Idk, if you're genuinely nice and kind, people feel the energy and share it back. If people are nice to you just because you're hot, they're disgusting and their kindness is worthless
@Night_Stary you can be as kind as you want, but there are actually studies proving that hot people get treated better Obviously a hot asshole gets treated worse than a nice but unattractive person, but in general if you're good looking ppl will default to treating you better to start
It's so accurate, too. Attractive people rarely realise how different the world is when you're not attractive. It's like playing on a different difficulty setting.
It's how zoomers make small talk. They usually don't go outside so the "nice weather" small talk has turned into "have you remembered to drink water and breathe air today?"
@@Datscrazi231 yeah I was totally being super serious when I said "have you remembered to breathe air today?" LMAO. You and your fellow zoomers should lay off the tide pods maybe.
He's evolving into a canoe! He's asking people if their hydrated. Going outside. Hanging out with more people. Showing emotion. 😁 I love that guy that was showing you the smoker. "Yeeeee" I don't eat a lot of meat but the BBQ looks good
do you even know what "breaking character" means? this is literally him not a character he puts on he even said in a video some time ago how insecure he was because of it/suprised how positive the youtube comments reacted
@@1Nasher_ I love how you arrive at conclusions such as a temper tantrum or can't get a simple joke. Whatever is troubling you in life to be the ONLY person to have a negative comment after 142 people understood what I said is proof positive that misery is a choice.
@@1Nasher_ Yikes.Chill out man. He definitely sounded more frantic and emotional than usual and was genuinely in pain. I don't know why you're beating Andrew up for observing that. And even if someone sounds a certain way, most YTers and performers play up parts of their personality for an effect. And sometimes they _do break_ and don't do it as much. It's not a big deal. You'll still have presents under the tree, I promise!
If you ever doubt your appeal, remember I've been a vegetarian for 5 years and I enjoyed this video all the way through and only after finishing it I kinda went 'hang on I can't even eat any of this'. I kinda just tend to always enjoy your videos because of your personality, no matter the food.
The brisket at pecan lodge was dry because they gave you lean brisket. My least favorite thing about pecan lodge is they don't let you choose what section of brisket you want.
Out of curiosity, is it typical in Dallas for places to let you pick what brisket section you get? Is it an obstacle for the restraunt if everyone picks the fatty parts and the lean parts go mostly uneaten?
A picky eater is the perfect sidekick for future canoe. Kinda how in buddy cop movies there is that by the book, straight-laced cop and he teams up with the loose cannon, "chief demands your badge once per day" cop.
10:46 You can't fake that "Oh fuck I've gone over my limit for spicy food, and now I'm in a boiling hell of my own creation" wavering in your voice. That folks, is actual spicy suffering.
That's cause the beef Ribs they make are those NASTY ASS SHORT RIBS. Back Ribs are way better but they're super rich so they can be hard to eat. Juicier and much more flavorful.
My mom uses them to make a big Korean lettuce wrap dinner that is absolutely amazing. Plus, as a Texan, I have nothing bad to say about beef fat. It’s definitely a preference thing, and I guess a socioeconomic thing maybe, but you don’t have to get them all the time, but I would not say that they aren’t worth it.
I go to UTD, and Ricky's is really close by. I've been in love with that place for years, and I've been to a lot of hot chicken places. Seeing it randomly pop up in this video was genuinely such a nice surprise. Ricky's and Hattie B's are in a league of their own in my opinion, and it was very validating to see that you feel the same.
Blue bell has been my comfort ice cream brand for like ~30 years now. Maybe once a year, I'll grab one of the larger tubs and just enjoy the whole thing in one sitting while listening to some music.
Bro, if you made it to Ricky's in Richardson, you could've driven 15 more minutes to Frisco for Hutchins... But I'm glad you had a good time! The Dallas food scene is severely underrated!
For those that don’t live in Dallas for sure, and Dallas isn’t a tourist town. It’s a business town, which is good because nobody comes here and we have phenomenal food.
