Artie Lange: Life in the Corrections System

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  • Опубліковано 3 лис 2019
  • Taken from JRE #1376 w/Artie Lange: #1376: • Joe Rogan Experience #...

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  • @hvacexplained9341
    @hvacexplained9341 3 роки тому +100

    Artie on the Howard Stern Show was the funniest times of Sirius Radio.

    • @kauzpayne2
      @kauzpayne2 3 роки тому +4

      he good on the stern show.
      but now Artie Lange is going thru rehab to learn how to deal with issues that he never dealt with before. and does not know if he he will comedy again if, will not effect his health .

    • @augustmarshall2961
      @augustmarshall2961 3 роки тому +5

      Word up.

    • @deathninja16
      @deathninja16 3 роки тому

      Word up.

    • @brianb6689
      @brianb6689 2 роки тому

      @Zack Johnston word up

    • @pozloadescobar
      @pozloadescobar 2 роки тому +5

      His arguments with people were always incredible radio. Dude is a gifted insult comic, one of the best ever. Word up!

  • @justincosta48
    @justincosta48 2 роки тому +46

    😂 Artie is an amazing story teller. Happy for him Hope he stays sober and gets his life back

  • @cicta
    @cicta 4 роки тому +85

    "CUT-UP!" I feel wrong for laughing at that

    • @JimmyStruthers1000
      @JimmyStruthers1000 4 роки тому +2

      😶 LMFAOOO!! Right omfg 😂😂

    • @jeffg329
      @jeffg329 4 роки тому +2

      Hahahahaha the way he just kinda sneaks it in there too. So good.

  • @TerryGunnell12
    @TerryGunnell12 4 роки тому +438

    Joe needs to get Norm MacDonald on ASAP

    • @NickSpaloss
      @NickSpaloss 4 роки тому +11

      Seriously.

    • @EVRYMANaKING
      @EVRYMANaKING 4 роки тому +4

      I think Norm is suffering from Benzodiazepine Withdrawal Syndrome. It really would be a perfect time.

    • @TommyWashow
      @TommyWashow 4 роки тому +1

      joe will die before norm meets him just like carson. hes met guys though

    • @thinkingofyouto1
      @thinkingofyouto1 4 роки тому +11

      Word up

    • @ButterBallTheOpossum
      @ButterBallTheOpossum 4 роки тому +5

      Netflix won't let him because they're afraid he'll say something fucked up lol

  • @TheRealJohnMelendez
    @TheRealJohnMelendez 3 роки тому +26

    Best part at 4:51 when Artie says he had 3 roommates and held up 4 fingers.

  • @darrylhodgkins6898
    @darrylhodgkins6898 3 роки тому +70

    Doesn't matter how many times I watch this it still makes me laugh

  • @Liam22278
    @Liam22278 3 роки тому +33

    Joe should bring Artie on his show to co-host full time. Best episode of JRE

    • @twiggynation.2779
      @twiggynation.2779 2 роки тому +2

      Artie Lange had the best chemistry with Howard Stern..

    • @Cufflinks21
      @Cufflinks21 Рік тому +2

      I thought the same thing. Great chemistry together.

    • @Smokeyxz
      @Smokeyxz Рік тому

      You look like lee syatt got his shit together!

  • @brentp1875
    @brentp1875 4 роки тому +14

    Thanks for sticking around Artie. We're all better with you than without you

  • @leonotthelion
    @leonotthelion 4 роки тому +86

    "People in the old days, would've lit him on fire and throw him in the dumpster " LMAOOOOO

  • @albertogonzalez2203
    @albertogonzalez2203 Рік тому +8

    Arties story telling ability is simply incredible. Loved him on Stern. I'm so happy he is still alive. I would of bet a years salary that he wouldn't live too much longer. So glad he's better.

  • @joethompson5673
    @joethompson5673 3 роки тому +6

    Mitch and Greg were both geniuses... Artie is literally the Energizer Bunny!!... And thankfully hes still here with us

  • @davekendall1139
    @davekendall1139 3 роки тому +6

    Arties bunk mate story is the funniest thing ive ever herd lol 😆🤣😂

  • @igt3928
    @igt3928 3 роки тому +13

    - I don't wanna fuck my life up
    - Amazingly mature attitude!!

