H. P. Lovecraft goes shopping. Yes, that's the premise.

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  • Cult horror writer H. P. Lovecraft visits the British supermarket Asda. It's like Walmart, except you can't buy live ammunition. Happy Halloween*!
    *A kind of spooky Michaelmas.

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  • @wolfgangallanalhazred802
    @wolfgangallanalhazred802 Рік тому +258

    >Walks outside after several months of fear and loathing
    >Sees an Irishman
    >Day ruined

  • @THATGuy5654
    @THATGuy5654 Рік тому +9989

    The fact that he described regular penguins as "grotesque" in Mountains of Madness is the thing I tend to bring up when when trying to explain that Lovecraft was afraid of everything he wasn't familiar with.

    • @darkangel076
      @darkangel076 Рік тому +907

      ...like POC?

    • @christopherc938
      @christopherc938 Рік тому +260

      @@darkangel076 Cry

    • @georgerose1252
      @georgerose1252 Рік тому +1249

      My favourite example of this is the story in which he describes an alien city being overrun by monstrous yellow creatures, only to reveal at the end that they're just eskimos

    • @spyamongus8546
      @spyamongus8546 Рік тому +714

      @@georgerose1252 Minions.

    • @Greggah
      @Greggah Рік тому +478

      I think he was a lot more complex than people give him credit for- he travelled around quite a bit, and moved many times. His worst really racist stuff that few people have probably read(I listened to a lot of his older stuff in a compilation edition audibook) was pretty extreme. "It turned out, HIS ANCESTOR WAS BLACK!" and thats the whole premise.
      His later stuff is honestly very tame- Haitians performing wudu-sacrifice, but with people instead of chickens and goats, and the magic being real pretty much. Historically human sacrifice for wudu was a thing in Dahomey around the early 1900s, so the source material is there too.

  • @timothymuscat1728
    @timothymuscat1728 Рік тому +2695

    I love the fact that you actually voiced Lovecraft in a Rhode Island accent with the high pitched voice he was described as having.

    • @GT-tj1qg
      @GT-tj1qg Рік тому +118

      If this is what he sounded like, then boy am I glad he never released an audiobook

    • @hafirenggayuda
      @hafirenggayuda Рік тому +11

      I used to think he have deep/ low voice like story teller.

    • @Vinemaple
      @Vinemaple Рік тому +4

      Yes! Didn't have room for that in my own comment!

    • @path1024
      @path1024 Рік тому +10

      @@Vinemaple No one is aware of any comments you made and comments do not have a length limit.

    • @albertskoften1452
      @albertskoften1452 Рік тому +4

      My headcanon voice for him was always Jeffrey Combs.

  • @MC-up7rl
    @MC-up7rl Рік тому +7837

    The most unrealistic part of this video is the concept of Lovecraft leaving the house

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 Рік тому +418

      He was probably lost in morbid and desolate thought as he meandered in his garden, and only realized he’d entered into a market once he noticed the lack of black cats and mausoleums around him.

    • @anthonyguter
      @anthonyguter Рік тому +199

      Lovecraft loved travelling. He went on many trips around New England, as well as rambling through Providence and other ancient towns (ancient in the American sense, that is)

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 Рік тому +128

      @@anthonyguter
      But he didn’t travel the world, and he was virulently xenophobic. He never even made it to England, which he considered to be the most cultured land and society.

    • @AusSP
      @AusSP Рік тому +73

      @@timopper5488 I've never made it to England, and have never had someone call me xenophobic because of it. And, of course, commercial airlines did not exist then - it would be a long boat ride.

    • @Chronoson123
      @Chronoson123 Рік тому +75

      @@anthonyguter "ancient in the American sense" so, 80 years, give or take?

  • @arcraventree
    @arcraventree Рік тому +1374

    The best part of the “Italian herbs” is that later in life he wrote letters extolling the wonders of going out to dinner for spaghetti.

    • @deadNightwatchman
      @deadNightwatchman Рік тому +82

      I can't tell if you're joking or not. With HPL, anything is possible.

    • @EmeraldLavigne
      @EmeraldLavigne Рік тому +80

      @@deadNightwatchman you can tell that it's real because he signed the letters “-Thy honorable servant, Grandpa Theodophus. PS I definitely contain no Welsh!”

    • @deadNightwatchman
      @deadNightwatchman Рік тому +21

      @@EmeraldLavigne Thank you, Stranger with a healthy Name!

    • @ally939
      @ally939 Рік тому +21

      Character development

    • @timothybrandriff6499
      @timothybrandriff6499 Рік тому +109

      It's true. HP gets a lot of hate for being racist, which he definitely was when he was younger, but as he got older his racism turned to tolerance, and he had a lot of regrets about his previous feelings. It's a shame he died so young because I think had he lived into his 70's or 80's he would have probably been able to move past that legacy he seems remembered for.

  • @TheMKCrab
    @TheMKCrab Рік тому +1052

    "Our prices are insane!!"
    HP: "Oh are they... are they really...."

    • @knightforlorn6731
      @knightforlorn6731 Рік тому +17

      don't know why but this makes me laugh so much

    • @the_infinexos
      @the_infinexos Рік тому +43

      The maddening prices...

    • @kamikazoo6599
      @kamikazoo6599 Рік тому +41

      The groceries of unimaginable price.

    • @kamikazoo6599
      @kamikazoo6599 Рік тому +27

      The Eldrich sale.
      Prices so low the'll make you mad.

    • @racsovr
      @racsovr Рік тому +24

      The prices were so low, they plunged deep into the unknown voids of darkness, far below any precipice upon which a man may deign to stand. E'en peering into the abyss to which these prices plummet in their maddening descent to the deep would be as to unravel the strings that make up a mind, like a stone sinking into the ocean.

  • @greyowlaudio
    @greyowlaudio Рік тому +6454

    "The only thing worse than an interdimensional eldritch horror... is an Italian." -H. P. Lovecraft, probably

    • @blondknight99
      @blondknight99 Рік тому +147

      Swarthy, I think he called them.

