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  • Grated coconut may not be everybody's cup of tea, but there is no denying that this candy is an absolute classic. In this episode, Claire Saffitz attempts to make a gourmet version of Almond Joys, that almond, coconut and chocolate Halloween staple.
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  • @hli5457
    @hli5457 5 років тому +2666

    2:01 oh she seems pretty confident
    *Sees video length*
    Oh Clair, you poor girl

    • @DinoQuintana
      @DinoQuintana 5 років тому +39

      OMG This is exactly what I did! Is this the longest Gourmet Makes so far? lol

    • @swamykanuri4004
      @swamykanuri4004 5 років тому +44

      Poor Claire, always made to temper chocolate...

    • @mikejohnstonbob935
      @mikejohnstonbob935 5 років тому +25

      maybe it's like endgame...
      she kills it in the first 5 minutes

    • @cfilipow
      @cfilipow 5 років тому +2

      MY EXACT THOUGHTS

    • @drdrdrk
      @drdrdrk 5 років тому +13

      I checked the video length beforehand and was waiting for her to say “I’m confident”

  • @MissAllie97
    @MissAllie97 5 років тому +16539

    This is turning into a The Office/Parks and Rec kind of show, but like a culinary version... There's character development, running gags, funny dialogue, witty editing, a lot of comedy in a working environment. I love this so much lol.

    • @amelie3265
      @amelie3265 5 років тому +235

      Lucy Garza me too! It’s giving me The Office vibes and I’m here for it!!

    • @forcetengal2451
      @forcetengal2451 5 років тому +194

      You articulated exactly what my brain was brewin up at the end of this episode. So right. Claire is Pam, Brad is Dwight, Chris is Ryan, and that's all I have right now, lol.

    • @EDoyl
      @EDoyl 5 років тому +440

      Tempered chocolate arc is really getting good.

    • @blueaquos
      @blueaquos 5 років тому +10

      Lucy Garza I KNOW!!! I love it!!

    • @JagannathandPrema
      @JagannathandPrema 5 років тому +190

      @@forcetengal2451 I agree that Claire is Pam but I think Brad is more like Jim since they have a little bit of a "would-they-wont-they" type vibe. Chris is Dwight for sure, something about how particular he is.

  • @litapd311
    @litapd311 4 роки тому +2589

    "Chris, now is not a good time"
    "F*ck chocolate man"
    Chris always knows what to say!

  • @Kievlar
    @Kievlar 4 роки тому +1660

    Rhoda is so underrated. She’s like Alfred to Batman.

    • @Jogjosmowwdkfs
      @Jogjosmowwdkfs 4 роки тому +30

      Kim AndGetMe so what you’re saying is: Claire Saffiz is Batman?

    • @Kievlar
      @Kievlar 4 роки тому +24

      @@Jogjosmowwdkfs that's a possibility. She's got tricks in her sleeve all the time! :)

    • @hellishtimber
      @hellishtimber 4 роки тому +2

      ya her and claire kiss :0

    • @blahblah9036
      @blahblah9036 4 роки тому +8

      "do you know why we temper, master Wayne? It's so we can set back up!"

    • @sarahwonders4469
      @sarahwonders4469 4 роки тому +4

      I love Mother Goose Rhoda

  • @kevinsmithjoseph
    @kevinsmithjoseph 5 років тому +2371

    everytime claire begins an episode by saying "This shouldn't be that difficult" I look at the length of the video.

    • @carlinpadgett2796
      @carlinpadgett2796 5 років тому +52

      Me: sees its 30 minutes long, WEEEEELLLL guess whos not gonna do homework

    • @tamarajordan1985
      @tamarajordan1985 5 років тому +6

      LEGIT! Every time! 😂

    • @priscillelikum2742
      @priscillelikum2742 5 років тому +24

      Right?! Before I even clicked on the video, I saw that it was 30 minutes long and said "Ohhh, she some troubles with this one."

    • @nello6303
      @nello6303 5 років тому +1

      the arrogance always gets her game off,

    • @FromMosestoKoufax
      @FromMosestoKoufax 5 років тому +6

      I don't even wait until she says it, just straight to the length of the video every time. 31 minutes? Ooh, I'm going to need some popcorn for this one

  • @antoniodelcid4381
    @antoniodelcid4381 5 років тому +1301

    28:24 "I've been saving this half for you" said Claire to Chris, presenting the Gourmet Almond Joy on the tip of a large kitchen knife

    • @thecrazychikz3
      @thecrazychikz3 5 років тому +17

      Antonio Del Cid I was about to make this exact comment 😂😂 i died laughing.

    • @Ihadnofirst
      @Ihadnofirst 5 років тому +3

      I noticed that too LOL

    • @bronvlogs619
      @bronvlogs619 5 років тому +2

      😂

    • @liotie
      @liotie 5 років тому +31

      "Remember when you wanted be to temper chocolate for Reese cups ? CAUSE I DIDNT FORGET"

    • @mamylany1819
      @mamylany1819 5 років тому +4

      *whispers* better not say it's anything but perfect...