  • @KojiKillerYT
    @KojiKillerYT 4 роки тому +57

    “I had 3 roommates”
    *Holds up 4 fingers*

    • @sciencenate
      @sciencenate 4 роки тому +13

      R&R it represents the 4 people living in the house, fool

    • @James-bn6lg
      @James-bn6lg 4 роки тому +11

      R&R nigga 3+himself equals 4.

    • @TheJudgeofLevelstm
      @TheJudgeofLevelstm 4 роки тому +1

      I know right ? Rogan is an idiot.

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 4 роки тому +5

      @@sciencenate No, he's just a bit scatter brained from all the drugs. If you watch the whole podcast, he repeats himself a lot. He even changed the ghetto tourettes guy's story from "he would say word up every 11 seconds." To 5 seconds not long after. We all know what he meant, but he should have put up 3 fingers since he was just talking about his roommates.

    • @davidvaughn9
      @davidvaughn9 4 роки тому +1

      @@willvr4 intellectual microbe

  • @MyMg23
    @MyMg23 3 роки тому +7

    The story of Artie and his top bunk roomate is hysterical

  • @wendygarcia2507
    @wendygarcia2507 4 роки тому +14

    I wish him the best of luck. Wishing lots of strength and patience to stay sober. 😃💪💪💪

  • @8080shelly
    @8080shelly 4 роки тому +43

    Artie looks great! The fact that he can carry off a flat nose and still look miles better than when he was a junkie says a lot. Bless him. I hope sobriety sticks

    • @greenglittergg
      @greenglittergg 2 роки тому +1

      I guarantee you he still is an active junkie

    • @neuroplasticity
      @neuroplasticity 2 роки тому +1

      @@greenglittergg For real at this point he would care less about his nose. The man snorted glass that crumpled his nose and didn't stop him from keep using.

    • @greenglittergg
      @greenglittergg 2 роки тому +1

      @@neuroplasticity it's not his nose why I say that. As someone who's used drugs my entire life I know what I'm talking about. There's no way he would be that chipper if he wasn't on a little something something. His brain is barely producing dopemine on its own.

  • @hammeredandsauteed4644
    @hammeredandsauteed4644 4 роки тому +24

    The porn Tourette’s guy. I think I reopened my hernia laughing at that!

  • @bugasm
    @bugasm 4 роки тому +3

    I went to the attell, black and hedberg tour they are talking about. It was one of the best i ever saw.

  • @fender0942
    @fender0942 4 роки тому +10

    Artie is still the greatest story teller ever

  • @tod3msn
    @tod3msn 4 роки тому +10

    We glamorize drugs but Artie's honest assessment of Mitch Hedberg is a wake-up call for anyone walking down the drug abuse road. It never ends well and it is always the same old tragic story.

    • @tomking7080
      @tomking7080 3 роки тому +2

      When I was at a rehab I remember one guy asks us “ name me one successful drug addict ?” That was a decade ago and I still can’t answer the question

    • @tomking7080
      @tomking7080 Рік тому

      @Wynn I agree but it’s not going to last. When you’re making millions like Jordan did that’s a different story. I definitely agree with you on that but in the end it does catch up with you eventually. When you’re making a million a month you can have a $50,000/month habit and it is not going to hurt you financially but if you are making $4-$6K per month it’s definitely going to hurt. At the end of the day it always ends badly. I was a junkie for about a decade. I got hooked on prescription painkillers which led to smoking black tar heroin and I had my own business with 10 employees. The worst thing that you can do is give a drug addict money. I’m very lucky that I’m still alive,I’ve had a couple really close calls. Twice they had to bring me back and that didn’t get me to stop using. Today especially with the fentanyl,I’m also lucky that fentanyl wasn’t around like it is today because I would definitely be dead. If you are out there struggling with addiction and want to get clean it’s definitely possible. If I did it then I believe that anyone can. You are just going to have to want it badly. It’s not going to be easy but anything worth something isn’t easy. If you get clean and then relapse don’t give up. Get back up and continue to try. It’s possible!!! I wish whoever is struggling the best of luck. It’s probably going to be one of the hardest things that you will ever do but in the end it’s so worth it.

