Man been there done that. If I'm in I'm ALL IN if I was using, I was all in live or die, for 10 years, I escaped with my life, and learned alot of valuable lessons from being in the dark. Fishing is my therapy now days. An opioid high or heroin or amphetamine high is 1000 times better then a running high by the way. I can attest to this first hand. But at the end of running high you normally get away unscathed. End of a heroin or other hard drug high, maybe not so much
@@treytrey8214 yuuup, its how we all are i think. Im a dope fiend too, and artie aint lyin. When youre in, youre IN. I used to support my habit by working for a baltimore crew, id drive the dealers around, smuggle bricks of dope outta bmore back into my state, id rob dope dealers. As long as you can get your fix you dont give a fuck about nothin else, and itll lead ya to do some real dumb, dangerous, illegal shit lol
I’d say he’s got a lot of fans who have never abandoned him I remember a lot of people saying he was nothing but a washed up drug addict But he’s survived it and he’s still going Been a fan since mad tv days Hope he stays healthy and funny
one of my favourite JRE's, just really good to see two old friends shooting the shit. Artie is such a naturally funny person, would love to see him interacting with Diaz
I am so happy to see all these guys doing well now, not even just Artie but Scott Hall, Jake the Snake Roberts...it took them a while but they finally figured shit out and I think that gives hope for all of us
Absolutely legend. I’ve always loved him but hearing his authentic laugh sober is like music to my ears. What a guy. I hope he keeps kicking ass cus the world needs more people like him.
Being a recovering addict and alcoholic I can relate so much to Artie would love to hang out with him and have a Dr Pepper lol it is hard to admit you can never drink or use ever again
you really dont need to run alot to get a runners high. you can get a walkers high by walking a few miles. midway thru a 2 or 3 mile hike you get buzzed. almost like you cannot and will not stop ,like a machine.
I thought Joe said he wasn't taking old episodes of his show off UA-cam? Now I can't find this episode and I'm dying to see it again! Sick of the 3 min clips
For the record, you don't need to be in shape to get a runner's high. Just go slow for a longer period of time, keeping your heart rate in the optimal range - but for at least 20 minutes. You'll get an amazing high. But, granted, I have no idea how it compares to heroin.
That's so funny I said the same thing to ppl u ever felt heroin they say no I tell them ok then its not the high tht was the problem it's the withdrawals and the possibility of overdosing I'll tell u he is one of the only ppl I heard actually knw the facts of it all
ARTIE: I’m so glad to see that you’re doing well & overcoming your demons. Your time on Stern was the last time that show was good. At the time, you took Suboxone. Has Suboxone kept you off Opiates this time???
@@blacksheepsquadron6189 A few episodes back Kevin Lee said "I've never done heroin, but i imagine the rush i get on stage is better than heroin" or something close to it.
You could have doubled your money,' not just lost your vig(juice) on a Two teamer, all yod did is Hedge your initial bet and double your chances. Now on a single spread wager you would lose the 10% in your case $100. So you're either bad at math or gambling or both.
Rogan stepped on the joke about the trainer. I’ve heard Artie tell it before and it ended with him convincing the trainer to try heroin and he ended up a junkie.
Runner's high is a very real thing but yeah you're not getting that unless you run every day and if you ever did do heroin (don't) you'd realize it's fucking moronic to say that it's AS good. No, that's like going to work an entire week and getting your like $400 or whatever and saying "That's as good as winning the lottery!" No, it's not bad, in fact it's probably better overall, but it's not gonna be as good as heroin. Ever. And that's the danger of the substance, it's truly better than sex to a fault and subsequently junkies don't really have sex like normal people. They do, but they don't. Their #1 primary motivation in life is getting more heroin.
He's is such a great comedian that he doesn't even try,Hope he stays clean and on the right track.
You can tell he is and has been sober. And he’s as funny as ever. Keep going Artie.
"If I bet five dollars on a roulette table tonight, I'd be running guns in Cuban by tomorrow" - Artie Lange
Man been there done that. If I'm in I'm ALL IN if I was using, I was all in live or die, for 10 years, I escaped with my life, and learned alot of valuable lessons from being in the dark. Fishing is my therapy now days. An opioid high or heroin or amphetamine high is 1000 times better then a running high by the way. I can attest to this first hand. But at the end of running high you normally get away unscathed. End of a heroin or other hard drug high, maybe not so much
@@treytrey8214 yuuup, its how we all are i think. Im a dope fiend too, and artie aint lyin. When youre in, youre IN. I used to support my habit by working for a baltimore crew, id drive the dealers around, smuggle bricks of dope outta bmore back into my state, id rob dope dealers.
As long as you can get your fix you dont give a fuck about nothin else, and itll lead ya to do some real dumb, dangerous, illegal shit lol
Shit don't even make sense. It's running guns TO Cuba.