  • @alexhornewer8396
    @alexhornewer8396 4 роки тому +4253

    “I noticed the depressions”
    Yeah so did my therapist

    • @rocarajol7964
      @rocarajol7964 4 роки тому +85

      i wasn't sure if carla was talking about the almondjoy, or claire's reactions to chocolate tempering at that point

    • @ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa
      @ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa 4 роки тому +19

      Alex Hornewer I read this comment before getting to that part, and when I finally did get to that part, I remembered this comment and couldn’t stop laughing for a good minute. Thank you.

    • @rice-water3897
      @rice-water3897 4 роки тому +7

      27:46 btw

    • @tcmtv001
      @tcmtv001 4 роки тому +3

      Oooooooooof
      Same though....

    • @Vampmariez
      @Vampmariez 4 роки тому +3

      Me thinking the whole time it was an impression 😭

  • @bennettw859
    @bennettw859 4 роки тому +1958

    "we? no we don't make anything, you've made that very clear." im dying

    • @Hoid.
      @Hoid. 4 роки тому +33

      haha same, Im surprised nobody else jumped on that in the comments

    • @Gorgoj
      @Gorgoj 4 роки тому

      Im dying too!

    • @mitesh8utube
      @mitesh8utube 4 роки тому +2

      What was that all about? I didn't get it!

    • @Thelesser.bb_k
      @Thelesser.bb_k 4 роки тому +1

      🤭

    • @mackinshizzaveli4202
      @mackinshizzaveli4202 4 роки тому +15

      Brad likes Claire but she doesn’t like him back

  • @maxheadroom7992
    @maxheadroom7992 5 років тому +572

    I love how Claire offers the final product to Chris on the knife as to imply "If you say something bad about it, I'll cut you."

    • @sierra3866
      @sierra3866 5 років тому +2

      You made me laugh out loud 😂😂😂

    • @phelyan
      @phelyan 5 років тому +12

      Also, strategically end-on, presenting the almond and distracting from the top coat.

    • @andrezibner9444
      @andrezibner9444 5 років тому +1

      LMFAOOOO

    • @Ynot563
      @Ynot563 5 років тому +7

      F*ck chocolate, man.

    • @ashsingh2597
      @ashsingh2597 5 років тому +2

      She's like "don't even"

  • @jennamarie1812
    @jennamarie1812 5 років тому +480

    I love how quietly chaotic the test kitchen is
    like there is literal fire in the background and nobody acknowledges it like that's just normal

    • @breeblack8003
      @breeblack8003 5 років тому +7

      ItsPrettyDeep we love a chaotic neural energy

    • @jennamarie1812
      @jennamarie1812 5 років тому

      @@breeblack8003 literally

  • @crissycrossgaming
    @crissycrossgaming 4 роки тому +1370

    Claire: Brad where are you?
    editors note: *birds chirping fUriOuSLy*
    Brad: Uh I went to the store
    😂😂😂 I love them

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 4 роки тому +26

      He def. Went to the park to smoke some.... "Medicine" lmao

  • @vaelkayrius4980
    @vaelkayrius4980 4 роки тому +1698

    "I saved this one for you" Claire says as she's holding it on the longest knife in the test kitchen 😂😂😂

    • @yellowllama1176
      @yellowllama1176 4 роки тому +91

      It was like, "Don't you dare say anything about the stripes!"

    • @LucasInCPT
      @LucasInCPT 4 роки тому +3

      I hope this comment stays at 666 likes forever

    • @timestamp698
      @timestamp698 4 роки тому +6

      28:24

    • @baileyelizabeth8029
      @baileyelizabeth8029 4 роки тому +1

      Orange Man Good I'm late but it's at 999 rn 😬

  • @geolex4560
    @geolex4560 5 років тому +2043

    "as brad says, this is a test kitchen" *slowly zooms in on fire in background*

    • @dremorakynval1269
      @dremorakynval1269 5 років тому +2

      Do you have a timestamp for that?

    • @bookworms77
      @bookworms77 5 років тому +10

      @@dremorakynval1269 10:15

    • @tamarajordan1985
      @tamarajordan1985 5 років тому +30

      It’s like that meme of the dog in the hat saying everything is fine while surrounded by fire lol.

    • @Neverlie520
      @Neverlie520 5 років тому +2

      @@dremorakynval1269 10:15

    • @mellohikay
      @mellohikay 4 роки тому +6

      Dremora Kynval 10:25

  • @MinaF99
    @MinaF99 5 років тому +5583

    Watching BA. is like watching a workplace sitcom but in real life

    • @incic3489
      @incic3489 5 років тому +36

      exactly my thoughts!

    • @kirdot2011
      @kirdot2011 5 років тому +34

      yes, but what I wanna know is what`s wrong with her old dentist?!

    • @carlossolis1
      @carlossolis1 5 років тому +88

      It's the office, but in a kitchen!

