How the USSR Collapsed on Soviet TV

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  • @Ididathing
    @Ididathing 4 роки тому +17465

    Man i want to buy that carpet

    • @gustavofring9148
      @gustavofring9148 4 роки тому +257

      Holy shit a channel with a million subs, nice

    • @mindless1786
      @mindless1786 4 роки тому +160

      Long live the USSR

    • @joshuabarber2875
      @joshuabarber2875 4 роки тому +94

      Man you're leaving quite the bread trail of comments. First I saw you on Adam savages channel and now here. Still loving your content (:

    • @junkiejackflash
      @junkiejackflash 4 роки тому +33

      Holy shit. How ya goin?

    • @MarsupialMason
      @MarsupialMason 4 роки тому +94

      I died when i looked down at your comment and thought, "what carpet" .. and then the carpet ad came on, and i thoroughly agree hahahah

  • @Hanabi3111
    @Hanabi3111 4 роки тому +4894

    "You know shit's getting real if Swan Lake is on TV" isn't something I expected to learn today but here we are.

    • @TheHalflingLad
      @TheHalflingLad 4 роки тому +212

      Ushanka Show channel brings that up a lot. Essentially, whenever Soviet media weren't sure what they're allowed to report and waiting for instructions took too long, they'd plug air time with something perfectly inoffensive - classical music on radio, ballet on TV. That became kinda conspicuous after a while.

    • @arizona_iced_out_boy
      @arizona_iced_out_boy 4 роки тому +187

      Parents grew up during the collapse of the soviet union. They said it was the most eerily weirdest shit they every witnessed in their life. They knew the protests were raging, and something significant was underway, but the tv was only running ballet. They also said that on the same day, they were talking on the phone about possibly trying to leave the USSR and the telephone operator, out of fucking nowhere, interjected "You can't talk about that kind of stuff, you should be imprisoned". Obviously, nothing ended up happening since at the time, there probably were a lot of people talking about getting the fuck out.
      Also fun facts, despite both my parents having degrees (both in CS no less), their degrees were borderline worthless when they came to the US, since it's not really possible to get university records from a country that doesn't exist on a map. Another fun one, apparently if you had jeans, you were the hottest shit, since most of them were smuggled in.

    • @BenjaminRonlund
      @BenjaminRonlund 4 роки тому +79

      @@arizona_iced_out_boy If you ask me the operator was trying to help them without self-incriminating. You wouldn't say "don't talk about that, you'll go to jail" for obvious reasons.

    • @duanerackham9567
      @duanerackham9567 4 роки тому +28

      @@arizona_iced_out_boy Bruh if you had jeans on in the USSR that was the equivalent of having a Dodge Hellcat park outside of the trap house
      [Pikachu face] How did you know I trap!

    • @basedmod2139
      @basedmod2139 4 роки тому +2

      @@duanerackham9567 you don't trap

  • @mk-ultraviolence1760
    @mk-ultraviolence1760 4 роки тому +4373

    Is it just me or has Putin never changed his expression since he took that photo 40 or so years ago?

    • @clochard4074
      @clochard4074 4 роки тому +549

      A perk from working in the secret police, permanent poker face.

    • @ButterDog42069
      @ButterDog42069 3 роки тому +343

      If u watch some videos of him walking you will also notice that he barely ever lifts his right hand up and keeps in near his leg. It's called "gunslinger's walk" and was tought in KGB so whenever something dangerous happens he could draw his pistol and shoot instantly. Pretty neet little detail

    • @vasvas8914
      @vasvas8914 3 роки тому +44

      @Feels Bad Vlad "The Gunslinger" Putin

    • @bastianalsoknownasagoddamn3647
      @bastianalsoknownasagoddamn3647 3 роки тому +14

      He always had the slight smile

    • @hauuagdbhshg3604
      @hauuagdbhshg3604 3 роки тому +50

      What are you talking about? He's crying like every year or so on national TV. Pretending to be touched by "massive support" russian people give him.

  • @mikeor-
    @mikeor- 2 роки тому +3321

    My great-grandfather was born in 1919, three years before the Soviet Union was founded. He also lived to see the fall of the USSR, the rise of the Russian Federation (even though he lived in Belarus), and even the rise of Lukashenko and Putin. He truly outlived the country he was born in, as he lived to see the birth and death of the Soviet Union.

    • @hans4120
      @hans4120 2 роки тому +146

      He must have seen so much.

    • @DarkSideChess
      @DarkSideChess 2 роки тому +282

      Not a lot of people survived during that whole span. Very interesting. I was born in Moscow in 1984, and now I live in the US. It will be interesting to tell people when I'm 60-70 that I lived in the USSR. It's like meeting someone now and them telling me that they lived in the Weimar Republic before WW2

    • @ze_baronkrigler7611
      @ze_baronkrigler7611 2 роки тому +49

      The Soviet Union was kinda founded in 1917, He barely saw the Russian Empire

    • @blknmongl342
      @blknmongl342 2 роки тому +18

      Out of curiousity, what did he think of the Soviet Union?

    • @mikeor-
      @mikeor- 2 роки тому +78

      @@ze_baronkrigler7611 The Soviet Union was not founded until 1922. For the five years between 1917 and 1922, the state that existed was simply the Russian Soviet Federated Socialist Republic. Therefore, my great grandfather was born before the Soviet Union.

  • @i-dislike-handles
    @i-dislike-handles 4 роки тому +3694

    "who you might know as the good guys in Rambo 3, or the bad guys in 9/11" I died there mate, good work!

  • @BuckeyeRutabaga
    @BuckeyeRutabaga 3 роки тому +12975

    When I was a kid living in the Soviet Union back in the 1980s, I used to watch nightly cartoons called something like "good night little kids" that aired every day at around 8pm. When Brezhnev died in 1982 I remember they cancelled the cartoons for that night. The teacher at our elementary school told us that we could only whisper and being kids we would get so caught up in our play that we'd frequently forget about the sadness that bestowed our country and our teacher would shout at us and then quietly whisper "be quiet, Brezhnev died" and we'd be like "oh, yeah, we're sorry ..."
    Anyways, back to "good night little kids" cancelled cartoons. When Brezhnev died, Andropov was appointed to lead the great old USSR and somehow he managed to be carried out of the Kremlin legs first just a few months later. And yes, you guessed it, they cancelled the nightly cartoons AGAIN! Chernenko was appointed in place of Andropov and I can vividly recall how fragile that old man was and how he could barely speak to journalists. Honestly, President Biden would look like a 18 year old fella, full of energy and ready to conquer the world compared to Chernenko. Needless to say, I was bracing for the nightly cartoons to be cancelled sometime soon...
    When Chernenko was pompously carried out of Kremlin just a few months into his rule and Mr. Gorbachev came to power, I was already conditioned to expect what seemed to be an utterly unavoidable an unfortunate cancellation of my favorite cartoon show sometime in a near future. I remember my mom laughing at me when I asked if she knew when Gorbachev would die so that I could prepare for the pain and suffering of missing my cartoon show.
    Years have gone by. Gorbachev never died and I am thankful to him as he kept my cartoons uninterrupted throughout my childhood starting from 1985. When I look back at the history, especially when I watch some history video related to those old soviet days, I always associate the rapid demise of several soviet leaders back in the early 80s with my frustration about those old nightly cartoons shows being cancelled.

    • @user-wd1xr3zy6w
      @user-wd1xr3zy6w 3 роки тому +676

      Something I've always wanted to ask a middle aged russian: did u like the cccp or russia more?

    • @deller5924
      @deller5924 3 роки тому +165

      @@user-wd1xr3zy6w Russia is Federal Reserve's colony, not a free country. What's to like about it?! And so is the USA, not a free country, either. How can a country be free without its own currency, and without its own military?! The USA being a country lacks both. Federal Reserve owns American currency, and the US being a corporation owns both the FRS and American military.

    • @BuckeyeRutabaga
      @BuckeyeRutabaga 3 роки тому +1775

      @@user-wd1xr3zy6w Well, I wouldn't be the right person to ask as I've lived in USA for almost 20 years now and haven't been to Russia in a couple of decades, but I will share my limited experience. Keep in mind that I was only 13 when USSR fell apart so my understanding of it will be rather limited.
      First, there are of course pluses and minuses to just about anything. The good about the USSR was the overall safety and a lot of cool and fun things for kids to be involved in at almost no expense for parents.
      The safety part was pretty solid. I grew up in a town of about 50k people and never heard of any murders or rapes or anything violent like that. My dad was a cop so I would be the first one to know. He barely ever used his government issued pistol for target shooting, let alone in the line of duty.
      My parents would let me walk to pre-school which was about half a mile from where we lived when I was 5 and I had to cross several intersections just to get there and it would never occur to anyone that it wasn't safe. I went to music school when I was 8 and had to take a regular bus ride with a bunch of strangers several times a week just to get there and again I did it all by myself and no one ever thought that it would be unsafe.
      If I was short a couple pennies to get a pastry or something tasty at a grocery store while waiting on a bus I could (and did) approach any adult and I'd always get a couple pennies and no one ever thought of it as some pan handling thing to do. Adults just figured I was a kid and wanted something tasty lol. We had red pioneer camps every summer which were a ton of fun as well as all sorts of sports and other activities we could get involved in and it barely cost any $. So, growing up as a kid, USSR was pretty darn good and safe place.
      Of course there were negatives. We didn't have a whole lot of choices. I don't remember anyone starving or not being able to get basic necessities but the choices we had at grocery and department stores were very few. If you needed to get bread or milk you'd have maybe one or two choices at best compared to hundreds of choices we have here in US. However, I never worked and actually never experienced the soviet union as an adult so I wouldn't know how that went. I know my parents had jobs they liked and I don't know anyone who was oppressed in any way but again, throughout 70s and 80s, the USSR was pretty chill and the good old Gulag times were long gone. As far as I know, if you weren't involved in any politics or "illegal" commerce (pretty much any commerce was illegal) then you had nothing to worry about. One bad thing I remember was Afghanistan war in the 80s. Everyone hated it and hardly anyone was pro that war. Since military drafted young men at around 18 it was every mother's nightmare to have their young kid deployed to Afghanistan. I knew several veterans growing up and half of them were maimed or had other issues and there was almost zero coverage in the news about it.
      There was also a general sense of stagnation. People were conditioned to expect the government to take care of them. Most people out in the country, who were part of farming collectives, literally did not know what to do when USSR dissolved and many fell into heavy drinking and a lot of little country towns just disappeared overtime because there was simply nothing to do. However, back in the 70s and 80s, collective farm towns were pretty darn good to live and work in.
      I think that switching from one system to another in a very short period of time will always be associated with growing pains. The 90s were basically a total shit for most of the former USSR states but from what I am hearing from relatives and old friends now it's getting better. I am sure people have grown more and more familiar with free market demands and there's a lot more stability and entrepreneurship happening in both Russia and other former soviet republics.
      So to sum up. Soviet times were stagnant, very little choice when it comes to consumerism but it was sort of compensated by free education (which was actually pretty solid), free medical care (which was admittedly pretty shitty most of the time) and a ton of stuff for kids to be involved in (which was awesome)
      Now, people have more freedom to make whatever they want to make out of their lives and engage in all sorts commercial activities. From what I can tell things have changed and I think from the economic standpoint the change is for the better. Some people may argue that people were nicer back in the old days of USSR and I would agree with that but I don't believe it has anything to do with the USSR per se, it is more of a cultural shift that many countries experience.

