Guys u remember 3 years ago cory almost died from a car crash? Imagine what youtube would be like if cory had passed away. We are all lucky that this man is still here god bless you and your family cory!!!
Cory: I’m going to get a snack, hey maybe u should get a snack too Me: *Goes to my kitchen to get a snack* Also me: *Comes back to my room* Cory: Why are you still here get a snack
@@chaos1628 how old r u nine? That's not how you use the word Boomer it's used to describe an old person who likes "the good old times" and regrets why the times changed and wanted it to stay that way
you are my childhood and I greatly thank u for that cory, my name is conor and I love watching any video ur in. idc if u is takin a poop my boy ill watch it... 🤨 what the freak did I just say. On a real note I have been watching u since I got my first iPad back in 2016 and I haven't missed a video. ily man really you are the goat. #1 samurai. /
Not everything’s about you, it’s not that serious(maybe it is to you) and it’s just my opinion. I should have to change it cause not everything about it.
Cory: **using every last bit of energy he has left yelling at us for not having snacks** Everyone who actually has food: Why do you treat us like we don't exist big fella?
Right? I never understood the "don't hit a woman" stuff. Unless it's a girlfriend or wife because you're supposed to love her, but even then if she's tryna bodie you gotta do something. Edit: As many people are quick to notice, I misunderstood. I saw this comment before the clip so I jumped to conclusions like a moron. Sorry.
“Go ahead and grab ya some snacks and we will meet back up stairs” Me:Im sorry but im running low on supplies so no can do “Why u sitting there go get some snacks we will go up stairs” Me:I got no food bro “Your still standing there..... Get up” Me:I HAVE NO FOOODDDD TO SPARE!!!!
Cory: *Leaves* Samurai: *Gets him to 5 mil while he's gone.* Cory: *Returns.* Also Samurai: *Almost gets him to 6 mil literally in two weeks.* In the words of a great man - "It's one thing to get powered by rage and loss of your friend. It's extraordinary to be empowered by his return."
Bro, he is so insanely close to that 6mil, we gotta get him there ASAP Edit: imagine if he did a Cooking With Kenshin for his 6mil special. Omgomgomgomgomgomg
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The second animation got copyrighted that’s why the animation numbers got shifted over since I had to remove it, maybe I get it in next week!
CoryxKenshin hi
Ok
oof
Hello cory
It's ok Bro 🖤
Coryxkenshin: does literally anything
*everyone liked that*
Fr
He was gone for 9 months. What do you expect?
He's literally a demigod
Except if the action he did is leaving us then it would be
*everyone* *hate* *that*
Facts
“Dude was trying to Netflix and chill went and got himself Netflix and killed” 😂😂
Too true though
Samurai667788 😂😂😂😂😂
Lolll
I thought the same sentence before Cory said it. I proceeded to like the video
I Can't Netflix and chill for im loyal to Trajan of the Roman Empire and Trajan only.
2024 Samurai stand up!!!❤❤
😂😂😂 just waiting for Cory
I’m standing up bruh😂
still waiting... 😭😂
@@venusmorency4803still here waiting for Cory
Yessir
CORY: “I CAN SEE YOU”
ME: IM TAKING A SHI-
CORY: “GET UP”
Lol
I was to
Same lol
same
Lmao
Guys u remember 3 years ago cory almost died from a car crash? Imagine what youtube would be like if cory had passed away. We are all lucky that this man is still here god bless you and your family cory!!!
I would be so sad
I don't remember that
Night Owl Kid maybe it was their time to go to a better place 🥺🙁😔
Dont even talk about it..
Why are you saying this 3 years later?
Ronald: come on in, the water’s just fine
Raven: I can’t swim
😂😂
OMG I REMEMBER THAT XD
Great
😂😂😂
"You look like you have to take a tinkle, go on, take a couple DRIPS", that quote had me laughing HARD 🤣😂
"Dude was trying to Netflix and chill"
"Went and got Netflix and killed"
Mssmith 2004 yes we all heard it mssmith, but your eyes are so beautiful.