    • @c0l0rslayer31
      @c0l0rslayer31 Рік тому +160

      As an Italian I can confirm that

    • @theaubergine1337
      @theaubergine1337 Рік тому +62

      WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE

    • @c0l0rslayer31
      @c0l0rslayer31 Рік тому +77

      @@theaubergine1337 we don't have super natural powers

    • @grumpy9721
      @grumpy9721 Рік тому +9

      ​@@c0l0rslayer31 I can confirm THAT!⬆️

  • @alienz8641
    @alienz8641 Рік тому +5303

    Somehow, this version of Lovecraft is more well-adjusted than the real one.

    • @tricky2917
      @tricky2917 Рік тому +25

      Aye.

    • @leow.2162
      @leow.2162 Рік тому

      This one hasn't written a story about a submarine crew full of intra-German racism

    • @Yakmage
      @Yakmage Рік тому +243

      he was able to leave the house, so true

    • @leonmayne797
      @leonmayne797 Рік тому +78

      Because he went outside.

    • @noaccount4
      @noaccount4 Рік тому +197

      IRL H.P. Lovecraft tried to enlist in the U.S. expeditionary force in WWI; he wrote he hoped to be dispatched quickly by a stray bullet or piece of shrapnel.
      His application was approved, but subsequently rejected on medical grounds after his mother ran in and convinced the recruiting physician that Lovecraft was a medical invalid. There was probably a lot going on in his family that we'll never know about for sure

  • @mitigatedrisk4264
    @mitigatedrisk4264 Рік тому +2614

    The true horror was the friends we failed to make along the way.

    • @taimatsuko
      @taimatsuko Рік тому +31

      This is my favorite comment 😂

    • @theultimatederp3288
      @theultimatederp3288 Рік тому

      Speaking about that.
      ua-cam.com/video/cc0kr98-bSk/v-deo.html

    • @edisonlima4647
      @edisonlima4647 Рік тому +15

      That was a great plot twist.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 Рік тому +32

      Or at the very least, the friends we made along the way were strictly writing correspondents residing far from Providence, in lands foreign, bleak, and insidiously oppressive, like the wan moon when a dark storm overtakes it.

    • @mitigatedrisk4264
      @mitigatedrisk4264 Рік тому +9

      @@timopper5488 Succinctly put

  • @abdurrazzaqmumin1574
    @abdurrazzaqmumin1574 Рік тому +305

    Lovecraft is literally the type of dude to see an Italian guy and write four poems about how horrifying it was

    • @arte0021
      @arte0021 Рік тому +2

      Did Lovecraft hate italians?

    • @Rayitolaser569
      @Rayitolaser569 Рік тому +5

      ​@@arte0021 Search his cat's name

    • @Diego-zz1df
      @Diego-zz1df Рік тому +16

      Cool Air is all about how H. P. Lovecraft doesn't understand/is afraid of air conditioning units.

    • @arte0021
      @arte0021 Рік тому +10

      @@Rayitolaser569 but his cat's name was n***r . Thats not a slur against italians

    • @EggBastion
      @EggBastion 8 місяців тому

      What if it it was Tonio Trussardi?

  • @TheSamgo
    @TheSamgo Рік тому +911

    He improved so much, he didn't even call the guy at the fish counter a racial slur!

    • @valentinabucibattorti9813
      @valentinabucibattorti9813 Рік тому +8

      Aahaaahahahahahahahahah XD XD XD

    • @chemplay866
      @chemplay866 Рік тому +13

      Yeah... google Lovecraft's cat name

    • @TheBeeseik
      @TheBeeseik Рік тому +24

      To be fair, he generally uses colorfully descriptive language to denigrate people different from him.

    • @realhorrorshow8547
      @realhorrorshow8547 Рік тому +3

      @@carlonalessandro9021 Could you point me to the evidence for that?

    • @gaminganimators7000
      @gaminganimators7000 Рік тому

      ​@@realhorrorshow8547perform a dark ritual at his grave and ask, he'll tell you (make sure you do white face if you're not white)

  • @SamAronow
    @SamAronow Рік тому +499

    This was much closer to an actual 1920s upper-class Rhode Island accent than I expected.

    • @t.wcharles2171
      @t.wcharles2171 Рік тому +22

      A surprise to be sure , but a welcome one.

    • @juxstapo
      @juxstapo Рік тому +8

      @@t.wcharles2171 [glares] I see what you did there.
      We will follow your career with great interest.

    • @t.wcharles2171
      @t.wcharles2171 Рік тому +3

      @@juxstapo hello there.

    • @juxstapo
      @juxstapo Рік тому +3

      @@t.wcharles2171General ....... Charrrles

    • @grasmereguy5116
      @grasmereguy5116 Рік тому +1

      Hey Jewish histry guy, nice to see you here!
      חג שמח. אני עוקב אחר הערוץ שלך.

  • @Propanesucka
    @Propanesucka Рік тому +3137

    In retrospect, reading the collected works of Lovecraft while literally committed in a psych ward was one of the odder decisions of my life. Fun, though.

  • @Molegul
    @Molegul Рік тому +802

    This is a peculiar type of unsettling that fits the spooky month perfectly.

  • @thegnarledpirate9198
    @thegnarledpirate9198 Рік тому +1160

    He once wrote a story where the main horror element is an air conditioner.

    • @blondknight99
      @blondknight99 Рік тому

      An ammonia circulated air conditioner! And that guy deserved to melt. Imagine living that long and not having a backup unit for emergencies!

    • @Poldovico
      @Poldovico Рік тому +161

      Air conditioning is necromancy!

    • @ФедяКрюков-в6ь
      @ФедяКрюков-в6ь Рік тому +48

      And it was creepy

    • @creditsunknown7974
      @creditsunknown7974 Рік тому +102

      Lovecraft 🤝 Mechanics. Hating air conditioning

    • @ericbrass3434
      @ericbrass3434 Рік тому +36

      Wasn't that Stephen King? Oh... wait no, that was a lamp.

