Deltarune the (not) Musical - Lancer

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  • Опубліковано 11 тра 2019
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    By popular demand! Ho ho ho!
    (Deltarune, as of the release of this video, is not a complete game. Toby Fox admitted that the first chapter is only a demo. I thus cannot make a full Deltarune the Musical, but what I CAN do is release individual songs that aren't connected like a musical!)
    Mix by Marc Gardner
    Deltarune by Toby Fox
    Lancer: SlickSlack ( / @wintermelon )
    Susie: Brodingles ( / @brodingles ) (brodingles.tumblr.com)
    Lyrics by Alex Beckham ( / alexandervonkoopa )
    Art by Juno ( / @junosongs ) (locomotive111.deviantart.com/) ( / jsketch12 ) ( / jsketch12 )
    Outro Music by Watson/MusMus (musmus.main.jp)

КОМЕНТАРІ • 3 тис.

  • @cooperross9495
    @cooperross9495 5 років тому +3350

    "Maybe I could dig a hole! Then dig a bigger hole!"
    Lancer, you diseased maniac!

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 5 років тому +111

      You'll NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!
      You Wicked Spade! You Sick Freak! You Vile Fiend! You Insidious Wretch!
      Youuuu!!!
      *Handsome Lancer:* I already have, punkaroo.
      NOOOOOOOOO
      *Handsome Lancer:* Tee Hee (His evil / maniacal laugh)

    • @noods1406
      @noods1406 4 роки тому +48

      Ok, that’s fine, but eating someone else’s birthday cake?
      *B A D T I M E M O D E A C T I V A T E D*

    • @caelanmarshall7485
      @caelanmarshall7485 4 роки тому +41

      Lancer is an evil genious!

    • @bowlingpin3092
      @bowlingpin3092 4 роки тому +53

      Not as nearly as deranged as drinking straight from the lake!

    • @noods1406
      @noods1406 4 роки тому +39

      I dunno, eating someone else’s birthday cake is pretty deranged.

  • @lastsonoftennessee9895
    @lastsonoftennessee9895 5 років тому +2871

    "I'm the coolest in my family."
    Uh, your dad has a tongue coming out of his stomach. You don't have much competition.

    • @maelstromofchaos2489
      @maelstromofchaos2489 5 років тому +130

      @@CeHee123
      I'm pretty sure that's a typo, but envisioning someone using a tacky little wannabe sports car as a whil for his regime... I simply cannot destroy such a fantasy...

    • @CeHee123
      @CeHee123 5 років тому +62

      @@maelstromofchaos2489 I meant to say fist, not fiat, but just because of this comment I'm gonna keep it as it is.

    • @Robin280497
      @Robin280497 5 років тому +95

      I'm pretty sure he counts Rouxls Kaard as part of his family, as he calls him "Lesser Dad".

    • @theprepaintedcanvis3452
      @theprepaintedcanvis3452 5 років тому +67

      He has a tricycle that's on fire

    • @thatoneguy4972
      @thatoneguy4972 5 років тому +32

      Instead of a bike lancer just runs ralsei over with a car

  • @Xavier-pq7vo
    @Xavier-pq7vo 4 роки тому +1352

    Lancer: "da da da daa"
    Me: this is not really singing...
    * Lancer starts spitting straight fire *
    " *hollysht* "

    • @davidpeck4594
      @davidpeck4594 3 роки тому +1

      yeah

    • @PhantomEX0
      @PhantomEX0 3 роки тому +9

      I'm Lancer,prince of spades!
      Tonight I'm gonna have my day!
      Beep beep on the mic,on the bike
      Gonna strike,better get out of my way!

    • @ChattyAlarm
      @ChattyAlarm 2 роки тому +8

      Lancer came to play:
      Susie: your not singing properly
      Lancer: you done fucked up now

    • @ChibGaming543
      @ChibGaming543 2 роки тому +4

      He could Dig a hole
      THEN DIG A BIGGER HOLE

    • @thevideogamenerd2268
      @thevideogamenerd2268 2 роки тому +4

      That whould be lancer you think he can't get better than he hits you with a pi-

  • @wyvernknight
    @wyvernknight 2 роки тому +268

    I like how Susie is oddly informed about singing and music terms

    • @toastwings9358
      @toastwings9358 7 місяців тому +12

      that's just how musicals work ig

    • @1th_to_comment.
      @1th_to_comment. 15 годин тому

      She doesn't admit it but she really likes music as a whole

  • @audi354
    @audi354 5 років тому +1699

    Chaos king: spare the rod and spoil the spade.
    Lancer: spare the rod and spoil me.
    Like father like son

    • @oasis9009
      @oasis9009 5 років тому +71

      Lancer is the prince of spades, so I guess it makes sense?

    • @kindnesstemmie6625
      @kindnesstemmie6625 5 років тому +34

      Let's not to forget what the image is at this part

    • @user-ni2ze5gk3r
      @user-ni2ze5gk3r 5 років тому +7

      You realised it

    • @thegoldenblob69
      @thegoldenblob69 5 років тому +38

      "Spoil the spade"
      "Spoil me"
      Lancer is the spade!

