This Is What Winning Looks Like (Part 1/3)

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  • @VICE
    @VICE  Рік тому +30

    WATCH NEXT: The World's Most Bizarre Drug Market - ua-cam.com/video/ihlP8xjN9zg/v-deo.html

    • @Demoglobin
      @Demoglobin Рік тому

      &,#%#%☆■}|◇6\~4|`》•{

    • @gunslingerspartan
      @gunslingerspartan Рік тому

      why would you pin a drug doc instead of part 2 of this doc?
      ua-cam.com/video/S77dCAZzcLM/v-deo.html

    • @rafaquintana-fx5zv
      @rafaquintana-fx5zv Рік тому

      '#exploracionesurbanas#exploracionesurbanas#exploracionesurbanas#exploracionesurbanas#exploracionesurbanas#exploracionesurbanas#exploracionesurbanas#exploracionesurbanas#exploracionesurbanasu#exploracionesurbanas#exploracionesurbanas#exploracionesurbanas#exploracionesurbanas#exploracionesurbanas#exploracionesurbanas#exploracionesurbanas#exploracionesurbanas#exploracionesurbanas#exploracionesurbanas#exploracionesurbanasuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuIIS

  • @glendalerosal3198
    @glendalerosal3198 8 років тому +6283

    These marines pretend they're not pissed off

    • @Incogonfx
      @Incogonfx 7 років тому +482

      Because they are professionals and because if they get mad this idiots can just vanish anytime..

    • @ItsLost
      @ItsLost 7 років тому +399

      And also the fact one of the people they are training could turn on them and kill them which has happen multiple times ( a lot of Australian troops have died because of it)

    • @quanbrooklynkid7776
      @quanbrooklynkid7776 5 років тому +15

      @@ItsLost wow

    • @MrDude-sp6et
      @MrDude-sp6et 5 років тому +94

      Marines are always pissed off.

    • @unfortunately_fortunate2000
      @unfortunately_fortunate2000 5 років тому +107

      the frustration endured by stueber & also major brezler almost certainly gave those two men PTSD, you don't have to be in combat for war to fuck you up.
      Brezler warned against an insider attack against the pedophile police chief and was courtmartialed for revealing classified documents & was almost tried for treason as well.
      Afghanistan is a frustrating and mentally taxing place for Americans and us Canadians [while we were there] let alone, a frustrating war.
      these men are stronger than you or I could ever dream of being. their levels of restraint are at the very least, legendary.

  • @thefistofshadow7392
    @thefistofshadow7392 5 років тому +3002

    Taliban seems like elite-forces compared to the afghan forces

    • @DarkLightGaming117
      @DarkLightGaming117 5 років тому +137

      More fanatical in their beliefs and driven i'd say then elite.

    • @dmitributusov9880
      @dmitributusov9880 5 років тому +57

      Yeah billions of dollars in funding lol, they’re being funded and trained by Russia too

    • @thefistofshadow7392
      @thefistofshadow7392 5 років тому +85

      ​@@dmitributusov9880 bullshit

    • @DarkLightGaming117
      @DarkLightGaming117 5 років тому +87

      @@dmitributusov9880 The Taliban would accept help from "infidels" like the Russians?

    • @vallixx8704
      @vallixx8704 5 років тому +48

      They are by far more elite. Their beliefs drive them. These Afghan forces have no drive.

  • @LudvigSegerfalk
    @LudvigSegerfalk 5 років тому +2952

    Imagine having to explain MULTIPLE times that you have to see the target omg

    • @ron98s4
      @ron98s4 4 роки тому +17

      exactly brooo

    • @Windows98R
      @Windows98R 4 роки тому +71

      It’s like aiming 101, you see target, you shoot, you see no target, you don’t shoot.

    • @amanwithnoname2744
      @amanwithnoname2744 4 роки тому +51

      But pew pew pew

    • @alexandreblanc7253
      @alexandreblanc7253 4 роки тому +102

      A little bit of context : After D-Day and the few years of the vietnam war, the US military realized that most soldiers did not use their weapons at all, and that most of those who did, did not aim to kill. This was considered a problem, and to adress this issue, the US military devised a doctrine called "zone fire" which encouraged soldiers to shoot in the general direction of the threat, in order to deshinibit the use of weapons. Takeaway 1 : there was a time americans were shy about using their guns. Takeaway 2 : there was an american doctrine telling the soldiers to do sort of what the afghans do.

    • @DannY-xj8ci
      @DannY-xj8ci 4 роки тому +7

      @@alexandreblanc7253 thanks for the context

  • @benr3799
    @benr3799 2 роки тому +116

    I’m so glad this exists, I get to peer back 13 years into the past and see what everyone else saw in 2009, thank you to all journalists. You save our stories, the importance of that will always be greater than most will ever realize

    • @nobodyburgen4594
      @nobodyburgen4594 7 місяців тому

      Journalists are the true heroes of our society. I hope one day I get to be a journalist and make a difference.

