Christina - why do you need drinks to talk with me on a first date?... what are you an alcoholic? Also Christina - don't like eating in front of strangers, would rather do drinks on a first date Lmao
Christina: "If you're ordering shots on the first date I'm gonna think you're an alcoholic" Also Christina: "So my first date with lebron, we go to a wine bar"
It may sound silly but I picturemini golf then after going to the farmers market and pick up ingredients to cook a meal. It's still eating yeah. But have some wine after
No joke thats always my go to for a first date. There is 2 different mini golf places near me to go too( one indoors, other out) so i never have to worry about the weather and nearby there is a solid Tex Mex place to eat that has awesome Margaritas. Perfect plan
I swear mini-golf is the best thing to do for a first date. Back in high school this really sweet boy asked me out and we did two rounds of mini- golf (well we call it putt putting but I think that’s a Midwest term lol) then afterwards we got ice cream together.....fast forward to now we’re still best friends and engaged 🥰 Sadly the place we went to is now closed but we still reminisce about it because it was one of the best dates of all time!
One of the most awkward things about a first date is when the other person refuses to talk. They just answer your questions with 1 word and then there's awkward silence. And then you gotta really struggle to keep the conversation somewhat going for 25 minutes until the ordeal is over.
i remember when i was young i was into a girl and i took her to a fast food joint, cool, she grabbed the complimentary news paper to read while we were there, that was a pretty clear sign of what she was after
8:26 Here you can see just how much she loves Tom, she's speaking honestly and the thought that she couldn't date him now (given how much she likes him) just shows that nothing could come between them. Pretty cool
I once had a blind date and I got the great idea of getting plastered before she arrived. It was awesome because I never cared about what her name was and I had a great time.
If the resterant doesn't have an overly amount of ceiling fans an all built by the owner himself, it will not be good enough for my Julia. She doesnt know it yet bit i have found the perfect place for her. It will be great she'll never expect it
As a bartender at a casual upscale bistro, I see so many awkward uncomfortable first dates it’s amazing…. One girl was clearly dating online because she would come in every weekend with a different guy for another first date. She was beautiful too she looked like Fiona Apple. There was also this guy who arrived early to the bar for his date and asked me to pretend to serve him martinis but to actually just shake up some water and put it in a martini glass with olives, because he wanted his date to drink but he wanted to remain sober. So creepy
Christina: Don’t get shots on your first date. Also Christina: I’d rather do drinks than eat. Christina: I hate eating on a first date. Also Christina: To wifey Lebron, we’d go to a fancy restaurant.
4:00 - lol I do that. Only difference is I have a shot before I meet them. Just that shot of social lubricant. Not a fan of beer and sipping wine doesn't help. 1-2 shots just for the first 25-30 minutes of meeting someone is fantastic. Just to get out of your own head. Then there's a rapport developed so you don't need it anymore
“If you order shots on the first date I’m going to think you’re an alcoholic.” I don’t drink shots, so I’m safe! I only drink a 5th of scotch, poured two fingers at a time into a proper tumbler, every night at dinner. No shots for me! 😬
Wait she literally said if someone wants to start of with shots they are a alcholic but then says im never hungry on a first date i just rather order drinks.....kinda a hypocrite there
"I can't now I'm all into you man" such a cute relationship
I'd pay good money to get a fly-on-the-wall recording of Tom and Christina role playing....shit must be absolutely hilarious
Funny you should mention shit because Tom is totally into ass-play.
Tom “ I want Lebron to nail my wife “ Segura
Hell yeah. Extra maxi 3 points
Basketball, right?
Bryson "I frequent the Joe Rogan comments" Schumam.
didn't he die recently? plane crash?
@@snickle1980 cringe as fuck.
"Otherwise you're going to soak through your panties and slide off the chair" I'm dying
"You're gonna leave a snail trail." Jeeeeeeezus. I laughed so hard I didn't make a noise.
Toms been 40 for like 3 years now
"Ive been 40 for like 27 years"
You left out the 2 in front of that 3
😅😅😅
Toms been 40 since he was 20
Makes sense, you're 40 when you're 39, you're 40 when you're 40 and you're 40 when you're 41
Nobody:
Christine: "Here's the deal, man..."
I literally saw this comment at the exact time she said that no fucking bullshit
@@QuinlanVoss. yo same wtf
Same wtf
"A snail trail" lmfao
Bro hahahaha that shit got me
Christina - why do you need drinks to talk with me on a first date?... what are you an alcoholic?
Also Christina - don't like eating in front of strangers, would rather do drinks on a first date
Lmao
You guys should watch The Undateables(UK). It's about people with disabilities trying to date. It's so sweet and uncomfortable sometimes.
Most underrated show ever
The autism one is beautiful, and uncomfortable.
oh that show would be perfect for them
I love that shit!
Loved that show!