    • @cryptid-immortality
      @cryptid-immortality 5 років тому +47

      @Fluffynator "Spare the rod and spoil the child" is a reference to the book "To Train Up a Child" which, essentially, is about abusing children into submission. When it's said "Spare the rod and spoil the Spade", the rod is a switch used to hit children, and so thus he's saying, "Don't hit my child, and you'll spoil him. That's not how this game is played."
      (At least, that's how I read it.)

  • @jeremyyyy3300
    @jeremyyyy3300 5 років тому +1249

    1:46 "HE'S JUST STANDING THERE... MENACINGLY" -patrick

  • @Brickster-qc8xv
    @Brickster-qc8xv 2 роки тому +159

    "Life's a game i love to play!" -Lancer
    "Life's a game I just don't want to play..." - Susie "Vs Susie Lyrics"

  • @mayva6842
    @mayva6842 2 роки тому +124

    Lancer: “Lyric writing is really hard!”
    Also Lancer: *intense rap battle on the spot*

  • @sampletext6992
    @sampletext6992 5 років тому +2935

    Therapist: "Don't worry handsome Lancer isn't real he can't hurt you."
    Handsome Lancer: 1:02

    • @abigaildunn1791
      @abigaildunn1791 5 років тому +88

      Me: hElLo i’M hAnSoMe LaNcEr
      You: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
      Therapist: *I don’t get paid enough for this*
      Me: I drank straight from a lake and then I dug a big hole! Spare the rod and spoil meeeeeeeee!

    • @DumbboyDan297
      @DumbboyDan297 5 років тому +64

      1:12 I m t h e v i l l i a n i n t h e g a m e

    • @theprepaintedcanvis3452
      @theprepaintedcanvis3452 5 років тому +15

      (Tom pain)

    • @omega9951
      @omega9951 5 років тому +14

      Nobody noticed the notes having a spaz qttack

    • @ming7831
      @ming7831 5 років тому +27

      2:26 *im the riding ace of spades*

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 5 років тому +664

    "Lyric writing is really hard!"
    *The writer makes 1 last plea in hope of sustaining the masses.*

    • @TheTruePigeonLord
      @TheTruePigeonLord 3 роки тому +17

      But the masses won't hear. They keep demanding more Megalovania.

  • @bigblue4034
    @bigblue4034 2 роки тому +228

    I appreciate lyrics, but I really really really wanted just a full song of “da da da da da da da da da da da”

  • @bigsmyles1008
    @bigsmyles1008 4 роки тому +122

    Lancer: Maybe we're all just guys
    Susie: Uh, I'm a Gi...
    Lancer: RAP TIME

    • @nerfcontent9429
      @nerfcontent9429 2 роки тому +10

      Kris: *explodes*

    • @HappyTheFan
      @HappyTheFan Рік тому +1

      ​@@nerfcontent9429 kinda like Marshmallow. They won't tell you they're gender...

    • @addyssyndowdy4149
      @addyssyndowdy4149 Рік тому +1

      ​@@nerfcontent9429Kris is like I M N O N E B I N A R Y

  • @pear_island1912
    @pear_island1912 5 років тому +4920

    Lancer: Lyric writing is really hard!
    Also Lancer: *raps*

    • @AlphaVoidheart359
      @AlphaVoidheart359 5 років тому +371

      Yeah lol
      Lancer: lyric writing is hard!
      1 second later
      Lancer: *starts spitting fire*

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 5 років тому +207

      Song Artists: Lyric writing is hard.
      Lancer: Well, yes, but actually, no.

    • @gregheffley8085
      @gregheffley8085 4 роки тому +78

      Top 10 rappers Thanos can't snap away

    • @chronicgrails2412
      @chronicgrails2412 4 роки тому +20

      Darn I made that comment not realising someone beat me to it.

    • @zeevaleahy5342
      @zeevaleahy5342 4 роки тому +21

      Lancer : "Hey!! Why don't you pick a card".

  • @anatthema4687
    @anatthema4687 5 років тому +1367

    So... I never expected Slick to rap.... but it’s somehow all I’ve ever wanted in my life

    • @lancerprinceofspades9869
      @lancerprinceofspades9869 5 років тому +43

      Ho ho ho! I am glad you liked my singing voice!
      SIGNED LANCER

    • @user-im4me2hz7k
      @user-im4me2hz7k 5 років тому +4

      Haha agreed

    • @blockeontheleafeon
      @blockeontheleafeon 5 років тому +5

      ua-cam.com/video/JuiDQ9oBtDA/v-deo.html
      There! Now it's actually a Good Rap! ^^
      (Not Trying to Diss anyone Nor be the Bad Guy because I Have Opinions too. Everyone Does.)

    • @cluckstein626
      @cluckstein626 5 років тому +2

      Finally someone else who gets it.

    • @handsomebanana181
      @handsomebanana181 5 років тому

      Screw you lancer our faces are not lame your face is pure nightmares

  • @axolotlreaper5863
    @axolotlreaper5863 4 роки тому +3258

    Lancer: goes “Dadada” at the beginning
    Susie: Those..aren’t lyrics..
    Lancer: Give me a second, gosh!
    Lyric writings is hard!
    Me, a person who likes Lancer: Take your time!
    Lancer: **Starts spiting fire out of nowhere**
    Me:
    *_how_*

  • @MonoGlitch
    @MonoGlitch 4 роки тому +347

    Lancer: Spare the rod and spoil “me”~
    King: Spare the rod and spoil “the spade”~
    Anyone else notice?

