4 Extremely Disturbing REAL Stories [Subscriber Submissions, Reddit]

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • Warning: Some of these are truly horrifying! Here are four spooky, disturbing true stories.
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    Everybody loves to listen to a good creepypasta before bedtime, safe in the knowledge that the tales aren’t real. But what about the ones that are?
    This list is compiled of stories found on the Reddit “Let’s Not Meet” Forum, where people leave posts about horrifying true experiences that happened to them. Some are also from user submitted stories.
    You can find these stories, as well as many more like them, here: / letsnotmeet
    If you would like to hear more fear inducing stories then please show your support by liking and subscribing, and until next time, remember: the best things happen in the dark.
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  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +696

    What we can learn from this episode: creepy people love nothing more than staring at you, the police really need to get to places faster, and never trust a man in a cowboy hat o_O"

    • @ssavvvvy
      @ssavvvvy 9 років тому +5

      yeah police really do need to hurry to places better!!😂

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +12

      ***** o_O" we all pronounce it Maryland in the UK, forgive me ^^

    • @CanisSubwoofus
      @CanisSubwoofus 9 років тому

      Never trust cowboys- noted. xD

    • @suspectr.i.pstoner1297
      @suspectr.i.pstoner1297 9 років тому +3

      good stories lazy masquerade thumbs up for sure!!

    • @lanadutcher6896
      @lanadutcher6896 9 років тому +7

      +Lazy Masquerade People just need to get a gun.

  • @redauroras
    @redauroras 9 років тому +244

    *slowly eats raisins*

    • @hubba6478
      @hubba6478 9 років тому +1

      +Boring Consiglier blue

    • @anthonykugerlego
      @anthonykugerlego 9 років тому +7

      +Cookiemaster *slowly steals your raisins*

    • @ewan8585
      @ewan8585 9 років тому +10

      +Cookiemaster *Slowly watches you eat raisins*

    • @j4ke413
      @j4ke413 9 років тому +7

      Slowly writes comment while thinking about raisins

    • @redauroras
      @redauroras 9 років тому +6

      what happened here i was just eating raisins

  • @jillian.warner
    @jillian.warner 9 років тому +4

    His voice is by far the best story telling voice

  • @Chapterhouse86
    @Chapterhouse86 5 років тому +1

    I swear to god, listening to these stories for the last few weeks has made me paranoid. I check my house when I come home to make sure nobody is hiding. I check my car when I get into it. I work a night shift job so I am alone most of the night in a group home full of teens, so I make sure nobody is lurking outside. Goddamn you Lazy, you've made me into a wreck!

  • @ImTHATnicole
    @ImTHATnicole 6 років тому

    I seriously can’t get over how much i love the way you pronounce some of the American names/places😍😍😂

  • @loochin545
    @loochin545 8 років тому +1

    the second one is a reference to my grades.

  • @catmeifyoucan4649
    @catmeifyoucan4649 3 роки тому +3

    Story #2 solutions: get a gun & move ASAP

  • @kimmyfreak200
    @kimmyfreak200 4 роки тому

    first story was clearly a homeless man...many homeless have dogs to keep them company...perhaps he felt a little territorial about his "home" in the woods..

  • @zbauman7437
    @zbauman7437 9 років тому

    Tip for the vulgar notes story: get a gun. Preferably a 12 gauge so when he come to the door, rack it and he WILL run.

  • @rafaio
    @rafaio 9 років тому +5

    Hola desde México Lazy :D

    • @rafaio
      @rafaio 9 років тому

      +Shuffleguy I understand every single video and studied German and French , I bet you are going to vote for Trump....
      I studied at a military academy on WI.
      soo that's that

    • @FlowerItzel18
      @FlowerItzel18 9 років тому +2

      +Shuffleguy if he hadn't he wouldn't had commented 💁🏻

  • @maxbrandts
    @maxbrandts 9 років тому

    why the fuck do I exclusively watch these at night?

  • @berrynaughty9741
    @berrynaughty9741 9 років тому

    I like your new introm

  • @kennytperna
    @kennytperna 9 років тому

    lazy you're the best

  • @canaanblank4290
    @canaanblank4290 9 років тому

    nice intro bro bro

  • @byauru712
    @byauru712 9 років тому

    I want a blue turtle

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +472

    Lots of people commenting on my pronunciation of Maryland. That's how we all say it in England, I wasn't aware that it's pronounced differently in the US ^_^

    • @AmandaSap101189
      @AmandaSap101189 9 років тому +21

      I laughed when I noticed that, if I didn't know any better I'd read it that way too, but hey you can't get everything accurate all of the time. Who really cares, you choose great stories with a great delivery on them they are extremely entertaining. Thanks for the videos I can't get enough!

    • @trulyannoying9061
      @trulyannoying9061 9 років тому +8

      its ok man. its just people in maryland get irrationally pissed off when people pronounce the name wrong. i know, i live their for 16 years

    • @ScarecrowRainseed
      @ScarecrowRainseed 9 років тому +3

      +Lazy Masquerade
      It's ok Lazy. ^^

    • @billsalvey
      @billsalvey 9 років тому +1

      don't worry bout it...shit happens..

