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  • @Rawkit_Surgeon
    @Rawkit_Surgeon 2 роки тому +800

    If artillery doesn't solve your problems, you're simply not using enough of it.

    • @CT-1035
      @CT-1035 2 роки тому +37

      Or your not using it right

    • @Rawkit_Surgeon
      @Rawkit_Surgeon 2 роки тому +55

      @@CT-1035 Nonsense!
      That problem could also be solved by more explosive ordinance throwers.

    • @BlueFlameFoxX
      @BlueFlameFoxX 2 роки тому +8

      God bless our troops, courage and honor!

    • @techstuff9198
      @techstuff9198 2 роки тому +22

      What if the problem is "we need artillery and don't have it"?

    • @BlueFlameFoxX
      @BlueFlameFoxX 2 роки тому +24

      @@techstuff9198 Take your enemies weapons and use them against them

  • @Nathual
    @Nathual 2 роки тому +482

    Bullet: Dear So and SO
    Grenade: To whom it Concerns
    Artillery: Dear Grid Coordinates

    • @MsMacintosh
      @MsMacintosh 2 роки тому +25

      @@halonut96 so what's a nuke?

    • @halonut96
      @halonut96 2 роки тому +71

      @@MsMacintoshpresidential speech: My fellow Americans

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU 2 роки тому +14

      @@MsMacintosh Public post in Facebook?

    • @yourfriendlygiantknightofd3277
      @yourfriendlygiantknightofd3277 2 роки тому +35

      Flash Grenades: Hello There

    • @sethgilcrist8088
      @sethgilcrist8088 2 роки тому +29

      @@yourfriendlygiantknightofd3277
      Flash grenades. Dear optics

  • @Maddog3060
    @Maddog3060 2 роки тому +636

    On that day, the xenos learned to fear three words:
    "Fire for effect!"

    • @ChrissieBear
      @ChrissieBear 2 роки тому +56

      And even the allies of humanity learned to dread the words "Danger close!".

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 2 роки тому +32

      or alternately DEAR GRID COORDINATES

    • @Jörmungandr645
      @Jörmungandr645 Рік тому +16

      @@JeanLucCaptain *TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN*

    • @ThatManitobaGuy
      @ThatManitobaGuy Рік тому +8

      Is it a war crime to "Shake & Bake" a xeno position?

    • @JaxMerrick
      @JaxMerrick Рік тому +18

      ​@@ThatManitobaGuy "It's never a war crime the first time."

  • @johnowen9349
    @johnowen9349 2 роки тому +252

    Too far to help, close enough to tax... yeah, that sounds about right for a government bureaucracy.

  • @Merry11Christmas
    @Merry11Christmas 2 роки тому +704

    "God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon Bonaparte

    • @Azurath100
      @Azurath100 2 роки тому +33

      By all measures, he is a war God so it makes sense.

    • @Maddog3060
      @Maddog3060 2 роки тому +13

      The Franco-Prussian War bore that out.

    • @chrisb9143
      @chrisb9143 2 роки тому +17

      Check the atmosphere with the 155mm, then switch to the much more effective 155cm canons

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 2 роки тому +5

      @@chrisb9143 of course... if hardware cant range read or sample environment before hand or during attack , 'poke' first and observe the reaction.. then clench the fist to deliver a proper blow ^^

    • @chrisb9143
      @chrisb9143 2 роки тому +4

      @@Amoth_oth_ras_shash if you go cheap on the sensors you can bring more shells

  • @mrpizzacat8273
    @mrpizzacat8273 2 роки тому +358

    Intelligence has always been important in warefare, but artillery gives that importance a giant fucking gun.

    • @egeht-hp1qb
      @egeht-hp1qb 2 роки тому +10

      true

    • @cgi2002
      @cgi2002 2 роки тому +31

      Aye. Having the ability to blow stuff up is good, having the knowledge of what you should be blowing up is good, having both however, now that's truly great.
      Should warn however having a big gun and nothing you need to blow up, if often not good. Artillery crews are prone to finding targets of opportunity when bored.

