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I love how 90% of this is Dwight and Michael overreacting
Oh you don't even KNOW what overreacting is.
It's about to get all OVERREACTING up in here!!!
Most of the chaos on this show starts for that very reason 😂
I would be shocked if it wasn't
I knew it would be mostly them
I too probably go more feral when overreacting that any other time
I'm surprised creed had so little screen time in this video
I think they are only showing the clips that actually shows the crime being done, Creed's more interesting and probably funny crimes are often done off-screen unfortunately
Wdym Creed would never commit a crime
Creed commits crimes off camera
@@pepperroni6252 William Charles Schneider on the other hand...
Same hahaha
Meredith adding some bull tranquilizer to her "coffee" is such a mood.
No it's not? She's adding something to her drink, nowhere does it say it's a mood
@@scrannerz42 what
Somehow I have watched this episode numerous times and managed to miss this joke every single time 😂
@@scrannerz42 I see someone's never been stuck doing overtime on a Tuesday evening.
@@DokkaChapman its because it is not a mood.
“I am an adult: I don’t have to think or do anything” - the phrase is underrated and deep in a way
Pretty much sums up my relationship with my parents.
It describes the philosophy of every school board in the US.
Reminds me of the quote “I’m an *american* , I don’t ‘have’ to understand ANYTHING.” From Scream Queens.
Just remember, it's just TV., it's not real, and adults actually do know more than dependents.
@@mpj20000 not really
Somehow I still fail to understand how Stanley didn’t die from being impaled when he fell forwards while the tranquilizer was still stuck to the front his body
I think that every time I see that or any other scene like it in movies.
@@bubbahepp5045 me too lol
@GenericName you seriously put a thought I’ve had my mind going crazy for years to rest rn
@GenericName Yeah for real, these things are meant to be somewhat malleable so that, at worst, you have the needle point left in. Otherwise you'd be at risk of killing the animal you tranquilised.
I just commented about this thank you
"Phyllis, you're a married woman" always kills me
The delivery is 10/10
same!! i came here to say that 😂 7:30
fr 😭
“It’s better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally than a stranger on purpose”
The satire of Dwight is amazing. There are so many lines from him that stab right at the heart of so many things.
“Oscar went to his grandmothers funeral in Mexico when he was five. What does this mean to a US law enforcement officer? He’s a potential drug mule.”
“Better to lock up 1,000 innocent men than to let one guilty man go free”
God, I can walk 20 miles in any direction and find at least a few guys that would say more or less those exact lines with a straight face
@@brandywinebridget and that’s insane
@@brandywinebridget The first one has a grim logic to it. I'd rather be accidentally hit by a 2x4 helping my brother with a renovation than some weirdo clubbing me from behind so he can rob me.
@@brandywinebridget If you live in an urban area, you could probably walk 1 mile in any direction and find a thousand people that would be on board with the last one.
@@ExtremeSquared well, yeah - given the population density of urban areas, you could walk a mile in any direction and find a lot of people expressing just about any opinion lol
Big cities are pretty diverse places.
Imagine not including Creed's Halloween murder or the wild west one where he drives off
or when he steals blood from the drive
a *lot* of creed scenes were left out of this video
i'm greatly disappointed
@@eliasswift2921 I think the video would be 20 minutes long
I just wish he'd had more scenes in the show!!
He was freaking hilarious
@@jesse5658 Nah. He's the kind of character you don't overuse. Give them standout moments every so often but not all the time because then it won't be special
“The real crime I think…was the beard.”
Best line in the video 😂😂😂
"The gun is just an accessory for the holster" -Dwight Schrute
That bad weed hemp joke is gold
8:03 the only weapon he has to put his mouth to, he keeps inside of a toilet
"What did you just call him?!"
"A loser!"
"What did you say?!"
"A loser"
"What?!"
"A loser!"
"What was that word?!"
"A loser!"
"Stop making him say it!!"
Lol 😂
It always kills me when the pizza delivery boy calls Michael a loser and Dwight’s keep it going like “what did you just call him? What? What did you say?!” Lmaooo
"Today, smoking is gonna save lives." Might be my favorite line ever written in anything
Iconic.
