Some comedian, cannot remember who, had a joke about this. He said "I started a new job, and my drug test came back clean. My dealer has some explaining to do."
It’s so ridiculous when people tell a judge “I can’t go to jail I have responsibilities.” Yet, they didn’t think about those responsibilities when they committed the crime. 🤦🏼♂️
And we all know this dude has ZERO responsibilities other then going to where he is not wanted and harassing people and fighting cops and waiting on his free housing and social security money which he should lose if he keeps.gojng to jail. I know back in the day I messed up and got locked up and lost everything and had to stsrt over....it's part of the game you play committing crimes........he is aware of this but thinks he can lie out of it Finally somebody locks him up
Absolutely agree and I've heard judges tell them that straight. But at least good old Judge Simpson didn't relent in spite of the ham-dram pleas from Mr Scott 🙄
He’s “Mentally Stunted”, in case you missed that somehow. The Powers that Be, did him No good, with closing down Mental Institutions, overrunning the Capacity for Society to Protect & Serve these people. He Should be in the Care of A Group Home, & Not be pushed in & out of jail/prison.
@cynthiamgrooms8195 Are you a clinical psychologist? He was told not to go a high-traffic drug area and he went anyway. Let's say he IS mentally unstable, I'll give him a pass on the way he mis-handled his interaction with the police...but in that case he is too unstable to be trusted again out on the streets. Judges have an obligation to protect the public, and Simpson is a good judge of character in that respect.
you can't draw social security while in jail.....and it takes several months to get it re-started. Moral of the story: don't do anything that gets you time in jail.
I loved how the judges face lit up when the short gentleman showed negative on everything. It goes to show that judges really do care and want the best but because they get lied to so much it makes keeping a positive approach hard.
I heard Judge Simpson speak to a woman whose husband was on trial in a property dispute over hoarding. He knew she was the one financially and emotionally picking up the pieces behind her delusional husband. It was so touching and insightful, it changed my viewpoint. I really respect and admire Judge Simpson.
@@ppw2393 I love this so much. I feel like judges definitely start out their judgeships with the intention of holding criminals accountable and keeping society safe, but after getting burned so many times and the lies they get told on the regular, they become jaded. With this judge, you can tell that above all, he is lenient and compassionate with first time offenders and stern with repeat offenders. All in all, he has kept his human side front center. Thanks for sharing.
Says the same thing EVERY time he's in court. EVERY time he's allowed out on probation, he violates it. Then whines the same thing again and again and again. What's he "posed" to do? How about not commit crimes, follow the terms of his probation/bond and behave? Those are things he refuses to do.
@@FlawlessImperfectionBeauty Yeah, yeah, yeah... LOL So freaking hilarious!! I loved it when he told the defendant's attorney to say that to Slay! I really feel for Judge Simpson and Atty. Feaster though, they had their hands full with that last one!
The last guy does the crime he sure needs to do the time! He has had enough chances! He promises each time and then violates his probation! This is why we have jail!
Dude checked off half of the bingo card: "I won't do it again." "I start work next week!" "I need medical care." "My grandma's birthday is this month!" "New year, New me." Why should the Judge care now when you didn't care then?
Cosmo, you are so beautiful! Today will be my 1,901st day sober. On 11-17-18 I slowly walked myself into detox and decided I would do anything to not be a slave to drugs one more day. Life is so good sober. I’m so lucky.
Someone did a study showing that judges give significantly lighter sentences if its your birthday. Defense attorney's know this and try to leverage it when hey get desperate. Of course, judges read studies too and adjust, so it doesn't work anymore. It just makes the whole thing more pathetic.
@@davidbroadfoot1864...common in many southern USA dialects. Like...bless your lil heart, Davie. Your mama should of taught you better than to be a douche.
Creedence and Mikey...thanks for including that first guy. It was a good reminder to me that not everyone who had a dumb story or who looks uncomfortable is lying.
God, how I just LOVE watching Judge Simpson!! From his repeating " Yeah, yeah, yeah", to his facial expression when addressed as Mr. Simpson (34:13) -- I was holding my breath, literally, awaiting his final decision for fear he would 'listen to his heart' and give that whiner yet another chance. Excellent coverage, yet again!!
cop - "why were you running?' perp - 'cuz you was chasing me'........nice to see that this joker never got a 5th chance (like steve howe of the dodgers did)
Nice reference to my favourite guitar man. Saw him live in the round, many moons ago with Yes and all of their past and current ( at the time) living members. 90 or 91 I think. Different Steve Howe though, hahahahaha.
