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  • @AlexMeyersVids
    @AlexMeyersVids  4 роки тому +5912

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    • @kittyboomboom1040
      @kittyboomboom1040 4 роки тому +23

      Alex Meyers Thank you Dash lane for letting Alex react to this movie

    • @jollybear_wastaken
      @jollybear_wastaken 4 роки тому +10

      Thx for reacting to this movie 😁
      This is literally one of the weirdest movies I've ever watched

    • @michelvelasco866
      @michelvelasco866 4 роки тому +13

      Alex Meyers watch the 2movie when it comes out pls

    • @stefreuvekamp1442
      @stefreuvekamp1442 4 роки тому +11

      Can you please do "love, simon"???? Please please please please

    • @soobnzzn
      @soobnzzn 4 роки тому +2

      Alex. Zombies aren't bad guys there misunderstood.

  • @sploinkbob
    @sploinkbob 4 роки тому +10893

    Why is there a Disney movie about zombie racism

    • @aribloservinwtf
      @aribloservinwtf 4 роки тому +306

      satan you know what I was thinking that to

    • @starame2452
      @starame2452 4 роки тому +406

      Well they had a show about monster racism trying to be ended by a magical princess

    • @bongofury5924
      @bongofury5924 4 роки тому +165

      Must be a BLACK PEOPLE racist reference

    • @starame2452
      @starame2452 4 роки тому +34

      Sarai Bitch yeah I rewatched it 4 times already 😅 I love that show

    • @kirbysuperstaruhh3769
      @kirbysuperstaruhh3769 4 роки тому +108

      -They had a movie about animal racism-

  • @florafangs7664
    @florafangs7664 4 роки тому +4369

    "I'm segregated from people and deal with prejudice daily"
    "Yeah I get what you mean my hair is white so it's basically the same thing-"

    • @cthonisprincess4011
      @cthonisprincess4011 4 роки тому +291

      Ashe If she was albino, I’d understand, because albinos, regardless of race, are discriminated against.

    • @literaIIyshy
      @literaIIyshy 4 роки тому +71

      They're segregated because they're different, "freaks". She has white hair, which is different and therefore, if anyone finds out, would make her a freak too

    • @maddiepaddy2608
      @maddiepaddy2608 4 роки тому +176

      When she revealed here hair I honestly thought it was hideous. Like brush it dude

    • @TenebraeLux
      @TenebraeLux 4 роки тому +68

      @@maddiepaddy2608 Well, it was under a wig.

    • @rgggtv1451
      @rgggtv1451 4 роки тому +100

      Shirley M. girl people dye their hair pink and blue she could just say it’s a colour and no one would care

  • @amethystmoon4264
    @amethystmoon4264 Рік тому +805

    "But she also has a really DARK SECRET she can't tell ANYONE!"
    "That's right, she got 3 different hair colors goin on here!"

    • @turtleyoutubeaccount
      @turtleyoutubeaccount Рік тому +4

      yep we all saw that too

    • @moredac2881
      @moredac2881 Рік тому +12

      @@turtleyoutubeaccount Yeah, but it’s being repeated in text, which makes it even funnier

    • @turtleyoutubeaccount
      @turtleyoutubeaccount Рік тому

      @@moredac2881 it makes it less funny

    • @moredac2881
      @moredac2881 Рік тому +9

      @@turtleyoutubeaccount If by less, you mean more

  • @calebwashere
    @calebwashere Рік тому +378

    I'm still stuck on Addison's main "flaw" being that her blonde hair is extremely blonde, and somehow she thinks it's the same as being systematically oppressed

    • @AISNeymar
      @AISNeymar 10 місяців тому +19

      I don't recall that she ever said that in Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 1. I this movie, she just stated that they both needed to hide their flaws to not get opressed, which she somewhat gets when she shows her hair.
      It's more about bad writing than character flaws. Her character became annoying in the second and third but I think she was fine in the 1st

    • @RandomGirl785
      @RandomGirl785 6 місяців тому

      @@AISNeymartrue

    • @k4ss_nymphenkora
      @k4ss_nymphenkora 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@AISNeymari dont really think that her hate in the first movie was all about her hair. She was singing a song about standing up for the zombies who WERE LITERALLY ALMOST KILLING PEOPLE and then she showed her white hair as if it was equivalent to zombie racism. In my opinion shes equivalent to a redhead who stands up against racism but thinks shes relatable to them because of a doithtly different hair color.

    • @AISNeymar
      @AISNeymar 5 місяців тому

      @@k4ss_nymphenkora Well Bucky knew about her hair and based of how he acted, I think it's safe to assume that she was different and needed to hide it.
      The Acys even asked if it was an overbite she had that made her different. Or if one leg was shorter than the other. If that's what it takes, it's safe to assume that Seabrook would opress her for her hair.

    • @dankyjoker
      @dankyjoker 2 місяці тому +1

      Only if you goto school in an inner city shithole. My daughter who has blonde hair was constantly made fun of by her black teachers and black school mates. It was from a place of envy and jealousy, as explained to me by the black principal. Get out of your box and expand your mind.

  • @SC51793
    @SC51793 4 роки тому +9265

    She thinks she has it hard, try being the tall girl.

    • @cocopops4974
      @cocopops4974 4 роки тому +342

      Bwahahahah that movie was a joke 🤣🤣 netflix is a joke

    • @twes003
      @twes003 4 роки тому +127

      @@cocopops4974 And Zombies isn't?

    • @rachelleredd8803
      @rachelleredd8803 4 роки тому +88

      Coco Pops I agree, except Stranger Things came from Netflix, so it's not all bad

    • @kyb740
      @kyb740 4 роки тому +53

      Rachelle Redd there’s a lot of good Netflix shows. 13 Reasons Why, Stranger Things, You, etc. then u got the bad batch lol

    • @luckyseven8026
      @luckyseven8026 4 роки тому +41

      That one person who said tall girl was actually good 🤣

  • @bluefoxgalaxy6057
    @bluefoxgalaxy6057 3 роки тому +2381

    “racism portrayed in a Zombie apocalypse”

    • @oneangryboi408
      @oneangryboi408 3 роки тому +91

      Is nobody going to talk about how the black token girl of the cheerleading squad is the one flat out dishing out the racism by bluntly calling the zombies "freaks"?

    • @justanotherrandomdisneyfan3717
      @justanotherrandomdisneyfan3717 3 роки тому +20

      @@oneangryboi408 lol yeah their whole ‘squad’ was weird

    • @xxthatsnotmexx
      @xxthatsnotmexx 3 роки тому +13

      Was just about to say the same thing. It's basically when they integrated white and black schools in the late 1960's and 1970's.

    • @xxthatsnotmexx
      @xxthatsnotmexx 3 роки тому +15

      @@oneangryboi408 there's always that one person, "Well this black person did this!" You missed the entire reference and point.

    • @jodie6577
      @jodie6577 3 роки тому +9

      @@xxthatsnotmexx they do that all the time💀 “see black girl more racist”

  • @gloomiiii
    @gloomiiii Рік тому +610

    The entire storyline of these movies is just about Addison choosing which minority she wants to fit into.
    Also Z-Bands are just Adderal for Zombies

    • @ZombieGoddessxi
      @ZombieGoddessxi Рік тому +32

      The adderal analogy is actually really good. Taking too little (Zed Zombing out for the football games) or too much (going human to impress Addison’s parents) can really hurt you like messing with the Z-Band does to Zed.

    • @TheFanBoy1233
      @TheFanBoy1233 9 місяців тому +11

      @@ZombieGoddessxibasically drugs

  • @Rathdrgnknight
    @Rathdrgnknight Рік тому +584

    Ok so when I was in my "Twilight" phase as a teen I read the book "Generation Dead" Which is this movie but significantly better. The zombies were more like people with disabilities, the plot was akin to zombie Hairspray where the undead kids had to fight for their rights (with less singing). It was a civil rights allegory but it also touched on ableism and took itself seriously. This seems like a very, very bad adaptation of that book.

