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- Опубліковано 18 жов 2024
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Outro music ► Whitewoods - Beachwalk
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BROFIST ...........
Hello mate
Dolan Dark hi
Hi duck
Bardy Ballsac nigga
Hi chap
Hi
Top ten loudest things
10 car horn
9 gun
8 jet engine
7 the sun
6 jojo chiwawas laugh
5 my dad hiting me with the belt
4 the voices
3 whale
2 women
1 pyros outro
True
Thud sound effect
*t h e v o i c e s*
i blame the company that claimed his original outro :(
Ok
I feel as if this is Pyro’s excuse to look at men’s abs
He has a boyfriend already
What a amazing name
@@ikkuhishikawa7982 H-he's gay?
I don’t think he’s gay
@@justcallmejek5019 No,lesbian
The spider man one wasn’t funny, but “I here a bitch” really cot me off guard.
Same
yeah that one was good, glad i'm not the only one
Cot? As in a military bed?
It has a really strong "with great power come great big booty bitches" energy
Ok
wait a minute, this isn't a Belle Delphine video
so am i the only one who's gonna comment to this epic dude
No
yup
This is not petscop 2 either
wait a minute, this isn't a comment demanding/asking for petscop 2
And now Ray Diaz is a Sex Offender!
this is very epic
Crab rave song
*Thud sound effect*
pinRC blep now that’s epic
@@page_pro YES.
Thumbnail composition: muscle dude, emojis, confused lesbian.
correction: Tin Tin
Im the 420 like...
N i c e
@@Chris-cm4wn im the 750 lol
*confused furry
Bruh he's got ps5 in the background 11:34
yea is it really a ps 5?
@@parallax9084 yes, he is a beta tester.
But but... THEY DONT EVEN LOOK REMOTELY THE SAME ok they sorta do but look up ps5 it looks really diff
@@bennytyyyy8810 aaah lord if SAO taught me anything being a beta tester = gigachad status
Yo, could you help me get into the beta? I heard it's great for summer days.
I just bought that hoodie, so now that I paid you, I demand Petscop 2.
Where's petscop 2 u manlet
Here I come
@@cyrowarm4433here I cum*
"dont skip the midrolls" implying you get ads
he does tho
@@tuesday6597 says who? not u lollolllollllll
@@xKushMeOut I do. Got 5 ads
@@xKushMeOut what
@@jeppek1ng i got -1 ad
Funny ray Diaz got arrested today
Yuh
i wonder why
B r a v e n 8 9 bruh you dumb
@@Mr_Peem Tis only joke lad
Matthewm 1802 R/Woooosh.
Pyro: “oh I just love my 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵”
U know the name of the outro song that starts playing after he said that? pls?
@@Josephdadream you mean his original outro?
@@the_numb_skull No not that. I mean the song that actually plays in the end of the video at 12:20
@@Josephdadream no I don’t
It’s one of the generic royalty free songs UA-cam has auto built into its music picker
*cody ko has left the chat*
i was just thinking "didnt cody ko just upload something on insta comedy?"
bro same o looked it up rn lmao
*a decent video idea has left the chat*
wait a minute, this video isnt bullying a child
kids look older these days. Ray is probably like 10-11 yo
Omg Step Bro Wut R U Doing oh Feck off you beat me to it 🤧🤧
How dare you Pyro this is offensive *clap* *CLAP* next *C* *H* *I* *l* *E* *D*
Yes. He is.
@@owenwilkinson6602 *WOW* Owen Wilson hello
You need to be 18 to watch Ray Diaz but not to date him
CMike44 why doesn’t this have top comment
Easy Solution: date him to watch him make his content
CMike44 DAMN
@@turtletown456 it is you dumb
Jerry Teague while I wont argue that I am dumb. I will counter with ur mom gay
12:13 watching Pyro in 2020 be like:
"Aw man, I, I love my merch so-"
*M U S I C*
Whats the name of the music that starts playing right after?
@@Josephdadream whitewoods beachwalk
@@Josephdadream I’m not sure, but isn’t Beachwalk by Whitewoods- that was the old outro song that he used, which he sadly can’t anymore.
Honest to god i thought he was doing that on purpose
"I've had such a glow-up, guys!"
Pyro:
*becomes radioactive*
Haha
Haha
Haha
Haha
bruh momnent sup dude, same pfp.
I walked to the fridge and that's enough exercise for today
13 minutes in :)
Same lol
U tryna be some sort of Justin.Y after you got into YIAY huh?
lolk
cringe
Cody Ko is looking a lot younger!
Is he?!?!?!
yeah seems like it
More Lesbian yes. Younger I think not
Lol
Fares Mason I thought I had already seen this video 😂
Whoever did the subtitles.... I love you.