  • @kaisertreu6276
    @kaisertreu6276 Рік тому +82

    Fun fact: Even tho Lovecraft despised Italians, he loved Italian food.

    • @AlbertBalbastreMorte
      @AlbertBalbastreMorte Рік тому +12

      Glad to see he retained some sanity.

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan 8 місяців тому +10

      Disliking Italian cuisine is an insanity unto itself.

  • @spacepimpkevin1184
    @spacepimpkevin1184 Рік тому +31

    I like how he's not even that rude, he just politely states "no thank you."

  • @brick6347
    @brick6347 Рік тому +82

    Edgar Allan Poe's shopping list: gin, gin, gin, beer, gin.

    • @emilyz4104
      @emilyz4104 Рік тому +13

      Maybe a bit of laudanum for spice.

    • @krashd
      @krashd Рік тому +16

      I saw a flapping in the rafters yore, it was a pigeon came in the door,
      Flapping high above aisle four, where the beer and gin is stored.
      From Poe's "The Pigeon"

    • @drunkpunkrat5764
      @drunkpunkrat5764 Рік тому +6

      Quote of Edgar: "pour me more".

  • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
    @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Рік тому +25

    Lovecraft is a fellow to pity more then hate.
    His father "went mad" when he was young, his mother was both smothering and emotionally abusive up until she "went mad" as well when he was a teenager. He spent the rest of his life convinced it was only a matter of time before the same thing happened to him. He projected that internal fear out onto everything and everyone around him.
    He had an entire network of penpals later in life, which helped him start to open up, and even began to make him openly regret his earlier, more extreme works. Alas, he died before anything could be made of those growing feelings.

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan Рік тому +7

      'Tis a pity indeed.
      But coincidentally all that harrowing misery, crippling fear and queer close-mindedness in his transitory existence was also an irrevocably necessary conconction for us to have "Lovecraftian Horror" at all.

    • @krashd
      @krashd Рік тому +5

      I've never seen any reason to hate him, he was racist at a time when almost everyone was, you shouldn't hate someone for the social norms of their time. You should hate them if they keep doing it after society has moved on.

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Рік тому +8

      @@krashd| I'm afraid Lovecraft was a raging bigot even by his era's standards. The man was working with archaic English-styled racism, you see. Where skin colour was coupled with "good breeding" to discriminate against more-or-less everyone outside of an extremely small margin. He expressed this rabid distrust of more-or-less everyone in his early works, and my GOD is it extreme.
      Keep in mind this was a man who had a paranoid distrust of air conditioners when they started showing up in homes. Just imagine the sort of insane stuff such a neurotic mind would come up with when writing about actual people?

  • @garrick3727
    @garrick3727 Рік тому +386

    I liked "The Sandwich Horror". Right up there with ""At the Mountains of Glad Bags", "Beyond the Wall of Sleep Aids", "The Reduced Price Meat Out of Time", "The Price-Quest of Unmarked Candy", "Herbert West - Tinned Salmon" and "The Call of Clean-Up on Aisle 6".

  • @mercaius
    @mercaius Рік тому +568

    Folks laugh at and mock, but how many "real horror stories" have you read that can be summed up as "I met a weird person and immediately assumed the worst."

    • @AusSP
      @AusSP Рік тому +30

      This is literally Kafka.

    • @remobothic
      @remobothic Рік тому +10

      How about you tell us about one of the times assuming the best about a weird stranger paid off for you?

    • @Lurdiak
      @Lurdiak Рік тому +100

      @@remobothic One time a huge man with filthy dreadlocks sat down next to me at a bar, wearing a tattered leather jacket, ripped biker gloves stained with blood, what seemed to be a gunshot scar on his arm, a knife clearly holstered in his belt.
      After I started talking to him it turns out he was just dressed as a character from a post-apocalyptic novel and coming back from a sci-fi con, and he gave me a copy of one of his comic books he'd written.

    • @sernoddicusthegallant6986
      @sernoddicusthegallant6986 Рік тому +36

      @@remobothic Is there no middle ground between assuming the best and assuming the worst of everyone you meet? I normally start with a neutral opinion of people and form my judgement based on what they do or say from there, but is that against the rules?

    • @remobothic
      @remobothic Рік тому +12

      @@sernoddicusthegallant6986 It's not unreasonable to make basic judgements about people you see based on their appearances and behaviors. Best not to interact with strangers who are visibly on drugs in public, for example.

  • @ferretyluv
    @ferretyluv Рік тому +69

    Lovecraft wrote extensively about how fear of the unknown is the root of cosmic horror. The man was well aware that he was afraid of things he didn’t understand (like math). It’s the basis of all his writing, just like how loss is the basis of Edgar Allen Poe’s writing.

    • @rooty
      @rooty Рік тому +8

      What's so hard to understand about Italians

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@rootywho is this "Mama Mia"? Is she the dark twisted beast from beyond the stars that gave birth to Italy?

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Flesh_Wizardand how can the Pope live in Italy and not in Italy at the same time? Is this what they call "transubstantiation"?

  • @Saturnia2014
    @Saturnia2014 Рік тому +218

    Funny thing about the ending is that one of Lovecraft's favorite meals was spaghetti Bolognese, which he expressed in a letter to a friend. The guy hated Italians but loved Italian food.

    • @seekingabsolution1907
      @seekingabsolution1907 Рік тому +21

      Of course he did. Bigots are usually hypocrites.

    • @rooty
      @rooty Рік тому +4

      Oh like how I love apple pie

    • @Anverse-14
      @Anverse-14 Рік тому +8

      @@piotrbojkoff lol comment.

    • @PhoenixFires
      @PhoenixFires Рік тому

      ​@Пётр Бойков Yeah like we can believe slavs need eradication and still enjoy... Imperialism? Rape? Genocide? Landgrabbing? Serfdom? Oh wait, Soviet music!