If you close your eyes ... you'd swear you were listening to an Eddie Murphy character... maybe even the character from 'Trading Places' ...circa 1983. 🤣
Imagine how much money we would save if we simply provided the last defendant with the treatment, support, long-term case management, and supervision he requires? Get him stable, keep him stable, protect society. Instead, its bandaids, corrections, crisis, cops, court, jail (and victimizing innocent victims of the general public), indigent tent farms of the homeless. You don't need to be a Clinician to realize that jail isn't going to help the defendant "straighten up and fly right." He can't do this even if he wanted to. These people need help and society needs to be safer. This current system is not working, has never worked, can't work - and everyone loses.
We are so Blessed to have this amazing, hard -nosed just serving us in Washtenaw County. He takes no crap from those that appear before him, sees right through all their b.s., AND has a fantastic sense of humor!
I am not planning to be in court on either side of the isle but, if I was there, I would like to be in front of Judge Simpson. He is tough but he is fair. Treat him right and he will treat you fair.
Judge Simpson is one of my favorite Judges. He knows the law inside and outside. Judge Simpson is fair, compassionate and impartial. I also enjoy his humorous side.
I don't want to get in. No more trouble means. I want to get into some more trouble. I thought we were banning double negative speaking in 2024. Thank you for your honesty.
“If I don’t follow your rules, I deserve to be locked up.” Exactly - you deserve to be locked up - now. I do think he should get his injection, though. I don’t understand why he thinks he deserves another chance.
"I didn't get my social security check". Those people look at social security disability program as a way of life. A career. It's disgusting how many able bodied men are scamming SSI disability.
😂😂😂😂 Mr Scott "I don't want to go to jail ... the last time I ask..... check want a chance.... lets make a deal.....my grandma's birthday...... I need my shot....can we try....I don't want to be locked up..... what am I suppose to do...." Pitiful excuses Judge Simpson is funny.
My grandmas birthday is on the 24th and my brothers birthday is on the 23rd and my sisters birthday is on the 22nd. 😂 Plot twist: he’s an only child. 😂
IF (And that's a big "IF") contenstent #2 really has suffered a TBI as he claimed, then it's perfectly reasonable that he didn't completely understand the full conditions of his bond. Good job by the judge by being understanding in that case. He was still stern, but understanding,.
Seeing the prosecutor standing with her arms crossed in front of her is getting to me!!! And it's all BECAUSE OF JUDGE JUDY!!!😮 She is ALWAYS saying ""Uncross your arms""! Lol..I cannot believe it's even bugging me like this.. Lol Thanks ALOT JUDGE JUDY....🙄 I have been watching her way 2 long. 😉😏!!
I'm concerned for the defendant rocking back and forth ... and his hand was shaking ... Is that withdrawal? A medical condition? Brain injury? Mental health? Feel bad for the last guy ... but at some point, you cannot gain back the trust of the court after violation after violation.
"Going to a no go area." Duh, you can't go here...oh, so that's where I'll go. And then I'll do it again. "One chance, well, one more chance". Today, no, no, no. Granny's birthday don't mean anything to you. If you didn't see Granny 6 months ago you don't need to see her on her birthday. Plus I'm getting my job again. Mr Scott, you need to go to jail.
I can say firsthand that county jail sucks. Ive been locked up. Especially if you don't have people looking out for you with money for your books. Without money for commissary you only get about 1100 calories per day.
I thought the same. The guy served 16 years in the US military, which is only a few years shy of full retirement. I have to believe something happened to him - accident or serious illness because almost nobody retires that close to retirement and I highly doubt he was this "slow" when he was serving.
why are those two people talking on the left side of the defendant they should just excuse themselves, and why do they keep showing an empty chair. This judge has a lot of patience
25:12 Nobody Absolutely nobody Public Defender Feaster approaches, "Good morning Judge!" Judge Simpson, "Oh boy, here we go." Love seeing how he interacts with him.