    • @BahKnee
      @BahKnee 3 роки тому +421

      So interesting, all those events through the eyes of a child.

    • @Yeowiepower
      @Yeowiepower 3 роки тому +266

      @@BuckeyeRutabaga Very interesting read. Thanks for sharing. May I ask where abouts did you live in Russia? Also very strange question but did any of the republics of the USSR have animosity towards eachtoher? i.e racial tensions, or frustations towars eachother like "you guys aren't pulling your weight" type of stuff? Considering it was a huge country that had many ethnicities. Russia itself is already extremley diverse so the USSR as a hole would be a melting pot for ethnic tensions and I feel the USSR being administred as 14 different states could have given those citizens a platform to fight with eachother.

  • @vladimirvladimirovichputin1352
    @vladimirvladimirovichputin1352 4 роки тому +8922

    Imagine a news reporter just getting news that their country isn’t communist anymore and 15 country’s just became independent 10 seconds ago

    • @SamHarrisonMusic
      @SamHarrisonMusic 4 роки тому +315

      Hey! It's the Boris that's bringing down our country! y'alright mate? x

    • @disillusionedrightest7313
      @disillusionedrightest7313 4 роки тому +219

      That Boris brought down the Soviet Union and now this Boris is tryna bring down the Soviet Union 2.0, the European Union. Keep up the good work!

    • @anonymousbloke1
      @anonymousbloke1 4 роки тому +128

      The last 4 countries to leave were: Russia, Ukraine, Belarus and Kazakhstan. The other countries broke off days, months ago

    • @whoeverest_the_whateverest
      @whoeverest_the_whateverest 4 роки тому +202

      @@anonymousbloke1 technically, in the last four days of it's juridical existence, Soviet Union consisted only of Kazakhstan

    • @anonymousbloke1
      @anonymousbloke1 4 роки тому +51

      @@whoeverest_the_whateverest Yeah. Prolly cause they weren't sure on what kinda government they wanted. Since around half of their total population were non-Kazakhs

  • @t2216
    @t2216 Рік тому +429

    Estonia was not satellite state it was in the USSR annexed by Russia. The TV-s in North Estonia would catch Finland television only if modified with hand made chips. My father knew how to make those and there was huge demand for it. When family friends come to visit us from Lithuania and Latvia one of the important things they wanted to see was the TV. Series like Dallas, Knight Rider, A-team, Santa Barbara were huge hits.

    • @DarkenedXPlayZS
      @DarkenedXPlayZS 7 місяців тому +1

      my dad watched that

    • @iammaybeabro4598
      @iammaybeabro4598 7 місяців тому +15

      The reason I think he called it a satellite state rather than part of the USSR was because it was, to an extent, an illegal occupation. Though he's British, here in America, the Baltics were still recognized and their own states throughout the time of the USSR.

    • @triton7758
      @triton7758 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@iammaybeabro4598 to an extent?!?!! Stop whitewashing

    • @plyix
      @plyix 3 місяці тому

      @@triton7758the baltics are already white lmao

    • @kanishenanigans
      @kanishenanigans 2 місяці тому +1

      @@triton7758 what whitewashing? estonias white- ru good?

  • @Annafyz
    @Annafyz 4 роки тому +3679

    Hey, russian here. Here's a classic joke for ya:
    -Rabinovich, have you bought a ticket to general secretary's funeral yet?
    - No need to, i have a subscribtion to these events.

  • @joeytansey8466
    @joeytansey8466 4 роки тому +2741

    Ok now I understand why there is the stereotype of the Russian intellectual, their TV was super weird and boring so they read books and played chess instead

    • @mrunseen3797
      @mrunseen3797 4 роки тому +118

      Shame we have UA-cam ... No intellectuals anymore in the world 😂

    • @AmericanCaesarian
      @AmericanCaesarian 4 роки тому +60

      I’m america it is because our school system is dominated by the dems who have no idea what they are doing in almost every position

    • @HellishSpoon
      @HellishSpoon 4 роки тому +23

      @@mrunseen3797
      I learned alot from this youtube video
      You just have to know where to look.

    • @xenoidaltu601
      @xenoidaltu601 3 роки тому +132

      @@AmericanCaesarian
      Ohh because you want bible to replace Science and Critical Thinking 🙄

    • @AmericanCaesarian
      @AmericanCaesarian 3 роки тому +33

      @@xenoidaltu601 lol you seem to be a brainwashed individual who defaults to the "you must be a Christian straight white gun nut republican" argument, which is meaningless. Ill have you know i am a libertarian who happens to be an agnostic, i am a bit of a gun nut but that's besides the point. Also, for someone who claims a want to replace science, I feel as if you support unscientific concepts like there being more then two genders and all that. I would guess that you are rather young too, considering your unintellectual response. I assume you support the dumbasscrats right? probably, go back to mindlessly consuming whatever CNbrainwashing tells you to. Throw sceince out the door and worship biden or something, its what CNN wants you to do lol.

  • @the_ancient_library
    @the_ancient_library 3 роки тому +7013

    “The good guys from Rambo 3 and the bad guys from 9/11” top-quality line

    • @prospoulify
      @prospoulify 3 роки тому +388

      “America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests”
      ― Henry Kissinger

    • @ProfShibe
      @ProfShibe 3 роки тому +76

      @@prospoulify we ain't the ones who did 9/11 lol
      also as stated, that's literally every country. It's a dumb quote

    • @prospoulify
      @prospoulify 3 роки тому +55

      @jungmin lim My point exactly. Just with a single quote. I didn't say it doesn't apply to other countries aswell.
      And, yes, there's no morals in geopolitics.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 3 роки тому +28

      Rambo 3 aged rather poorly. :D

    • @dpj1
      @dpj1 3 роки тому +14

      Didn't James Bond ride into battle with those same folks too, in The Living Daylights?😂

  • @GhostlyWhiteGuy
    @GhostlyWhiteGuy 2 роки тому +91

    This is probably one of the most unique history based videos I’ve ever seen, I love it, keep it up!!

  • @wetplant1748
    @wetplant1748 3 роки тому +3353

    "Estonia is the only place in the USSR where you can pick up frequencies from Finnish stations"
    Finland: fucking over the Soviets since 1917

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 3 роки тому +150

      It's what they do best, after being Squidward: The Nation.

    • @maidenslayer
      @maidenslayer 3 роки тому +9

      Carelian

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 3 роки тому +64

      @MR.random57 mmmh nah sounds like a pyramid scheme

    • @chriswatson3464
      @chriswatson3464 3 роки тому +4

      Since 1939.

    • @jackspedicy2711
      @jackspedicy2711 3 роки тому +6

      kalevala culture is real good, i want it :(

  • @mikesiciliano210
    @mikesiciliano210 4 роки тому +2396

    "Some American pervert" is probably the funniest and most accurate description of Bill Clinton that I have ever heard

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs 3 роки тому +41

      A very different president came to mind, actually.
      The one who digs his own daughter. "Bigly."

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 3 роки тому +44

      *_Aren't those most americans?_*

    • @KentuckyFriedChildren
      @KentuckyFriedChildren 3 роки тому +14

      @@awddfg As an American I can confirm this is true

    • @CarlosXPhone
      @CarlosXPhone 3 роки тому +8

      It is. Didn't like Clinton. 😕
      I do have a question - I was recommended this channel by YT so forgive me. I watch a lot of "Hate CCP" vids. I know the CCP is dangerous...
      But my question is... what were the Soviet's perception of China then, compared to now? I know they are allies now, but what was Russia's perception of China in general? On either side - government and its residents (erm, citizens)?

    • @Campeon99
      @Campeon99 3 роки тому +9

      @@CarlosXPhone if I remember correctly from a video I had watched, there was a split. They both had different ideologies, the USSR had stalinism and the Chinese maoism. That led to them splitting up

  • @Mystician
    @Mystician 4 роки тому +790

    "All the potatoes I could possibly drink." - You sir are a genius with words.

    • @ascendedbro1828
      @ascendedbro1828 4 роки тому +1

      I don't get a joke.. Can you explain please?

    • @Melheck
      @Melheck 4 роки тому +20

      ​@@ascendedbro1828 potatoes are an ingredient for vodka

    • @davidfreeman3083
      @davidfreeman3083 3 роки тому

      I heard that sugar also works... Just a little too unhealthy I guess?

    • @dazednconfusedrn
      @dazednconfusedrn 3 роки тому

      @@davidfreeman3083 and way more expensive if I had to guess

    • @borispetrov1970
      @borispetrov1970 Місяць тому

  • @mikeor-
    @mikeor- 2 роки тому +1008

    All four of my grandparents lived under Stalin. His death affected them in many different ways. When my paternal grandfather, who was eighteen years old when Stalin died, told me about it when I visited him for Thanksgiving. He said that when Joey Stalin died, his neighbor informed him about it. When my grandfather asked what it meant for the future of the Soviet Union, the neighbor said; ''Life has become better, Comrade. Life has become happier.''