    • @greaterthan-colon-three
      @greaterthan-colon-three 3 роки тому +17

      @@George-ix8ie Lancer is the Spade

    • @Pumpkin-man
      @Pumpkin-man 3 роки тому +16

      Also king> “That’s not how this game is played.”

    • @dradekon
      @dradekon 3 роки тому +5

      What does spare the rod mean

    • @MegaAdan99
      @MegaAdan99 3 роки тому +28

      @@dradekon If I recall correctly And am not mistaken...It is an old saying that means that If don't discipline your Child(in this case, spanking or more direct punishment as using a Rod), you spoil your kid("Spare the Rod And Spoil the kid", something like that)
      On the context of Deltarune thought...Not only that, but Also a playword with the "Mercy-Spare" mechanic

    • @davidpeck4594
      @davidpeck4594 3 роки тому

      i do

  • @metuos.3651
    @metuos.3651 5 років тому +640

    I'm actually amazed. You managed to make it so bad that it worked. You actually captured the essence of Lancer and make it fail on purpose. HOW?!

    • @MBLobster
      @MBLobster 4 роки тому +34

      Metuo S. He also captured the face of H A N D S O M E L A N C E R

    • @judysandlin8978
      @judysandlin8978 2 роки тому +10

      Yes he did

  • @brandontherabboat4850
    @brandontherabboat4850 5 років тому +2038

    This kid reminds me sooo much of Bowser Jr. I love Lancer.

    • @yourguysnow2783
      @yourguysnow2783 5 років тому +29

      Saaaaame

    • @pastaprince9152
      @pastaprince9152 5 років тому +110

      At least Bowser Jr has siblings, but Lancer has the greatest handsome face.

    • @BillZypher
      @BillZypher 5 років тому +50

      Technically the Koopalings aren't actually Bowser's kids.

    • @bowserjr.3353
      @bowserjr.3353 5 років тому +10

      Hi

    • @yourguysnow2783
      @yourguysnow2783 5 років тому +13

      @@pastaprince9152 you mean the greatest nightmare

  • @worldssmallestdestron7819
    @worldssmallestdestron7819 2 роки тому +46

    That "take a drink form the lake" line aged ESPECIALLY well.

  • @starry-cyclone
    @starry-cyclone 3 роки тому +39

    If you watch the songs in a row, you can just imagine how weirded out Kris is.
    'Every few minutes someone sings a full on song'

  • @blueberrymayhem6074
    @blueberrymayhem6074 5 років тому +6896

    Handsome Lancer is more terrifying than any horror game.
    edit: 2 years after i originally posted this i am a changed person. newfound respect for Handsome Lancer

  • @analogsmiles
    @analogsmiles 5 років тому +473

    He's just standing there...
    MENACINGLY!

  • @spyreofthewolves8125
    @spyreofthewolves8125 4 роки тому +48

    This song: Breaks the fourth wall
    Me: Well done lyric writer. You have made me a happy man.

  • @jakobthomas1926
    @jakobthomas1926 2 роки тому +553

    Did you randomly predict Lancer digging holes? I don't remember him doing that in Chapter 1, but he does it quite a bit in Chapter 2

  • @SonicDestroyer12
    @SonicDestroyer12 5 років тому +199

    "Aren't you gonna finish the chorus!?"
    "No! Because I'm EVIL! I learned *NOTHING WHATSOEVER!* "
    Curse me being in a public place right now so I can't laugh my ass off as hard as I should have from hearing that!
    This was a real treat, you guys did a great job!

    • @ChibGaming543
      @ChibGaming543 2 роки тому +2

      I was in ma bedroom when i Saw It
      I didnt hold back, honestly

  • @silktouchpickaxe
    @silktouchpickaxe 5 років тому +2232

    Lancer: Dadadaaaaadaadadaaaaaadadadadaaa
    Everybody: *THOSE ARENT LYRICS*
    Me: (clapping) *_BoOtIfUl_* (sobbing)

  • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
    @RegalRoyalWasTaken 4 роки тому +39

    "Spare the rod and spoil me! I'm the coolest family!"
    Favorite bit of the song. I dunno why. It's just amazing.

  • @somecirclewithsunglasses3994
    @somecirclewithsunglasses3994 2 роки тому +37

    When Lancer said: "Lyric writing's hard!" I felt that

  • @ninjastargames253
    @ninjastargames253 5 років тому +408

    I don't know which one's creepier...
    Handsome Lancer or Sonic before redesign

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 5 років тому +41

      Sonic. He's terrifying. Handsome Lancer is beautiful.

    • @grazynapylak4229
      @grazynapylak4229 5 років тому +10

      Handsome is (dies of looking at him)

    • @clawyraptor9029
      @clawyraptor9029 5 років тому +13

      Handsome lancer looks like meme material.

    • @duoblade332
      @duoblade332 5 років тому +5

      Local person get pregnant just by looking at handsome lancer

    • @achillesmaddox2118
      @achillesmaddox2118 4 роки тому +5

      SONIC NOT ANY COMPETITION

  • @slaper12x
    @slaper12x 5 років тому +437

    Slick dropping sick rhymes is just what the doctor ordered

  • @somepersonkinda4625
    @somepersonkinda4625 4 роки тому +11

    Lancer : and then im gonna say yay! (tiny yay)
    Me : *bOoTiFuL*

  • @CosmicNyan
    @CosmicNyan 3 роки тому +26

    2:57 bois we did it, discrimination is no more.