    • @user6122
      @user6122 Рік тому +8

      @Пётр Бойков sanest nationalist

  • @ihatenwo
    @ihatenwo Рік тому +375

    Love how he dealt with everything else easily but ITALIAN Thats what disturbed him the most lmao

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 Рік тому +24

      Because he had it literally in his hand. Probably had to wash 57 times in the hand basin in his lodging quarters.

    • @TheDJEON
      @TheDJEON Рік тому +36

      It's true to character. Lovecraft was thoroughly racist.

    • @SwedishSinologyNerd
      @SwedishSinologyNerd Рік тому

      @@TheDJEON Also classist. Being Irish was as bad as being Italian or black to ol' HP. Love his stuff tho. I guess it takes a truly crazy motherfucker to come up with some of that stuff.

    • @matthewblunndel185
      @matthewblunndel185 Рік тому +3

      Just never ask what his cat's name was

    • @MythicFox
      @MythicFox Рік тому +14

      @@matthewblunndel185 To be fair, there's a good chance he didn't name that particular cat, as he was a child and it was a family pet (likely named by his uncle), and he never had another cat as a pet after that IIRC. That said, this doesn't excuse the fact that he kept using that name as a nickname for other black cats (including infamously naming one in a story as an homage) long after he should have known better. Not defending him, for the record, but I feel like it's a detail worth clarifying on that particular anecdote.

  • @58209
    @58209 Рік тому +330

    the real creeping horror is ABK quietly perfecting yet another art medium for the sake of a funny internet video

    • @loganjacob4103
      @loganjacob4103 Рік тому

      I think I'm blessed because if not I wouldn't have met someone who is as spectacular as expert Charles I think he is the best broker I ever seen.

    • @ahumanistpotato
      @ahumanistpotato Рік тому +9

      What the fuck now scambots have other scambots to form "legitimate" conversations with

    • @Mendicant_Bias
      @Mendicant_Bias Рік тому +6

      @@ahumanistpotato Yup....

    • @kashiichan
      @kashiichan Рік тому +2

      @@ahumanistpotato It's pretty easy actually; most of it can be simply scripted and automated. Better to report the whole thing rather than engaging, though. :)

  • @attentivegingy48
    @attentivegingy48 Рік тому +135

    The greatest fear i think is the fear of the Asda layout being switched around.

    • @MC-up7rl
      @MC-up7rl Рік тому +11

      This terror can actually be described, and is all the scarier for it.

    • @Mevi
      @Mevi Рік тому +8

      How about visiting an ASDA in a different town.
      Only 2 hours parking?!
      Where are the toilets?!
      Where do they keep the eggs?!
      Where is the *REDUCED AISLE?!*

    • @Marewig
      @Marewig Рік тому +16

      But what if _you're_ the only one who thinks the layout has been switched around, and everyone else considers it just fine, or that 'it's always been this way, hasn't it?' Now, that's cosmic horror fuel.

    • @chrisgibson5267
      @chrisgibson5267 Рік тому

      @@Mevi ...and you get to your car, and realise that you didn't scan your Asda card.....

  • @josuemoralesdominguez5669
    @josuemoralesdominguez5669 Рік тому +91

    I remember reading a book by S. T. Joshi (can't remember which one), who's one of the main researchers of Lovecraft's life, and at one point he shows Lovecraft's shopping/to-do list and he's like "this is just Lovecraft's shopping list, not much to see here"

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 Рік тому +3

      What was on it?

    • @HadalStreetlights
      @HadalStreetlights Рік тому +17

      @@lollikabosso.w.n7153 probably baked beans and bread or spaghetti noodles and sauce depending on when in his life the list was written. Hot Potato Lovecraft did not eat well.

    • @jorgeluz9560
      @jorgeluz9560 Рік тому +5

      ​@@HadalStreetlights and ice cream. It is said he really, really loved ice cream.

  • @Me-wx1mt
    @Me-wx1mt Рік тому +454

    I don't know how ABK comes up with this stuff but it's always very clever, this man is a genius

  • @frito1625
    @frito1625 Рік тому +52

    Next episode: HP Lovecraft picks up his cat from the petcare center

    • @YIIMM
      @YIIMM Рік тому

      :-|

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 Рік тому +12

      The blasphemous rats in the walls!! Oh dear. I suppose that’s a glass-enclosed terrarium. Ahem…The blasphemous rats in the accursed and ill-kept terrarium, where the foul-scented detritus of long-putrescent wood shavings causes a violent recoil in me when the ghastly odor infects my nostrils. THE HORROR!!!

    • @deadNightwatchman
      @deadNightwatchman Рік тому +10

      "I'm here to pick up..."
      Ohgodohgodohgod😳

    • @0therW1z
      @0therW1z Рік тому +5

      Oh no, my cat was touched by a..... Latino???
      “Sir he works here, to take care of your cat”
      *not my cat anymore*
      Fun fact: H.P.’s cat was literally named the n-word

    • @YIIMM
      @YIIMM Рік тому

      @@0therW1z As Rainier Wolfcastle once said...

  • @oowatwat
    @oowatwat Рік тому +190

    "It's like Walmart, except you can't buy live ammunition." Wowwie even the video descriptions are full of gold

    • @Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.
      @Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq. Рік тому +1

      Rather sad though, "big box" stores like Walmart shouldn't exist in the first place. They've killed countless tens of thousands of small, family-owned, local businesses and half their employees don't even speak English. It's the worst of capitalism and scourge to any community it digs its claws into.

    • @patricknaughton6636
      @patricknaughton6636 Рік тому +2

      Truly horrifying

    • @garrick3727
      @garrick3727 Рік тому +10

      Walmart owns Asda. I mean legally, not competitively. They bought the store that was most like them and made it even more like them.

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth Рік тому

      Will rewatch thanks

    • @mrmicro22
      @mrmicro22 Рік тому +3

      We just call it ammunition. The "live" is redundant.