    • @crocidile90
      @crocidile90 2 роки тому +17

      @@cgi2002 Just like when cavalry bois get bored and start stealing stuff from each other. My friend finished his time as a cav scout and his company managed to steal a M103 heavy tank from another company because they were bored.

    • @cgi2002
      @cgi2002 2 роки тому +18

      @@crocidile90 that's the military in general, they operate on the rule of "mine", depending on the department/division they just tend towards borrowing larger objects.
      Hell I'm quite sure that's how special forces units get all their heavy equipment, they use the logic of "well no one was using it, and we wanted one, so we took that one" and when asked were it is later the usual answer is "denied to the enemy" (aka blown up).
      Knew a lad who while in the army acquired for his unit over the space of 3 deployments 2 MRAP's, a humvee, a pallet of blue paint (that one still confuses me), and on several occasions some fire support from a US artillery fire base in the form of a training exercise. What makes this more impressive is he's British and that was all "acquired" from the Americans, they weren't even on the same base.

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 2 роки тому +5

      @@crocidile90 I love bored soldier stories like that, my uncle (CWO. RCAF. Ret.) has stories about messing with American soldiers and sailors with his buddies during training exorcises and international deployments, completely harmless pranks but none the less messing with the Americans. And a lot of drinking west West German soldiers!

  • @thebackwardsgamer8063
    @thebackwardsgamer8063 2 роки тому +210

    What doesn't kill you makes you stronger unless it's artillery. artillery always wins

  • @jackaubrey8614
    @jackaubrey8614 2 роки тому +430

    More please! Much more...
    Only infantry can TAKE ground. But only artillery can RE-ARRANGE it....:)

    • @Preaplanes
      @Preaplanes 2 роки тому +15

      Airpower and demo teams say hi

    • @The_Viscount
      @The_Viscount 2 роки тому +43

      I seem to recall a story from a veteran of a US Battleship. It might have been USS Washington? Or was it Massachusetts? Not the important bit. Anyway, they were in foreign waters in the Med and saw an island about the size of their own warship. It wasn't an island so much as just a hunk of rock jutting from the sea. Confirming it was uninhabited by floatplane, the captain ordered crew to battle stations and had his gunners use the island for target practice. By the time they were done, nothing remained above the water. The captain then ordered an invoice be written up for payment to the nation who owned the rock. The requisition form noted that they were paying the foreign government for the opportunity to hone their "Landscaping skills." The veteran joked that the gunners were in the de-landscaping business.

    • @imperiousrex128
      @imperiousrex128 2 роки тому +28

      @@The_Viscount Didn't the USS New Jersey nose up to a hostile island in the Vietnam War, told them hostiles to get off, and once they did, opened fire with the news headline the next day being "The New Jersey sinks an island!"?

    • @mr.k4918
      @mr.k4918 2 роки тому +19

      "we may not win the battle but we shall change the geography"

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn Рік тому +1

      @@imperiousrex128 yes

  • @JeanLucCaptain
    @JeanLucCaptain 2 роки тому +328

    The first Human soldier, and odd bipedel being with a long snout... wearing some kind of long coat, killed a Fleen WITH A TRENCH SHOVEL. He then made happy gasmask sounds as the artillery shells began to fall.

    • @Sephiroth36977
      @Sephiroth36977 2 роки тому +28

      TF2 Meet the Pyro.

    • @NikkiTheOtter
      @NikkiTheOtter 2 роки тому +92

      @@Sephiroth36977 yes but given context, this one is more likely a member of the Death Corps of Kreig.

    • @platinumchromee3191
      @platinumchromee3191 2 роки тому +44

      Krieg bois at work,nothing special.

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 2 роки тому +1

      @@NikkiTheOtter FUR KAISER UND IMPERIUM!!!

