@@JdDelay5150I'm new here so forgive me if you have done this already. Is there any former female inmate you could collab with and do male vs female incarceration?
@@feraltaco4783 No answer! I just found this channel today! Love it. But I agree!!! We need a female inmate collab so we can get the female prison point of view…. Because I don’t plan on going anytime soon.
@@MsShortJacks I spent two weeks in County jail but it was basically jail lite because I spent the whole time in isolation due to COVID. I'm not looking for more hands on experience. 🤣
Your energy and explanations is unparallelled, you honestly remind me of my dad, he did 18 years of my life in prison in Colorado at Arrowhead Correctional Facility, Buena Vista Institute, and Colorado State Penitentiary. You and him i swear are one and the same as far as your intellect, humor, and way of putting words together. Its really awesome watching from your first vids to now how far youve come in life. One love and peace ✌️
I'm so glad to hear the showers weren't that bad my nephew was always telling me don't drop soap in showers he got a kick out of freaking me out about him being in prison and he gotta get his and I say Tony stop he'd be cracking up at worried about him I love my nephew he's had a seriously hard life 😢 when he gets out I want him to live with me so I can help stay focused he's a great person and deserve better 😢 Thank you JD much love ❤️
JD - I've been watching and enjoying your videos. You're a great story teller and have given me many a laugh and also provoked some deep thinking about our prison system. Anyway, I'm glad you're out, cleaned up and have found happiness and success in your life. Keep at it and good luck !
Love your delivery love your stories thanks for setting us straight on things that everybody has an imagination on especially filmmakers and TV producers
I got to say I love your take on Prison life lol. Seems like no matter what, you make the best of bad situations. Even the piss pal story got me rolling.
Dude, JD your squirrel brain really showed in the beginning of this😂 and I am here for it I love you man your realness is what draws me to you and this was really informative thank you for being so awesome
😊I just discovered your Channel about a week ago and I got to admit I'm hooked on it. It's not so much the prison stories which are very educational I've never been there and don't intend to I'm in recovery also but your energy just comes through the screen. I'm sure you're helping tons of people I can see why you would be what they call recovery coach. It's not something I've heard before but you would be awesome at it it's obvious you're so honest and real about what you're talking about you're not putting on a facade you don't have to. It's very rare to have someone or hear someone on UA-cam or Tick Tock especially that is real on there. I've never watched someone on UA-cam that like the energy comes right through the screen the way you talk when you're like full energy reminds me of Macho Man Savage when you yell in the screen keep up the great work and the great energy very few people are as real as I think you are now❤🎉
JD, I'm a 45 year old woman, I have 3 kids but one was late in life. She turned 10 last March. Well, I live in Government housing. This 3time sex offender is my next door neighbor. Well he was my neighbor for about 5 years when he decided it would be a good idea to knock on my door, come in my house and sexually violate my Daughter that was probably 8 and a half at the time. Well, I have spent since then going through court with this pig. After, over a year and they finally came and arrested him on the Warrant for what he did to my Daughter. He was home 3 hours later. He didn't even have any bond. Just got out on his OR. WTF!!! This is his 3rd offense. Seeing how we are stuck here, we can't even come outside because he will stand in his yard, sometimes for hours, or stand on the sidewalk right in front of our door. He called the cops on himself 3 Saturdays ago because he's trying to play the crazy card, because the SVU officer that did my Daughter's forensic interview, said that he's trying this because they have had an ongoing criminal investigation going on him forever. Well, the charge is something about a life act. Again, WTF! THIS IS HIS 3RD CHARGE. He has already had one conviction in another county so bottom line. This dude is horrible and he keeps breaking the PFS that is in place for my Daughter. I have FINALLY found a solution for him stalking us and not letting us come outside without traumatizing my Daughter. I bring my big blue tooth speaker outside when I come out to smoke.(since we live next door to each other, we can hear when the other opens the door) and I turn on videos on chomos in prison. He runs inside. He runs inside when I turn on your videos about Chomos in prison. Right now, I'm supposed to be at the Mayo Clinics in AZ but I'm home in Kansas because of the current situations. They are not supposed to let sex offenders live here. He's been living there for more then 15 times. He keeps getting these free passes. I forgot to tell you that in our last court for the PFA/PFS, he plead guilty and he confessed. He just starting blurting out, yes, I did it so what. Yes I threatened to have them killed for the small price of 6 oxy's, he confessed to selling drugs. Do you think that he keeps getting a free pass because they want to throw the book at him on his next court date on August 30th. Me and my Daughter have a zoom appt with the DA and the prosecuting attorney because they want to see my Daughter and they want to ask her what she wants to happen. I had a problem with that because the forensic interview was supposed to be so that she didn't have to repeat the story. But when they told me that they want to see her and they want to hear from her what she wants to happen to him then I agreed to the zoom appt on August 23rd. So, I like the videos because they are longer and they can just play for him to hear. Right now, at this point in our lives, the only defense that has worked against him, is playing your videos on what happens to Chomos in prison. The police haven't worked to defend us, the courts haven't worked to protect us. I'm very sick. And so weak. Please make more videos that talk about what happens to Chomos in prison. Thank you. God Bless you Brother.