Man, you missed out on Cattleack. My family has been in Dallas for generations, and that is by far the best that has popped up. The woman that runs it is a top shelf operator and they’ve been killing it since they opened.
Pro tip when ordering TX BBQ- Always ask for the point, if available. Much juicier and fattier. Thanks for spreading the gospel of Blue Bell! Much love from DFW!
This is the only kind of vlog (apart from casey neistat's) that I can sit through and watch the whole thing without skipping forward or clicking off. Even before playing the video I know it's going to be straight to the point, sprinkled with humour and no wasted seconds. Appreciate it and keep up the good work
Flexible struggle meal Balkan style 1. Start by boiling 5 minute macaronies for 1 person, if its a lower struggle level meal I add chicken stock (any soft pasta is fine) 2.(optional if smol struggle)While boiling cook any meat available, ex minced meat or frozen meatballs or sausages, or bacon! Whatever I have in the freezer. 3. When macaronies are done cooking, drain them and put them in a bowl. Mix in a any available cheese (Cheese is kinda expensive so depends on the struggle level), a spoonfull of creme freische. Cracked black pepper. 4. This is the key to the whole recipe, Vegeta. Which is basically MSG but fully natural and from the balkans, Its available @ walmart and is a staple in any balkan household Sprinkle a bit over the macaronies, mix, then sprinke again. 5. (Optional) Top with the meat.
Texas dive bars are pretty welcoming, if you're polite and sincere. You don't gotta be pretty in a dive bar, just be a good guy. Pool halls are also welcoming, depending on if its league night or not
If you're gonna stop through Kansas City for KC barbecue some time, don't bother going anywhere in KC, it's all mostly overpriced and franchised, go to Kehde's Barbecue in Sedalia, Missouri(don't try their regular fries though), it's an hour drive from KC but the town is also known for the Goober burger, you can get it at Goody's.
“I’m no longer taking bar recommendations from hot girls” absolutely sage advice
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah super hot people do NOT understand the true struggle lol
Idk, if you're genuinely nice and kind, people feel the energy and share it back. If people are nice to you just because you're hot, they're disgusting and their kindness is worthless
@@Night_Stary people are subconsciously more trusting/nicer to attractive people. It just sorta is that way.
@Night_Stary you can be as kind as you want, but there are actually studies proving that hot people get treated better
Obviously a hot asshole gets treated worse than a nice but unattractive person, but in general if you're good looking ppl will default to treating you better to start
It's so accurate, too. Attractive people rarely realise how different the world is when you're not attractive. It's like playing on a different difficulty setting.
seeing him going outside is enoght to make a grown man cry.
And to talk to the man cooking the briskets? I'm weeping
but not this grown man get back in there tear
Im not a grown man but I teared up too
Rally enoght
@@kyhtNcloudy with a chance of meatballs reference??
7:37 "I'm not attractive enough to have a lot of fun " dammmmn that's relatable
literally me
He definitely sounds attractive.
Real
@@Yxki-1might end up as another Corpse husband situation
@@arent2295 he's done face content before in his old videos
I feel like a proud parent when I see FutureCanoe interact more and more with strangers
I felt bad when he so arrogantly called that guy out for sweating though, as if it was odd he was sweating around all those smokers lol
@@fleshtaffy he asked if hes hydrated or no tho
11:07
"gimme some fries"
*dips pickle*
His brain is not braining at that moment
“are you hydrated?” pleasee the random questions 😂
he is so cutee
It's how zoomers make small talk. They usually don't go outside so the "nice weather" small talk has turned into "have you remembered to drink water and breathe air today?"
@@delted438is not that deep
@@delted438I forgor to air 💀
@@Datscrazi231 yeah I was totally being super serious when I said "have you remembered to breathe air today?" LMAO.
You and your fellow zoomers should lay off the tide pods maybe.
10:30 Are you guys ready to see me suffer? Always
Best duo ever 😂
😂
good friends xD
Trio
That's how you can tell they're friends.