This is what we get instead of petscop 2
*M E T A V I D E O*
Yeah smh
Ray Deez nuts lol
StreetManTV what is this.. 2016?
gottem
hah
lol gotem
You editing video for that dirty swede??
When you hit 5 million you should do a face reveal...
Maybe it’s James Charles
*perhaps*
Wdum he's Ben Shapiro have u seen him destroy those libtards
@@uncomfortablyoversizedbrea6347 *Perhaps*
@UA-cam let me change my name I’ve waited 2 years r/Twat
UA-cam let me change my name I’ve waited 2 years r/woooooosh
10:32
Look in the background.
My mans got ps5 early
Lol
Nice
@@Epcness-Gaymer lol
@@AntiHero2 why thank you
Not gonna lie, Pyro's merch actually looks really neat
Fat
@@jankentown that's my name, don't wear it out
Fat
How much did he pay you?
Fat
The wii trainer made an instagram account and i didn't hear about it?
Hee yaw
What’s their @ ?
I am the 69th like, keep scrollin
and roblox
*TIME TO STRETCH THOSE MUTHAFUCKIN MUSCLES BOI*
0:26 *IT JUST WORKS!*
Good explanation I found it very helpful for my understanding of king crimson
Eyyyy fellow slightly homosexual jojo fan
He had a King Crimson pfp
Hello fellow gay jojo fan!
10:32 my man got early access to the ps5
Well now he can make his fellow inmates laugh with his “comedy”
Javier Weeb he got out
Wha happen?
King crimson has already skipped the merch plug
It JuSt WoRkS
Time to freeze fugo
kekka dakke da
As in the prog band?
Ray Diaz advises 18+
Yikes
Robbin oh the irony kills me
only big brains get this
18+? More like 1-
That’s not how he liked his women! Ayyyyyye
I want to die.
Theres no way pyro edits his videos, its way too good
4:57
(hears Mass Effect title screen music)
Outstanding move
Me and my Rattata, we are both fit and athletic, so does that mean we can make an Instagram fitness account?
@breste 557 ohnoee
@breste 557 no swearing in my Christian Minecraft server
You should be spornsored by shorts, for they are comfy and easy to wear
yes
Youngster Joey yes
Petscop 2 with belle, I’m just putting this out there
Oh yeah yeah.
"I am so dumb that I can't even tell what day it is"
Me too bro, me too.
I can flex better than them
with those firecrackers you call missiles?
It is so crazy! I comment and everybody recognizes me as the UA-cam Megastar and tells me how much they adore my legacy! Say it, dear KIM
Okay Korean Jesus
@Tom Sid NO! It’s cause he’s the most smartest, most crevar, most physicarry fit. But nobody else seems to rearize it.
because you have half a country
Legend has it that he is still making comedy videos...
*but in prison*
It’s about picking up the soap
Save me from torment
*with niall’s dad*
With pyro's dad
No with his uncle
Honestly I look forward to your videos everyday and love watching them.
Lol jk all I want is petscop 2
Hell yeah. 69th like
The day petscop 2 is made is the day God descends from the heavens
m e t o o
Yeah that guy descends from heaven too
Truth
Mfw finding an old pyro video with the sound still on
Please show pewdiepie how to record with good camera quality
He is pewdiepie
Not even a God could do that
@@fragbomb facts
Good thing he's in jail now!
Oh what did he do
CRAZY MAN WITH SWORD he's dating a 17 year old and she recorded him threatening her and telling her to kill her self
@@BlastingKyogre oh damn thx for the info
@@ToXic_WeaponZ He fot out of jail a couple of days later unfortunately
Error 404 no I’m pretty sure he just made bail.
12:12 Take pyro, remove his shirt and replace merch with pecs and you’ve got ray Diaz
1:27 literally cried laughing XDXDCDCFFafDD
Seriously all the edits you put in your videos are all so funny. Really makes you one of my fav youtuber. I know whenever I choose to watch your videos it will never be boring. You do stand out from the other commentary channels in my opinion.
Are u simping for pyro?
I love the part where Pyro becomes an angry, crimson, italian entity that literally has the abiliity skip 10 seconds into the video.
HOLY MOLY IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?
@@Souppann no shit sherlock
*Diavolo intensifies*
KING CRIMSON!
Bruh
Nice Pyro. I am also subbed to Cody Ko.
It hits different when you watch this with captions
Its amazing
KING CRIMSON HAS NO WEAKNESS
Who's king Crimson (I think I found his one weakness becoming irrelevant)
meme mustard it’s a jojo reference
@@Schmeatzahut oh you mean filthy frank?
meme mustard jojos bizarre adventure*
@@Schmeatzahut what is that some minecraft mod?