    • @alexgaelsotorodriguez3870
      @alexgaelsotorodriguez3870 Рік тому +42

      He was reusing a famous Stalin quote: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_has_become_better

    • @ЛюкДэверо-ы3к
      @ЛюкДэверо-ы3к Рік тому +19

      Смерть Сталина, означало что жить станет хуже.Так и случилось. Сталина очень сильно уважали в СССР, это самый влиятельный и уважаемый человек того столетия. Вождь народов.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 Рік тому +53

      @@ЛюкДэверо-ы3кyou confused fear with respect

    • @grantmctaggart9942
      @grantmctaggart9942 Рік тому +6

      This didn’t happen so hard it unhappened things that did happen

    • @Venislovas
      @Venislovas Рік тому +11

      I remember when my late Grandpa said about day when Stalin died, teacher has told the class about his death and they all cheered (to horror of teacher) because it would be day off, and when his statues were being dismantled in my town one of drunks said "Joseph, hold on" and was detained for this comment.

  • @ljubomirgoronja8014
    @ljubomirgoronja8014 4 роки тому +932

    "Its strange to outlive the country you are born into"
    Laughs in Balkans. (4 different states from 1990 to 2006)

    • @Dac_DT_MKD
      @Dac_DT_MKD 3 роки тому +12

      Crna Gora (Montenegro)?

    • @smraddebeli
      @smraddebeli 3 роки тому +40

      my dad is older than croatia

    • @flyingdutchman4794
      @flyingdutchman4794 3 роки тому +8

      My generation of United-Statians may yet live to see the same thing. As Leon Russell said, "It's a strange world we're a-livin' in...."

    • @paul8158
      @paul8158 3 роки тому +6

      @@flyingdutchman4794 Pretty soon maybe. The Soviet Union collapsed within two years after the last Soviet troops left Afghanistan. So when exactly is Nato out?

    • @wuffiousmaximus4808
      @wuffiousmaximus4808 3 роки тому +4

      Laughs in Confederate States of America

  • @antonsavosin75
    @antonsavosin75 4 роки тому +5383

    As a Russian, I can't wait for another loop of the Swan Lake.
    Can't. Wait.

    • @JohnGalt916
      @JohnGalt916 4 роки тому +156

      If youre in America January 21st after biden "falls down stairs"

    • @thanakonpraepanich4284
      @thanakonpraepanich4284 4 роки тому +55

      So the rumor that Putin's health is failing isn't a rumor after all?

    • @thanakonpraepanich4284
      @thanakonpraepanich4284 4 роки тому +57

      @@JohnGalt916
      That requires Kamala, Pelosi, Hillary and Schumer to immediately turn on each other saying ' the deal is off' and the brawl start.
      They know this could be the last Democrat administration for the next 12 years right? With Hispanic and Asian driven away from Democrats thanks to BLM and Antifa fiasco.

    • @antonsavosin75
      @antonsavosin75 4 роки тому +95

      @@thanakonpraepanich4284 there's no way of telling. Once a year he disappears from the screens to show up later with a swollen face and a very unhealthy pace. One thing's for sure, he's getting older. So, fingers crossed.

    • @JohnSmith-wx9wj
      @JohnSmith-wx9wj 4 роки тому +18

      Things can always get worse.

  • @theRealtensigh
    @theRealtensigh 3 роки тому +2092

    The worst thing I learned after watching this video is that adverts existed in the Soviet Union. One of the things I thought might have existed in the USSR was a country without ads.

    • @gorzealion7119
      @gorzealion7119 3 роки тому +229

      Ads in the modern sense are just privatized propaganda. They'll always exist as long as the act of propaganda proves to manipulate successful.

    • @chotabomjvonychi3485
      @chotabomjvonychi3485 3 роки тому +77

      Estonia used to be a pretty privileged part of USSR compared to the rest of the soviet republics. Such things wouldn't be common in the Soviet Union.

    • @TheBcoolGuy
      @TheBcoolGuy 3 роки тому +45

      There are many things that are and were not as you think under communism.

    • @theRealtensigh
      @theRealtensigh 3 роки тому +56

      @@TheBcoolGuy That's true, and I'm quite satisfied to not know what things were like under communism. The reviews are pretty awful.

    • @user-si3gu8pm6j
      @user-si3gu8pm6j 3 роки тому +4

      Ironically, watching the ‘72 Hockey Summit Series footage and there are no board ads in the Canadian arenas but there many in Luzhniki 🤔

  • @thedallas1
    @thedallas1 2 роки тому +168

    Nearly two years later and this has aged like fine radioactive wine. Cheers, comrade.

  • @TripleAlfafa
    @TripleAlfafa 4 роки тому +922

    You missed an opportunity to point out how wild west the 90's Russia was, but otherwise good work.

    • @OrdinaryThings
      @OrdinaryThings  4 роки тому +350

      true. gotta leave room for the sequel tho

    • @TripleAlfafa
      @TripleAlfafa 4 роки тому +64

      @@OrdinaryThings Fair. Though, you should ask for some stories from that time because it made whatever low point a lot of countries have had look fairly tame. The murder-rate even managed to double itself from what was already a fairly high level.

    • @eye-5779
      @eye-5779 4 роки тому +18

      How Russia's TV is under Putin. Looking forward to this

    • @hubbletrubble7875
      @hubbletrubble7875 4 роки тому +16

      Wild East*

    • @dan-ry8vw
      @dan-ry8vw 4 роки тому

      @Swamp Henly equally what was done to them by boris yeltsin and the former kgb

  • @1337karm
    @1337karm 4 роки тому +398

    “The great gulag in the sky” is how I’m going to refer to the afterlife until the end of times. I wish I was that clever.

    • @SamHarrisonMusic
      @SamHarrisonMusic 4 роки тому +7

      That was just from the USSR мелодия pressing of 'Dark Side of the Moon'...

    • @Gamerguy826
      @Gamerguy826 4 роки тому +6

      Both Heaven and Hell have walls, gates and armed guards. That can't be a coincidence.

    • @Thicc_Cheese_Dip
      @Thicc_Cheese_Dip 3 роки тому +1

      It sounds like the Russified interpretation of the Greek afterlife.

    • @beamal111
      @beamal111 5 місяців тому

      Work (In the Factory)
      Economy Damage
      Rubles

  • @mangur5293
    @mangur5293 4 роки тому +615

    I’m a Estonian and you gave my flashback of that stupid chicken commercial. Hear are the meaning Kana=chicken and hakkliha=meat

    • @karhu7581
      @karhu7581 3 роки тому +44

      It's just as funny if you're finnish, too.

    • @sandermesila4904
      @sandermesila4904 3 роки тому +19

      Hakkliha = minced meat but alas. Atleast you got nostalgia

    • @sirhideki2473
      @sirhideki2473 3 роки тому +8

      The idea of a russian seeing an ad yelling "KANAAAA HAKKLIHAA YEE BOII"

    • @karhu7581
      @karhu7581 3 роки тому

      @famous austrian painter bro what

    • @abusaloh8564
      @abusaloh8564 3 роки тому

      Have you ever seen ‘Ahvatluste Tund’

  • @sprthrwwychnnl73
    @sprthrwwychnnl73 2 роки тому +192

    Gorbachev died today. When I heard one of the first things I though was “his head was covered with new ideas.” But I am still sad. I do think he was one of the good guys.

    • @_UberEats_
      @_UberEats_ 2 роки тому +15

      He was

    • @retineyzer1670
      @retineyzer1670 Рік тому

      Dude he literally destroyed our country and made all the mess we, as Russians, now supposed to clean up.
      Millions died, progress of humanity slowerd down (we could've already have colonies on mars). Now, there is no good communists, now, EVERYONE in the world doomed to become fascists through degradation of capitalism.

    • @wilsonwheeler6147
      @wilsonwheeler6147 10 місяців тому +3

      danke gorbi

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 8 місяців тому +12

      There'll always be complications, like the mess in Afghanistan that he inherited from Brezhnev, but that (specific example) really wasn't his fault. I think Gorbachev legitimately tried to make the Soviet Union a better place for its people, but too many members of the CPSU wanted the _exact opposite._
      Still, he tried, and that's a lot, LOT more than any of his predecessors _or_ next gen Russian leaders did. RIP, Gorbe. You seemed to actually care.

    • @united2357
      @united2357 Місяць тому

      He probably wanted the best for our country, but his democratic reforms were crap. In fact, he is to blame for the increased crime and poverty that were in the 90s (and a few years before them). It was anarchy, millions of people suffered and Gorbachev is guilty of this.

  • @Exurb1a
    @Exurb1a 4 роки тому +13824

    "And plus his hairline was comforting as it was proof that something was recessing worse than our economy." Well I died. (Also, amazing work as always.)

    • @OrdinaryThings
      @OrdinaryThings  4 роки тому +1020

      ah thanks dude!

    • @dollenpollen2460
      @dollenpollen2460 4 роки тому +393

      I-Is it truly you? Our tortoise overlord?

    • @rudolf895
      @rudolf895 4 роки тому +151

      Yo what you doing here. Upload more

    • @julipazos1146
      @julipazos1146 4 роки тому +76

      Exurb?! omg I missed you ❤❤❤

    • @julipazos1146
      @julipazos1146 4 роки тому +21

      @@rudolf895 for real, please do q.q

  • @Monsuco
    @Monsuco 3 роки тому +5446

    Two Soviet women are at the back of a bread line. One says to the other "this bread line is so long." The other replies "you should consider yourself lucky. I've heard in the capitalist countries they don't even have bread lines."

    • @uingaeoc3905
      @uingaeoc3905 3 роки тому +477

      A fanatical old commie I knew back then i Liverpool came back from a visit to Moscow - Well? I said - how is life in USSR ? He responded - "Fantastic, the workers are so wealthy they have to queue outside the shops to get in and spend their money". Self delusional to the end!"

    • @HeathenDance
      @HeathenDance 3 роки тому +520

      @@uingaeoc3905 To be honest, such comparisons were always unfair. From an historical point of view. Before the Soviet Revolution, the Russian Empire was pretty much a medieval, gloomy realm. 75 % of its people couldn't even read or write. And serfdom was still a reality. True, they had some factories, recently built, in Moscow and St. Petersburg. But overall... And then, they had a bloody civil war. And then, a couple of decades later, they lose 20 million lives, and half of their developing new country is destroyed, because of World War 2. Again... they had to rebuild everything from scratch. A few years later they had a man and a woman cruising around the Cosmos. I don't give a fuck about Communism, but I wonder how life would be, in the U.S.A., which was already an industrialized country in the 19th century, if they had to put up with all the shit that the Soviet Union had to. Nevertheless, to this day, poverty in the USA is enormous. 10 million homeless people. Only the rich can get in the super-awesome Universities, etc. Hey, just trying to be objective. It's like you and me are running a marathon against each other. But you start in the middle of the road, and I'm forced to run the whole thing. Of course I will be mocked upon arrival, because you will arrive a LOT earlier, obviously.