  • @HenryStainz
    @HenryStainz 5 років тому +702

    *"I'm the riding ace of spades"*
    *"I know he's the Jack of Spades don't @ me"*

  • @user-nj8tb3zu6s
    @user-nj8tb3zu6s 5 років тому +768

    "Spare the rod and spoil me"
    "Spare the rod and spoil the spade"
    *BUT WHO'S THE ROD*

    • @shabirshah2969
      @shabirshah2969 5 років тому +121

      chaos king is the rod, basically what chaos king means by "Spare the rod and spoil the spade" is that you are trying to spare chaos king, but he's mad that you made lancer attached to you and susie

    • @thekingofcatsturtlesandoth6925
      @thekingofcatsturtlesandoth6925 5 років тому +35

      No I'm dirty dan

    • @shabirshah2969
      @shabirshah2969 5 років тому +20

      no! I'm dirty dan!

    • @oasis9009
      @oasis9009 5 років тому +29

      Lancer’s twin brother, Macer.
      (You get it because they’re both medieval weapons with ‘er’ at the end)

    • @danithedanii
      @danithedanii 5 років тому +12

      @@shabirshah2969 WHO'S THE REAL DIRTY DAN?!

  • @Dragotherium
    @Dragotherium 4 роки тому +25

    1:10 THIS PICTURE NEEDS TO BE A JOKE, RIGHT?

  • @SWAGMODEUS
    @SWAGMODEUS 4 роки тому +23

    2:35
    Life Is A Game,That I Love To Play
    The life game:eXcUsE mE!

  • @Tinymapleart
    @Tinymapleart 5 років тому +273

    0:38 I think Alex is trying to tell us something

    • @lionelk.y7233
      @lionelk.y7233 5 років тому +44

      Pretty sure he just said
      "Fuck it" and just shitposted the whole thing

    • @cerulean22b69
      @cerulean22b69 5 років тому +17

      @@lionelk.y7233 if that's the case it still turned out magnificent :)

    • @coffeeaddict9847
      @coffeeaddict9847 5 років тому +5

      I was thinking that to XD

    • @TheTerribleUsername
      @TheTerribleUsername 5 років тому +4

      @Meta Gamer "WRITE IT DOWN, WRITE IT DOWN!"

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 років тому +800

    Wait, Lancer is still rapping? I thought he wasn't allowed to say Tier-Two Swear Words though!

    • @locxlsxdsxck5171
      @locxlsxdsxck5171 5 років тому +26

      Atleast he isn't actually swearing here.

    • @catjones3731
      @catjones3731 5 років тому +6

      It's a joke.

    • @arls-xv6gm
      @arls-xv6gm 5 років тому +13

      Changing your profile pic will not fool me ‘he who is everywhere in the comments!’

    • @ethanpeacock6933
      @ethanpeacock6933 5 років тому +3

      Maybe it's an exception.

    • @heww5682
      @heww5682 5 років тому +3

      Tis the sprayer of comments on every video I visits,get em!

  • @skellington8090
    @skellington8090 Рік тому +15

    Lancer is such a funny and precious character! At least it’s revealed that his dad actually cares for him, even though he had terrible ways of showing it….

  • @crab5862
    @crab5862 4 роки тому +19

    Lancer: I'm the bad guy! I even have my own theme song! It goes like this!
    _Cause I'm a bad guy, like it really rough guy-_
    Susie: Wait thats not your song...
    Lancer: Exactly.

  • @wintermelon
    @wintermelon 5 років тому +524

    I've been so hyped for this one to go up!!! It was a huge honor to be able to be a part of this, you guys have inspired me so much! Bro, your Susie voice is so good!! Juno, I absolutely love the art! Marc, the mix sounds fantastic! And Alex, you did a wonderful job with editing this and writing the lyrics. Again, thank you so much for giving me this opportunity, I had a lot of fun with this!

    • @anatthema4687
      @anatthema4687 5 років тому +9

      This video is sponsored by loving slick

    • @finleyforevermore
      @finleyforevermore 5 років тому +8

      Ho! Ho! Ho!
      Thank you for voicing me in this magnificent musical!
      SIGNED, LANCER

    • @ashwolftheva2891
      @ashwolftheva2891 5 років тому +3

      I CANT BELIEVE YOU KEPT THIS FROM ME THIS LONG, BRO!

    • @DavetasticDave
      @DavetasticDave 5 років тому +2

      amazing job!

    • @Brodingles
      @Brodingles 5 років тому +4

      You absolute Bean you 10/10

  • @Squeezo71
    @Squeezo71 5 років тому +384

    "Here i go my father's son"
    "Dont you know im number one"
    "You cant stop my evil plan"
    Why so many references to the darker yet darker song?

    • @oasis9009
      @oasis9009 5 років тому +28

      He also reminds me of Flowey, probably because he has the same voice actor here.

    • @melissasims3133
      @melissasims3133 5 років тому +1

      I Know The Evil Plan Refrence, But Not The Other Two.