The problem with the last defendant was not that he wanted another chance, he wanted to have INFINITE chances just so he could do whatever he wanted with no consequences. Judge Simpson was right in not giving him another chance. However, I do love that he was smiling and laughing a bit as well.
Sickening to see a mature man crying and begging to let out after all three -four breaks he already had and screwed them up.....no self respect on the defendants part shame on him
Atleast he has a sense of humour about it like that's the coolest judge in the world and as for that last fella he put in his worth trying to guilt the judge into breaking but he knows he deserved to go to gaol he was told to stay away and couldn't he's all tough when he's outside but folds like a piece of paper when he's locked up sorry buddy you do the crime you serve the time that's a lesson I learned before I was 2
Check out the 30min mark around when the guy is crying and says his grandmothers birthday is on a certain day and Judge Simpson says " I know" not for that reason but I would try to use it as defense but the guy is screwed either way. He didn't mean it that way but but after 4 times and excuses why not throw it in.
"I don't know what you're smoking, but it's no good. You tested negative ." Judge Simpson got me ☠️
Some comedian, cannot remember who, had a joke about this. He said "I started a new job, and my drug test came back clean. My dealer has some explaining to do."
It’s so ridiculous when people tell a judge “I can’t go to jail I have responsibilities.” Yet, they didn’t think about those responsibilities when they committed the crime. 🤦🏼♂️
And we all know this dude has ZERO responsibilities other then going to where he is not wanted and harassing people and fighting cops and waiting on his free housing and social security money which he should lose if he keeps.gojng to jail.
I know back in the day I messed up and got locked up and lost everything and had to stsrt over....it's part of the game you play committing crimes........he is aware of this but thinks he can lie out of it
Finally somebody locks him up
People throw that up all the time realizing it’s too damn late.
Absolutely agree and I've heard judges tell them that straight. But at least good old Judge Simpson didn't relent in spite of the ham-dram pleas from Mr Scott 🙄
Exactly
I’ve been providing for my family the last 50 years to do anything stupid. These people need a full time job
Good…he’s 50+ years old and finally being told no
Maybe within the next five decades, he might learn.
🎻🎻🎻
He’s “Mentally Stunted”, in case you missed that somehow. The Powers that Be, did him No good, with closing down Mental Institutions, overrunning the Capacity for Society to Protect & Serve these people. He Should be in the Care of A Group Home, & Not be pushed in & out of jail/prison.
@@cynthiamgrooms8195 what were they 'poseda do?
@cynthiamgrooms8195 Are you a clinical psychologist? He was told not to go a high-traffic drug area and he went anyway. Let's say he IS mentally unstable, I'll give him a pass on the way he mis-handled his interaction with the police...but in that case he is too unstable to be trusted again out on the streets. Judges have an obligation to protect the public, and Simpson is a good judge of character in that respect.
you can't draw social security while in jail.....and it takes several months to get it re-started. Moral of the story: don't do anything that gets you time in jail.
You know how "every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings"?
Every time you hear, "Mr. Allen", a criminal gains his cuffs.
I loved how the judges face lit up when the short gentleman showed negative on everything. It goes to show that judges really do care and want the best but because they get lied to so much it makes keeping a positive approach hard.
Judge Simpson seems like a genuinely good dude to me
I heard Judge Simpson speak to a woman whose husband was on trial in a property dispute over hoarding. He knew she was the one financially and emotionally picking up the pieces behind her delusional husband. It was so touching and insightful, it changed my viewpoint. I really respect and admire Judge Simpson.
@@ppw2393 I love this so much. I feel like judges definitely start out their judgeships with the intention of holding criminals accountable and keeping society safe, but after getting burned so many times and the lies they get told on the regular, they become jaded. With this judge, you can tell that above all, he is lenient and compassionate with first time offenders and stern with repeat offenders. All in all, he has kept his human side front center. Thanks for sharing.
I was so surprised and pleased with that outcome. But so many people lie to him and come back positive. I’m glad to see this outcome.
I’ve never seen a defendant grovel so hard 🤦♀️
All that was missing on him were knee pads. Smh 😂
It’s what we’re all here for though
I LOVE Judge Simpson! After the one guy had him laughing, he had fun with the last. He's too cool.
come on, dude's seen it all. very little gets to him now.