He's evolving into a canoe! He's asking people if their hydrated. Going outside. Hanging out with more people. Showing emotion. 😁 I love that guy that was showing you the smoker. "Yeeeee" I don't eat a lot of meat but the BBQ looks good
10:29 "Always" aww u have such supportive frnds
6:04 “Why cut sugar when I can just cut my lifespan”
-FUTURECANOE 2024
words to live by
I love men who cook, display dry humor and have no face.
So you’re into eldritch cooking husbands?
(This is a joke, do not end my radioactive isotopes)
that blue bell aisle looks so good idk how to describe it its just satisfying to look at, like the golden ratio of grocery store aisles
Fuck is blue bell anyways? Must be a Murican thing
The A Bomb made you break character. You almost sounded normal during your spicy suffering. Hope you had fun ❤
do you even know what "breaking character" means?
this is literally him not a character he puts on he even said in a video some time ago how insecure he was because of it/suprised how positive the youtube comments reacted
@1Nasher_ "do you even know what" shut up!
@@AndrewL82 nah i rather not booboo its funnier to watch you throw your temper tantrum over the fact that you know dogshi :D
@@1Nasher_ I love how you arrive at conclusions such as a temper tantrum or can't get a simple joke. Whatever is troubling you in life to be the ONLY person to have a negative comment after 142 people understood what I said is proof positive that misery is a choice.
@@1Nasher_ Yikes.Chill out man. He definitely sounded more frantic and emotional than usual and was genuinely in pain. I don't know why you're beating Andrew up for observing that.
And even if someone sounds a certain way, most YTers and performers play up parts of their personality for an effect. And sometimes they _do break_ and don't do it as much. It's not a big deal. You'll still have presents under the tree, I promise!
If you ever doubt your appeal, remember I've been a vegetarian for 5 years and I enjoyed this video all the way through and only after finishing it I kinda went 'hang on I can't even eat any of this'. I kinda just tend to always enjoy your videos because of your personality, no matter the food.
This was so sweet, almost as all that ice cream he ate. Cheers
Well at least you have something to look forward to if you ever quit being a vegetarian. Also since you’re vegetarian you can eat Ice Cream right?
@@williamhardee8863 i don't see myself quitting lmaooo buy yess i can eat ice cream since the vegan life is not for me
@futurecanoe I found you a girlfriend
I can physically feel the awkwardness from the "Shut the Clock up" conversation at the end lmao.
The brisket at pecan lodge was dry because they gave you lean brisket. My least favorite thing about pecan lodge is they don't let you choose what section of brisket you want.
Out of curiosity, is it typical in Dallas for places to let you pick what brisket section you get? Is it an obstacle for the restraunt if everyone picks the fatty parts and the lean parts go mostly uneaten?
IMO pecan lodge has fallen off in general. Maybe not fallen off as much as not kept up with everyone else.
Nope sorry. That's just bad brisket. No brisket should be dry unless you suck
Idk y this comment is liked so much
10000% agree!
I thought we were all crushing on him parasocially already 🤔
100%
Zombie dicks
real
A GREAT START TO A MONDAY!!!
A picky eater is the perfect sidekick for future canoe. Kinda how in buddy cop movies there is that by the book, straight-laced cop and he teams up with the loose cannon, "chief demands your badge once per day" cop.
10:46 You can't fake that "Oh fuck I've gone over my limit for spicy food, and now I'm in a boiling hell of my own creation" wavering in your voice. That folks, is actual spicy suffering.
The most emotion I have heard from FutureCanoe
Dude, I'm surviving my depression and alcoholism with fluoxetine and your videos. Thanks a lot for that!!
try magic shrooms lol
Hoping you'll do better soon. Best wishes!
@@donnre6825what’s that
9:28 She 100% thought you told her to stfu
I love these NPC food review videos, it just feels so relaxing and honest.
The best part of my day is watching futurecanoe eat food whilst I eat food. it’s almost like I’m not alone in my kitchen with a 6 piece nugget meal!