  • @TheJackster-tl8oi
    @TheJackster-tl8oi Рік тому +39

    Interesting to know the guy who wrote such terrifying stories as “The Dunwich Horror” and “Shadow over Insmouth” would cower in fear if he saw a meatball

  • @DemonicNightmare
    @DemonicNightmare Рік тому +110

    I am astounded at the number of tiny little references and nods to Lovecraft and his work you crammed into less than 40 seconds.
    Impressive and very funny!

  • @MythicFox
    @MythicFox 6 місяців тому +6

    Almost a year and a half after the came out, and I still hear "ITALIAN herbs? No thank you!" in my head when I see a recipe call for Italian seasoning.

  • @michaelgjrjvebs
    @michaelgjrjvebs Рік тому +13

    The Shadow over Innsmouth, which has a rather overt theme about the evils of mixed race breeding, was in no small part inspired by the then recent experience of Lovecraft digging through his family tree and discovering, to his horror, that he was ... 1/16th Welsh.

  • @netlegendstube
    @netlegendstube Рік тому +270

    Why is this Lovecraft somehow less crazy than the actual dude?!

  • @NickAndriadze
    @NickAndriadze Рік тому +10

    *0:30* This is probably the most horrifying part of the any Lovecraftian fiction. Imagine going shopping and seeing a product with word _Italian_ in it. The most spine-chilling thing one can experience for sure.

    • @0therW1z
      @0therW1z Рік тому +4

      Not as bad as buying anything touched by *the french*

  • @edisonlima4647
    @edisonlima4647 Рік тому +40

    ABK did it again!
    Great non-Euclidean comedy with jokes men are not supposed to know!

    • @gdclemo
      @gdclemo Рік тому +7

      Good job he didn't go to Ikea. The many-dimensional non-Euclidean corridors of endless sofas; the eerie shadows of the deformed desk lamps; the wails of tortured souls trudging sleeplessly from chaise longue to shelving unit...

  • @nanowithbeans2511
    @nanowithbeans2511 Рік тому +11

    As someone who just got into lovecraft's writing. the descriptive prose is really accurate to his work. Also that italian hate in the end is so true and funny considering he'd hate everyone who is not from providence.

  • @LorDes83
    @LorDes83 Рік тому +19

    Okay, I lost it at 'albino' and it stayed gone for the rest of the video.
    "ITALIAN herbs?!"
    I'm ded.

  • @teodoral.kostadinova4419
    @teodoral.kostadinova4419 Рік тому +10

    As a curious eastern european that tasted HP sauce once... blasphemous prince of condiments sounds about right.

    • @bmmaaate
      @bmmaaate Рік тому

      It doesn't go well with gherkins.

    • @krashd
      @krashd Рік тому

      Fantastic on hot meat, if I ever have a bacon or sausage sandwich it must be HP sauce.

  • @ahuman32478
    @ahuman32478 Рік тому +11

    Nice, can't wait to see the next episode when he adopts his cute cat!

  • @tremorstudio9766
    @tremorstudio9766 Рік тому +19

    The comments:
    40% ABK incredible accent
    35% italians
    25% cat name

  • @CrimsonTemplar2
    @CrimsonTemplar2 Рік тому +31

    Ketchup’s dark twin got me rolling. Good job ABK.

  • @GentlemanLife-Beyotch
    @GentlemanLife-Beyotch Рік тому +3

    He always loved Italian cooking.
    He discussed as much in one of his early letters to Robert E. Howard.

  • @thegorrambatguy3280
    @thegorrambatguy3280 Рік тому +4

    Thanks to this video, the phrase "Italian herbs!? No thank you!" is lodged in my brain

  • @karpros5561
    @karpros5561 Рік тому +8

    The most on point detail is the wonderful use of "blasphemous"
    I think you could send an army of shoggoths to ER merely playing a drinking game based on the use of that word in all of Lovecraft's works, though "cyclopean" would be a close draw

  • @duskdweeb1368
    @duskdweeb1368 11 місяців тому +6

    There is debate to Lovecraft changing his views, I think it was a more drastic change as there was an account by Lovecraft's neighbor who said that Lovecraft and his aunts were outraged of the antisemitic attacks in Germany and after that news, he stopped mentioning Hitler.

  • @spudman6766
    @spudman6766 Рік тому +7

    Don't know why but the fact that it's specifically an ASDA that he goes to for shopping makes this whole thing better

  • @Nikolapoleon
    @Nikolapoleon Рік тому +8

    I mean... H.P. did eat Italian food. In his letters he talks about like it's something exotic, which is funny, but he did claim to enjoy it now and then.

  • @Cry_Havoc
    @Cry_Havoc Рік тому +114

    I'm pretty sure the guy at the fish counter works as my store, too... and I'm in America. Conspiracy? Coincidence? Cthulhu?

  • @NexusTenebrare
    @NexusTenebrare Рік тому +52

    Great video as always ABK. And congrats on scoring a place on the last episode of Mock the Week. It was such a great show and it's sad to see it go, but how many comedians can say they were on its last ever episode? Well 7, I suppose.

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth Рік тому +4

      Noo that is good news chocolate on a sh*t sandwich! I like mock the week. The week so often needs mocking!

  • @samovarsa2640
    @samovarsa2640 Рік тому +8

    I appreciate the fact that you had Lovecraft drop the 'h' in herbs since he was from the US.

    • @Zaarin1
      @Zaarin1 Рік тому +5

      We actually didn't drop it; the Brits added it in the 19th century to avoid sounding Cockney.

    • @SPQRKlio
      @SPQRKlio Рік тому +1

      @@Zaarin1 For reals? Very interesting!

    • @lesigh1749
      @lesigh1749 Рік тому +2

      @@Zaarin1 That sounds plausable. its also why we cave earls instead of counts like everyone else. Cockneys ruined the latter...

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 Рік тому +6

      But since Lovecraft was such a dedicated Anglophile, in reality he probably would’ve pronounced it with the “h,” to more perfectly present the sound of a Briton of higher breeding than the lowly Cockney rabble.

    • @bmmaaate
      @bmmaaate Рік тому +1

      @@Zaarin1 The only good thing about Cockernees is that they make the Northerners sound intelligent.