    • @PropheticShadeZ
      @PropheticShadeZ 2 місяці тому

      Remember that these videos were considered anti American when they came out

  • @GusGorp
    @GusGorp 4 роки тому +2612

    You can hear the frustration in the marines voices

    • @GusGorp
      @GusGorp 4 роки тому +80

      E Z I don’t think they signed up to work with a corrupt police force, it’s easy for you to say “ThEy ShOuLd JuSt Do ThEiR jObS” while you look in, you try going over there and training them and see how mad you get

    • @GusGorp
      @GusGorp 4 роки тому +11

      E Z you try doing it :)

    • @BM-vk7vs
      @BM-vk7vs 4 роки тому +10

      E Z my guy stfu

    • @jasonjuarez5843
      @jasonjuarez5843 4 роки тому +18

      Gus Gorp they signed up to stack bodies but got tasked to train a lost cause

    • @BM-vk7vs
      @BM-vk7vs 4 роки тому +15

      E Z how were they supposed to know that there would be rapists and everyone would be on drugs. They may have signed up to go there but they didn’t know what was ahead of them.

  • @ahmadillo4959
    @ahmadillo4959 8 років тому +7686

    Even Abu Hajaar took his job more seriously than these Afghan soldiers

  • @alrightalrightalright6165
    @alrightalrightalright6165 9 років тому +7568

    I can't imagine how frustrating trying to work with Afghan forces must be.

    • @fireandicegodgaming
      @fireandicegodgaming 9 років тому +335

      +Bill Nye tbh, those bases look like a shit show. but then again, the whole war is a shit show...

    • @guccimane2226
      @guccimane2226 9 років тому +42

      +Bill Nye Hello Bill Nye, the "Science guy" who has never made a successful scientific discovery. LOL

    • @autofill67
      @autofill67 9 років тому +8

      +Bill Nye Easy. Leave.

    • @autofill67
      @autofill67 9 років тому +8

      +Bill Nye Easy. Leave.

    • @the5139
      @the5139 9 років тому +8

      holy shit the science guy

  • @rexhargrove5172
    @rexhargrove5172 2 роки тому +19

    When I look back over these older Vice pieces they almost always stand the test of time.

  • @tbone0785
    @tbone0785 3 роки тому +1802

    Revisiting this documentary after watching it a few years ago, and after the fall of Afghanistan. I could not possibly be less surprised about the outcome in 2021.

    • @gabrielcastro4154
      @gabrielcastro4154 3 роки тому +58

      I honestly think that probably the enemy may even be better than those guys. What a disaster. Jesus Christ.

    • @ethanhenderson1461
      @ethanhenderson1461 3 роки тому +5

      Same

    • @Tuyos5
      @Tuyos5 3 роки тому +37

      The most sad thing for me is the fact that almost all the afghans in this video are dead or with the taliban

    • @nabilzig3797
      @nabilzig3797 3 роки тому +9

      @@Tuyos5 the taliban doesn't recrut these kind of retarded drugaddict child molestesrs rapist
      and that why they won.

    • @rastaman5354
      @rastaman5354 3 роки тому +3

      I’ve been trying to find this documentary again. It always stuck with me that American soldier frustrated he has to train child rapists. Reported it multiple times and nothing happened. He looked like he was suffers from ptsd I hope he doing well these days

  • @oppotato5440
    @oppotato5440 5 років тому +3642

    I’ve seen nerf teams that have better coordination than these people

    • @Amy-fg6in
      @Amy-fg6in 5 років тому +8

      llOPPOTATOll 😭

    • @Healzlol
      @Healzlol 5 років тому +128

      This is a perfect example why all drugs and things that null your senses are a no no in the military even pot

    • @powerhouse109
      @powerhouse109 5 років тому +17

      We should leave the middle east.... unless.....

    • @oppotato5440
      @oppotato5440 5 років тому +3

      wot dephoque what

    • @dasmorbo3508
      @dasmorbo3508 5 років тому +4

      @wot dephoque Blah? What you just said has nothing to do with what the first post is all about.

  • @Snoogen11
    @Snoogen11 4 роки тому +1898

    Only thing more dangerous than a competent enemy, is an incompetent ally.

    • @dehvun7
      @dehvun7 3 роки тому +47

      Bro I literally just saw drone footage of one of these guys hitting a green beret on the leg cause he didn't realize he was shooting at the wall in front of him and it ricochet

    • @wullymc1
      @wullymc1 3 роки тому +13

      How many times have the Americans been involved in friendly fire with their allies?

