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  • @dominiking69
    @dominiking69 11 днів тому +126

    "3 species simultaneously evolved the ability to faint just to get away" man that nearly made me fall off my chair

    • @oblivionhunter7854
      @oblivionhunter7854 6 днів тому +3

      You and me both

    • @voiceofafreeamerica9854
      @voiceofafreeamerica9854 2 дні тому +3

      For me, it was the part about the now sentient paperwork forming a support group for bureaucratic entities, or the part where the Insect Ambassador accidentally sent a mating signal to the house plant who started planning marriage.

  • @janet6421
    @janet6421 15 днів тому +291

    Baby Shark on loop for several days sounds like a war crime.

    • @maco8022
      @maco8022 14 днів тому +12

      Becaose it is

    • @raeishimura
      @raeishimura 14 днів тому +13

      ​@@maco8022 and if it wasn't, it sure would be after that

    • @JFDSmit-rm6tw
      @JFDSmit-rm6tw 13 днів тому +11

      It could have been replaced with some hours of nyan cat every few days.

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 13 днів тому

      @@JFDSmit-rm6twor Rick roll

    • @GrumpyManatee
      @GrumpyManatee 13 днів тому +18

      Ain't a war crime if it's the first time! Just ask the Canadians 🇨🇦

  • @TanyaSapienVintage
    @TanyaSapienVintage 11 днів тому +103

    "weapons grade levels of passive-aggressiveness" was my favorite line

    • @Wudelfin
      @Wudelfin 7 днів тому +3

      I'm a veteran of 'the Barney song' phrase, 'Baby shark' is just background noise....

  • @ruthlesace
    @ruthlesace 14 днів тому +57

    Glitter, sentient house plants, baby shark do do do do do do, and the macarena sounds like a WONDERFUL malicious compliance strategy.

  • @beccabbea2511
    @beccabbea2511 15 днів тому +211

    This is brilliant. Loving the humour. Malicious compliance at its ultimate level. 😂 Well done and thanks.

  • @Its_Squirly
    @Its_Squirly 15 днів тому +142

    "even the AI are depressed" best line

  • @AsobiMedio
    @AsobiMedio 11 днів тому +52

    "The paperwork has gained sentience and is attempting to unionize."
    By the gods...

  • @mahshic2660
    @mahshic2660 13 днів тому +87

    Why is it that “enough paperwork to wallpaper the entire universe “ is the one line that terrifies me the most?

  • @ferrelallan9575
    @ferrelallan9575 15 днів тому +100

    I had tears in my eyes at the end. Baby shark, been there. When I was in the military, we had that paper problem too! I loved walking by officers country, you walk hold your salute and they all must salute uou back! You can see their anger.

    • @cybercifrado
      @cybercifrado 3 дні тому +3

      @ferrelallan9575 I remember seeing a story on reddit where there was an asinine officer that demanded all those of lesser-rank salute him. Squad got tired of it, and one day they had their chance. Whilst out doing laps, they saw the officer exiting his vehicle. So their group slowed down and spread out just in range of each other to draw out the salute as long as possible. Oh, and this was in over 100F weather with sweltering heat and sun. :D

  •  14 днів тому +22

    Oh god the part where a sigh can mean we are ready to go to war or ask for a manager made me lose it.
    After that I knew this would be a good one. So many good moments.
    Oh dear me my sides hurt from laughing!

  • @Hypercube2017
    @Hypercube2017 12 днів тому +30

    14:19 bro went for their *_lives_* with that one. Bureaucratic Warfare? More like a bureaucratic war _crime_ ! Props to his dedication to this legendary level of malicious compliance though.

    • @Hypercube2017
      @Hypercube2017 12 днів тому +2

      17:25 we’re only at the halfway mark and he’s introducing _cats_ ?! And… I’m on his side, but darn, dude’s bringing out the bureaucratic _nukes_ and there’s still a good way to go.

    • @Hypercube2017
      @Hypercube2017 12 днів тому +1

      29:21 that part had me literally screaming. XD

  • @nathankindle282
    @nathankindle282 14 днів тому +21

    This didnt make a lick of sense, but BY GOD, it was freaking HILARIOUS!

  • @josephmiller5402
    @josephmiller5402 15 днів тому +58

    ACTS OF EXTREME VIOLENCE SUCH AS DECLARATION OF WAR OR ASKING FOR THE MANAGER MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

    •  14 днів тому +10

      Karens, Karens never change.