    • @lunastarsorry6972
      @lunastarsorry6972 Рік тому +12

      👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @badulgumm5458
      @badulgumm5458 Рік тому +10

      Sounds good

    • @jenna_242
      @jenna_242 Рік тому +14

      Alex: "something you should know about bucky is he's not a fan of zombies
      Me: also he's the most annoying person on the planet

    • @ThatRandomEncounterGuy
      @ThatRandomEncounterGuy Рік тому +14

      The closest thing I could compare it to was the movie Warm Bodies where a teenage zombie boy actually regains his sentience after falling in love with a teenage girl.

    • @elliemejia4514
      @elliemejia4514 7 місяців тому

      D

  • @candley_1263
    @candley_1263 3 роки тому +8475

    “Im not actually blonde, im REALLY blonde” This had me WHEEZING

    • @kk4mi
      @kk4mi 3 роки тому +69

      Same🤣

    • @yeetmerp7933
      @yeetmerp7933 3 роки тому +65

      I'm dirty blonde

    • @jayci1
      @jayci1 3 роки тому +71

      *a blonde moment*

    • @bacon3997
      @bacon3997 3 роки тому +16

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @Chesperito_
      @Chesperito_ 3 роки тому +23

      Now im kinda imune to the humour but i fo chuckle

  • @lucifermorningstar8098
    @lucifermorningstar8098 4 роки тому +3611

    I love how the big plot twist is that she's not a natural blonde

    • @lucifermorningstar8098
      @lucifermorningstar8098 4 роки тому +91

      @Nikoll Lumaj umm it's called a joke??

    • @MahouShoujo-Studios
      @MahouShoujo-Studios 4 роки тому +70

      @Nikoll Lumaj That's the joke. It's not a big plot tWiSt, it's a stupid one that the Writers thought they were genius for.

    • @slayed301
      @slayed301 4 роки тому +15

      Nikoll Lumaj what.. that doesn’t make any sense we were going to find out anyways. And this video is spoiling about the movie so why are you here?

    • @222volleyball5
      @222volleyball5 4 роки тому +5

      Nikoll Lumaj it’s a joke chill! :))

    • @camque3353
      @camque3353 4 роки тому +3

      woosh

  • @wonderstorm116
    @wonderstorm116 Рік тому +159

    A lot of people say that Addison is trying to be oppressed because of her hair, but keep in mind that at the end, everyone hates her for it. I do feel like she should’ve been bald for the movie ngl though.

    • @Mr_._Violet
      @Mr_._Violet Рік тому +13

      Would’ve worked better

    • @wonderstorm116
      @wonderstorm116 11 місяців тому +3

      @@Fllrxia also take into consideration that the third movie looks as if it was thrown together without any prior thought as if they were only doing 2 then decided on a Saturday morning to do a third one lol

    • @wonderstorm116
      @wonderstorm116 11 місяців тому

      @@Fllrxia joking of course, but I’m not lying

    • @wonderstorm116
      @wonderstorm116 11 місяців тому

      @@Fllrxia honestly I agree with you.
      She just seems like a bit hypochondrial to me.
      (Someone always thinking they have all of the neuro science)

  • @cloudiiqueenofnewtropilis
    @cloudiiqueenofnewtropilis Рік тому +173

    If they were gonna focus on Addisons hair color and how she’s D I F F E R E N T 🥺✨💅 so much why didn’t they just make it green instead of white?

    • @cj500bmw7
      @cj500bmw7 Рік тому +1

      Low budget lmao

    • @QueenOfTheZombieApocalypse
      @QueenOfTheZombieApocalypse Рік тому +8

      Or bald.

    • @wonderstorm116
      @wonderstorm116 Рік тому

      @@QueenOfTheZombieApocalypse yeah, like if she’s afraid of being bullied or hated, give her that one syndrome that doesn’t let you grow hair on your body. That would be better ngl, but budget lol

    • @MrIronEll
      @MrIronEll Рік тому +5

      Had to use it to make 2 other films

  • @loldraws
    @loldraws 3 роки тому +5035

    "You don't know how it feels to be an outcast."
    "Yes I do." "I have REALLY blonde hair"

    • @Nappy772
      @Nappy772 3 роки тому +32

      Mmmmmm hmmmmm

    • @Hi-ky2wd
      @Hi-ky2wd 3 роки тому +64

      She lives in a place where her hair color is abnormal and freaky

    • @tinyblueunicorn7807
      @tinyblueunicorn7807 3 роки тому +139

      Yes that was so cringey and tone-deaf. It reminded me of that scene in one of the Kissing Booth movies where Elle's classmate came out to her and was worried about how people would react and whether they'd accept him still and she was like "Ah yes, I too know what it feels like to have to keep secrets and hide things because me and my hot boyfriend had to sneak around behind our friends' and relatives' backs and lie to everyone which ruined all our relationships so I get you."
      Like in both cases it's insulting to even compare the two experiences. One is a problem with society at large not accepting certain groups, the other is just . . . her problem. I feel like these moments were put into the script to show the character as empathetic and accepting so they're more likeable, but instead it just makes them come off as naïve and condescending because they have zero self-awareness of anyone else's problems. 🤦

    • @omniomelet1472
      @omniomelet1472 3 роки тому +18

      Unicorn of Madness- NOOBGamer- TAV true but still. I kinda wish they had made her big secret weirder than having Daenerys Targaryen hair.

    • @tinyblueunicorn7807
      @tinyblueunicorn7807 3 роки тому +19

      @@omniomelet1472 Exactly she went from Barbie to Dragon Lady! How is that not an upgrade? 😂

  • @isaacwhy1178
    @isaacwhy1178 4 роки тому +4957

    Zed: Yeah, I live in a segregated community and have never been to a regular school.
    Archie: That means you've never experienced the epic highs and lows of high school football

    • @MsVampirestories
      @MsVampirestories 4 роки тому +231

      The crossover nobody wants but everyone needs (rather they like it or not)

    • @woody9836
      @woody9836 4 роки тому +112

      I think you mean the trials and tribulations, the epic highs and lows of highschool football

    • @JayJay-fz9jv
      @JayJay-fz9jv 4 роки тому +12

      LMAO

    • @bekensdwarf8068
      @bekensdwarf8068 4 роки тому +26

      FANTASTIC! You win the comment award.

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah, why aren't I watching Archie's Weird Mysteries?

  • @nevergonnagiveyouup1180
    @nevergonnagiveyouup1180 Рік тому +668

    I do think it’s stupid that Addison tries to act like she’s the same as the zombies as she hasn’t faced what they have
    BUT she still is an outcast. If she removes the wig, she’ll no longer be perfect and if you aren’t like the others then you’ll be shunned and outcasted so Addison definitely has a reason to worry. She is at risk of being socially stigmatized if she doesn’t keep all of it hidden.
    Doesn’t mean she should consider herself Ok par with the zombies who are systematically oppressed as a whole but her situation isn’t close to nothing

    • @TheFirstToTryThis
      @TheFirstToTryThis Рік тому +14

      Bro we're twins

    • @nevergonnagiveyouup1180
      @nevergonnagiveyouup1180 Рік тому +8

      @@TheFirstToTryThis yay

    • @TheFirstToTryThis
      @TheFirstToTryThis Рік тому +5

      @@nevergonnagiveyouup1180 e

    • @justsomeguywithnomustache6245
      @justsomeguywithnomustache6245 Рік тому +23

      how is she putting herself on par with the zombies ? people look at stuff face value . she is allowed to compare their problems because on a surface level they are similar. at the end of the day both will be outcasts and that's the main point of what they are comparing

    • @deliacozo8542
      @deliacozo8542 6 місяців тому

      Spoilers
      She is an alien

  • @asherjackwell2473
    @asherjackwell2473 2 роки тому +300

    Alex is like the ''Rotten Tomatoes'' i can always agree with.