    • @catandcaboodle6492
      @catandcaboodle6492 9 років тому +15

      Like I said before, I don't think anyone would be upset about it at all. It's cute that you mispronounce American words! We would probably mangle British towns, cities, etc. :D

  • @Ergav
    @Ergav 9 років тому +741

    The stalker's grammar is the scariest part

    • @romam3706
      @romam3706 9 років тому +18

      +madnezzcombat i cried when i saw the notes That grammer freaked me out @_@

    • @misterhammer9242
      @misterhammer9242 9 років тому +40

      U shuld aint jujge

    • @romam3706
      @romam3706 9 років тому +12

      Mister Hammer OH GOD NOT AGAIN PLZ TALL MA ITZ NOT CONTAGUZ O SHIZ ITZ IZ PLZ HALP MAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @peterolsson3450
      @peterolsson3450 8 років тому +2

      +madnezzcombat ur profile pic is way scarier

    • @romam3706
      @romam3706 8 років тому +6

      FNOCKLE BARN NO MINE PROFILE PICTURE IS CLEARLY THE SCARIEST

  • @guyh6850
    @guyh6850 9 років тому +194

    "I ran like a motherfucker" lol

  • @SamKIA
    @SamKIA 9 років тому +169

    "I went down the dark way, this was my second mistake..."
    Well, obviously dark roads are always a mistake

  • @miguelitomarques8
    @miguelitomarques8 8 років тому +370

    1:44 "I ran like a MADAFACA"

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +124

    Hey guys - sort of a mixed bag here, with some stories from subscribers and some from reddit. If anyone can think of a more enticing title then I’d love to hear it, aha xD

    • @XxHiiaMaFrOGxX
      @XxHiiaMaFrOGxX 9 років тому +10

      You should do creepy co-workers from hell.

    • @bobman4223
      @bobman4223 9 років тому +1

      +Lazy Masquerade man another great video. keep up the great work. and I love your way of saying goodbye. "the best things happen in the dark." most clever and eerie thing.

    • @puppy4671
      @puppy4671 9 років тому

      +Kaidon Hirsch (XxHiiaMaFrOGxX) omg yes

    • @sarahsmiles4607
      @sarahsmiles4607 9 років тому

      +Kaidon Hirsch (XxHiiaMaFrOGxX) great idea! I've had some awful experiences with coworkers during my undergrad 😖

    • @curtisgaming0073
      @curtisgaming0073 9 років тому

      hi

  • @kmp8985
    @kmp8985 8 років тому +148

    Sad world when a human is more terrifying than a bear.....

    • @Eclaiir94
      @Eclaiir94 8 років тому

      He was just a coward.

    • @thebone2895
      @thebone2895 8 років тому +3

      One on one I'm way more terrified of a bear.. But humans generally bring weapons when there in the forest in the middle of the night to do bad things.

    • @fordgt2659
      @fordgt2659 8 років тому +2

      That guy needs night vision goggles hahaha. Always pays to be perpared

    • @corndogS29
      @corndogS29 7 років тому +11

      op km a bear can maul you. Humans can do much worse

    • @randomhumanyep9876
      @randomhumanyep9876 7 років тому

      op km there's worse people out there who record people getting their heads cut off by a chainsaw and then decide to upload it onto the Internet trust me there's always worse

  • @thegrocksays1648
    @thegrocksays1648 9 років тому +118

    I got one, one day I decided to eat some takis and spicy salsa, then later that day my inner were being possessed by some evil force, the scary part happened in the toilet, let's say my asshole has never been the same

    • @Appropath
      @Appropath 9 років тому +14

      Dear god

    • @top5spooky337
      @top5spooky337 9 років тому +14

      did you bleed? i once shat so hard blood was squirting out.

    • @scykol
      @scykol 9 років тому +3

      Big bag of takis and salsa, now I know someone else has them like that too :D

    • @thegrocksays1648
      @thegrocksays1648 9 років тому +2

      Jojo what in the blue hell is the matter with you, your case requires an exorcism

    • @kogames6645
      @kogames6645 9 років тому +2

      lol

  • @jamesstamper5083
    @jamesstamper5083 8 років тому +75

    "Jamie, when did they let you out?"
    oops

    • @ryanlesner4716
      @ryanlesner4716 3 роки тому +1

      Jamie dangerous because his whole life people were making fun of him for having a girls name.

    • @destineyrodgers1733
      @destineyrodgers1733 3 роки тому +1

      Hahah that made me laugh lol 😂

  • @Maryam-nh8sj
    @Maryam-nh8sj 8 років тому +63

    My 3 year old cousin has better spelling and handwriting than that creep who wrote those letters.

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +74

    Here’s the link to the second story for those interested in staying updated: www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/3llwpj/this_is_happening_right_now_and_i_could_use_some/

    • @shaniaanderson3055
      @shaniaanderson3055 9 років тому

      hi!

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +3

      Heeeeeey!

    • @emo_girl7059
      @emo_girl7059 9 років тому

      Love your videos

    • @MrJr1976
      @MrJr1976 9 років тому +1

      Hey Lazy! I have just subscribed, and I have watched about 3/4 of your videos so far. Keep up the good work!

    • @emo_girl7059
      @emo_girl7059 9 років тому

      Where you get the scary pictures from

  • @punjatti101
    @punjatti101 9 років тому +43

    Dude, I just found you like yesterday and am already marathoning your videos. Extremely good quality; keep doing what you're doing-new lazy legion member.