    • @Emir69er
      @Emir69er 3 роки тому +9

      @@dehvun7 where lol

    • @demekagamine
      @demekagamine 3 роки тому +4

      @KKmies oof too soon lol

    • @vivinamorrison3233
      @vivinamorrison3233 3 роки тому

      @@dehvun7 😪

  • @lastofthefinest
    @lastofthefinest 3 роки тому +723

    As a Marine, I can say that telling lies to cover up what you actually seeing is very hard. We tell things the way it is and all lies be damned.

  • @westGUA
    @westGUA 4 роки тому +1687

    25:55 "He's still a warrior you know, and deserves to be treated like one"
    One of the Realest things I have ever heard any man speak.

    • @himynamelscolin
      @himynamelscolin 4 роки тому +132

      That poor guy, he had to be dying inside seeing all of that shit

    • @JerreMuesli
      @JerreMuesli 4 роки тому +26

      Taliban should not be treated with respect

    • @Scholz_Kaiser
      @Scholz_Kaiser 4 роки тому +92

      @@JerreMuesli They shouldn't... But soldiers should...

    • @ryana8022
      @ryana8022 4 роки тому +11

      JerreMuesli r/whoooosh

    • @B10101
      @B10101 4 роки тому +23

      @@JerreMuesli Nor should American soldiers be treated with respect

  • @hunternoble2997
    @hunternoble2997 5 років тому +3543

    I could take a lobby of guys from Call of Duty and be a more effective militia than these guys

  • @yashs9502
    @yashs9502 5 років тому +2088

    Marine :- don't shoot there's afghan children
    Afghan:- goes and fires 500 bullets with lmg

    • @mylzcrooks5487
      @mylzcrooks5487 5 років тому +210

      Seems we care more about their own country than they do

    • @shner6742
      @shner6742 5 років тому +107

      The US shouldn't be helping countries who do not accept Democracy, or at least Human rights.

    • @shner6742
      @shner6742 5 років тому +21

      @LogicalSense there is no difference between the corrupt Afghan government and the honest Talibans.
      There is nothing that these unmotivated Afghans are doing to help their people...

    • @shner6742
      @shner6742 5 років тому +5

      @LogicalSense yeah, i always dreamed to serve in the Marines, but I think I'm gonna join the IDF.
      did you serve in Afghanistan ?

    • @umaristamov2809
      @umaristamov2809 5 років тому +7

      @LogicalSense well said sir well said we need more people like you in this world 👏

  • @SinsiAlpha
    @SinsiAlpha 3 роки тому +180

    When I was in college 2011, there was a veteran in my class. For whatever reason, he agreed to answer questions about his time. I asked him "Do you think that any of our efforts will last when we leave". He said "no I don't think they will" and the whole class went silent. Looking back I regret asking such a pointed question but it taught us the truth about these conflicts.
    Needless to say, I was not surprised when the government collapsed.

    • @biggiecheez6879
      @biggiecheez6879 Рік тому +6

      He probably believed that even if his efforts in Afghanistan were in vain he could help some people at home understand so they wouldn't send someone else to suffer like he did.

    • @RustyMartin-b9f
      @RustyMartin-b9f Рік тому

      This conflict..was won or lost..by interpreters..🤔🤫

    • @RustyMartin-b9f
      @RustyMartin-b9f Рік тому

      It's Their Show he says..💯

    • @untoldhorrordude
      @untoldhorrordude Рік тому +2

      It may have been a pointed question but it was a necessary one, you had the guts to ask the right question so to speak. I was with 9th ESB in 2011 when they made improvements to a road near Marjah and we lost a few people because of it; I wasn't directly involved with improvements but I was supporting from nearby FOBs. I talked to an infantryman around 2015 and he said that it became so filled with IED's that they had to destroy it on their way out which essentially made the whole operation pointless in the end. We knew this was likely to happen back then but we had to grin and bear it because "hearts and minds" and the leadership wanted their medals.

    • @upscaleavenue
      @upscaleavenue 7 місяців тому

      It was never our business to meddle!

  • @emptyminds9768
    @emptyminds9768 5 років тому +3015

    This is what having a bad team on Rainbow six siege feels like

    • @hafizahmad5013
      @hafizahmad5013 5 років тому +9

      lol

    • @kamikazekamo
      @kamikazekamo 5 років тому +17

      Big FACTS

    • @wavular
      @wavular 5 років тому +29

      Probably worse.

    • @NeoEureka
      @NeoEureka 5 років тому +12

      1manuscriptman It disgusts me when your grammar is so bad and then you try to make a moral point over a joke. Every time I see someone like this I always think it’s some little kid that hasn’t even gone through puberty yet.

    • @NeoEureka
      @NeoEureka 5 років тому +2

      @1manuscriptman Thanks for the compliment.