  • @nikeoladapo7401
    @nikeoladapo7401 4 роки тому +14113

    i’m just stuck on the fact that the girls whole character “flaw” was just that she had light colored hair... like having a different hair color makes you really weird??

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 4 роки тому +2308

      I thought the twist was that she was 1/2 zombie

    • @nikeoladapo7401
      @nikeoladapo7401 4 роки тому +392

      sweetcinnamonpnchkin ohh ok i didn’t watch the movie i was just basing it off of this review 😅

    • @shaykhmhssi3246
      @shaykhmhssi3246 4 роки тому +1387

      The idea is that their society is that obsessed with perfection that something as simple as different color hair does make you really weird

    • @enbeast8350
      @enbeast8350 4 роки тому +111

      @@sweetcinnamonpnchkin I thought so too!

    • @MsVampirestories
      @MsVampirestories 4 роки тому +352

      @@sweetcinnamonpnchkin That's what I thought was going to happen also but no her hair is just a different color

  • @johnwatchorn6548
    @johnwatchorn6548 4 роки тому +13702

    "My heart's racing and my palms are sweaty"
    Hmmm, I diagnose you with mom's spaghetti.

    • @magalimizuki3752
      @magalimizuki3752 4 роки тому +122

      Her friend actually comments on it.

    • @glowhoo9226
      @glowhoo9226 4 роки тому +219

      Take at least one dose of mom’s spaghetti every other day. Remember not to take too much or else vomiting occur

    • @Greggers1516
      @Greggers1516 4 роки тому +75

      Mom’s spaghetti is the cure bruh

    • @theunholysmirk
      @theunholysmirk 4 роки тому +58

      Do you find yourself to experience atrophy in the knees and arm fatigue?

    • @sirmel11
      @sirmel11 4 роки тому +25

      I thought he was going to say it

  • @Baldwin-iv445
    @Baldwin-iv445 Рік тому +22

    If I ever meet the person who wrote this film, I wanna ask them to go to the nearest mirror, stare directly into their own eyes and ask themselves this very simple question. "Why?"

  • @MOOSEHEAD-zo8qd
    @MOOSEHEAD-zo8qd Рік тому +41

    Nobody's gonna point out that in the scene when zed catches Addison he just shoves everyone else out of the way

  • @amelonnamedkate1400
    @amelonnamedkate1400 4 роки тому +6638

    “How do we make zombies sexy?”
    Disney: “Give them non-decaying skin and green hair”

    • @theironspiderkidhaskins
      @theironspiderkidhaskins 4 роки тому +375

      Joker skin

    • @dontplay6580
      @dontplay6580 4 роки тому +301

      @@theironspiderkidhaskins That would explain why the girl with two colored hair falls in love with him.

    • @amelia54211
      @amelia54211 4 роки тому +172

      @@theironspiderkidhaskins I... I notices that just now, but it is amazingly true- and Addison (?) even has kinda-white hair that is kinda-alike to Harley's? This is just their origin story in a reeaaaaaaally messed up parallel universe, right?

    • @dontplay6580
      @dontplay6580 4 роки тому +35

      Yeah I know it's a bit of a reach, but why not when we're talking about a movie of desegregating zombies from human high school.

    • @dee6294
      @dee6294 4 роки тому +49

      I love how you consider these zombies "sexy"

  • @abandoned246
    @abandoned246 3 роки тому +6004

    is it just me or does their "perfect" town sound kind of like a cult-

    • @marianafriend2604
      @marianafriend2604 3 роки тому +209

      Good I'm not the only one

    • @malellis8814
      @malellis8814 3 роки тому +154

      Holy shit your right...

    • @DioDeezBrando
      @DioDeezBrando 3 роки тому +78

      That was a 189 IQ move my friend. You smart, you very smart

    • @adeleaslan8182
      @adeleaslan8182 3 роки тому +238

      “Dress only pink or blue, houses are all practically the same, like cheer or else you don’t belong,” how did I not notice

    • @shrub5770
      @shrub5770 3 роки тому +24

      Holy shit-

  • @grumpycat2092
    @grumpycat2092 2 роки тому +91

    Sooo.. I have a question: How do the zombies reproduce? Can they? Or do they just turn someone? Does one have to move towns when they get infected? And will the leads ever get half-zombie-children?
    Sooo many questions!

    • @thesiberiancoon6313
      @thesiberiancoon6313 Рік тому

      They just steal and infect human babies and claim them as their own

    • @Anonymous-qs9pe
      @Anonymous-qs9pe Рік тому +1

      Same

    • @wonderstorm116
      @wonderstorm116 Рік тому +1

      They’re just infected humans, I think they have a lot of human traits. I think reproduce the same as humans.

    • @grumpycat2092
      @grumpycat2092 Рік тому +9

      @@wonderstorm116 But we all know zombies are losing limbs easily.. I dont want to make you think of zombie sex, but maybe we should to think about the possiblity of them losing specific body parts bc of the strenght of the act.. so i am not sure if they would reproduce that way xD

    • @wonderstorm116
      @wonderstorm116 Рік тому +1

      @@grumpycat2092 oohhhhhhhhhhhh yeah *confused wonderstorm noises*

  • @sophialima7504
    @sophialima7504 2 роки тому +19

    Whenever some sort of problem comes up about the hair, this is the same question I always ask
    “Can’t she just dye her hair?”
    I mean, that would solve a few things :|

    • @Vaudevillian_Archivist
      @Vaudevillian_Archivist 2 роки тому +8

      She can't dye it apparently according to the movie lmao

    • @piedan5745
      @piedan5745 Рік тому +1

      I also think "if her hair is white shouldn't ALL her hair be white? Then why are her eyebrows darker?"

    • @poonamranjan981
      @poonamranjan981 28 днів тому

      ​@@piedan5745now that's a wonderful point... Same with the zombies... No green eyebrows...

  • @rx500android
    @rx500android 4 роки тому +3438

    "Oxygen is so overrated, and so is dirt" -the phenomenal writing in this movie, just wow

    • @hannah_m
      @hannah_m 4 роки тому +56

      All the Boomers who wrote this are so *TRIGGERED!*

    • @worldkat1393
      @worldkat1393 4 роки тому +168

      I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere

    • @janiahpapaya5988
      @janiahpapaya5988 4 роки тому +13

      Honestly I do love the symbolism in this movie I think they conveyed that pretty well

    • @hiddenflare6169
      @hiddenflare6169 4 роки тому +35

      Ah yes just like what every teen is talking about. Just like how it sucks how water is always wet or how rocks are always hard......
      Dang those sounded more sexual then I was going for.... No wait actually that kinda fits some teens.

    • @Deception975
      @Deception975 4 роки тому +27

      We need oxygen to breathe, and are put in the dirt when we die. Existing is overrated?

  • @auocados4875
    @auocados4875 4 роки тому +14832

    Addison's white hair looks faker than her wig.

