Ill tell you a scary story Imagine sneaking in the kitchen at night you open the fridge get what you want turn around and ya mom is standing behind you with a belt.
1st “my name is Victor”: *Cory criticizes, restarts vid* “I’m 23 years old” *Cory criticizes, restarts vid again* 2nd “my name is Victor” *ad starts* Bruh 😂
cory please take care of your mental health. whatever you’re up to right now, i hope your giving yourself enough time and kindness, as much as you do for others.
9:18 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 *B14! That'll throw him off, he'll be like, "What the freak is going on?!"* I guess Cory won't be someone to get kidnapped at a bus station!😂
“My name is Victor”- Cory: how you gonna start with the fitness graham pacer test? “My name is Victor”- Cory: 33? “My name is Victor”- *Ad* Me: *shuts off xbox*
To be honest the little boy should've got body lol if I was that elf I would've been like "so you want to treat me badly huh, that was your first mistake"
Stalker: *Literally fucking teleports to this man's work location* Me remembering words a wiseman once said: "He better be faster than me, he better be stronger than me"
If you sleep in your house with the curtains up, door unlocked, or lights all on you gotta be luring people into your house to sell on the black market
9:01 Man Described The Stalker In Grey Jeans , Light Blue Jacket . Almost Describes Cory In The Start of The Video.....Cory... Have U Been Up To Somethin?
I’m glad to be apart of this samurai family!❤ Jesus loves all of y’all and we all love you Cory! love to see your videos can’t wait for you to come back 😁
The second animation got interrupted 3 times for me 😂 1st time: Cory talkin about his voice 2nd time: Cory talkin about his age 3rd time: a tik tok ad Love your videos, keep up the good work ✌🏻
a guy who screeches autisticly I get it from a keyboard app which gives me those cool faces and stuff including the Lenny face, that smiley face and more
Cory: "If you sleep with your curtains up, doors unlocked, or windows open I can't trust you." Me: "Oh you bet. I mean I'm probably not even sleeping because of this video and it's already 12:40am. Also, april fools! it's 1:40am! I got you so good."
On the second animation, when the stalker said "you look so peaceful when you sleep" I thought the other dude would reply with "I bet I won't look peaceful when I start throwing hands" and then start chasing him
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"My name is Victor..."
Cory interrupts
"My name is Victor..."
Cory interrupts again
"My name is Victor..."
AD PLAYS
*throws phone*
Exactly what happened to me😂😂
When was this
same same same
same bro
Anger issues you should really go get that checked out
Ill tell you a scary story
Imagine sneaking in the kitchen at night you open the fridge get what you want turn around and ya mom is standing behind you with a belt.
Ha ha
Ill tell you an even scarier story.
My dad came to my house,
I live alone😳
Its not supposed to be scary. People are getting triggered
OMG DX XD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
I will run
Anybody else just binge watch SSS when theres nothing on UA-cam?
Nah I just do it for fun cause I’m to lazy to find my own horror/scary films to watch
Yup
I do when there’s nothing to watch
He's in the fnaf movie
No i binge watch youtube when i run out of sss videos to rewatch
4 years later and cory still saves my day fr
Bible
@@noahcole6856bro is jus saying Bible on like every vid💀
@@noahcole6856corn
fr
@@noahcole6856bible isnt gonna save everyone
kid: "why does no one care about me!" *yeets elf on shelf across the room*
elf on the shelf: "i gotchu fam"
Epic
LMAO
Mr Krabs Is Unfair *stabs sister*
💀
Lol
“How you gonn start with the ‘Fitness Gram Pacer Test’ voice” I’m crying😂😭
😭😭
The fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues
1st “my name is Victor”: *Cory criticizes, restarts vid*
“I’m 23 years old” *Cory criticizes, restarts vid again*
2nd “my name is Victor” *ad starts*
Bruh 😂
Fr bruh lol
Smooth Criminal this light just happens to meh
XD
LOL AN MENARDS COMMERCIAL PLAYED BRUH UM DEAD
Smooth Criminal I konowwww 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️😂😃
6:19 I can't with the "my bad y'all it's the frosted flakes i ate this morning"
The Samurai is my favorite family out there, love all y'all.