😂😂😂😂
His eyes r 🤢🤮
I was ded
@@Lisa.enworththen you shouldn't looked at the comments dont get mad at him it's your fault
Cory’s outro is the only outro I’ll sit through. ‘Tis a certified bop.
His older one is better, it's a shame it didnt last long
Hudboys I dunno, I definitely prefer this one.
And dashies
@@graciek2685 The 'happy hour' one is the best one, to me at least lol
Hudboys Lets agree that all of his outros are amazing.
Ronald: “why didn’t you eat the Big Mac?”
Me: “I dunno, why didn’t you eat the Big Mac?”
I love u for that
take a couple drips
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) He thought U would get hungry while looking at him eat
dinosaur with 1000 subscribers nah but why don’t u take a couple drips
OHHHHHH RONALD JUST GOT ROASTED
That knock at the beggining almost gave me a heart attack
Ikr!?
same
i'm so glad other people heard it, i sit next to a window, and had the shit scared out of me.
@@dieharden Sitting next to a sliding glass door, and i thought i was about to die
Bruh that “Cause my name is Cory Kenshin” be hittin different
classic line
iconic 👌🏾
Who else is very ducking hype because they haven’t seen one of these from him in so long
blossomツ me
Mee
Meeeeee! 😉🤣😂😃
I’m so hyped I got so happy when I saw this notification
Ha, ducking
“If you even a little cute” - CoryxKenshin
Anyone else loves when Cory puts bible versus at the end of each video. ❤🔥❤❤
I love it
bro I memorized almost ALL his verses
Yes
Cory: I’m going to get a snack, hey maybe u should get a snack too
Me: *Goes to my kitchen to get a snack*
Also me: *Comes back to my room*
Cory: Why are you still here get a snack
Alyssa I love sех TΑP ΘN M!Y PHΘTΘ *Get the hell out of here there are kids who watch this channel*
꧁ҲҳƉƐⱮƠŊ ƖƠཞƉҳҲ꧂ 👑
Real
Cory: "go get your snacks"
me: with a whole Pizza Hut pizza and pasta
Sadajah Pike wanna share a slice rq
Sadajah Pike 😂
Lol
holy cow i was eating pizza and pasta xD
Your stack
me: gets a snack. Coryx: Stop sitting and get a snack. Me: i already have one. Coryx: gEt a dIfFeReNt sNaCk tHeN
Fr
Me grabbing every snack Cory suggested 💀
Cory: That was not water
Me: That is not water
Cory: That was not water
Me: That was never water
Me:Thats a sleeping pills in a water.
Me: that will never be water
It was totally sewage water
Keep it at 100 likes
Lets full his comments and likes.
Cory: "Your bow tie is purple"
Lol I cracked up so hard at that part. His hair sticking all up in the air. Thank you Shogun.
Ya 20:31
Lol
"Our bathrooms are really clean."
Cory: *No they're not.*
this needs more likes 👍
AAAAHAHAHAAA-
That’s weird
take some dripsssss
Its easier cleaning the tile!
And if a kid dies kill all the witnesses next!
1:31 Cory -"why you sitting there, go get your snack."
Me- CHAT...
*whispers* come here girl, let me whisper in your ear
Cory: *whispers Japenese*
he said thank you very much i think
lmao
@@scooter9950 yup I was thinking the same since I know that translated in english
@IncredibleBonanza ig duolingo really works
@IncredibleBonanza ive been learning for about 1 year but not recently
Corey is the ONLY PERSON I know on UA-cam that can leave for 1 year in a half and STILL manage to keeps his views up.
Jontron.
Fe4rless
That's what I'm saying lol.
Killshot Yeah him too.
Stephanie Powell the samurai are loyal and honorable 🙏🏽
“You look like you have to take a tinkle. Go on take a couple drips”.