Sorry for the typos. They are charging him with some kind of lude act. The charge doesn't even say lude act towards a minor. I asked the DA lady that called to set up the zoom appt, why his charge wasn't something about a sexual assault on A minor. She said that's why we are going to have the zoom. Do you have any advice for me because I'm not real familiar with the courts. I could give you my email or phone number. Please help me and my little girl
Just ran across this video on ah fluke, and I must say Boss, funny as fuck, had me dying🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 definitely had to subscribe, share, and now leaving this comment, stay sucka free Boss, needed this laugh!!!
@@JdDelay5150 hey so I know you’re not 6’4 what’s going on with your size measuring wall thing 😂😂 ps love your work do you have any stories about confronting the AB
Hell yeah I stayed for the whole episode I like you are so cool about yourself and just the way you entertain when you talk you have a commandingly straight forward honest dude just keep being yourself I bet many good things will be what people will gift you just for being real
You are absolutely right on everything JD.I did 8 years in Michigan 2 years in county then got out for 8 days and got raided with everything needed for a meth lab and went and did 6 years in the M.D.O.C. and not one to in the 8 prisons I was at did I see forced sex.I must say though except for 2 prisons I was at we had individual stalls in our community bathrooms and everybody respected each others shower time.Even the gang bangers.There were times you would go and mark your place in line and from under the shower curtain that only came down to your knees you would see 4 legs usually 2 white ones and 2 black ones but its none of my business or anybody elses because it was consenual.I love your content JD glad your out.One thing that sucks about Michigan prisons is we have truth in sentencing.Which means we have no good time.You get sentenced to 6 years you do every day of your 6 years.
Damn bro you confirmed so many of my assumptions and taught me so much I didn’t know about prison. My question is how can any of this actually help or rehabilitate anyone that has to go there?! Just sounds like horrible inhumane conditions where they treat humans like rabid animals. SMH. I pray I never have to go there and am so thankful that I never have yet so far in my life. The most I ever had was 3 days in jail for a dui and I thought that was bad. SMH. Glad you made it out and changed your life bro. Keep making the vids and god bless
Man homie I did 12 1/2 flat in AZ and I truly know what you are talking about on most of your shit. Only difference is its just races not gangs. But we still got down. Much Respect little brother!!!!
Knew a guy that went to prison. He talked about how it was a courtesy to wear your boxers in the shower. They'd sometimes go easier on you if you were an older or younger guy, but if you didn't wear boxers, they'd beat your ass. They weren't about getting raped in showers.
Man when I was a kid I met a guy who got out of prison and all he told me was no matter how fucken mad or stupid or whatever you are don't land up in prison!
I regularly went 9 days without a shower while serving in Iraq, my longest period of time I went without a shower was 15 days. With the amount I sweat and how filthy the country is. A shower was a God send, but at least I had my own shower space in the active Army whereas Basic wasn’t like that
New subscriber here!!! I like his view on pedos and other weird charges, I live in Ohio and have been in county for DUIs but In recovery now. Wish me luck jd🤞
Same in the military we wore shower shoes in the shower, funny to we wore them for the same reasons too. could almost control temperature, were pretty short showers as well. lot of similarities. Did not see any fights. 😂
In 1967 some friends and I did some bad things in Cal and got sent to Santa Reita State the day after Thanksgiving for only 3 days before we all got a PR and were told not to come back to Cal. I only had one shower time, that was and experience. All in All the short time was enough that I tried very hard to not get in trouble again, The statement " scared straight " was our motto.
