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  • @kennethhummel4409
    @kennethhummel4409 3 роки тому +380

    They hit us on Memorial Day??? No wonder we went all in, don’t screw with holidays!!!

    • @zyanidwarfare5634
      @zyanidwarfare5634 3 роки тому +77

      Especially a day where we honor our dead soldiers
      If it was Easter or thanksgiving or something it wouldn’t have been as bad but what they did is essentially spit on the graves of all of the dead soldiers, at least in my eyes

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 роки тому +31

      @@zyanidwarfare5634 Proper schooling, it is!

    • @zyanidwarfare5634
      @zyanidwarfare5634 3 роки тому +38

      @@Crazylom I think the only holiday that would have been a pretty damn bad idea to attack earth is on anything similar to the Fourth of July, drunk humans with explosives wouldn’t be very fun for the aliens, although the humans would sure as hell be having fun

    • @evenmoor
      @evenmoor 3 роки тому +48

      Poppy Day is actually Remembrance Day (UK, Commonwealth) and Veterans Day (US), November 11, the anniversary of the end of World War I: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remembrance_Day
      Memorial Day is a very similar American holiday but comes on the last Monday of May.

    • @SkyEcho751
      @SkyEcho751 3 роки тому +14

      The only days I could see as getting that level of reaction, would be June 6th(D-day), September 11th(Nine/Eleven) and finally Christmas/equivalents. Attacking us on a day meant to remember the fallen soldiers of WW1, ya that will get everybody mad.
      Humans may be willing to forgive, but we try to never forget.

  • @cheeseninja1115
    @cheeseninja1115 3 роки тому +541

    Smaller holidays could fill us with hatred. Christmas, the day of joy would fill them with horror. Attacking on armistice day? That's how you get every Terran to want to put a boot through you seven generations back.

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 2 роки тому +5

      "I'm going to beat you so hard, my beating will transcend time and will eliminate you seven generations before you were even born."

    • @GnarledStaff
      @GnarledStaff 2 роки тому +1

      America was founded by attacking on Christmas. Is that why the world hates us?

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 Рік тому +28

      Our holidays aren't only simple days of celebration. Each of them has an important significance to the culture that made it. Sometimes it's over something relatively mundane, and sometimes over the death of an ancient hero or an unknown number of deceased soldiers, ora religious figure. Sometimes it'll get you a frown, sometimes it'll get you punched, sometimes it'll get you a lecture...this time it got them a lesson they WILL NOT forget.

    • @jacebralor71
      @jacebralor71 Рік тому

      Exactly the holiday it sounds like the Dni fucked around and found out about, Armistice Day. The red poppy and the elevens give it away. The 11th day of the 11th month. Fun fact, it's also where the expression "at the eleventh hour" comes from, for the guns fell silent across Europe at 11 AM.
      We Americans call it "Veterans' Day"

    • @oakenshadow6763
      @oakenshadow6763 Рік тому +1

      This is so true.

  • @simonmarshall1060
    @simonmarshall1060 2 роки тому +118

    First thought: They attacked on Christmas Day... idiots.
    Finial thought: Oh, they attacked on Remembrance Day... those poor poor bastards.

    • @labella9291
      @labella9291 Рік тому +11

      In America, it's Veteran's Day... But still the same. As soon as I realized, I was like... oh, they MASSIVELY effed up.

    • @Kahtini
      @Kahtini Рік тому +2

      @@labella9291 Veteran's Day is to commemorated the service of veterans, living or dead. Memorial Day is to remember those that died in service. US Veteran's day is on the same day as the UK Remembrance Day though.

    • @labella9291
      @labella9291 Рік тому +1

      @@Kahtini Wow. I guess what I said went over your head. I was NOT talking about Veterans Day and Memorial Day being the same, I was talking about Veterans Day IN AMERICA being THE SAME as Remembrance Day in the UK and Canada.
      NOW do you get it?
      Don't come at me telling me I am wrong when you don't even know what *I* am talking about.
      Not only that, I didn't say word one about memorial Day, so what were you smoking that you somehow thought that Memorial day had anything to do with what I was talking about?

    • @Kahtini
      @Kahtini Рік тому +2

      @@labella9291 The phrase "In America, it's Veteran's Day... But still the same. " could of meant either the same day or the same type of meaning/celebration. There is where the confusion sets in. And no they are not the same in meaning. While they both occur on the same day, they don't "honor" the same sentiments.
      From what I understand, Remembrance day is a day to remember all those who died in WWI. Veteran's day in the US is a day to honor all those who have served, be they living or dead.
      That Remembrance Day is about honoring those that died is where it gets tied to Memorial Day, as it's also about honoring those that died.The US day to exclusively remember those that died is Memorial Day, but it's not limited to WWI.