    • @Jessicanana89
      @Jessicanana89 5 років тому +44

      *office theme plays*

    • @brythonderoos6562
      @brythonderoos6562 5 років тому +3

      carlos solis its the kitchen than replace office with kitchen

  • @Allurade
    @Allurade 4 роки тому +782

    Me: "Is there something on fire in the background?" *camera zooms in on burning stove*

  • @runikvarze6191
    @runikvarze6191 4 роки тому +1844

    The almond is double toasted because the first toast dehydrates and crisps it. But the second toast softens the fibers and releases natural sweetness from those bonds. It makes the almond more brittle, rather than crispy.
    Also, carnauba wax was one of the ingredients. It could be that they used the wax to prevent the fat bloom in the chocolate. A very thin misting of it over the coconut would likely suffice and under a surface coating of chocolate and contrasted against the color of coconut, it would be nearly imperceptible.

    • @valnikaidoh8335
      @valnikaidoh8335 4 роки тому +141

      This is such a good, informative reply!

    • @partlyironic
      @partlyironic 4 роки тому +8

      Amazing idea

    • @Flashynista
      @Flashynista 4 роки тому +44

      I thought for sure after the chocolate issues she would say, "Oh that's why the almonds are double toasted."

    • @machinaeZER0
      @machinaeZER0 4 роки тому +6

      This guy Joys

    • @SkazkiPeredSnom
      @SkazkiPeredSnom 4 роки тому +3

      Thank you!

  • @waireads2712
    @waireads2712 5 років тому +3193

    The thing is I can definitely see Brad walking into a pharmacy with a bird on his shoulder

    • @erinann5970
      @erinann5970 4 роки тому +47

      waiohwai_x honestly not convinced he didn’t

    • @jesusisthetruth4497
      @jesusisthetruth4497 4 роки тому +7

      waiohwai_x true xd I’d be kinda scared but idk why and what did I just say oof okay :)

    • @pinkrainclouds2190
      @pinkrainclouds2190 4 роки тому +21

      My mom met my dad at a beach with his parrot on his shoulder while playing the guitar. I swear to God. Lol.

    • @MrShivshank
      @MrShivshank 4 роки тому +7

      i think he went to the park to smoke pot.

  • @yassershireify
    @yassershireify 5 років тому +3242

    Is it even Gourmet Makes if Claire’s not ill.

    • @lydiaford6200
      @lydiaford6200 5 років тому +41

      Y. S. I know 😂 Poor thing. They must have filmed all these in the winter

    • @hafshahl249
      @hafshahl249 5 років тому +25

      *gormay

    • @herbertgieeesela7294
      @herbertgieeesela7294 5 років тому +13

      @@hafshahl249 pls tell me you're kidding

    • @knedy
      @knedy 5 років тому +6

      *She's not ill, she's eccentric!*

    • @yeehawrounduptheseherefurr5903
      @yeehawrounduptheseherefurr5903 5 років тому +19

      @@herbertgieeesela7294 reference to 29:12. so yes, they are kidding (watch 👏 the 👏 video)

  • @camcabral6621
    @camcabral6621 4 роки тому +316

    “Are you at the ferry”
    “We don’t need to worry about that”

  • @zahriarussell5574
    @zahriarussell5574 4 роки тому +593

    Chris: *says nothing*
    Claire: “Chris not a good time”
    😂😂

  • @Richieripp7
    @Richieripp7 5 років тому +727

    Casually zooms in on the mini kitchen fire.
    Also adding in the quote "Brad is stinking up the kitchen with sauerkraut." and (BIRDS CHIRP FURIOUSLY) omfg. This episode is gold.

    • @abhirupsengupta
      @abhirupsengupta 5 років тому +2

      It feels like an episode of Office.😂

  • @daantat
    @daantat 5 років тому +2014

    "it doesn't seem that hard" - Said by Claire every video... and then proceeds with a breakdown

    • @payamabbasi3555
      @payamabbasi3555 5 років тому +9

      It's kinda inappropriate but that's what she said

    • @abi-kg2fn
      @abi-kg2fn 5 років тому +6

      Lyonoreo also proceeds with a “it’s a couple of days later...”

  • @clairerobinson9523
    @clairerobinson9523 4 роки тому +595

    there are so many funny moments in this video that i cant concentrate on the actual candy (the slow-mo zoom on fire, revealing brad's secret, brad's bird, "i've been saving this half for you", and so much more)

    • @lolz8157
      @lolz8157 4 роки тому +9

      Claire Robinson time stamps

    • @mellohikay
      @mellohikay 4 роки тому +6

      Lol Z 10:25 for the fire

    • @mellohikay
      @mellohikay 4 роки тому +7

      Lol Z 28:25 for the huge knife pointed at chris with a half almond joy on the top

  • @CKOD
    @CKOD 4 роки тому +243

    "I noticed the depressions" Claire:'Oh.. you meant in the candy, yeah.'

  • @artmeme9417
    @artmeme9417 5 років тому +2662

    this is my new favourite sitcom. Chris is growing on me a ton.

    • @gregthorne4292
      @gregthorne4292 5 років тому +210

      I like the guy they got to play Brad.

    • @brendongriffin1470
      @brendongriffin1470 5 років тому +114

      Really enjoying his character arc.