"Only Frieza Day"
Straight died laughing
I did not expect a TFS reference
When i have a good meal in front of me a Future Canoe video while I eat is a MUST! Thank you for the content!
Hot take from someone in Texas: Beef Rib is a tourist trap. It's mostly fat and the bone weighs so much that you're getting so little for your money
Goodness I just realized that, that legitimately seems like a scam now
@@TheYardninja yeah like if you enjoy the taste that much more than pork rib or brisket then go for it! But it really isn't worth it imo
That's cause the beef Ribs they make are those NASTY ASS SHORT RIBS.
Back Ribs are way better but they're super rich so they can be hard to eat.
Juicier and much more flavorful.
Not a tourist trap, very delicious to all the locals as well
My mom uses them to make a big Korean lettuce wrap dinner that is absolutely amazing. Plus, as a Texan, I have nothing bad to say about beef fat. It’s definitely a preference thing, and I guess a socioeconomic thing maybe, but you don’t have to get them all the time, but I would not say that they aren’t worth it.
Thanks for giving us a new video! Now I don’t have to binge the old ones for dopamine
Future, your channel is the best thing on UA-cam. It ain’t falling off. I’ve watched literally every single video you got on UA-cam.
10:53 I don’t think I have heard such long and emotionally charged sentences from FutureCanoe before
i love this guy relatable as hell somehow
11:00 "why do I keep doing this?"
me: for our fun LOL
10:58 man was WHIMPERING 😭
I like the way you interacted with that smokemaster. It felt natural. Good job.
What a gem of a channel. So simple yet so unique
I go to UTD, and Ricky's is really close by. I've been in love with that place for years, and I've been to a lot of hot chicken places. Seeing it randomly pop up in this video was genuinely such a nice surprise. Ricky's and Hattie B's are in a league of their own in my opinion, and it was very validating to see that you feel the same.
Blue bell has been my comfort ice cream brand for like ~30 years now. Maybe once a year, I'll grab one of the larger tubs and just enjoy the whole thing in one sitting while listening to some music.
7:50 bro speaking facts 🗣️🗣️
"it gets worse-Take a bite bra" Brotherly love xD
Bro, if you made it to Ricky's in Richardson, you could've driven 15 more minutes to Frisco for Hutchins... But I'm glad you had a good time! The Dallas food scene is severely underrated!
For those that don’t live in Dallas for sure, and Dallas isn’t a tourist town. It’s a business town, which is good because nobody comes here and we have phenomenal food.
10:58 brother sounds like he’s having the time of his life instead of being in pain. Lol
Yeah 😂 but then the noice of his burping took me by surprise... like if he wanted to throw out
Man, you missed out on Cattleack. My family has been in Dallas for generations, and that is by far the best that has popped up. The woman that runs it is a top shelf operator and they’ve been killing it since they opened.
The ice cream looks like heaven. Apparently heaven is a grocery store. I always assumed as much.
The second BBQ place looked legit. Yum.
What a way to start the day
"are you guys ready to see me suffer?"
"always" x2 😆
8:22 I love the TFS reference lol
11:20 When i first heard that, I thought he said "The sight of your face really hurts" 😅😂😂
I thought he was saying that too, but the difference is that I still don’t know what he’s saying 😅
9:02 that caught me off guard 💀
10:33 the in sync "allways" no way 💀
Bro. Hutchins is number 1 for a reason
Today is my birthday. I opened yt at 12am and your video popped up. Thanks for making my day nice!
Happy birthday!🎉
Ima just say it
Im in love with him 🫣❤️
He's so cute 🥺
This the first time ive seen food on here that make me actually hungry
Blue Bell Tin roof has my wife stalking the ice cream aisle with its seasonality / limited editionedness.
Hey welcome to Texas glad you enjoyed it
Well, Dallas, not really Texas
Him eating the spicy food and practically moaning and crying in pain is so funny
but.... where did you put the pint of ice cream inbetween? Am i the only one fixating on that?