Disregard the PFP and name, I sincerely mean this.
Rubber Dong right back at ya.
Aye
I'm dead.💀😭😭
Your pfp and name are great.
Ur a legend and right back at ya bro
“How you gont start with yo the fitness gram pacer test voice” Bro the humor had me cracking.😂
I WAS GETTING WEAK 🤣🤣
I HATE THAT AKEKEKE
I have that on Wednesday 😢
“She’s gotta wash her hands”
Thanks Cory for keeping the food industry safe😆😆😆
Cory is a good man👌
303th like btw
Jwjshjdh
cory please take care of your mental health. whatever you’re up to right now, i hope your giving yourself enough time and kindness, as much as you do for others.
Killer: *sneaks up behind cory* ... *raises knife*
Cory: BLUUUUE 42 SET HIKE!!
Killer: What the hell.....*runs away*
I literally cried at that part of the video
**cory tackles the killer**
Lol I bet he was telling the truth that he would do that😂
Noice
No he goes super San god on the killer
Cory: "Ah- I knew I'd find you here, right on time."
Me: Over a year late. "mHm- iM ToTalLly oN tiMe-"
💖🔪🔫☢⚠☣🔯
konsistint 😎🗿
Yea watching when he is late posting sss 😔
true
@@traybourgeois7558 4rt
Samurai: “Oh Cory just uploaded a sss video. Let me watch that”
Real samurai: *Lets sss videos pile up so you can binge watch them all at once*
Been binge watching all day
Iamakittywithwings literally what I’m doing right now
@@luma1533 same
Why u think I'm here I got them on repeat
Omg thats what i actually dooo!
Cory: “Right on time for Spooky Scary Sunday”
Me: “Only 3 years late”
Me 4 years late
Lol
Only 4 years late
I love you so much
4 years Late 😭😭
9:18 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*B14! That'll throw him off, he'll be like, "What the freak is going on?!"*
I guess Cory won't be someone to get kidnapped at a bus station!😂
“My name is Victor”-
Cory: how you gonna start with the fitness graham pacer test?
“My name is Victor”-
Cory: 33?
“My name is Victor”-
*Ad*
Me: *shuts off xbox*
Ohhhhh okay
OK you 100% copied a guy before you but who really cares
Zaber Rain wait what
God dammit. Now do I gotta delete my comment?
Nugget24 nah you already got the likes comin in bruh
Nugget24 Yes
Cory: "Ah there you are, right on time for Spooky Scary Sunday-!"
Me: "It's a Friday and I am 4 years late-"
Me: Finally going to start on that essay that’s due tomorrow
Cory: Hold my apple juice
@@zebrax9866 no you didn't say the magic word
Sub to me
Get on.
@Sans the Real Skeleton Official since you said the magic word I will
Довге дцеи Как сто
I feel like Cory is a person who makes jokes about being a serial killer.
And then everybody finds out he is one.
Black Sunday let’s try to fight him cuz samari don’t condone serial killers
What do you mean he's the ankle breaker he never jokes
Hennessey Ddddrinkka nope I’ll fight you
Black Sunday ur name is black Sunday means ur an spooky scary Sunday 😎
Black Sunday lmao
Everybody gangster till the gremlin starts doin’ the Harlem shake 😞
This comment is to wholesome for my heart
@@mokezhiyu678 too*
Project Dead Inside lol
@@Sinnergy 😤😔👊
Project Dead Inside only ogs know what the Harlem shake is
THE SIRI PARTTT 😭😭
“He the type of dude that just sit there” absolutely killed Cory 😂
22:18 “Bella from vampire diaries “😂😂😂😂 bruh you got them mixed up but okay 🤷🏻♀️😂
And it's not even her 🤣
22:14 *"Bella from Vampire Diaries"* -
Coryxkenshin, 2019
I thought he said twilight
Bruh 😂😂😂
I dead ass didnt see this comment and commented it myself
Oof
You Mean Twilight. Just correcting you there.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CORYYYYY WE LOVE YIOU AND CANT WAIT UNTIL YOU COME BACK 🎉🎉🎉
Frrr
Cory: “your right on time”
Me: *two and a half years late*
SAMEEE 😂😂
I’m rewatching SSS and I see fellow people
Same lol
Samee
Why don't I see any comment? How can you guys see it?