    • @medowwendland4194
      @medowwendland4194 4 роки тому +562

      n u i t ۵ the blonde hair is the actresses real hair

    • @tedyfrog
      @tedyfrog 4 роки тому +442

      @@medowwendland4194 wellll it's kinda like that it gose FAKE bloond heir wig the FAKE white heir wig then REAL bloond heir wig

    • @smagnolia2545
      @smagnolia2545 4 роки тому +256

      If she grew it out and didn’t have split ends and it wasn’t dead it would look good

    • @madnessarcade7447
      @madnessarcade7447 4 роки тому +21

      n u i t ۵ the white hair is a birth defect

    • @slenderfoxx3797
      @slenderfoxx3797 4 роки тому +227

      @@medowwendland4194 her eyebrows are too dark. She might have dirty blonde at best. But it's quite obvious its not her real hair. So many blondes arent real blondes and the signs are so obvious. Guess the masses that dont pay attention to small details just got used to thinking people with super dark roots, eyebrows, or platinum bleached blonde hair...is all natural.

  • @michaelaporteous4743
    @michaelaporteous4743 Рік тому +33

    I haven't watched this movie in years and I forgot how horrifyingly amazing it is. The first and only time I watched this it was with my friend who is coincidently named Addison and we spent the entire movie making fun of it

  • @geokeeper4864
    @geokeeper4864 Рік тому +21

    Is no one going to mention how this kid brought an entire apple corer/peeler with him to school? 6:27

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 роки тому +1965

    I swear these freaking Disney channel original movies keep getting stranger and stranger.

  • @Charolette21
    @Charolette21 4 роки тому +2164

    Is it just me or does the “zombies act as a racially segregated people” just not work as well as it could.

    • @kumjumba1377
      @kumjumba1377 4 роки тому +220

      Yeah, Zootopia was a better done

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому +335

      Well, part of that is the "zombie" makeup sucks ass.
      The other, deeper part is, in this world, the zombies are a real danger to the humans and are only "tamed" by some contrived technological macguffin that could fail at any moment, which is counter to real life "underprivileged" minority groups who aren't a danger to "privileged" majority groups and just want equal rights and representation. The metaphorical implication is, real life minority groups are barely contained savages who are just one failure away from destroying society as we know it. That's why it fails as a metaphor; if you swapped out any minority group, say illegal immigrants or black people, for the zombies, then the entire premise of the movie falls apart as it not only becomes horrifically racist, but also paints a completely wrong picture of any minority group you can put into that slot.

    • @annabeinglazy5580
      @annabeinglazy5580 4 роки тому +68

      metaphors like that are quite often used in the fantasy genre and even if they are executed well, theyre a super double-edged sword. Take True Blood and interview with the Vampire. True Blood's vampires can be read as a metaphor for racial segregation or the treatment of lgbtq people. It's set in the south and the parallels are super obvious. On the one hand, this is super problematic, because those vampires have absolutely zero qualms about killing random people, they are extremely dangerous and contagious, which is especially problematic when you want to read them as gay. This is, however, slightly balanced out by the sheer hate and violence that the humans are capable of. Yes, the vampires are dangerous, but the humans hunt them for sports or torture and brutally punish other humans who dare be friendly with the vampires. It so out of line that the "self-defense" argument falls flat, even if the creatures are dangerous. If you reduce that to a bit of high school squabble, this element is completely taken away and youre left with whatever has happened in this movie.
      On the other hand, both True Blood and Interview with the vampire both have a dedicated queer following because they kind of grant those groups superpowers. Its not just repression, these vampires can rip their enemies to shreds. Theyre intimidating and cool. They have their own networks. These tropes will probably always be problematic and Im not sure that there will ever be a way to get them "right".... but THIS movie got it so wrong with their zombies that I want to claw my own eyes out just by watching Alex's video on it. Guess the lesson is... pls dont put zombies and minority metaphors in a disney kids movie. Ever. Pls.

    • @joyces1365
      @joyces1365 4 роки тому +31

      Definetly not because zombies are gentically made to consume other people...I think that's a little different.

    • @Maxusdadream
      @Maxusdadream 4 роки тому +16

      Dargonhuman especially when you put this movie against the lenses of Color of Friendship (another DCOM thats around 20 years old now) that touches on racial differences directly in such a way of learning understanding and privilege.

  • @j-blox1448
    @j-blox1448 2 роки тому +16

    I know there are so many plot holes and cringey stuff but it’s one of my fave movies it just makes me feel happy

  • @sonicspindashpingas
    @sonicspindashpingas Рік тому +32

    Honestly there's no denying, the zombies trilogy has got to be as a thespian one of the coolest things they've come out with. Like we get like all the cheesiness an authentic Broadway musical. But like for both kids and adults. It's also super optimistic like it's not like overly angst you like a lot of others can be like mean girls the musical or Heathers the musical.

  • @xxxsarabuddiexxx
    @xxxsarabuddiexxx 4 роки тому +2165

    “You’re either tall or dead...or both.”
    Shows a picture of Pete Davidson.

  • @awkwardedits8232
    @awkwardedits8232 3 роки тому +2923

    not her “oppression” being that she has platinum blonde hair 😭

    • @heather65204
      @heather65204 3 роки тому +50

      Her real hair isn't blonde IS WHITE, OMG I HATE WHEN PEOPLE THINK WHITE AND BLONDE IS THE SAME, IS WHITEEE, NOT BLONDE, BLONDE IS YELLOW, HER HAIR IS JUST WHITE, NOT BLONDE

    • @averageminecraftenjoyer9419
      @averageminecraftenjoyer9419 3 роки тому +126

      @@heather65204 ITS BRIGHT BLONDE LIKE REALLY BLONDE, IDIOT

    • @SvensktTroll
      @SvensktTroll 3 роки тому +54

      @@heather65204 OMG! Triggered ;-D

    • @alastorhateclub
      @alastorhateclub 2 роки тому +15

      @@averageminecraftenjoyer9419 why would they all say its white if its really blonde then?

    • @averageminecraftenjoyer9419
      @averageminecraftenjoyer9419 2 роки тому +4

      @@alastorhateclub BECAUSE IM IDIOT

  • @wooderlyn2224
    @wooderlyn2224 Рік тому +16

    Man some people in the comments are like “well Addison is still considered an outcast cuz of her real hair color so the comparison with what the zombies face and what she faces is reasonable” but dude, zombies are literally segregated, treated like shit from everyone(including the principal/other authorities) and are, by all definitions, systematically and societally oppressed. The comparison is similar to saying a white girl with ginger hair being outcasted/bullied for her hair color is somehow comparable to racial segregation/systemic oppression of black people, like sure, nobody should be bullied or outcasted for something as stupid and natural as a dumb hair color, but it’s by NO means comparable to systemic and societal oppression, especially because she (although she shouldn’t have to) can dye her hair to fit the “norm” and the zombies in this world can’t just permanently change into humans or even pass as them for sustainable periods of time.

    • @Zarinarulez
      @Zarinarulez 11 днів тому

      I know this is an old comment, but Addison actually can’t dye her hair. She literally says, when we are first shown her hair underneath her wig, that she can’t dye it because nothing sticks. It’s still not really comparable except like, barely surface level.

  • @HassanKhan0987
    @HassanKhan0987 Рік тому +16

    I need to know what cast members asked for this. They must have a wicked sense of humour

  • @jkm5856
    @jkm5856 4 роки тому +7096

    How to become a zombie
    Step 1: Put on greenish gray makeup
    Step 2: put on eyeshadow
    Step 3: dye your hair green
    Step 4: Act like a human

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 4 роки тому +145

      You forgot step 4: have green hair

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 4 роки тому +72

      But yeah, sounds about right to me

    • @Vetresity
      @Vetresity 4 роки тому +62

      So be what I am now and don't get any sleep and no touching sun

    • @jkm5856
      @jkm5856 4 роки тому +15

      @@Vetresity yeah basically

    • @sleepygeekyandreadytodream...y
      @sleepygeekyandreadytodream...y 4 роки тому +76

      When I first saw pictures of this movie I thought they looked more like descendants of the Joker

  • @ican2063
    @ican2063 3 роки тому +2431

    Zed: I’m literally oppressed
    Addison: Well I’m a platinum Blonde

    • @bebeenderson7863
      @bebeenderson7863 3 роки тому +96

      White peoples probs

    • @barbaraw2170
      @barbaraw2170 3 роки тому +78

      @@varicepeyes271 I don't think Addison is albino, though. She has normal pigmentation (coloring) everywhere... except her hair, for some reason. Albinos do not have any pigmentation (coloring). Addison =/= albino.
      Also, I would like to point out that "white people born with hair" are just... the majority of white people.