He has 420 likes NOBODY TOUCH THE LIKE BUTTON
I love how Dwight hides the blowdart, the only weapon that you need to use your mouth for, in the toilet lol
His blowodart doesn't need a mouth. At the beginning he is pressuring it with air.
@@eternalsmiley9181Later in the vid it shows a blowgun in the back of the toilet
@@eternalsmiley9181 8:04
I mean.. it's the toilet tank.
You could drink that water.
@@anthonywozniak7373 The operative word is "toilet."
"Can you just let me out of here before whatever comes next?' lmfao
It shows that Clark/Dwight Jr. has been there long enough to understand how Dwight rolls.
Poor Clark lmao 🤣
So in the finale, the office workers all got to see this “documentary”. That means they all would’ve seen Creeds comments. I think we needed more of a reaction from that
thisss i wanted more reactions from them in the finale 😭😭😂
I was the victim of identity theft and impersonation a few years ago... The police found the perp eating cheetos and crying in bed while some sappy nerdcore music was playing on his laptop... Have to admit I was impressed, dude really went for it.
Very nice self depreciation.
Love this but you need to do a part 2 where Jim and Dwight casually embezzling from the company is included lmao
When?
@@M_SC can’t remember the season off the top of my head (maybe 6 or 7?) but it’s when Jo is still around and Sabre’s put a cap on the amount of money salespeople can make for the year, so Jim and Dwight create a fake employee who gets all of the extra money from their sales 💀
@@Lexsaysss I remember seeing this and thinking “hold up, isn’t that a felony?” And then just acting like it’s fine
@@Drakonix115 same lol
@@Lexsaysss Season 8 Episode 23: Turf War (just thought I'd put it up for anyone curious)
Everytime Merideth rolls onto the windshield kills me!🤣🤣
thankfully it didn't kill her!
7:20 Dwight as usual prepared to kill for the office.
Say what you will about Dwight and his ridiculousness. He will kill for the office and he’s loyal af
I’d like to think Michael just took a drag off a cigarette and assumed it was a joint because the lip ring 😂😂😂
I straight up lost it when Oscar with a straight face said, "the real crime I think... was the beard" 😂😂😂😂omg
Ryan is the only one held accountable for his actions “police” wise 😂
Accountable*
@@CelloMaster2000 Yikes! I must have screwed up the spelling so bad for auto correct to come up with what listed hahaha thanks
Except Creed in the very last episode. lol
"its better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than a stranger on purpose." - Dwight - my hero
Even though I saw this show more times than I care to remember, Creed never fails to make me laugh out loud when he says, "if that's flashing, then lock me up" with that look of boredom on his face. 😂
"No need to be alarmed this is just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at a coworker." -Dwight Schrute
Am I the only person that cringes when people fall onto things impaled in them? The thought of Stanly having three tranqs bury into his body sends shivers down my spine
Same, I had a physical reaction
This just tells me you don't understand how tranquilizer darts work.
@@_kainzow9365 I'm well aware how they work... however they work slow and a person would be able to pull them out before being overcome by the drugs. They are still hypodermic stuck in you
@@moonscar119 yes that are specifically made to break off if fallen on.
Am I the only person who cringes when people think this show is actually funny?
I love how Dwight knows how to do such a variety of tasks.
“He’s that kid that sneaks on my farm and steals my hemp”
“Yea I know that guy, he’s the farmer that grows really crappy weed” 😂😂😂😂 I work in the weed industry and this made me laugh way too hard 😂😂😂
What a hemp?
@@pradumnsharma671 canabis with about none of the THC chemical that make you high. It's farmed for it's fibers.
07:30 Phyllis you're a married woman 😭😭😭
Lol, can we just talk about how Meredith just casually puts the tranquilizer in her coffee? 🤦🏼♂️💀💀
There already is a comment about that. Go join that argument.
6:25 Great Uncle HONK 😂😂😂
michael’s delayed exhale after he hits meredith always cracks me up 🤣 01:46
I like how Creed says “that I swiped from the sheriff’s station”.
just so casually
Anyone ever wonder what happened to those darts after Stanley fell onto them?
I felt alone in obsessing over which way he fell.
That thought never left my mind
I thought about it, and I winced.
Yeoooouch!
It goes into his system
I think that every time someone falls forward with darts in them
Meredith squeezing tranquilizer juice into her coffee after watching it knock Stanley out is underrated.