I said drips clearly...but ok
@graphixwolf he said drips lol
@graphixwolf Drips not trips lol
Cory: *tAKe A cOuPLE dRIiips*
Nah I pass my guy-
the ogs who still whatch cory even tho he aint coming back respect
are you sure about that?
"go on, take a couple dripssssss."
WHEN I TELL YALL THIS TOOK ME *OUT* LMFSIDJENF
That was craaazzyyyy
Cory trying to be scary:
Proceeds to wear a smile.
J_ gaming nah fuck you
say no more, we need more positive shit rn
Is Coryx kenshin gay?
Is Coryx kenshin gay?
Is Coryx kenshin gay?
27:26
Cory: "Rookie Move"
*Now I'm not gonna say Cory is experience in "certain photography" but I think he's experienced in "certain photography"*
MrEagle Lmaoo
Ok boomer
That was my first thought exactly 😂😂😂
I was like "wait what?!" when he first said that
@@chaos1628 how old r u nine? That's not how you use the word Boomer it's used to describe an old person who likes "the good old times" and regrets why the times changed and wanted it to stay that way
I love rewatching SSS vids :))
Same
Agreed!
McDonald: You look cute when you eat those fries.
Kids eating fries: What the f-
I know right I wound be like dude back off!!!!!!! CREEP
Omg im dying😂😂
That is true
Who want me to subscribe to channels but if you don’t have a channel I can still subscribe
I did subscribe to your channel
I was eating fries when he said “you look cute eating those fries”
LOL 😂😂😂
I'm eating French fries but haven't got to that part 😂
Lol
XD
Finish them fast 😂😂😂😂 its gonna feel weird eating them once he says it Helen Pecina
Creep: *snaps pic of his junk*
Cory: “& He put his face in it! ROOKIE MOVE!”
Me: “CORY BE SENDING THEM NUDIESSS BOIIII”
DAMN LMAO
Pink Renee DEADASS LOL ME TOO
Liddle Lizy what the fuck 😂😂
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
Lmfaoooo yeoooooooo
i’ve watched every spooky scary Sunday so far
“Why’s his cheeks so firm?” *Coryxkenshin, 2020* time stamp - 5:34
Pause
Pezzy Boi it’s a name of a club I made in a game 😐😑
@@muxshii08 what's with the emoji faces in your reply?
Darren_t idk bro I was feelin them
Btw where is Edward
“A College Horror Story”
I thought college was already a living horror story?
Damn that was str8t heat🔥🔥
Student debt
Highschool is worst lol
TKO Jit y’all be bots
It’s Ryan Diaz 2.0 This man brought bots to hype himself up so we click
Dude was trynna Netflix and chill, got himself Netflix and killed
Besrqq I said it with him 😂
Besrqq it’s corny but funny at the same time.
Bro I thought for the same joke
Why is this not hearted
Besrqq 😂😂😂😂
4:00 “make sure to finish it happy meal, I just felt the beat of sweat role down my butt crac-“ 😂😂😂😂😂 IM DEAD
Cory: "Small youtube tribe"
Also Cory: *Has almost 6 Million Subscribers*
You got the sub before 2021🖖👏👏👏👏
1 sub before 2021? *NO*
1 hour after uploaded and 151K likes*
5.9
Well there are 1.8 billion accounts on UA-cam, which is a LOT more than you think
Cory: "Why ya' sitting there, go get your snacks."
Me: **Holding a sandwich** "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?"
LOOL
Love thissss
I was eating pizza 😂
I had 2 sandwiches and i had it before the video started cause it was lunch time
Make me a sandwich!!!!!😠🔪
“Go on, *take a couple drips”*
*excuse me what the fu-*
I would run so fast......