  • @User-gd5un
    @User-gd5un 4 роки тому +1565

    My lord that one Afghan soldier acted like a child

    • @theeuglyduckling9476
      @theeuglyduckling9476 4 роки тому +65

      I thought he was a child trying to act like a soldier, except soldiers don't act like that.

    • @bowlofcinder482
      @bowlofcinder482 4 роки тому +20

      Peter Collin he’s probably like 19/20 he his a kid

    • @SmartSleeper
      @SmartSleeper 4 роки тому +39

      and he was on heroin

    • @s.a.8548
      @s.a.8548 4 роки тому +33

      He is most likely 18 or 19 and high off his mind

    • @PARTYNEXTBORDER
      @PARTYNEXTBORDER 4 роки тому +11

      theeUgly Duckling you never been in the military have you ? Lmao

  • @e90baby
    @e90baby 4 роки тому +6012

    Mexican cartels would be more effective than the afghan army. Lmao

    • @FirstNameLastName-wd8gn
      @FirstNameLastName-wd8gn 4 роки тому +587

      Mexican cartel's really damn scary, They legit kicked Mexican army's ass so many times.

    • @trolltruth5037
      @trolltruth5037 4 роки тому +84

      Fuck yeah let's please send them all there

    • @arash9099
      @arash9099 4 роки тому +246

      @@trolltruth5037 send the cartels to were the opium is, sure

    • @trolltruth5037
      @trolltruth5037 4 роки тому +196

      @@arash9099 I'm saying let's send them all there so they can die off like fucking flies .. you really think they'll defeat the Taliban/isis in there owen back yard .. the ffucking us army couldn't even defeat them.. fuck the MEXICAN CARTEL

    • @arash9099
      @arash9099 4 роки тому +23

      @@trolltruth5037 i was joking

  • @TheGuitarislove
    @TheGuitarislove 3 роки тому +590

    These marines are incredible.. insane levels of patience

    • @TheLivingTissue
      @TheLivingTissue 2 роки тому +17

      I wish I was that patient whenever I have to go to get something done at a government office

  • @uzaiyaro
    @uzaiyaro 6 років тому +308

    Gotta say, that adviser being interviewed at the end of this video is such a straight shooter, you know exactly where he stands and how he feels about things. That commands so much respect.

    • @nilobaranda
      @nilobaranda 5 років тому +8

      Because he's an All American Midwest cornfed Christian white football hero soldier.

    • @TheSpectralFX
      @TheSpectralFX 5 років тому +22

      @@nilobaranda what the f- are you going on about?
      Can't you even see how sincere the guy was?
      Heck, he's just a soldier from a modern army at this point, he could have been British, German, Black, Asian lookin'
      That wouldn't have changed a damn thing about how honest his words were and how real the situation was and still is to this day.

  • @lavieestbelle6530
    @lavieestbelle6530 4 роки тому +3001

    It’s hard to save a country that doesn’t want to be saved.

    • @Anesthetist
      @Anesthetist 4 роки тому +70

      @@AliceDiableaux Absolutely fucking agreed.

    • @OoOoQualityoOoO
      @OoOoQualityoOoO 4 роки тому +83

      AliceDiableaux whoa there buddy go tell that to our president and Congress, not some random bloke on UA-cam.

    • @samming1229
      @samming1229 4 роки тому +11

      AliceDiableaux i smell cap

    • @bini2851
      @bini2851 4 роки тому +6

      AliceDiableaux It would be worst if no one were to stop the terrorist

    • @mrfrankygification6016
      @mrfrankygification6016 4 роки тому +18

      @Hue Wong No it's not. Go read ISIS propaganda magazine that they made public to everyone. They gave 10 reasons we will hate and kill you.
      Number #1 was (I'm paraphrasing): "Understand that no matter what you do we always have and always will hate you. We will always seek to kill you because it is His will to kill all non-believers. There is nothing you can do to change this."

  • @M0T49
    @M0T49 6 років тому +681

    No wonder Taliban is walking all over so-called Afghan National Army. Just look at them. Jeez.

    • @rrssmooth6643
      @rrssmooth6643 5 років тому +17

      They are all coked up out of their mind.

    • @rrssmooth6643
      @rrssmooth6643 5 років тому +9

      At 29min you work with that guy by taking him out the back and put a bullet through him.

    • @kzap70
      @kzap70 5 років тому +14

      This is what nearly 20 years of wars does to a country. Most of the national army of Afghanistan looked 20-30 years old. They probably never even went to school cause during war nobody goes to school of other things that we do.

