20 Hilarious Movie Insults You Have To See [KYM]
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- Опубліковано 25 гру 2024
- Here are 20 hilariously rude movie lines you have to see!
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We may all try to stay polite in our day to day lives for survival, if nothing else, but when we go to the movies, there's nothing more satisfying than seeing the bad guy get what's coming to him. But a good movie hero doesn't need bullets or explosions to reduce their enemies to ash: sometimes, all it takes is a brutal insult. Whether the audience is left just as stunned, laughing in their seats, or quoting the same slams for the rest of their lives, crafting a truly crushing one-liner is an artform, not a science. That's a fact proven with our look at 20 Movies With The Most Savage Insults of All Time.
Script by: Andrew Dyce @andrewbdyce
Voice Over by: Ryan George / theryangeorge
Featuring:
Anchorman | 0:42
Gran Torino | 1:09
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang | 1:20
The Mist | 1:35
Knocked Up | 1:48
Good Will Hunting | 2:02
Snatch | 2:17
Gangs Of New York | 2:28
Christmas Vacation | 2:43
Glengarry Glen Ross | 2:58
Uncle Buck | 3:10
As Good As It Gets | 3:24
Blade Trinity | 3:40
Con Air | 3:52
Clueless | 4:07
Home Alone | 4:18
Bull Durham | 4:29
Ghostbusters | 4:42
The Departed | 4:57
Wayne’s World | 5:10
Deadpool | 5:24
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What about from Monty python and the Holy Grail, "I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries." Even so many years later, it still gets the audience to smile
Because the character who said it was French and no one would find it insulting because he's automatically a pussy.
I was about to write that too...
The fact that you said clint did more damage with his mouth then his AUTOMATIC weapons when he had an M1 Garand is beyond annoying to me.
Not gonna lie, I got this from Wikipedia "Although both "semi automatic" and "fully automatic" firearms are "automatic" in the technical sense that the firearm automatically cycles between rounds with each trigger pull".
They probably still would have said automatic if he'd had a 1903 Springfield.
+Munitia Blastpaw But in this case they were technically correct, also known as the best kind of correct
Roses are brown
Violets are brown
Sunflowers are brown
Who pooped in my garden?
lol
grass is yellow
garden is yellow
patio is yellow
who pissed all over my backyard?
+teh lrod n saviur, Juses Crust no
not really funny, but I wasn't expecting that so I give you credit.
Scorpion yee
You consider these SAVAGE insults? Big time fail.
When "fucking" is censored but "thundercunt" isn't...
Most of these arent savage
What is your favorite movie line of all time? Let us know!
One of my favorite insult of movies is True Romance Origin of Sicilians scene
"Anybody got a dime? One of y'all needs to go back and get a shit load of dimes." Blazing Saddles.
YOU SCRUFFY LOOK IN NERF HERDER
i can do this all day
+Screen Rant you throw like a girl
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries" - Frenchman, Monty Python : The Holy Grail
So you have to bleep out "Fuck" but not "Thundercunt"?
You can predict fuck but bleeping thunder int will ruin the insult
and "dickless" and "shit" wasnt bleeped
+mirko zaja that makes sense but c... should be and f... should be too
+TheBeardedAlienGamer I meant to say who instead of you
Ya screenrant is pretty stupid
"Who the Fuck placed these cameras"
"Who the Fuck are you"
"I'm the guy that does his Fuckin job, you must be the other guy"
WOAAH! Who put leafy in charge of titling the video?
+4KGamesFTW Dad always finds the right words
XD IKR
+BallisticRaccoon Lol, you got told. XD
(I agree btw.)
BallisticRaccoon Him and all of the hissing fans......
Imp Goddess hisssssssssssssss
Not even a hundred views yet! Also, SR.. I just wanted to say I've been on this Channel since you guys were at 100k Subscribers, and it's just amazing to see how quickly you've grown.. I do rap music, it'd be great if you coul- nah I'm kiddin ahaha
i almost got triggered
+Mul7i Hahahah I was postin' the comment then I realized what an advertiser I sounded like so I put it in lmao
lol
the princess diaries "fear is not in my vocabulary" "it may not be, but it's in your eyes"
One insult missing: "Hey, laser lips! Your momma was a snowblower!"