    • @Heegaherger
      @Heegaherger 2 роки тому +38

      @@NikkiTheOtter I got to "long snout" and began to suspect, the trench shovel clinched it - the human was a Kreigsman.

  • @loganb7059
    @loganb7059 2 роки тому +142

    I feel like a soldier on the ground wouldn’t be commentating on politics. It’d probably be more “they’re too chickenshit to show up to a proper fight.” Humans are space orcs, after all. And all orcs know, you never let down a perfectly good opportunity for a proper scrap.

    • @goldnightcatreyes1704
      @goldnightcatreyes1704 2 роки тому +9

      You see, and that quoted comment there, is the reason why we space orcs.

    • @redman7775
      @redman7775 Рік тому +6

      I think these Osenti folks are much more peaceable than we are. Where one of us would be saying what you said, as we are used to violence, the Osenti would be thinking about the political aspect, as they are not primarily fighters.

  • @eruantien9932
    @eruantien9932 2 роки тому +75

    'Though my guards may sleep and my ships may lay at anchor, our foes know full well that big guns never tire'.

  • @dantreadwell7421
    @dantreadwell7421 2 роки тому +117

    "Ortillery command here. . ."
    ODST anyone?
    And of course the motto of Strategic Air Command. Peace through superior firepower.

    • @ashleycroydon9743
      @ashleycroydon9743 2 роки тому +6

      Happy deathkorps noises

    • @rogerbeckner6419
      @rogerbeckner6419 9 місяців тому +1

      Ex- SAC trained killer, here.
      Actual quote is: "Peace Is Our Profession".
      Usually informally tacked on at the end is: "War Is Just A Hobby".
      😆😁⚡☢

    • @dantreadwell7421
      @dantreadwell7421 9 місяців тому

      @rogerbeckner6419 now I wish I knew where, because I have seen both in seemingly rather official looking places. Of course, one of those may have been Dr. Strangelove. . .
      Hmm, after some brief searching, beyond a few mentions of an episode of Star Trek Next Gen, that phrase does not seem to be linked to much of anything. This is vexing to me.

    • @rogerbeckner6419
      @rogerbeckner6419 9 місяців тому +1

      @@dantreadwell7421
      It is the official motto of the Strategic Air Command.

    • @dantreadwell7421
      @dantreadwell7421 9 місяців тому

      @rogerbeckner6419 sorry, I now see how rather unclear my response was. I was aware of "Peace is our Profession", it was the superior firepower one I found scant reference to, and was what my comment was pertaining to.

  • @owenhammond1880
    @owenhammond1880 2 роки тому +83

    To some we are Angels. Others the devil. Hopefully you're on the right side of that ear ringing whistle.

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 Рік тому +6

      If you heard it, it wasn't meant for you

  • @changeling6450
    @changeling6450 2 роки тому +179

    I like the idea of the humans being inspiring for other alien species, and wich way is better than fireworks!!!! Great story and vid

    • @SlashDragonX
      @SlashDragonX 2 роки тому +10

      I know right? I love how many of these HFY stories are out there. Maybe someone should make a playlist for the different types? Inspirational HFY, vengeance HFY, first contact HFY, and maybe xeno awe HFY are some that come to mind off hand.

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 2 роки тому +7

      humans entered the war, PLAYING THE 1812 OVERTURE lol.

  • @Nicolaus95
    @Nicolaus95 2 роки тому +62

    As a former cannon cocker, I absolutely LOVE stories about the King of Battle. Love your channel, dude 👍🏼

    • @julonkrutor4649
      @julonkrutor4649 2 роки тому +5

      How was that saying again??? ... Ahh, yes, something like this "We do not know friend or enemy, only targets!"

