Jolyne And Jotaro Go To McDonald's | Episode 1
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
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It's that time of the year where JoJos and their dadsgo to McDonald's (not) on our fathers day cause I can't be asked uploading at a specific time
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If this feels short or incomplete (like how they didn't actually go to McDonald's), just know that I planned for this to be a long video but I got lost in time and already a month passed, so I decided to split it into two instead of making you guys wait :D
Also check the description if you want to translate the video in your language so more folks can enjoy it
Ok
Woo
ok master
I Can't Wait For Jojocraft 4!
Okay see
Dio with senator Philip : "faster faster!"
Dio with Giorno : "YOU F*CKING PSYCHOPATH"
Just love and respect
It's fun to call your child a psycho when you are one yourself
Dio:The sidewalk is wide enough. GO
Finally, a ova joke!
hehehehaw
Jotaro isn't like most dads. He's telling the truth when he says he went to go get milk
Whoa relatable
Most dads that leave*
where is the milk
@@Ihavenohead 3:51
@@Bruhmeister oh i thought it was going to be no milk as a joke.
I like how Jotaro is literally younger than Jolyne here and DIO and Giorno are about 100 years apart in age.
Stop in that part of jotaro he was 17 and jolín 15 what the hell are they making me want to think
Nah man, he just worked out again and likes his old uniform cuz it's the only thing that fits his muscular body
@@lenin4208 she's 19
@@wada4061 she's 16 idk wtf you talkin about
@@Green_Falcon she's 19 bro
I love how Jotaro has Jolyne's number as Jolyne Kujo instead of just Jolyne or some affectionate nickname.
Really drives a point home
Draparodox?
I know right? That Koichi is such a reliable guy?
Koichi Nick name is Koi-koi-kun
when dio said "LOOK AT THE DAMN ROAD OR WE'LL END UP LIKE PAUL WALKER" it killed me lmao
WRYYYYYY!!!
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
So? Sas So.
DIO: YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!
Giorno: *downs a bottle of vodka or something similar*
Same
7:32 that joke never gets old of giorno drinking while driving
Golden Wind!
Żytniówka my beloved
@@monstertokusatsu6042 Golden Wind Requiem!
no cap
DIO: If I had a son I would treat him with love and respect
Also DIO: KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD PSYCHOPATH
Honestly suprised that Giorno dosen't go looking for Jonathan. It's not like time matters in this Jojo universe so I wouldn't be surprised that Johnathan is still around despite dio having his body.
Jonathan is in the universe
Jonathan is literally in the minecraft ep
Jonathan is vibing somewhere. Idk where but probably in the same country where DIO and Giorno go to McDonalds series
Don’t worry, Jonathan just went for the milk
True... I mean... Giorno was made from at least 95% of Jonathan's body
"you're so old you probably have a signed version of bible"
Damn Jolyne is savage
Jolun? Hebrez.
Savage? Jotaro's Tesla, is way hotter, and more savager, than 3D Kars
@@Stalker_Monkee What about 4D speedwagon?
@@Stalker_Monkeebroo my chumimin no way noooo nooo his facee nooo 😔😔😔
I literally lost it at 7:27 when Giorno and Dio were passing them while Giornos theme is just blasting...LMAO
Giovanna?
727...
@@wuwuchi when you see it
The moment had me Speedwa-GONE!
when you see it
this is fucking gold, the animations almost never fail. they never feel akward or forced. even some dialogues work out perfectly like the generation gap thing wherever u got that form. not to mention its actually a great watch too!
He got the generation gap voice line from eyes of heaven game
TechMage? Tete Goo!
Netflix: No more Stone Ocean for 6 more months
BragonGod: Fine, I'll do it myself
I like this joke, it was so funny
It’s here!
Oh my bad
oh hey, almost exactly 6 months now and stone ocean will be releasing at december 1
Franko? Fraswer.
I just saw the finale for stone ocean and....
Well, I'm now just getting into Jojolion.
Jotaro guessing Jojo as his daughter's name was genius 😂
Jojo
Jojo
Jojo
Jojo
Jojo
“OR WE’LL END UP LIKE PAUL WALKER!”
DIO LMFAOOO
NOOO, DIOOOO 🤣😭💀💀
Paul walker nooooooo
It's been a long dayyyy without you mah friendo
NAAAAAWW DIO WHY YOU DO HIM LIKE THAT
Fobbit?
I like to think that this is a universe where every JoJo character coexist in a somewhat peaceful environment 💀💀
Like Valentine visits Johnny and Gyro regularly. Then, meets "Hat Josuke"
this was probably caused by pucci universe reset.
this was probably caused by pucci universe reset.
i love how jolyne says "its raid shadowin time" and raid shadowed all over the place truly one of the best moments
Fr fr
“You’re such an awful father”
-Dio
Also
Giorno:Is that you dad?
Yep. That’s what happened. In the video we all watched.