  • @stormfaring
    @stormfaring Рік тому +23

    Sir! Stunning. Just stunning. Having just written an in depth paper on Lovecraft's xenophobia (and often blatant racism) in his writing, this feels like a gift for my hard-work. Thanks for the early Halloween gift! 🤣

  • @absinthespoons
    @absinthespoons Рік тому +4

    I watch video essays on 0.75x speed to help me go to sleep, and sometimes I forget to turn it back to 1x in the morning, so I watched most of this going "the odd audio distortion in this is a real Choice". honestly I think I still prefer the 0.75x version. the weird slowness is creepier.

  • @JoshStrifeHayes
    @JoshStrifeHayes Рік тому +7

    Ketchups dark twin

    • @thebad6246
      @thebad6246 Рік тому +1

      Hey! That line was in the video I watched. Did we just see the same cartoon?

  • @davidepizzini9328
    @davidepizzini9328 Рік тому +29

    An actual masterpiece

  • @LeonEvans_Guyver1
    @LeonEvans_Guyver1 Рік тому +40

    He was kept awake at night endlessly, tormented by the horror that people didn't keep chocolate in the fridge.....

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth Рік тому +10

      I am tormented by the chalky horror that they do keep it in the fridge.

    • @gerardmontgomery280
      @gerardmontgomery280 Рік тому +5

      @@wordzmyth I'm with you here, chocolate does not go in the fridge

    • @krashd
      @krashd Рік тому +7

      The Swiss have the most guns per capita and lowest gun crime for one reason and one reason only, the guns are only there for when they hear of someone placing chocolate in to a fridge.

    • @shadetreader
      @shadetreader Рік тому +7

      He probably hated chocolate for being brown...

    • @LeonEvans_Guyver1
      @LeonEvans_Guyver1 Рік тому +1

      @@shadetreader ouch! 😅

  • @aix83
    @aix83 Рік тому +74

    It's the most cyclopean video with mind boggling vistas and by the end I devolved into babbling madness

    • @SheeplessNW6
      @SheeplessNW6 Рік тому +12

      It's good, but it could have been more squamous and/or rugose

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 Рік тому +1

      But that’s just the standard of all of ABK’s videos.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 Рік тому

      @@SheeplessNW6
      Or even more singularly abnormal and/or non-Euclidean.

    • @gdclemo
      @gdclemo Рік тому +1

      @@SheeplessNW6 I expected more eldrichness, frankly. (Eldricity?)

    • @evillink1
      @evillink1 Рік тому

      There were no bas-reliefs or tarpaulins though.

  • @kirinmacneil7173
    @kirinmacneil7173 Рік тому +4

    Was very much waiting for him to describe HP’s colour using a slur.

  • @renaigh
    @renaigh Рік тому +4

    Mamma Mia! She worked tirelessly to grow those herbs.

  • @GeorgMMidas
    @GeorgMMidas Рік тому +145

    I love this! As a Lovecraft fan it’s great to see some humour about him that isn’t just the low-hanging fruit of “he was a racist”

    • @GreenEyedDazzler
      @GreenEyedDazzler Рік тому +23

    • @aboutashow
      @aboutashow Рік тому +14

      🤨

    • @MC-up7rl
      @MC-up7rl Рік тому +8

      ​@@AEG3587 Well... Lovecraft refused to try to gain "social points" and we know how that went for him...

    • @Scrubjay457
      @Scrubjay457 Рік тому +39

      Uhh... The video makes 2 explicit jokes of that nature.
      He looks at a penguin and asked if it could come in albino, and literally has an adverse reaction to the *word* "Italian."

    • @kirkkerman
      @kirkkerman Рік тому +49

      @@Scrubjay457 The Albino penguin is a reference to At the Mountains of Madness, which features monstrous albino cave penguins (although the story also suggests that Lovecraft found normal penguins quite unnerving as well, which is... something)

  • @Jaykey_Soldier6036
    @Jaykey_Soldier6036 Рік тому +5

    The fact he even went outside, shows how different this HP is to the real one.

  • @fabio_39
    @fabio_39 Рік тому +26

    As an Italian who loves HPL, i am very sad now

    • @rabbitguts2518
      @rabbitguts2518 Рік тому +29

      Imagine how black fans of HPL feel when they found out what his cat was called 💀

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 Рік тому +3

      Then have a tasty meal of authentic margherita pizza with your swarthy family, and toast and/or roast HPL on his birthday.

    • @AusSP
      @AusSP Рік тому +1

      @@rabbitguts2518 I heard he loved

    • @MythicFox
      @MythicFox Рік тому +7

      @@AusSP To my understanding he did, and to be fair there's an extremely good chance that he didn't actually name that particular cat, as this was from his childhood and it was a family pet (likely named by his uncle). Though he did have a fondness for applying that name to other black cats later on in life whether nicknaming specific ones (though he never properly kept one as a pet as an adult, IIRC), using it as a term for black cats in general, or naming one in a story as an homage. This is long after he should have known better, because even in those days he was extreme enough people tried to get him to dial it back, but let's at least apply a tiny grain of credit where credit is due. Not defending him, but at least applying a footnote to one of the most common stories about him.

    • @stykytte
      @stykytte Рік тому +8

      @@MythicFox Yup, it's not like he was the only one either. Lots of black cats, dogs, horses etc were named things that people would reel at today. In years to come we will be looked on with the same disdain for things our current social model finds perfectly normal - probably the authoritarian cancel culture nightmare we currently live in.
      Kind of ignorant to judge an indivdual on the overarching social norms of their time tbh.

  • @coyoteclockworkstudios3140
    @coyoteclockworkstudios3140 Рік тому +2

    Lovecraft: "That fishmonger fellow looks off somehow ... Is he a J-"
    Lovecraft's Wife: "ALL RIGHT NO MORE OF THAT!"

  • @messymoomin7933
    @messymoomin7933 Рік тому +18

    This is probably how going shopping in his mind, since he was incredibly agoraphobic lmaooo
    Great video and amazing animation!!