    • @Squeezo71
      @Squeezo71 5 років тому +12

      @@melissasims3133 "To avenge my fallen son's"
      "You cant stop what has begun" even tho the second one just shares the rythm and nothing more

    • @kevinm5940
      @kevinm5940 5 років тому +2

      'The father's son' fits the semi-religious theme pretty well, since Gaster is supposed to be the Devil.

    • @KartonicChannelCoolDude
      @KartonicChannelCoolDude 5 років тому +3

      @@oasis9009 No, he doesn't. Flowey was voiced by Xander, but Lancer by SlickSlack.

  • @herronariela7469
    @herronariela7469 2 роки тому +3

    the reason lancers bike is on fire is because of him spittin it

  • @ihaventthoughtofausernamey1071
    @ihaventthoughtofausernamey1071 11 місяців тому +14

    WE'RE MAKING IT OUT OF THE DARK WORLD WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

  • @gachalifekris9152
    @gachalifekris9152 5 років тому +620

    "This sign is staying in place MENACINGLY!"
    Signed, Lancer

  • @sol503
    @sol503 5 років тому +383

    IM READING TOO MUCH INTO THIS BUT I BET HE LEARNED TO RAP BECAUSE OF ROUXLS

    • @NameName-lv1ik
      @NameName-lv1ik 5 років тому +62

      Thiseth is howst thine rappeth.
      -eth.

    • @animatordean
      @animatordean 5 років тому +13

      Oh my gosh YES!!! I LOVE that idea!

    • @Regina-ic2th
      @Regina-ic2th 5 років тому +1

      00000hhhth shiteth

    • @stephenfong1144
      @stephenfong1144 2 роки тому +4

      Lesser Dad really has his moments

    • @PrinceLearStan
      @PrinceLearStan 2 роки тому +1

      @@NameName-lv1ik just wanted to say thank you for making me laugh

  • @boombob3D
    @boombob3D 3 роки тому +11

    2:41 that face that darn face

  • @rxu4057
    @rxu4057 4 роки тому +14

    Dudes: Can You spend a dollar on Patreon~?
    Lancer: No, Bicose *im the bad guy*

  • @FredDoesStuff0423
    @FredDoesStuff0423 5 років тому +266

    Lancer raps?
    Lancer totally deserves to be king instead of Chaos King.

  • @anavalbleusername8702
    @anavalbleusername8702 5 років тому +150

    I like how the boombox says property of lancer nice detail

    • @MBLobster
      @MBLobster 4 роки тому +11

      SIGNED LANCER

    • @piero5648
      @piero5648 4 роки тому +6

      I... I'm kinda scared about the face tbh

    • @mammybates
      @mammybates 2 роки тому

      @@piero5648 PA IN
      "LIFE IS A GAME I LOVE TO PLAY"
      "IM THE VILLAIN IN THIS GAME"

  • @setoalexander
    @setoalexander 2 роки тому +8

    0:50 top 10 rapper eminem was too afraid to diss

  • @aprettyaveragechannel8544
    @aprettyaveragechannel8544 4 роки тому +5

    1:31
    Lancer: don't you know i'm number one
    Stefan Karl:this guy fills me with pride

  • @nataliejacobs3352
    @nataliejacobs3352 5 років тому +275

    Those 183 dislikes are from kings various accounts
    King: "let's see what's on UA-cam toda-"
    *Sees video*
    King: "LANCER WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU..."

    • @anonymousperidot7446
      @anonymousperidot7446 4 роки тому +23

      RK: “He hath decoverdth the internet sire”

    • @finedandys1340
      @finedandys1340 4 роки тому +6

      @@anonymousperidot7446
      K. Round: :0

    • @leanlegs874
      @leanlegs874 4 роки тому +5

      Kris: nothing.

    • @reesewhittington6778
      @reesewhittington6778 2 роки тому +6

      Lancer: I have become handsome, father.

    • @nintendoboy3605
      @nintendoboy3605 2 роки тому +2

      After seeing THAT image of Lancer I don't blame the king for having a reaction like that

  • @evanisthegoat
    @evanisthegoat 5 років тому +80

    Lancer is singing guys in fact hes rapping
    *SUICIDE RATE DROPS TO 0%*

  • @CoolIce78
    @CoolIce78 3 роки тому +5

    1:44. he’s just standing there... *menacingly*

  • @MercuryLuke
    @MercuryLuke 6 місяців тому +3

    When i heard “you can do more evil things” i pictured lance with the most evil grin, an m4, and him entering a school 💀

    • @1xenno449
      @1xenno449 Місяць тому

      He's a darkner, not an American!

  • @syrupwaf
    @syrupwaf 5 років тому +56

    1:32 "Are you done?"
    "Um.. no."
    Lancer is best boye

  • @welavolcanowarrior9410
    @welavolcanowarrior9410 5 років тому +132

    Therapist: Handsome Lancer isn't real, he can't hurt you
    Handsome Lancer: (insert image of Handsome Lancer)

    • @nathanschulte1355
      @nathanschulte1355 4 роки тому +1

      1:03 for reference

    • @robo9031
      @robo9031 4 роки тому +3

      He only needs to simply exist for him to deal major traumatic damage

  • @hellspawnstudios
    @hellspawnstudios 2 роки тому +13

    Lancer is legitimately one of the cutest characters in the game, along with Ralsei.