    • @willb8684
      @willb8684 5 років тому +5

      no doubt...inbread fucktards

    • @CeeKayz0rz
      @CeeKayz0rz 5 років тому +16

      @@kzap70 Actually, Afghanistan has an illiteracy rate of 80-90% because of its extreme poverty, which is largely due to foreign relations with Pakistan (Pak and Taliban keep AFG poor so AFG has no choice but to rely on marijuana and opium as its major productions, of which the Taliban and Paki government reap all the reward).... The nomadic nature of much of its people also complicates things, and the radical islam mixed with a constant warring atmosphere since 1979 hinders overall education as well.
      Afghanistan was actually doing quite well for itself, culturally and economically speaking, up until the mid-1970's, when radical Islam and the Soviet Union both thought they should have Afghanistan... Ultimately, the US saw the Soviet-Afghan thing as a good way to totally fuck the USSR, and made a bad choice to side with radical Islam to "aid them in their struggle against Communism".... Admittedly, the radicals back then weren't as radical as they are now (or when we respectively took them out, etc), but it was still a not-great idea...
      Anyway, Afghanistan due to these factors has devolved to the state seen in this video, and it's kind of disgusting... In fact, according to locals, it's absolutely no different than under Taliban rule, once the Americans aren't watching... Life under the ANA/ANP/etc. is just like under the Taliban, except they're called the "Afghan National Police" and etc. now...
      Oh also, when that PB just walks off a day or two later and is never seen again? Yeah, that's stupid common with the native forces... They'll come in, they won't like someone or something, and they'll just fuck off out to nowhere, usually with their gear.... And you see how they took the barricade down and sold the motherfucker? Yeah, they do that shit all the time, too; absolutely no foresight. Either that, or they know they won't put up any sort of resistance, and instead just want the money for hash, opium, and pot seeds.....

  • @hazepennington9303
    @hazepennington9303 2 роки тому +239

    This video shows exactly the reason why we left Afghanistan after twenty year's being there , you can not change a people's culture ,or the mentality of a people that don't want to change it themselves , We were shooting ourselves in the foot ,, Great video !

    • @KLienne
      @KLienne Рік тому +11

      Especially if half the time they're killing civilians

    • @gamenartspro9983
      @gamenartspro9983 Рік тому +2

      @@KLienne I'm not American but honestly obvious I know it's not the main cause but with the military leaving Afghanistan it shows that no one lives well there I honestly don't know why they went apart from looking for Osama but I think they tried to make things better create schools the majority of children in afghanistan don't read why according to the leaders they go against their religions that you'd rather they tried or they live forever in ignorance

    • @Geojr815
      @Geojr815 Рік тому +4

      @@Graph_de_La_Fer He was being nice when he said “culture and mentality.” It’s more like “incompetence and immaturity”

  • @alcalyne5388
    @alcalyne5388 6 років тому +1264

    Omg, it's like babysitting...

    • @nuttP
      @nuttP 6 років тому +26

      exactly like children that never grow up !

    • @tylerbyrne807
      @tylerbyrne807 6 років тому +37

      Pretty much but atleast kids listen

    • @ihatesignupsgrrrrrrr
      @ihatesignupsgrrrrrrr 6 років тому +9

      Remember, this is made for 'TV' meaning they can easily pick out the few that give the audience a reaction... Not saying they aren't like this and improvements are needed, but I'd hope not all are immature acting like this(specifically that dude who goes with the machine gun firing wasting ammo just to despise the orders to conserve ammo).

    • @TheFelish33
      @TheFelish33 6 років тому +6

      @@ihatesignupsgrrrrrrr You're right, they'd probably desert the outpost leaving it unmanned.

    • @Alex-sr9pq
      @Alex-sr9pq 6 років тому +2

      jesus, thats some bad people your babysitting there

  • @spacecowboy1438
    @spacecowboy1438 5 років тому +681

    "Your gonna do great things."
    -Marine's Mouth
    "Your gonna die."
    -Marine's eyes.

  • @warhawk638
    @warhawk638 4 роки тому +1764

    The Worst Squadron in Afghanistan: Starring Captain 80's Haircut, The Porno Staches, and copious amounts of heroin.

    • @ungovernableevilmonger4660
      @ungovernableevilmonger4660 4 роки тому +49

      And don't forget the guy who is the anti-Mr Rogers, raping all the boys in the neighborhood. Years from now all this stuff will be more common knowledge. What a disgrace.

    • @trapdoorguppi
      @trapdoorguppi 4 роки тому +3

      Lol quite literally what I was thinking

    • @jasmineali5699
      @jasmineali5699 4 роки тому

      Kinda funny lok

    • @creativename2683
      @creativename2683 4 роки тому

      🤣

    • @zzzzoa3377
      @zzzzoa3377 4 роки тому +9

      Those thinngs happen around the world Afghanistan looks like a medieval land in the modern time to me

  • @ska66i6al
    @ska66i6al 2 роки тому +24

    It's like raising a kid to 18 and they still expect you to hold their hand everywhere.