    • @HeathenDance
      @HeathenDance 3 роки тому +100

      @@Topcat6103 Even so, there's no turn around. It's still a huge number. Not to mention lack of life's perspectives, endemic poverty, even among people who are working, etc. The U.S.A. is the wealthiest nation on the planet. They consume 50 % of the world's resources. You can't just look at two separate blocks and compare them just like that, without understanding the backgrounds. It's plain stupidity.

    • @dutchkosmonaut7257
      @dutchkosmonaut7257 3 роки тому +91

      I mean, they do, they just call them "food banks"

    • @Official2Shitty
      @Official2Shitty 3 роки тому +240

      It’s funny because breadlines were popularized and most commonly used during the Great Depression......in *america*

  • @ItsSpecialHands
    @ItsSpecialHands 4 роки тому +999

    "adverts for speedboats I could never afford"
    Well, I guess we always had more in common with the USSR than we previously thought

    • @daseapickleofjustice7231
      @daseapickleofjustice7231 3 роки тому +15

      Yes of course advertising luxury products is one of the most capitalist things

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs 3 роки тому +9

      "adverts for cars and speedboats I could never afford"
      Don't tell me you can afford any car you see adverts for.

    • @magemega4262
      @magemega4262 3 роки тому +15

      When the state is run by corporate capitalists the culture is what they dictate. It's no different. We in the west like to act superior but we're honestly not that much different. I'm an ancom and I fucking hate tankie soviet-bolsh nonsense... But in my eyes capitalism is the true enemy and far more carcinogenic to our planet.

    • @Perc_angle30
      @Perc_angle30 3 роки тому +10

      “The Flag is different but methods are same”
      -victor reznov

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez 3 роки тому

      Probably could during the 60s

  • @sketchytwin113
    @sketchytwin113 2 роки тому +47

    Well, Gorbi just died, so I guess they'll be marathoning Swan lake today

  • @chazlomack8662
    @chazlomack8662 4 роки тому +657

    "We were the first country to suffocate a dog in geocentric orbit"
    This is the first video of yours that i've ever seen and you just got me to subscribe 20 seconds in. Nice work comrade!

    • @OrdinaryThings
      @OrdinaryThings  4 роки тому +66

      thanks comrade, welcome to the party (the ordinary one, not the communist one)

    • @bunglebutts3163
      @bunglebutts3163 4 роки тому

      yes

    • @TheBroz
      @TheBroz 4 роки тому +2

      Same here

    • @ponysoftonline4533
      @ponysoftonline4533 4 роки тому +4

      if thats the line that made you subscribe I'm scared to know what kind of person you are...

    • @chazlomack8662
      @chazlomack8662 4 роки тому

      @@ponysoftonline4533 😂😂😂😂👍🏾

  • @dreggon1406
    @dreggon1406 3 роки тому +1394

    When I was a kid I always thought USSR means "United states of Soviet Russia"

    • @somerandommen
      @somerandommen 3 роки тому +33

      Nah, Russia was a state

    • @Heliocentric
      @Heliocentric 3 роки тому +33

      Public school?

    • @Francisco-oz8yb
      @Francisco-oz8yb 3 роки тому +24

      @@somerandommen i aways trough Soviet Union was Russia

    • @leomduffy794
      @leomduffy794 3 роки тому +3

      @The running man Yes correct but Russia ruled all the countrys.

    • @PhilippensTube
      @PhilippensTube 3 роки тому +63

      Which isn't very far from what it actually meant, isn't it? You can nipick about the exact terms, but it's the Union of Socialist Soviet Republics; what's a state other than a republic in the sense of the Soviet Union? Every Republic had it's own (marionet) gouvernement, but the Central Committee was the great leader of all. It's obviously not like the United States literaly, but it's what it comes down to.

  • @MoonatikYT
    @MoonatikYT 4 роки тому +3183

    Vladimir Lenin, Joseph Stalin, Nikita Khrushchev and Leonid Brezhnev are all travelling together in a railway carriage. Unexpectedly, the train stops. Lenin suggests: "Perhaps we should announce a subbotnik, so that workers and peasants will fix the problem." Stalin puts his head out of the window and shouts, "If the train does not start moving, the driver should be shot!" Khrushchev then shouts, "No, let's take the rails from behind the train and use them to lay the tracks in front!" None of these attempts get the train moving, and then Brezhnev says, "Comrades, Comrades, calm yourselves! Let's draw the curtains, turn on the gramophone and pretend we're moving."

    • @quiahjohnson5871
      @quiahjohnson5871 4 роки тому +144

      An analogy of the Soviet Union?

    • @SamHarrisonMusic
      @SamHarrisonMusic 4 роки тому +272

      As much as it's fun to knock the Soviet Union, I can reliably report that current Ukrainian trains, although built about 60-80 years ago and often barely refurbished since that time, are more reliable than UK trains x

    • @anonymousbloke1
      @anonymousbloke1 4 роки тому +42

      @@SamHarrisonMusic tell that to everyone who's had the dubious pleasure of riding with UkrZaliznycja
      t. Ukrainian

    • @SamHarrisonMusic
      @SamHarrisonMusic 4 роки тому +84

      @Toori Gooner I've never been on a 'Never ending journey' whatever that's supposed to mean, but living and travelling in Ukraine I've met some of the nicest and most hospitable people I've ever met. Don't trust the propagandised version we're taught about this part of the world, just like everywhere, good people trying to get by. Soviet engineering wasn't made by creeps and murderers, it was ordinary people just doing their everyday jobs - crediting those engineers is not endorsing dictatorship.

    • @charlesramirez587
      @charlesramirez587 4 роки тому +39

      @@SamHarrisonMusic I'd say the reason why they were reliable was likely a defense reason since train cars were essential to the logistics of the wartime economy during the second world war. The joke works as an analogy to how the soviets had tried to apply different but overall dogmatically communist principles towards situations, for straightforward things like war and other heavy industries of raw materials, roads, rails do fine. As it interlinks to other sections of the economy we'll see inefficiencies, stagnation, and corruption.

  • @loganb7059
    @loganb7059 Рік тому +21

    “You can solve anything by throwing enough helicopters and human suffering at it.” Accidental 40K quote

    • @wave5377
      @wave5377 Рік тому +1

      Yeah tell that one to Vietnam vets

  • @roarlisfang2860
    @roarlisfang2860 3 роки тому +386

    "Brezhnev got really old and died and was replaced by this guy who got really old and died and he was replaced by this guy who got really old and died"
    Now I know who were those two guys. Thanks!

  • @BigBrezzy
    @BigBrezzy 2 роки тому +5137

    Looks like Russia is long overdue for another Swan Lake marathon.

    • @TheMGSlow
      @TheMGSlow 2 роки тому +387

      Well one network put on Swan Lake today as all the staff walked out in protest of the war. So it begins.

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 2 роки тому +82

      @@TheMGSlow That's reassuring

    • @Makujah_
      @Makujah_ 2 роки тому +67

      We have bit more sophisticated propaganda machine now. Too bad for it that free internet still exists in some capacity yet

    • @Tadicuslegion78
      @Tadicuslegion78 2 роки тому +64

      Russian: *Turns on TV, nothing but Swan Lake marathon*......who died this time?

    • @wormcatman8652
      @wormcatman8652 2 роки тому +31

      @@Tadicuslegion78 7000-15000 Russian troops and a lot of officers.

  • @alphawolf2993
    @alphawolf2993 2 роки тому +1144

    the craziest part of this is that after 3 general secretaries dying within a yearish of each other, gorbachev is still alive 30 years later.

    • @esraeloh8681
      @esraeloh8681 2 роки тому +89

      I know, I fuckin love it.
      But, if he lives in Russia, now, with the economey tumbling & this seriously crushing the public & civilian population first.
      I mean he needs help getting around, if he bcomes unable to afford that, he's not going to have a fun last few months.
      I reallky feel for the guy, he actually tried to do something good, out of all the spinless selfish bastards who'd take up that mantle.
      He's the only 1 who tried too do some good for the world & his people.
      I just cannot believe he is still, alilve & kicking, what, a sad, shit show, he has had to witness his country go through with Putin, knowing that coup, Decades ago drove all of it.
      The poor bastard had to suffer a birthday through this war on the 2nd of March

    • @TheManinBlack9054
      @TheManinBlack9054 2 роки тому +1

      @@esraeloh8681 there's a joke in Russia that the hell doesn't want it as it will collapse it too.

    • @indecipherable22
      @indecipherable22 2 роки тому +72

      Ohhhh shit

    • @Halestem
      @Halestem 2 роки тому +62

      Not anymore

    • @Birdbrian_
      @Birdbrian_ 2 роки тому +91

      RIP the homie, most based soviet leader

  • @Rockygaming46r
    @Rockygaming46r Рік тому +6

    Man this is one of the best UA-cam videos I’ve ever seen

  • @dantesk8
    @dantesk8 2 роки тому +514

    as an estonian russian this is fucking golden i remember all the stories my grandma told me about getting together with friends and family on a saturday sauna evening to watch illegal television from finland haha

    • @RmsTitanic59
      @RmsTitanic59 2 роки тому +7

      Im finnish And yes i learned that

    • @retineyzer1670
      @retineyzer1670 Рік тому +1

      Illegal things were only illegal on paper, everyone in USSR had access to the 'black market', which were one of the reasons Soviet Union fell.

    • @Tespri
      @Tespri 11 місяців тому +1

      As Finnish man... I found the notion of "illegal television from Finland" as outlandish.

    • @Tespri
      @Tespri 11 місяців тому

      @@retineyzer1670 It made them realize that everything they were told about the west was a lie.

    • @dantesk8
      @dantesk8 11 місяців тому

      @@Tespri i dont even understand what you are saying

  • @subrezon
    @subrezon 4 роки тому +256

    The "Oh, just you wait!" animated series is actually fucking epic. I loved it as a child, and I still love it now.

    • @SamHarrisonMusic
      @SamHarrisonMusic 4 роки тому +8

      I've seen it! I can confirm it's awesome :) also капитошка!