  • @gadbenezer9329
    @gadbenezer9329 9 років тому +60

    i always watch these when im going to sleep

    • @TDot-mq3fn
      @TDot-mq3fn 9 років тому +1

      Me too
      even tho I have school and football

    • @AM-jz1wb
      @AM-jz1wb 9 років тому

      Same

    • @Timsimon11
      @Timsimon11 9 років тому

      +MikusLove Soul I always watch them before I shower.

    • @jonzlxxx
      @jonzlxxx 9 років тому

      same

    • @Cy4_
      @Cy4_ 9 років тому

      +Tim Simoneaux same

  • @shonuff9181
    @shonuff9181 9 років тому +35

    Did anyone else say propane accessories right after lazy said propane??

  • @cowardlycurry
    @cowardlycurry 8 років тому +17

    That man who wrote those letters seems really stupid. For one, he wants to do those things to an innocent woman, and two his grammar and spelling is atrocious.

    • @pm_me_ur_gluons
      @pm_me_ur_gluons 8 років тому +1

      i think that treatment would be too good.

    • @EveryThingGirl238
      @EveryThingGirl238 5 років тому +3

      He's possibly a poorly educated man with mental problems from the sound of it. A hitchhiker who possibly lives in the woods/streets and just really is a sicko with no morals. Having no idea how to function in society, as most are with these qualities.
      What they can do is to learn how to use a fire arm, getting a paper that says they have the right to use and defend themselves. Also security camera or at least some form of watching their house is needed. It's costly, but when it comes to your life you need no expense. They can also learn self defense if need be and sleep with something nearby to defend themselves with.
      I have one of these sickos at my work place, and honestly he freaks me the fuck out. And given how he acts it's very clear he isn't mentally stable, and really needs to get a life as he keeps showing female co workers nude pictures of his 'girlfriend'.
      I've already resolved to myself that if this ass at my work tries anything he'll find out real fast why my family says I have a powerful kick. I hope I destroy something in the process at that.

  • @drizzyyy10
    @drizzyyy10 9 років тому +24

    "I saw a pair of eyes staring right back at me"
    Me: OH HELL NOOOOOO

  • @robertmcgrath5935
    @robertmcgrath5935 9 років тому +11

    Whenever I'm walking alone and feeling like something sketchy is out there I start making all kinds of noise and talking to myself loudly "That's right I see you" "Good thing I brought *insert weapon here* with me today" "I'm glad I'm finally on the outside again" At the very least other people will think I'm crazy and not mess with me :D

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 3 роки тому +2

      Imagine if the person came out from their hiding place holding whatever weapon you were bluffing with.

  • @TheGuanajuatoKid
    @TheGuanajuatoKid 9 років тому +85

    "I'll be the first to admit....I ran like a madafacka" xD
    Cant never get annoy of Lazy's accent :)
    Love it! lol

  • @winterbeksinski7060
    @winterbeksinski7060 9 років тому +21

    Your accent maximizes the eeriness in your videos.

  • @n.esthermorgenthau3497
    @n.esthermorgenthau3497 9 років тому +6

    On the stalker story concerning the mother of the submitter, I wish to help but do need to inform a disclaimer, firstly it has been years since my abnormal/forensic psychology studies back in college, thus my reading isn't 100% up to date and I am by no means a professional as I switched to developmental psychology and then later literature. So please take all of this with a grain of salt. The submitter asked 'why?', well the answer is quite simple, sexual deviant fantasy. The fantasy is advanced enough for this dedication and clearly has formed details, age is always difficult to acertain as a lot of issues can infere with maturity which can be misleading - socio development tends to be slower in rural areas making me want to place the stalker's age between 15 to 27 years old. His handwriting and phraseology is crude, careless, brutish and could suggest things like a low educational status/low intelligence and maturity, as well as heavy drug or alcohol abuse and/or previous mental health issues. So I'd hazard late adolescent, thus high school or secondary school age to early twenties (17-22 years) of rather low socio-economic status with rather poor academic record, as mentioned most likely due to drug/alcohol and mental health issues, he may be frequently unemployed and work menial tasks. The disorginased nature of his behaviour speaks volumes - he is no Ted Bundy, for sure.Low self-esteem and social skills. Doesn't care much about his own appearance. The stalker fixated on a woman, he has seen around, maybe had some kind of distant acquaintance with, a victim of opportunity. The mother of the submitter might not be the only one he is victimising but it's likely his most dominant target, his fixation on her has been going one for some time. I would hazard a strong voyeuristic auto-erotic component, strong pornography consument heavily featuring non consensual acts, he feels sexually inadequate. He may have engaged in non consensual frottage, obscene phone calls, exhibitionism and other non invasive sexual crimes. So is he dangerous? Yes under the right circumstances that is. A more vulnerable victim - a child, the elderly, the infirm or a druggie in a stupor would be quite endangered already. These men are cowards, most likely to use blitz attacks, but he is getting 'bolder' by showing up on the doorstep, which is worrying. Rural area means he likely has access to a car/truck, not new and somewhat untidy. He may 'graduate' to his intended victim given she is an a state of vulnerability. Due to his drug/alcohol and mental health issues (both in the form of a personality and/or thought disorder) his disorganised status is unlikely to change on its own, but make no mistake that doesn't mean he is harmless by any means - Think of Carmine Calabro. At first his wording implied what is called an intimacy seeking stalker but on review this is only part of his fantasy - he IS predatory and incompetent, NOT suffering from erotomania. Continue to badger the cops, document and archive *everything* - don't throw anything away. It may help to built a case in the future. Your safety comes first, do what you need to feel safe and protect your family. Sorry you have to go through this.

