@@tobyscustoms4813 6% of the human population genuinely has no sense of humor, I wonder if your wife is one? That’s actually kinda cool, it becomes a challenge making those people laugh. It feels amazing when you can get them to laugh hard lmao
When Tom finishes the Casey story and Christina looks at the camera 😂 and the fact she isn’t dying laughing makes him laugh even harder. I relate. It’s a beautiful life being the funniest person you know
I was sitting in a waiting room at a pain management clinic i had my headphones on watching this. i cracked up at the end and when i looked up everyone in the lobby was looking at me like i killed there mother.. If only they could hear what i was laughing at! lol
Nadia 168 whoa, pump the breaks! I feel like I’m the #1 main mommy/jeans. I would like challenge you for the title. Then i will crowned mommy champ...try it out
Nadia 168 I had a lady challenge me 15 times before I even went boom once...you can rub rub rub all you want, but I will use my lung infection as a musical instrument to be the main mommy champ
"A bear walks into a restaurant and says 'I'd like a grilled......cheese." The bartenders says 'what's with the the big pause?' The bear responds 'ummm, I'm a bear? ... " (hint: pause vs paws)
Tom's laugh freaking kills me!!! And Christina just staring at him like hes a damn psycho... holy shit hahahaha this is true love folks. She accepts him for his psycho and he doesnt kill her in return lmao
Who observes a couple who live down the street and thinks about scenarios you could have if you were friends with them? I'll tell you who does. Serial killers that's who.
What I love most about your videos is I can always put a heart on it at the very beginning before I even watched five seconds of it and I know by the end of the video I would still not want to remove that heart ❤️
Just got done watching the "Ride or Die" clip where Christina would turn you in to the police for murder, Tom. I HAD your back all the way, but after hearing this (I did laugh my balls off) about the Casey Anthony BJ and seeing Christina's face, i realized that she lives with you and has to hear all this stuff all the time. It opened my eyes on how she can think about turning you in... that being said, i typed this up AFTER i wiped the tears from my eyes from laughter. Keep living the dream
Tom, you can never be like this because he doesn't tell jokes all the time. I crack up every time I'm saying anything funny that I've rehearsed for 30 seconds. I've ruined so many fucking good jokes, and they were my own jokes. The only time I'm funny is when something I'm talking about happens to be funny and I don't think it is so my delivery is perfect. I fucking hate it.
Christine - "let's not talk about killing kids as a mother its just eurgh..." Tom - "So OJs got his hands in those tiny gloves around you're neck..." Christine -"..Go on.. !! "
"I killed my daughter"
*wheezes aggressively*
*turns red*
Atlas Marvel
"Killed my *fuckin* daughter"
christine gives the jim from the office look at the camera. 🤣
The delivery absolutely killed me.
Man he’s not right, in the right way
Christina's reaction to Brendan's son's name was hilarious
Robert Huppie right 😹 in mommy Tina’s defense .... tiger is a stupid ass name
Her name is Christine get it right
How does Brendan not see that his kid is 100% gonna get bullied for that name?
str8todamoney he'll probably know how to fight tho so whatevs
Marj H Hahahah she was like well shit I guess that happened. No turning back now
Nothing makes me laugh harder than my girlfriend not laughing at my jokes.
Its gotten to the point where I try to make myself laugh and not her
My wife doesn’t get jokes ever it’s awesome
I have a joke that i never thought was funny until i annoyed my girl to hell with it.
Helps when you're an Incel.
@@tobyscustoms4813 6% of the human population genuinely has no sense of humor, I wonder if your wife is one? That’s actually kinda cool, it becomes a challenge making those people laugh. It feels amazing when you can get them to laugh hard lmao
Tom: 🤣
Christina: 😐
Tom: 🤣🤣🤣
Christina: 😑
Tom: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOLOL
NPC #1997 why tf are you copying
Russ Wright he’s a npc dude what do you expect?
christine*
One sad emoji and 10 squares - gotcha
Christine looks so disappointed in you with the Casey Anthony joke
she looked at the camera like Jim from The Office
lol
She's always disappointed. That joke was amazing. Made me cry.
You must be new here lol. She always looks at him like that
It's fucking priceless....😂😂😂
Christinas discomfort brings Tom joy which brings me even more joy lol
When Tom breaks a real laugh it’s one of the most wholesome things in the world no matter what he’s laughing at
Find someone that makes you as happy as serial killers and watching other people get hurt makes Tom.
Sebastian Clemmons I don’t understand anything
Whoever found you needs to find someone with better grammar.
I've tried to read this correctly so many times
Jimi Silva and
john g
What do you mean?
I love how he's crying laughing the entire video but just before it ends he goes completely straight faced and gives us......