I may have the quote a little wrong as its been a while since I watched it but I personally liked ... "Now if I were a 200 pound sack of assholes named Francis, where would I be hiding?"
YOU SCRUFFY LITTLE NERF HERDER
+Caiden Henn Who's scruffy looking?
Totally! Should have been #1!
Hey... It's nerf or nothing!
+AlphaEpic what's a Mom?
A Fish Called Wanda
Wanda: I was dealing with something delicate, Otto. I'm setting up a guy who's incredibly important to us, who's going to tell me where the loot is and if they're going to come and arrest you. And you come loping in like Rambo without a jockstrap and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window. Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid?
Otto West: Don't call me stupid.
Wanda: Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
Otto West: Apes don't read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself." And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.
This list should've been a top five, because that's how many insults on this list that were even half memorable. And how can you have a list of movie insults without Fletcher from Whiplash?
Francis: what's my name?
Deadpool : oh imma spell out for you
"Automatic weapons." All his weapons fire one time with one pull of the trigger. Good job.
My favorite insult in a comic is "You are the living proof the force has a sense of humor"
That line in Snatch was a threat, not an insult.
I find that a good dig doesn't always have to be colorful or long winded as long as it has a good delivery and is well timed.
For Clueless, the "There goes her social life" quote shoul've been used
Sometimes, the gentle insults are the best.
Haha that Uncle Buck-insult is one of my all time favourites^^
This was waaaaaaaay too rushed. some crap insults and others there's not enough context to tell if it's good or not, and every other one requires you to have seen the movie to even know it's an insult.
And seriously.... no Southpark Movie? "Penguin shitting ass spelunker" is one for the ages!!!
+King Kasper i know, this was the worst top (number) video ive ever seen
i agree and espessialy the end one where cartman
Vasquez from Aliens! "hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?" "no, have you?"
How did Sandlot not get on this list "You play ball like a girl"
Most of these were fucking terrible.
yeah they were...
screen rant has gone to shit
Except deadpool
This list is terrible....
Supervisor: [as McClane tries to call up police] Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only.
John McClane: No fucking shit, lady. Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
If you're a virgin who can't drive is an insult the things that i say should be declared verbal abuse
"In The Loop" Is full of amazing one liner insults!!!!!!!!
"You clinky clanky collection of colligionous junk! (Sorry, can't spell the words.)
"You billowing bale of bovine fodder!"
As befits films from the 1930s, the Wizard manages it without a single profanity. His thunderous voice, shots of fire, and giant head make up for that though.
"I think of a woman and take away reason and accountability." I laughed so hard when I actually heard that line in that movie. It was genius....and 100% true....
3:49 I will NEVER forget that line
When Dustin in Stranger Things said “Are you shitting me.”
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what is it?
what does that mean???
+xbankshotsx It's lennigan
Oh christ here we go again.....
How about when Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in "Tombstone" says to Ike Clanton - "I know, let's have a spelling contest", I think that's the best movie insult of all time!!! IMHO.....
That scene from Good Will Hunting will always be my favorite.
MrElsuperj ...cool? I mean I really dont care...
Harry: Do you think I'm stupid?
Perry: I don't think you'd know where to put food at, if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes I think you're stupid.
- Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
Blade Trinity as "Deadpool worthy!" Totally! I swear, if they just replaced Hannibal with Deadpool, it would be ten times better!
What about in Empire Strikes back when Leia rebuttals Han for coming on to her.
"I'd rather kiss a wookiee."
Then Han responds back "I can again that."
Now that is good.
that deadpool one was the best, I was laughing so hard in the theatre
Why is the sandlot not on this list?!
You play baseball like a girl
+NerdRepublic he says ball not baseball... sorry it just sounds odd the other way
Exactly I was thinking the whole video where is the sandlot
They were probably too big of pussies and didn't want to use it cause it's "sexist" even though everyone loves that line, screenrant has really been pissing me off lately
FR!!
The Home Alone should have been "Kevin, you're a disease" -Buzz
Wait no insults from Monty Python? Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries!