    • @shockyshooky8137
      @shockyshooky8137 9 років тому +1

      This is way to long of a story, but I still read it

    • @n.esthermorgenthau3497
      @n.esthermorgenthau3497 9 років тому +2

      *Chuckles* Sorry for the length, I am a novelist/author by trade and totally out of sorts on creating a profile in short - usually those reading them don't need explanation of the points either. I naturally ramble without meaning to anyways. Well, I tried my best but I am sure I forgot something/didn't summarise good enough. Again my apologies. ;-)

    • @jacyaug
      @jacyaug 6 років тому +1

      Get a real job

  • @ASHl33164
    @ASHl33164 6 років тому +12

    “Where he apparently intended to meet the devil” for some reason made me laugh out loud

  • @lishol66
    @lishol66 9 років тому +35

    Do alien scary stories please Lazy :3

    • @hubba6478
      @hubba6478 9 років тому +3

      Like Mr. Nightmare!
      Oh wait...

    • @blondeboi2132
      @blondeboi2132 9 років тому

      +The Doctor wait wut?

  • @Aguynamedmihoi
    @Aguynamedmihoi 9 років тому +72

    i fall asleep watching these videos. Kinda weird maybe? lol anyway awesome videos man.

  • @dumpc
    @dumpc 9 років тому +21

    Why is the villain of the story always looking at you "smiling"?
    It's in almost every story I've heard and it's starting to turn into a pretty lame cliche.

    • @BattlegroundsAlpha
      @BattlegroundsAlpha 6 років тому +15

      Its a horror device. If two people with good intentions ran into eachother in the woods at night, they'd be extremely startled at first, followed by laughing, discomfort or anger. If someone is smiling in this situation, it gives off the impression that the encounter was deliberate, or that the person encountered is not mentally stable.

  • @ismaelsolis28
    @ismaelsolis28 8 років тому +7

    And now I have a huge question, what if a creepy stalker from the forest started stalking a serial killer? That would be a good movie

  • @Kanakotka
    @Kanakotka 8 років тому +3

    8:00 "only 2 things snap branches... bears, and humans"
    LOL WUT.
    I have seen, and heard animals as small as raccoon dogs snap branches. What utter bullshit.

  • @pm69669
    @pm69669 9 років тому +7

    last time I came this early my gf broke up with me ;)

  • @Stink339
    @Stink339 9 років тому +26

    That moment when you come home from school and theres a lazy masquerade video in your subscription box!! :D

    • @l1ve2art
      @l1ve2art 9 років тому

      +Uncle Badtouch ur name and pic is the best thing on here! ;)

    • @Stink339
      @Stink339 9 років тому +1

      +Lauren Redmond thanks ;D

    • @Stink339
      @Stink339 9 років тому +1

      +JOJO - 420 shhhh, thats our little secret ;)

    • @top5spooky337
      @top5spooky337 9 років тому

      Ok papi

    • @kogames6645
      @kogames6645 9 років тому

      aww yeah!!!!!!

  • @TDot-mq3fn
    @TDot-mq3fn 9 років тому +44

    Just got back from Football practice
    nice to come home to a video

    • @BadNem909
      @BadNem909 9 років тому +2

      +Egotistical Bastard HA! It's all about tennis

    • @Mf-wolf
      @Mf-wolf 9 років тому +4

      All about rugby

    • @josmcmanus9973
      @josmcmanus9973 9 років тому +3

      +DonutTheGamer fools! It's all about croquet

    • @joshmoran2008
      @joshmoran2008 9 років тому

      +Jose Mourinho What about the hockey eh?

    • @kanyebest1181
      @kanyebest1181 8 років тому

      ITS SCULLING!

  • @ohdannyboy4727
    @ohdannyboy4727 8 років тому +3

    To the 2nd poster story. Get a gun, learn how to use it, and keep it close. :/

  • @wafflebubble1
    @wafflebubble1 9 років тому +7

    I sent you my Personal story, Lazy.
    Hopefully it will be in a future video.

  • @dancfvghbjnmk583
    @dancfvghbjnmk583 6 років тому +4

    Not really related to the scary part, but the story of the forest brough back that memory, I once also went with my family to one of the forest near my city and because it was a little bit dark you couldn't see too far, so I was walking around and I cross pats with another person but because I was shy as hell I didn't say anything even when they said 'hi' and because I also have a really bad resting face they thought I was some psycho so they ran away from me and even then I didn't react staying still (I was scared of them as well) and not even five minutes later I heard him scream and tell someone that they saw someone that looked dead or something like that, that's when I reacted and ran to my dad.And that's the story of how anxiety turns you in to a scary ghost.