    • @Samlolol
      @Samlolol 4 роки тому +6

      Oh heck yeah. The circus episode was legendary.

    • @megamix5403
      @megamix5403 4 роки тому +12

      Wasn't it called Nu Pogodi? or something like that? (Idk I don't speak Russian)

    • @subrezon
      @subrezon 4 роки тому +10

      @@megamix5403 yes, that is the transliteration of the name, "Ну, Погоди!". It means "Oh, just you wait"

    • @megamix5403
      @megamix5403 4 роки тому +3

      @@subrezon Ah, okay then. Spasibo

  • @capn_shawn
    @capn_shawn 3 роки тому +2580

    "Its strange to outlive the country you are born into"
    Someday, sitting around the campfire, these words will come back to your mind.

    • @chompythebeast
      @chompythebeast 3 роки тому +28

      Lord willing. Or rather, people willing...

    • @cerebrospinal87
      @cerebrospinal87 3 роки тому +49

      *America The Brave plays somberly in the background*

    • @aleksapetrovic6519
      @aleksapetrovic6519 3 роки тому +82

      I am 25 and already outlived 2 countries with 3 different regimes. My parents outlived 3 countries with 4 different regimes.

    • @zm1786
      @zm1786 3 роки тому +43

      Yes we destroyed civilization, but for a brief moment , no one could call us sexist or racist

    • @Xanderboof
      @Xanderboof 3 роки тому +6

      I hate that you’re probably not wrong

  • @walleye364
    @walleye364 10 місяців тому +14

    Sounds like the U.S now. I get to sit and watch commercials of cars and boats I will never be able to afford.

  • @brianm7836
    @brianm7836 4 роки тому +287

    Why did I get this recommended right after watching thicc Putin walking.

  • @richardmangelmann4975
    @richardmangelmann4975 3 роки тому +706

    When the wall fell in Germany my parents had just fled to the west around 3 months before taking the route through Hungary. She, to this day, is very frustrated about that fact and I understand why🤣

    • @paul8158
      @paul8158 3 роки тому +42

      To come late in history is not good, but to be such early is disastrous.

    • @Martina-Kosicanka
      @Martina-Kosicanka 3 роки тому +18

      :D. They didn´t appreciate that road trip, did they?
      My uncle paid off his engineer title and allegedly legally emigrated to BDR from Czechoslovakia in 1987. He could also wait for two years :) But I don´t think he regretted it.
      Edit: His father was an Evangelic priest. He was probably considered not trustworthy as son of his. At least not enough, so he could study medicine like he always wanted. But fortunately he could study at all. Few years prior that it could be a bigger issue

    • @stev3548
      @stev3548 3 роки тому +3

      "...well fuck."

    • @KRDecade2009
      @KRDecade2009 3 роки тому +11

      @@Martina-Kosicanka I think the issue for them was they spent so much time, and money, to secretly get out of the Soviet Union (cause death was the punishment if you were caught) that when the wall was taken down all the time and planning they had spent was basically for nothing. They probably told their childhood friends that they might never see each other again only for the wall to fall and the doors the union basically wide open

    • @Martina-Kosicanka
      @Martina-Kosicanka 3 роки тому +14

      @@KRDecade2009 The uploader is a German I believe. He is talking about his parents emigrating from East Germany (GDR) to West Germany (BRD) via Hungary. Such a road is really a roundabout, when you look into a map. Hungary isn't even bordering Germany. It was usually done by traveling via Czechoslovakia to Hungary and asking for asylum at BRD embassy there, I believe.
      2. Leaving USSR and Eastern block countries wasn't punishable by death, when you got caught, but by some years of prison time. Usually a singular digit. But you could be stopped on the borders by shooting or land mines, if you refused to stop otherwise.
      By the way, political prisoners weren't executed for their activities after 1950's. When the regime wanted to get rid off you later, they could sentence you to hard labour in uranian mines (bad for your health in the long run) or even expell you to the West and cancel your passport.

  • @TheCheaterFromBibleman
    @TheCheaterFromBibleman 4 роки тому +1116

    Disappointed that the Russian Federation was not called the Soviet Union 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    • @Glassandcandy
      @Glassandcandy 4 роки тому +25

      "We kept all the worst aspects, but got rid of the few good ones. Thanks, Reagan!"

    • @Fede_uyz
      @Fede_uyz 4 роки тому +11

      "Capitlaist boogaloo"

    • @stevenunivers2624
      @stevenunivers2624 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/T5INVOtWpzE/v-deo.html

    • @apsifox5874
      @apsifox5874 3 роки тому +2

      Russia now is a pathetic waste of space with degradating education science and welfare services.

    • @daseapickleofjustice7231
      @daseapickleofjustice7231 3 роки тому

      @Lee Ruan wait are you saying they will call it that until Stalin gives them gulag? What? But I do agree we need Stalin back

  • @karlfey9616
    @karlfey9616 9 місяців тому +3

    Your whole channel (and this absolute banger, especially) is my comfort viewing.

  • @peika8324
    @peika8324 3 роки тому +731

    That moment when you realize North Korea resident are still watching similar types of tv commercial.

  • @TranscendentalAirwaves
    @TranscendentalAirwaves 4 роки тому +376

    I've seen a saying thrown around apparently from russia that goes: "The government lied about everything except Western Capitalism." lol

    • @ApexRevolution
      @ApexRevolution 4 роки тому +159

      Its almost like Russia went from an authoritarian state with a bunch of rich oligarchs to an authoritarian state with a bunch of rich oligarchs 🤔🤔🤔

    • @tubester4567
      @tubester4567 4 роки тому +56

      When the Russians could get western TV shows and see video of western countries they realized they were being duped. The government knew the gig was up. NKorea executes people who watch South Korean or western TVS shows, but its getting harder to keep people isolated and ignorant.
      China still tries very hard to demonize the west but people will wake up there too.

    • @Coastfog
      @Coastfog 4 роки тому +68

      @@tubester4567 If you think China is gonna fail in the next couple of decades, I have bad news for you...

    • @disillusionedrightest7313
      @disillusionedrightest7313 4 роки тому +28

      @@Coastfog No they will. Most large countries will probably U.S. the European Union, China etc. The Neo liberal world order is burning and farther right and left groups are forming.

    • @KikogamerJ2
      @KikogamerJ2 4 роки тому +9

      @@ApexRevolution nah in 80s it was pretty good welthy and mostly democratic it wasn't a democracy like other western country but you could join the party and go up the ranks

  • @yootooooooob
    @yootooooooob 4 роки тому +494

    Just finished your video with the Internet Historian. It was amazeballs

    • @OrdinaryThings
      @OrdinaryThings  4 роки тому +64

      ah thanks dude!

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 4 роки тому +4

      Seconded!

    • @jaksonvipper2273
      @jaksonvipper2273 4 роки тому +3

      Same glad it brought me here looks like a good channel

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 4 роки тому +2

      jakson vipper Ikr! I’m already subscribed. Should’ve known IH would never steer us wrong

    • @M-Soares
      @M-Soares 4 роки тому +1

      @@OrdinaryThings You guys should totally do a podcast, if you haven't yet!

  • @alterego480
    @alterego480 2 роки тому +4

    This is your best video. Your sense of humor goes really well with the topic.

  • @mvnd5652
    @mvnd5652 3 роки тому +354

    I remember my dad telling me about that show with the chain-smoking wolf, it was his only kids show he saw in the USSR and he loved it and thought it was weird tv characters didn't smoke here

    • @AgentDanielCross
      @AgentDanielCross 3 роки тому +22

      That stopped around the 80s. Before then, characters like Lucky Luke would often smoke on television

    • @coolperson962
      @coolperson962 3 роки тому +3

      Nu, Pugodi!

    • @weeardguy
      @weeardguy 3 роки тому +9

      @@AgentDanielCross And continued into the 90's. I vividly remember some Animaniacs episode featuring a character smoking, even promoting a fake-brand of cigarettes. If I remember it right, Secret Squirrel also featured the main character as a pipe-smoker.

    • @viiiiiiiipuri
      @viiiiiiiipuri 2 роки тому

      that was my moms favorite show, nu pogodi was awesome according to my mom who lived in 1986 soviet union.

    • @kidkangaroo5213
      @kidkangaroo5213 2 роки тому

      @@viiiiiiiipuri My mom showed it to me on VHS tapes. To my early 2000s sensibilities it was entertaining enough

  • @rbnl1304
    @rbnl1304 2 роки тому +633

    ‘I hope nothing ever changes’
    Well, that aged badly

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 3 роки тому +722

    "It's 1978"
    "Things are going great"
    "And we were the first to suffocate"
    *Eminem been real quiet since this dropped*

  • @endofspecies7575
    @endofspecies7575 Рік тому +105

    I miss living in the USSR. It was so much easier to live when you were told that you were happy.

    • @Kaiser_Wilhelm_ll
      @Kaiser_Wilhelm_ll Рік тому +2

      The USSR banned religion, speaking against government, kept you inside the country, restricting everypart of your life, bad regime, bad economy. YEAH its a GREAT country😃

    • @jovanlopez5284
      @jovanlopez5284 Рік тому +5

      ​@Kaiser_Wilhelm_ll like how North korea is right now

    • @mateusnogueira7340
      @mateusnogueira7340 Рік тому

      @@Kaiser_Wilhelm_ll Wtf you talking about? The USSR didnt ban religion, they were free to believe in any religion they want, it was only discourage it in contrary to western countries. Speaking against the country?Where did you read your info, CNN? You could talk shit and criticize the government freely. What you couldnt do was try to sabotage or actively try to change the socialist system to capitalist, just like the USA does but vice versa. They become the second biggest world power, how the fuck their economy were bad? Only when they started adding capitalism by the end of the union, that everything went to shit

    • @rino65vc
      @rino65vc Рік тому +2

      in Estonia back in USSR days the whole place was poor and you could barely afford a home not even talking about a TV.

  • @marxthesocialist5231
    @marxthesocialist5231 4 роки тому +472

    As an Estonian its wierd to see soviet commercials that arent in russian.

    • @hhelina
      @hhelina 4 роки тому +48

      "outrageous ear-rape sequence" me: it's going to be the kana hakkliha one, isn't it?

    • @blob5907
      @blob5907 4 роки тому

      maybe watch youtube videos in your own language then

    • @hhelina
      @hhelina 4 роки тому +29

      @@blob5907 ?