Anytime you see hear someone say on a date...."I am a strong, independent Woman/Man." Run, don't walk!
I love how Tom indulges in her fantasy
"Her"
Christina: "If you're ordering shots on the first date I'm gonna think you're an alcoholic"
Also Christina: "So my first date with lebron, we go to a wine bar"
She's also a self proclaimed goth that has served overseas... aka delusional
Going to a wine bar is different that sucking down shots, kids.
@@stephaniecoomey2356 kids? lol that make you feel good?
@@blahblahblah9880 ?
@@blahblahblah9880 they do seem young if they don’t see the difference between slamming shot and going to a wine bar
You do mini-golf for the first date. Wholesome, but there's still the windmill if everything goes right.
Remembering this for future use
It may sound silly but I picturemini golf then after going to the farmers market and pick up ingredients to cook a meal. It's still eating yeah. But have some wine after
You're my kind of girl. Or guy. It doesn't even matter at this point.
No joke thats always my go to for a first date. There is 2 different mini golf places near me to go too( one indoors, other out) so i never have to worry about the weather and nearby there is a solid Tex Mex place to eat that has awesome Margaritas. Perfect plan
I swear mini-golf is the best thing to do for a first date. Back in high school this really sweet boy asked me out and we did two rounds of mini- golf (well we call it putt putting but I think that’s a Midwest term lol) then afterwards we got ice cream together.....fast forward to now we’re still best friends and engaged 🥰 Sadly the place we went to is now closed but we still reminisce about it because it was one of the best dates of all time!
Let's hear about the Rat King and Christina P first date awkwardness.
@Adam Lolno how dare you sir! There is only one rat king, the great Theo Von. GANG GANG!
Wasn’t really a date just living dangerously and sticking your love stick in that sickly cave you might lose more than an arm and leg in there boy
You talking bout the mouse guy?
Is this just speculation or did the von actually fuck Tom's girl?
More like a hookup
"Something to sop up all that extra juice" 😂😂😂
Best couple ever! You guys are so funny separately and together!
Hearing Tim's WHAT?! when Kirsty P says she'd just bang LeBron in the limo kills me every time.
Tim is wild
I don't think I've choke laughed so hard in my life with "I wanted this pig to just hoe me on out"
To SOP up all the JUICE had me hooooowling lmao
One of the most awkward things about a first date is when the other person refuses to talk. They just answer your questions with 1 word and then there's awkward silence. And then you gotta really struggle to keep the conversation somewhat going for 25 minutes until the ordeal is over.
Omg... 7:28... “snail trail” made me snort-laugh
I got hooked on this show after Tom and Christina talked about it. The girl from Jersey with lip fillers made me want to die.
Going to check it out now.
"Hey Angie Martinez" LOL
i remember when i was young i was into a girl and i took her to a fast food joint, cool, she grabbed the complimentary news paper to read while we were there, that was a pretty clear sign of what she was after
So what was she after? Did she just want sex, was she bored out of her mind or was she just really into politics?
@@PkGregor she wanted free food😂
I have zero issues with sex acts but I puked a little when Tom said "need something to sop up all the juice " lol.
Tom would 100% drive Christina to her date with Lebron Lmaoo
Oh he 1000% would and then ask if he could watch them fuck afterwards 😂
8:26 Here you can see just how much she loves Tom, she's speaking honestly and the thought that she couldn't date him now (given how much she likes him) just shows that nothing could come between them. Pretty cool
Snail trail LMAO
Happy 57th Tom 🎉
“Check out these mouthafuckin clown shoes” 😂
I can’t stand chewing loud. One of the biggest deal breakers for me
I can’t stop laughing 😂 🤣👏🏻
Did Tom really just try to quote the song It’s A Vibe @ 7:50? 😂
pseudonymous lmfaooooooooo
I once had a blind date and I got the great idea of getting plastered before she arrived. It was awesome because I never cared about what her name was and I had a great time.
Lol. Win.
Erik Andre you should have on !!!
Fuck him
oh my god the second episode was BRUTAL.
Snail trail. Love it.
Christina's face when Tom's like "Not me".. cuz she knows what would happen if Tom were to leave like that lol...
3:50 Lol That's Bert
I just started watching this, interesting show for sure. the one with Taj Mahals daughter was the most predictable one yet.
Watch naked attraction, it's a UK show but you'll love it
It’s like UA-cam knows everything about my life and suggests the perfect stuff, definitely to the extent that it’s creepy
If the resterant doesn't have an overly amount of ceiling fans an all built by the owner himself, it will not be good enough for my Julia. She doesnt know it yet bit i have found the perfect place for her. It will be great she'll never expect it
resterant 😂👌
@@ApocalypticSigns uts rasteraunts
@@ronaldraygun8007 ek
What the shit?