DUUDE remember that ray diaz scandal ? like when he was beating the hell out of his gf, and forced her to stay with him in the house and she couldn't leave ? YEAH I LOVE THIS GUY, WHOMAN KITCHEN
UK Cody Ko forgot to upload this the same day
Lmao
For some magical reason Pyro always makes a video 1-2 days after I've seen someone else talk about the same thing
is the so guys we did meme ded?
It’s not a meme, it’s an art form, transformed into the most effective method of bullying
I can’t wait for the Ray Diaz and Raid Shadow Legends collab which will be called Ray Diaz Shadow Legends.
W H E N P E T S C O P 2 U O O V E R J A V E R ?
Ummm ive never went to oover javer
Don't you mean *OWO JAVER*
This comment actually gave me AIDS
@@paninilegs6387 good.
Is he going to play it with Bella?
Hey! This isn’t Cody Ko!
It’s Cody Ko’s ugly younger brother, Cody No
Pyropetscop2notevergettinguploaded
If you put out petscop 2 i'll buy merch.
Pyro will remember that
I will also
Please kill me this is so sad can I get 10 likes
Move on from Petscop 2 its not happening
@@mcsloppymemes That's what they said about the final Doctor Who video, but it eventually got made. Eventually.
Can confirm that heroin is still an issue in Connecticut
Pyrocynical smiling unironically would cause world hunger, thank god he's still soulless after those 250,000 subscribers memes
Pyro's going from uploading once a month to twice a week. I like that.
very
Thats hot
Pyro when will you release a dark souls themed workout video
That would be epic
Boto
When he makes petscop 2
@@alisathestrongone2087 no just leave
Where is my kiss pyro, I spent my life savings on ur merch
Petscop 2 jokes are slowly becoming the bane of my existence
Petscop2.lol
Its just never gonna happen
@@zephyrna6249 Im reporting your comment for hate speach.
You must be a trailer for petscop 2
I bought a Shirt. I'm doing my part!
Karl_Karlsonsen I hope you are not kidding, don't give Pyro false hope
@@Yomika14xyukina44 I'm not kidding I payed 55AU$ for it!
@@TerrorSheepGaming That sounds too wholesome for this channel… For real ?
The Shirt ain't to bad. Unlike most merch where you will never wear it because the logo is to big and un-relatable to almost every human on the planet. A small one like this on the front is wearable in public while also being a signal to other fans that you are superior to them in every way. No wait, I mean you are also a fan.
@@MegaJjuujjuu For real!
6:13 "I'm just gonna do what I do best"
Being a male stripper?
I love his mini dance while talking
This whole comment section is just dedicated to bully pyrocinical, and rightfully so
who is pyrocinical
Well he won’t play Castle Miner Z like I tell him, so what else is there to do?
You made it into the newest video my guy!
@@HateSpeechMKE That's epic
I hate pyrocinical for not wanting to be my girlfriend.
Calling it "Comedy" is an insult to comedy itself
Justin Y. Frick you
THA LEGEND
justin y. should kiss me
Fastest comment in the west
Hi Justin
Wait a minute, what did King Crimson delete? We deserve to know.
nͫiͤcͫeͤ petscop 2
Your mum.
Your grandpa's life support
Lol
world hunger
6:08 i normally try to avoid making fun of appearances but god damn his face looks like a snapchat filter irl
I thought Ray Diaz was in jail for oofing that 14 year old french girl
Don’t forget about him hitting on Loren Gray which isn’t illegal I guess but it’s pretty disgusting.
Cryo Optic 14 year old french girl and shit
Holy fuck. It’s the ghost of 2016!
*12 year old french girl
This isn't Petscop 2
Yo, you have barely any likes rn.
Sometimes I like to close my eyes and pretend I’m watching Petscop 2.
I see you on nearly every video I click on
I like beef, You thief
HAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY
Of course! Being healthy is a form of comedy! How could I have been so blind?
congratulations, you have made at least 1.5 million people partake in a collective sigh
Please dont make a habit of these thumbnails
U don’t exist
@@haraldhansen2761 fake news
Fuck you Denmark.
00:25 i saw the King Crimson meme bois
ua-cam.com/video/1Bix44C1EzY/v-deo.html
Is this how king crimson works?
@@noofzoof STAND NAME: King Crimson
STAND MASTER: Pyro
Niceee
It just works
Oh god, Pyro was right about the new outro music overlapping everything lmao
‘That wasn’t funny’
-Pyrocynical, king of comedy.
Well Pyro is obviously funnier but he did laugh at a CGI cat falling off a wheelchair onto a white pillow at 0.5 km/h
@@GECKOZFTW
Tbf I'm pretty sure that's the pinnacle of comedy.
@@GECKOZFTW That's the highest tier of comedy you can achieve, though.