Lol you came to texas during one of the bighest storms of the Year
Words cannot explain just how much I love this man
Blue bell Pistachio and almond is also an insanely good one 😋
this is the first futurecanoe video to make me hungry
3:21 DUDEEEE your car looks soo niceee
Pro tip when ordering TX BBQ- Always ask for the point, if available. Much juicier and fattier. Thanks for spreading the gospel of Blue Bell! Much love from DFW!
Therapy: getting super high, sitting down with a huge plate of food, and watching this channel
This is the only kind of vlog (apart from casey neistat's) that I can sit through and watch the whole thing without skipping forward or clicking off. Even before playing the video I know it's going to be straight to the point, sprinkled with humour and no wasted seconds. Appreciate it and keep up the good work
Glad he came over to experience some Dallas BBQ!
"Giant Beef Rib" was my nickname at culinary school.
I went to Dallas for the first time at the end of this past October. Terry blacks was so good. Literally the only reason to go to dallas
DALLAS MENTIONED LETS GOOOOOOO
plz dont die i love ur content
11:30 bro destroyed his mouth so bad he became an actual AI
"We didnt get christmas back on Vegeta, we only had Frieza day" such an underrated line.
The way I laughed out loud at work 9:19
Flexible struggle meal Balkan style
1. Start by boiling 5 minute macaronies for 1 person, if its a lower struggle level meal I add chicken stock (any soft pasta is fine)
2.(optional if smol struggle)While boiling cook any meat available, ex minced meat or frozen meatballs or sausages, or bacon! Whatever I have in the freezer.
3. When macaronies are done cooking, drain them and put them in a bowl. Mix in a any available cheese (Cheese is kinda expensive so depends on the struggle level), a spoonfull of creme freische. Cracked black pepper.
4. This is the key to the whole recipe, Vegeta. Which is basically MSG but fully natural and from the balkans, Its available @ walmart and is a staple in any balkan household
Sprinkle a bit over the macaronies, mix, then sprinke again.
5. (Optional) Top with the meat.
I love you futurecanoe. Your videos are basically like a pain killer and the outro makes me calm
Texas dive bars are pretty welcoming, if you're polite and sincere. You don't gotta be pretty in a dive bar, just be a good guy. Pool halls are also welcoming, depending on if its league night or not
If you're ever in Denver you gotta go to the french press for breakfeast. their food is amazing. Also the countless breweries with kitchens as well
i agree with larry underwood. it makes me feel like futurecanoe in the bluebell aisle❤❤❤
Buttered pecan is truly amazing.
He's so low energy he's worth every penny ❤
“Are you hydrated” tbh I ask myself that so often
Strangely it's when he's interacting with others that I'm the happiest
"We didn't get Christmas on Vegeta,all we had was frieza day" W Dbza reference
I’m so happy you came to Dallas !!!
wholesome as ever
Blue bell Gooey butter cake is amazing
new character sounds like you from a radio
Idk why him calling it Terryback every time was so funny
11:24 bro went quiet and started breathing hard🤣🤣
I'm in this video! The guy with the bulbasaur on his hat.
As someone who has lived in Dallas all my life, I have never heard of any of these restaurants
So? what's your old-school recommendation? HPC? Lower Greenville? Deep Ellum?
If you're gonna stop through Kansas City for KC barbecue some time, don't bother going anywhere in KC, it's all mostly overpriced and franchised, go to Kehde's Barbecue in Sedalia, Missouri(don't try their regular fries though), it's an hour drive from KC but the town is also known for the Goober burger, you can get it at Goody's.
9:17 Laughed way more than I need to
Watching this man cut the meat off the rib with a fork and knife sends my flight or fight sences out the roof.
copy of burger andy gets left behind
DALLAS MENTIONED 🙏🗣🔥
You telling me that this man was in my city and I didn’t know, I’ll never get to meet my hero now.
"are you ready to see me suff-" "ALWAYS"
i love your honest way of "grade" these videos
Man please make longer videos. I would like to watch you for hours in a totally nongay straight way