    • @Rafaela-lt2pg
      @Rafaela-lt2pg 5 років тому +40

      I think it's because Claire speaks so well of him

    • @octopusonmyback
      @octopusonmyback 5 років тому +48

      Yeah, Claire is killing it with this series; fun to watch her overcome failure and expertly use the particular talents of the people around her. I've also become a big fan of Chris. Delany is also cool, wish hey did more Alex eats all, but without the time limit; can't be good for the man's health to gorge like that! And you would think the time limit also impacts the competition: the slice of pizza he has first on an empty stomach would seem to have an advantage over the 23rd slice in 36 hours.

    • @TheMeredith84
      @TheMeredith84 5 років тому +20

      It truly is a “joy” ... lol

  • @goodb1027
    @goodb1027 5 років тому +6192

    Why doesn't Claire just make a video about learning how to temper chocolate with a chocolatier? 😂😂 Would solve a lot of future problems.

    • @Anna564280abcd
      @Anna564280abcd 5 років тому +403

      Brandon Good SEND HER TO SWITZERLAND

    • @DM-sr6ng
      @DM-sr6ng 5 років тому +113

      BECAUSE ENTERTAINMENT

    • @scandisnowgirl3696
      @scandisnowgirl3696 5 років тому +183

      @@Anna564280abcd Belgium dude, Belgium

    • @alhurstchiomemc
      @alhurstchiomemc 5 років тому +86

      If they are in new York she should go learn to temper chocolate with @Herculescandies

    • @lowlypieceofdata7542
      @lowlypieceofdata7542 5 років тому +28

      PROMOTE THIS COMMENT!!!

  • @nissin3922
    @nissin3922 4 роки тому +431

    13:13
    *smashes coconut*
    _laughs nervously_
    Claire: everything's fine.

  • @CorySimpsonArt
    @CorySimpsonArt 4 роки тому +142

    “Br....Brad. Are you sure you’re busy?” She’s so sweet

  • @DanANDLizWEDDING
    @DanANDLizWEDDING 5 років тому +465

    Brad cutting work to mysteriously feed birds is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

  • @kevinschultz6091
    @kevinschultz6091 5 років тому +950

    And thus we learn why "chocolatier" is a specialty in candy-making.

    • @LUNAASMR1
      @LUNAASMR1 5 років тому

      🍫🍫

    • @Mr_Stanley888
      @Mr_Stanley888 5 років тому +8

      I only did my certificate 3 in pastry. It's pretty bloody easy to temper chocolate.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 5 років тому +3

      They have it every season of The Great British Bake Off. Everybody manages it. In season 3 the tent was hotter than tempered chocolate should be and they managed it.
      Besides, it's her arch-enemy.

    • @pixartist8190
      @pixartist8190 5 років тому +3

      @@Mr_Stanley888 I'm not even a chef and it took me just two tries to get it perfect

    • @Mr_Stanley888
      @Mr_Stanley888 5 років тому +2

      @@recoil53 I worked in 60C+ kitchens and still managed to get it done.

  • @sarahweldon8189
    @sarahweldon8189 4 роки тому +138

    "The anger is motivating me"
    Claire that's called spite

  • @crepycrawnlys7514
    @crepycrawnlys7514 4 роки тому +121

    Brad: “I love almond joys!”
    Also Brad: “I never liked how wet the coconut was.”

  • @amanidiotdo
    @amanidiotdo 5 років тому +1061

    The visual of sick Brad feeding birds like that lady in Home Alone..

  • @keith2306
    @keith2306 5 років тому +1487

    Brad: "this one seems easy"
    me: *checks video length

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 5 років тому +47

      Every time Claire says "this should be easy" or "we're just going to . . . " I know we have a long way to go.

    • @ridthedragon928
      @ridthedragon928 5 років тому +4

      Me: oh I don't think so

    • @brielovestea3501
      @brielovestea3501 5 років тому +2

      lol ikr, thats what I always do when she thinks its gonna be easy

    • @g.l.9944
      @g.l.9944 5 років тому +1

      Cut to throw back of other candy epis with piano music

    • @michellesade1703
      @michellesade1703 5 років тому

      hahaha - I did exactly the same thing

  • @tpullen8882
    @tpullen8882 4 роки тому +268

    Brad’s at the pharmacy with a bird on his shoulder

  • @BitchPudding
    @BitchPudding 4 роки тому +114

    I feel like the fact that Claire gave Chris his chocolate on a large knife was a bit of a threat 😂 basically saying "I'm not in the mood for your critisizim"

  • @theKashConnoisseur
    @theKashConnoisseur 5 років тому +446

    So by "sick", Brad actually meant "going fishing". Smaaaaart man.

    • @Slash687
      @Slash687 5 років тому +1

      Hes going noodling

  • @andrewmartinez6985
    @andrewmartinez6985 5 років тому +1619

    Claire and Chris should do a video dedicated to how to temper chocolate

    • @justinmathew2744
      @justinmathew2744 5 років тому +14

      Chris did a guide in their ASMR video :)

    • @adampickard9880
      @adampickard9880 5 років тому +1

      +

    • @matotry
      @matotry 5 років тому

      Yes!