Cory: Am I making myself clear?
Siri: I couldn’t say 😌
Cory: Are you mocking me?
Siri: HMmmmm 😎
Me: *DEVIANT*
Shut the fuck up
DBH reference aye?
cory says somthing about our dude, are dude
dob
@@larry4419 ??
@@larry4419 for real
cory the typa dude who laughs for 15 minutes before getting the joke out.
cory the typa dude who laughs at his own joke.🤣🤣🤣
62 likes 0 replies DANG .-.
Thats actually me tho
So true 😂😂🤣
That does not make sense you mean after
Right 👍🏿
cory:right on time for spooky scary sunday😊 me: watching this 3 years later👁👄👁
My name is Victo-
*cory pause*
My name is Victo-
*another cory pause*
My name is Victo-
**LEAGUE OF LEGENDS AD
Lol
I got a Toyota ad lol
I’ve seen this comment two other times, but I didn’t get an ad..?
I got Samsung 10s 😁
@@flamangofsdwg1297 that means you're blessed
Bro when he said “hey Siri,” my iPad picked it up some how
Shoot that ipad NOW!!!
XD get the fbi!
What a shame, you don’t listen to scary stuff with headphones.... EXPOSED
Bruh Break its ankle. NOW!!!
Ha same
*talking to the elf*
"i wish you were real"
*throws elf aggressively*
Right😭😂
Ikr
To be honest the little boy should've got body lol if I was that elf I would've been like "so you want to treat me badly huh, that was your first mistake"
@@alainathorne9499 why
@@btterflyz_.7907 cause he threw him on the ground
Like every single time CoryxKenshin makes a video, he always starts it with something like being a Stalker.
3:01 Dang cory you gonna Shove the nutrain bar down my throat didn't give me time to move out the way
Might aswell just eat it then.😐
@isaac huddleston I was but then I looked at him and started shoving it down my throat no homo
"Full homo" 😂
Should have s-s-s-samurai listened.
Should have said no homo first😂😂😂
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul:
Cory: _"He the type of dude that-" _*_wHeEzE_*
Bruh im waiting for him to upload so he can say "and I- oop"
Mae Was here he ain’t gonna upload till 4 months is over 😢
YUP
Cory: Right on time
Me watching this a year later: 👁👄👁
StarzShineGirlz lol
Lol
me eye-
Yeah
Same lol
i love this part you wanna stand behind the trees? huh? just press this 9:02 I could'nt stop laughing lol
Stalker: *Literally fucking teleports to this man's work location*
Me remembering words a wiseman once said: "He better be faster than me, he better be stronger than me"
Elizabeth Family friendly content please
this is a cristian minecraft server
he better not be in a jb song with me
i knew i would find replies about that "fucking" word
HAY NO SWEARING UR SUPPOSE TO SAY FREAKING
The gremlins don’t scare me anymore... all I can see when I look at them is yoda
Imao
😭
E
Lol XD
Repent Jesus Christ is coming soon
Yoooo he said how you gon start off with the fitness gram pacer test I'm dead😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
Amara Foots same 😂
Cory: "Right on time for spooky scary sunday "
me: "yeah yeah not that long only 3 years late!!"
real
Frl
Okay, so we can all confirm that after Cory interrupted Victor twice, we got an ad on the third time.