    • @josephmiller5402
      @josephmiller5402 13 днів тому +4

      Lmao I know I used to work at a gas station when I was younger and the Karen’s I dealt with on night shift were like cracked up super Karen’s

    • @sisov
      @sisov 9 днів тому +2

      Asking for the manager extreme violence lol 😂

  • @JFDSmit-rm6tw
    @JFDSmit-rm6tw 14 днів тому +19

    Whoever writes these, has a wonderfully weirdly twisted sense of humour. I love it!

  • @PiKangNa
    @PiKangNa 12 днів тому +17

    He made the whole council wait on support call. 😂

  • @wurststar9023
    @wurststar9023 15 днів тому +16

    glitter achieving quantum tunneling? Yeah, they definitely do that already...

  • @honeybloopers2816
    @honeybloopers2816 9 днів тому +4

    This is no man. He is a manifestation of all human malice across all of time. 😭

  • @markfergerson2145
    @markfergerson2145 15 днів тому +62

    At some point, there’s going to be a severe resource crisis when the replicators used to produce all that paper run out of raw feedstock and entire stellar clusters are being disassembled down to their atoms to make more.
    Also, the Central Archives must already be at risk of collapsing into a black hole…

  • @JayOBrien86
    @JayOBrien86 13 днів тому +14

    Even the sentient paperwork started reading its own autobiography 😂😂

  • @ceasarspartacus
    @ceasarspartacus 15 днів тому +83

    After the day I've had, I would probably have declared war after the second interruption over hot sauce.

    • @ceasarspartacus
      @ceasarspartacus 15 днів тому +12

      Probably why I'm not a galactic diplomat

    • @diarradunlap9337
      @diarradunlap9337 15 днів тому +21

      An interstellar war? Over hot sauce? YEP. Sounds legit, to me!
      *Note to non-Humans: Four rules to follow:
      1- Do *NOT* touch our boats/ships/spacecraft, or we WILL drop a LITERAL sun on your world. TWO suns, if your world is a dual-star system.
      2: Harm any human, and expect a brutal retribution. IF said human is a child, expect EXTINCTION.
      3: Never, EVER, get between humans and their sauces/spices/seasonings. IF that sauce is a hot sauce of ANY kind, then you'll have to contend with not just ordinary humans, but humans of the following varieties: Southeasters American rednecks, Americans of Sub-Saharan African descent, Mesoamericans, Mediterranean Europeans, South Asians and Southeast Asians. IF those groups of humans are arguing, you will INSTANTLY turn their ire from each other to YOU.
      4: NEVER interrupt or otherwise tamper with the Internet services. If you do, expect retaliation from human pre-teens, teens, and twenty-somethings.
      P.S.: We forgot Rule 5: If in doubt, refer to rules 1,2, 3, and 4.

  • @jeffwobrak5205
    @jeffwobrak5205 15 днів тому +64

    I knew Kudzu had to be involved when" grew through 3 decks" was mentioned

  • @justinheck4271
    @justinheck4271 7 днів тому +5

    Before even reading the description this story felt like something out of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Seeing Douglas Adams name in the description tells me this story did in fact come from one cool frood.

  • @rosetheauracle
    @rosetheauracle 9 днів тому +5

    Humans consume spices for pleasure. IDK if it's the statement or the reaction to the statement is funnier. 😂😂😂
    There is so much to reference here. I'm am cracking up laughing! I am truly entertained.

  • @panchora99
    @panchora99 12 днів тому +11

    17:42 sweet lord almighty. How does one even begin to imagine that scenario and then put it into words?

  • @narrowmarinenocommentary6633
    @narrowmarinenocommentary6633 8 днів тому +3

    “Requesting to see the manager” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @paulpickett4522
    @paulpickett4522 14 днів тому +8

    xD "Panic puddle". ...Oh, that doesn't even do this work of art justice. I'm only 3:34 into it and I'm just loving it =)

    • @paulpickett4522
      @paulpickett4522 14 днів тому

      11:38 ...I had NO idea what was to come. ...I have lived 3 lifetimes of content since my last comment...

  • @wandapease-gi8yo
    @wandapease-gi8yo 15 днів тому +45

    The author of this and other related videos is, or possibly are incredibly warped and amusing!