Pyrocynical: Good comedy... I sleep.
Loud noise... I utterly buckle in laughter.
00:26 we finally did it guys, we made Pyrocynical do a JoJoke
Cucina Memellosa he’s done like 30 others
@@rosinanx 60*
Donut time
Give it a few months and he'll be stopping time before u know it
you have a bit of video in your ad
Wombit 😂😂
@@zhg4485 i cannot tell if you are mocking the one who posted the laughing emojis or me
@@wombit Why not both
『Dawnbreaker』 facts
@@RezeTsarBomba because someone finna lose their fuckin kneecaps if it was both
whoever did the cc for the zeus network part, i love you lol
Okay just gonna take Cody ko video okay
Ikr litterally same title too
First thing I thought
Because if Somebody makes a video earlier than you, you own that topic forever and nobody may use that topic ever again because then they are a copy.
@@btforevilmemories832 yes actually espacially with this much overlap between audiances
@@tysoncraig8085 Where is your proof then?
I'll buy all your merch if you make petscop 2
Oof
@@iago110 *œuf
#nopetscop2nomerch
tigger4665 * eouf
Then in my case , he must have made petscop 50
0:27 damn the video skipped 10 seconds wonder what happened
KORE GA WAGA
K I N G U K U R I M U S O N NO NORYOKU
KEKKA DAKE DA
KEKKA DAKKE DA
what happened here then
DJ L3G3ND KINGU KAHRIMSONNN
i miss old pyro
Wow James Charles is talking about instagram comedy
hyper HEY SISTERS!!!
12:02 you’re just reminding us how much we want petscop 2.
Wait a minute, this isn't Petscop 2
im stuck in the washing machine right now and my step sister wants to get revenge (pls help she has no lube)
Edit: I drink human spinal fluid and i smoke poop
wtf
Are you alive?
@@DocksOfFoxes yes i fell in a 4 day coma and my anal cavity hurts the doctor said that she stuck both fits in my rectum
@@poop-ou3tl Holy shit
@@poop-ou3tl Pathetic
King Crimson erased Petscop 2
It just works.
Oof
*KING CRIMSON NO NORYUKU*
0:26 mfw someone interrupts my everlasting climax
IS THAT A MOTHERFRICKING JOJO REFERENCE?!??!
@@SurfingKyogreNL HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WORK
It’s not ethically made it’s EPICLY MADE
The ferret's probably the best part
Imagine being so shallow that you boil your entire being into just your muscles
pyrocynical, please send me money so i can buy your merch you'll get the money back so it's a win for both of us
Chunky Eyes that’s the joke dumbass
This a joke?
raspberry b I think he got the joke but ok
@@wimyits he clearly didn't but ok
@@raspberryb1664 oh my god! Wow really!? I never knew it was a joke! Its not like it's very obvious and the guy you replied to got the joke! Oh my God! Wow
Why you look like James Charles if he gave up on being gay
And started being a lesbian instead
And started actually fucking being a fucking person
i hope you know i'm stealing this insult
This is a worse insult than it was supposed to be 2months ago
I hope you know that I know your steeling that insult . I hope you know I’m steeling this stolen insult
9:10
Translation: ''our problems after the exams''
in case anyone was wondering
Pyro = King Crimson??? I mean, they both are mad
Even speedwagon thought pyrocynical is king crimson
Well he is the pinnacle of reality
They both just work
@@lolno6975 haha Anthony fantano reference
@@Sean-so4kg it wasn't a reference to Anthony Fantano.
"fat lesbian body shames fit People *NOT CLICKBATE*"
He's not fat he's _t h i c c_
*clickbait*
I understand the joke, he has gotten to thin though :)
Insert *Bruh sound effect #2* every 3.1415 seconds
Haha lol very funny meme
@@Crumbits xd
Ayy lmao
XD LMAO
@@lol_vevo comedy gold
hahah *bruh* aha #sunday #comedy
Aww rip pyro 😓
Hand cream
Bro this video is one of the greatest I’ve seen in some time on this channel , the editing and music was definitely different and added a lot of humour to the video, I’ve been subscribed to this channel since the child bullying days and I’ve always loved your humour.
Although recently I’ve felt like that the commentary hasn’t massively affected me and the constant fortnite jokes kind of shrouded your humour, but these latest videos definitely make me feel like your content is really changing for the better.
Sorry if this is cringey and an out of place comment, but well done on the massive improvement my dude ❤️
beta male
@@magscorch7706 no u
Massive wall of text? dude its 5 lines
egarutemn Shit you right, when i wrote this i was on mobile it looked a lot longer, I’ll change that last bit so its not dumb
@@egarutemn Normally I'd agree, but given that it's a genuine UA-cam comment among the sea of cancer, it probably counts as a lot.