Some peeps might hav so
Victor interrupted = ad confirmed?
yep me to
Yeah
HOW TF U KNOW lmao
When you didn't get an ad: ruh roh
If you sleep in your house with the curtains up, door unlocked, or lights all on you gotta be luring people into your house to sell on the black market
Bro I don't know nobody who does that.
It's wise to not trust the people that do. Whom don't exist. 'Cause I don't know anybody who does that.
im scared without the lights on
For real? Some people can relate tho.
I know a person who used to be my friend that had his door unlocked because we live in a good neighborhood, while i’m like i am locking every door
Cory:Alright this my last time pausing it
*plays video*
Cory: *casually pauses it again*
LOOK AT HIS MOUTH!
OMG he knows I skip All his Videos
Wait did That happen
The mouth reminds me of this:😗
THe way he reacts to "babe, come over!!!!" at 3:15
He the type of dude that just sits there
*proceeds to laugh...
He the type of dude who just sots there
*proceeds to laugh again...
Yes brawlhalla
Hes so freaking cute
no Brawlhalla, sry man I quit the game
"how you gon start with the fitness gram pacer test voice" 🤣🤣I'm dead
That gave me ptsd
Lmao
“The fitness gram pacer test voice” HAHASH I CANT WIT YOU 😂
Solar Fortnite I read your comment as “hashashash”
TainoNationn nationn HAHAHAHAH
Real talk
The gremlins animation really gave me stranger things vibes because of the retro cafe and the music😮
3:21,”ugh pancakes😡”,😂😂😭🤣❤️
Lol
“My name is victor” Pauses and talks about the pacer test, rewinds it
“My name is victor and i’m 23 years old” More like 33
“My name is Victor” *Ad*
Oh Slytra LMFAOOOOOOO
that same thing happened to me
Oh Slytra coincidence much?
Jewel Playz what?
Exactly man
3:05 *...Kai take the...Kai open ur hand up and Take the nutri-grain bar..Kai TAKE* the Humor already Bro✊😂😂😂
Dion Carter ikr
*KAI TAKE THE HUMOR HAS ALREADY STARTED BRO*
@@echospace7347 ✌😂
Cory:right on time for spooky scary Sunday
Me:watching on a Tuesday
Sister and boyfriend:we about to ruin your whole christmas eve
Elf on the self:I'm going to stop you right there
You made my day
@@somedudewhooofs Thank you :)
Your welcome
That’s a Babysitter
@@EdxCh t.h.e.r.e. s.h.o.u.l.d.n.t. b.e. a. p.e.r.i.o.d w.h.e.r.e. t.h.e.r.e i.s. a. p.e.r.i.o.d.
Full screen? No
Lights off? No
In bed? NO
Hotel? Trivago.
Mannnnn yall scary
...
:")
I gotta be brave. I got no choice
@Pug Players mine is
Full screen? Yes
Lights Off ? No
In Bed? Yes
They probably finished the video then commented
DAMN WHAT A GOOD JOKE MY DUDE
Full screen? No
Lights off? Yes
Daytime? Yes
In bed? Yes
Cory "you're right on time"
me 2 years late ;-;
Can I eate I haven't eaten food since 1867
Lmao that's exactly how I looked
FR
Yes you can eat
LMAO
"He the typa dude to just sit there"
is the funniest thing cory has ever said
"you cant feed them after midnight"
*Its kinda always after midnight*
kfc man I’m legit mind blown now wtf
@@darlingdobrik4204 ur welcomr
No night at 12:00 is midnight so how is it alwaus midnight
@@kashhangel because after midnight is after 12:00am and its always after 12:00am
Exactly, just feed them at midnight on the dot.
Cory would be actually an really good actor.
wath about widowmaker he plays an insane killer very well 😂
Ain't it
It would be “actually a really good actor” not an really good actor
Especially after Yandere.
@@Gavinchang3 It?
9:01 Man Described The Stalker In Grey Jeans , Light Blue Jacket . Almost Describes Cory In The Start of The Video.....Cory... Have U Been Up To Somethin?