  • @LizzieLeish
    @LizzieLeish 15 днів тому +13

    I love the humour in your stories. They are bringing a smile and a proper laugh to my life, the hold my beer story had me in stiches. thank you

  • @stephan-tm7mb
    @stephan-tm7mb 15 днів тому +25

    Humans were technically correct. The best kind of correct.

    • @4n3c
      @4n3c 8 днів тому +1

      I hereby promote you to grade 37

    • @stephan-tm7mb
      @stephan-tm7mb 8 днів тому +1

      @@4n3c I see this promotion has the correct paperwork in trifold, however you are missing two stamps on section twelve subsection C.

  • @rosetheauracle
    @rosetheauracle 9 днів тому +3

    No species would be that petty....McGilykuddy, " Hey blip-blop I need to do some monumental petty s**t, what do you know about malicious compliance?"

  • @teamidris
    @teamidris 14 днів тому +6

    LOL, great story in an excellent genre. I enjoyed this as much as “whom the princesses would destroy” and it is indeed wonderfully Douglass Adam’s :D

  • @jeffreysmall2397
    @jeffreysmall2397 7 днів тому +4

    Never under estimate a species who runs off caffine and spite!

  • @ryansheffield5930
    @ryansheffield5930 10 днів тому +4

    Honestly this entire thing sounded almost like it came out of the same universe as hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and I love it😂.

    • @baraktownsley2569
      @baraktownsley2569 8 днів тому

      That was my first thought. It’s very Douglas Adams. The only thing that would make this better is to have Stephen Fry narrate it.

  • @Numbah12AD
    @Numbah12AD 14 днів тому +10

    pfft, I wish they would use this on earth for against ourselves... love the houseplants part...

  •  13 днів тому +4

    It has a spark of Pratchet's work. Good story.

  • @dnitchke
    @dnitchke 15 днів тому +3

    I love malicious compliance stories!!!1

  • @stevemiller8032
    @stevemiller8032 8 днів тому +2

    The glitter achieved sentience. I rolled out of my chair.

  • @ghostofwolfmoonmani3877
    @ghostofwolfmoonmani3877 13 днів тому +5

    Sitting on a bag of angry squirrels? I'm taking this.

  • @dougtriplett
    @dougtriplett 3 дні тому +1

    This is the funniezt of these Ive listened to. great writing and jokws.

  • @alexfrankenfield1529
    @alexfrankenfield1529 15 днів тому +9

    Malicious compliance in Spaaaace

  • @Kreatores
    @Kreatores 13 днів тому +2

    Terry Pratchet would shed an enlightened tear after reading this

  • @chrisb9279
    @chrisb9279 12 днів тому +3

    so feels like Douglas Adams in a bath.

  • @tomshepard5308
    @tomshepard5308 15 днів тому +13

    Fabulous. Totally channeling Douglas Adams.

    • @bradhoward9701
      @bradhoward9701 15 днів тому +4

      something somewhere between adams and pratchett for sure!

    •  14 днів тому +1

      @@bradhoward9701 You nailed it, it is a perfect blend of the two.

  • @korpellious7622
    @korpellious7622 11 днів тому +1

    Of all these types of stories I've listened to. This is absolutely the best. Every new ridiculous situation made me smile or laugh out loud.

  • @stevenbowman8999
    @stevenbowman8999 13 днів тому +3

    Awesome! I loved the humor and uniqueness of this story!

  • @Xingmey
    @Xingmey 14 днів тому +3

    the baby shark incident
    lol

  • @GentlemanKane
    @GentlemanKane 7 днів тому +1

    Imma get started on the paperwork for this brilliant halarious video, all 47.8 quintillion forms..... in triplicate ofcourse, just to be safe

  • @paulstevens7311
    @paulstevens7311 14 днів тому +2

    This is sooo good someone should turn this into a tv series

  • @whycantwealljustgetalong1050
    @whycantwealljustgetalong1050 3 дні тому

    This was, and I cannot stress it enough. The first piece of media to make me laugh in at least a year. Probably the best space story comedy ever.Good job guys

  • @BastetMusic
    @BastetMusic 9 днів тому +4

    This is a whole new realm of human pettiness

  • @roughneckmp
    @roughneckmp 15 днів тому +18

    Hey, let’s give a quick shoutout to Blip Bloop!!!!! I make a motion to make Blip Bloop an honorary human, may I get a second?