13:30 😐 "yep"
Going through some tough times right now, but you guys always help me feel better and realize how dumb and funny the world really is. Love you JEANS!
9:42 is hilarious. Christina's eye contact. Cut to Tom losing his shit. Perfect.
942 until 948 is the perfect clip!! Played it about 100x lol
@2:35 if a girl knew me this well I would know she’s the one lol
I love Tom’s version of everything.
"Can we change it to wife killing?" - Tom's Wife lmao
When Tom finishes the Casey story and Christina looks at the camera 😂 and the fact she isn’t dying laughing makes him laugh even harder. I relate. It’s a beautiful life being the funniest person you know
I was sitting in a waiting room at a pain management clinic i had my headphones on watching this. i cracked up at the end and when i looked up everyone in the lobby was looking at me like i killed there mother.. If only they could hear what i was laughing at! lol
iceman22m you get the oxy or what? Dont leave us hanging
their*
please learn English
120 30s lol
maybe they did
Hook me up bro my back hurts
This should be a bit in a special! So funny!
The Big Paws joke is hands down one of my FAVORITE jokes to tell when I want to earn disapproving looks from my friends.
When Tom laughs at the Asian guy getting backed into. That's the most joyous laugh i've ever heard
But have you heard Bert and Koolaid? Lol. Probably.
@@pdodwell that does beat this one
Christina’s words 2:44-2:50 are relationship goals
“I killed my fucking daughter” is the best punchline to a joke. I cried
tom giggling and looking so pleased after the punchline always cracks me up
I was literally crying laughing. Thanks Tom. It's makes it better when Christina hates it.
The Anthony and O.J jokes had me in tears. Tom’s laughter just makes it even funnier.
God I love the juxtaposition of Tom’s happy kid giggles with the phrase “I murdered my daughter”
I’ve heard this twice and now watched it and cracked up laughing every time. Main mommy here
Nadia 168 whoa, pump the breaks! I feel like I’m the #1 main mommy/jeans. I would like challenge you for the title. Then i will crowned mommy champ...try it out
Mike Hancho piss on me, beat me. I’m up for the challenge
Nadia 168 I had a lady challenge me 15 times before I even went boom once...you can rub rub rub all you want, but I will use my lung infection as a musical instrument to be the main mommy champ
Mike Hancho I want to marry you ❤️ I’m just a ball hog looking for someone to share my Benadryl with. You had me at chest infection ❤️ 😘
Where else can u listen to this ?
Tommy enjoys his own humor as much as anyone I know. It's hilarious.
"A bear walks into a restaurant and says 'I'd like a grilled......cheese." The bartenders says 'what's with the the big pause?' The bear responds 'ummm, I'm a bear? ... " (hint: pause vs paws)
pipeness the hint was unnecessary
chadgrov I needed it
Noah Ziegler IMURDEREDMYDAUGHTER
Dey iz duuuuuumb!
It took me three times before my wife got this
ive watched this like 10 times in the past 3 years and everytime i forget about and laugh at this part just as much as Tom does. 2:38
Wow I didn't laugh as hard the first go round as I did when you pointed that out! I'm in tears and don't know how I missed it lol!
The look on Christina's face at 9:43 is the reason I love Tom Segura.
Reminds me of the look theo gives santino on somethings burning.
Inner thoughts: wow Tom’s a complete psycho. Tom “ I killed my daughter” I start laughing harder than Tom.... maybe I have no room to judge
Tom Segura is one of my favorite comedians and he has the coolest wife in the world, you guys are amazing.
Shoutout to Brandon Shaw for naming his kid a stupid name.
Thomas clayton Hawkins Brennan Scab?
You mean Brandon Swab?
Edit: don't mean to be rude, just correcting you brother. Much love.
justinfuzzyhat you mean braedon Shawn?
Danny Dreadnought you mean bending Shaun?
Brendun Snob?
I love his sense of humor & I love how his wife hates the jokes lmao it's a funny combo. Makes his jokes 100x more funny
🤣😂😘the moment you realize how physco Tom really is
Toms story telling makes me feel like he’d be a fantastic dungeon master 😂
The Casey Anthony confessing thing was pretty funny , but Toms laugh killed me
I know the punchline, I know it's coming, and it's still hilarious Every Single Time.
Tom's laugh freaking kills me!!! And Christina just staring at him like hes a damn psycho... holy shit hahahaha this is true love folks. She accepts him for his psycho and he doesnt kill her in return lmao
Back again hahaha. I've NEVER not cried laughing at the Casey Anthony bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tom: Imagine a murderer confesses to a murder during sex
Me: Okay.
Tom: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: Well, when you put it that way
I read that as “Well, when you put it IN that way”.
@@charlottem.1477 lmao
Tom's sense of humor is my spirit animal
This is still one of my favorite clips, Tommy makes me laugh like no other
“What if he beats his wife and kids?”