    • @Jesus-wp7dg
      @Jesus-wp7dg 3 роки тому +10

      @@varicepeyes271 tf is that grammar

    • @varicepeyes271
      @varicepeyes271 3 роки тому +4

      @kihroudy. I call myself a potato because I have a brain of a potato.
      (But a potato does not have a brain so I'm calling myself stupid)

    • @mananda.
      @mananda. 3 роки тому +15

      Peachii Because it’s funny and it’s kinda his job ( not to be rude)

  • @angelabarkley8839
    @angelabarkley8839 2 роки тому +11

    6:08 the principal behind zed like "hes at it again''

  • @brooke____
    @brooke____ Рік тому +4

    “Because everyone knows a montage can’t be with a capulet! what are you, new?” From the second I heart Montague I was like ‘no no he’s got a point’

  • @xyfie6354
    @xyfie6354 4 роки тому +2984

    "but one day everything changed" when the fire nation attacked

    • @erinchappel1359
      @erinchappel1359 4 роки тому +58

      I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who thought of that when he said it.

    • @johngreen8921
      @johngreen8921 4 роки тому +11

      Same here

    • @ajmeyang8495
      @ajmeyang8495 4 роки тому +66

      only the avatar, master of all four elements could stop them

    • @xyfie6354
      @xyfie6354 4 роки тому +63

      @@ajmeyang8495 but when the world needed him most, he vanished

    • @xyfie6354
      @xyfie6354 4 роки тому +41

      @@ajmeyang8495 just like my father

  • @mr.positive4518
    @mr.positive4518 3 роки тому +5972

    “Oxygen is so overrated” no one gives that line enough credit

    • @ARealHumanGuy
      @ARealHumanGuy 2 роки тому +401

      “And so is dirt.”

    • @thetrooadon2377
      @thetrooadon2377 2 роки тому +62

      @@ARealHumanGuy NO, ACTUALLY.

    • @thetrooadon2377
      @thetrooadon2377 2 роки тому +24

      yep

    • @beth_m
      @beth_m 2 роки тому +48

      Right as she said that, I read your comment.😂

    • @adamdernis
      @adamdernis 2 роки тому +62

      He cut it short. She started out talking about soap or something. The full line is enough to convince me the movie is 100% an intential joke

  • @marshmallowsilk3789
    @marshmallowsilk3789 Рік тому +14

    I totally agree about Addison and Zed's relationship. It was so refreshing to just have them just get together.

  • @blah7983
    @blah7983 6 місяців тому +3

    The movie would’ve been far more interesting if Addison or another character was a disguised Zombie.
    The movie showed its theoretically possible. Someone tried it at some point

  • @stealthpoint
    @stealthpoint 4 роки тому +15023

    Alex: isn’t this basically Descendants?
    Disney: well yes, but actually no.

  • @persassiusjackson6148
    @persassiusjackson6148 4 роки тому +1350

    “Oxygen is so overrated”- literally every teen during exam season

    • @reasyrandom
      @reasyrandom 4 роки тому +13

      To quote the cashier in New Donk City: "I just want to die"

    • @ImJustLayZ
      @ImJustLayZ 4 роки тому +3

      @@reasyrandom why mario odyssey

    • @azg73
      @azg73 4 роки тому +3

      Lol XD

    • @fnnatwayne2975
      @fnnatwayne2975 4 роки тому +3

      Are you talking about oxygen from teen beach movie

    • @isaaca.garcia8958
      @isaaca.garcia8958 4 роки тому +1

      #Disneycringe.

  • @Idanny2023
    @Idanny2023 Рік тому +7

    Man your just tok funny and in a way that doesn’t actually insult a large group of people or even have heavy insults, the humor is just amazing

  • @drakekaiser148
    @drakekaiser148 2 роки тому +1

    panic attack symptoms can also include abrupt, sharp chest pains, tingling in the hands, SWEATING,SHORTNESS OF BREATH , a racing heart, and a sense of doom. RIP ADDISON :'(

  • @jessithejqueen3046
    @jessithejqueen3046 3 роки тому +3540

    So Addison's secret is that her natural hair color is Draco Malfoy's hair color

  • @S.ruiz23
    @S.ruiz23 4 роки тому +13731

    All the “zombies” dont even look like zombies they look like their tryna cosplay the joker but forgot the lipstick

    • @Hmmm-uk946
      @Hmmm-uk946 4 роки тому +378

      PuzzleTheCat this joke made my day

    • @charlesmann4553
      @charlesmann4553 4 роки тому +446

      They look like Jared leto joker

    • @barbararab6390
      @barbararab6390 4 роки тому +198

      They are trying to be jared leto for some reason

    • @hiddenflare6169
      @hiddenflare6169 4 роки тому +158

      @@charlesmann4553 "Dang I knew that Joker movie was coming out but I didn't know they would change the design from that guy in suicide squad. He was the best!"
      -The head costume designer.

    • @sierralivingston1
      @sierralivingston1 4 роки тому +19

      PuzzleTheCat LMAO

  • @TheMFThatAsked
    @TheMFThatAsked Рік тому +6

    I love how there's blatantly stupid prejudice like thing in this movie but it isn't taken as seriously and it could actually be.

  • @Msari531
    @Msari531 Рік тому +1

    ”Hello, we are thrilled to be FORCED to have you here!”
    *says while shaking*

  • @ruthlynch4811
    @ruthlynch4811 4 роки тому +2170

    *"BuT dAd!!! He KiNdA lOoKs LiKe HaRrY sTyLeS iN tHe DaRk! It'S lIkE I WoN tHe LoTtErY!!!"*
    Edit: lmao why are people still liking this god forsaken comment-

    • @isaaccrawford5108
      @isaaccrawford5108 4 роки тому +14

      Yep. We watched the video aswell

    • @jadendoyle2287
      @jadendoyle2287 4 роки тому +3

      David Moore 👌

    • @andrescevallos5095
      @andrescevallos5095 4 роки тому +1

      Copy cat jk i didnt see uff comment i just put the same thing

    • @Master_Rater
      @Master_Rater 3 роки тому +3

      Milk Man you mad?

    • @khalil42
      @khalil42 3 роки тому +3

      omg finally somebody who rants on zombies and zombies 2 it was gross
      also gacha editor ur have such a good sense of humor.

  • @brookepan8350
    @brookepan8350 3 роки тому +5793

    I love how they tried to show that Addison was different by making the stereotype blond, then made her blonder.

    • @lilywhisperer
      @lilywhisperer 2 роки тому +139

      well, her hair was *supposed* to be white :v

    • @billy28061100
      @billy28061100 2 роки тому +60

      her hair was literally white wyd

    • @stephaniejenkins7822
      @stephaniejenkins7822 2 роки тому +122

      @@billy28061100 you can get white/blonde hair. I think it's called "platinum blonde" or something...? 🤔

    • @aneneomie
      @aneneomie 2 роки тому +63

      @@stephaniejenkins7822 Platinum blonde is a very light blonde but I'm pretty sure Addison's is pure white. Like the hair that albino people have. I quickly looked it up and the difference is subtle, but still there :D

    • @anlilupin6844
      @anlilupin6844 2 роки тому +17

      She’s Elsa DUHHHH

  • @user-bo5uv6no4c
    @user-bo5uv6no4c 5 днів тому +1

    0:49 Seabrook Power Plant has got to be the most dangerous power plant to ever exist. If just spilling soda onto a control panel was enough to blow up the plant, I can't imagine what routine safety test would have led to.