😂😂😂
Like ew lmao
Like bruh lemme eat mah Big Mac in peace
4:53
you are my childhood and I greatly thank u for that cory, my name is conor and I love watching any video ur in. idc if u is takin a poop my boy ill watch it... 🤨 what the freak did I just say. On a real note I have been watching u since I got my first iPad back in 2016 and I haven't missed a video. ily man really you are the goat. #1 samurai. /
Cory: SSS is back
African Coffin Dancers: _This is where the fun begins_
Novabow John Mivule master skywalker is that you
@@lordakira4946 yes
That's the only funny comment here lmfao
@@lmao9526 lol, glad you liked it
Cory: "Just wanted to Netflix and chill"
Also Cory: "but he got himself Netflix and killed"
He also got her filled and the having a son joke was hilled
@TKO Jit ur song is fire keep working
U mean bodied
@TKO Jit I have another fav. song
great job dude
Cory: "It's snack time people, go ahead and grab ya snacks."
Me: Runs to kitchen with shopping cart.
Lord Voldemort 🤣 that one got me
That is me
swedish fish
Lord Voldemort lol
XD
5:37 WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HIS CHEEKS CORY… 😭
Cory: You still standing there?
Me: Sitting down
Smort
Let me watch
Cory: Why are you still here GET UP and go get some snacks
Me eating boljangles: 👁👄👁
lol
victoria cooke 😂the face
“tAkE a CoUpLe DrIpS”
take a couple dripth
said ronald mcdonaold
I honestly, am thinking... about never going to Mc Donalds EVER
RESPECT THE DRIP KAREN
Lmao
cory;GET YOU SNACKS me; holding my bag of ships; WHAT
Coryxkenshin: “Because if she is even a little cute...”
Me: “Cory... don’t go there Cory!”
*d o n t w o r r y a b o u t i t s w e e t h e a r t*
🤣
I meannnnnnn
Timestamp that
𝓞𝓞𝓞𝓞𝓞𝓞𝓞𝓞𝓗𝓗𝓗𝓗𝓗𝓗𝓗𝓗𝓗𝓗𝓗
"I hate to see you go home hungry"
Said every grandma ever.
That is nice you are a good person
FFFFAAAAACCCCCTTTTTSSSS
Mags Smith
I’m guess your not Hispanic.
* BubBLy BUmBle * not everything is about hispanic / latino people .
Not everything’s about you, it’s not that serious(maybe it is to you) and it’s just my opinion. I should have to change it cause not everything about it.
Haven't we ALL been waiting for this? Like- We all were secretly praying at night for this moment.
Yes
i FRICKIN have
for sho
Cristy _GamesYT I swear all I was saying to myself yesterday was there better be a spooky scary Sunday tomorrow
@@merryweatherguards2319 yaass
I love spooky scary Sunday because it's the only thing that makes me feel better when I know that school/work is tomorrow
Cory: “go on and get some snacks, we’ll meet back upstairs ;)”
* *gets snacks* *
Cory: puts on first video
Me: *INSTANTLY LOSES APPETITE*
I’m scared to keep eating now ..
Same here
Im hungry now😥
Edward Norton
I ate through the whole thing grow up pussy
Cory: "Go ahead grab ya snacks"
Me: *mouth full of swedish fish*
Yes, this is good.
Delicious 😋
Cory: SSS is back!
Me: Well where is Cooking with Kenshin?
Quarantine cooking with Kenshin?
Bake the dead bun body
So your saying He has to cook when he just uploaded a video?
i mean like it’s quarantine he should have the time😂
30:17 hit different in 2024
Everyone: *happy cory's doing another SSS*
Me: WHERE'S MOMO
Alyssa Davis OMG U RIGHT
Maybe Cory finally did the deed and- y'know......PLANTED MOMO.
dead meme
Corys plant momo is probs dead
Crispy Penis ツ NOOOO 😫😫
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Cory: iTs BeEn NiNe MoNtHs
Alexis Prater pregnant woman...?
Ur late.
GxUnderscore r/woooosh
GxUnderscore you didn’t get the joke, so yeah...
GxUnderscore r/wooooooooosh
Cory: **using every last bit of energy he has left yelling at us for not having snacks**
Everyone who actually has food:
Why do you treat us like we don't exist big fella?