    • @alienfrograbbitchannelmove4229
      @alienfrograbbitchannelmove4229 2 роки тому +6

      Yes! Too bad he wasn't featured much in Chapter 2. And when he was.....well....

    • @mammybates
      @mammybates 2 роки тому

      @@alienfrograbbitchannelmove4229 lancer has 2nd best character
      IN "SPADES"

  • @downfallmandf9705
    @downfallmandf9705 4 роки тому +3

    " *Eat someone else's birthday* "
    Damn Lancer you twisted freak

  • @LocalMonarch
    @LocalMonarch 5 років тому +373

    Lancer: *stands in their way*
    Susie: are you just standing there?!
    Lancer: no!
    Kris: *patrick voice* he's just standing there.. MENACINGLY

  • @maelstromofchaos2489
    @maelstromofchaos2489 5 років тому +64

    2:30
    Looks like Lancer has been spending too much time with Jevil...

  • @Yogurt4000
    @Yogurt4000 3 роки тому +43

    Susie: Dude are you just standing there
    Lancer: No I’m just standing there... MENACINGLY
    That’s my favorite part

    • @seek5146
      @seek5146 2 роки тому +1

      WEEWOOWEEWOOOWEEEWOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOO

  • @vanniwott
    @vanniwott 3 роки тому +9

    Nothing could ever capture Lancer's character better than this video.

  • @trollegeeldritchlordofhorr4461
    @trollegeeldritchlordofhorr4461 5 років тому +323

    1:07 I am afraid of no man
    But
    That thing scares me

    • @lando42307
      @lando42307 5 років тому +6

      Damit u stole my joke

    • @kimmthepanda8203
      @kimmthepanda8203 4 роки тому +2

      Its scare everyone..... EVERYONE
      I will show it my lil sis one day XD

    • @spurdosparde4438
      @spurdosparde4438 4 роки тому +1

      "I'm the coolest in my family"

    • @judeplays5542
      @judeplays5542 4 роки тому

      So does the wither apparently thats not a diss dont be affended

    • @ematic0054
      @ematic0054 4 роки тому

      But it looks so cool

  • @miaraeparson3301
    @miaraeparson3301 5 років тому +30

    Lancer: Life is a game I love to play
    King and Roulxs: Wait till you get older...

    • @LCSLick-yk3zv
      @LCSLick-yk3zv 5 років тому +5

      Grown up lancer: "turns the world into a game"

    • @miaraeparson3301
      @miaraeparson3301 5 років тому +4

      King: I regret coordinating you...

    • @miaraeparson3301
      @miaraeparson3301 5 років тому +2

      King: AND HOW DID *Y O U* GET OUT!?
      JEVIL, Whispering: The power of chaos

    • @miaraeparson3301
      @miaraeparson3301 5 років тому +2

      Jevil: * Pushes block on button *

    • @galaxyrose4334
      @galaxyrose4334 5 років тому +2

      @Tyl3r G4ming DANGETH*

  • @franciscosalinas232
    @franciscosalinas232 4 роки тому +7

    I dont know what's more scary. Lancers meme face, or that fact that he can rap so god danm good.

  • @mateuszsosnowski5876
    @mateuszsosnowski5876 2 роки тому +6

    This is the definition of "rollercoaster of emotions". Confusion, happiness, FEAR...

  • @sureikashore1626
    @sureikashore1626 5 років тому +169

    Me: papyrus would probbabaly just sing along with his song
    Lancer: da da da da!

    • @dot.dot.9581
      @dot.dot.9581 4 роки тому +2

      Blue Rive da da da da

    • @mattheoriddle-8491
      @mattheoriddle-8491 3 роки тому +4

      Dadada, Dadadadadaaaaa Dadadadadaaaaa
      Da da da da!
      Da da da da da da da da daaaaaaaa!
      "Those.. aren't lyrics.. "
      "Yeah they are"
      "You're just saying da da da over qand over!"
      "Give me a second gosh, lyric writing is really hard!"
      I'm Lancer, prince of spades!
      Tonight I'm gonna have my day-
      Beep beep on the mic on the bike
      Gonna strike, better get out of my way!
      Pedal on till the lightners are gone and then I'm gonna say yay!
      *yay*
      "Um..."
      Oh you sweet fools and clowns
      Tonight you're going down
      Gonna get the goal as I go rolling
      Thorough this empty town!
      Oh don't you know
      In our fountain and your tears-
      Youre gonna Drown!
      Spareee the rodddd and spoillll meeeeeeee~
      I'm the coooolest in my family~
      I'm the villian in the game~
      And your face is kinda lame!~
      In my kingdom you will find nothings ever gonna shine
      Dare you dare my maze of signs?
      "I am losing my mind.."
      Here I go my father's son!
      Don't you know I'm number one?
      "Are you done?"
      "Um.. no."
      Beep beep! Here comes the wheels!
      You like wrestling? I'm a heel!
      You know what I really feel?
      Like we've grown closer today
      You can't stop my evil plan
      Now I'm gonna stand in your way!
      "Dude... are you just standing there?
      "NO! I'm just standing there. MENACINGLY"
      "There are so many more way more evil things you could be doing right now.."
      "Ooh I like the way you think, purple lady!"
      "Why.. I could.."
      "Pause for the music..?"
      Drink straight from the lake!
      3at someone else's birthday cake
      Since I'm the bad guy
      What I want, I take!~~~~
      Maybe I could dig a hole?
      Then dig a bigger hole!
      Don't stop me now, I'm on a roll!!!!!!!
      I'm the riding ace of spades
      Life's a game I love to play!
      Coming up with rhymes is hard..
      Hey, why don't you pick a card?
      This card says: proud member of the Lancer fan club.
      "And I, for one, am so proud to be a fan of you Guys!"
      "Now we're all fans of eachother!"
      Susie
      "Aren't you supposed be the bad guy?"
      "Huh.. maybe deep down we're all just guys."
      "You know what? Thank you so much for helping me come to this philosophical conclusion!"
      Spare the rod and spoil me!
      I'm the coolest in my family!
      I'm the -villian- er regular guy!
      I came up with that rhyme on the fly!
      Im Lancer, prince of spades, tonight I gonna have my day,
      Beep beep here come the wheels!
      You like wrestling? I'm a heel!
      You know what I feel?
      Like we'll see eachother soon and do EVIL!
      "YOU DIDNT EVEN TRY TO RHYME THAT ONE!!!"
      "ILL DO BETTER NEXT TIME!!!!"
      "Aren't you gonna finish the chorus?"
      "NO!"
      "BECAUSE IM EVIL!!!!"
      "I LEARNED NOTHING WHATSOEVER!"