Basically all I use UA-cam for now is The Office, Parks and Rec, Superstore, and B99 so this channel really helps with that, and it's much appreciated.
the lack of creed moments here is criminal
That's why it's on the list
“I think you’re under thinking it.”
I wanna point something crazy out about the tranquilizer bit. There is so much to unpack in just that one scene, but as a medic, I wanna unpack the implications of what Dwight did.
The drug he used appears to be etorphine based on the vial. Etorphine is a synthetic opioid similar to morphine, except about 8k-15k time more potent than morphine. It’s not used on bulls: it’s used on rhinos and elephants and animals of that size. A dose of 5 mg is often sufficient to fully sedate a grown African Elephant. The average blowdart has enough space for 3 mL of fluid, so if he used a standard vial, which has 2.25 mg per mL. That’s 6.75 mg of etorphine, which is almost 1.5 times (1.35 to be exact) of the dose of etorphine for a ELEPHANT. He hit him with THREE DARTS. That’s 20.25 mg of etorphine. That is wild. Also, for context, the LD50, or the dose that kills 50% of those exposed, in humans for etorphine is 30 MICROgrams. Stanley got 20,250 micrograms. That is 675 times the LETHAL dose of etorphine.
Anyone who can get access to etorphine should know this (my guess is Dwight got access through his farm somehow). That means Dwight knows this would be virtually guaranteed to kill Stanley. That’s 1st degree murder at worst, and voluntary manslaughter at best. Not to mention the possessive of an illegal substance (etorphine is Schedule 1 in the US, same as heroin), or misuse of a controlled substance if he has the Schedule 2 version. Also owning a blowgun is a misdemeanor in PA, but that’s the least of his issues. Not to mention the additional kidnapping and battery (from yeeting him down the stairs) charges.
That whole situation might the the worst act committed on the show.
Also I’m convinced Meredith isn’t human considering she added it to her coffee and lived.
”coffee” knowing merideth it’s prolly straight smirnoff which definitely won’t go well w any opiate
I believe Stanley has more body fat than three grown adult African Elephants. 😂
“If that’s flashing, lock me up.” 😂
It’s funny how often they tell the camera crew about crimes they’ve committed as if this documentary will never air and no one will ever find out.
the one time dwight said "i shot a werewolf, but when i got back to it, it had already transformed into my neighbors dog"
9:42 I always felt bad that Dwight had betrayed his morals for Michael. He looks so defeated.
Nah, Micheal kidnapping the pizza boy was crazy. Even crazier that the whole office proceeded with the party
“If that’s flashing then lock me up” lol
They could just fit in 10 minutes of crime with creed alone😭
Am I the only one who sees the Stanley tranquilizer scene and cringes at the thought of Stanley falling with the needles pointed out?
yup, every time.
I thought I was the only one
Right!
Yes thank you!!
Yes thank you
Angela getting kidnapped for Dwight during her bachelorette party needed to be in this
“The guy was just hanging brain I mean what’s all the fuss?” 😂
2:25 whoever made those pizza boxes fucked up every single one
shout out to one of our viewers, music lover, who came up with the idea for this video!
I was waiting on this one too! thanks to whoever runs this channel for listening to the viewers!
Is he called "Music Lover" or are you referring to him as a music lover?
thabks music lober
@@EvilSnips no problem
I love how they made the pizza kid look similar to Ryan and that seems to be what upset Michael the most after not getting his discount. Another kid who was telling him what the rules are despite whatever Michael thought and that’s what made him put the pizza kid in timeout lol
“Just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at a coworker”
Safety 100
“If that’s flashing then lock me up” hahahaha
I just noticed Ryan jumped behind Kelly when Dwight’s gun went off. 😂
0:11 So for five years, Dwight was holding himself back? Good God!😂😂😂
6:48 Kevin has his priorities straight
I love it when it isnt canned laughter. Even when its a studio audience, they overlay it with fake laughter like friends. I like it, when it up to you to find something funny
1:00 Is it me ? Or everyone feels uncomfortable when Stanley falls face first with those darts in his belly?
yeah i feel you
I feel u
At least he wasn’t shot in the nuts
ERAUGH NOOO
"Phyllis, You are a Married Woman"
I'm crying hahahahaha
In the episode with the pizza boy, I like the scene where Michael realizes that he kidnapped him.