    • @AA-eq2zq
      @AA-eq2zq Рік тому

      Surprised at the amount of degradation and laughing at agoraphobia and other anxiety disorders and symptoms in this comment section, didn't know that was a common enough thing.
      (Having a history with these illnesses myself, I wish it wasn't.)

  • @scotthuffman3462
    @scotthuffman3462 Рік тому +25

    "I'm surprised he could go 30 seconds without saying something raci- oh there it is"

    • @lesigh1749
      @lesigh1749 Рік тому +8

      Xenophobic, not racist. Lovecraft was unsettled by anything outside of his own cosy corner of New England culture. Even Penguins.

    • @tylerchristian3557
      @tylerchristian3557 Рік тому +5

      @@lesigh1749 The neat thing about facts is that more than one of them can be true at once. A house can be tall AND red, for example.

    • @Haterator
      @Haterator Рік тому +1

      @@lesigh1749 Well, the "albino" comment on the penguin is dead give away that it was meant to be taken as HP a razzist.

    • @lesigh1749
      @lesigh1749 Рік тому +5

      @@tylerchristian3557 yet a person who is irrationaly repulsed by anyone or anything different to themself cannot also be described as racist. its litteraly attempting to isolate a single facet of a wider behaviour as if that is their only issue. Much like saying that because a person eats vegitables with their roast beef, they are a vegetarian.

    • @tylerchristian3557
      @tylerchristian3557 Рік тому +6

      @Marcus Believe it or not, at the time, it would have been. Italians weren't considered white in Lovecraft's time (and the joke here is obviously his aversion to Italians, not an allergy to oregano).

  • @cube-drone
    @cube-drone Рік тому +4

    I just watched a different youtuber do a 3 minute skit where they just took one joke and did it again and again for the entire three minutes
    and then I jumped to this, which contained several consecutive jokes in a 36 second span

  • @mahna_mahna
    @mahna_mahna Рік тому +3

    I want these to play instead of youtube ads.
    BTW, I just started listening to Loremen and love it. Okay, I admit it, I'm binging. It's the soundtrack whenever I'm driving now (and as an American parent, that's like 75% of my day). I give it a 5/5.

  • @Eclipsed_Archon
    @Eclipsed_Archon Рік тому +5

    he's my favorite author and I have to say this is spot on

  • @justpassingthrough7728
    @justpassingthrough7728 Рік тому +2

    That description of brown sauce was just beautiful

    • @krashd
      @krashd Рік тому

      Dark ichor...

  • @stop-the-greed
    @stop-the-greed Рік тому +5

    Perfect . Happy Halloween ABK . Nice to see you also do (re) animation

  • @EBThisThat
    @EBThisThat Рік тому +1

    HP sauce, ketchup’s darker twin had me rolling 😂

  • @TheFlowerbeast
    @TheFlowerbeast Рік тому +48

    how do you not have 1M subscribers yet when you put this much effort into your content?

    • @LiveErrors
      @LiveErrors Рік тому +23

      infrequent short content does not give you first class algorithm tickets

    • @Apurocko
      @Apurocko Рік тому +7

      Share it more!

    • @funnyusername8635
      @funnyusername8635 Рік тому +1

      Because the amount of effort you put into the things you make sort of doesn't matter. You can be talented and creative and skilled and hardworking but if people don't like the stuff you make they won't be your audience.

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis 5 місяців тому

      It's not that people don't like it. It's that it's not mainstream popular type content. People do like it a lot, just not a lot of people.

  • @elenatchougounova-paulson6462
    @elenatchougounova-paulson6462 Рік тому +4

    You know that you are a genius, right? Because you are! That was utterly brilliant!

  • @Dalekzilla
    @Dalekzilla Рік тому +11

    Am a huge Lovecraft afficianado, and I loved this. I think Lovecraft was probably regretting his xenophobia in his last years. He had made other drastic changes in his thinking after all...for instance, he started out a staunch plutocrat, and (after the depression) became a devoted socialist. He was one of the greatest writers that ever lived in any case.

    • @MemekingJag
      @MemekingJag Рік тому +7

      from what i know, his political views were more fads and fashions than anything. he labelled himself a fascist but when actually describing his individual views they weren't at all like what came at the height of fascist italy or national socialist germany.

    • @sudanemamimikiki1527
      @sudanemamimikiki1527 Рік тому +3

      @@MemekingJag he never referred to himself as a fascist tho.
      He straight up decried nazi germanny long before it was cool to do so and said he himself would definitively get kicked out of there as he himself disagreed vehemently with them on subjects of artistic liberty and few other things.
      And while he admitted to liking what hitler is doing, he also thought that he was a clown and a buffoon.
      Many things he was
      But fascist was not one of them

    • @MemekingJag
      @MemekingJag Рік тому +2

      @@sudanemamimikiki1527 There was a period of his life in the 1920s and 30s that he referred to his politics as fascism, but that was just his label and didn't bear much resemblance to the fascist governments that actually sprang up. He was anti-democratic, anti-enfranchisement, anti-socialist and anti-whig/capitalist, which in those days was a position grouped together under the umbrella term fascism.
      In actual policies though, he was not very closely aligned with 20th century fascism. He decried Hitler for racial based nationalism, he was more in favour of what we would call civic nationalism. He supported FDR, a noted 'liberal' politician.
      I also don't really think it matters what his politics were. I reckon he flirted with the political realm like any eloquent person might, but I don't put any stock in either his knowledge of politics or the faith of his convictions. The same goes for Einstein and Hawking and pretty much every other public figure in history that has done great works in everything but philosophy and statecraft. It seems today we expect celebrities to be role models in every measure of their life, and people can't just stay in their lane.