    • @aj_the_infamous1013
      @aj_the_infamous1013 2 роки тому +6

      @@julonkrutor4649 remember artillery is address "to whom that may concern"

    • @johncochran8497
      @johncochran8497 Рік тому

      Artillery is the King of Battle. But Infantry is the Queen of Battle. And she tells the King when and where to F*ck.

  • @alexitrinune
    @alexitrinune 2 роки тому +45

    Expected: Howitzers
    HFY: *ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT AUTHORIZED*

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 7 місяців тому

      ⬆️ ➡️ ⬇️⬇️⬇️

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 2 роки тому +33

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhythm that is Algo
    Humans bring the HEAVY ARTILLERY!
    Yeah, then we'll retake your planets, and then kick their butts....

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 роки тому +51

    7:57 Pursuit predator; hairless skin lets us perspire like a water bottle in the sun, wicking away body heat and allowing our muscles to jog for hours on end; we'd literally exhaust our quadrapedal prey to near death, then walk up and stab it. Needless to say, military training has further improved on these abilities.

    • @sethgilcrist8088
      @sethgilcrist8088 2 роки тому +13

      And your going to do it carrying a 100lbs of crap with you

    • @r.connor9280
      @r.connor9280 2 роки тому +14

      And Binocular vision for range sighting alongside a cockamamie throwing arm to pelt things with rocks at funny angles

    • @levantdiggerus3473
      @levantdiggerus3473 Рік тому +5

      Michael Myers was a grunt.

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 Рік тому +1

      Yep. Sounds like the aliens we helped are what we'd call a prey species, pooped after a brief run, prone to fear and running from threats. The alien commander thinks they can change what they are, even if only bit by bit. Earth animals like deer etc. can do that but only under some circumstances. Frex never let a male deer think you're threatening his harem unless you're armed and even then be careful. Their version of Basic Training might require drugs or hormones to get them in that mindset.

  • @shikatsu
    @shikatsu 2 роки тому +83

    *Alexa cue the 1812 overture by Tchaikovsky *

    • @DrBobcf
      @DrBobcf 2 роки тому

      Until they get the music ready, this will do just fine.
      ua-cam.com/video/fpwd4llnJHU/v-deo.html

    • @Sephiroth36977
      @Sephiroth36977 2 роки тому +16

      Them: Tchaikovsky no!
      Tchaikovsky always YES!

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 Рік тому +3

      ROFLOL!!!

  • @Stookinator
    @Stookinator Рік тому +16

    alien: Hey, we are losing in that area over there pretty hard, can we get some backup please?
    human: Uh yeah, just retreat, dont want friendly fire!
    alien: wait what?
    human: Just trust me bro
    alien: ok . . .
    human : *gravity powered bombs of death noises*
    alien: bruh

  • @Snapdragon0112
    @Snapdragon0112 2 роки тому +64

    “Why would you help us. All we have to offer you is our planets petroleum deposits”
    *smiles in 37 mm”

    • @redman7775
      @redman7775 Рік тому +15

      (Fortunate Son begins to play)

    • @jrlstables
      @jrlstables Рік тому +3

      105s ftw!😈

    • @Jörmungandr645
      @Jörmungandr645 Рік тому

      ​@jrlstables 120's are fun to have much Bigger boom capability

    • @Shelorygod
      @Shelorygod Рік тому +1

      Well 155 feels more comforting

  • @chrisdufresne9359
    @chrisdufresne9359 2 роки тому +69

    Humans will help in war, just be careful what you ask for. We might just bring our toys out to play and play a form of Battleship where the enemy is the "hidden" force. We will also release our learned mastery of trench warfare if need be.

    • @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331
      @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331 2 роки тому +1

      They did use trench warfare in this before the humans showed up

    • @chrisdufresne9359
      @chrisdufresne9359 2 роки тому

      @@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331 But, did they have a war based around said warfare that drastically altered their military training? When trench warfare is involved, humans can fall back on a bloody war that reshaped militaries for decades after.