    • @labella9291
      @labella9291 Рік тому

      @@Kahtini You are being pedantic. It's the same thing as in the same day. Again over your head. If you had questions about what I was saying, you could have ASKED ME, instead of assuming and coming in with your well ackually
      ALSO, Remembrance Day in difference countries are SLIGHTLY different after all, Remembrance Day in Canada is more closely aligned to America's Veterans Day, but they also hold 2 minutes of silence like the UK.
      The only one tying Remembrance Day to Memorial Day is YOU. I NEVER even brought it up. You're making logical laps of fallacy, but please, do go on needing to be right, I have said what I have said, I stand by what I have said, and I am done with you.

  • @Privateerblack
    @Privateerblack 3 роки тому +463

    At first, I was thinking they hit us on Christmas. My blood started to boil when I realized the real answer.

    • @anthonypreston8355
      @anthonypreston8355 3 роки тому +20

      Same

    • @TrueFork
      @TrueFork 3 роки тому +33

      How dare they disrespect singles' day!

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 3 роки тому +55

      Attacking during Christmas would be a good way to rile up a portion of humanity, but Remembrance Day...

    • @ianhogben3472
      @ianhogben3472 3 роки тому +11

      Christmas we some what expect

    • @anthonypreston8355
      @anthonypreston8355 3 роки тому +34

      @@ianhogben3472 if you are asking what is Christmas then it is a event at the end of December we’re people give gifts to people, or just enjoy spending time with family. If you are asking about popy day then it is another name for Remembrance Day where people stop and remember fallen soldiers

  • @2ndbrain909
    @2ndbrain909 3 роки тому +199

    I mean we hunted by scaring our prey and chasing it until it gave up. Why would we take breaks in war unless necessary?
    Endurance comes natural to us.

  • @jaca688
    @jaca688 3 роки тому +245

    It would unwise to say the least to attack humanity on Remembrance Day..

    • @GvozdeniGrom
      @GvozdeniGrom 3 роки тому +7

      Americans. You are not the rest of humanity. Only a percentage. A reasonably large one, but only a percentage. And until the day you begin actually respecting other nation's holidays, a sizable percentage of us non-americans do not give two craps for 30th of may, thank you very much.

    • @GvozdeniGrom
      @GvozdeniGrom 3 роки тому +1

      @Skibidoop Wheter We do, or don't is not really the point I'd made, now is it.
      I don't respect your memorial day, and never will because 'murica deserves no respect, and until you clean up your metric petatones of shit, that is how it shall remain.

    • @gabrielabatista6016
      @gabrielabatista6016 2 роки тому +2

      @Skibidoop uhm, no. I'm brazilian, and though a good portion of us (at least, those who know about it, since it isn't taught on school for God knows why) respect the Pracinhas, the brazilian soldiers who fought in WWII, we don't have a remembrance day here; in fact I was only aware that this holiday existed in some countries after I started learning english. I still don't know even which day of the year it is, tbh. And, please, don't be too offended, we don't even take most our national holidays of historical significance seriously; I think the only one that people are aware, and that there's some sort of celebration is our independence day; which we have military parades in some capitals, but for most people is just a day off.
      So no, not all countries have a day to honour those who fought in it's wars, for their people, unfortunately. While I think it's noble of you guys to have a day to honour those who fought in battle, not all countries do the same; I can't answer you why, I don't understand it, but I know things are like that here, history is often forgotten.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 роки тому +4

      @@GvozdeniGrom where are you from and why should people care? What sinless golden city on the hill are you from?

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 2 місяці тому

      Rememberance day is a commonwealth holiday to mark the end of wwI

  • @Talon1124
    @Talon1124 3 роки тому +316

    We Terrans are not a warrior race...
    That does not mean that we are unfamiliar with war. To the contrary in fact, we are bathed in it. We remember every conflict, every loss of life, and we use that to become better.
    So heed me now, Xeno, should you desecrate our remembrance, we will educate you until your dying breath.

    • @phasepanther4423
      @phasepanther4423 3 роки тому +37

      That is exactly what makes us a warrior race. It is in our very nature to seek war. Not for the sake of conquest. But to defend that which is important to us. In fact, repeatedly ignoring our own urges to do so will ruin our mental health unless we have some other form of venting.

    • @fredlowe1087
      @fredlowe1087 3 роки тому +36

      "We may be peaceful, but we are FAR from harmless."

    • @muninrob
      @muninrob 3 роки тому +50

      Aliens: "You good men have too many rules"
      Humans: "Good men don't need rules, you don't want to find out why we have so many"

    • @VadulTharys
      @VadulTharys 3 роки тому +14

      @@muninrob Nice Dr. Who reference.