Says the same thing EVERY time he's in court. EVERY time he's allowed out on probation, he violates it. Then whines the same thing again and again and again. What's he "posed" to do? How about not commit crimes, follow the terms of his probation/bond and behave? Those are things he refuses to do.
I can see Jim Carrey in liar liar with the answer to that. Quit breaking the law, a**hole!
The court gives these guys way too many chances!!
Seems like he’s posed to serve a long sentence.
Judge Simpson makes me giggle so much.😂
@@FlawlessImperfectionBeauty Yeah, yeah, yeah... LOL So freaking hilarious!! I loved it when he told the defendant's attorney to say that to Slay!
I really feel for Judge Simpson and Atty. Feaster though, they had their hands full with that last one!
The last guy does the crime he sure needs to do the time! He has had enough chances! He promises each time and then violates his probation! This is why we have jail!
Dude checked off half of the bingo card:
"I won't do it again."
"I start work next week!"
"I need medical care."
"My grandma's birthday is this month!"
"New year, New me."
Why should the Judge care now when you didn't care then?
He's mentally ill
That one dude is 47? Wow, I feel good about my health condition.
I know, 47? Dude's aging like Chet Baker.
I literally thought "He looks rough for 47"
When he said "yeah, yeah, yeah" I thought that wasn't going to turn out well for him. Judge Simpson knows the man isn't right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
Love judge Simpson. He is so compassionate but very fair and patient
Cosmo, you are so beautiful! Today will be my 1,901st day sober. On 11-17-18 I slowly walked myself into detox and decided I would do anything to not be a slave to drugs one more day. Life is so good sober. I’m so lucky.
Well done!
Blessings on you.
Great work!
Congrats to you for fighting for your sobriety!!! 🌹
Thank you for sharing your story. I , as a stranger, am so proud of you. One day at a time. I will pray for you. God bless you
That last one is an absolute classic
Her lawyer says she's only being held on this charge. Guess someone forgot to tell him about the homicide charge.
Not sure why the court would consider grandma's birthday a good reason to release someone. He should of thought of that when he was breaking the law.
Someone did a study showing that judges give significantly lighter sentences if its your birthday. Defense attorney's know this and try to leverage it when hey get desperate. Of course, judges read studies too and adjust, so it doesn't work anymore. It just makes the whole thing more pathetic.
"should of"?
@@davidbroadfoot1864...common in many southern USA dialects. Like...bless your lil heart, Davie. Your mama should of taught you better than to be a douche.
Creedence and Mikey...thanks for including that first guy. It was a good reminder to me that not everyone who had a dumb story or who looks uncomfortable is lying.
God, how I just LOVE watching Judge Simpson!! From his repeating " Yeah, yeah, yeah", to his facial expression when addressed as Mr. Simpson (34:13) -- I was holding my breath, literally, awaiting his final decision for fear he would 'listen to his heart' and give that whiner yet another chance. Excellent coverage, yet again!!
“Cause we’ll run out of time.” I love it. Truth is profound, and in certain contexts, very funny.
"Look I just did a year, I deserve a chance" 🤣
His poor lawyer.
Judge Simpson is just the BEST!!! 🎉❤
cop - "why were you running?' perp - 'cuz you was chasing me'........nice to see that this joker never got a 5th chance (like steve howe of the dodgers did)
Nice reference to my favourite guitar man. Saw him live in the round, many moons ago with Yes and all of their past and current ( at the time) living members. 90 or 91 I think.
Different Steve Howe though, hahahahaha.
26:06 "Let him out again". The look on Judge Simpson's face is priceless 😄😄😄
This judge is awesome. Besides being fair and definitely kind hearted, hes funny as hell
How much did he pay into Social Security…zero.
Just an utter drain on resources
No contributing no taking, how about that for skids like this.
You know him or you're lying?
@@rafaelallenblock I wonder what odds Vegas bookies would give, that he is correct?
Skids be skidding.
You know him?
Judge Simpson is so mellow I like this guy
Judge Simpson had far too much fun with the last guy and it was absolutely hilarious!
Love Judge Simpson 👏very subtle Mr Allen 👏👏💙
I can't believe that Judge Simpson gave him that many. Ugh
Coz he black
I think the judge actually likes the guy.