    • @jja-yb2bm
      @jja-yb2bm 15 днів тому +5

      I second

    • @Charlie94781
      @Charlie94781 14 днів тому +2

      I Third… Blip Bloop was doing his best to make sure that the human was kept on a leash

  • @TheIrishWanderer2166
    @TheIrishWanderer2166 6 днів тому +1

    'The paperwork has gained sentience'
    Me: *sigh* I'll get the flamethrower.

  • @col.mustard1233
    @col.mustard1233 15 днів тому +16

    I haven't laughed like this since Robbin Williams!

  • @1990loulou
    @1990loulou 15 днів тому +4

    This is the pinnacle of petty and I am so damn proud to be of the same specie 😢😂😂😂

  • @plexisgaming
    @plexisgaming 15 днів тому +5

    Absolutely hilarious. Keep up the good work.

  • @MatrixDownload5150
    @MatrixDownload5150 15 днів тому +19

    Glitter is more persistent than anything ever created. I found some cleaning that’s been there for almost nine years! It’s green and was from an art project! It has been considered traumatic every time I clean for this reason! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Sonnabend00
      @Sonnabend00 15 днів тому +5

      I disagree, sir. My recommendation is a tactical deployment of glitter imbued confetti.

    •  14 днів тому +3

      @@Sonnabend00 YOU MONSTER! lol

    •  14 днів тому +3

      Oh my daughter got some glitter like stuff in a onesie she got 3 years ago, I still find it in the washing machine and on the onesie every time I wash it. HOW!?

  • @drachonisarchen3118
    @drachonisarchen3118 7 днів тому +1

    17:41
    Bro gave a space mantis TOURETTE'S😂😂

  • @Lippdinos
    @Lippdinos 14 днів тому +4

    I loved that story!! it was HILLARIOUS! Who wrote this? please tell me it's not an AI corruption of literature or I will be the one filing for malicious compliance! somehow, having lived in Brazil and having survived the cold War, studying Stasi bureaucratic techniques, makes this just that much more funny!

  • @honeybloopers2816
    @honeybloopers2816 9 днів тому +1

    “In triplicate” is this man’s historic quote 💀

  • @C.f.b._entertainment-thepeps
    @C.f.b._entertainment-thepeps 15 днів тому +16

    Man using their own rules against them

  • @Byvenic
    @Byvenic 2 дні тому +1

    The paperwork gaining sentience and demanding better working conditions is hilarious.

  • @alexanderlucard4810
    @alexanderlucard4810 8 днів тому +1

    This feels like a short story from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy setting.

  • @ebisuezo
    @ebisuezo 15 днів тому +6

    Militant Politeness.

    • @HO-os8ry
      @HO-os8ry 10 днів тому +1

      Break out the 24/7 cats doing funny stuff vids

  • @hotwire23bwired59
    @hotwire23bwired59 5 днів тому +1

    The safety meeting after this probably starts with "malicious compliance might not be a crime but come on guys this is a bit much"

  • @SmokePoppa
    @SmokePoppa 15 днів тому +4

    I wasn't amused at first, but by the time this story was up... I was laughing that jolly old fat man laugh.

  • @abyssalreclass
    @abyssalreclass 3 дні тому +1

    The power of paperwork compels you!

  • @silverdragon1460
    @silverdragon1460 2 дні тому +1

    KUDZU??? The mad lad!!

  • @4n3c
    @4n3c 8 днів тому +1

    I don't remember the last time I laughed this much...

  • @roberthuron9160
    @roberthuron9160 15 днів тому +4

    Keith Laumer had his hero,Retif,of the CDT,do what could pass,as your writer's predessor! He would stop a war,or invasion,by using MEDDLE,or MUDDLE,to mix up destinations,and the troops,would go in a different location! Anyway,another example of Malicious Compliance! If you come across Mr. Laumer's novels,they are well worth reading,and good for inspiration! Thank you 😇 😊!

  • @Azraekan
    @Azraekan 14 днів тому +1

    Chaos... wonderful brilliant chaos...