"Why do you have to keep wearing those booby shirts all the time?"
"Thank you!"
“It’s about to get all stupid up in here!” is a personal favorite
4:12 Jim saying an entire sentence worth of information in a single yes.
Michael: “What’s the most inspiring thing I’ve ever said to you?”
Dwight: “‘Don’t be an idiot.’ Changed my life.”
Also Dwight: does the most idiotic things ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ese es el chiste, genio.
So true. I love it sm 😭
“This dosage was meant for a very small bull and Stanley’s got way more body fat than they do.”
“But you gave him 3 shots?”
“Shh!”
😂
Let’s be honest at 00:51 Dwight was trying to kill Stanley that day haha 😂
0:35 “Can you just let me out of here, before whatever comes next?”
Creed not shying away from his Fake ID clients 😂
5:13 - you just watched someone watch youtube on youtube
"Today, Smoking is gonna save lives" is probably one of Dwight's rare badass moments
Rare?
@@fernandaabreu5625 eh true he has some common badass moments
-"but you gave him 3 shots!!!'
-"psssssshhhh"
lmao xd
“IT’S ABOUT TO GET ALL STUPID UP IN HERE!” Killed me😂
Respect to Dwight for somehow firing a single action rev9lver by just pulling the trigger
And firing three darts in quick succession from a single shot tranq gun
The hammer was back
@@foxtwo1584 he pulled out a tranq pistol
Why am I just noticing that Ryan jumped behind Kelly when the gun was shot LOOOL
I love how most of these crimes specifically include Dwight who is a sheriff ironically 😂😂
3:40 baby Jim
Oscar's face at 5:52 gets me every time
lmfao Ryan used kelly as a shield at 7:05 xD
5:43 I love Oscar's confused reaction
Imagine being the pizza guy irl
Hiding a blow dart in a toilet is the most insane way to store a weapon that requires your mouth🤮 7:55
I love how dwight had two traquilisers in his mini pistor ready for short range, apart from the rifle he brought at first
Dwight whipped out that etorphine like he always has it in his trunk just in case lol 😆
lmao dwight was ready to kidnap that kid before micheal even asked
Pretty sure that door at 4:52 opens the other way, which would make those wedges useless. Kinda like in the Big Lebowski when the Dude propped the chair against his door which opened outward. Actually those wedges look too short anyway; the one he hammers in is pretty much flush with the door.
Yes! Dwight should have known better
"I think your underthinking" I love it 🤣
7:40 One problem. It's not a crime to have weapons in the workplace. It may just get you fired.
Wait the pizza guy 2:14 was Artie from Glee
2:00 i will never understand why NO ONE thought to just call the pizza place?? 😭😭
i love how the quallity is like its filmed on a phone, it really shows that you dont need high end equipment to make a good show
They used proper cameras. I think it's that these days phone cameras have gotten so much better which is why you feel like this. Phone cameras back when this show came out were not this good lol.
@@vigilant_1934
yeah didnt take that in accouht, but still if you want to make a good show today, you really dont even need good cameras.
maybe it is youtube compression, but i feel like alot of 2005 ish shows have better quallity then the office. but maybe I am wrong.
Dwight shooting Stanley with a trank gun and Clark asking to leave 🤣🤣🤣🤣
At 8:36 I couldn't help but notice Dwight's nose compared to Michael's. It really is tiny.
1:18 Stanley got Way more body fat that they do
yOU gAvE hiM THree ShoTs 🙁
God I’ve never felt more southern than not understanding why everyone was so freaked out by a holstered weapon
Nothing makes you more of a target than walking around with a holstered weapon
In an office? Where they clearly had reason to be freaked out? Did you totally miss the unintentional discharge? Or are you completely ignoring all context to humble brag or something?
@@turbojon8117 That's just called "improper usage," and in fairness he shouldn't be carrying a weapon he has no idea how to use properly.
That said, if Dwight was a real person, I'd be nervous seeing him holding *any* kind of weapon. XDDD
Mentally unstable bullied worker walks into an office with a gun out of the blue. Yeah that's not concerning at all.
@@turbojon8117 the discharge is a whole different story. I honestly wouldn’t bat an eye at it, it’s a holstered weapon
3:08 gets me everytime 💀