Bro normally I don't like high energy but the way that you do it you can just tell that's who you are when you tell a story and it's not forced I can't stand when somebody's fake and trying to act like that you're going to blow up guaranteed
In the military one time, we assembled a new platoon, a new squad of guys together who were from different areas and going to be working together for a while. We all went around the room and told each other a little bit about ourselves and why we joined up. This senior leader, a guy who had been down a long time said...."I had heard that they had group open showers and that really appealed to me. Fellas, I am here for the open bay/ group shower experience opportunities....aaaww yeah, buddy" high fives the guy to his left...and to his right.
We had 91 guys in our dorm most of which worked outside work detail. The dorm was very small and the showers were always packed out as soon as everyone came in from work. The stank in that place was horrible as we were in Florida in the summer. I think we had 6 working shower heads and the hot water didn't last very long. I'd usually hold off till after chow to get my shower so I'd have a chance for hot water. We were packed in that place like sardines. If we didn't have work every day these dorms would have been torture as it was all bunks no rec area at all indoors.
I live in Salem. And driving by there I always thought how easy it would be to walk or drive by and use a sling shot to launch a bag of weed over the fence. Especially in the garden area. But I don't think I've seen them use the garden in years now
I was at OSP in Nov '99 for only 4 days, then was moved to Two Rivers, for about a year, till I was moved to Columbia River. Total time was 44 months, plus the 4 months in Multnomah Co Jail. Showers at TRCI and CRCI were good, stalls with doors.
@nicholasselke5214 I can only imagine bro. I've seen some NASTY truckers in my only 3 years driving. Walked I to the public bathroom at a pilot truckstop in Oklahoma and a foreign trucker was washing g his feet in the sink. I then kept bottles of Ester to brush my teeth in my truck
My 8 months in prison was pretty decent, I was in medium sec tho downstate in IL tho. Never had a problem. I'm not affiliated with a gang, never borrowed shit, didn't gamble, didn't let nobody take shit off my tray, amd kept my head down but still had a group of people that I'd be around. Prison sucks but you don't gotta be a huge dude to survive it, just don't be a bitch and don't gamble/borrow and stay lowkey
6:20 i need to remember to not fucking eat while I'm listening to these videos. That part almost literally killed me because i couldn't hold in the laughter
Yeah my older brother went to prision and came back with some sort of white scabs dandruff type things on his toes. I asked about it like "What is THAT?!" and he told me "Don't worry sis. It's just fungus" gross 😬😬
Hi bro love you're story's and info,as I'm Norwegian an only done time in Norway I can't imagine how a American prison is I can imagine it's like a Hotel in Norway keep up the great work bro,piss pal's 😂😂😂.
When I was in boot camp, I started out at the old dorms, where there were only 6 showerheads in a small room right next to the shitters. And you would be lucky if 4 out of the 6 worked. Near the end of boot camp we moved over to the newer dorms and those showers were amazing, you could adjust the water pressure and the temperature was awesome.
"Piss pals" had me fucking rolling. Lmfao. Love all of these.
Thanks brother!
When he said that, did you crack up laughing about how crazy it was?
These guys have a lot of time to come up with this stuff. 😂
Entertaining AF!
@@JdDelay5150 like pinky brothers
You got a great knack for storytelling bro.. a natural
your animated storytelling is a lot more compelling and viewable than 90% of these boring UA-cam videos. More power to you and your channel!
I stayed to the end, but not for the subject matter. I stayed because of your energy and story telling style. keep it up, love it.
Love your delivery, fuckin hilarious. Keep the stories coming brother.
Thank you Bro!!! Big L and Rs!
For real. Just found this channel yesterday and I'm binging. My sides hurt from laughing and I peed a little. 🤣
@@JdDelay5150I'm new here so forgive me if you have done this already. Is there any former female inmate you could collab with and do male vs female incarceration?
@@feraltaco4783 No answer! I just found this channel today! Love it. But I agree!!! We need a female inmate collab so we can get the female prison point of view…. Because I don’t plan on going anytime soon.
@@MsShortJacks I spent two weeks in County jail but it was basically jail lite because I spent the whole time in isolation due to COVID. I'm not looking for more hands on experience. 🤣
Lmao omg JD I was laughing so f#cking hard during this entire video, I almost wrecked my truck. Your delivery is hilarious.