    • @dragonblade847
      @dragonblade847 3 роки тому +17

      Though we may have laid down our weapons in favor of peace, NEVER forget its always within reach and its ALWAYS loaded

  • @tygerion4404
    @tygerion4404 3 роки тому +131

    On the eleventh hour of the eleventh day, in the eleventh month, ended the so-called war to end all wars.
    Woe be to all those who would interrupt our day of mourning... For they shall be taught the wicked brutality of why we mourn.

    • @levantdiggerus3473
      @levantdiggerus3473 3 роки тому +15

      And thus the flames of that hideous final war came to spark again.
      And wrath upon those who fanned the flames.

    • @DepressedCrow
      @DepressedCrow 2 роки тому +6

      ​@@levantdiggerus3473 for the flames of war are yet to extinguish.

    • @jedi-rl1hq
      @jedi-rl1hq Рік тому +1

      and remember 11,000 men died in the hours before the armistice was signed as attacks were ordered and desperate commanders hoped to get last minute accommodations.

  • @infernowolf05
    @infernowolf05 3 роки тому +110

    Remembrance day.
    Mate the Dni fucked up.
    The bird people(?): no we need to take breaks from war
    Terrans (terrors) loading a shotgun: shame

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 2 роки тому +19

      Damn shame that, oh well, Hanz, get the flamenwerfer, we're having KFC tonight.

    • @Kasmilus1313
      @Kasmilus1313 2 роки тому +6

      @@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 I am ordering two buckets .... noooo... two wing TANKS :)

    • @RyuyaS17135
      @RyuyaS17135 2 роки тому +7

      I guess you could say their break was Dni-ed.

    • @WE_DONT_LIE
      @WE_DONT_LIE 2 роки тому +4

      @@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 REPORTING SIR

    • @dragonforce7612
      @dragonforce7612 2 роки тому +4

      @@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 corporal, fire up the deep fryer!
      Each soldier will get a bucket, but get the gunner and the reloader some plastic gloves. Wouldn’t want our shells to get wet and slip up.
      Or maybe we could use this to our advantage. Wet ammo rack perhaps? Get me the R&D department in line! We need to talk business!

  • @Warrior-Of-Virtue
    @Warrior-Of-Virtue 3 роки тому +383

    In Flanders Field the poppys grow
    Between the crosses row on row
    That mark our place and in the sky
    The larks still bravely singing fly

    • @dirkbastiaandejong997
      @dirkbastiaandejong997 2 роки тому +28

      Take up our quarrel with the foe:
      To you from failing hands we throw
      The torch; be yours to hold it high.
      If ye break faith with us who die
      We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
      In Flanders fields.

    • @georgepatton93
      @georgepatton93 2 роки тому +24

      We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
      In Flanders fields, in Flanders Field

    • @mikehenthorn1778
      @mikehenthorn1778 Рік тому +7

      We can add this poem from the same war.
      I have a rendezvous with Death
      At some disputed barricade,
      When Spring comes back with rustling shade
      And apple-blossoms fill the air-
      I have a rendezvous with Death
      When Spring brings back blue days and fair.
      It may be he shall take my hand
      And lead me into his dark land
      And close my eyes and quench my breath-
      It may be I shall pass him still.
      I have a rendezvous with Death
      On some scarred slope of battered hill,
      When Spring comes round again this year
      And the first meadow-flowers appear.
      God knows 'twere better to be deep
      Pillowed in silk and scented down,
      Where Love throbs out in blissful sleep,
      Pulse nigh to pulse, and breath to breath,
      Where hushed awakenings are dear ...
      But I've a rendezvous with Death
      At midnight in some flaming town,
      When Spring trips north again this year,
      And I to my pledged word am true,
      I shall not fail that rendezvous.

  • @scotteggert9820
    @scotteggert9820 3 роки тому +52

    November 11th Armistice Day. The one day not to attack Humanity. To do so ends your species. PERMINTALY!

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 2 роки тому +6

      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

  • @ItsMeAngelAphrodisia
    @ItsMeAngelAphrodisia 3 роки тому +147

    You guys talking about being attacked on Memorial Day, I wanna know what was so appealing that all of the Marines', who are currently in the middle of war, pupils dilated when Lorewa smiled! I NEED TO KNOW!!! WHAT DOES THEIR SPECIES LOOK LIKE?!?!

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 роки тому +2

      Hmm...MONKE

    • @klinetalladen
      @klinetalladen 3 роки тому +23

      i'm guessing they're close to looking like Wing Commander's Kilrathi, but with more sensitive follicles

    • @anthonypreston8355
      @anthonypreston8355 3 роки тому +15

      They might look like rats or mice, those were the only things that came to mind

    • @phasepanther4423
      @phasepanther4423 3 роки тому +24

      @@anthonypreston8355
      I got the feeling it was more feline or canine tbh.
      Something about it felt more predatory than just a rat.
      But to be fair, it could look nothing like eart creatures.
      Remember that her teeth dilated pupils.