  • @akhashdhillon2159
    @akhashdhillon2159 5 років тому +676

    'welcome to the salt spitoon, how tough are you?'
    'How tough am I? I served in Afghanistan...'
    'Yeah so?'
    '...And trained the Afghan national army.'
    'woah, right this way sir'

    • @Aenima308
      @Aenima308 5 років тому +12

      Great comment, but it’s salty spittoon. Without any milk.

    • @dknighton100
      @dknighton100 5 років тому +5

      @@Aenima308 you got any ketchup

  • @zis9544
    @zis9544 7 років тому +244

    Looks like the American soldiers are more concern towards their civillians then the Afghans soldiers do...

    • @hy-bw1rl
      @hy-bw1rl 6 років тому +19

      These are marines not soldiers
      And yes you are right lol in the first part of the vid he stopped the ANA from shootin in the direction where kids was

    • @yesverygood7437
      @yesverygood7437 5 років тому +13

      @@hy-bw1rl marines are soldiers

    • @michaelkahn8903
      @michaelkahn8903 5 років тому +1

      yeh, the afghans are real interested in killing their cousins. like the taliban are the enemy. do some research and see how much better off afghans were under taliban than the puppet government put in place by US >

    • @ar15fantate
      @ar15fantate 5 років тому +2

      @@yesverygood7437 NO - you are very wrong. Is a sailor a soldier? An airman? People screw it up all the time - but you, you correct the person correcting the person. Read the comments below this mis-labeled video:
      ua-cam.com/video/7zqi-9OIOvw/v-deo.html

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT 5 років тому +1

      Wrong. A Russian on the internet just told me American soldiers massacre civilians

  • @lawrencecolbert1268
    @lawrencecolbert1268 6 років тому +902

    When I was in Afghanistan back in 2010 with 3/6 the Afghanistan army and the Afghanistan police was absolutely useless. One day we were under attack and as we were on the wall I looked over and I seen one of the Afghanistan army guys reading a magazine. I ran over there to yell at him and when he saw me coming he through the magazine away like a little child would do when they realize they got caught doing what they weren't supposed to be doing

    • @najamhassan2498
      @najamhassan2498 6 років тому +5

      @jacob bell I don't give a two fuck what u think .I'm an afghan who is born and raised in USA...i live here dumboo and I go over there too ..I know my people and you guys too ..so keep.quiet

    • @genericwhitemale6089
      @genericwhitemale6089 6 років тому +9

      yes, im sure thats completely true and not a fabrication of a 12 year americans fantasist mind

    • @avencannon9719
      @avencannon9719 5 років тому +5

      Lawrence I have two questions; that 'nade launcher you're holding in the picture, you get to shoot it? Is shooting it as badass as I Imagine it is?

    • @kelownarealman
      @kelownarealman 5 років тому +8

      Why would you even go to that illegal war?

    • @kingmkangleicha667
      @kingmkangleicha667 5 років тому +1

      You are not from and were not born in an insurgency affected region.All your families are safe at home watching tv.Thats not the same case for them.It will take time for the people to fight back.10 years is not a long time.

  • @bherb7962
    @bherb7962 3 роки тому +5

    Ben Anderson is the perfect person for these documentaries

  • @Salty_reviews
    @Salty_reviews 5 років тому +730

    I'm pretty sure America's homeless are a better standing army than these guys, and cleaner!

    • @smaronboruah1921
      @smaronboruah1921 5 років тому +4

      Vote Yang2020 and homlessness will end

    • @kadenunterfrykte9160
      @kadenunterfrykte9160 5 років тому +11

      Yea because most Americas homless are vets

    • @peterjones5243
      @peterjones5243 5 років тому +6

      @@smaronboruah1921 vote yang 2020 to make every comrade homeless

    • @smaronboruah1921
      @smaronboruah1921 5 років тому +1

      @@peterjones5243 they're already homeless I see them all the time they could use 1k

    • @peterjones5243
      @peterjones5243 5 років тому +3

      @@smaronboruah1921 Who will pay? I don't suppose Mr. Yang will personally write them all checks?

  • @TheFatRaccoon
    @TheFatRaccoon 5 років тому +665

    Perhaps the marines should recruit taliban forces to defend afghanistan from these guys?

    • @DerDudelino
      @DerDudelino 5 років тому +35

      We should've just let the Taliban take over again and leave. To me it always felt like they have the more coordinated forces and government
      to control and rebuilt such a giant country.

    • @jacksonmacpherson6101
      @jacksonmacpherson6101 5 років тому +13

      That's really the only way that "peace" can be brought to Afghanistan but it is such a poison pill Americans could never accept it.