Your energy and explanations is unparallelled, you honestly remind me of my dad, he did 18 years of my life in prison in Colorado at Arrowhead Correctional Facility, Buena Vista Institute, and Colorado State Penitentiary. You and him i swear are one and the same as far as your intellect, humor, and way of putting words together. Its really awesome watching from your first vids to now how far youve come in life. One love and peace ✌️
Dude, I’ve watched a bunch of your videos and your energy is infectious. It’s truly what separates you from the pack, keep it up man.
His infectious personality is just a reminder to me not to break the law so I don't have to go to prison.
😮
He's got that big time vibe checking ass energy. Hilarious and tuned the fuck up.
Hahaha JDs great
Your story telling ability is dope bro, awesome content and great energy. All the details really bring it to the next level
The flip flops in the shower also STRONGLY applies to truck stop showers! 🤮🤮🤮
I'm so glad to hear the showers weren't that bad my nephew was always telling me don't drop soap in showers he got a kick out of freaking me out about him being in prison and he gotta get his and I say Tony stop he'd be cracking up at worried about him I love my nephew he's had a seriously hard life 😢 when he gets out I want him to live with me so I can help stay focused he's a great person and deserve better 😢 Thank you JD much love ❤️
Wear the shower sandals,you do NOT want to be stepping on somebody's kids.
JD - I've been watching and enjoying your videos. You're a great story teller and have given me many a laugh and also provoked some deep thinking about our prison system. Anyway, I'm glad you're out, cleaned up and have found happiness and success in your life. Keep at it and good luck !
Squishing guy gravy between your toes😂😂😂
Love your delivery love your stories thanks for setting us straight on things that everybody has an imagination on especially filmmakers and TV producers
I got to say I love your take on Prison life lol. Seems like no matter what, you make the best of bad situations. Even the piss pal story got me rolling.
Dude, JD your squirrel brain really showed in the beginning of this😂 and I am here for it I love you man your realness is what draws me to you and this was really informative thank you for being so awesome
I swear JD could be a pro wrestler just the way he talks and acts it's both real AF but also entertaining which In the business that's half the battle
😊I just discovered your Channel about a week ago and I got to admit I'm hooked on it. It's not so much the prison stories which are very educational I've never been there and don't intend to I'm in recovery also but your energy just comes through the screen. I'm sure you're helping tons of people I can see why you would be what they call recovery coach. It's not something I've heard before but you would be awesome at it it's obvious you're so honest and real about what you're talking about you're not putting on a facade you don't have to. It's very rare to have someone or hear someone on UA-cam or Tick Tock especially that is real on there. I've never watched someone on UA-cam that like the energy comes right through the screen the way you talk when you're like full energy reminds me of Macho Man Savage when you yell in the screen keep up the great work and the great energy very few people are as real as I think you are now❤🎉
I appreciate what you're doing out here JD. Respect 💯✌🏼
Exactly!! Ppl believe everything they see in TV!! You are a great story teller!!
Hilarious show today Brother 😂. Thank you for all you do 🙏
Yes I'm still here,love ya vibe.gibbo from Birmingham in the England.
OMG the "piss pal" story! That's fuckin' awesome.
JD, I'm a 45 year old woman, I have 3 kids but one was late in life. She turned 10 last March. Well, I live in Government housing. This 3time sex offender is my next door neighbor. Well he was my neighbor for about 5 years when he decided it would be a good idea to knock on my door, come in my house and sexually violate my Daughter that was probably 8 and a half at the time. Well, I have spent since then going through court with this pig. After, over a year and they finally came and arrested him on the Warrant for what he did to my Daughter. He was home 3 hours later. He didn't even have any bond. Just got out on his OR. WTF!!! This is his 3rd offense. Seeing how we are stuck here, we can't even come outside because he will stand in his yard, sometimes for hours, or stand on the sidewalk right in front of our door. He called the cops on himself 3 Saturdays ago because he's trying to play the crazy card, because the SVU officer that did my Daughter's forensic interview, said that he's trying this because they have had an ongoing criminal investigation going on him forever. Well, the charge is something about a life act. Again, WTF! THIS IS HIS 3RD CHARGE. He has already had one conviction in another county so bottom line. This dude is horrible and he keeps breaking the PFS that is in place for my Daughter.