  • @mypizza4715
    @mypizza4715 11 днів тому

    These theme of videos are way more enjoyable to listen to the over saturated earth underdog war stories. This was comedic brilliance

  • @philos34002
    @philos34002 9 днів тому

    Congratulations on reaching Douglas Adams levels of hilarity. I pray for one small gleam of intelligence in the film production realms that will get this made as a series

  • @eleklovatka7666
    @eleklovatka7666 15 днів тому +2

    Okay, this one was actually pretty good. Made me chuckle. 👍

  • @601salsa
    @601salsa 15 днів тому +4

    I love this channel, the stories are hilarious, the voice used is perfect.

  • @andonbailey9656
    @andonbailey9656 12 днів тому +2

    I don't know what a caffeine based economy looks like, but I kinda want to see it.

  • @nairbvel
    @nairbvel 15 днів тому +4

    This was a fun story -- it would have been a whole lot nicer without the totally screwed-up captions...

  • @WandaHadley
    @WandaHadley 14 днів тому +4

    What happened to Mr Whiskers?

  • @risingwind8943
    @risingwind8943 2 дні тому

    "The gentle sonic torture of smooth jazz played through a kazoo."
    What a line.

  • @hollyferay8131
    @hollyferay8131 13 днів тому +1

    What an evilly gleefully masterstroke!❤

  • @josephmiller5402
    @josephmiller5402 15 днів тому

    Idk if anyone else noticed this but BABY SHARK LOL aside from already loving the videos this channel makes because let’s be honest who doesn’t like hearing a super fascinating story about tales of things we wish we could do

    • @josephmiller5402
      @josephmiller5402 15 днів тому

      Me especially being disabled know I’m damaged and can’t do stuff most people my age still can these stories help me forget about that even if it’s just for a little bit and that is something no treatment or medication has ever been able to do

  • @sdragut
    @sdragut 15 днів тому +2

    stupid and ridiculous but funny enough to keep you listening. Good episode.

  • @katiebird53
    @katiebird53 13 днів тому +1

    OMG waiting on hold I can't stop laughing this is so great

  • @BrianCarter-nl5nr
    @BrianCarter-nl5nr 13 днів тому +2

    Don't forget Squeaky Chicken dog toy.

    • @Wordsmiths
      @Wordsmiths 10 днів тому

      SQUEAKY CHICKEN DOG TOYS ftw! ;-)

  • @sindeon
    @sindeon 15 днів тому

    Laughed so hard had tears. Thx for the awesome story

  • @toxxaniusornica824
    @toxxaniusornica824 4 дні тому

    Added this to the favorite list

  • @arc-Droper
    @arc-Droper 14 днів тому

    This is absolutely beautiful

  • @sentry105
    @sentry105 12 днів тому +2

    how to make the council loose there mind:

  • @AfterTheFlashGamer
    @AfterTheFlashGamer 14 днів тому +1

    CANT Stop fucking laughing 💀☠️

  • @MrAnonymoose01
    @MrAnonymoose01 12 днів тому +1

    This sounds like something that would be from the hitchhikers guide universe

  • @deborahbissette1376
    @deborahbissette1376 14 днів тому +1

    This has to be 100 percent human written

  • @chrishagen4903
    @chrishagen4903 15 днів тому +4

    This sounds like a Douglas Adams fan.

  • @TheJohnny50000
    @TheJohnny50000 11 днів тому +1

    This is how we should deal with hostile policies and politicians on earth. This video had me laughing so hard. May God bless all of you at Sci Realms. ( watch the aliens freak out about that as well. )

  • @cindycampbell3761
    @cindycampbell3761 8 днів тому +1

    This is AWESOME crackfic! 😂

  • @aurorialgaming1935
    @aurorialgaming1935 2 дні тому +1

    Are we gonna ignore that one of them married a plant?

  • @Alice-ng2po
    @Alice-ng2po 15 днів тому

    I absolutely loved this story! It was gut bustingly funny

  • @NorbertPueschel
    @NorbertPueschel 15 днів тому +4

    Pure genius! 😂

  • @deborahkindler4452
    @deborahkindler4452 3 дні тому

    Im hooked.

  • @nukeboss1835
    @nukeboss1835 14 днів тому

    the most funniest thing i've listened to all day

  • @Wahots79
    @Wahots79 5 днів тому

    That had to have been the funniest thing I've listened to in a VERY long time. Sadly, I ended up with carpal tunnel syndrome as I had to right reports (in triplicate of course) to describe what made me laugh...each time I laughed.

  • @gregjones2217
    @gregjones2217 14 днів тому

    How wonderfully bureaucratic.