I've got an idea for a future video. 10 Actors Whose Movies Were Unintentionally Foreshadowed. #Whatever-Daisy Ridley. Before running away from explosions and fighting an epic lightsaber duel, the British actress was once in a calm, peaceful music class. In one episode of Youngers, Ridley's character is sitting next to a guy who wants to do a music project on John Williams, stating to the teacher that he's composed Star Wars. And Ridley is right next to him, unaware of what would happen to her in the next few years. It's a cool reference to the future, and we bet the actor who said those words is just as excited as we are.
even though he's not a hero Loki in Avengers:
This is my bargain you mueling quimm
"Does mother know you where it her drapes". Iron man to Thor in the Avengers. That was pretty funny.
Thundercunt stands the test of time, but I like "fat Gandalf" a bit more. Though I have to say with one of my friends, it's more fun just to declare every day International Women's Day.
What about "You look like Freddy Krueger facefucked a topographical map of Utah."
"If I offered you a penny for your thoughts, you'd still owe me change back."
"You're a cottonheaded ninny muggins" - Buddy the Elf
That Snatch "insult" wants an insult, it was a threat.
Full Metal Jacket - the corporal rant, Deadpool - Fat gandalf. and from that you can go on with others
Nothing from Full Metal Jacket?
"Where did you get your clothes? The Toilet store?" That wasn't even funny.
What that mouth do tho Clint Eastwood???😂😂😂😂😂
Whats the guy getting shot at 0:16 from ?
in sandlot when the one kid said "You play ball like a girl", my all time favorite.
THAT'S the Clueless insult you chose? The "no balls flying at my nose" one is much better.
u missed the best 1. in deadpool when he insults megasonic teenage warhead
An oldie but a goodie from "Nothin Sacred" (1937): "The hand of God, reaching down into the mire, couldn't elevate one of them to the depths of degradation. Not by a million miles!"
Here is a good one. You are so bad that you would struggle to pour the water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.
Ok but we can't forget "if my dog was as ugly as you id shave its but and tell her to walk backwards"
Instant thumbs up for Uncle Buck , Rip John Candy
NO FMJ??!!!
ahahaha the best insults ever were in fmj
+Angelo Gonzalodo wtf is fmj
Kevin Solis the movie Full Metal Jacket by Stanley Kubrick
That Dead pool one at the end is the best
These vids aren't all different movies you just love superheroes aye
What about Tf2 spy? "Whattare you, president of his fan club?" "No, that would be YOUR MOTHER" (throws porno pics of Scout's mom and Spy on table)
5:12 is that link from gmm?!?!?!?!
where is scruffy looking nerf herder
+TheGamingLegends Really? Well you just French kissed your brother.
Omg yas
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberry?
Deadpool the mastermind of genius asults and funny madman jokes!
Deadpool will forever be my favorite Marvel movie, that movie is pure gold
Scary movie 2 with the wheel chair guy haha
the deadpool one 😂😂
Shooter: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter: [beat] ... no ...
the mist one killed me XD
Okay... but what about the dinner scene from Hook?
there was barely any insults worth a shit
One of my favorites is from Drumline: I've got enough shit in my life. I'll just use this for toilet paper
I am absolutely OFFENDED that you did not mention the legendary "You play ball like a girl!" from The Sandlot!
What about all the Sandlot quotes like L7 Weenie and Leia's insult of Han in Star Wars V?
You need to do a video specifically on the halarious things dead pool says
hold the tuck up, where is Mean Girls ? I didn't see anything from mean girls.
Can you do a top ten TV serious/ seasons
ThunderCunt is not nearly used enough. I'm bringing that shit back.
most of these were meh.
what about "4 words you'll never hear from the NFL " in whiplash?!
The snatch one was more of a threat than an insult
Ryan Reynolds always kills it, c**k jughling thunder c**nt is by far my favorite, ever!
I was waiting for DeadPool xD
Practically everything J.K. Simmons says in Whiplash
"If you die, walk it off" from Avengers: Age of Ultron.
Oh oh better hide the baby oil......
You better hide that big ass forehead.
Fast and Furious movie
no whiplash? those insults were fucking savage
you guys made a mistake, con air came out in 1997 not in 2007. but other than that great video keep up the good work!!!
Alien 3 Charles Dance to Brian Glover "I think it might be better if I left. I find you unpleasant to be around"
Its not an insult, but the best line like these is as follows: this ####'s gonna have nuts in it
Where in the hell is Full Metal Jacket! Whats wrong with you?!
'Crushing insults'? Where? Because they were few and far between on this list.