  • @jackf1557
    @jackf1557 4 роки тому +57

    Artie: the guards told me he chopped up 3 women HAHAHAHAHA CUUUTTT UUPPP

  • @burningkarma
    @burningkarma 4 роки тому +17

    I almost drove off the road from laughing so hard listening to this.

  • @Giantshredder
    @Giantshredder 4 роки тому +67

    "Heeeyyyyggh!!!"

  • @zachmccabe7510
    @zachmccabe7510 4 роки тому +21

    a classic case of "ghetto tourettes" also known as "the word up's"

    • @brianstone3722
      @brianstone3722 4 роки тому +1

      😃 gotta love that "ghetto tourettes" it's the best form you can get diagnosed with haha.

  • @Jessen81
    @Jessen81 4 роки тому +5

    I'm glad to see that is Artie doing well

  • @James-bn6lg
    @James-bn6lg 4 роки тому +19

    Glad to see Artie is doing better, wOrD uPp!!

  • @jeremyb6497
    @jeremyb6497 3 роки тому +2

    Artie - thanks for the years of amazing entertainment on HOward Stern!! You tell an unreal story and have a great tonality in your voice.

  • @zoelynch1062
    @zoelynch1062 4 роки тому +3

    Happy for you Artie, keep up the good work! We love you.

  • @Hardin615
    @Hardin615 4 роки тому +78

    Jesus Christ Artie is literally unrecognizable

    • @BigBadKahuna1
      @BigBadKahuna1 4 роки тому +3

      Stanky Danky sad, but it’s good he’s sober

    • @humanbeing75
      @humanbeing75 4 роки тому +13

      He looks way better than he has in many years. Might be the nose your fixated on.

    • @ChuckBeefOG
      @ChuckBeefOG 4 роки тому +1

      You should see a picture of him a year ago. Looks and sounds clean. Hope he can maintain it.

    • @PONYBOYonline
      @PONYBOYonline 4 роки тому +2

      Ya and he looks way better even with his nose.

    • @spanqueluv9er
      @spanqueluv9er 4 роки тому +2

      Aaron Hardin that collapsed nose is very distinctive making Artie, er, highly recognizable.

  • @kaioken654
    @kaioken654 4 роки тому +80

    Damn he's looking lots better

    • @ATreeFrogCollective
      @ATreeFrogCollective 4 роки тому +2

      He’s the greatest story teller

    • @mr93prof
      @mr93prof 4 роки тому +1

      josh blake, Word Up!

    • @Skullkidjynx
      @Skullkidjynx 4 роки тому +3

      IKR! He’s lost so much weight not to mention the haircut looks nice

  • @BiggPhillips
    @BiggPhillips 4 роки тому +7

    I had a friend who was a junky who used to say the same thing. He died of blood poisoning.

  • @xV13TCONGx
    @xV13TCONGx 4 роки тому +27

    Damn, I haven't seen Umbro in over 20 years

  • @jamespeterson4275
    @jamespeterson4275 4 роки тому +49

    DIFFERENT ROOM WHAT
    MY BRAIN IS FREAKING OUT WHAT IS LIFE

    • @NickSpaloss
      @NickSpaloss 4 роки тому +3

      Used Legion of skanks' place in NY while he was there for the fights

    • @dad_pool4
      @dad_pool4 4 роки тому +1

      Colechamdiceman noice

  • @swagdawg333suh5
    @swagdawg333suh5 4 роки тому +1

    Such a great interview

  • @davidhatch40
    @davidhatch40 3 роки тому +6

    Man, I really love Artie

  • @habsfan18
    @habsfan18 4 роки тому +10

    Joe looks more powerful in his new seat and it looks like if his guest sucks he’ll send them up the chimney

    • @NickSpaloss
      @NickSpaloss 4 роки тому +3

      Lol.. but he Used Legion of skanks' place in NY while he was there for the fights

  • @lindy9196
    @lindy9196 4 роки тому +10

    "I was lucky when I was a kid, I knew junkies..."

    • @brianstone3722
      @brianstone3722 4 роки тому +1

      I guess you can say he had the "luck of the irish" 😃. Oh yeah he's Italian so yeah bad joke all around 😢.

  • @Solarful
    @Solarful 4 роки тому +36

    this background is making my brain go more insane than alex jones

    • @PrivateSchemers1
      @PrivateSchemers1 4 роки тому +4

      Word up.