I have FINALLY found a solution for him stalking us and not letting us come outside without traumatizing my Daughter. I bring my big blue tooth speaker outside when I come out to smoke.(since we live next door to each other, we can hear when the other opens the door) and I turn on videos on chomos in prison. He runs inside. He runs inside when I turn on your videos about Chomos in prison.
Right now, I'm supposed to be at the Mayo Clinics in AZ but I'm home in Kansas because of the current situations. They are not supposed to let sex offenders live here. He's been living there for more then 15 times. He keeps getting these free passes. I forgot to tell you that in our last court for the PFA/PFS, he plead guilty and he confessed. He just starting blurting out, yes, I did it so what. Yes I threatened to have them killed for the small price of 6 oxy's, he confessed to selling drugs. Do you think that he keeps getting a free pass because they want to throw the book at him on his next court date on August 30th. Me and my Daughter have a zoom appt with the DA and the prosecuting attorney because they want to see my Daughter and they want to ask her what she wants to happen. I had a problem with that because the forensic interview was supposed to be so that she didn't have to repeat the story. But when they told me that they want to see her and they want to hear from her what she wants to happen to him then I agreed to the zoom appt on August 23rd. So, I like the videos because they are longer and they can just play for him to hear. Right now, at this point in our lives, the only defense that has worked against him, is playing your videos on what happens to Chomos in prison. The police haven't worked to defend us, the courts haven't worked to protect us. I'm very sick. And so weak. Please make more videos that talk about what happens to Chomos in prison. Thank you. God Bless you Brother.
Sorry for the typos. They are charging him with some kind of lude act. The charge doesn't even say lude act towards a minor. I asked the DA lady that called to set up the zoom appt, why his charge wasn't something about a sexual assault on A minor. She said that's why we are going to have the zoom. Do you have any advice for me because I'm not real familiar with the courts. I could give you my email or phone number. Please help me and my little girl
@@crystalvillalobos7571 am sorry about what happened to you and or daughter
Just ran across this video on ah fluke, and I must say Boss, funny as fuck, had me dying🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 definitely had to subscribe, share, and now leaving this comment, stay sucka free Boss, needed this laugh!!!
Thank you my dude!!! I fucking appreciate it! 🖤🤘🏻
Awesome video man. You should do one on some of the craziest and oddest inmates you dealt with
Oh BET!!!
@@JdDelay5150 bet
Bet
@@JdDelay5150 hey so I know you’re not 6’4 what’s going on with your size measuring wall thing 😂😂 ps love your work do you have any stories about confronting the AB
@@IllFATIllShower curtain for short shits
Hell yeah I stayed for the whole episode I like you are so cool about yourself and just the way you entertain when you talk you have a commandingly straight forward honest dude just keep being yourself I bet many good things will be what people will gift you just for being real
Bro you have so much energy
I'm happy that you turned your life around and you are helping people
This is stand up comedy material JD! 😆
"Hodecki" reminds me alot of Kyle's cousin Kyle from Southpark. Thank you, that made my day.
As long as no one get's friendly with me in the showers we won't have a problem lol.
Long concrete jack shack. Hahaha. Love your stories
You are absolutely right on everything JD.I did 8 years in Michigan 2 years in county then got out for 8 days and got raided with everything needed for a meth lab and went and did 6 years in the M.D.O.C. and not one to in the 8 prisons I was at did I see forced sex.I must say though except for 2 prisons I was at we had individual stalls in our community bathrooms and everybody respected each others shower time.Even the gang bangers.There were times you would go and mark your place in line and from under the shower curtain that only came down to your knees you would see 4 legs usually 2 white ones and 2 black ones but its none of my business or anybody elses because it was consenual.I love your content JD glad your out.One thing that sucks about Michigan prisons is we have truth in sentencing.Which means we have no good time.You get sentenced to 6 years you do every day of your 6 years.
Damn bro you confirmed so many of my assumptions and taught me so much I didn’t know about prison. My question is how can any of this actually help or rehabilitate anyone that has to go there?! Just sounds like horrible inhumane conditions where they treat humans like rabid animals. SMH. I pray I never have to go there and am so thankful that I never have yet so far in my life. The most I ever had was 3 days in jail for a dui and I thought that was bad. SMH. Glad you made it out and changed your life bro. Keep making the vids and god bless
lol the way you describe everything in detail! *subscribed*
I love random results from antics that you know should result in a smack down. (Verbal or physical). Thank you for sharing the real deal with us!