    • @crayonchomper1180
      @crayonchomper1180 3 роки тому +12

      it's actually Veteran's Day in the States, Memorial Day is typically in May

  • @stephenmemelord2303
    @stephenmemelord2303 3 роки тому +30

    Please recall your nanites.
    They got confused and have placed socks inside the Borg Mainframe room.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +9

      whoops , I shall send a memo

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 3 роки тому +3

      So that’s where my other sock went too 😂

    • @seanrobert9661
      @seanrobert9661 3 роки тому +2

      @@Allantitan hahahahahaha😂

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 роки тому +32

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @mrcannon3218
    @mrcannon3218 3 роки тому +56

    Goddamn agro the speed you post these has picked up.
    Oh and of course *clears throught*.
    FOR THE ALGORYTHM

    • @braydenfaulkner994
      @braydenfaulkner994 3 роки тому +2

      Yet the quality goes up

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +4

      For the algorithm :D Getting back into the grove after wrecking my voice in December

  • @IronWarrior_69
    @IronWarrior_69 3 роки тому +24

    In the Grim Darkness of the 22century there is only war.

    • @secretobvious6033
      @secretobvious6033 3 роки тому +4

      40k here 40k there aaaaaaaaah the chaos gods have cuuuursedddd meeeeee

    • @widdershins5383
      @widdershins5383 3 роки тому

      All sci-fi is based in the dark age of technology lol after it’s fall we rise again as the blessed fascist imperium lol

  • @Eramiserasmus
    @Eramiserasmus 3 роки тому +43

    Why would they think attacking on a day of Remembrance wouldn't get them buried deep.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +9

      not clue

    • @muninrob
      @muninrob 3 роки тому +14

      Why would you think we'd leave enough living to bury the dead?

    • @____________838
      @____________838 3 роки тому +8

      Who said anything about there being bodies left.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 роки тому +4

      @@muninrob we can always bury the ashes or fill in the craters

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 3 роки тому +5

      @@henrypaleveda7760 who said anything about there even being a planet left

  • @NAH1907
    @NAH1907 2 роки тому +22

    By the gods..... The British are coming ,The British are coming. All jokes aside, respect to those that were in battle in World War One.

  • @timeshark8727
    @timeshark8727 3 роки тому +9

    First thought: Did they hit us on Christmas? what fools...
    Final though: They hit us on Poppy day?!?! Oh, you all dead now! Don't piss off solders, especially on a day meant to remember fallen solders.

  • @ryankaiser2702
    @ryankaiser2702 3 роки тому +63

    Mankind and canine have been intertwined since the dawn of civilization as it is.
    Dogs may as well be considered our companion race. The species sharing Earth and dependent on humans for survival and stability as much as we are dependent on them for sake of loneliness, comfort and dignity of our sanity.
    We made them, changed them from their original appearance for mutual survival on a deathworld of prehistoric earth.
    We cherished animal companions so much we made and dedicated a special day just for them.
    Those wretches of aliens attacked us on a most blessed day of history, cooperation, and survival.
    No wonder you pissed off humanity so much. We humans look at canines and dogs like our own children in some respects.
    Humans can look at a dead person and feel not as much emotion but if we look at a dead dog we look at a dog that’s been butchered on a day that they should be celebrated, I can’t imagine the sheer hatred, blinded rage and cruelty unleashed in such a species.
    You gave us a sucker punch to the balls and our heart.
    Prepare for death ☠️

    • @gentlerain8537
      @gentlerain8537 3 роки тому +2

      [Uplift]
      Until we Uplift canines they are NOT a companion race/species. Cows are NOT a companion race/species. Pigs are NOT a companion species. Chickens are NOT a companion species.
      These are all organisms which humanity should be on trial for evolutionary crimes against.
      ONLY through Uplifting and the creation of a ecosystem with home planet could we ever hope to repay our debt to these races...

    • @phasepanther4423
      @phasepanther4423 3 роки тому +10

      @@gentlerain8537
      You misunderstand. If you uplift a species by trying to teach them and let their brains grow, they're just going to see us as gods. At best they would end up being some sort of slave species. After all, that's how dogs came to be in the first place. By wolves surrendering their pride for some scraps of food and warmth in the presence of much greater hunters.

    • @ryankaiser2702
      @ryankaiser2702 3 роки тому +3

      @@gentlerain8537 Yeah I get it race, not necessarily sentient.