    • @Redbeardblondie
      @Redbeardblondie 5 років тому +18

      Claire and Brad should do a video of all the different ways to temper chocolate...
      While Chris watches on in horror.

    • @FromMosestoKoufax
      @FromMosestoKoufax 5 років тому +8

      @KooMoo We don't want to learn how to temper chocolate. We want to see Claire and Chris temper chocolate. They're not the same thing

  • @rachelgunn1997
    @rachelgunn1997 4 роки тому +359

    Editor 1: What are we filming today?
    Editor 2: Almond Joy
    Editor 1: Great, we just need 500 Almond Joy's for the first 45 seconds or so.

  • @Alex-pq2fv
    @Alex-pq2fv 4 роки тому +60

    16:09 Claire: "Chris is never wrong"
    Claire in every other video "Pfff no Chris is wrong we don't need to temper the chocolate"

  • @frigginjerk
    @frigginjerk 5 років тому +5758

    28:50 Claire is mad at chocolate? That's no good. Wouldn't want to [takes off glasses] lose your temper.

    • @justatinyhalfling
      @justatinyhalfling 5 років тому +48

      OMG

    • @ereristark425
      @ereristark425 5 років тому +44

      Lmao this comment deserves more attention 😭😂👏👏👏

    • @Michelleiscul
      @Michelleiscul 5 років тому +21

      YES!!! Hahaha. Love it! Slapped my bed several times, lmao

    • @penngheeney
      @penngheeney 5 років тому +6

      Yessss

    • @jennadeagle5394
      @jennadeagle5394 4 роки тому +40

      this joke and comment is legen-dairy

  • @johnathanm6231
    @johnathanm6231 5 років тому +1314

    Claire: *tempers chocolate*
    Chris: *peeks around the corner*

  • @potatobutt769
    @potatobutt769 4 роки тому +116

    Brad is a mysterious enigma of a human being and I am inspired by him.

  • @cheyannebroxson7718
    @cheyannebroxson7718 4 роки тому +200

    Ok so let me just say is that bag of coconut throw was so satisfying 11:05

    • @EllekeX
      @EllekeX 4 роки тому +6

      I literally watched that part 10 times

    • @calvintuano557
      @calvintuano557 4 роки тому +3

      @@EllekeX oh yeah? ive watched it 11 times, beat that. lol

  • @yassershireify
    @yassershireify 5 років тому +745

    Claire: “I’ve done it several times, I feel comfortable with that process”
    *Shows Montage of her failing to make Tempered chocolate*

  • @hedysf
    @hedysf 5 років тому +832

    "this is a test kitchen"
    * *a fire starts in the backrgound* *

    • @_Myrhl
      @_Myrhl 5 років тому +2

      Hedysf when was this?

    • @DrDremur
      @DrDremur 5 років тому +5

      Darien Zheng 10:24

  • @fijuster
    @fijuster 4 роки тому +88

    Chris: but did you temper the chocolate???
    Also chris: ffff chocolate, man
    Character development

  • @KidPlays42
    @KidPlays42 4 роки тому +813

    Claire: This doesn't seem hard
    Video is 31 minutes long

    • @bambi7563
      @bambi7563 4 роки тому +19

      KidPlays42 I take it you haven't seen her 40+min videos? Lol this is actually a pretty good/not too long amount of time for her

    • @imaybeanidiotbut9338
      @imaybeanidiotbut9338 3 роки тому +4

      Also more of the video is clips of her goofing off with other test kitchen guys than most of the other videos... almost like they had to fill it to make it long enough.

  • @jacobkhu-oldacc.4491
    @jacobkhu-oldacc.4491 5 років тому +995

    You guys gotta make some "You gotta temper the chocolate" and "the dough can smell fear" merch.
    I'm all in for this.

    • @TheDaylightSociety
      @TheDaylightSociety 5 років тому +8

      Or shirts that say: “The Chocolate’s Gotta Temper” 😉

    • @monicaperalto4227
      @monicaperalto4227 5 років тому +13

      I'll take the "F*ck chocolate, man." shirt

  • @c412b
    @c412b 5 років тому +5089

    Claire: I'm gonna temper some chocolate
    Me: oh no
    Claire: I've done it several times, I feel more comfortable with that process
    Me: *sees video's length"
    Me: oh no

    • @aldunamesaretaken
      @aldunamesaretaken 5 років тому +21

      So when the title calls hers 'pastry chef' is it more like "Pastry chef"..surely she should be well acquainted with tempering chocolate if she is?

    • @miguelcereceres169
      @miguelcereceres169 5 років тому +129

      aldunamesaretaken Claire’s specialty is not as a chocolatier

    • @beaurass572
      @beaurass572 5 років тому +1

      Meeeeeeeee

    • @yishao219
      @yishao219 5 років тому

      C B same

    • @hamandcheese3042
      @hamandcheese3042 5 років тому +3

      I had the same reaction when I saw the video length

  • @west4coast77
    @west4coast77 4 роки тому +59

    "They look good - especially if you scan over them really quickly and cross your eyes a little bit." Too funny! ...Admire your discipline to fix what needs fixing and start again - all with skill and a great sense of humour. Well done!