"I keep tellin ya not to go prison, ya listening?"
LOUD AND FUCKING CLEAR JD
Shower 3 in the morning, JD SAYS BITCH WE ARE SNORRRRINGGGGG😂😂😂😂 HAD ME DYING
Bro, I would so love to hang out with you man! Never been to prison and never plan to. I'm glad you were able turn your life around!
Same goes in the Army- always wear your shower shoes.
I know what your talking about I was Navy
"Hey dawg, do I look like a fire hydrant?!"
We appreciate you too JD
I really do admire you! You have the greatest attitude ever! Keep up the YouTubing...you have a dedicated following!
Man homie I did 12 1/2 flat in AZ and I truly know what you are talking about on most of your shit. Only difference is its just races not gangs. But we still got down. Much Respect little brother!!!!
Knew a guy that went to prison. He talked about how it was a courtesy to wear your boxers in the shower. They'd sometimes go easier on you if you were an older or younger guy, but if you didn't wear boxers, they'd beat your ass. They weren't about getting raped in showers.
We had shower sandals in boot camp too.
Also bro, I am here for *all* your stories like, I wanna buy you a beer or something man!
😂I love it when people can laugh at the crazy shot that happens instead of getting upset about it.
10:34 is one of the funniest ways I've heard someone become best friends ever 😂
Man when I was a kid I met a guy who got out of prison and all he told me was no matter how fucken mad or stupid or whatever you are don't land up in prison!
😂 holy crap brother, the first 37 seconds of this is hilarious! HA!HA! Thanks \,,/
Shower sandals are a absolute requirement in the military too. Even with them I caught some funky shit on my foot took years to cure.
Always stay to the end of your vids bro! Your funny as fuck and good at story telling! Keep it up big man!
I regularly went 9 days without a shower while serving in Iraq, my longest period of time I went without a shower was 15 days. With the amount I sweat and how filthy the country is. A shower was a God send, but at least I had my own shower space in the active Army whereas Basic wasn’t like that
Me in the shower looking at dudes: 😍
Dude in the shower: 🤨
New subscriber here!!! I like his view on pedos and other weird charges, I live in Ohio and have been in county for DUIs but In recovery now. Wish me luck jd🤞
Good luck mate.
You can do it.
Once you said you pissed on the dude I was like nah this guy is about to go nutz. What you said next threw me for a loop that's some real shit.
Man I love ur stories ur so good at telling them. Plus love hearing ur experiences
Same in the military we wore shower shoes in the shower, funny to
we wore them for the same reasons too. could almost control temperature, were pretty short showers as well. lot of similarities. Did not see any fights. 😂
Dude prison sounds like the Marine Corps without bars, as in just the funny shit that happens
In 1967 some friends and I did some bad things in Cal and got sent to Santa Reita State the day after Thanksgiving for only 3 days before we all got a PR and were told not to come back to Cal. I only had one shower time, that was and experience. All in All the short time was enough that I tried very hard to not get in trouble again, The statement " scared straight " was our motto.
Bro normally I don't like high energy but the way that you do it you can just tell that's who you are when you tell a story and it's not forced I can't stand when somebody's fake and trying to act like that you're going to blow up guaranteed
Agreed 💯
Interesting stories. Man I hope you never go back. You seem like a good person who worked shit out.
Lol, can you imagine the feeling of baby gravy scrunching out with every step.
Diesel therapy had me rofl. 😂
A yo man’s said we piss pals now I’m dieing 😂
You have the gift of gab and know how to tell a good story. 😎👍
In the military one time, we assembled a new platoon, a new squad of guys together who were from different areas and going to be working together for a while. We all went around the room and told each other a little bit about ourselves and why we joined up. This senior leader, a guy who had been down a long time said...."I had heard that they had group open showers and that really appealed to me. Fellas, I am here for the open bay/ group shower experience opportunities....aaaww yeah, buddy" high fives the guy to his left...and to his right.
Me, who swims at every opportunity: my deck sandals are also shower sandals.