    • @100_Random
      @100_Random 3 роки тому +1

      So true

    • @kurooo-
      @kurooo- 2 роки тому

      DA DA DA DA!

    • @kurooo-
      @kurooo- Рік тому

      @Ralsei NNNNNOPE!

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 років тому +131

    *Its interesting*
    How people imagine Lancer's voice as high and San's voice as low

    • @mollymoonfan5939
      @mollymoonfan5939 5 років тому +25

      tbf listen to the sound bytes of their voices in game, lancers is high, sans is low

    • @hereiamkillme0131
      @hereiamkillme0131 5 років тому +28

      Lancer is a kid, and i can't think of any kid with a naturally deep voice. Plus the sound effects of his text is much higher pitched than Sans

    • @randomclouds4404
      @randomclouds4404 5 років тому +4

      Papyrus's soundbyte doesn't really sound like anything but most imagine him with a high pitched voice.

    • @fallenstar780
      @fallenstar780 5 років тому +2

      @@randomclouds4404
      I imagine it as sort of high tenor, but it's rougher than Sans', who has a really smooth baritone/base tone

    • @mmgmagic
      @mmgmagic 5 років тому +6

      @@randomclouds4404 Papyrus' voice is all based on his personality being like Skeletor. Maybe Lancer's voice was inspired by him acting like a child?

  • @lenz4062
    @lenz4062 4 роки тому +6

    Therpist: don't worry 3D singing handsome lancer isn't real. He can't hurt you.
    3D singing handsome lancer: 1:03

  • @lancer6817
    @lancer6817 5 років тому +4

    this is beauty at its finest
    (SIGNED LANCER)

  • @laylam7979
    @laylam7979 5 років тому +172

    This actually sounds like something a child would write! It’s so cute!!

    • @evelynkanitz5127
      @evelynkanitz5127 5 років тому +3

      Well, Lancer is still a kid.

    • @lancerthebestprinceever6495
      @lancerthebestprinceever6495 5 років тому +13

      Im not a child! Im 9! That means im a big boy

    • @nonchalantce0720
      @nonchalantce0720 5 років тому +1

      He is a child

    • @nonchalantce0720
      @nonchalantce0720 5 років тому +2

      @@lancerthebestprinceever6495 no ya not bruh I'm 11 and already started the cycle ya don't wanna know about so IM a..... WOMEN!!!

    • @lordoftoasters2748
      @lordoftoasters2748 5 років тому +5

      @@nonchalantce0720 dude, lancer just said he's 9, he's a man now, you're just jealous.

  • @GlitchtaleLover
    @GlitchtaleLover 5 років тому +31

    "I'm just standing there...."
    "MENACINGLY!!!"
    Nice spongebob reference!

  • @FanimationStudios-2007
    @FanimationStudios-2007 8 місяців тому +2

    Hee Hee 😄 Lancer's such a goofball in this. This is the most accurate impression of Lancer I've ever had the pleasure of seeing, along with that amazing artwork

  • @natnat-24
    @natnat-24 3 роки тому +4

    2:54 " aren't you supposed to be the *B A D G U Y??* "
    "Huh. Maybe deep down we're all just 'guys'."
    - Philosopholancer

  • @D0NUT3Y
    @D0NUT3Y 5 років тому +26

    He’s Just Standing There...
    MENACINGLY

  • @cdxxlxil9159
    @cdxxlxil9159 5 років тому +79

    I love your new intro and outro. Also....
    *Looks both directions"
    whispers: v.s. susie...

  • @jomz5084
    @jomz5084 3 роки тому +7

    Nobody:
    Jevil: how does he rap like dat.

  • @WTH-xk6kd
    @WTH-xk6kd 2 роки тому +5

    1:04 that chad lancer took me off guard

  • @shoopydoop4443
    @shoopydoop4443 5 років тому +304

    Lancer: "Im The Bad Guy!"
    Billie Eillish: *"Duh"*

    • @mrviolet9508
      @mrviolet9508 4 роки тому +15

      Michael Jackson: Am a Joke to You?