So relatable.
If you close your eyes this guy sounds like Artie Lange.
Joe should have said, you can do coke with that nose of yours, lol
Ryan Jones this is golden.
Great comment.
@Ghost Heart Nah, u missed it
Man, being clean is boring but his mind seems so sharp. Stay sharp, Artie!
M Neugent You need more hobbies... skiing, mountain biking, surfing, skateboarding, etc... all way more fun while sober.
You probably havent been clean long enough to understand how not to be bored.
@@CASoxFan12 Hole in one. You nailed it.
If being clean is boring than your a boring person
@@seanbiller1241 Thanks, Aristotle. What else did the back of the cereal box say today?
artie lange the only dude in history to look better after his nose collapsed
I thought something was wrong with me.
Your right about that man. Its funny thing to say but none the less it's true
Artie makes me want to quit drugs and I don’t even do drugs
Ditto, except the opposite of everything you said
He makes me wanna do drugs and I do drugs
That was good
@@rogerhudson4919 You should have way more likes.
@Azurastrider Drugs are illegal yu know
I’d say he’s got a lot of fans who have never abandoned him
I remember a lot of people saying he was nothing but a washed up drug addict
But he’s survived it and he’s still going
Been a fan since mad tv days
Hope he stays healthy and funny
one of my favourite JRE's, just really good to see two old friends shooting the shit. Artie is such a naturally funny person, would love to see him interacting with Diaz
I am so happy to see all these guys doing well now, not even just Artie but Scott Hall, Jake the Snake Roberts...it took them a while but they finally figured shit out and I think that gives hope for all of us
I'll always be an Artie fan no matter what.
I love Artie. I’m really pulling for him.
He looks like a completely different person, good for him
@@polish2x91a bit like a 60 y/o Robbie Lawler
Same.
Same
I'm addicted to this Artie clips
It's almost impossible not to route for this guy. The world needs Artie Lange in it. It's a funnier place with him in it.
Love seeing Artie Back!
Absolutely legend. I’ve always loved him but hearing his authentic laugh sober is like music to my ears. What a guy. I hope he keeps kicking ass cus the world needs more people like him.
Being a recovering addict and alcoholic I can relate so much to Artie would love to hang out with him and have a Dr Pepper lol it is hard to admit you can never drink or use ever again
"GIVE ME THE FUCKIN COWBOYS!!!" LOL
Nice to see that Kenny Rodgers Is doing ok.
Who don’t love Artie? Just a fella like the rest of us, but he’s hilarious
I love Joe and Artie together. Glad Artie seems to be on the right track.
4:00 Artie really thought that was going to kill Rogan
Artie Is The Man!!!
you really dont need to run alot to get a runners high. you can get a walkers high by walking a few miles. midway thru a 2 or 3 mile hike you get buzzed. almost like you cannot and will not stop ,like a machine.
Artie: "The Heroin was way less expensive then the divorce...!!!" 😂😂😂
JRE looks so clean so kept....Im lost. Wheres the dungeon? lol! great show Joe
I wondered that also
He's unrecognizable. The only thing the same his is voice. Glad he has come kind of nose now.
Where is the whole podcast of this
I thought Joe said he wasn't taking old episodes of his show off UA-cam? Now I can't find this episode and I'm dying to see it again! Sick of the 3 min clips
Watch Crashing - HBO Series (3 seasons) - Artie is great in it.
HBO are retarded for cancelling it
Looks great here Hope he’s clean
Great job Artie. Proud of you brother. One of the true funny men.
For the record, you don't need to be in shape to get a runner's high. Just go slow for a longer period of time, keeping your heart rate in the optimal range - but for at least 20 minutes. You'll get an amazing high. But, granted, I have no idea how it compares to heroin.
It don’t
compares to heroin lol.... That would be like comparing going to work for a 12 hour day vs a coked up orgy with the hottest chics you know.
Your fans didn’t abandon you Artie jersey loves you.
This dude is hilarious!
No Artie - things dont leave or abandon you, you destroy them and push them away.
When I first glanced at the title I thought it said “Comedy isn’t the only thing that has abandoned me” and I was like damn dude.
Considering what he did, it is only by the grace of God he's still alive. Got to admit though, the guy tells extremely funny stories.
Artie looks kind of like Kenny Rogers now.
He just hit rock bottom he is doing shows in Poughkeepsie NY
What about Dana?
That's so funny I said the same thing to ppl u ever felt heroin they say no I tell them ok then its not the high tht was the problem it's the withdrawals and the possibility of overdosing I'll tell u he is one of the only ppl I heard actually knw the facts of it all
Wait, i thought Kenny Rodgers died?
I hope he stays clean this time ive know a few celebs who act all sober in fromt of the camra and then you hear about them getting busted
Why does he look so different? He looks like jack black and Artie had a baby
He's old
Weight loss, gray hair, swollen nose.