    • @almar8874
      @almar8874 3 роки тому +10

      Mankind and canines have been intertwined since *well before* the dawn of civilization. Evidence reveals that the domestication of canines began when wolves started to cohabitate with man 33,000 years ago. The first known complex civilization started only 5-6 thousand years ago.

    • @gentlerain8537
      @gentlerain8537 3 роки тому +3

      @@almar8874
      Göbekli Tepe ?
      ...
      Honestly- your statement- was an admission of guilt from the perspective:
      [Humanity on trial for domestication and consumption of other life forms. It would seem reasonable that any species who would want to join a Galaxy Spanning Society- the entry requirements would be:
      -FTL (faster than light travel)
      -Homeworld + 2 colonies in separate solar systems whom are not at war.
      -Reasonable trade mindset.
      & having emotional/mental development to include Uplifting a number of specimens who had been harmed during the development of potential member species.
      ...
      Please Respect the Terran World Tree:
      This is your family tree- every fungus, fish, avian- they are all part of what a Terran is. The Entirely of the Lifespan of Evolution on Terran.
      Helios & Solace.

  • @kirkjones9639
    @kirkjones9639 3 роки тому +31

    Ah yes, the day after the Marine Corps' birthday. Not a good time too fuck around and find out.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +3

      not at all

    • @crayzkato6607
      @crayzkato6607 2 роки тому

      i looked it up (i am a clueless stupid American with no understanding of European culture) holy s*** yeah they f***ed up

    • @xessq1
      @xessq1 9 місяців тому

      so true.. the LAST thing you want to do is piss of a Marine with a hangover

  • @Brendan1259
    @Brendan1259 3 роки тому +37

    Oh, if an alien attacked humans on November the 11th I can see humanity going full no mercy on them, holy sh@#$t.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +8

      rip and tear

    • @truekurayami
      @truekurayami 2 роки тому +3

      We will give them one mercy at least for such folly, that mercy is letting them have the peace of the grave.

  • @Germlin
    @Germlin 2 роки тому +5

    Lest we forget
    They will remember

  • @tyrschampion471
    @tyrschampion471 3 роки тому +7

    Oh yeah bad call. Imagine doing this and having a bunch of pissed off Anzacs going full Leroy Jenkins on your ass .

  • @VadulTharys
    @VadulTharys 3 роки тому +8

    F T A
    Oh that was bad, attack on Remembrance day, I also have the impression those were Royal Marines, so just bad news all around.

  • @johnnymellon7414
    @johnnymellon7414 3 роки тому +26

    Had to look up what "poppy day" is supposed to be... I don't think many ppl outside of commonwealth countries know it?

    • @anthonypreston8355
      @anthonypreston8355 3 роки тому +6

      That always surprise me even if you don’t have remembrance day would at least expect you to have some Day or holiday to remember the fallen soldiers

    • @johnnymellon7414
      @johnnymellon7414 3 роки тому +4

      @@anthonypreston8355 remembering the fallen soldiers has a bit of an odd taste if you're from a former central/axis power :P and other places seem to have some kind of national-day with a somewhat similar idea. I actually find a day to "remember the fallen soldiers" rather odd

    • @muninrob
      @muninrob 3 роки тому +8

      Not by that name anyway. That's Veteran's Day for us Yanks, and Armestice Day for the French.

    • @____________838
      @____________838 3 роки тому +7

      That being said, in America many veterans groups do give out Poppies, or artificial poppy flowers in remembrance.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 роки тому +2

      it's more like America commemorates veterans on that day and so it didn't really catch on over here

  • @tornic531
    @tornic531 3 роки тому +10

    The day of remembrance and now the DNI will never forget...

    • @ChaoticTeen16
      @ChaoticTeen16 2 роки тому +1

      Assuming there are any left to remember, that is

  • @shamusmenzies3487
    @shamusmenzies3487 2 роки тому +5

    as a canadian once i knew it was poppy day this made so much sense

  • @calvinsmithjr6904
    @calvinsmithjr6904 3 роки тому +9

    Now I need to listen to In Flanders Fields

  • @Southern_Crusader
    @Southern_Crusader 3 роки тому +10

    Soon as I saw the Memorial Day at the end I knew they fucked up so bad, God himself is gonna need to save them.

    • @Brendan1259
      @Brendan1259 3 роки тому +2

      I don't think God would lift a finger to save them for that.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 3 роки тому +3

      God would just stare at them and say "if you don't leave here I will personally smite every single person of your species"

    • @Brendan1259
      @Brendan1259 2 роки тому

      @@theenderdestruction2362 and if they don't then God would turn around, put on some sun glasses then with his back turnd smite them as the song "Cool Guys Don't Look at Explosions" starts to play.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 2 роки тому

      @@Brendan1259 haha I can imagine him doing that

    • @CaptainRhodor
      @CaptainRhodor 2 роки тому

      God wouldn't save them. Because God loves the infantry, and in WWI, far too many infantry lost their lives.