  • @naomiyokoi9248
    @naomiyokoi9248 4 роки тому +31

    14:20 Claire saying brad sound like a sister talking to her brother

  • @Stevetheepictrooper
    @Stevetheepictrooper 5 років тому +10469

    Claire: *exists*
    Tempered chocolate: I'm about to end this woman's whole career

    • @dayleo
      @dayleo 5 років тому +13

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @asqwert2121
      @asqwert2121 5 років тому +18

      What career?

    • @joses.m.43
      @joses.m.43 5 років тому +1

      @@asqwert2121 😅😅😅

    • @miriamgarcia-pj4sw
      @miriamgarcia-pj4sw 5 років тому +100

      Claire is james and tempered chocolate is Tati

    • @goddamnslippers
      @goddamnslippers 5 років тому +35

      @@asqwert2121 the career she is showcasing in this video, you dip

  • @lianedeliz6489
    @lianedeliz6489 5 років тому +985

    I'm not from the USA, have never heard about this (and several other candies she's done) but i'm HERE for Claire anyday of the week

    • @annieprins3625
      @annieprins3625 5 років тому +27

      Me too I literally have no idea what these are but I still want to see her make them😂

    • @ocarinaDP
      @ocarinaDP 5 років тому +4

      Consider buying some off of Amazon, at least to try. I prefer the Mounds though haha

    • @sofaismeee17
      @sofaismeee17 5 років тому +1

      It’s really good

    • @sofaismeee17
      @sofaismeee17 5 років тому +1

      It’s almonds chocolate and what I want to say is coconut oil

    • @killzmeded
      @killzmeded 5 років тому +12

      Isn’t it basically like bounty with an almond on top or no?

  • @TehLAXXGaming
    @TehLAXXGaming 4 роки тому +74

    The exchange between Claire and Chris was so funny for some reason. "Claire: I didn't give up, it did its job. The problem is it's to small
    Chris: Fair enough" and that slow-zoom on the fire was so good too

  • @ikonora
    @ikonora 4 роки тому +81

    I laugh so much when Claire and Brad are together that I end up tearing up a bit. Loveeeeee this channel so much!

  • @thebarbiediaries
    @thebarbiediaries 5 років тому +224

    i lost it when the editor zoomed in on the fire no one cared about at 10:24

  • @CEOAmaterasu3907
    @CEOAmaterasu3907 5 років тому +1229

    Claire: “I feel more comfortable with this process [tempering chocolate]”
    Editor: *cuts to montage or Claire struggling with tempered chocolate*

    • @hyperjj1682
      @hyperjj1682 5 років тому

      when was this? i remember hearing it when i wasnt paying attention but cant find it😭😭😭

  • @user-wb9bu9gg9f
    @user-wb9bu9gg9f 4 роки тому +37

    "I noticed the depressions"
    Carla basically subtweeting the entirety of Gourmet Makes lmao

  • @annalisatacchi9477
    @annalisatacchi9477 4 роки тому +78

    Claire, can you please make a gourmet Toblerone bar?

  • @ObedCEsquivel
    @ObedCEsquivel 5 років тому +1787

    The relationship of Claire and tempered chocolate reminds me of simplynailogical's Cristine attempting watermarbel.

  • @JllVickey
    @JllVickey 5 років тому +902

    “Well why does these look so good”
    Claire: those are the original 😭😭
    My chest 💀😂😂

  • @adyorabear
    @adyorabear 4 роки тому +82

    *tempered chocolate is mentioned*
    me: oh this is gonna be good

  • @8080fm
    @8080fm 4 роки тому +5

    11:03 There has never been a more effortlessly perfect throw captured on video

  • @Littlestraincloud
    @Littlestraincloud 5 років тому +698

    Carla: [notices the streaking]
    Claire: [visibly flinches]

  • @rainemi8089
    @rainemi8089 5 років тому +2068

    Claire: Ok were gonna wrap this up tomorrow.
    Progress bar: Am I a joke to you?

    • @andieluke1366
      @andieluke1366 5 років тому +13

      This is made me laugh way louder than it should hahahhaha...

    • @belindahodesigns
      @belindahodesigns 5 років тому +8

      That's SOOOOOO funny, exactly what I did as well as soon as Claire said those words. Moved my mouse to bar and lel'd

  • @user-iv9qd1ux3b
    @user-iv9qd1ux3b 3 роки тому +13

    Poor Black Noir

  • @jshen5377
    @jshen5377 4 роки тому +15

    28:24 made me laugh so hard! Claire’s just holding a HUGE knife at Chris with a tiny piece of chocolate and saying I’ve been saving this half for you. I’m dead😂

  • @TheAki13
    @TheAki13 5 років тому +428

    Special episode where claire goes to a chocolatier and learns about tempering chocolate.