    • @blob5907
      @blob5907 4 роки тому

      @@hhelina ?

    • @kalx007
      @kalx007 4 роки тому +6

      why? all soviet commercials were made in estonia, and also aired here in estonian...

  • @andrew2353
    @andrew2353 3 роки тому +274

    4:28 Correction: Satellite state refers to a nominally independent state that's under constant heavy influence from an overlord state, e.g. East Germany and Poland were Soviet satellites.
    Estonia wasn't a satellite state, It was a fully integrated member republic of the USSR proper, kinda like how Wales or Northern Ireland are in the U.K.

    • @TheCoffeybeans
      @TheCoffeybeans 2 роки тому +5

      I wouldn't call northern Ireland fully integrated

    • @jozopako
      @jozopako 2 роки тому +3

      Or as Philippines or Japan were once satellites of USA. Or Vietnam as satellite of France.

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 2 роки тому +8

      It was also along with Lithuania and Lativa were forcibly conquered by the red army, so they never voluntary joined the union, they were forced into it.

    • @TYsdrawkcaB
      @TYsdrawkcaB 2 роки тому +1

      @@jozopako or Israel

    • @bno6156
      @bno6156 2 роки тому +5

      @@TheCoffeybeans it is. No matter what south Irish people think.

  • @RamenHutt
    @RamenHutt 4 роки тому +194

    "Greetings fellow capitalist pigs". Made me laugh so much.

  • @mrbarnzz
    @mrbarnzz Рік тому +1

    This is the final video. I have now completed your entire catalog on here and man. You are a legend

  • @SnakePlissken25
    @SnakePlissken25 4 роки тому +305

    I was in that McDonald's queue, on the first day, as a kid with my mom.

    • @UltraNyan
      @UltraNyan 4 роки тому +22

      That first day was probably the whole day.

    • @michaelmiller5771
      @michaelmiller5771 4 роки тому +7

      Are you texting from Russia? If so that's cool

    • @johnmorrison9758
      @johnmorrison9758 4 роки тому +4

      I've been in that McDonalds when I visited Moscow. Had to quickly figure out how to order, but managed it.

    • @chadghostall5648
      @chadghostall5648 3 роки тому +1

      yeah me too

    • @SnakePlissken25
      @SnakePlissken25 3 роки тому +10

      @@michaelmiller5771 We left Russia a few years after, when I was 11. Haven't been there since.

  • @hammerpants11c54
    @hammerpants11c54 3 роки тому +568

    "Someome armed those extremists with a bargain bucket of anit-aircraft missiles" laughs in late August 2021

    • @samdherring
      @samdherring 3 роки тому +1

      Lol ironic to say the least.

    • @nineballmk2
      @nineballmk2 3 роки тому +13

      @@samdherring gota love how things go full circle!

    • @sparklesparklesparkle6318
      @sparklesparklesparkle6318 3 роки тому +14

      I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride.

    • @BamfIamone
      @BamfIamone 3 роки тому

      Good thing a lot of it was demilitarized and they have no way of repairing any of it.

    • @BorderlinePathetic
      @BorderlinePathetic 2 роки тому

      I see the state of the art (back then) Stinger missile, I see they got put to good use spreading democracy.

  • @ILLREVIEWANYTHING
    @ILLREVIEWANYTHING 4 роки тому +172

    Is it bad I'm old enough to remember the Gorbachev Pizza Hut commercial?

  • @krink6
    @krink6 9 місяців тому +4

    literally a ten second announcement about chernobyl saying 'everything is being taken care of'. really puts into perspective how little the KGB wanted the people to know

  • @ThZuao
    @ThZuao 4 роки тому +371

    I should mention that Gorbachev's plan was never to destroy the USSR, but to reform it the way China did.
    Though the Free Trade agreement like Nixon did in 1972 with China never came. And the USSR didn't have literally half a billion peasants they could pay peanuts to work themselves to death on foreign built factories. Gorbachev's plan was almost purely economical, but ended up being largely political in nature. When ussr nations started to jump ship, Gorbachev even sent troops there to "protect russian nationals". Yeah, the Crimean Excuse wasn't invented in 2013. First one was Lithuania and it ended up with 14 protesters shot dead and one russian armed forces guy in a friendly fire incident.
    Since the soviet media didn't hold as tight a grasp on information as they once did, word got out and it made people FURIOUS. Other nations soon followed Lithuania's steps and the Soviet Union started to tear itself apart, with Gorbachev too scared of the bad PR of another Bloody January to mantain the union by force. It all culminated when hardline communists saw their power slipping and attempted to kidnap Gorbachev in August 20th 1991, which is where all those tanks came from.
    The day of the coup/kidnap, a tank brigade betrayed the conspirators and sided with the reformists. One of their tanks was the one Yeltsin climbed on that speech.
    Meanwhile, a column of BTR-90s filled with Spetsnaz was moving in to do the actual kidnaping. They met protestors, ran over one, shot dead other two and fled in horror at killing their own people, betraying the coup.
    By December 23, the Supreme Court of the USSR ruled the Communist Party of the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic illegal thanks to that coup attempt. Two days Later, Gorbachev announced the end. He didn't want to, but there wasn't anything he could do.
    What soon followed was that all the black market bosses dealing in contraband of western goods, that had already turned into a mafia with ties to the Party itself, seized the initiative and went legit, becoming olygopolistic businessmen. Some made fortunes raiding the cold war stockpiles of weapons and selling them to drug lords, guerrillas and petty dictators the world over. The fall of the USSR was the greatest pillaging in history.

    • @juliantheapostate8295
      @juliantheapostate8295 4 роки тому +41

      Well that's poetic justice I think - the Bolsheviks got a taste of what they did to Kerensky's provisional government

    • @mattkennedy6115
      @mattkennedy6115 4 роки тому +10

      The movie Lord of War with Nicholas Cage touches on the whole gun running thing

    • @JohnSmith-wx9wj
      @JohnSmith-wx9wj 4 роки тому +23

      Fell as it rose... with pillaging and other forms of turpitude. And the tankies forever want revenge.

    • @maximrukinov3101
      @maximrukinov3101 3 роки тому +15

      That's actually on of the best explanations of that situation. Thank you.

    • @alexanderfretheim5720
      @alexanderfretheim5720 3 роки тому +17

      Maybe, but to be frank, he was no Deng Xiaoping. Russia couldn't have done EXACTLY what China did, no, but I think Gorbachev could have done well. For one thing, Russia had a lot of aircraft-building capacity in those days, and nearly all Russian aircraft factories had large enough runways to fly out an airliner. They had good designs, and advanced capabilities, they even had a supersonic airliner before we did, all they were missing was a Western-grade Quality system to ensure airworthiness up to international expectations. Given what was at stake with the Cold War, one phone call to Ronald Reagan and Gorby would have had every Quality Engineering expert from Navair AND the Air Force & Army equivalents on the ground in Kiev within the month helping Russia turn swords in to plowshares, put Airbus out of business and give Boeing and McDonell Douglas a run for its money. And frankly, that would have produced more prosperity more quickly than what China did with cheap manufacturing, and certainly enough for a country of only 225 milion people.

  • @buffaloaf8205
    @buffaloaf8205 4 роки тому +266

    When the 80s russian ads are more interesting than the youtube ads playing

  • @prestonjobe
    @prestonjobe 3 роки тому +370

    I'm on a USSR history deep-dive right now. This is the best, most passive-aggressive video I've ever seen

  • @pinetrees92
    @pinetrees92 2 роки тому +20

    9:18 bro just described every middle aged russian

  • @JonathanElmer
    @JonathanElmer 4 роки тому +1810

    in all fairness to capitalism; I'm also bombarded by adverts for things I can't afford either :P

    • @olivercuenca4109
      @olivercuenca4109 4 роки тому +57

      I was gonna say, I felt that one.

    • @steelcityking7316
      @steelcityking7316 4 роки тому +24

      Like the buy one choose one at McDonald's.

    • @peanutskill007
      @peanutskill007 4 роки тому +100

      yeah but this difference with capitalism is you’ll have cheaper alternatives that you probably could afford. and u know, the freedom to change ur career and income whenever you want lol.

    • @nguerra1117
      @nguerra1117 4 роки тому +46

      @@peanutskill007 i suggest you check out more videos on this channel

    • @yvesremy7096
      @yvesremy7096 4 роки тому +34

      False dilemma: can you afford them - or do you really need them? 95% of ads I see I don't care about 'cause it's useless shit. By coincidence the remaining 5% should probably match the threshold at which marketers consider a promotion to be a success. What a waste of time, energy, and money...

  • @boriszakharin3189
    @boriszakharin3189 3 роки тому +134

    I lived in Leningrad (now St. Petersburg) for the first 11 years of my life, roughly the period in this video, and don't remember any advertisements on Soviet TV, at least as we know them in the west. The closest I remember were more like televised classified ad, and toward the end there were "a word from our sponsor" segments in some shows, but they were literally sponsors appearing on the show and talking about their products.

    • @deniskosian2934
      @deniskosian2934 3 роки тому

      There were no advertisements on TV at the time St. Petrburg was called Leningrad.

    • @XDAliyaXD
      @XDAliyaXD 3 роки тому +23

      that's why I don't really like how this video is presented. They are showing ads in Estonian language that clearly couldn't be broadcasted across the USSR

  • @HD-dh1cw
    @HD-dh1cw 3 роки тому +308

    “Are currency might be worthless but we’re pumping dinosaur sauce out of Siberia😂”I died at this point

    • @HD-dh1cw
      @HD-dh1cw 3 роки тому +4

      Sorry that I left out a part

    • @bachibak
      @bachibak 3 роки тому +2

      "and guns of the coast of liberia"

    • @samirflima
      @samirflima 3 роки тому +5

      Our

  • @SimakSantana
    @SimakSantana 3 місяці тому +1

    this has to be one the best videos on the topic

  • @vajs6312
    @vajs6312 4 роки тому +131

    The October revolution parade is held in November because of the difference between calendars (by the Julian calendar used by the Russians it was October, but by the Gregorian calendar used in the west, it was November).