Timothy Tree Be being in quarantine too long I’m scared to even go out to get some snacks
Snacc man snacc man yeah that's meeee
Faxxx
I'm eating subway while watching this
Watching these videos now make me cry 😢😢😢😢
"Small little community"
Yeah, #1 On Trending.
lol
Ong 😂😂 he been TRENDING #1 alot
And I’m proud to be apart of it :v
@@ycntwon420 xD true
“You not gon fight her”
Me: He’s literally getting stabbed Cory
Right? I never understood the "don't hit a woman" stuff. Unless it's a girlfriend or wife because you're supposed to love her, but even then if she's tryna bodie you gotta do something.
Edit: As many people are quick to notice, I misunderstood. I saw this comment before the clip so I jumped to conclusions like a moron. Sorry.
John Perry exactly
You got to restrain them at least
Bro thats what cory was saying. Hes wondering why he didn't fight. It was a question.
John Perry are you dumb? He said you not gon fight her as a question smh
Nobody:
Cory: “why is his cheeks so firm?”
Leah M lol
lol
lol
Leah M LOl
🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:30 CORY!!!! had me asking my family if they heard a knock....I had on headphones so it sounded so real
Cory: Why u still standing there stand up and get yo snacks.
Me: *on the toilet* u sure u want me to get up?
I'm also on a toilet
U watching this on the toilet eww!
Sameeeee!!!!
HOLY IM ON THE TOILET ALSO
H E S A I D T O G E T A S N A C K
Cory: go get ur snacks and meet me upstairs
Me: I don’t have an upstairs
@ριɳҽαρρʅҽ Ⴆҽαɾ I don't have either
wElL i DoNt HaVe A hOuSe
@@gilbertruzich1802 O_O
where do u live bro
I was already perpartred
ριɳҽαρρʅҽ Ⴆҽαɾ why?
Now that cory is back, we need to know only one thing now--
Where is Momo
Micky Darlin omg yesss
Yeah what happened to Momo?
MoMo is in paradise
Sam might be with Corys parents
WE WANT TO KNOW
my father figure right here. CORY!!!!! DROP ANOTHER VIDEO!! AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
"Why his cheeks so firm?"
bro why you even lookin down there.....
Idk
Cus he prolly want between Mc's Big Mac 😂
@@angeldust367 😨🤮
@@angeldust367 Angel you are supposed to be clean for charlie
You weren't
The clown: You look cute when you eat those fries now go ahead get a taste of that Big Mac
Me: *eating McDonalds while watching*👁👄👁
How you eatin McDonald’s in quarantine HMMM
Genuine Default you dont?
Genuine Default you can order McDonald’s bruh I eat it at our house cause we order
😂🤣
Genuine Default im eating fast food all the time
Fun fact: This episode was the first time cory watched Meatcanyon's video.
no way
Mhm
@TwistedRap 8910 a friendship he will regret
@@victoriaking8025 Yes Way
Wrong
That knock in the beginning got me asking "Who's there??" it sounded so real
Cory: Why're you sittin' there? Go get your snacks-
Me: *sighs in fasting for Ramadan*
Faniplier I live in Middle East. I am not Muslim but I slowly converting. I tried fasting for one day and it was hard.
SAAAAME BRO AM CRYING
is everyone malay or english im confuse
im malay
lol
Relatable. It's even worse when you wake up late and can't eat suhr
“Why is his cheeks so firm?”
Cory, April 19, 2020
Sz6x 💀
i've seen u somwer els
Cory: Why are his cheeks so firm?
Me: Why is you lookin at his cheeks? YOU GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY CORY!?
Uh oh Cory
No his cheek bones
Mr_FakeFraud 😅😅
I was looking at the same thing i-
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I like watching your spooky scary Sunday
I was eating a French Fry as he said “you look cute eating those fries” 😭. I almost put the whole plate away, it’s too late for this 🤣.