    • @MissesMoonsValley
      @MissesMoonsValley 5 років тому +9

      For the love of all that’s holy please

    • @BeautifulStrangeMyst
      @BeautifulStrangeMyst 5 років тому +1

      YES!!!!

    • @BeautifulStrangeMyst
      @BeautifulStrangeMyst 5 років тому +9

      And don't tell chris beforehand and then surprise him with something out of chocolate that's so shiny he can see himself in it! :D

    • @reefsami8010
      @reefsami8010 5 років тому +2

      okay this comment maybe the best ever in the history of youtube!!! I actually need this video! I NEED IT. PLEASE BA TEST KITHEN THIS IS A PRIORITY

  • @sour_peckanmix
    @sour_peckanmix 5 років тому +326

    Claire: Chris, not a good time.
    Chris: 👁 👁

  • @StephanieAlbers
    @StephanieAlbers 4 роки тому +22

    "Dehydrate coconut in a low oven and then moisten slightly with unsweetened coconut milk." 😂

  • @tushojostristes
    @tushojostristes 4 роки тому +164

    When Claire said the anger is motivating me
    I felt her
    Lol she is such a baddie

  • @atm1821
    @atm1821 5 років тому +680

    Claire: Should be easy
    Me: *Sees that video is 31 minutes*
    Me: 😂

    • @fanOmry
      @fanOmry 5 років тому +2

      Well, she got to the Chocolate at 16:22 Which is after the Middle.
      So she had way more than enough of a Headache beside the Chocolate.
      ...
      Am I the Only who was happier at Brads Mold joke?
      Edit: Actually she Started at 19:48 because Brad apparently is on his hormonal time of the month. You don't bleed, rarely cramped, but you can be a bit depressed and AHolely.
      Most people don't know this.
      If a guy wants to make sure.
      Keep a diary every day for a year.
      After a year, read back. If the Days where your depressed/Sick/ crampy seem to be on a semi regular monthly basis.. you found your Cycle.

    • @atm1821
      @atm1821 5 років тому +3

      fanOmry Yeah that’s true, I also loved that joke haha

    • @fanOmry
      @fanOmry 5 років тому

      @@atm1821
      Thank you.
      My Cycle is depression. BTW.

  • @chandlerpham2567
    @chandlerpham2567 5 років тому +1139

    No one:
    Brad: Leaves because he’s “sick,” but actually goes to a bird sanctuary

    • @xDedBatteriesx
      @xDedBatteriesx 5 років тому +93

      Claire:"did u get on the ferry??"
      Brad:"...don't worry about that.."

    • @SuperPancake06
      @SuperPancake06 5 років тому +10

      Getting that fish antibiotics.

    • @jordanai
      @jordanai 5 років тому +2

      classic brad

    • @donutlover7728
      @donutlover7728 5 років тому +1

      Omg your likes are 666 your comment is haunted so you’re right
      coNsPIraCY TheORiEs

  • @Enoxix.
    @Enoxix. 4 роки тому +40

    The tempered chocolate thing makes me laugh every time!

  • @devilrv89
    @devilrv89 4 роки тому +21

    Claire has that mom energy.
    Love her to bits 🥰🥰🥰

  • @HannaAK
    @HannaAK 5 років тому +153

    The chocolate is tempered but before enrobing, you needed to take the chocolate out of the bag and into a bowl and mix throughly so the fats and cocoa solids can be well combined because without mixing, the solids sink and the fats rise hence the streaking. Agitating the bag is not enough.

    • @msabolijoshi
      @msabolijoshi 5 років тому

      Great observation, probably why the streaks occurred!

  • @jasonepi3186
    @jasonepi3186 5 років тому +763

    "f--k chocolate, man" - Chris Morocco, 2019
    edit: 26:18

    • @bovts12
      @bovts12 5 років тому +11

      23:30 "SO MUCH BLOOM"

    • @myrad9253
      @myrad9253 5 років тому

      Jason Lee when

  • @23daretobelieve
    @23daretobelieve 4 роки тому +38

    Brad totally resembles a golden retriever

  • @samson11105
    @samson11105 5 років тому +108

    Brad: HVAC tin knockers
    Me: Brad knows I exist

    • @samson11105
      @samson11105 4 роки тому +3

      @@stonecake313 HVAC technician/installer

    • @Whoknows688
      @Whoknows688 4 роки тому +1

      Is that a regional term? I've never heard that before (I live in the South)

    • @samson11105
      @samson11105 4 роки тому +1

      @@Whoknows688 yeah. Over on the west coast we're just called sheet metal guys. I'm guessing that's an east coast thing.

  • @karmabl0ws
    @karmabl0ws 5 років тому +1055

    Clair - "can you help me make a mold?"
    Brad - "can we grow it in my fermentation chamber?"
    Clair - "no"
    Brad - "it's a mold joke"
    I died 😂

    • @RCKid
      @RCKid 5 років тому +48

      At first I did't find it funny, but it grew on me.

    • @C_Bat
      @C_Bat 5 років тому +3

      You guys, surely realise yourselves as a connoisseur of fungis and are fungis yourselves. Cannibalism much?