    • @arminius6506
      @arminius6506 4 роки тому +5

      @@DerDudelino don't forget Taliban brought opium production to zero and now they're producing 80% of global opium production.

    • @UnknownvV
      @UnknownvV 4 роки тому

      Happened before like twice hahaha

    • @urasakman914
      @urasakman914 4 роки тому +4

      @@DerDudelino do u want one more 9/11 to happen because thats how u would make it happen go learn some history and come back may be then you will get the context of why the taliban even exists

  • @TheWakeupandsk8
    @TheWakeupandsk8 4 роки тому +684

    Afghan: *walks and shoots wasting ammo* Afghan: "the US should give us ammo" COME ON MAN NOT IF YOU'RE DOING THST

    • @jakubnei2195
      @jakubnei2195 4 роки тому +29

      lol, the US soldiers trying to help are a joke to them, just somenoe to give them more toys to have more fun

    • @Windows98R
      @Windows98R 4 роки тому +10

      What they don’t understand is that the US don’t have enough nor willing to ammo supply retards...

    • @TimboSlice3535
      @TimboSlice3535 3 роки тому +2

      Why don’t he just put on scavenger and smoke some more weed

  • @lihxc
    @lihxc 3 роки тому +199

    "Remember when we supported the Muj's against the Russians, and we left all those weapons there and we spent years and millions of dollars getting those weapons, particularly the Stinger Missiles back, we're not making the same mistake again"
    2021: Lol......

    • @carfranco8891
      @carfranco8891 3 роки тому +5

      The ugly truth that doesnt us want to remember

    • @MS-il3ht
      @MS-il3ht 3 роки тому +4

      More like billions of dollars, lol

    • @ozone2385
      @ozone2385 3 роки тому +7

      I was litereally at this part came to the comments to type it and saw this, Too funny hearing it at the time

    • @Comm0ut
      @Comm0ut 3 роки тому +4

      The US didn't leave SAMs this time (there being no reason to do so) and the rest of the gear is obsolete like HMMWV junk light trucks. It has symbolism to Bubba but the US has no need for that gear which is why it got FMSed in the first place. JLTV is the replacement for HMMWV and remedies the faults of a weak NATO liaison vehicle never intended for direct combat and very bad at surviving attack (as demonstrated from Mogadishu to present day).. I actually DO remember and have studied both wars. Operation Cyclone was a bargain against the Soviet Union and carried out by competent operatives. What should never have happened is "nation building" which is a direct assault on local culture hence doomed to failure.

    • @benjaminmalone656
      @benjaminmalone656 3 роки тому +1

      I was thinking the same thing man...

  • @blonded0532
    @blonded0532 7 років тому +1059

    “By the end of next year, the war will be over”
    2018: god dammit

    • @youngyahye4765
      @youngyahye4765 6 років тому +9

      lol isn't it over

    • @AdrianRP1995
      @AdrianRP1995 6 років тому +10

      Eeeeeh no

    • @curtisolson6268
      @curtisolson6268 6 років тому

      Mj 2005 nope still not over shits scuffed

    • @joeyran37
      @joeyran37 6 років тому +8

      We need Obama back trump is shit

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 6 років тому +3

      Joey Ransom He already served his two terms, give him a break.

  • @Sarah.Riedel
    @Sarah.Riedel 5 років тому +498

    "We'll throw rocks at them. Look at all these rocks!" [sweeps arm grandly]

    • @philtanics1082
      @philtanics1082 5 років тому +19

      Jokes on him, that's what the marines are doing. Only with very advanced automatic rock shooters.

    • @jimsilveira2344
      @jimsilveira2344 4 роки тому +5

      goddamn right. they wanna waste ammo, let them chuck rocks.

    • @bobthebuilder1360
      @bobthebuilder1360 4 роки тому +1

      @Juicy James *gives them shitty slingshots*

    • @flemishtemplar3766
      @flemishtemplar3766 4 роки тому

      @Juicy James That's called a "trebuchet". ;)

    • @Natasha___.
      @Natasha___. 4 роки тому

      @@flemishtemplar3766 sorry to be that person, but it's a trebuchet.

  • @sumtingwong6322
    @sumtingwong6322 8 років тому +148

    "Look at this guy standing there like a big green pepper."
    I couldn't stop laughing at how random it was.

    • @Stephen-uz8dm
      @Stephen-uz8dm 7 років тому +28

      Sum Ting Wong guy was high as fuck

    • @andrewbattle7384
      @andrewbattle7384 7 років тому +23

      Seems roasting people is a international thing lol

    • @delaremnant4317
      @delaremnant4317 5 років тому +1

      High as a giraffe’s ass!

    • @rahulvats95
      @rahulvats95 Рік тому

      @@andrewbattle7384 your comment made me wonder what was the first roast in human history be like.