Tom: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Watching how disgusted Kristina was the entire time was gold
One of my all time favorite ymh clips 🤣
I'm slowly starting to realize I may be a psycho also. Thanks a lot Tom.
That BJ story was hysterical 😂😂
Tom's laugh makes me happy.
I love when Tom “Psycho laughs” and his eyebrows droup down.. HILARIOUS!
The Casey Anthony joke was fantastic...that shit got me.
2 years later and i just laughed my ass off! Thankyou!
Ann Coulter walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
When I heard that one, it was Sara Jessica Parker.
12:35 you say this as im literally wiping tears off my face.
Hahah Christina's look at the camera was funny as hell ,oh the timing
I’m so glad this epic Tom joke came back on my feed lol. Made me cry laughing again
Who else was screaming "Anthony!"
You caught me
Dad’s bear-joke almost made me piss my pants 😂😂😂👍
Being Italian it's always the most difficult part to understand american dad jokes but I only need Tom's laugh to enjoy this
This was so funny I watched it again. My roommate and I died laughing at Tom’s jokes.
It's been 8 months, I just want to know if the bear got his grilled cheese!!
I'm dying over and over watching this. Tom's humor is fucking awesome
Tom is gonna have awesome dad jokes
The way Christina did the Jim Halpert when Tom started laughing about Casey Anthony was perfect.
Tom the masochist! haha I love how detailed you can get on the fly
Classic Trading Cards it’s sadist not masochist.
Tom: “I wish I could go on stage and do this shit”
Also Tom: Is best friends with someone who does EXACTLY that 😂😂😂
I'm not sure I've laughed this hard; ever, I'm not sure what that says about me.
Hahahaha Tom’s laugh is so damn contagious. I can’t breathe!
Tom and Christina are so the couple down the street you wanna hang out with after work and drink a beer with all the time.
Who observes a couple who live down the street and thinks about scenarios you could have if you were friends with them? I'll tell you who does. Serial killers that's who.
What I love most about your videos is I can always put a heart on it at the very beginning before I even watched five seconds of it and I know by the end of the video I would still not want to remove that heart ❤️
2:35 - 3:00 lmao
her face of absolute satisfaction about how Tom laughes at the most fucked up shit lmao.
The joke and reaction at 9:45 killed me haha
8:53 that is a very descriptive and specific BJ ever
Find someone you can have a conversation with like this for hours upon hours a day! Just the best
8:12 Casey Anthony bit.. your welcome mommies
😂😂😂 Tom crushed it with the Casey Anthony joke. 💀💀💀
its definitely tear worthy. Tom you had me Dying.
This whole thing is entertaining I love it
There are few things on this planet better than a Tom Segura story.
This podcast makes me laugh a lot
Well the general public in the fry's grocery store parking lot is now surprised by my complete lack of laughing quietly!
Ngl the bear joke ended funnier than expected
Jesus I pissed a little!😂
I just laughed at how Tom was laughing. Infectious
2:42 is a moment that made me go "this is the kind of thing I need in a wife".
Just got done watching the "Ride or Die" clip where Christina would turn you in to the police for murder, Tom. I HAD your back all the way, but after hearing this (I did laugh my balls off) about the Casey Anthony BJ and seeing Christina's face, i realized that she lives with you and has to hear all this stuff all the time. It opened my eyes on how she can think about turning you in... that being said, i typed this up AFTER i wiped the tears from my eyes from laughter. Keep living the dream
Your Casey Anthony joke was freaking hilarious
This was a great way to spend my evening
Tom is a national treasure, that lead in & delivery was fantastic!
a penguin asks the bartender "have you seen my father?"
bartender "what's he look like?"
What did one plate say to the other?
"Dinner's on me."
9:34 the noise Tom makes is just so funny hahahaha
Tom, you can never be like this because he doesn't tell jokes all the time. I crack up every time I'm saying anything funny that I've rehearsed for 30 seconds. I've ruined so many fucking good jokes, and they were my own jokes. The only time I'm funny is when something I'm talking about happens to be funny and I don't think it is so my delivery is perfect. I fucking hate it.
9:40 when Sloppers looks at the camera is a real moment
Christine - "let's not talk about killing kids as a mother its just eurgh..."
Tom - "So OJs got his hands in those tiny gloves around you're neck..."
Christine -"..Go on.. !! "
😂🤣
This brings me pure joy
It's like Tommy with his Asian man getting crushed, in garage video.
im in literal tears over the casey anthony part, thats legit one of the funniest things i have ever heard on a podcast..
Damn I need a woman that can make me laugh like that
Go outside...The world is full of them, Incel!
No it’s not.
This had me in tears 😂😂😂