@@ronaldraygun8007 restieraunt....idiots
You said please, so I had to subscribe. Politeness is going out the window. We gotta encourage it. :)
9:23 imagine thinking Lebron could pronounce wine words 😂
4:22 I was thinking Martina Martinez from IASIP lol. “So you some white boys right?”
8:40 the reason y'all are better than any nostalgic Disney movie from the 90s.
You know Tom feels good being the "smash guy" 😎😎😎
A snail trail 😂
I figured it out before you figured it out because I watched on before I showed you. We get it!! You figured it out first!!!
Bring back Blind Date. Great show.
7:34 "Something to sop up all that juice"
7:28 LMAOOO
You guys rule. I wish I could talk with my wife the way you all talk.
divorcecity
That Angie Martinez impression was on point considering she doesn't even know here 😂
They are couple goals af!
As a bartender at a casual upscale bistro, I see so many awkward uncomfortable first dates it’s amazing….
One girl was clearly dating online because she would come in every weekend with a different guy for another first date. She was beautiful too she looked like Fiona Apple. There was also this guy who arrived early to the bar for his date and asked me to pretend to serve him martinis but to actually just shake up some water and put it in a martini glass with olives, because he wanted his date to drink but he wanted to remain sober. So creepy
damn and what did you do on that situation, did you just serve the sex offender what he wanted or what
@@Phospion you don't get tips on drinks you don't serve
I want to see their thoughts on Married at First Sight. Especially the Australian version. I think that would be hilarious
I00% scripted television with Instagram models as actors
Either the best worst show, or the worst best show.
This was entertaining and funny guys. 🤣🤣
ah yes, weirdo
I should give it another shot then. The best dating show I've seen so far is First Dates from the UK, I wish I could watch every single episode.
Tom is jealous and I LOVE it lol!!!!
That was actually a cute first date story
Christina “I’m meant for monogamy” Tom “I’m not”
Happy birthday Tom!
Snail trail 🤣🤣🤣
Happy Birthday Tom! April 27th is a waaay cooler date to have a birthday btw
The funniest part was when she said she's never had a one night stand
Christina: Don’t get shots on your first date.
Also Christina: I’d rather do drinks than eat.
Christina: I hate eating on a first date.
Also Christina: To wifey Lebron, we’d go to a fancy restaurant.
I gotta watch this show.
12:32 that scared the shit out of me
These two are relationships goals for me.
Angie Martinez, wasn't that the character Sweet Dee played on Sunny?
is that what empty means no that was Martina Martinez
If I could go
They really need to watch the show naked attraction its nuts
No pun intended
I call you a liar. I think that pun was intended.
Speaking of awkward here's Tina.
Snail trail is a crusher.
It's funny how y'all say shots is too much for a first date but y'all are in record for drinking at a bar in your first date 😂🤔
As an introvert, shots at the start would help me talk
4:00 - lol I do that. Only difference is I have a shot before I meet them. Just that shot of social lubricant. Not a fan of beer and sipping wine doesn't help. 1-2 shots just for the first 25-30 minutes of meeting someone is fantastic. Just to get out of your own head. Then there's a rapport developed so you don't need it anymore
“If you order shots on the first date I’m going to think you’re an alcoholic.”
I don’t drink shots, so I’m safe! I only drink a 5th of scotch, poured two fingers at a time into a proper tumbler, every night at dinner. No shots for me! 😬
Living in NJ is the biggest red flag. People get stuck here for a reason, no one stays on purpose so everyone is a mess.
Good morning, Julia!
Y'all are perfect together. But... seriously... I will leave if my first date orders spaghetti.
Snail trail....bahaaaaa gold!
hahahaha Charlize Tehran!
Whats with the creepy comments sayin Christiana is too good for Tom? Tom and Christiana to me are equally as attractive and good for each other
this was funny
aww shit im the king of awkward first dates lmao ahh fml
I fucking love you guys. 😂🤣😂🤣 "No that's my dick"
They would love undateables lol
Bro my mom watched that and my favorite one is the dude that was like I’ve never talked to a black women
Sounds a lot like the show "First Dates" - there are successful versions in a few countries, maybe not the US though.
Oh shit! The Colorado in Pasadena!
Wait she literally said if someone wants to start of with shots they are a alcholic but then says im never hungry on a first date i just rather order drinks.....kinda a hypocrite there
Kyle Critchelow I thought the same
Vodka sarcasm UP is a nice way to end the night
Angie Martinez from always sunny lol
Casey Goober that’s Martina Martinez
Tony Carnevale haha I’ve always been bad with names thanks eh
I want a zip up hoodie with YMH !!!!!
When someone tells you who you are believe them
Tom is a graduate of the Eastern European Men's School
Christina! Tom trying to make to fantasy feel like it's now. Not when you were 27. (Tom's eyes roll to the back of his head)
Whos Randy?
Don't bring anyone's mother into this