    • @Nmac-
      @Nmac- 4 роки тому +15

      Robbie Rotten: looks like I'm gonna have to teach you how to be villians

    • @user_ne_looser
      @user_ne_looser 4 роки тому +3

      Also Lancer: Da da da da!...

    • @avidagamegerl1081
      @avidagamegerl1081 4 роки тому +2

      Nmac
      WE ARE NUMBER ONE-
      *_Shot_*

    • @May-jf5fl
      @May-jf5fl 4 роки тому +2

      Da da dadada da da dada dadadada da da

  • @vincentgonzalez6115
    @vincentgonzalez6115 5 років тому +73

    Wait was the Lake, Cake, and dig a hole a reference to "I Can't Decide" by the scissor sisters? Cause if so that's amazing-

  • @johnmaliuwelur4213
    @johnmaliuwelur4213 3 роки тому +3

    He's just standing there, MENACINGLY

  • @Idontknowwhattowrite150
    @Idontknowwhattowrite150 3 роки тому +5

    I still love how Toby didn’t take the time to edit lancer’s crash into ralsei

  • @aubreyathame
    @aubreyathame 5 років тому +11

    I love how now I feel like every "___ with lyrics" is the character coming up with it on the spot

  • @wendywheeler2651
    @wendywheeler2651 5 років тому +25

    Me: *living my life and watching Deltarune the Not Musical*
    Lancer: *slowly rises up from behind my couch* DA DA DA DA, DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

    • @nibwhipdragon
      @nibwhipdragon 5 років тому +2

      I have snorted out my milk from this. Thank you for this comment.

    • @wendywheeler2651
      @wendywheeler2651 5 років тому +1

      @@nibwhipdragon You're welcome! :D

  • @lenz4062
    @lenz4062 4 роки тому +3

    2:30
    Lancer: Life's a game I love to play!
    *JEVIL has joined the chat*

  • @randomguy9305
    @randomguy9305 4 роки тому +2

    No, I'm just standing there...
    *MENACINGLY*
    *As a great blue man once said, being a villain is all about PRESENTATION*

  • @scarred-healer1368
    @scarred-healer1368 5 років тому +2319

    Lancer: *singing*
    Kris: *standing there*
    Susie: *questioning everything Lancer is doing*
    Ralsei: *unconscious from that crash*
    EDIT: 1.2k likes? Dang...thanks guys for loving this dumb little comment xD

    • @xrybl45tx12
      @xrybl45tx12 5 років тому +41

      More like ralsei is in a coma

    • @The-Red-Fox-Tail
      @The-Red-Fox-Tail 5 років тому +29

      Kris: *....*

    • @guromarv
      @guromarv 5 років тому +6

      @Luke Fraczek whats with trivago memes?
      They aren't even funny......

    • @leiwoomynati1372
      @leiwoomynati1372 5 років тому +8

      @Luke Fraczek or with question marks. like "good song? yes. Hotel? Trivago."

    • @giratinagamer5624
      @giratinagamer5624 5 років тому +12

      *lancer also kinda dug a hole*

  • @QueenCreeps
    @QueenCreeps 5 років тому +82

    Thank you Slick for my life.

  • @ishipitlikefedex2610
    @ishipitlikefedex2610 4 роки тому +5

    "I learned NOTHING WHATSOEVER!" is a whole mood lmao

  • @zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzm
    @zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzm 2 роки тому +3

    *BARS*

  • @gigga240
    @gigga240 5 років тому +18

    3:12 The Chad of Spades

    • @Blazey2778
      @Blazey2778 Рік тому +5

      You didn’t have to make this comment, but you did, and I love you for it

  • @Monochromagic_Official
    @Monochromagic_Official 5 років тому +33

    Patrick what’s he doing?
    He’s just standing there MENACINGLY

  • @lokievans6680
    @lokievans6680 3 роки тому +5

    Seeing Lancer with a C H I Z E L E D J A W makes me feel unsafe

  • @osakechannel2128
    @osakechannel2128 3 роки тому +6

    "Drink straight from the lake"
    Okay...
    "Eat someone else's birthday cake"
    Thanks Lance, I hate carrot cake anyway.
    "Maybe I could dig a hole"
    ...?
    "Then dig a bigger hole!!!"
    NUUUUUUUU SOMEBODY STOP THAT EVIL BABY

  • @DereC519
    @DereC519 5 років тому +16

    2:17 his train of thought seems to have been derailed

  • @patriziamohr7202
    @patriziamohr7202 5 років тому +40

    HOLY HECK EVERYONE IS BLOWN AWAY SUCH TALENT YOU GO MY CHILD

  • @bacond3953
    @bacond3953 Рік тому +3

    at first I thought Lancer was a joke villain who was there to be funny then he threatens to eat someone else's birthday cake and now I know that he is not to be taken lightly.

  • @around441pipissharingaytac4
    @around441pipissharingaytac4 3 роки тому +7

    "Writing lyrics is hard"
    Also Lancer 2 seconds later: ᓭ╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ ╎ᒲᒷ ᒲ|| ᒲᔑリ, 𝙹⍑ ⍑ᒷꖎꖎ ||ᒷᔑ⍑