  • @angelicxlover143
    @angelicxlover143 Рік тому +6

    In my opinion the perfect example of a segregated relationship that did it better than Zombies was Sam and Katherine's relationship from Holes. That was actually a segregated relationship because the story timeline was set in a time where racism existed. And plus their relationship was actually healthy (Not saying Zed and Addison's relationship wasn't it was just poorly done-)

  • @happycooker2709
    @happycooker2709 4 роки тому +1255

    Why is white hair even that bad? Lol like people bleach their hair to look like that for the style. Her biggest secret is that she has naturally cool hair lmao

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 4 роки тому +54

      ikr! If she had grown it out to the same length as the wig, she'd look nice

    • @basiliskoE
      @basiliskoE 4 роки тому +54

      The thing is she has no melanin on her hair, that's why is white and in a perfect society where no one has any problems at all, laking melanin would make her different from the others and I'm assuming that no she can't dye her hair because probably in a perfect society there's no hair dye but it's odd that wigs exist in a perfect society with no problems at all... I don't know, I didn't write it, they should have thought about it better

    • @scorpiiiondude3327
      @scorpiiiondude3327 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah!

    • @Memo-ut4tg
      @Memo-ut4tg 4 роки тому +14

      Jim Johnson actually if you watched the movie she says her parents tried to dye it but it doesn’t work.

    • @scorpiiiondude3327
      @scorpiiiondude3327 4 роки тому +5

      @Jim Johnson With people with white hair, well if she even has it in the movie)) its actually kinda hard to dye that hair, I'm not sure why but I saw a video on it.

  • @jxron__
    @jxron__ 4 роки тому +1563

    Did this girl actually say OXYGEN IS OVER RATED

    • @planetz8559
      @planetz8559 4 роки тому +22

      it is

    • @fruityz0mbie
      @fruityz0mbie 4 роки тому +72

      Alfredo Sauce I guess carbon dioxide is underrated

    • @tiana6903
      @tiana6903 4 роки тому +3

      The T-Rexes Dinkie and Pinkie same thing as oxygen

    • @tiana6903
      @tiana6903 4 роки тому +1

      HURHRR no I’m saying same thing as oxygen as in I guess oxygen is underrated too should I change it?

    • @jadendoyle2287
      @jadendoyle2287 4 роки тому +5

      TianaTheGymnast carbon dioxide is not the same as oxygen

  • @slendo_boi
    @slendo_boi Рік тому +19

    Zombies: literally oppressed and segregated from the rest of society because of something they can’t control
    Addison: *this is so me*

  • @Tabth3778
    @Tabth3778 Рік тому +3

    "Zombies:" Are an oppressed group being outcast from society over something that they cannot control
    Addison: Well, I'm blond and the quirky relatable girl- so you could say we aren't that different from each other

  • @lia-su1ij
    @lia-su1ij 4 роки тому +2023

    “You got to be tall, dead, or tall and dead”
    No one:
    *adds Pete Davidson*

  • @any0nespecial344
    @any0nespecial344 3 роки тому +2669

    The real issue is that this whole town has never seen a color other that pink, blue, and green...

  • @randomopotato
    @randomopotato 2 роки тому +1

    "Deviations from the norm will punished unless they can be exploited and packaged as an 'opportunity'"
    Lmao society as a whole basically

  • @lyssieac
    @lyssieac 4 роки тому +8959

    Zed: man, it sure sucks being discriminated against and having to deal with segregation
    Addison: you think your life is hard? I'm a junior in high school wearing size thirteen Nikes. MEN'S size thirteen Nikes.

    • @leedongwok86
      @leedongwok86 4 роки тому +1105

      Addison : yo think your life is hard? I HAVE PLATINUM BLONDE hair and I don't have witch power like Sabrina

    • @kimsctrl
      @kimsctrl 4 роки тому +48

      omg 😂

    • @jonahowen5574
      @jonahowen5574 4 роки тому +70

      @@leedongwok86 choking 🤣

    • @oyaoya6344
      @oyaoya6344 4 роки тому +38

      Uhmm someone tell what’s all this thing about size 13 nike 🙂🙂

    • @l.emgoofy
      @l.emgoofy 4 роки тому +127

      @@oyaoya6344 it's from the movie tall girl, it became a thing on tiktok and now this keeps happening

  • @violet193
    @violet193 3 роки тому +3200

    Addison is a rich white straight blond girl, and she says she doesn’t fit in.

    • @youknowwhoiam5916
      @youknowwhoiam5916 3 роки тому +257

      Omg lmao exactly😭she thinks having platinum blonde hair is weird as if everyone else has blonde hair like 🧍🏾‍♀️wtf she’s like selfish to like miss girl-😭your fine I kinda wish zed got with his girl zombie best friend lmao I forgot her name😃but like-and I agree with you 💯

    • @themonarchofbaddecisionmak1405
      @themonarchofbaddecisionmak1405 3 роки тому +108

      Yeah. She could be bullied. Being rich doesn't always mean you're happy. And being unhappy AND rich doesn't mean your selfish.

    • @aur9035
      @aur9035 3 роки тому +140

      @@themonarchofbaddecisionmak1405 maybe it doesnt. But one thing for sure; shes ignorant. No matter what situation you're in, you'll always want more. But hers specifically is clearly above standard. Shes not rotting, hungry, poor, tortured, homeless, lost, raped, "ugly," getting abused, controlled or bullied in any way.

    • @themonarchofbaddecisionmak1405
      @themonarchofbaddecisionmak1405 3 роки тому +32

      @@aur9035 what do you think would happen if she didn't wear wig? And not fit in a dystopian cult society,she would become a outcast.

    • @totaldramataco4961
      @totaldramataco4961 3 роки тому +4

      lmao ikr, also one like away from 69!

  • @soccerkingss6051
    @soccerkingss6051 Рік тому +6

    8:25 why you dissing yourself so hard like that, its hilarious

  • @NeoVioletsMeowInc
    @NeoVioletsMeowInc 2 роки тому +1

    Being stuck in the dark room and becoming unlikely friends like "One Stormy Night".

  • @kyletheanimator8911
    @kyletheanimator8911 4 роки тому +2982

    what u need for a successful Disney movie
    - boy is football player
    - girl is cheerleader
    - groups of kids spilt up into quadrants technically
    - boy and girl fall in love
    and there you go
    edit: HOLY CRAP TY TY TY FOR THE LIKES

    • @DeityoftheRain
      @DeityoftheRain 4 роки тому +54

      Just change one of the characters the opposite gender, make it gay and it'll be 500000x better

    • @DamselReviews
      @DamselReviews 4 роки тому +54

      dont forget the singing and dancing

    • @shehabsuliman8136
      @shehabsuliman8136 4 роки тому +44

      Don't forget that the boy and girl have to be from different quadrants

    • @SaraSong-mw3zm
      @SaraSong-mw3zm 4 роки тому +41

      Or the boy is a basket ball kid with a secret passion for song
      and the girl is smart and also happens to have passion for song too
      and both happen to meet on new years eve

    • @DamselReviews
      @DamselReviews 4 роки тому +8

      @@SaraSong-mw3zm highschool musical much......bLEh

  • @emma5515
    @emma5515 4 роки тому +1859

    this movie is literally descendants and romeo and juliet smashed together

    • @LowYummy
      @LowYummy 4 роки тому +30

      emma add hot Zombies and Disney Original Movie and you got a wonderful movie.