  • @lemoon4521
    @lemoon4521 5 років тому +523

    Love how Claire handed Chris the gourmet "Almond Joy" to Chris on a knife LMAO

    • @bgttgb100
      @bgttgb100 5 років тому

      its funny and i think its because shes sick probably

    • @iesika7387
      @iesika7387 5 років тому +3

      She kept him at a distance from her disco joys (and knifepoint)

  • @sky-nt8dn
    @sky-nt8dn 4 роки тому +40

    Claire: *Holding a knife with a gourmet almond joy on the tip* "I've been saving this half for you
    Chris: *Walks towards the almond joy intrigued like it's NOT STABBED IN A KNIFE POINTED TOWARDS HIM* "coool"

  • @alanblackwell1803
    @alanblackwell1803 3 роки тому +3

    Chris taking the final product off the tip of Claire's knife at the end is quintessential Claire/Chris, and it's what I live for.

  • @jac2754
    @jac2754 5 років тому +1163

    “F**k chocolate”
    Chris is such a bro, love him

    • @belindahodesigns
      @belindahodesigns 5 років тому +50

      He know's just what to say at the right time. Except in Reese's episode

    • @NuhanHidayat
      @NuhanHidayat 5 років тому +7

      He's a soft bro 😁

    • @LLWW
      @LLWW 5 років тому +2

      It twas the best part of the video

    • @RexusKing
      @RexusKing 5 років тому +4

      The way Claire being frustrated about the chocolate hurts me and made my eyes watered up, and that encouragement from Chris is awesome!!!

  • @xymoerixy7856
    @xymoerixy7856 5 років тому +1306

    *Claire is frustratedly stroking unset chocolate*
    Dan: "I know you don't wanna talk about it."
    Claire: "I don't wanna talk about it."
    Dan: "But I think we should talk about it."
    Claire: "I don't think we should talk about it."
    Dan: "Claire."
    Claire: "What do you want to talk about, Dan?" *still frustratedly stroking unset chocolate*
    This had me laughing so hard!

    • @nehrin.shajith
      @nehrin.shajith 5 років тому +2

      I read your comment and watched the whole video just to see the part that you wrote

    • @nehrin.shajith
      @nehrin.shajith 5 років тому +5

      21:00 finally watched it

  • @jasminerollins3086
    @jasminerollins3086 4 роки тому +109

    do something that's not sugary for awhile, like gourmet fast food, or gourmet comfort food

    • @fflaill
      @fflaill 4 роки тому +5

      I heard they were gonna make gourmet hot pockets!

    • @shaymazakraoui8688
      @shaymazakraoui8688 4 роки тому

      That sounds like a great idea!!!

    • @ashlieneevel9671
      @ashlieneevel9671 3 роки тому +2

      I could go for some gourmet big Macs and chicken nuggets

  • @paca1513
    @paca1513 4 роки тому +15

    *God I just love Chris.* He's my favorite person on the BA kitchen.

  • @flammablewater1755
    @flammablewater1755 5 років тому +1183

    Brad: IT'S TOP SECRET
    Claire: It's sauerkraut.

  • @marthareis5873
    @marthareis5873 5 років тому +1162

    "I've been saving this half for you."
    Points large knife at Chris with gourmet treat spiked on the end.

  • @youngmasterzhi
    @youngmasterzhi 3 роки тому +14

    1.6K people who disliked this video are Black Noir fans

  • @partlyironic
    @partlyironic 4 роки тому +2

    Also - Chris is just soooo lovely. He has always been SO supportive of Claire and I love how he is sort of the arbiter of taste in the test kitchen.

  • @aryhalstead9693
    @aryhalstead9693 5 років тому +433

    10:24 she was straight up "I dont get paid to fix that" lmao

  • @iheartme191
    @iheartme191 5 років тому +116

    The way Claire walked up to Brad was soo cute, like a 5 year old who wants something lol. I love their relationship.

  • @gabrielybarra3667
    @gabrielybarra3667 4 роки тому +7

    Claire: Chris is never wrong
    Reece’s Claire: ya know what? I don’t need to temper chocolate, Chris is wrong...

  • @mammamathews
    @mammamathews 4 роки тому +3

    Whenever Brad and Claire are together on camera two things happen, Brad gets bossed around and I can’t stop watching. I love it.

  • @topherm365
    @topherm365 5 років тому +603

    Chris out there somewhere: *Claire needs to temper that chocolate.*

    • @lydiaford6200
      @lydiaford6200 5 років тому

      Topher M I was thinking the same thing 😂

  • @sunny-wk4gj
    @sunny-wk4gj 5 років тому +402

    claire: *holding out the gourmet almond joy with a knife*
    chris: *not threatened at all*

  • @msrheamorgan
    @msrheamorgan 4 роки тому +4

    Every time Claire seems confident and comfortable about making something, you know you're in for a ride.

  • @jaderatliff179
    @jaderatliff179 5 років тому +10

    Chris is always just the best friend haha helpful and understanding 😄👏