You don't believe in second chances?
@@jigeahHey!
@@SeekingGreetingsDid you watch the video? Or even read the title?
"i dont know what you were smoking but it aint good... everythings negative." judge simpson is hilarious he cant help himself
LMAO, Judge Simpson is awesome! I want his autograph :)
great judge
This is the funniest Judge Simpson vid I've seen so far. That last defendant has a well rehearsed BEGGIN' script. 'No No No Not today" Too damn funny
If you close your eyes ... you'd swear you were listening to an Eddie Murphy character... maybe even the character from 'Trading Places' ...circa 1983.
🤣
man... trading places was 1983??? ... I'm old
Imagine how much money we would save if we simply provided the last defendant with the treatment, support, long-term case management, and supervision he requires? Get him stable, keep him stable, protect society. Instead, its bandaids, corrections, crisis, cops, court, jail (and victimizing innocent victims of the general public), indigent tent farms of the homeless. You don't need to be a Clinician to realize that jail isn't going to help the defendant "straighten up and fly right." He can't do this even if he wanted to. These people need help and society needs to be safer. This current system is not working, has never worked, can't work - and everyone loses.
But Judge I really really really really really promise I'll be good this time, GROW UP AND STOP BREAKING THE LAW
“I’m just being emotional, I’m sad right now!” 😂
We are so Blessed to have this amazing, hard -nosed just serving us in Washtenaw County. He takes no crap from those that appear before him, sees right through all their b.s., AND has a fantastic sense of humor!
I am not planning to be in court on either side of the isle but, if I was there, I would like to be in front of Judge Simpson. He is tough but he is fair. Treat him right and he will treat you fair.
I've grown to love those two words. "Mr. Allen."
Judge Simpson is one of my favorite Judges. He knows the law inside and outside. Judge Simpson is fair, compassionate and impartial. I also enjoy his humorous side.
Remand without bond. He has proven himself to be a danger to himself and to others.
I don't want to get in. No more trouble means. I want to get into some more trouble. I thought we were banning double negative speaking in 2024. Thank you for your honesty.
“If I don’t follow your rules, I deserve to be locked up.” Exactly - you deserve to be locked up - now.
I do think he should get his injection, though.
I don’t understand why he thinks he deserves another chance.
That tweaker served 16 years in the air force. Please tell me he wasn't a fighter pilot.
25:11 Last time I heard so much begging and pleading was on a Keith Sweat album.
Love this channel! No ridiculous commentary! So sick of seeing fake thumbnails, misleading titles, and extra crap added to the video.
"I didn't get my social security check". Those people look at social security disability program as a way of life. A career. It's disgusting how many able bodied men are scamming SSI disability.
That last case should win an Oscar.
His mother is there? He’s a grown man. Why does someone have to remind him to do what he’s supposed to do? What a loser.
This one was priceless.
😂😂😂😂 Mr Scott "I don't want to go to jail ... the last time I ask..... check want a chance.... lets make a deal.....my grandma's birthday...... I need my shot....can we try....I don't want to be locked up..... what am I suppose to do...." Pitiful excuses
Judge Simpson is funny.
He got 4 more chances than I would have given him!!!
I love judge Simpson! He is empathetic but fair and has a sense of humor and isn't afraid to show it yeah yeah whatever 🤪
My grandmas birthday is on the 24th and my brothers birthday is on the 23rd and my sisters birthday is on the 22nd. 😂 Plot twist: he’s an only child. 😂
😂
Attorneys famous words:
Im not sure
I don't know
I will have to check
No its "let me talk to me client!" lol.
I need I LOVE JUDGE SIMPSON merch asap.
Wonder how much mercy bruh-man showed his victim
Judge Simpson is the best!
The other day, I was watching a video of Judge Simpson saying “Don’t shake your head at me. Oh, oh, oh,” 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
"i know you're saying no but i know in your heart you wanna say yes" this dude is hilarious
IF (And that's a big "IF") contenstent #2 really has suffered a TBI as he claimed, then it's perfectly reasonable that he didn't completely understand the full conditions of his bond. Good job by the judge by being understanding in that case. He was still stern, but understanding,.