    • @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331
      @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331 2 роки тому

      @@chrisdufresne9359 probably not the good aliens. Not sure about the others though because they seemed to be winning this trench warfare with ther war machines (Tanks?)

    • @chrisdufresne9359
      @chrisdufresne9359 2 роки тому +14

      @@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331 That's why I brought up our history of trench warfare. I'm guessing that the friendly xenos were way more peaceful than their invading neighbors. I just want to see the enemy xenos run into the human tank forces of this time frame.

    • @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331
      @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331 2 роки тому +6

      @@chrisdufresne9359 imagining a modern day tank absolutely obliterating a WW1 tank is very hilarious.
      Do you know of any stories that are cros between WW1 and sci fi because I find those very entertaining

  • @narutohuntmendemon6354
    @narutohuntmendemon6354 2 роки тому +31

    "When a good man goes to war the devil runs"
    Dr Who

  • @fire_front1449
    @fire_front1449 2 роки тому +13

    "All hail the God of the Battlefield, our radio calls as prayer, shelling our enemies with mighty fury, striking fear in all who hear your roar, thy name is Artillery."
    -Derived from Youjo Senki/The Saga of Tanya the Evil Vol. 1

  • @Xidification
    @Xidification Рік тому +8

    From a former Marine (yes yes crayon jokes haha) being yelled at to "Clickety click, WITH ENERGY" deserves a thumbs up, just on it's own! Subscribed😊

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 2 роки тому +24

    F.A.S., hehe ... This story could have easily been called "Terrans make a friend, the terran way" :)

  • @robertschumacher2707
    @robertschumacher2707 2 роки тому +17

    'Though my guards may sleep, and my ships lay at anchor,
    my foes know well that big guns never tire.'

  • @sillerbarly4927
    @sillerbarly4927 2 роки тому +23

    Now I can only hear " The caissons go rolling along"

  • @halonut96
    @halonut96 2 роки тому +26

    Something I think would be absolutely hilarious is if you take warhammers space marines concept and insert them into a story like this where they literally just rip the enemy aliens limb from limb with their bare hands and cut through tanks with axes or plasma swords, the look of absolute sheer terror on the friendlies faces, makes me chuckle just thinking about it

    • @CordovanSplotchVT
      @CordovanSplotchVT 2 роки тому +10

      Or Starship Troopers (the book version), giant metal gorillas dropping from the skies while firing preliminary salvos of tactical nukes at the advancing enemy forces, then going on the bounce through the battlefield with guns blazing.

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 2 роки тому +4

      @@CordovanSplotchVT and the talking bomb from the skinny raid. I'm a thirty second bomb I'm a thirty second bomb 29 28 .

    • @CordovanSplotchVT
      @CordovanSplotchVT 2 роки тому +2

      @@robertstoneking7916 ah, a fellow reader.

    • @redman7775
      @redman7775 Рік тому

      Yes, and the second the enemy is dead, the Marines immediately genocide the "friendlies"

    • @kerbalairforce8802
      @kerbalairforce8802 Рік тому +1

      Go read Deathworlders

  • @Denterify2
    @Denterify2 2 роки тому +22

    When the humans play Prussias glory on planetary volume.

  • @jamielonsdale3018
    @jamielonsdale3018 Рік тому +5

    To those trying to imagine artillery, may I present to you the humble firework. Containing on average an ounce of fairly cheap explosives, you can feel one in your chest if they explode overhead. The bigger ones containing half a pound of explosives feel like you've been thumped in the chest.
    Well... Us Terrans have made much more powerful explosives. And some of our artillery shells weigh _twenty_ times more than I do.
    *_An entire city of Osenti faint en-masse as the Sergeant's speech is played in the capital_*

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 2 роки тому +12

    Remember that Artillery are always the king of the battlefield, from Napoleon to even today in a certain war in the North East.

  • @dmaxcustom
    @dmaxcustom 2 роки тому +16

    If you understand gravity, shouldn't you also understand that things fall harder when you shoot them up?
    Artillery should be a very basic thing in the universe.

  • @ThunderChief666
    @ThunderChief666 2 роки тому +13

    "All hail the Kings of Battle! The mighty artillery!"

  • @mergixedef3723
    @mergixedef3723 Рік тому +9

    My fellow Member States and lesser Delegates, we have been on the receiving end of Humanities help for far to long, and though it meant asking for help yet again.....we did.
    We asked that they trained us, our best, our brightest, our strongest and fastest. We asked them to build us a Military, and they did, without question nor hesitation. They thought it for defense of our worlds, nay, we did this to fight With them, shoulder to shoulder and share their burden that They took upon themselves as a response to the injustices We suffered.
    Now we can hold our heads high again We can help Them, they wont stop fighting and now Never shall we. We are sworn to help Humanity till they extinguish the threats to our collective safety, as they say, Forever and Ever, Amen.

  • @graetestfanever1
    @graetestfanever1 2 роки тому +10

    Tanks clear the ground. Infantry take the ground. Artillery remakes the ground.

  • @fegaline638
    @fegaline638 2 роки тому +14

    Am I first comment? if so for my first of first comments I want to say,
    BOOOM! Boom Boom goes the big Guns!! Boom Boom!
    also thank you for reading these stories I am vary much enjoying them and I hope you continue to make them in the Future:)

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  2 роки тому +4

      Glad you are enjoying the content

  • @jacebralor71
    @jacebralor71 Рік тому +11

    A bullet may have an individual name on it, while a grenade is simply addressed 'to whom it may concern.' Artillery, on the other hand, says "Dear Grid Co-ordinates."

    • @alucard96FB
      @alucard96FB Рік тому

      Artillery is more like "Public Anounsment from high speakers"

    • @xanmontes8715
      @xanmontes8715 Рік тому +1

      Nukes be like "My fellow americans..."

  • @malikevans634
    @malikevans634 Рік тому +3

    It always hits different when the aliens themselves get inspired.

  • @levantdiggerus3473
    @levantdiggerus3473 Рік тому +6

    ‘Do these humans never get tired?’
    Us civvies do. Sometimes.

  • @YEAHKINDA
    @YEAHKINDA 2 роки тому +7

    To lack resolve is to lack the one true necessity of war.

  • @TheMadmanAndre
    @TheMadmanAndre Рік тому +3

    Bullets have names written on them.
    Grenades are for whom it may concern.
    Artillery is thus: "Dear grid coordinates."

  • @TotesNotAPerson
    @TotesNotAPerson 2 роки тому +4

    Ww1 style warfare, no problem! artillery! If that doesn’t work u didn’t use enough either use more or use bigger

  • @sirariusritter4250
    @sirariusritter4250 2 роки тому +9

    "Someone called for an earthshaker?"

    • @havoc3742
      @havoc3742 Рік тому +3

      "SHATTER THEIR SKY!"

    • @SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp
      @SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp 11 місяців тому

      Lieutenant, do you see that bunch of enemies?
      Yea?
      Well I don't want to anymore
      Sir yes sir!
      *Sounds of inordinate artillery based violence commence*

  • @mill2712
    @mill2712 2 роки тому +1

    ua-cam.com/video/-DOfQSl8c74/v-deo.html
    Here's another HFY story on artillery if you're all interested.

  • @erushi5503
    @erushi5503 Рік тому +4

    "What Doesnt Kill You Makes You Stronger But Artillery, Artillery Will Definitely Kill You" -A Certain Anonymous Marine

  • @michaellewis3226
    @michaellewis3226 2 роки тому +7

    Artillery, king of battle.

  • @shayminthedoctor9663
    @shayminthedoctor9663 2 роки тому +6

    "Those shells are about to get a lot bigger"
    They what

  • @williambarnes5023
    @williambarnes5023 Рік тому +2

    Bullets: "Dear Selected Enemy Combatant"
    Grenade: "To Whom It May Concern"
    Artillery: "WE'RE CALLING ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY"

  • @ChaosLierLen
    @ChaosLierLen 2 роки тому

    For the rhythm that is algo, and the illery that is art!

  • @mpcrauzer
    @mpcrauzer Рік тому +1

    Some words: "PRAISE THE EMPEROR, ACTION" and "SHATTER THEIR SKIES"

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 2 роки тому +1

    Bless the Squerril
    Bless the Author

  • @peterwall8191
    @peterwall8191 2 роки тому +4

    Nice stories both, though irrational, they were fun.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 роки тому +2

      Humans? Rational? That’s funny

    • @adrenjones9301
      @adrenjones9301 2 роки тому

      Dumb as hell, but i love them. Nature is all about Might makes Right. And any Civilisation that forgets that is never going to make it.

  • @scottclark3761
    @scottclark3761 Рік тому +1

    War is part of humanity's nature. We have to MAKE peace.

  • @captainsinclair7954
    @captainsinclair7954 Рік тому +3

    Humanity in this instance decided Accuracy by Volume against the enemy tanks/war engines

  • @ZR-cj2fm
    @ZR-cj2fm Рік тому +2

    As an American- we like to call this "Freedom through Firepower

  • @specter3983
    @specter3983 Рік тому

    There's nothing a grunt loves more than artillery his own of course

  • @AnikaJarlsdottr
    @AnikaJarlsdottr 7 місяців тому

    a bullet has your name on it
    a grenade says "to whom it may concern"
    Artillery says "Dear Grid Co-ordinates"
    Maxim 69: sometimes rank is a function of firepower

  • @cop91919
    @cop91919 7 місяців тому

    "Massive guns, Always get the job done."...Love it lol

  • @hydrogenone6866
    @hydrogenone6866 2 роки тому +1

    *Bring On The Planetary Bombard!*

  • @Jerokhna
    @Jerokhna 2 роки тому +2

    The author used my character name!!! Jerokhna or Jero for short.

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 Рік тому

    i always enjoy stories like this one

  • @nickschaefer9320
    @nickschaefer9320 2 роки тому +14

    Holy cow aggro your intro goes too hard!

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 роки тому +4

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @gbaladik
    @gbaladik 2 роки тому +2

    Default tactic: Interplanetary Bombardment

  • @techristopher8077
    @techristopher8077 5 місяців тому

    Another excellent job.

  • @filanfyretracker
    @filanfyretracker 4 місяці тому

    Artillery is your absolutely best friend as a soldier, As long as its your side firing it.

  • @paulgreen2416
    @paulgreen2416 10 місяців тому

    Reminds me of something a Frenchman said regarding identify combatants during WW2.
    He said 'if unsure of what forces we happened upon we would shoot over their heads and await their response. If their response was heavy machine gun fire it was the Germans. If we received precise rifle fire it was the British. But if we got silence for 10 minutes and then were obliterated by artillery it's the Americans' 😅

  • @____________838
    @____________838 2 роки тому +2

    What do you think, Rangers, or Forward Observers?

    • @randykittelson2456
      @randykittelson2456 2 роки тому +2

      I'd say rangers. Although they probably have an embedded FO. Can't beat the precision of a true artist.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 роки тому +3

    POV: You're trying to enter Nellis Air Force Base Circa. 2150.

  • @seannordeen5019
    @seannordeen5019 5 місяців тому

    I heard a military historian say about WWII, if you can't do combined arms right, at least use a lot of artillery.

  • @firestorm165
    @firestorm165 2 роки тому +1

    Those who doubt the effectiveness of artillery should look at the battle of Long Tan

  • @NightCelica
    @NightCelica 11 місяців тому

    Fire for effect!