    • @squidwardtentacles7144
      @squidwardtentacles7144 3 роки тому +22

      @Amelia C you see it too right. It was literal about it, but I could see it. Its quite obvious. They did it in Descendants too.

    • @africahare6922
      @africahare6922 3 роки тому +6

      @@squidwardtentacles7144 right

    • @nicolelove4313
      @nicolelove4313 3 роки тому +4

      That’s what happens with the same writer tries to to work a 3rd teenage romcom dcom

    • @stupidflanders2
      @stupidflanders2 3 роки тому +1

      No it's just Descendants Ben and Mal were a hated couple, too (granted, they went about it in different ways) but it's pretty much the same thing

  • @squidwardtentacles1460
    @squidwardtentacles1460 Рік тому +2

    “I hate being different.” “Me too.” “Your not different! Your just like everybody else!” “No I’m not! I’m not like other girls!!!”

  • @Fantasy_Engineer
    @Fantasy_Engineer Рік тому +2

    I think I remember this movie having slightly stupid acting and dialogue. But now that I realize it, it’s actually much worse than I remember.🤦‍♂️

  • @BibidyIsDignate
    @BibidyIsDignate 3 роки тому +975

    “I’m not actually blond!”
    “I’m REALLY BLOND!”

    • @rainearnstowski7049
      @rainearnstowski7049 3 роки тому +2

      69th like 😏

    • @rockshopcookies
      @rockshopcookies 3 роки тому +2

      @@rainearnstowski7049 nice

    • @heliosthefirst1397
      @heliosthefirst1397 3 роки тому +1

      @@rainearnstowski7049 ooh i get it, the position lol

    • @heather65204
      @heather65204 3 роки тому +2

      Her real hair isn't blonde IS WHITE, OMG I HATE WHEN PEOPLE THINK WHITE AND BLONDE IS THE SAME, IS WHITEEE, NOT BLONDE, BLONDE IS YELLOW, HER HAIR IS JUST WHITE, NOT BLONDE

    • @asura1813
      @asura1813 3 роки тому +9

      @@heather65204 white blonde hair is a thing look it up

  • @sunspotmill1291
    @sunspotmill1291 4 роки тому +1855

    Zootopia was a way better Disney movie to pull off an allegory for racism.

    • @starylize
      @starylize 4 роки тому +18

      this comment !!!

    • @nyctori
      @nyctori 4 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/7oR6iET6FVo/v-deo.html

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 4 роки тому +2

      @@nyctori or more simply hotdiggetydemon's brain dump video

    • @aj1533
      @aj1533 4 роки тому +9

      While it was slightly better, it still had a ton of problems.

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 4 роки тому +10

      GENESIS like the fact that prey should at be slightly weary about predators since they used to eat them

  • @jegrant68
    @jegrant68 2 роки тому +3

    “im not actually blonde.. im REALLY blonde!”

  • @currynotfound
    @currynotfound Рік тому +5

    It’s weird how Zed is literally like 66 and dating a 16 yr old

  • @hedgehogemblem7710
    @hedgehogemblem7710 4 роки тому +1282

    Racism: for kids!: the musical!

    • @spectralight8412
      @spectralight8412 4 роки тому +100

      There was another Disney movie that tackled racism based on true events. It was called, "The Color Of Friendship." It was a way better movie.

    • @sunspotmill1291
      @sunspotmill1291 4 роки тому +13

      @@spectralight8412 I agree!

    • @debbyslookingatyou3066
      @debbyslookingatyou3066 4 роки тому +24

      Spectra Light The white girl said the N-Word in that movie and it was on Disney channel BAHAHAHA

    • @sydneyfreeman-coker1179
      @sydneyfreeman-coker1179 4 роки тому +19

      Zombies could actual represent any marginalized group, this isn’t strictly a conversation about race

    • @librababy6569
      @librababy6569 4 роки тому +3

      GURLwhoGAMES Yt I REMEMBER THAT AND IT WAS A HARD R AKAKAKA

  • @heather1163
    @heather1163 3 роки тому +1089

    Oxygen is so overrated and so is dirt -random girl

    • @israelsingleton4667
      @israelsingleton4667 3 роки тому +48

      Ironically that sounds like a girl named Heather would say

    • @heather1163
      @heather1163 3 роки тому +10

      Israel Singleton knowing myself yes it does

    • @Goldtendo25
      @Goldtendo25 3 роки тому +7

      That wasn’t a random girl that was Addisons freind bree

    • @pennywisegaming2886
      @pennywisegaming2886 3 роки тому +16

      The girl is just stupid as hell LOL

    • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
      @SpagettiSpeltWrong 3 роки тому +12

      Oxygen is overrated

  • @queenofcats9240
    @queenofcats9240 Рік тому +2

    When I watched the movie and Addison first came on screen, I immediately could see that she was wearing a wig. I was thinking “Did hair and make up give her a bad wig and think that no one would notice??” But then she showed her other hair and I was like “Okay good so they did it on purpose” lol

  • @gooseinferior
    @gooseinferior Рік тому +2

    Wait wait wait, if zombies have a z-band that can be hacked, isn’t there a setting that can turn them permanently human? If it has the technology to GENETICALLY MUTATE a zombie they should’ve just left it on human mode. This whole dilemma doesn’t even need to exist.

  • @MysticDivinerLJ
    @MysticDivinerLJ 3 роки тому +8641

    Addison is literally the perfect example of people with privilege trying to be relatable and oppressed. 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @yassartalal3261
      @yassartalal3261 3 роки тому +344

      Literally 💀

    • @sonofaquack6987
      @sonofaquack6987 3 роки тому +445

      in 2021, oppression is a contest

    • @frozennorthwoods4401
      @frozennorthwoods4401 2 роки тому +202

      Unfortunately victim mentality is an equal opportunity oppressor. Luckily in most countries today we can all be what we want to be as long as we put the work in and go and do what we want in this life, again, if we put the work in and don’t just accept where we are from whether it be family or environment is our limit. Luckily this is a completely fictional movie for children so we don’t have to let it bother us yah, because that would be silly😉

    • @alastorhateclub
      @alastorhateclub 2 роки тому +90

      how? shes just worried her life would be ruined because REMEMBER shes forced to be perfect because 'everyone and everything in seabrook is perfect'

    • @HelloThere-go8uw
      @HelloThere-go8uw 2 роки тому +261

      @@alastorhateclub She's still not oppressed, that's like me comparing myself to a black person when I have red hair.

  • @felipekits5390
    @felipekits5390 4 роки тому +390

    One zombie: wins a football game
    Well boys, we did it. Racism is no more

    • @oliviadisney7869
      @oliviadisney7869 4 роки тому

      I laughed so hard at this that I started coughing

  • @orange_turtle3412
    @orange_turtle3412 9 місяців тому +1

    Gotta love the teen romance show about the girl falling in love with the reanimated human corpse!
    Who in gods name greenlit this idea.

  • @somenerdking635
    @somenerdking635 2 роки тому +1

    "But dad! You don't understand!"
    "He kinda looks like Harry Styles in the dark!"
    "It's like I won the lottery!!!!"

  • @CrazyKungfuGirl
    @CrazyKungfuGirl 3 роки тому +5188

    I feel like the writers don't actually know what a zombie is...

    • @triciagibbs6635
      @triciagibbs6635 3 роки тому +163

      Exactly 😂

    • @armandus413
      @armandus413 3 роки тому +25

      Then they wouldn’t know what zombies looked like you freaking idiot

    • @lemonfromanorangetree650
      @lemonfromanorangetree650 3 роки тому +498

      I feel like if this was a cartoony movie, it would be better received. I just feel like the dumb and wacky stuff in the movie would fit with a cartoon style idk why.