  • @clovered206
    @clovered206 9 років тому +15

    ok here is my story... I was at least 6 or 7 years old coming back from my grandmother's in South Dakota. Any way my mom was pulling out of a Gas station when a dark green vehicle pulled behind us. My mom didn't think anything of it at first... the more we traveled the more the car followed everywhere we went.. it followed us. Eventually mom told us what was happening. I didn't panic much since I was so young but I was worried about my Lil sister. My mother tried to evade the car, nothing worked. Eventually we were in Wyoming. The car still copying our every move. My mother called my father to tell him what was happening, since he wasn't with us. I could tell my dad panicked by listening close to the phone... eventually we called highway patrol. They told us to keep moving... eventually the green car ran out of gas... Today I still don't know what happened to the driver... who he/she was or why they were following us...

  • @megadethchick839
    @megadethchick839 9 років тому +4

    I actually hate when I keep coming across the same stories I already before from another UA-camr..

  • @twobats
    @twobats 9 років тому +104

    Tip for pronouncing Maryland - It's not pronounced Mary-Land. It's said as Mer-ah-lind, or how I found it online, MEH-ruh-luhnd :D
    EDIT; I understand now that there's a Maryland in England, I hadn't known before! Thank you for those informing me!

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +27

      Haha, that's how everybody pronounces it in the UK - I never knew we were all saying it wrong xD

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +17

      Strangely I literally just heard a presenter on the BBC pronounce it the same as me xD our ignorance knows no bounds :D

    • @twobats
      @twobats 9 років тому +16

      I figured as much, the US and UK are very different places! Keep up the good work, though! Loving the videos!

    • @theirishpotato8376
      @theirishpotato8376 9 років тому

      +Lazy Masquerade I really hope you make a gameing channel I want to watch grow bigger and bigger like everyone else like Markpiler and jacksepticeye and pewdiepie

    • @theirishpotato8376
      @theirishpotato8376 9 років тому

      +Lazy Masquerade are the notes for your mum or did you get it from the Internet

  • @beto226
    @beto226 8 років тому +11

    The first guy's handwriting and English is just so awful I laughed so hard XD >_

    • @beto226
      @beto226 8 років тому

      *2

    • @MarkiplierTheHero
      @MarkiplierTheHero 7 років тому

      Is that Jensen as your profile pic?

    • @beto226
      @beto226 7 років тому +1

      Of course. He's beautiful

  • @angieforsyth44
    @angieforsyth44 9 років тому +5

    lazy is the shit! keep'm coming! Gareth from Ireland!!!👌

  • @mavrickindigo
    @mavrickindigo 8 років тому +3

    You know you're not from Maryland when you pronounce it as "Mary Land" instead of "Mara-lin"

  • @JutlandAngel
    @JutlandAngel 9 років тому +17

    What kind of parent doesn't give their kid's bike lights?

    • @blackflames3125
      @blackflames3125 9 років тому +10

      A normal one. A kid shouldn't be riding a bike in the dark at all, and anyone with the skill level to ride their bike at night would have the means to get a bike light.

    • @JutlandAngel
      @JutlandAngel 9 років тому +1

      Black flames31 I guess that's a culture difference then, cause it's normal for kids to ride in the dark here. Not at 11 pm of course but in the winter it gets dark pretty early and we also sometimes let them ride to school.

    • @MyWifesSon69
      @MyWifesSon69 9 років тому +2

      Lol i never had one. Plus my mom would never let me out at night too.

    • @blackflames3125
      @blackflames3125 9 років тому +1

      I figured your from Denmark cause of the Jutland in your name(my family is from Randers) and I live in the Northern US(not Alaska though) and it gets dark fairly early here as well. But kids aren't out after dark for many reasons (mountain lions pass through my city often) but mostly is that usually when it is dark before 5-6pm it's also very cold.

    • @blackflames3125
      @blackflames3125 9 років тому +1

      Not where I'm from. Where I live kids are supposed to get home before dark, and any kids out at night are usually teenagers that can drive.

  • @American1Dfan
    @American1Dfan 9 років тому +20

    I love your videos so much... even though they make me paranoid AF.

  • @Realgeeza21
    @Realgeeza21 9 років тому +10

    When i got the notification that u uploaded a sub submission i was like YEEEESSS hoping that the story i emailed 2 u was going to be on this then saw it said sub submission from reddit and i was like ffs

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +1

      Some of these are subscriber stories. It's a mixed bag :P

    • @Realgeeza21
      @Realgeeza21 9 років тому +1

      Just realised its sub submissions and reddit stories i might still have a chance! :) but probs not :(

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +3

      Going to make a longer subscriber stories video, so do not fret :)

    • @Realgeeza21
      @Realgeeza21 9 років тому +1

      +Lazy Masquerade thx lazy and keep up the good work. B4 u know it u will reach 1m subs

    • @heilderfuhrer5890
      @heilderfuhrer5890 9 років тому +1

      +max lorman Nah man he didn't pick your story because it was boring and lame.

  • @NikkyKicks
    @NikkyKicks 9 років тому +10

    70% of dreams are nightmares already - why not make it 100%?

    • @Anjeluvadavis
      @Anjeluvadavis 9 років тому +1

      Even wet dreams?

    • @NikkyKicks
      @NikkyKicks 9 років тому +2

      +Anjeluvadavis I guess that would depend on your emotional response to the wet dream. I've had more than a few of those become nightmare either in the middle of it or upon waking.