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 3 роки тому +5

    Greetings Mentelgent!
    For the Rhythm that is Algo
    no House in Particular
    Never Forget

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 роки тому +2

    Bless the Author
    Bless the Squerril

  • @Kghammond852
    @Kghammond852 2 роки тому +1

    13:13 The one time home by Christmas actually happens.

  • @alfredsutton7233
    @alfredsutton7233 3 роки тому +11

    Another great story, well read AgroSquerril. Thank you.

  • @broughbag6292
    @broughbag6292 Рік тому +1

    It's great that it's universally acknowledged but it'd be even better if instead of 'Poppy day' it was:-
    "Armistice Day"
    Or Remembrance Day.
    Thanks for the impeccable narration. 👍

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 Рік тому

    Thank you for the reading

  • @geoshark12
    @geoshark12 2 роки тому +4

    Pitence of time
    “Look at his little child, theres no fear in her eyes, could he not show respect for other dads who have died, take two minutes would you mind its a pittance of time , for the boys and the girls who went over”

  • @virtualatheist
    @virtualatheist Рік тому

    We will remember them.

  • @samsignorelli
    @samsignorelli 7 місяців тому +1

    "In Flanders fields, the poppies grow,,,
    Between the crosses, row on row..."
    The Dni chose....poorly.

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 2 роки тому

    Thank you for the video.

  • @harrygrimley4352
    @harrygrimley4352 Рік тому

    Loved this. Thanks for sharing this with us

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 3 роки тому +2

    keeper going

  • @Commandelicious
    @Commandelicious 8 місяців тому

    Poppy Day ... that one struck home.

  • @Naofumi-Iwatani
    @Naofumi-Iwatani 2 роки тому +2

    The Dni attacked on Poppy Day?
    (Imitates Edmund Duke)
    Yall need some good ol fashioned discipline, that's what you need!

  • @kronos48221
    @kronos48221 3 роки тому

    Officially my favorite

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 2 роки тому

    For the story the Algorithm and the voice

  • @gregbradshaw1622
    @gregbradshaw1622 3 роки тому +1

    Anglosphere in outer space!

  • @markuhler2664
    @markuhler2664 2 роки тому +7

    I am so pleased that 11/11 was used. I couldn't think of a day that would cause such a reaction. That day would I hope.
    Unfortunately, here in the US at least, it's become just another 3 day weekend with super sales in stores. I find it disgusting.

    • @crayzkato6607
      @crayzkato6607 2 роки тому +2

      i had to LOOK IT UP, to understand. disgraceful USA.... absolutely disgraceful.

    • @lemieux-z8933
      @lemieux-z8933 2 роки тому

      @@crayzkato6607 It's called capitalism

    • @vicroc4
      @vicroc4 Рік тому

      It's absolutely disgusting that it's become that to civilians here in the US. But the military, at least, would have the proper reaction.

  • @terrieterblans7027
    @terrieterblans7027 4 місяці тому

    Humans we celebrate every day!

  • @thunderbird4636
    @thunderbird4636 3 роки тому

    Awesome story

  • @lornbaker1083
    @lornbaker1083 2 роки тому +1

    Humanity to the aliens: You came to the wrong house on the wrong day fool!

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +11

    Somebody thinks the Brits will restore the Empire.

  • @cnlbenmc
    @cnlbenmc 3 роки тому +1

    Total War; it's a Hell of a Thing...

  • @GnarledStaff
    @GnarledStaff 2 роки тому +3

    Lol, people in the comments missing the fact that the subordinate manipulated a terran merchant ship into the enemy in order to incite an incident thay would bring the terrans to war on their side.

    • @vicroc4
      @vicroc4 Рік тому

      They had best not let the Terrans find out about that one. We tend to have... issues with those sorts of games.

  • @tylernelson2218
    @tylernelson2218 2 роки тому +1

    I tell people that me and each of my siblings were poppy boys and poppy girls and they genuinely have no clue what that is lmao

  • @farmerned6
    @farmerned6 Рік тому +1

    Why are they selling poppies, Mummy?
    Selling poppies in town today.
    The poppies, child, are flowers of love.
    For the men who marched away.
    But why have they chosen a poppy, Mummy?
    Why not a beautiful rose?
    Because my child, men fought and died
    In the fields where the poppies grow.
    But why are the poppies so red, Mummy?
    Why are the poppies so red?
    Red is the colour of blood, my child.
    The blood that our soldiers shed.
    The heart of the poppy is black, Mummy.
    Why does it have to be black?
    Black, my child, is the symbol of grief.
    For the men who never came back.
    But why, Mummy are you crying so?
    Your tears are giving you pain.
    My tears are my fears for you my child.
    For the world is forgetting again.