We had 91 guys in our dorm most of which worked outside work detail. The dorm was very small and the showers were always packed out as soon as everyone came in from work. The stank in that place was horrible as we were in Florida in the summer. I think we had 6 working shower heads and the hot water didn't last very long. I'd usually hold off till after chow to get my shower so I'd have a chance for hot water. We were packed in that place like sardines. If we didn't have work every day these dorms would have been torture as it was all bunks no rec area at all indoors.
I live in Salem. And driving by there I always thought how easy it would be to walk or drive by and use a sling shot to launch a bag of weed over the fence. Especially in the garden area. But I don't think I've seen them use the garden in years now
Been out almost 10 years and I still wear sandals in the shower. I live with 3 roommates and Idk what they do in there plus they keep me from slipping
You explain that made me wanna get a new beer... because that is fucked 😂😂😅😅
I was at OSP in Nov '99 for only 4 days, then was moved to Two Rivers, for about a year, till I was moved to Columbia River. Total time was 44 months, plus the 4 months in Multnomah Co Jail. Showers at TRCI and CRCI were good, stalls with doors.
JD, you'd be a cool dude to talk to on a plane ride. You always crack me up amigo.
Stay cool.
Yeah, your videos are motivating me NOT to do anything stupid to go to jail. LOL Thanks for sharing.
this shits hilarious 😂 love u bro ❤
I like that Ferris Bueller Ending " Are you still here? "... lol
Had to learn the shower sandals thing myself working on the carnival. Definitely a general rule where people share showers.
County showers can be explained as thus: go to a public pool. Hit the cold valve and let it trickle on ya.
Accurate! 😂
Or else it's blazing hot to the point it hurts to even rinse your hair
I've never been locked up, but as a trucker I shower on the road at truck stops. I totally get the shower sandals/slides
I always understood the shower shoes thing thanks to military service. Many of my battle buddies were disgusting
@nicholasselke5214 I can only imagine bro. I've seen some NASTY truckers in my only 3 years driving. Walked I to the public bathroom at a pilot truckstop in Oklahoma and a foreign trucker was washing g his feet in the sink. I then kept bottles of Ester to brush my teeth in my truck
Can I sign up for that leg piss thing? Sounds like a fun Tuesday night
What’s not humane is victimizing innocent people for most of your life.
My 8 months in prison was pretty decent, I was in medium sec tho downstate in IL tho. Never had a problem. I'm not affiliated with a gang, never borrowed shit, didn't gamble, didn't let nobody take shit off my tray, amd kept my head down but still had a group of people that I'd be around. Prison sucks but you don't gotta be a huge dude to survive it, just don't be a bitch and don't gamble/borrow and stay lowkey
I just bet you wouldn't stand still if you had witnessed something like that. 😊❤
"Bigass dumb shoulders" 😂
6:20 i need to remember to not fucking eat while I'm listening to these videos. That part almost literally killed me because i couldn't hold in the laughter
I'll never forget being in county and a dude was sitting on the floor of the shower cranking his hog. Everyone on the block saw that shit lol.
Bro needs to start reviewing prison movies and shows, it'd be hilarious
Thank you for the information you put out
Them shower floors description nearly made me throw up, good fuckin job I wasn't eating JD. Lol
Yeah my older brother went to prision and came back with some sort of white scabs dandruff type things on his toes. I asked about it like "What is THAT?!" and he told me "Don't worry sis. It's just fungus" gross 😬😬
You are great bro. All of the knowledge is great for youngsters, and the pissin story is hilarious man. Hahaha never pee on someone. Hahaha
Hi bro love you're story's and info,as I'm Norwegian an only done time in Norway I can't imagine how a American prison is I can imagine it's like a Hotel in Norway keep up the great work bro,piss pal's 😂😂😂.
JD and jay williams are the best prison youtubers in my opinion
Best way of making best friends piss on his leg works everytime lollll
Its amazing to me how close prison showers sounds to military showers XD
When I was in boot camp, I started out at the old dorms, where there were only 6 showerheads in a small room right next to the shitters. And you would be lucky if 4 out of the 6 worked. Near the end of boot camp we moved over to the newer dorms and those showers were amazing, you could adjust the water pressure and the temperature was awesome.
This is officially the funniest video ever created and uploaded to UA-cam.
In the Army we had shower rooms with 8 heads. You get used to it. And yes shower shoes are a must.
Love your stuff, JD. What happens when an older inmate, infirm, elderly, needs that extra care to walk/groom/clean/shower?