    • @fallenolympus184
      @fallenolympus184 9 років тому

      +Nikky Nace 😂😂😂 Wat

    • @holliehavner6531
      @holliehavner6531 5 років тому

      I don't dream nightmares are more fun but they stoped with the dreams I'm kinda sad

  • @shadowpersonoftheunknown6245
    @shadowpersonoftheunknown6245 6 років тому +2

    #3 "And that's how ya get your huntin' area to yourself, start looking boy!"

  • @XxHiiaMaFrOGxX
    @XxHiiaMaFrOGxX 9 років тому +19

    "Inside the bag, were two glass dildos" XD

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +14

      xD - should have said something more neutral, like "glass stimulation devices" haha.

    • @GoatAndDog
      @GoatAndDog 6 років тому +1

      Don't want to think about if what happens if they break....

    • @Neurofunkyy
      @Neurofunkyy 5 років тому +2

      @@GoatAndDog 1 man 1 jar type energy

    • @SoldierOfGodwyn
      @SoldierOfGodwyn 4 роки тому +1

      I was wondering where I lost them

  • @gracemarie7732
    @gracemarie7732 9 років тому +4

    Out of the corner of my eye i spot him SHIA LABEOUF

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +6

      "He's on all fours, and he's sprinting after you. There's blood on his face. There's blood EVERYWHERE!"

    • @gracemarie7732
      @gracemarie7732 9 років тому

      Lazy Masquerade that song is by far one of the best things the internet has done

    • @suspectr.i.pstoner1297
      @suspectr.i.pstoner1297 9 років тому

      +Lazy Masquerade good stories as always keep up the creepy stories thumbs up to you!!

  • @reoswedewagon1651
    @reoswedewagon1651 9 років тому +3

    Pretty sure the man in black just wanted to take him to his white van and give him some candy.

  • @Verdespus
    @Verdespus 9 років тому +2

    when i watch at ur videos i got a felling that some one its behind me......ur so goodXD

  • @hudsongreenough4753
    @hudsongreenough4753 9 років тому +3

    story # 2
    TELL UR MOM TO MOVE!

  • @kayleewright9337
    @kayleewright9337 9 років тому +13

    I love these. They allow me to be more aware when I walk home from school. They also bring back memories that I'd rather forget..

  • @Bethatwee
    @Bethatwee 9 років тому +17

    Seriously need to stop watching these before I go to sleep

    • @andreiteo6883
      @andreiteo6883 9 років тому

      i do it all time before sleep yet no nightmares

    • @kogames6645
      @kogames6645 9 років тому

      +The Dark Night your Batman you don't get to have nightmares

  • @TheMightyPika
    @TheMightyPika 9 років тому +10

    I wanted to thank you for reading unique and interesting stories, as opposed to several readers who only do teenage girls being stalked by scary men or idiots putting themselves in incredibly stupid danger. These here are legit terrifying.

    • @athens31415
      @athens31415 2 роки тому +3

      Getting stalked is nightmare fuel, not sure what planet you're on to think it's not "legit terrifying".

    • @aliciaechodumont2808
      @aliciaechodumont2808 2 роки тому

      This channel has plenty of "girls being stalked" stories and they are truly terrifying

  • @Mothwing24
    @Mothwing24 9 років тому +2

    I saw that you had uploaded and on the inside I was jumping for joy, but on the outside I looked uninterested and bored lol X3

  • @christinarill9199
    @christinarill9199 9 років тому +11

    The prefect way of taking my mind off my math homework.

    • @christinarill9199
      @christinarill9199 9 років тому

      +Boring Consiglier thank you. I was waiting for your comment. Now I can die happy.

    • @evilmorganfreeman2726
      @evilmorganfreeman2726 9 років тому

      Listen mate do your homework ok?

    • @christinarill9199
      @christinarill9199 9 років тому

      +Morgan Freeman can't say no to Morgan Freeman.

    • @christinarill9199
      @christinarill9199 9 років тому

      +Boring Consiglier haha. Didn't mean to poke that deep.

    • @donthouxan4312
      @donthouxan4312 9 років тому

      +Christina Rill (StillRill) hw is kill jebus is float

  • @ZilladorKnowsBest
    @ZilladorKnowsBest 8 років тому +1

    For story 2, You need to get a pump action shotgun, hopefully you have done this already. There are low recoil home defense buck shot shells you can get that are easier for women to shoot and still will stop an intruder. I would also get a handgun, something easy to shoot like a 9mm, you cannot rely on the authorities when you live way in the country. That guy is very dangerous.

  • @flyleafandparamore10
    @flyleafandparamore10 9 років тому +11

    my name is jamie..

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +9

      Somebody detain this man!

    • @flyleafandparamore10
      @flyleafandparamore10 9 років тому

      +Lazy Masquerade I'm female XD but any story I've heard the person named Jamie is the crazy one!

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +9

      Haha, shouldn't have assumed, especially since I have a sister called Jamie xD

    • @flyleafandparamore10
      @flyleafandparamore10 9 років тому

      +Lazy Masquerade no big deal XD your still my favorite youtuber

    • @heilderfuhrer5890
      @heilderfuhrer5890 9 років тому +8

      +Ginger Snap No one cares

  • @antonchigur4299
    @antonchigur4299 9 років тому +1

    Not that I'm crazy or anything, but is anyone else as confrontational as me and WANT someone to make the mistake of preying on you like these stories tell?