    • @loyaltonotredame2160
      @loyaltonotredame2160 3 роки тому +2

      ummmmmmmm i was born on the october revolution
      (if you mean the julian calendar)

  • @kimberlyoldschool
    @kimberlyoldschool 4 роки тому +57

    Every Estonian on UA-cam showing up to comment on how they remember these commercials is making my year. I just love the idea of people from all over congregating over cozy nostalgia on this channel, of all places.

  • @geshazhmib
    @geshazhmib 3 роки тому +676

    As a person who lives in Russia i can say that from 2000(when Putin became the president) nothing really changed. Well, our currency is like trash, and you can now go to jail because of a post on the internet. Thank you for a video, you somehow managed to give information more understandable than my history teacher

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 3 роки тому +28

      Yes, because your history teacher loads it up with propaganda.

    • @DarthVader-2737
      @DarthVader-2737 3 роки тому +12

      damn that sucks

    • @Wheagg
      @Wheagg 3 роки тому +10

      Yeah, it's sad that there was such a great opportunity for you guys and they ended up corrupting again. Hopefully whenever you get a new minister he will try to take things in a new way.

    • @Ромыч-х7и
      @Ромыч-х7и 3 роки тому +2

      Not like the Russians wanted change, you could say nothing changed since 1993.

    • @progunjack5556
      @progunjack5556 2 роки тому +3

      Seems like it's the same here in Indonesia ☹️☹️☹️

  • @hansalexi
    @hansalexi 2 роки тому +36

    R.I.P. Mikhail Gorbachev. Your legacy will mark in history forever. (and i hope you enjoyed filming the pizza hut commercial.)

    • @dropyourself
      @dropyourself 2 роки тому +3

      a terrible mark on russia

    • @hyperadam1804
      @hyperadam1804 Рік тому +3

      @@dropyourself He literally dissolved the USSR and it was going to dissolve anyway as it was crumbling because of several factors (for example, Chernobyl.)

    • @dropyourself
      @dropyourself Рік тому

      @@hyperadam1804 yes but he was a major reason and if you look at the several measure of for quality of life you'll see how terrible this was for the Russian people.

    • @Tespri
      @Tespri 11 місяців тому

      @@dropyourself He was one of the last politicians who tried to save Russia to lead it out from it's evil ways.
      For quality of life, it was simply because oil prices dropped at the time and screwed up Russia's economy that relied on oil sales. Plus it's pretty chaotic to switch economic model on spot. But of course average Russian wasn't smart enough to understand any of this. Their heads were destroyed by drinking vodka daily, only thing they didn't have shortages about.

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 3 роки тому +619

    "When the USSR triumphantly retreated from Afghanistan"
    Every other country who tried it: Sucks doesn't it? Don't worry, we're an ever growing club.

    • @raymondkravitz2001
      @raymondkravitz2001 3 роки тому +29

      No one can stand in Afghanistan. Except the Afghans.

    • @maarten1115
      @maarten1115 3 роки тому +50

      @@raymondkravitz2001 Not even the Afghans themselfs. Those incompetent morons lost half their country in the last 2 months.

    • @DeathSt1x
      @DeathSt1x 3 роки тому +26

      @@maarten1115 and now their entire country

    • @BillLaBrie
      @BillLaBrie 3 роки тому +10

      China’s up next. Have at it, comrades!

    • @tsarfox3462
      @tsarfox3462 3 роки тому +20

      @@BillLaBrie I sincerely doubt it. China is playing a different game. They're seeking an iron fist at home to cultivate economic superiority. All the while they will build their military for the sole purpose of deterring overt aggression.
      They aren't the wrong mix of powerful and cocky to invade Afghanistan right now. No, their death will come from their iron fist choking innovation and their dependence on the West to innovate things for them to steal. Besides, their population is unable to sustain itself due to its absurd proportion of males to females. They have potential but, they are in a very precarious position and need the rest of the world for their own survival. Only time will tell if they adapt or collapse under their gaping flaws.

  • @bbenjoe
    @bbenjoe 4 роки тому +148

    Awesome, one thing I missed is the case of that crazy German pilot who landed on the Red Square, making a fool of the Soviet Army in front of everyone. - Gorbachev used this as a pretext to sack many of his opponents from their position.

    • @davidrenton
      @davidrenton 3 роки тому +41

      i remember that i was around 10 at the time. The thing is it busts the invincibility of despotic regimes. Prior to that you had film's like Clint Eastwood's Firefox , the Soviet Airspace was impenetrable , then you had this young German guy fly a Cessna into Red Square and no one the wiser.
      Likewise you see it with Hussain, Gaddaffi and the same with China, N Korea. These regimes exist on an illusion, they are inherently weak. A slight bit of wind and they will fall.
      Hopefully one day the people of N Korea will drag that Fat Teletubby out on his arse and do a Ceausescu on him.

    • @GeorgeSemel
      @GeorgeSemel 3 роки тому +8

      Not really, that guy stole somebody's property. A 172, I got about 6000 hours in one, is small and well true's out at around 90 knots. You can get lost in the ground clutter. The radars at the time they had would have had real problems seeing it. It was stupid on his part, there is some fellow that took a serious financial loss of the aircraft, flight schools work on very thin margins, I know I owned one for a time. But it was the perception.

    • @davidhimmelsbach557
      @davidhimmelsbach557 3 роки тому

      In the USSR that act was known as: "The vertical stroke."
      Everyone in the chain of command is canned.

    • @Anon26535
      @Anon26535 3 роки тому +5

      Is it really a pretext if they're genuinely incompetent, though?

    • @DavidCurryFilms
      @DavidCurryFilms 3 роки тому

      Matthias Rust

  • @ZealotOfSteal
    @ZealotOfSteal 4 роки тому +36

    I'm from an ex-Soviet satellite state and people did have money to buy things like TVs, cars and even houses.
    Problem was that you couldn't really buy them, because they weren't available.
    For example, to get a car you had to get on a waiting list for a year or five (depending on how corrupt the official was and how many bribes he got to put people forward on the list).
    Food in my country wasn't scarce, except for right after WWII. But food was scarce all over the world at that time.
    By the 80s and 90s we were producing massive amounts of food and other goods.
    A lot of which was exported to the USSR, mostly Russia, in return for oil, raw materials and goods we didn't have much production in.

    • @juliantheapostate8295
      @juliantheapostate8295 4 роки тому +5

      Excellent comment. Nominal wages in the Soviet Union were actually quite high, for most of the people. The problem was because there was no price system or capitalist economy the producers never knew how much was required of each good. Hence huge shortages or wasted surpluses. Ludwig Von Mises wrote about this at length.
      Also you are right about food shortages during WW2, Britain only ended rationing in 1953! And we had plenty of money for imports! In fact the oil and food crisis is probably the main thing which brought down Germany (they were forced to invade the USSR because they were desperate for oil - thanks to the Royal Navy blockade)
      Look up TIK's channel for videos about this

  • @Rpg_enthusiast
    @Rpg_enthusiast 5 місяців тому +1

    this might just be one of the most well put together video ever

  • @SamuelfisherSC
    @SamuelfisherSC 2 роки тому +64

    Hmmmm, I wonder what that former KGB guy you mentioned is up to right now on the 25th of February 2022.

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 2 роки тому +16

      I'm sure he's a reasonable man who supports liberal democracies and their sovereignty

    • @johnwicked1132
      @johnwicked1132 2 роки тому +12

      @@Xpwnxage Probably, atleast he's not doing stupid soviet things like invading countries and failing spectacularily

    • @freeman10000
      @freeman10000 2 роки тому +3

      I am sure this former KGB guy is helping gay refugees or something else completely alturistic.

    • @johnwicked1132
      @johnwicked1132 2 роки тому +3

      @@freeman10000 Yea, probs

  • @PaddingtonBear4
    @PaddingtonBear4 2 роки тому +719

    Congratulations! Your video is more historically accurate than National Geographic, Discovery, or History Channel. The only thing you got wrong is the way you said Komitet Gossudarstvennoy Bezobasnosti. The rest is exactly as I saw it in my childhood on Soviet TV. Congratulations!

    • @ladedalounge
      @ladedalounge 2 роки тому +8

      and today

    • @todisagreeitsokay1837
      @todisagreeitsokay1837 2 роки тому

      i mean those channels are not the best... let's be honest here... after all the nazi-documentary marathons they have been puting on for the last 70+ years they are missing out on the contemporary stuff bigtime!
      ua-cam.com/video/yAs_ftqJAOo/v-deo.html slawa hroshi 🎁

    • @ApophisNow_
      @ApophisNow_ Рік тому +4

      This comment is oozing with sarcasm.

    • @PaddingtonBear4
      @PaddingtonBear4 Рік тому +37

      @@ApophisNow_ No sarcasm meant. This is actually how live in late USSR was. Some (hopeful of reform and Soviet collapse) took it with a grain of hope, others (imperialist conservatives) took it with increasing hatred to everything western. This video is presented in an easy going manner, so that modern audiences can find it interesting. Yet, if you ignore this minor detail, it depicts the events and the general atmosphere of the late USSR very accurately, better than most documentaries.

    • @Zapberry
      @Zapberry Рік тому +1

      Bro paddington is russian?

  • @TastyBaconBitz
    @TastyBaconBitz 3 роки тому +134

    my father was in the airforce during the cold-war as a nuclear warhead technician and had to escort some Russian personnel when they did the periodic checks on the silos and got to know some of them pretty well and was given some artifacts such as soviet fur hats, insignia, and even a Makarov pistol. He has all kinds of stories from that time

    • @MisterCasket
      @MisterCasket Рік тому +4

      I was doingthe transiberian back in 2006 and started in St Petersburg. I got lost somewhere and a young police officer not only showed me the way back but escorted me throughout the day showing landmarks and such. When I got on board the train, he gave me a salute! I'll never forget that guy.

  • @gmodplayerxd6886
    @gmodplayerxd6886 2 роки тому +19

    One time my great grandfather was in the USSR in the navy and when he was on a battleship and right then, Sputnik 1 was re-entering the atmosphere, ten times the speed of sound. And he got hit on the head by it. I love him.

    • @hizzlemobizzle
      @hizzlemobizzle 2 роки тому +10

      I remember that! your grandfather was Yuri Bangnogginoff? Awesome.

    • @caramelcat189
      @caramelcat189 Рік тому +3

      I cannot believe someone got hit by Sputnik. Must've been an honor.