Dante Anims lol
ya wtfrick are u doing cory....?
Lol
How u know what he is wearing on his legs
@@Ezi1738 everyone wears grey/black jeans , It's common.
2:25 I swear Cory gon get arrested for these intro's bro😭😭😭😭
Another one.. *Cory, you're keeping me from sleeping, and I'm actually cool with that.*
ReTr0DuDe7007 im actually watching this at night like really
Marcelo cortes same
Then he said something I will never forget...
Want some Swedish Fish?
Wanna sprite cranberry?
liL XAn
“Smacks head on forehead”
-you just got dumbed by Cory
taestea lol
0:06
Cory: right on time for Spooky Scary Sunday, eh
Me: 4 years late
Also me: uhm yeah, im right on time 😊
Cory: you back in time for sss
Me: nah I just saw the simpson on the thumbnail and I just flew here like in the cartoons
OMG WHY IS THAT ME!
Has anyone yet noticed that Cory’s mustache is long, but doesn’t touch the end on his right cheek? 😂
😭😭😭😭frrllll
Umm
So if you don't know What spooky scary Sunday is I'm going to have to go to your front and brake in your house
@@samanthalaframboise9968 Break*
Sleep or SSS
What kind of question is that it’s always SSS
Idk man I like myself my sleep
死神SHINIGAMI why did we even need to ask that question 😐😂
the question is always po-
i mean fortnite
Bubbly god more like I’m calling the popo
Naw. Its sleep m8
I’m glad to be apart of this samurai family!❤ Jesus loves all of y’all and we all love you Cory! love to see your videos can’t wait for you to come back 😁
It took me a minute to realize that you had a hat on😂 I was just thinking you had headphone hair🤦🏾♀️😭
it looks like he photoshopped his hair onto himself
Tania Renee! Omg that’s funny
I didn't even notice
Are you talking about when it leaves a dent in your hair
He says
"Every Sunday"
Me waiting every Sunday*
Come back Cory!
cory is in japan
Twan Deair Really!?
Kahili Mahaulu yeah, why you gotta say it like he’s dead with all them !?!?!?
Twan Deair he left
Not Really )) Maybe, he’s just surprised
Friend: See, cory is cute...he just gotta get a hairline...
Me:*spits out juice and laughs hard*
Keke Harris so true he ain’t been lined up since birth
FACTS
y'all are mean. Cory perfect the way he is, gtfo
@@gojosatoru6644 nobody said he wasn't..thats what my friend said so..
@@gojosatoru6644 chill out its called jokes
Cory:"Right on time for Spooky Scary Sunday"
Me:"Only 4 years late
Why does his hat blend in with his hair ? Jk i love you cory
Diane Valdez lol
Diane Valdez I thought it was his hair before I saw this comment
😂
What he's whereing a hat?
Cory play Fortnite
6:25 *unwinds*
Me: Cory let me watch the dang thing
*unwinds again*
Me:Jesus Christ stop
*ad plays*
Me: FUUUUUU
So true that just happened to me lol
Jayden Davidson lmao me too
Happened to me lmao
Lol same but it was two ads 😫
Oh yeah yeah brother?
Can we just give this man cred. You can see he’s tired but still puts in work for us. Much love Cory ❤️
Cory talking to the people he picked for the video: all the rest of yall samurai, MOVE
me actually moving out from in front of my tablet: k.
*813-kill-a-man*
Me: yeah 911, yessir this man right here.
/woosh
FBI OPEN UP
Haha
@@CuteFlowerMination hasivinia
Send in don't hug me im scared
The second animation got interrupted 3 times for me 😂
1st time: Cory talkin about his voice
2nd time: Cory talkin about his age
3rd time: a tik tok ad
Love your videos, keep up the good work ✌🏻
😑 and the exact thing happened to me too, even the freaking tiktok ad too😒
Same but diff ad
Same except for Tik to ad, I got that ad that starts like this : are u tired of knicking your ball sack...YOW 😂🤣😂 idk y that ad is funny to me
I hate the tik tok
Same
I think Cory finally got caught for kill the family maybe that's why he's gone
Yeah probably
He is back
Yea he is
He is back
He back
Cory: “right on time for sss, huh?”