  • @lanilau8171
    @lanilau8171 9 років тому +3

    I love these videos! I have my notifications turned on so any time there's a new video, I watch it asap. You're doing a great job, Lazy!

  • @Redmist2033
    @Redmist2033 9 років тому +2

    just finished some old ones waiting for the next

  • @sharonm2644
    @sharonm2644 6 років тому +3

    Lazy is by far the best at storytelling, love this channel!

  • @seanvang2883
    @seanvang2883 9 років тому +3

    My Friend Introduced Your Channel To Me And I Started Listening To All Your Stories. Keep Up The Good Work Lazy!

  • @foreverandaday8185
    @foreverandaday8185 9 років тому +1

    In response to #2; Get security cameras up covering all sides of your home. Get motion detection lights as well. Ask the police to make drive by's in your area every day for a week or two, maybe even a month, specifically your house/property. The poor bum won't have enough money to waste hanging around stalking your house/mom. Definitely get guns; shotgun, and handgun would be nice. Get familiar asap with your firearms. If your state allows, get a concealed carry permit. Get mace, and carry at all times. Pocket knives too. Rescue an adult dog. Make sure you and your mom bond with this dog as quickly as possible so that he'll want to protect you both, and your property. Keep him inside with you both. Let him run outside and get familiar with the smells in his home area so that he can tell when anything new/uninvited comes around, so that he can warn you both. If you do the things I've mentioned, this piece of shit has no idea he'll be the one afraid. Your preparedness and his stupidity should give you comfort knowing you'll always have the edge/advantage over any BS that comes along. Lastly, don't be afraid of this piece of shit. Be ready, be strong, and never back down. It's better to go down swinging, then to go down without a single swing. Be merciless, make him pay for his wrong doing onto you and your mom.

  • @nekog8600
    @nekog8600 9 років тому +3

    hello lazy!!! you just made my lunch break. I was sooooo bored. now I'm a very happy camper.

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому

      Glad to hear it - Enjoy the rest of your day!

  • @greywalker505
    @greywalker505 3 роки тому +1

    To anyone complaining about the “I-Can’t-Even-Describe” phrase that appears in these stories: it’s not meant to be literal, since they obviously do describe it. It’s more hyperbolic, and probably refers to their mindset at the time of the story. Maybe. I dunno.

  • @miggyvaldaddy4829
    @miggyvaldaddy4829 9 років тому +3

    Aye lazy has anything creepy ever happen to you ?

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +4

      Not many things, but a couple of strange experiences I suppose. Maybe I'll make a video about them all one day.

    • @miggyvaldaddy4829
      @miggyvaldaddy4829 9 років тому

      +Lazy Masquerade what would you title your little experiences ?

    • @saucegod358
      @saucegod358 9 років тому

      +Mike Hunt ommggggg looooool

    • @ryanlesner4716
      @ryanlesner4716 3 роки тому

      A platypus jumped over Lazy motor vehicle.

  • @abubacker008
    @abubacker008 9 років тому +2

    Moves into a haunted house
    The ghost leaves...

  • @sk8punk318
    @sk8punk318 9 років тому +2

    A lot of the new stories sound kinds....made up. But whatever, the stories are still good as hell.

  • @ViolatingGoonTrolling
    @ViolatingGoonTrolling 9 років тому +3

    My favorite UA-camr!

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +10

      Thank you TurtleTaco. You are as kind as you are delicious.

  • @MrLunarSwan
    @MrLunarSwan 7 років тому +1

    Am I the only one who thinks credibility is lost with stories like the first one where the poster adds unnecessary things like "My medium ranking karate student brother" and "My Army Sergeant Mp with a Bronze Star dad"? Like, omg we get it, you vape!

  • @LilJohn_80
    @LilJohn_80 9 років тому +1

    wow..from reading some of the updates on story # 2.. the mom is stubborn as hell..and plus they lived in Iowa..there's nothing out there..no police department, just a small shierff sub station..probably never saw any action in a small community..maybe thats why they are not taking it serioisly..until it happen , by then its too late..i feel for this person concerned for his/her mother safety..

  • @laughingachilles
    @laughingachilles 9 років тому +1

    I don't know if the notes are genuine or not so I'll just assume they are for safeties sake.
    The writing is very odd, not just the message as that's obviously disturbing, or the poor spelling, but the style of writing. It looks almost child like in form, the sort of writing you see 5 year olds doing as they develop their skills. Yet the message is so intense it's not a kid writing it. So I'm guessing someone with a really low level of education or just serious mental health issues. A person could have both these problems of course but to me it smacks of someone that is educationally subnormal first and foremost.
    Probably a hoax though considering the channel it's on, people love to make up stories.