Bad father calling another Bad father, “Bad father.”
@@LUUUUU8 the driving part had me dying
when a minor spelling mistake happens
@@brandon10653 yep
8:58 jolyne saying "ill fuck you up" with the most wholesome face ever
And how somehow her clothes disappeared
He's not animating it so he has to work with what he can get from the anime
@@HandlessuckL she just removed her jacket nothing to think here
@@HandlessuckL 💀
@@HandlessuckL yo sus
This really brightened my day thank you for the content you make keep up the good work Bragon
I feel like McDonald's is becoming a central hub for the Joestars chaos
True
Man jojos really love Mcdonalds I wonder when will they go to KFC instead
Sgurdonterbuh? Hylaski.
love that Jolyne notices how expensive Jotaro's car is before anything seeing as she was arrested for grand theft auto
Can I just express how hilarious the production of this all is? Just an absolute comedic treat all round.
Roent? Da.
Glad that the tradition of Giorno driving while drinking to Golden Wind Hardbass lives on
Starsil? Vavaik.
@@Влад_Денисенко_4Hotel? Trivago.
7:35 I love that things like this never change
Inimuniplis? Kompo.
9:12 That's such a Jolyne moment, lol.
Wait, I recognize you!
Your username is the same one on Reddit :0
@@l.lawliet3974 Yes Sir, you're absolutely right.
How are you doing?
Osama?
@@Влад_Денисенко_4 Yes, I am!
Her "OH SHIT" face 😂😂
9:17
jotaro got so scared he randomly started bleeding
I like how jotaro and joylene were fighting while giorono and dio are screaming
8:56 jolyne just smiling while she punches a cig out of her dads mouth
Beasturk? Refull.
"I'll fvkkk you up (^⌣^ )
please stop smoking ʃƪ(＾3＾)"
The videos you made were already editing masterclasses, and they still keep on improving. Thats absolutely unbelievable...
Yoooo
Oh its u
I did not realise I was this known
@@alecsbizarrememes7862 didnt u make the motivating star platinum
@@H3x4g0n33 Yes. And singing dio. But still, 3 people recognising me in a 57 liked comment is mind blowing.
You decided to get out of your crip and upload. Nice
don't get used to it
Yare yare daze...
@@BragonGod good work sir take rest and come back hopefully
WHY TF IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT DIO IS STANDING IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT AS IF HE ISN'T A VAMPIRE!
7:10 Perfectly missed opportunity for “SPEEDWAGONE ZAIDO”
Jolyne: exists
Jotaro: I've never met this woman in my life
That is cuz that's Jotaro part 3, part 4 onwards would be like AH YES DAUGHTER HOW DO YOU DO
Extreme? Ehtremper! What?
Let’s goooo I love this thank you so much for making these
This man Jotaro's so good at driving he can drive backwards.
Until he got his eyes off the road.
this is also so so cool, the jokes are so funny and i cant get over ur editing skills man, keep it up!!
I was soo depressed from today morning , thank you so much for making me smile with this great video bragon ❤️
Man every time when BragonGod posts you know its about to be a good day
what do you mean good day bread
@@Ihavenohead Its like busting a fat one in a sock
Holy moly, this is just amazing! Now let's wait more 100 years for the next episode :D
Edit 1: Amazing how people can't handle sarcasm
Do you have any idea how hard these r to make you impatient shit?!
so impatient 💀
care of the Ukrainians by then will be Russians hahahahah
That's nice , naw let's see Alan is vedeo
Guys, chill. I was joking. Hell, people are so sensitive these days
I loved how you turned jojo into a fucking slice of life anime
Literally majority of part4
@@Enter_a_name69 thats so real 💀
4:04 where have you been all this years
I went out to buy milk
I love how DIO raged when Giorno was about to reveal the other 2 sons, as if he really gave a shit.
3
@@nessesaryschoolthing oh yeah I forgot the bohemian rhapsody guy
Would the green baby also be his child? It was made of his bone
@@chinesefood8501 Maybe? Not so much for the purposes of discrediting him to Giorno's mom though
@@chinesefood8501 it would technically be his clone... kinda (?
Yo the legend uploaded on his YT channel, let's go.
Edit: Also the editing skills here are amazing.
Finally, the sequel to "Giorno and Dio goes to McDonald's"
more like spin off
builder
Tetin? Tho mne?
I love it. And I love how there is still the same dio and giorno bull crap happening at the same time!
АЗАХАХАХАХАХ ЭТО ПРЕКРАСНО , АВТОР ТЫ ТОЖЕ ПРЕКРАСЕН.. Переводчики тоже ! Спасибо вам огромное ❤️
I really like the way he edits his videos, as well as the way he puts effort into it.
I'm still waiting for another episode of jojo craft!
Miriam? Xoxoxo, Ass!