    • @ryanschaff123
      @ryanschaff123 4 роки тому +1

      Man don’t talk about that fucking dude, with all that’s happened that’s he’s been right about Im going to go fucking crazy if I think about all the other shit he’s said that also might be true.

  • @stevenedwards4470
    @stevenedwards4470 3 роки тому +2

    It's a treat to hear him clear. He's funnier this way.

  • @gbxyz123
    @gbxyz123 4 роки тому +14

    Artie mother fucking Lange!!! This guy has made me laugh so many times. Thank you brother!

  • @rorylapidus5772
    @rorylapidus5772 4 роки тому +3

    I was in the hospital to have gallbladder surgery. In my hosiptal room, they have a curtain divider and another guy was in the next bed. He had tourette syndrome and was constantly talking to himself loudly.
    It was so bad that I told the nurses to stop all my pain meds, so I could recover at home.
    It was very sad, and I felt horrible having negative thoughts about that guy, and he couldn't help it.
    However it will drive a person nuts, and if your locked up in a cell with a guy like that, it's got to be horrible.
    Having said that I'm glad artie seems to be clean, and I hope he can stay clean, but I doubt it.
    I hope I'm wrong.

  • @sciencenate
    @sciencenate 4 роки тому +42

    Usually Rogan is all like, “but have you tried drugs!?!”
    Now that he’s talking to someone who really did, he acts like a choir boy.
    Let’s ask Artie about DMT!

    • @alexperez7538
      @alexperez7538 4 роки тому +3

      Don’t know if Artie is clean or something but maybe he doesn’t wanna bring up drugs and cause a relapse just thinking of that shit can lead to fucking shit up again 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @jeffhooper3447
      @jeffhooper3447 4 роки тому

      He literally talks about shooting heroin in this same interview.

    • @FLEASPIRIT13
      @FLEASPIRIT13 3 роки тому +1

      Nate Hill WORD UP!,

    • @tomking7080
      @tomking7080 3 роки тому +1

      Jeff Hooper Artie never shot dope. He is afraid of needles. Just because you do heroin doesn’t mean that you inject it. Artie snorted heroin

  • @brianafrojack5215
    @brianafrojack5215 4 роки тому +5

    Hey!!!!😆😆😆 I needed a laugh this morning

  • @cfnaround1585
    @cfnaround1585 2 роки тому +1

    Why does every comedian say that every dead comedian is the “best joke writer ever”

  • @TheJCinator
    @TheJCinator 4 роки тому +4

    Hit em with the “heiiiin”

  • @ChrisM-hb6gs
    @ChrisM-hb6gs 4 роки тому +9

    So awesome to see Artie laughing so hard so often. He looks great and really seems like a new man. Kudos to him!

  • @williamjconde
    @williamjconde 6 місяців тому

    Oh man, I can relate to his stories. You meet so many crazies in those places.

  • @NativeOfTheLand97
    @NativeOfTheLand97 6 місяців тому

    Joes somber "word up" after he tells joe he cut up 3 women and artie absolutely dieing is absolute perfect comedic timing. I wish artie was still on the radio in some fashion. Even a co host to joe

  • @CadiKane
    @CadiKane 4 роки тому +30

    Artie look like a super Mario Brother

    • @DBreeazyy
      @DBreeazyy 4 роки тому +1

      You're looking for Wario..

    • @larrupbane3054
      @larrupbane3054 4 роки тому +1

      Kupa?

    • @doofy28
      @doofy28 4 роки тому

      "look a lika"

    • @joshuamason4246
      @joshuamason4246 4 роки тому

      He used to kinda look like Tarantino (Idk how to spell it but directed Django) but only when he's clean shavin'

    • @DBreeazyy
      @DBreeazyy 4 роки тому

      @@joshuamason4246 you're on crack.

  • @jeffreyquevedo7600
    @jeffreyquevedo7600 4 роки тому +2

    This is the best guest you have ever had on !!!! 😅😂😂😂😂

  • @kev3d
    @kev3d Рік тому +1

    Sometimes it seems like the greater the comedic talent, the quicker someone dies by one means or another. Greg Girardo, Mitch Hedberg, Patrice O'Neal, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman, John Candy, Bill Hicks, John Belushi and so on. By that standard, Hannah Gadsby should live another 4,000 years.