I was eating mc Donald’s and I got sacred because I was eating a Big Mac
there is a whole thunderstorm outside and its shaking my house as we speak
@@user-lj3er5xn6g maybe its Ronald in ur attic
That HAPPENED TO ME TOO
Bruh same I was so sacred that I ate I’m Big Mac hella fast I thought he was going to pop out of I’m restroom if I don’t eat I’m Big Mac
Tonight: Outside your window
Normal people: Freak this I'm calling the cops
Me: I've already got everything set up for Cory's visit
you already know i got the swedish fish for old saint -nick- cory
Cory: “ why you sitting there?”
Me: running to get snacks
Queen Kate me trying to find the snacks that aren’t there
JudoSHRKY _A Felt this so badly that it hurt-
me already having butterfingers ✌️
1:53 “you still standing there”
The person watching with no legs:🥲
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Mio commericals: *tAkE A CoUplE dRiPs~*
Squirt hhehehe
@@NmberSevnty lol😂😂😂
oH My OoFs
172 liKeS-
Sadika Williams BAHAHAHA
DUDE REALLY MADE ME GO GET A SNACK ON THE THIRD “I can see you”
LMAO XD
Yeah on me too 😁😁
Wow almost got me.
Me too lol
" You look cute when you eat those fries."
Me: *getting creeped out because i'm actually eating fries*
Same
Why tho he called you cute
@@nin1094 faxs homie
*yikes-*
Scawy
nice Alter shirt you got there Cory 😊😊
"I just felt a bead of sweat roll down my butt crack."
Coryxkenshin-2020
SpeedeadlinYT hahah😅😂🤣
😂😂
LOL
“Go ahead and grab ya some snacks and we will meet back up stairs”
Me:Im sorry but im running low on supplies so no can do
“Why u sitting there go get some snacks we will go up stairs”
Me:I got no food bro
“Your still standing there..... Get up”
Me:I HAVE NO FOOODDDD TO SPARE!!!!
iconik81 im pOOOPINGGG
Lmao
image it in Cory voice
Mr.Nice Guy hope y’all be okay
alright longbeachgriffy
Cory: *Go get your snacks*
Me: Has 3 packs of ramen noodle, poptarts and orange juice
Except the ramen noodles that would be the best
Nightmare Freddy YT nobody asked
Yea this guy gets gets it
I know that's right! Hahaha
Josh Jaqua i did
"He tried to Netflix and chill but he got Netflix and killed" cracked me up lol
Cory: *Leaves*
Samurai: *Gets him to 5 mil while he's gone.*
Cory: *Returns.*
Also Samurai: *Almost gets him to 6 mil literally in two weeks.*
In the words of a great man - "It's one thing to get powered by rage and loss of your friend. It's extraordinary to be empowered by his return."
Oooh your pfp's wet hair 1999 Hisoka!
"A college horror story"
.
.
.
Something 2020 wont have.
😔
Clearly you havent seen my exam grades!
:( cmon man
“Why are his Cheeks so firm” Cory 2020
I read this as he said that
Same
Your spooky day of Sunday video's Coryxkenshin are pretty awesome my guy
Bro, he is so insanely close to that 6mil, we gotta get him there ASAP
Edit: imagine if he did a Cooking With Kenshin for his 6mil special. Omgomgomgomgomgomg
Ur right
Yes true
YEEEESSSS
Yeah mannnn
Hell yeah
*I'm not even joking, I was eating Mcdonalds fries when Ronald McDonald said "You look cute when you eat those fries" WHAT THE HECCCKKKK*
Omg
Looking like a double-wide surprise, goooooddddddddddddaaaaammmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnn
@@Guy628 fr
🤷♀️
Remington_L I was eating dairy Queen fries 😭😭
If he doesn’t treat me like Ronald McDonald, I don’t want him
*TAKE A COUPE DRIPSSSSSS*
I thought that was gonna end differently you know like...
*cough , inappropriate stuff...cough*
Ronald: *gets all close in yo ear* *take a couple of drips
[Demi-God]??? AAaAaaAa
LMAO XD RTYHVCXDTYUKMNBVCFGH
BRO BY THE WAY WE LOVE YOUR VIDEOS