    • @Hackerfox944
      @Hackerfox944 3 роки тому +61

      @@armandus413 you know zombies are ded so shut the flip up you zombie loving maniac

    • @k.j.1789
      @k.j.1789 3 роки тому +330

      A zombie is someone who died and just decided to go "nah" and wake up. I feel like the creatures this show is portraying are toxic mutants.

  • @kateemma22
    @kateemma22 4 роки тому +714

    ‘Isn’t this Descendants?’ ‘ISN’T THIS JUST A SHITTIER WEST SIDE STORY?!’ ISN’T THIS JUST WEIRDER ROMEO AND JULIET?!?!?!

    • @Shoreknight
      @Shoreknight 4 роки тому +31

      kateemma22 isn’t this just “Warm Bodies” but in High School?

    • @elcat2577
      @elcat2577 4 роки тому +17

      No not weirder romeo and Juliet this isn't about a 13 year old and a 17-20 year old falling in love and committing suicide because of lust and obsession. yeah nothing weirder then that

  • @Suki_editsstuff
    @Suki_editsstuff 3 місяці тому +1

    "Oxygens so overrated" is the most relatable thing I've ever heard lmao

  • @skrabman
    @skrabman Рік тому +4

    you gotta admire the fact that the characters broke the 4th wall in their intros

  • @nb8817
    @nb8817 4 роки тому +611

    The “zombies” in this movie just look like a bunch of your average generic high school scene kids. I’ve known goths who look more dead then this.

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 4 роки тому +9

      Disney! In live action TV movies, can't get worse than that, lol.

    • @chloeanderson3787
      @chloeanderson3787 4 роки тому +2

      I look more dead than this when I’m at school!

    • @lexisanoddperson8680
      @lexisanoddperson8680 4 роки тому +1

      @@customerservice1565 Acne is often caused by weight or something to do with diet, so the average healthy person.

    • @jada7741
      @jada7741 4 роки тому

      The movie makes me think of racism, like segregation for zombies being the blacks and the normal people being the whites. Different schools that are worse for if your a zombie, and the best schools for the humans, as well as the fact people are afraid of zombies, and zombies are treated worse. There are even signs saying "No Zombies" now just replace zombies with blacks and it would say "No Blacks" so think about it

  • @piggyback5107
    @piggyback5107 4 роки тому +1216

    People who created zombies: horror
    Disney: Love.

    • @reaganbartels9993
      @reaganbartels9993 4 роки тому +34

      Reappropriating horror monsters for romance stories has a long and fascinating history. Monsters represent cultural anxieties and recontextualizing them in a romance setting can cause us to reexamine what we fear and why we fear it: i.e. Creature From the Black Lagoon, a representation of the fear of the "wild races" deep in the jungles gets turned into Shape of Water, a movie that says that maybe the monster isn't that different from us. However, it does feel appropriate that Disney took a monster that usually represents mindless consumerism and made a lucrative series out of sympathizing them.

    • @tibblez88
      @tibblez88 4 роки тому +11

      Warm Bodies

    • @bluaxgaming2662
      @bluaxgaming2662 4 роки тому +3

      Yo Arizona blue you live in Arizona?

    • @djsojuicy
      @djsojuicy 4 роки тому

      Reagan Bartels warm bodies did that already... next!

  • @chaoticlokis
    @chaoticlokis Рік тому +3

    Soooo in this town if you just put on tonnes of foundation on your face and wear a green wig, you are automatically classified into Zombie?

  • @quinnm2790
    @quinnm2790 3 місяці тому +1

    Your delivery at 9:15-9:22 is one of my favourite moments of your entire channel!! Soo funny!

  • @clementineneumann1722
    @clementineneumann1722 4 роки тому +903

    “You`re either pro zombie or pro cheerleading” wtf even is this

    • @squidwardtentacles7144
      @squidwardtentacles7144 3 роки тому +66

      Racism trying to be explained to little kids

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 3 роки тому +22

      It's a decision we all have to make at some point

    • @turtleguy16
      @turtleguy16 3 роки тому +23

      Squidward Tentacles it’s so badly explained too because the zombies are actually monsters who try to kill people if they aren’t controlled, like what is the director trying to say with this?

    • @cordeliajackson8615
      @cordeliajackson8615 3 роки тому +15

      Turtle Guy
      Yeah the weird racist undertones with the whole zombies thing is..... weird at best. Do they not acknowledge that real life racism exists? If they acknowledge it in the show like “This is like racism, it’s awful” and the whole “zombies are aggressive and need to be controlled” was a hoax or a myth based on prejudice. That would’ve been so much better.

    • @turtleguy16
      @turtleguy16 3 роки тому +6

      Cordelia Jackson when Zed turned human I expected that to be the twist. I thought they were going to reveal that the bands were actually curing the zombies but still keeping them green to segregate them. That would have been a way better message, but Disney can’t think that deep.

  • @ojshrimpson9184
    @ojshrimpson9184 4 роки тому +1396

    “Don’t leave this basement” 3:02
    Sounds like what a kidnapped would say to the person they kidnapped

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 4 роки тому +27

      You mean kidnapper? And yeah it does sound that way XD

    • @ojshrimpson9184
      @ojshrimpson9184 4 роки тому +6

      NobodyLikesYouAnd Nobody I can’t read

    • @angelbaby2723
      @angelbaby2723 4 роки тому +3

      Anatidaephobia yes it does

    • @k.schuffs4657
      @k.schuffs4657 4 роки тому

      thats... the joke

    • @zeth6311
      @zeth6311 4 роки тому +3

      *shivers in ptsd*

  • @Naked_AlienDanceParty
    @Naked_AlienDanceParty Рік тому +2

    This has GOT to be the WOOORRSSTT Disney movie

  • @bgmarshall
    @bgmarshall 2 роки тому +1

    Zombies: analogues to black people from Abraham Lincoln-MLK
    Adison: is living the highschool dream but has a weird hair color
    Very similar problems to have to deal with

  • @LeadingMole058
    @LeadingMole058 4 роки тому +688

    Doesn't being a in a relationship with a zombie make you a necrophiliac

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 4 роки тому +68

      No, just a semi-necrophiliac.

    • @TheLastHylianTitan
      @TheLastHylianTitan 4 роки тому +108

      It makes you a nec-romancer.

    • @wickedwanderess
      @wickedwanderess 4 роки тому +12

      TheLastHylianTitan YES 😂

    • @RainyDays2790
      @RainyDays2790 4 роки тому +4

      that depends, i remember when reading warm bodies that the main character R had a certain.....something....missing that would make him biologically not able to "have fun" with julie till the end of the book. so, if zeds the same way, no?? i mean does the phillia part of necrophilia apply to just sex or attraction as well??

    • @isabelleburdge4308
      @isabelleburdge4308 4 роки тому +1

      If they sleeping it do

  • @kadokena
    @kadokena 4 роки тому +1377

    This looks like something Riverdale would put in an episode.

    • @hannah_m
      @hannah_m 4 роки тому +36

      And then Alex Meyers makes a video about it

    • @_sunflower_6482
      @_sunflower_6482 4 роки тому +4

      Kadokena trueeeee 😂

    • @DrGregoryHouseIT
      @DrGregoryHouseIT 4 роки тому +10

      Or a season.

    • @unkindled4965
      @unkindled4965 4 роки тому +12

      Yet this is better than Riverdale, huh.

    • @t1ara_tw1g
      @t1ara_tw1g 4 роки тому +1

      @Talk Friday Riverdale except it's good and for kids

  • @pearlythepanda1585
    @pearlythepanda1585 10 місяців тому +1

    6:09 how’d somebody manage to fumble up this scene💀

  • @JustANoob1
    @JustANoob1 Рік тому +1

    5:19 those z-bands aren't well designed if a fall causes them to become unstable.