  • @mysteriowc
    @mysteriowc 3 роки тому +5

    Artie Lange is an amazing comedian.

  • @jaybird3651
    @jaybird3651 2 роки тому

    This was a great word up episode word up

  • @DAVEPRO74
    @DAVEPRO74 4 роки тому +3

    "I had three roommates..." Holds up four fingers!!! Ha ha

  • @marlenathorvald
    @marlenathorvald 4 роки тому +1

    Artie doesn't seem much different he just looks sooo much better

  • @damicothebest
    @damicothebest 4 роки тому +5

    Must be contact dmt cuz this new background crazy

  • @paullambert6485
    @paullambert6485 4 роки тому +2

    God dam Arties ALWAYS got the best stories. There fuckin endless !!!!!!

  • @rodketelers2973
    @rodketelers2973 4 роки тому +6

    Amazing interview-comedic genius!

  • @evilldead6824
    @evilldead6824 4 роки тому +7

    Artie looks like Vincent D'Onofrio

  • @thegeek3348
    @thegeek3348 4 роки тому

    Artie is back. What a great 90 minutes.

  • @brodhax6148
    @brodhax6148 4 роки тому +6

    I never knew Artie clean. For all my life he was druggie Artie, so this is the first time ive seen him clean and clear. Hes so funny! For so long I wondered why people liked this guy. Now that hes clean, you can see his comedic talent again.

    • @frankjones6198
      @frankjones6198 3 роки тому +1

      You’ve obviously never seen him on the stern show. Some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard is when he’s off the wagon. Most comics struggle with substance abuse. Maybe you should go back to being a choir boy

    • @pozloadescobar
      @pozloadescobar 2 роки тому +1

      His on-air arguments with various people on Stern are some of the best radio ever. He was smacked out of his mind, delivering grade A insult comedy

  • @Caserta16102
    @Caserta16102 4 роки тому +2

    Watch the whole interview. An hour and a half of an actual stand up concert.

  • @bmelvin1234
    @bmelvin1234 3 роки тому

    Artie is the best story teller.

  • @CIAKOC
    @CIAKOC 3 роки тому

    "Heyyy" lmfaoooo the tourrets thing is fucking hilarious lmfqoooo omg

  • @jaredhapp1440
    @jaredhapp1440 4 роки тому +7

    Ghetto Tourettes is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard

    • @brianstone3722
      @brianstone3722 4 роки тому +1

      Lol as a black guy i gotta say that was hella funny. I'm kinda surprised it's not another legit form of tourette's syndrome 😃.

  • @znegrete05
    @znegrete05 4 роки тому +21

    “I had 3 roommates” while holding up 4 fingers

  • @johngaltjkt62
    @johngaltjkt62 4 роки тому +1

    Don't mix genius with talent. Joe you're the king. this is another great interview.

    • @ALGtheMC
      @ALGtheMC 2 роки тому

      If you’re genius you’re most likely also talented

  • @joesbeard
    @joesbeard 7 місяців тому

    his mom deserves a hug.

  • @ozzieturbo
    @ozzieturbo 4 роки тому +16

    the room looks worse than artie's nose

    • @NickSpaloss
      @NickSpaloss 4 роки тому +3

      @Donkeysmoke Jonez Used Legion of skanks' place in NY while he was there for the fights

  • @waynecarroll2647
    @waynecarroll2647 4 роки тому +2

    I can’t understand how joe had so much common sense so young to stay away from drugs.... when I was that age I felt invincible and always chased a buzz.... I’m still chasing the high...

    • @qxmjdn
      @qxmjdn 4 роки тому

      Im with ye bro, 42 doing drugs since 13 and its not even fun anymore yet I dont want to stop. And I saw a lot of ppl when I was 15 and started heroin, I just thought I was too clever to get hooked, how wrong I fuckin was. Tabs&Methadone every fucking day. Bored of it and still cant stop wont stop.

    • @kledus420smith8
      @kledus420smith8 4 роки тому

      @@qxmjdn u can get it out of your mind but your body needs it vice versa it took me 3 months to feel a sliver normal weed was the only thing that saved me from going cold turkey

  • @trenis
    @trenis 4 роки тому

    Artie is the best guest ever!