Me: “always!” *5 years late😂*
Bro this turned to a try not to laugh challenge at 15:29 The dude with his mouth open tho😂 this dude was making himself cry
Ω¤ θΩ€:
Random Light:*Turns on*
Gremlin on Crack:*Seizure Mode!*
I took me sometime to figure out what was those words which is no one
What my fridge sees at 1:23 am when I’m looking for food 24:48
a guy who screeches autisticly I get it from a keyboard app which gives me those cool faces and stuff including the Lenny face, that smiley face and more
a guy who screeches autisticly I’m not sure exactly, I don’t have it anymore so I can’t remember but good luck finding it!
a guy who screeches autisticly btw if you can’t find that app just open up a reply to my comment and copy the smiley face to paste places
a guy who screeches autisticly if you have an I phone, you can change a setting in a keyboard in settings
@a guy who screeches autisticly it should work if u have an android too
Cory: "Right on time for SSS!"
Me: "Only 10,000 years late" "really only 4 years late"
You know people love this series when you have 25k views in the first 5 mins. Keep it up Cory :)
Alarcon sub to me
@@zebrax9866 greedy
Regrets S my guy don’t just pull up saying sub to me you impatient child just let your Chanel grow
“Warm as In the blood that I washed off my hands this morning” -CoryxKenshin 2019
This is everyone who thinks that “sit back relax and grab ya snacks” should be included in the theme song for the sss series
👇🏾
3:41
I’m getting tired of you like beggars
Jhonathan Wright wait did I spell the beggar wrong
When people ask for likes
He’s back
Cory: "You did help after all"
Me: "Who's you? there's only me and I didn't help I watched Two different things"
Cory: I gave you a directive
Siri: I don’t know what you mean by “I gave you a directive”
😂😂
SSS= Spooky Scary "SLICE THAT LIKE BUTTON"
Oh yes Dadi.
So that’s what it stands for
The Dude no.
i sliced, now i need new monitor thanks to that
XxlemonpugXx205 okay like yesterday my guy
Cory: "If you sleep with your curtains up, doors unlocked, or windows open I can't trust you."
Me: "Oh you bet. I mean I'm probably not even sleeping because of this video and it's already 12:40am. Also, april fools! it's 1:40am! I got you so good."
Roxie Broesamle lol
I've been *BAMBOOZLED*
Nah its june from the gold age
And it's also my grandma's birthday
*Im confusion.*
That last story was honestly cool, scary and entertaining
Cory : I broke into this house and well, you know the rest
Everyone : Haha that was just a joke!
Cory : (gone for 6 months)
Everyone : ....
ZepTar - Roblox And GD IT MAKES SENSE
FBI OPEN UP
2 months later
HES BACK
He actually let him out the basement yay 👏
Cory:go grab your snack
me: *eats snack before video starts*
Relatable
HAHAAAA SAME.
literally happened to me too, I ate Doritos before hand.
@@fakebeluga9850 You play among us?
Same I ate pizza and garlic knots before the stories even started
On the second animation, when the stalker said "you look so peaceful when you sleep" I thought the other dude would reply with "I bet I won't look peaceful when I start throwing hands" and then start chasing him
IMAO
He was too much of a wimp to do that.
@@deltak-mk1169 oh like u would
@@deltak-mk1169 99% would be running so fast
I be grabbing my katana.
The first horror film was just a master piece 👁👄👁
🙌
No it was not
@@emeraldrose95 it is 👁👁
@@emeraldrose95second I was just joking I was actually disturbed-
“Hey this is a food establishment!” 😂😂
How did he go from 7.8 mill to 7.1
💕💕💕💕💕
250 likes and only 5 replies?
Holi
Hi I ment