Jack Black and Kenny Rodgers had a baby!!
@@JimmyTurner hes the same age as joe
ARTIE: I’m so glad to see that you’re doing well & overcoming your demons. Your time on Stern was the last time that show was good. At the time, you took Suboxone. Has Suboxone kept you off Opiates this time???
Suboxone is an opiate
Other than his nose, he looks healthy that's a good thing really with all the stuff he's put his body through
this guy is hilarous
"Don't make me break my foot off in yo' ass!!" - My White Mama
He makes a good point. A heroin habit is cheaper than getting divorced.
Even with the nose he looks so much better
Hey I'm from Poughkeepsie. There is a bananas comedy club but I don't know laugh it up.
Artie became bigger than Howard. Robin and Stern are egomaniacs and narcissistic. Fred not so much. Artie, flaws and all, funniest guy ever on radio.
Lol, i think that was a little jab at Kevin Smith there.
Where
@@blacksheepsquadron6189 A few episodes back Kevin Lee said "I've never done heroin, but i imagine the rush i get on stage is better than heroin" or something close to it.
Ghost of GG nahh hes been doing this joke for years
It abandoned him a very long time ago.
🔥🔥🔥WHO'S BEEN A FAN OF ARTIE LANGE BEFORE 2019?🔥🔥🔥
Have you seen him insult joe buck watch it
Who me?
Dirty Work is the only relevance he had on my life but I love that god damn movie.
since he was on mad TV
Since mad tv!
Artie Lang or Partie Lang, amiriite?!
You could have doubled your money,' not just lost your vig(juice) on a Two teamer, all yod did is Hedge your initial bet and double your chances. Now on a single spread wager you would lose the 10% in your case $100. So you're either bad at math or gambling or both.
A runners high is like heroin
Artie... if you can afford it, trying racing cars.. its the shit
He's gotta replace his addiction with something that isn't bad. Like sports (not that he could lol).
Rogan stepped on the joke about the trainer. I’ve heard Artie tell it before and it ended with him convincing the trainer to try heroin and he ended up a junkie.
What's the deal with artie's hand gestures and motions?
I hope there is still a future for comedy. The current climate is not very hopeful
Finally made up for his last one
Random question. Does anyone not really laugh and comedians but still they’re funny?
Runner's high is a very real thing but yeah you're not getting that unless you run every day and if you ever did do heroin (don't) you'd realize it's fucking moronic to say that it's AS good. No, that's like going to work an entire week and getting your like $400 or whatever and saying "That's as good as winning the lottery!" No, it's not bad, in fact it's probably better overall, but it's not gonna be as good as heroin. Ever. And that's the danger of the substance, it's truly better than sex to a fault and subsequently junkies don't really have sex like normal people. They do, but they don't. Their #1 primary motivation in life is getting more heroin.
“I’m way healthier”
Sounds like a fucking croak
Even his nose 👃🐽 abandoned him 😢
Joe mixing imperial and metric system together gets me so triggered
Laugh It Up in Poughkeepsie.
Artie marathon running. Hahaha
Gambling is so degenerate :/
Tortured artist as one I say they r the most interesting ppl
I think comedy abandoned Artie, he’s not funny at all, so much Rogan has to help him fake laughing
Wish he was back at the stern show. Hasn’t been the same since he left
What the hell happened to Joes studio? I dont like this look at all, bring it back Joe! BRING IT BACK!!!!
@@DesertSky928 no he was in town for the fights and artie got a favor too.
I wood follow you to hell and back you are so funny that movie beer league u made one of the funniest movies I ever saw
Why does he continue to shoehorn in jokes?
Being funny is all he had at the moment he just talked about his entire identity being the charismatic fuck up on stern
Artie so bad they had to take it to another studio so he wouldnt have a relapse!🤣
Funniest thing about Artie is his nose.
Love Joe and hoping Artie can say sober and alive. But's lets be honest, neither of these guys are great comedians.
Educational > comedy
Regardless they’re both icons in their own domains
Joe's funnier and more successful than you will ever be
love joe rogans podcast its very good. ive watched his standups........meh...... artie is pretty damn funny though.
@@johnirish2969 Great job with the classic fan boy comment that does nothing to address the original comment you were responding to .
If Artie did DMT he would still bet on the cowboys and get life lessons from a bookie...
this is one fucked up fella
Everything else including his
Nose
I think his new nose makes him cuter but less funny
"Bloomies"
Man artie tells the same stories over and over again.
Artie, what about you haven't abandoned comedy?
Happy for Artie but gotta say I prefer the fucked up one liner guy to the sober verbose boring storyteller
First?
huh Jalapeno thirty fourth
Healthiest I've ever heard him