  • @tfull3021
    @tfull3021 4 роки тому +8

    Artie, stop glamorizing the lifestyle. You don’t need to justify it. Be great as you, and you alone

  • @rickallen3795
    @rickallen3795 4 роки тому +10

    I can breath I’m laughing so hard. Heeeey!!!!

  • @raminasser1486
    @raminasser1486 4 роки тому +5

    Word Up!

  • @braudhadoch3432
    @braudhadoch3432 Рік тому

    Vice did a good and respectful job on that hour special online.

  • @robynvann735
    @robynvann735 2 роки тому +2

    Art looks so good here! Still a handsome man! Art will be back very soon
    2022

  • @leviathantoobz
    @leviathantoobz 4 роки тому +9

    Where are they recording? An airport bathroom?

    • @NickSpaloss
      @NickSpaloss 4 роки тому +3

      Used Legion of skanks' place in NY while he was there for the fights. And what airport bathrooms do you visit?!?! Lol

    • @leviathantoobz
      @leviathantoobz 4 роки тому +1

      Nick Spaloss haha you don’t wanna know dude....

  • @TheRealJDC
    @TheRealJDC 3 роки тому +1

    I can't stop looking at Joe's off-centre headband now I've seen it

  • @playbackproductions1
    @playbackproductions1 2 роки тому

    I love Artie so much

  • @suicideheadaches4460
    @suicideheadaches4460 4 роки тому

    Wow he looks amazing! Keep it up!

  • @Dman_12
    @Dman_12 Рік тому

    "Those chicks look like the 1986 celtics" lol frickin love Artie

  • @Ripthatshitsfr
    @Ripthatshitsfr 4 роки тому

    Mark Normand and norm McDonald are my two favorites

  • @strungoutny
    @strungoutny 2 роки тому +1

    We don't have tablets at my local jail. It's 23 hour lockdown, no bunkie you're by yourself. All you have is books. Tablets would be awesome.

  • @Michael5221
    @Michael5221 4 роки тому

    Where are they?

  • @samholder196
    @samholder196 3 роки тому +1

    this man has lived a LIFE

  • @lillygirl34
    @lillygirl34 4 роки тому +1

    I have never seen Joe laugh this hard!! LOL....

  • @johnd.1211
    @johnd.1211 2 роки тому +2

    Hope Joe and Artie are around for decades to come

  • @RyanWashock
    @RyanWashock 4 роки тому

    Protective custody isnt just for criminals anyone thats drunk tanked is in PC

  • @grayblackwood6741
    @grayblackwood6741 Рік тому

    two of the greats

  • @manuelsaraiva551
    @manuelsaraiva551 4 роки тому

    Guetto Tourettes. I fking died ahahahah

  • @RickRichards
    @RickRichards 3 роки тому

    Artie has a very unique charisma

  • @VermontJayson
    @VermontJayson 3 роки тому

    Anyone know where I can find the full interview?

  • @pinkberryconsumer4059
    @pinkberryconsumer4059 Рік тому

    HAT TIP TO THE MITCH HEADBURG PLUG. MISS THAT DUDE BIGTIME. YES. HE WAS A GENIUS. THATS WHY HE COULDNT GET SOBER. HE WAS TO SMART FOR HIS OWN GOOD.

  • @dabizniz5276
    @dabizniz5276 4 роки тому +4

    Word up!!

  • @dalekelly7639
    @dalekelly7639 4 роки тому +3

    Artie Klein is looking much healthier these days.

  • @keithjackson2932
    @keithjackson2932 4 роки тому

    What the hell is that background Joe?

  • @michaelmay8360
    @michaelmay8360 4 роки тому

    Is this his new studio!

  • @paulletchworth8127
    @paulletchworth8127 3 роки тому +1

    Man , Howard tried to help Artie , it’s a shame , that was the best radio the years Artie was on Howard .you couldn’t eat or drink anything riding down the road because you never knew when Artie was going to same some killer shit then your car would be wearing what you were eating or drinking , the good ole days of radio !!!!!!!!

  • @imavileone7360
    @imavileone7360 4 роки тому

    4:37 class struggles