @davidvanhorn3340 Рік тому

    Bismarck, huh? Until that last moment I was picturing Space Battleship Yamato...the artist COULD have been an anime fan......

  • @ShiroNekoDen
    @ShiroNekoDen 3 роки тому +2

    for a second there I thought that the second one was about space battleship yamato but nope it's better XD

  • @willgallatin2802
    @willgallatin2802 3 роки тому +1

    Clearly NOT starving artists!

  • @hollyferay8131
    @hollyferay8131 3 роки тому +1

    Awesome

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +2

    I would have gone with the Littorio.

  • @royalwolf27
    @royalwolf27 3 роки тому +4

    SAVE THE SOCKS!!

  • @peterwall8191
    @peterwall8191 3 роки тому +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    He blew away an extragalactic invader, with an art project! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @anilin6353
    @anilin6353 3 роки тому +1

    The model ship

  • @Kualinar
    @Kualinar Рік тому

    So, a single geek piloting his «art project» single-handedly annihilated an invading fleet as he was testing his new «toy».

  • @lordcaptaingeneral5574
    @lordcaptaingeneral5574 3 роки тому +2

    Ha its our galaxy, we're just allowing you xenos to live in it.

  • @karasuchrono
    @karasuchrono 3 роки тому +4

    lmao. I love this. It was hilarious!

  • @ShadowSHLD
    @ShadowSHLD Рік тому

    ok that just sounds like space battleship yamato

  • @wyrmhand
    @wyrmhand Рік тому

    I imagine the senate collectivity banging there heads on the table in front of them after that comment. 🤯🤯🤯

  • @riderstrano783
    @riderstrano783 3 роки тому +1

    Space battleship Bismarck

  • @AlexTheShitpostPartypooper
    @AlexTheShitpostPartypooper 6 місяців тому

    As a artist: I like to draw my enemies pregnant when they annoy me

  • @rat_king-
    @rat_king- 3 роки тому +2

    Oh god, its just video games manifest

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +1

      you were expecting more?

    • @rat_king-
      @rat_king- 3 роки тому

      @@AgroSquerril I was expecting variety. but its either violence or cute. sooo

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +1

      @@rat_king- we got fantasy and Litrpg series on the weekends

    • @rat_king-
      @rat_king- 3 роки тому

      @@AgroSquerril No i meant the content of the story and yes i enjoy those, but it usually falls into the too lore heavy side of story telling the balence of the two has fallen away over speed of production. Hence i feel that some writers have dropped in quality to accomodate demand

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +1

      @@rat_king- True , not an easy balancing act to pull off

  • @nos2342
    @nos2342 3 роки тому +1

    To please the algorithm is all