  • @gp-1542
    @gp-1542 2 роки тому +1

    we fight all day for real or stupid reasons. we could be friends if you treat us nice and let us beat each other

  • @SergeyWaytov
    @SergeyWaytov 3 роки тому +3

    Wow, really bad idea on Dni side, and great job with narration, Aggro

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому

      Glad you enjoyed

    • @SergeyWaytov
      @SergeyWaytov 3 роки тому

      @@AgroSquerril oh, Im a bit surprised, wasn't expecting whole reply, not just one more smiley-face to my collection *insert Grievous meme there*

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +1

      @@SergeyWaytov wouldn't want to ruin your collection so here you go :)

    • @SergeyWaytov
      @SergeyWaytov 3 роки тому

      @@AgroSquerril hehe, thanks, and since we got in a conversation, I guess the difference here been a comment on your narration as well as on story itself?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому

      @@SergeyWaytov depends on the comment. If i have something to add then i do , if not but i want to show that i enjoyed the comment i put a smile.

  • @oakenshadow6763
    @oakenshadow6763 Рік тому +1

    They attacked on Poppy Day. November 11th. Armistance Day. That is why their armistance will not be honored. They didn't honor ours.

  • @AlexWithington
    @AlexWithington 2 роки тому

    UA-cam had good timing on this one as it is the day after anzac day here

  • @madswipe4419
    @madswipe4419 Рік тому

    I thought they hit them on Christmas, was like ohh your in for a fun time, realised it’s Remembrance Day and I stopped for a second, just saying they have signed the death warrant for their own species

  • @focusrssteve
    @focusrssteve 2 місяці тому

    Nice comment for the algorithm

  • @tomhchappell
    @tomhchappell 2 роки тому

    That was good!

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 2 роки тому +1

    11/11 remember it and take heed xenos

  • @johns9652
    @johns9652 3 місяці тому

    Is this a story set in a world with a fleshed out universe? I could swear I just listened to a video in my car a few days ago that mentioned "the Dni" as a people. Since most of Agro's videos are just text based, with nothing to actually watch, I frequently just listen to the vids on bluetooth audio in my car while driving back and forth to work.

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 роки тому +1

    For the algorithm!

  • @The_Viscount
    @The_Viscount 2 роки тому

    As an American, we don't put the same importance on the First World War as the Second. And, while Armistice day is remembered here, it is as "Veterans Day:" a day of honor and remembrance for all veterans past and present. That said, the (US) American people have a history of responding to any attack on our home soil with fanatical zeal. I imagine that the very fact Earth was struck would be enough to get us to shift to war footing and support any outrage. We may not be the industrial giant we were, but we definitely know how to mobilize a fresh force with rapid speed.

    • @vicroc4
      @vicroc4 Рік тому

      It wouldn't take much to rally the US to the cause, sure. But there's a lot of our boys and girls in uniform that would have to be actively held back until a proper plan could be made. Not to mention a lot of those who had previously served, who might or might not wait for the DoD to accept them back on active duty before doing something.

  • @stephenaustin142
    @stephenaustin142 2 місяці тому

    Lest we forget

  • @vicroc4
    @vicroc4 Рік тому

    November 11 may not hold the same significance to the US as it does to those countries of the Commonwealth, but you can be sure that our military would see an attack happening on our Veterans' Day as just as much of an affront. The Dni done fucked up, royally.

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 2 роки тому

    This pisses on the whole point of Armistice day. Armistice day is about never forgetting the horrors of war and never repeating them. These humans forgot the horrors of war, and chose to repeat them.

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 3 роки тому +3

    For the Algorithm11
    And You Tube Gumph

  • @thenthson
    @thenthson 3 роки тому

    For.
    The.
    _ALGORITHM!!_

  • @peterwall8191
    @peterwall8191 3 роки тому

    For the Sqerril!

  • @eliandervalderen5849
    @eliandervalderen5849 3 роки тому +1

    I like her

  • @stanisawpiekieko9069
    @stanisawpiekieko9069 2 роки тому

    Pause this video and look at the text! It looks like it moves!

  • @mikehenthorn1778
    @mikehenthorn1778 Рік тому

    11th hour, 11th day, 11th month.

  • @Adam3343
    @Adam3343 3 роки тому +1

    what is poppy day?

    • @CEBph5997
      @CEBph5997 3 роки тому +3

      Remembrance Day, a day to remember of all the Fallen Soldiers of the Great War, or WW1.
      The Aliens decided to invade us at that specific day, hence why ALL of us Humans are HELLBENT on EXTERMINATING THEM.