I love this judge
When Mr Allen Stands behind you just know that you are done ✔️
Starting a job next week…and since when did family birthdays equate to not being held accountable for crimes
Crazy😮
Seeing the prosecutor standing with her arms crossed in front of her is getting to me!!! And it's all BECAUSE OF JUDGE JUDY!!!😮 She is ALWAYS saying ""Uncross your arms""! Lol..I cannot believe it's even bugging me like this.. Lol Thanks ALOT JUDGE JUDY....🙄 I have been watching her way 2 long. 😉😏!!
I'm concerned for the defendant rocking back and forth ... and his hand was shaking ...
Is that withdrawal? A medical condition? Brain injury? Mental health?
Feel bad for the last guy ... but at some point, you cannot gain back the trust of the court after violation after violation.
"Going to a no go area." Duh, you can't go here...oh, so that's where I'll go. And then I'll do it again. "One chance, well, one more chance".
Today, no, no, no. Granny's birthday don't mean anything to you. If you didn't see Granny 6 months ago you don't need to see her on her birthday.
Plus I'm getting my job again.
Mr Scott, you need to go to jail.
I can say firsthand that county jail sucks. Ive been locked up. Especially if you don't have people looking out for you with money for your books. Without money for commissary you only get about 1100 calories per day.
Good on ya judge Simpson you're a kind man giving that old fella a pr bond you got a good heart old man.
I'm glad judge simspo went easy on Mr hall he seems like he has some mental challenges and deserves a second chance
I thought the same. The guy served 16 years in the US military, which is only a few years shy of full retirement. I have to believe something happened to him - accident or serious illness because almost nobody retires that close to retirement and I highly doubt he was this "slow" when he was serving.
"It's a new year..."
He really tried "new year, new me". 😂
Mr. Biggum, what crime(s) have you committed?
Biggum: Yes
I❤Creedence&Mikey
I Love Judge Simpson!! I live here in the area and he is a GREAT Judge ❤
Judge, I agree with you. Too many excuses and he forgets what he said.
Love Judge Simpson in yellow.
Mr. Hall is a very hard 47.
why are those two people talking on the left side of the defendant they should just excuse themselves, and why do they keep showing an empty chair. This judge has a lot of patience
And he wouldn't leave the court room at the end. What a man child
The last guy is my favorite he tried so hard to get out of jail.
25:12
Nobody
Absolutely nobody
Public Defender Feaster approaches, "Good morning Judge!"
Judge Simpson, "Oh boy, here we go." Love seeing how he interacts with him.
He's 4 years away from retirement and he pulls chocks, that concerns me.
Judge isn’t looking his chipper self. Angry and very intense. Rightfully so.
thanks
Some fine whine.
Bravo judge Simpson you are one of the greats
The problem with the last defendant was not that he wanted another chance, he wanted to have INFINITE chances just so he could do whatever he wanted with no consequences. Judge Simpson was right in not giving him another chance. However, I do love that he was smiling and laughing a bit as well.
You have to give Mr. Scott an A for effort. He tried lol 😂😂😂😂
I can count on one hand when a defendant claims to be clean of drugs before testing and they are not lying!!!
Sickening to see a mature man crying and begging to let out after all three -four breaks he already had and screwed them up.....no self respect on the defendants part shame on him
Atleast he has a sense of humour about it like that's the coolest judge in the world and as for that last fella he put in his worth trying to guilt the judge into breaking but he knows he deserved to go to gaol he was told to stay away and couldn't he's all tough when he's outside but folds like a piece of paper when he's locked up sorry buddy you do the crime you serve the time that's a lesson I learned before I was 2
My GrandMa’s birthday excuse don’t work for a grown man & you can’t cry Mr Scott is killing me
Check out the 30min mark around when the guy is crying and says his grandmothers birthday is on a certain day and Judge Simpson says " I know" not for that reason but I would try to use it as defense but the guy is screwed either way. He didn't mean it that way but but after 4 times and excuses why not throw it in.
I was embarrassed that the guy that got remanded had a Falcon t shirt on!!!!!
Mr. Scott could be a very good car seller, he will not let go on you untill you pay for it and bought the car !!!
No bond
32:47 how many come before him saying the same thing and asking for the same mercy and he doesn’t even let them speak this long.
His family can visit him in jail on their birthdays. No promlemo.