    • @user-zz3sn8ky7z
      @user-zz3sn8ky7z Рік тому

      @@MemekingJag While I agree that for a lot of positions the political views of the author are more of a curiosity than a necessary information (your mention of theoretical physics being a perfect example), I think it's bizzare to include artists in this group, especially ones focused on literature. It's extremely hard to separate yourself and your personal biases from your writing and most people, for better or worse, don't even try. Couple that with the fact that the job of an artist is to invoke emotion and you have the perfect conditions to create unintended meanings and even accidental propanganda.
      For that reason i think it's integral for proper critical analysis of many works (maybe not Lovecraft specifically, as his ideas, both inside and outside the books, were so outrageous that it's hard to take them as a serious stance rather than a sign of crippling mental health issues) to understand at least the basic principles of the authors moral and political views (which they'll usually tell you themself in the book anyway). After all, the phrase "the clerk had a big nose" for instance would have very different connotations, even in isolation, based on whether it was written by a notorious anti-semite or just a person that likes unnecessarily detailed descriptions

    • @MemekingJag
      @MemekingJag Рік тому

      @@user-zz3sn8ky7z yeah, you're right that it's more intertwined with the individual's work than other areas of expertise. I guess I prescribe more to the idea of 'the author is dead', and that not even the original intent of the artist with their work matters, let alone the tangential world views they held.
      the line between the artist and their work is a very fine one though, and i also (perhaps hypocritically) believe that hardship and pain in an artists life can greatly improve the art they create, while also thinking it is a shame when an artists personal failings, such as lovecraft's prejudicial views, tarnish the art itself.
      i don't begrudge anyone their negative views on him, especially when like you say the views he held can effect the work. for me personally, the casual prejudice that appears in lovecraft work actually adds to the point of view of the narration of many of his stories, that being the self-assured, institutional and the unfamiliarity of that which is considered 'other', which is invariably contrasted with the strange, unthinkable horror the narrator confronts.

  • @minanes6549
    @minanes6549 Рік тому +1

    'Brown ichor of the indescribable' - fabulous.

  • @minski76
    @minski76 Рік тому +3

    Yep. Was wondering how Howie would fare in the Italian food aisle.
    🍅😆

  • @fred9136
    @fred9136 Рік тому +1

    The Brown Sauce segment really got me.

  • @hydroaegis6658
    @hydroaegis6658 Рік тому +4

    This man literally lived his own life in cosmic horror.

  • @phillipbernhardt-house6907
    @phillipbernhardt-house6907 Рік тому +2

    Excellent!
    And superb job on your final Mock the Week! It was a great run you had on there! I'm sad it is finished, and having you on it was a welcome added bonus to an already excellent show these past few seasons! Thank you for doing it, and for all of your work here and elsewhere! :)

  • @squidthing
    @squidthing Рік тому +10

    He will become paralyzed for days if he accidently wanders into the international food aisle

  • @dunwitch
    @dunwitch Рік тому +1

    Ketchup's dark twin ... LOL I was just chortling at this and didn't even realize it was The Interdimensional ABK

  • @isaacschmitt4803
    @isaacschmitt4803 Рік тому +3

    Wow, not sure what you did to achieve the animated quality of this, but this just shows how versatile ABK is with his acting!

  • @FoKusani
    @FoKusani Рік тому +1

    this animation is amazing

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 Рік тому +4

    HPs Sauce, the sauce of HP Lovecraft…

  • @Standub
    @Standub Рік тому +1

    An effort, the style, the context, the voice-over and timing - everything is perfect!

  • @princessmaly
    @princessmaly Рік тому +3

    The best combination of nerdy jokes and dad jokes. Albino penguins! You know! Like from the story! Get it? ...Do you get it? Albino penguins? Right? Like, y'know, from the story? Do you get it?

  • @FriendlyPalBud
    @FriendlyPalBud Рік тому +2

    I need this to become a full series

  • @Darmes3k
    @Darmes3k Рік тому +7

    You have created cartoon gold-fiendishly clever in its intricacies. Make more HP Lovecraft (sauce) videos please!

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 Рік тому +2

    Just saw you on the last ever Mock The Week. What an honour to be invited to that! Best wishes for all your upcoming plans!

  • @a.k.5597
    @a.k.5597 Рік тому +6

    I adore ABK's American accent.

  • @EdKolis
    @EdKolis 5 місяців тому +2

    (picks up cat food) oh this will be perfect for-- BANNED!

  • @m0L3ify
    @m0L3ify Рік тому +4

    Basically my brain as I go through life after reading a Gibson book and my brain starts narrating everything I see and do the same way he writes 😂

  • @animatewithdermot
    @animatewithdermot Рік тому

    Dear god, just found your channel. GOLD MINE!

  • @markoconnor1691
    @markoconnor1691 Рік тому +5

    I love what you do, man. Stay safe x

  • @TrulySpeechless
    @TrulySpeechless Рік тому +2

    "Asda. It's like Walmart, except you can't buy live ammunition" - the description of this video 💀

  • @TotallyNotRedneckYall
    @TotallyNotRedneckYall Рік тому +4

    You had me at Lovecraft.

  • @rachealgetscreative
    @rachealgetscreative Рік тому +2

    Any video with the word "ichor" in it is both splendid and horrifying.

  • @Nantosuelta
    @Nantosuelta Рік тому +7

    I'm so tired of everyone today complaining about how racist Lovecraft was. First of all, the guy lived in the 1900s, second he was afraid of literally everything. Thirdly, he married a jewish women. In the 1920s, that was very rare. I forget which story it was, but theres a character who is an Indian Sadhu/monk who basically enlightens the main character to the truth of all existence. He pretty much hated and distrusted anyone that he didn't directly know and that manifested as racism and bigotry.

    • @lexiferenczy9695
      @lexiferenczy9695 Рік тому +4

      True, most often you can't even mention or - god forbid! - openly like him and his work anymore without feeling compelled by these awful people to condemn him for his racism. I mean we get that he was racist, can we now please move on and concentrate on why we like his work?

  • @joz6683
    @joz6683 Рік тому +1

    This is BRILLIANT, thank you so much for this... I would love to put this as a link in Horrorbabble, I think his audience would love it...