5:36 was the best. Knew it was coming but lol'd anyway
At least she was being a good daughter and making him not smoke
I love how well put together this episode was. I hope the next one will be as great as this
All these brands in background are killing me 😂😂😂😂 4:40
A real pity the Joestar family secret technique didn't work 9:42 LMAO!!
nigerundayo
Zacasew? Uss.
@@burninggojiguy7222 NANI?!
this is god tier it genuinely kinda looks like an actual jojo episode
Yes! So good, it feels like a jojo eposide thats for sure
Omorateto? Suk.
@@Влад_Денисенко_4 you shut up
8:49 bro she got so mad at her father that she gave happy expressions
why is this so clean WTH this is just so good
This is amazing dude, keep up the good work!
My only regret about watching this video right now, that I now have to wait for a part 2 with the longest gap rather than a shorter one...
HE FINALLY USED SECRET JOESTAR'S TECHNIQUE!
Jotaro is still young because in this universe he learnt hamon
hahahaah, ohh nooo there is no part 2? this is so good!
It's really impressive to see how much you were able to do with Jolyne in this video even though only 1/3 of her part has been released (as of writing this comment)
9:44 no wonder he's a marine biologist when he runs with that sound
7:32 I cant stop laughing someone provide me air
Darkled? Stim.
2:44 KINGU KURIMSON 🐙
I just love whoever had the idea to create this, my God, what a masterpiece 😵😵😵😵
Jotaro: "yakamashi"
Jolyne: "urusai"
Jotaro had every right not remembering her.
Giorno drinking and driving is actually funny
Doode? Guskus)
So now we have *4* ongoing series’ on this one channel, Baron is going insane with how many ideas can become a full series-
Edit: oh nvm, this one got added to the Giorno and DIO go to McDonald’s series, so there’s still only 3 series.
i cant imagine how much work having all these series at once is
@@xystumlol
Yeah, it’s insane
@@xystumlol yes, I keep up with the uploads on all of my series, especially that Konosuba one... Can't remember it's name.
Oh well
@@BragonGod why not upload more episodes to the older ones instead of making new ones?
@@sohansaha4693 Maybe he works according to his mood
It's hilarious to see jojos characters doing
cheesy publicity like this 1:27
7:37 Giorno prawilnie żytniówka B)
Oczywiście
While I don't usually watch adds, the way you made this was good
I LOVE YOUR WORK MATE, KEEP IT UP
We are about to see this vid getting over 1 million views in a week, as it should.
Still a far way away from the goal. Not good, we need to get it there because it deserves it.
I'm not even mad, This is a masterpiece.
Lono? Ur.
The time it takes for you to upload is probably the same how much effort you put into this. Keep up the work man!
this is so well made holy great job
I'm really excited to look Jotaro's reaction about Anasui (wish I wrote his name wright). This will be the legendary
He would punch his face in. Or Giorno would mistaken him for Diavolo.
Most likely he will be a one-sided stalker towards Jolyne and Jotaro would protect her.
19 years old Jolyne: Father!
Jotaro: I'm seventeen years old.
I like how Jotaro was literally out buying milk when Jolyne met her.
Ah yes, a Tesla is powered by an engine now
Looks like Jotaro made some improvements
“KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD BEFORE WE END UP LIKE FUCKING PAUL WALKER” bro I’m dead
Jotaro being the same old guy forgetting that her daughter is a lesbian
The sequel to Dio and Giorno go to McDonald's that we didn't know we needed
Giorno is most certainly driving like a true Italian
The best part of this vid is when Jotaro runs away LOOOOOOOL
1:10 I can't stop wheezing-
7:28
This is why Dio didn’t want to sit in his son’s car again
Like how Jotaro refuses to sit in his grandpa’s vehicle
Exactly
Cyolk? Hlesg.
This dude is great at animating. This actually looks like a real anime episode of jojo
This is so fucking incredible holy shit. Also respect for referencing DIO's manga kids
They'll eventually be animated and people can no longer really ignore them. They deserve love too.
Jotaro would not be acting like that to his daughter. He said he loved her and only separated due to enemy stand users.
Do you think that would be as funny
We know, this video is only a meme. Also it's 17 years old Jotaro he didn't know he will have a daughter
giorno: *beats up dio for ruining fathers day and calling his own father the f slur for food poisoning him*
also giorno: y'know what fuck it lets go to the same place all over again every fathers day
8:29 lmao Elon tusk act69💀
Bragon is the only person who can make a sponsor ad ACTUALLY funny
This is the most entertaining shit I've watched on UA-cam in a very, very long time.
This low-key made me want a slice of life JoJo spin-off
Damn that Giorno driving bit hits harder than the car itself will.
8:34 i just noticed, Jotaro is driving on fucking reverse-
Wtf
man you've gotten so goddam smooth at this, these are the most impressive edits I've ever seen
I love this guy man, always happy when he uploads.
7:27 THE BLUE CAR
I like it when dio yells WRYYYY
ily