    • @DarkVeghetta
      @DarkVeghetta 2 роки тому

      @@CEBph5997 Eeeh... more like all of the Anglosphere. So, a good chunk of the world's military assets (~33% at last census), but not even close to a majority of the world's population (only 6%, if the wiki article on the Anglosphere is credible).
      Thus, most of the world does not celebrate 'Remembrance Day', though there typically are national analogues - but usually not on that date.

  • @jacknomusanom9159
    @jacknomusanom9159 3 роки тому +1

    👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @Darqshadow
    @Darqshadow 22 дні тому

    Armistice Day!?!?! Someone w
    Should have sent them the full documentation about World War 1 and why its a BAD idea to shoot humans on that day.

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 3 роки тому

    neat

  • @jimmycoyote74
    @jimmycoyote74 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm

  • @dishka3452
    @dishka3452 11 місяців тому

    Ok, so what's a "Poppy Day" and why I, as a Terran, should be mad about it?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  11 місяців тому

      Remembrance day for the end of World War 1 to honor the soldiers lost

    • @ChocolatePoltergiest
      @ChocolatePoltergiest 11 місяців тому

      Remembrance Day (or Armistice Day in the US) is held on Nov 11 to honour those passed in WW1, with Commonwealth countries observing a minute of silence at 11am (when hostilities ended).

  • @csweezey18
    @csweezey18 3 роки тому +1

    What's poppy day?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +2

      A day of remembrance for all fallen soldiers in the commonwealth

  • @julesmasseffectmusic
    @julesmasseffectmusic Рік тому

    Never ever attack a prey species that has surv8ve the shit we have on the day we remember the horrors that we have have committed upon themselves.

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 10 місяців тому

    283rd, 31 December 2023

  • @cripto130
    @cripto130 3 роки тому +26

    FIRST!!!! AHGAHAHA

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 3 місяці тому

    December 7th, 1941.

  • @KiithNaabal
    @KiithNaabal 3 роки тому +2

    Well this is not historically accurate. If there were breaks was up to either. Side and prior agreements. Many commanders throughout history did not do so!

  • @mfree80286
    @mfree80286 3 роки тому

    Fort Heal Gorithm

  • @DarkVeghetta
    @DarkVeghetta 2 роки тому +1

    As far as I'm aware, it's only the Anglosphere and a few European nations that celebrate Remembrance Day/Poppy Day or a similar holiday at that date. There are national analogues, but I'd wager few on the same date and, importantly, likely not with the same cultural gravitas that it holds for the US/UK/FR, for example.
    Thus, the Dni are probably getting their asses kicked by *only 6-ish percent of humanity* (that's the extent of the Anglosphere, as a percent of world population as per wiki data).

    • @crayzkato6607
      @crayzkato6607 2 роки тому

      ever heard of mad jack? the British produce madmen who will stop at nothing when roused.

    • @DarkVeghetta
      @DarkVeghetta 2 роки тому

      @@crayzkato6607 Used to; back in the Rule Britannia days. But yes, I've seen more than one documentary on him.

  • @rowbot5555
    @rowbot5555 Рік тому

    No greater freind no feircer foe

  • @Elyseon
    @Elyseon Рік тому

    "This is anti-sense" Humanity in a nutshell.

  • @longpham418
    @longpham418 2 роки тому

    Everyone play turn based war game but Terran play rts

  • @Resomius
    @Resomius Рік тому

    I enjoid that Story. But to be true I would be more enraged if they attacked on christmas.
    THAT would have united the world.
    well at least like a third of it.
    Isnt memorial day just an american thing?
    Its like asking me as a german for you to get angry for them attacking at reunification day.

    • @ChocolatePoltergiest
      @ChocolatePoltergiest 11 місяців тому

      Remembrance Day (Poppy Day and Armistice/Veterans Day in the US) is observed by Commonwealth and other countries on November 11 to honour those lost in WW1. It is the day featured in this story.
      Memorial Day is a US national holiday observed on the last Monday of May to honour those who died while serving in the US armed forces. Bit like Australia and NZ's ANZAC Day.

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 роки тому +1

    F.A.S..

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому

      For the algorithm

    • @ballisticm0use72
      @ballisticm0use72 3 роки тому

      How did you get that symbol on your name?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому

      @@ballisticm0use72 UA-cam channel member

    • @ballisticm0use72
      @ballisticm0use72 3 роки тому +1

      @@AgroSquerril ok thanks

    • @arakheno4051
      @arakheno4051 3 роки тому

      @@ballisticm0use72 It also changes color based on now long (you can mouse over it to see) .. 8m for me

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm