After a long, drawn out coma caused by being slammed over the head with Calculus textbooks, Jeff was sent to a Gulag hospital. At this point, after being imprisoned for what seemed like a millennium, it was over. Finally, Jeffy boi was released from the Gulag with merely a few stitches and a rudimentary knowledge of productive time management. He was ready.
I highly recommend looking into off-campus housing, I was able to get nice one bedroom apartment for about the same price as I spent living in an on-campus 2 bedroom 4 person dorm room.
I recall waking up one day and thinking "at least it can't get any worse." That was the day when at 9:30pm someone from security knocked on the door and told me I had to leave in the next 30 mins, and wouldn't be able to come back for the next few days.
Common mistake, I have every blanket I’ve ever been given as a kid kept in a box to this day. My old blues clues blanket? Still have it. My scooby doo blanket? Still have it. The torn up quilt my grandma made for my tent birthday? Still have it. The farm animal blanket my mother swaddled me in as a baby? Still have it. Now when the Colorado winter hits I just get all 13 of the blankets I’ve ever had in my entire life, put them on top of my bed and sleep with the windows open no problem. I have a similar system for pillows.
It doesn't perfectly match either one, because it's actually an expensive college dorm in the US. Most krushchyovskas at least had heat, and gulags weren't usually in huge concrete buildings.
I have a romanian friend that lived in a dorm built during communism. He had no tuition to pay, as many students enter on grades (you have to pay only if there are not enough paid seats). The monthly expense for the dorm was at that time less then 200 RON (basically 40 USD). Considering no tuition, my friend had to additionally pay for food and supplies; though many students would get food from their parents. Otherwise, there were several school cafeterias that offered "decent" food for a few dollars worth. The dorm was very old, rooms with 2 people (some dorms have with 4), bunk beds with matresses, one small wardrobe, one table, 2 chairs, one sink. Heat during winter was high enough you would need to open the window. Heat during summer was brutal, no AC. The toilets were communal and outside the room; walk down the hallway to them. The toilets were squat style (most often dirty; many students seem to be too drunk or too stupid to not shit besides the hole); showers were cabins with a literal pipe as the shower head; press a button for water to come down; the button has a timer so it stops. After the people in power realized that an educated working class is a bad idea, they stopped offering free or subsidized college. So really, the USA just hates students. And is not just college ones either; food in USA schools is terrible (less than 2 dollars per meal).
I was spoiled by the medium: I knew there wasn't enough time for this to be the gulag description, and it sounded just too much like what I expected the University description to sound like. (That and you were vague enough describing the poster you saw when waking up)
I'm so glad I didn't go to college, my friends are currently regretting their decision, and what's worse is they're going into an oversaturated job market
It would have been easier and cheaper for you to study in Europe (150 to 300 per semester plus rent of same cost per month) plus most people speak English anyway
Source? Please if you're going to make up something so obviously incorrect at least do it about NK because they at least don't have droves of information on them. Also this isn't similar to the gulags which were prisons that typically weren't near churches (which Stalin was also anti religion, which was a mistake). There are so many holes in this and you don't have to say everyone died in gulags to know that they were bad and not to be replicated but I don't see you having this energy for gulags that were objectively worse and in the current year in the US with their constitutionally valid slave camps or maybe listening to the conditions he was in due to underfunded, privatized education that was in your mind at all relatable to prisons. I genuinely hate anti communist rhetoric because it kills two birds with one stone, distracting you from the people harming you while attacking the solution.
@@noodleoflake965 Can you source your claim? It's not like the info is hidden, it's actually pretty easy to find. But even if we were they were worse. They ended in the 60s, the US slave labor system has been going on for centuries. You are braindead.
@@storytimewithjeff I am sorry to hear about that man. I want to let you know im a fan of your content and im glad to see you posting again. Try to stay sane next year, you could try learning to draw faces. Hope you stay safe and im ready for the next video
@@storytimewithjeff holy hell, my college had that shit too. It was annoying because even now that it's my third year in college (I'm an undergrad) I'm still required to be on a pricey meal plan just because I live on one of their specific apartment complexes. It's bullshit.
0:52 Ha-ha, there was no toilet paper in Soviet shops, let alone in the GULAG. Civilians would wipe their asses with newspapers. Peasants used plant leaves or pieces of wood
Much like 1984 they have no knowledge of or care to actually tell the story of the USSR and only use it as a device to push their message. (Albeit comparing your living conditions to a "gulag," even though it just sounds like a dramatized retelling of the life of the soviets when dealing with Nazis, is very different than being a fascist propagandist but still they are both inaccurate and heavily dramatized, they worked 6 8 hour days not 12 hours at most, it was later lower than the 40 hour work week we have now and much lower than more than 40 hours many people work now)
After a long, drawn out coma caused by being slammed over the head with Calculus textbooks, Jeff was sent to a Gulag hospital. At this point, after being imprisoned for what seemed like a millennium, it was over. Finally, Jeffy boi was released from the Gulag with merely a few stitches and a rudimentary knowledge of productive time management. He was ready.
Ready to rumble, in a Soviet gulag!
𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯
the thing is though gulags were discontinued after the 1950s and US has more terrible prison conditions and gulags were a tsar's idea
4 more like and we can get the devils number
At this point I thought that he got silenced by college board but the legend has returned
I’ve been in hiding 🤫
@Miss Cute he kinda shit on communism in this video....
@Miss Cute I think that was more of a joke
@Miss Cute he wants no part of this lol
Are you implying that you don’t like concrete ceilings?
Ayyyy, my man is back. Can't wait to watch tomorrow's premiere.
Ayyy go watch it
@@i-dot6781 Just did, and it was great. 👍
remember that your $25000 is being used by the university for a bunch of really important things, for example...
ok never mind
Collages need the money to pay for many important things like giving the board members massive bonuses
I am infinitely grateful that I am able to study in Germany. Tuition per semester is like 400€ here at the high end.
like building statiums, and/or (depending on where you go) subsidizing the owner's christian extremist propaganda network
@@makssachs8914400 euros, kill me now
Don't worry, it's going towards remodeling the Journalism college, which was remodeled 3 years ago
Great reference to one of my favorite books:
"One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich"
Where’s the petition I can sign to pass a law where we can only ever refer to covid as “the big sicky”?
My dad died to the big sticky.
Sticky? Ruh roh raggy
If Jeff and Vladimir were two one to one functions, they'd be equal.
I'm gonna sit here and wait all night for this premiere.
Dawn of The Final Day
- 45 minutes remain -
I HONESTLY thought when he was first looking in the mirror it’d be Sam O’Nella
I highly recommend looking into off-campus housing, I was able to get nice one bedroom apartment for about the same price as I spent living in an on-campus 2 bedroom 4 person dorm room.
Oh thank the lords your not dead, love you man.
I recall waking up one day and thinking "at least it can't get any worse." That was the day when at 9:30pm someone from security knocked on the door and told me I had to leave in the next 30 mins, and wouldn't be able to come back for the next few days.
The drawings are getting better, amazing t-34!
Finally back from the dead, too bad the premier starts when I'm taking my finals
Common mistake, I have every blanket I’ve ever been given as a kid kept in a box to this day. My old blues clues blanket? Still have it. My scooby doo blanket? Still have it. The torn up quilt my grandma made for my tent birthday? Still have it. The farm animal blanket my mother swaddled me in as a baby? Still have it. Now when the Colorado winter hits I just get all 13 of the blankets I’ve ever had in my entire life, put them on top of my bed and sleep with the windows open no problem. I have a similar system for pillows.
I respect you
Brother hits the "Blankets... ASSEMBLE!!" during winter
one quibble: you've actually described a krushchyovska, not a gulag...
It doesn't perfectly match either one, because it's actually an expensive college dorm in the US. Most krushchyovskas at least had heat, and gulags weren't usually in huge concrete buildings.
Trully amazing, this premiere will be
Omg he's back, I'm looking forward to this video
This is slanderous. Most Soviet gulags had way better conditions than this
50k sub special HYPE
This gives me the same vibes as the casually explained procrastination video
25,000 dollars to the college of housing so they can improve it?!?! pfff i wish
This is nothing like a day in a gulag.
Dude I know exactly what you’re talking about. I also just finished my first year and it really fucking sucked.
🤝 solidarity
The king hath returned 👑
YOOO I can't wait
I felt this in my soul
This was literally my freshman dorm, I killed over 20 cockroaches in 2 weeks. My wall grew mold that melted through cardboard and wood
lmao couldn't be me im heading to san diego state this august. Imagine living somewhere where winter exists.
I have a romanian friend that lived in a dorm built during communism. He had no tuition to pay, as many students enter on grades (you have to pay only if there are not enough paid seats).
The monthly expense for the dorm was at that time less then 200 RON (basically 40 USD). Considering no tuition, my friend had to additionally pay for food and supplies; though many students would get food from their parents. Otherwise, there were several school cafeterias that offered "decent" food for a few dollars worth.
The dorm was very old, rooms with 2 people (some dorms have with 4), bunk beds with matresses, one small wardrobe, one table, 2 chairs, one sink. Heat during winter was high enough you would need to open the window. Heat during summer was brutal, no AC. The toilets were communal and outside the room; walk down the hallway to them. The toilets were squat style (most often dirty; many students seem to be too drunk or too stupid to not shit besides the hole); showers were cabins with a literal pipe as the shower head; press a button for water to come down; the button has a timer so it stops.
After the people in power realized that an educated working class is a bad idea, they stopped offering free or subsidized college.
So really, the USA just hates students. And is not just college ones either; food in USA schools is terrible (less than 2 dollars per meal).
I was spoiled by the medium: I knew there wasn't enough time for this to be the gulag description, and it sounded just too much like what I expected the University description to sound like. (That and you were vague enough describing the poster you saw when waking up)
Rip, the pit sucks sophomore year if u go to the same college im at, it's only close to a stewarts
God i struggled with quite easy discrete math and calculus and that guy forced himself to do multivarieble calculus in summer.
Atleast he got room 420
highest quality animatino
Basically describes RPI
False, Sodexo food didn't taste nearly as good as gruel
Bro im so sorry
The end got me 🤣
All else aside that was some A tier story telling
I would give my life savings to live in a soviet gulag
Soviet gulag?
Of course you mean a 5-star soviet hotel, correct?
No worse than a German concentration camp...
I'm so glad I didn't go to college, my friends are currently regretting their decision, and what's worse is they're going into an oversaturated job market
I mean at least your done with standardized testing lmaoo
See, your snow horror story is exactly I went to school in Southern California
Poor vladdy boi...
love this vids lol
I really hope step two is in this video
Not toilet paper but newspapers.
Still popular in the east to this day in some places.
So, when are you going to describe the gulag?
No shrek
tell me you dont know what a gulag is without telling me you dont know what a gulag is
Hello, STEM slave!
Why not just travel back in time and moon Stalin instead?
you guys get gulags?!
bro just get sent to gulag they'll treat you better there and it's free
Yell got curtains?
Shit man I thought I was bad in my housing when I was in this kind of situation
It would have been easier and cheaper for you to study in Europe (150 to 300 per semester plus rent of same cost per month) plus most people speak English anyway
What do I even comment in regards to this title
P2! P2!
Sounds like you went to NAU.
слишком реалистично
SOVIET ANTHEM PLAYS HELLO STALIN
Finch.
Very yes
YOU MUST BE LOYAL TO COLLEGE BOARD, IF NOT YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED.
GLORY TO THE EDUCATION SYSTEM 🎓
What is a oobleyet i have looked up 7 diffrent spellings i could have figured and none of which are words
Oubliette.
The Face bit with a stickman mirror shot is actually much much funnier
sussy dorm room
Bro is actually speaking English
9:55 - 9:59
This kind of downplays the horrors of a gulag
There were some gulag camps from which nobody returned alive
Source? Please if you're going to make up something so obviously incorrect at least do it about NK because they at least don't have droves of information on them. Also this isn't similar to the gulags which were prisons that typically weren't near churches (which Stalin was also anti religion, which was a mistake). There are so many holes in this and you don't have to say everyone died in gulags to know that they were bad and not to be replicated but I don't see you having this energy for gulags that were objectively worse and in the current year in the US with their constitutionally valid slave camps or maybe listening to the conditions he was in due to underfunded, privatized education that was in your mind at all relatable to prisons. I genuinely hate anti communist rhetoric because it kills two birds with one stone, distracting you from the people harming you while attacking the solution.
Average vatnik “US prisons are worse than gulag” moment
@@noodleoflake965 Can you source your claim? It's not like the info is hidden, it's actually pretty easy to find. But even if we were they were worse. They ended in the 60s, the US slave labor system has been going on for centuries. You are braindead.
@@dropyourself And where are your sources to support your claims?
@@dropyourself
>asks for source
>doesn't provide own source
tankie moment
Why are you dorming next year then?
School introduced a new policy that second years have to dorm too 🤩
@@storytimewithjeff I am sorry to hear about that man. I want to let you know im a fan of your content and im glad to see you posting again. Try to stay sane next year, you could try learning to draw faces. Hope you stay safe and im ready for the next video
@@storytimewithjeff holy hell, my college had that shit too. It was annoying because even now that it's my third year in college (I'm an undergrad) I'm still required to be on a pricey meal plan just because I live on one of their specific apartment complexes. It's bullshit.
0:52 Ha-ha, there was no toilet paper in Soviet shops, let alone in the GULAG. Civilians would wipe their asses with newspapers. Peasants used plant leaves or pieces of wood
Based
What
Americans talking about the horrible conditions in their country: ahhh this us just like communism!!
bros literally living in similar conditions as fascists in the ussr yikers bro
I'm glad I live in Florida where Covid was outright ignored after 6 months and nothing bad happened.
cough cough 1984
Much like 1984 they have no knowledge of or care to actually tell the story of the USSR and only use it as a device to push their message. (Albeit comparing your living conditions to a "gulag," even though it just sounds like a dramatized retelling of the life of the soviets when dealing with Nazis, is very different than being a fascist propagandist but still they are both inaccurate and heavily dramatized, they worked 6 8 hour days not 12 hours at most, it was later lower than the 40 hour work week we have now and much lower than more than 40 hours many people work now)
Why you video recommend me. Video no many views but video recommend no watch something like this video but recommend video youtube me the this
I don’t know either bro
Why my brain thought it would be the funniest thing in the world to write it like that
Jeffftfff
3rd dislike!!!
im the first dislike yayyyyyy
no one forced you to go