  • @richtygart6855
    @richtygart6855 2 роки тому +541

    In the seventh grade in 1983 during the second most dangerous time in the Cold War I had a social studies teacher whose family had escaped from East Berlin. For six months of the school year the only thing we studied was the Soviet Union and the Bolshevik Revolution. I had to learn every insignificant detail you could think of. I even learned how many washing machines and refrigerators Russian people had compared to America. It was a bizarre class. As I got older I realized that they were probably teaching us that just in case we lost we better know a lot about our new nationality 😂

    • @timnor4803
      @timnor4803 Рік тому +8

      Maybe he just didn't know what a syllabus is....

    • @brianstabile165
      @brianstabile165 Рік тому +18

      Maybe he didn’t like communism

    • @abook945
      @abook945 Рік тому +8

      I would love to hear all of that honestly. I have a fascination with the totally mundane parts of history.

    • @jmjedi923
      @jmjedi923 Рік тому +12

      I had a similar experience, except it was with the JFK assassination. We had to do a whole project on it for some reason.
      The reason? The teacher had a crush on him. She even had a cardboard cutout of him in her classroom

    • @escapefr0mslender
      @escapefr0mslender 6 місяців тому +1

      @@jmjedi923An Actual cardboard cutout????

  • @NothingSubversive
    @NothingSubversive 3 роки тому +110

    All joking aside “Well Just you Wait!” was a banger when I was a kid

    • @zamn6184
      @zamn6184 3 роки тому +4

      I know, both my parents are Georgian and they watched it when they were growing up, I recently watched all of it on UA-cam not too long ago

    • @cyntdestroyer69xd
      @cyntdestroyer69xd 3 роки тому +3

      Tom and Jerry for, now, post-USSR. Without that charm of "good ol' 'merica", but still, pretty good

    • @TheOPtmal
      @TheOPtmal 3 роки тому +1

      @@zamn6184 I live in Georgia, Well just you wait is still a banger.

  • @Mousy677
    @Mousy677 3 роки тому +194

    I'm obsessed with the phrase Gremlin In The Kremlin

    • @johndillermand4053
      @johndillermand4053 3 роки тому +3

      Me too man, it's like "rumble in the jungle" or "there's a fungus among us"

    • @DLBBALL
      @DLBBALL 2 роки тому +1

      @@johndillermand4053 among us

  • @willtoler6917
    @willtoler6917 2 роки тому +1

    Love this channel, you’re unironically super funny. Awesome stuff

  • @jamesaviation2240
    @jamesaviation2240 3 роки тому +96

    "Or the bad guys in 9/11"
    I laughed too hard

  • @TheBulkingBalkan
    @TheBulkingBalkan 3 роки тому +94

    Say what you want about the Soviets. They did make great hats.

    • @somethingsomething9008
      @somethingsomething9008 3 роки тому +2

      George bush was a good painter

    • @What-Kind-Of-Idiot-Is-This
      @What-Kind-Of-Idiot-Is-This 3 роки тому +4

      And music

    • @ytytiuiu2590
      @ytytiuiu2590 3 роки тому

      @@What-Kind-Of-Idiot-Is-This Boos music .

    • @Smellslikenarcspirit
      @Smellslikenarcspirit 3 роки тому

      And big machines whit a lot of noise and low efficiency but they could not break . For example , the dutch trains are out of duty if a few leaves are on the track , but soviet train plows trough meters of snow 😂. Another example lada cars . They where damn hiddious cars but was build like russian tank , after an accident it was mostly the other cars taking the most damage but Lada cars 😑😑😑😑.

  • @n1msu
    @n1msu 3 роки тому +58

    Brechnev looked more alive at his funeral than the time he was alive 3 weeks prior. Almost sure he was attached to strings and wood to animate him...

  • @TJ-mm8fx
    @TJ-mm8fx Рік тому +1

    My favourite video of yours. Just wow.

  • @newbienoobframebyframe4108
    @newbienoobframebyframe4108 3 роки тому +82

    *turns on t.v. and see's ballerinas*
    "Oh hell, what happened now..."

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 3 роки тому +118

    7:40
    And when they claimed that the 'Foreign reports of the Death count were greatly exaggerated' a Few Good Men had a Question pop into their Heads:
    'What are the Foreign Death Counts?'

    • @axel6269
      @axel6269 3 роки тому +12

      The upper bound given by peer-review studies, after analyzing the subsequent falloff, and using a conservative linear no-threshold model, is 4000 deaths caused by the accident:
      www.forbes.com/sites/michaelshellenberger/2019/05/09/the-reason-they-fictionalize-nuclear-disasters-like-chernobyl-is-because-they-kill-so-few-people
      By comparison, German coal alone kills a couple thousand Europeans every year:
      www.wwf.de/fileadmin/fm-wwf/Publikationen-PDF/Europes_dark_cloud_report_2016.pdf
      Coal's total yearly death count globally amounts to about a million. Turns out that Soviet shoddy reactor paste is pretty nasty, but dinosaur juice and ancient dead trees are way better at killing random people.

    • @Cheerful_Ox
      @Cheerful_Ox 3 роки тому +5

      The death count is exaggerated

    • @sharefactor
      @sharefactor 3 роки тому +6

      @@Cheerful_Ox First and foremost: nuclear energy is relatively very clean and safe.
      That being said, only counting the people that died from acute radiation poisoning as dead count is scientifically very dishonest. Chernobyl accident lead to tens/hundreds of thousands premature deaths (long term).

  • @grumpy_hedgehog
    @grumpy_hedgehog 4 роки тому +80

    Ah yes, Boris Yeltsin, going from bravely condemning a coup in front of the Parliament Building to orchestrating one himself and shelling that same building with tanks only two years later. Russian politics is fucking wild.

    • @ataphelicopter5734
      @ataphelicopter5734 3 роки тому +5

      Didn’t.. didn’t Trump do the same, minus the Tank bit?

    • @scr8846
      @scr8846 3 роки тому +2

      @@ataphelicopter5734 time is a flat circle.

    • @nefigushki
      @nefigushki 3 роки тому

      a coup is only considered a coup if it fails. Otherwise it's a righteous movement.

    • @metaparalysis3441
      @metaparalysis3441 3 роки тому

      @@nefigushki a coup ditat is only a coup if it fails, otherwise it's a revolution

    • @nefigushki
      @nefigushki 3 роки тому

      @@metaparalysis3441, was there a revolution in Russia in 1993?

  • @UnleashthePhury
    @UnleashthePhury Рік тому +16

    “All the potatoes you can drink” is a damn good line.

  • @FatAlan_
    @FatAlan_ 4 роки тому +50

    McDonalds attracted crowds not seen until that mornings bread line. hahaha pretty good not gonna lie good work

  • @notme7728
    @notme7728 2 роки тому +15

    This is one of them videos no matter how many times it's thrown on my recommended, I'm re-watching.
    This is one of them video's, it's special. Talking about the USSR in 3rd person like you were apart of it is one of the unique and funny parts about your channel and this video specifically. Love it.

  • @StarxLolita
    @StarxLolita 4 роки тому +390

    this video is trippy to watch as an american lmao, we're going down the same route. all our politicians are geriatric, only a matter of time.

    • @OrdinaryThings
      @OrdinaryThings  4 роки тому +101

      you ain't wrong there. wild times

    • @leradmuiel7634
      @leradmuiel7634 4 роки тому +7

      oh they're trying but they messed up with pissing off half the country.

    • @StarxLolita
      @StarxLolita 4 роки тому +43

      @@leradmuiel7634 What are you trying to say? Both parties are wildly geriatric and each half of the country still clings to either party. Trump was the oldest ever president until Joe, who is even older. And if Trump follows through with attempting a coup like many of the people around him suggest he does (his ex attorney literally just said Trump should declare martial law and should have the military oversee a new election), it'll just speed up the fall of our country. I think regardless it's definitely happening. The US probably won't be a global superpower in 5 years. I can't imagine we'll even get out of COVID19 well because of the amount of people who are antivax or can't afford a vaccine.

    • @leradmuiel7634
      @leradmuiel7634 4 роки тому +12

      @@StarxLolita way too many instances of impropriety with no transparency from the democrats and what's worse they are actively fighting against transparency. what do you think it's gonna happen? Also Coup? everything he's doing atm is constitutionally legal. It's limited martial law too on the conditions that judges and governors aren't following the rule of law in their decision making which in PA and WI are doing.

    • @leradmuiel7634
      @leradmuiel7634 4 роки тому +12

      @@StarxLolita i don't like the establishment the Demorats or the rhinos btw but I aint blind and im following all this crap. The govs are actively telling us yeah the Act77 law is unconstitutional but we'll fix it next time. You think that's gonna fly with 70+million?

  • @95Comics
    @95Comics 19 днів тому

    This is great! You are hysterical and you have earned a new fan! 😂

  • @craigcook9715
    @craigcook9715 3 роки тому +91

    I was in Russia to learn Russian in 2003, and for about two months, I lived near the Ostankino tower. I remember hearing that the TV broadcast from it were an important factor in the failure of the attempted coup a few years before. The Ostankino tower is near a Soviet-era exhibition center, with buildings which represented the various republics of the Soviet Union. By 2003 when I was there, there was a small convention center in the back, but most of the buildings had been turned over to commerce, selling electronics, jeans, etc. I really liked the Ukraine pavilion, with neat tiles on the outside featuring the republic's industry and agriculture. The Karelia pavilion was also cool, built in a rustic timber style (like I presume was common in that republic which borders Finland). The Metro stop near Ostankino was named for the exhibition center, VDNKh was named for the center. Alas, I'm still not fluent in Russian, and the country is less welcoming to Americans than it was in 2003.

    • @cameronspence4977
      @cameronspence4977 2 роки тому +7

      That is so fucking sad to see how far russia has fallen from that time...just look at them now

  • @qwertykeyboard5901
    @qwertykeyboard5901 3 роки тому +37

    "Oh shit fellas! Some political shenanigans are happening! What do we do?"
    "Broadcast opera over terrestrial television"
    "Uhhh. Ok?"

  • @joeytansey8466
    @joeytansey8466 4 роки тому +85

    Having a beautiful ballet play on loop whenever s*%t hits the fan is a great way to make a generation of children have their heart start racing at the sight of lieatards and sound of strings.

    • @quiahjohnson5871
      @quiahjohnson5871 4 роки тому +22

      I remember a Ukrainian told me that if you start hearing classical music being broadcasted. You need to worry because something bad happened.