  • @megakittylicius13
    @megakittylicius13 9 років тому +1

    +Lazy Masquerade it's chill dude..you do you everyone pronounces things differently..some people are just more mature about it than others

  • @speedking1195
    @speedking1195 9 років тому +1

    this is a story where that had scared the shit out of me, it is when my friends and i would walk home, this is for everyone to see idc really but my friends and I their was a good 5 of us and we take the same route all the way home their was a house that was diserted and we thought it was a good idea to look at it i was only 10 at the time and didn't care just wanted to be cool and fit in so i went with them now i look back on it and think it was stupid to even go on the property but we had went into it, this all happened in south bend but we went on the property and just had a little fun my friend brought a football cause we all played and we thought cause it was a open field it was small but you could still play and we had played for awhile and then i had looked at the house and saw someone in the window staring at us i thought that the house was empty because it looked warn down and i had told my friends and they said we could just play a little bit longer but i wanted to leave if someone lived their i wanted to make sure i was gone but the said it was ok so we played another round i was on offence and i went to catch a ball and i was running and out back i saw the same person this time with something behind his back, i luckly always carry a pocket knife around just for safety because you never know i ran back to my friends only being 10 i was pretty fast but i ran and got my backpack on and said we needed to leave they had no clue what was going on, my friends are all the same age so it was ok, but they saw i was really scared and left with me, they had asked me what had happened and i said someone was living their and had something behind their back i thought it was a knife but didn't want to stay long enough to find out, as we walked out of there i looked behind us and we had saw someone walking behind of us me being me i thought it was the same guy my friends said not to worry and that we could just jog to make it a little but faster to get home we all live in the same neighborhood so we could easily get home and not have to drop people off so we started to jog but i looked back and he was still there this time he was jogging to and then i went into a running type and so did my friends they had seen him to while we where walking and it was the same man from the house so i was running in front of my friends and then i looked back and he was sprinting at us so i of course shitting my pants sprinted and then all my friends looked back and started to sprint too but there was 5 of us and if he got one of us we could maybe take him, i thought that but he looked like he knew what he was doing so we had started to run faster and faster until i looked back and he was gone just as fast as he was their me and my friends can all say that it scared us really bad now i am 13 in 8th grade and i can still remember what he was wearing his stupid jeans and a black shirt.

  • @flying-magpie
    @flying-magpie 9 років тому +2

    For story n.2
    FUCKING MOVE!

  • @marycanary86
    @marycanary86 7 років тому +1

    am i the only one who kinda zones out like "yes sure ofc whatever you say m8 uso tuffffff" once they start going "so my brother knows karate, my mom is in the army, my dad is a swat agent my entire family kicks ass blah blah"..?

  • @seblo8462
    @seblo8462 3 роки тому +1

    "I RAN LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA!"...haha Samuel L. Jackson would approve 👍 lol

  • @barrymead3358
    @barrymead3358 6 років тому +1

    From the many stories i have been listening to i have learned a number of lessons, and bear in mind this includes the watching of stories about serial killers.
    1. Make your home a friggin fortress.
    2. Be sure it is on lockdown everywhere (including from tunnelling or neighboring loft access)
    3. Include garden defences-Thorny bushes, high walls and gates, even electrify if legally allowed
    4. Keep a vehicle in tip top condition and totally fuelled for long trips, tint windows, have mess in the back you can hide under and be undetected. Have a weapon in the car. Keep stuff that can quickly fix minor issues if en route somewhere and not near a garage
    5. Plan a route for driving and avoid being anywhere lonely and away from civilization at night, and in the day if possible.
    6. Stop for no one, open the door to no one (unless you have a porch with strong windows and locked door.
    7. Have internal and external cams and a safe room (have cams go to your phone)
    8. Have weapons,have a strong dog
    9. Never ever go anywhere alone if it can be helped
    10. Fuck camping alone or even in a small group, in the woods etc
    unless you have some firepower or are seriously bad mofo's
    I could add a ton more but if i assumed these true stories were half bullshit that still leaves half of them creepy as shit and true.
    The world is a dark place, always be ready.

  • @ClaireYunFarronXIII
    @ClaireYunFarronXIII 8 років тому +2

    Story 1 was funnier than it was scary." This was 95, when these suckers still had cords."" The ouiji board f**king told me. I want the devil to suck my f**king brains out. Satin is in cabin 10. I have to get to cabin 10." All that made me bust out laughing!!!

  • @_aces_art_1578
    @_aces_art_1578 9 років тому +1

    Omg I was not on here for 8 minutes but I got on here for about a split second and only three comments were on this vid I come back and there's like 134

  • @rustyblade9366
    @rustyblade9366 9 років тому +1

    man from the last story: excuse me sir, i'm lost, could i borrow your...... sir? excuse me sir!? well, shit..

  • @victoriaparedes606
    @victoriaparedes606 9 років тому +1

    :3 I love watching these after school. His voice soothes me. And then the story makes me shit in my pants...XD.

  • @ProffessorYellow
    @ProffessorYellow 4 роки тому +1

    Install a sprinkler system outside, and the next time the mans at the door. Get him unconscious one way or another, and give your mom a life alert

  • @hankkirby5386
    @hankkirby5386 6 років тому +2

    Don’t worry about saying Maryland wrong, lots of states are pronounced weird, like Texas is actually “jdhdbdjdj “and California is “kalafurorinaz”

  • @zacharygarlick3249
    @zacharygarlick3249 9 років тому +1

    The notes look like they where written by a two-year-old. Except the lewd parts of course.

  • @123godkilla
    @123godkilla 9 років тому +1

    lazzzzzyyy on ur way to 200000 excellent.....the best things happen in the dark........

  • @RedrunLoL
    @RedrunLoL 9 років тому +1

    6:24
    Ugh, that freak's grammar alone is reason enough to call the police.