  • @xanmontes8715
    @xanmontes8715 Рік тому

    Bullet: "Dear So 'n So"
    Grenade: "To whom it may concern."
    Artillery: "What's up guys, it's ya boi, BangMcBangbang."

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 Рік тому +1

    There is no problem that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

  • @kirkjones9639
    @kirkjones9639 Рік тому

    Without Artillery, a firefight is merely, a brawl.

    • @duanesamuelson2256
      @duanesamuelson2256 11 місяців тому

      The actual quote is "Artillery lends dignity to what would otherwise be a vulgar brawl"
      A bit archaic since it's been around for a couple hundred years. I'm sure there was one Roman or another who expressed similar sentiments (ballistics, onagers, etc were the FA of their day)

    • @kirkjones9639
      @kirkjones9639 11 місяців тому

      @@duanesamuelson2256 Mors Irrumat Omnia, was a pretty common saying of the Roman legions. Well thats according to Tacitus, and Seneca, so a bit of Salt may be required.

  • @alexandrecharles5941
    @alexandrecharles5941 Рік тому

    "Happy krieger noises" aka "baillonnete mounting noises"

  • @einyv
    @einyv 11 місяців тому +1

    Is there a part three? I want to see the humans take it to the flen core world

  • @duanesamuelson2256
    @duanesamuelson2256 11 місяців тому

    Artillery lends dignity to what otherwise would be a vulgar brawl.

  • @ryankruchowski1951
    @ryankruchowski1951 Рік тому +1

    Artillery is GOD!!!!

  • @scottspann231
    @scottspann231 18 днів тому

    One thing Arty hatesvto hear, single set of grid coordinates, fire for effect, danger close.
    They are calling Arty upon themselves

  • @captaincalvinist8328
    @captaincalvinist8328 2 роки тому

    Just remember the artillery is the “King of Battle”

  • @jaywulf
    @jaywulf Рік тому +1

    Combined arms FTW

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you for the video.

  • @quinnhasse9170
    @quinnhasse9170 Рік тому

    The flen aren’t the only thing that will be feeling and fearing our artillery: we hate bullies and criminals😈

  • @olebloom1641
    @olebloom1641 4 місяці тому

    Wait until they need to call in danger close.

  • @bartmoyens2151
    @bartmoyens2151 Рік тому

    Yeah, we're gonna fall back so we can open up with the big stuff, we needed to make sure the planet could take it first. We cracked a few of them by accident that way before......ah well, you live and learn, swig?

  • @SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp
    @SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp 11 місяців тому

    Lieutenant, do you see that bunch of enemies?
    Yea?
    Well I don't want to anymore
    Sir yes sir!
    *Sounds of inordinate artillery based violence commence*

  • @kevincaruthers5412
    @kevincaruthers5412 4 місяці тому

    Repeat, Repeat, Repeat!

  • @Attaxalotl
    @Attaxalotl 7 місяців тому

    “God is on the side with the best artillery” -Napoleon Bonaparte

  • @marethyu7593
    @marethyu7593 10 місяців тому

    All Hail The King

  • @ufoe20011
    @ufoe20011 5 місяців тому

    For da skwerl
    For da rythm that is algo
    For the attack catipillars

  • @joeykraz8049
    @joeykraz8049 Рік тому +1

    Bosanska Artiljerija

  • @bradj9772
    @bradj9772 2 роки тому +2

    Why does the intro art look like one of the patlabor movies?

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 2 роки тому +4

    From the Algorithm11!

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 2 роки тому +3

    neat

  • @katathoombs
    @katathoombs Рік тому +1

    [libationes deis alorithmi]

  • @MurderPierrot
    @MurderPierrot 10 місяців тому

    What were they fightin? Pleghm? Sounds icky 😅

  • @overlord5843
    @overlord5843 Рік тому +1

    When xenos meet the Bosnian artillery

  • @collinfulling3223
    @collinfulling3223 Рік тому

    LET US SING YOU THE SONG OF OUR PEOPLE