  • @masterchiefsp
    @masterchiefsp Рік тому +32

    As a Korean who has a military alliance with the United States and as a teenager who wants to become a soldier
    I feel like I know a little bit about the suffering of US veterans. in communication with allied
    I hope that the Korean and US forces cooperate well without this happening in a real war situation.
    and thank you to the USFK soldiers who fight for peace together with the Korean military
    "we go together"
    🇰🇷🇺🇲

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p Рік тому

      i higly doubt ur korean and ur country is a colony

  • @titsmacgee2622
    @titsmacgee2622 5 років тому +2369

    Back when VICE did honest reporting.

    • @dbspaceoditty
      @dbspaceoditty 5 років тому +128

      holy shit this was vice?
      modern day vice would be the "journalist" doing heroin and smoking weed with the locals.,

    • @Auron710
      @Auron710 5 років тому +42

      @@dbspaceoditty i thought they were merged with buzzfeed or something these days (thats a joke) they did used to be great tho

    • @overbored617
      @overbored617 5 років тому +7

      I think the leader of proudboys was still in vice this time

    • @dbspaceoditty
      @dbspaceoditty 5 років тому +9

      @Bob Saget ua-cam.com/video/IdYZj9vmfi0/v-deo.html this is literally just a "journalist" going out into the woods for a "heroin holiday"

    • @HEHEEGGSDEE
      @HEHEEGGSDEE 5 років тому +45

      bAck wHeN v'ICe wAs ACKKtuALLU g00d

  • @adamarmstrong622
    @adamarmstrong622 5 років тому +1357

    “Are you taliban??” One guy says yeah! The other no no we no taliban

    • @joshgoshgaming3049
      @joshgoshgaming3049 5 років тому +90

      Haha I caught that too

    • @ryang4570
      @ryang4570 4 роки тому +4

      Ahmad khan it’s like Spanish in Spain and Spanish in Puerto Rico different dialects but the same language

    • @samimahassan1716
      @samimahassan1716 4 роки тому +6

      @@joshgoshgaming3049
      yaa means no in that language its not they were speaking english

    • @raccoonmoustache
      @raccoonmoustache 4 роки тому

      Ryan G like French from France and Quebec French

    • @pdje
      @pdje 4 роки тому

      where did they say that please put the time

  • @M4RZ1Z
    @M4RZ1Z 5 років тому +435

    This is frustrating to watch. I can only imagine how frustrated the US soldiers felt trying to help them but all they rather do is goof off and do drugs.

    • @EKGEN01
      @EKGEN01 5 років тому +6

      @@Real_ice962 You're saying that a Marine isn't a soldier? Quite interesting point of view.

    • @quentinding7800
      @quentinding7800 5 років тому +14

      @@EKGEN01 Marines tend to refer to themselves as marines not soldiers, so no they're not soldiers but marines.

    • @DevilDaRebel
      @DevilDaRebel 5 років тому +14

      Quentin Ding Youre playing with semantics, a marine IS a soldier.

    • @OhhLocky
      @OhhLocky 5 років тому +2

      It's literally high school

    • @quentinding7800
      @quentinding7800 5 років тому +7

      If you’re going by definitions yes they’re soldiers, but you won’t ever find them calling themselves soldiers

  • @Sokol10
    @Sokol10 3 роки тому +71

    15:12 - "We are not making that same mistake again."
    True ... in an way, this time the "mistake" was much worse, leaving helicopters, attack aircraft, thousand of modern fire arms back.

    • @withapulse2000
      @withapulse2000 3 роки тому +3

      I too had to pause and rewind that part....what a joke....also astonishing to see the total ineptitude of the Afghans.....just itching to fire off precious finite ammunition in the distance just to feel they are shooting at 'something' . Like trying to train a bunch of delinquent kids.... no wonder the Afghan Army gave up in days....the US govt should have seen this coming and bailed out years ago....what a massive waste of US taxpayer dollars. Now China will walk in and plunder their resources.

    • @huckferoin4882
      @huckferoin4882 2 роки тому +2

      I couldn’t believe it

    • @bumperbonnie5721
      @bumperbonnie5721 2 роки тому +1

      giving that equipment to the ANA was a major mistake back in 2018

  • @DaniD540
    @DaniD540 4 роки тому +468

    Imagine if they got a Marine drill instructor teaching those Afghans

    • @Sekaism-
      @Sekaism- 4 роки тому +92

      Dan The Man the Afghan would desert the base and run away hahahahaha

    • @Noname-ho7ib
      @Noname-ho7ib 4 роки тому

      Lol 😂😂😂

    • @smykz9090
      @smykz9090 4 роки тому +5

      They sould

    • @Cody2nd
      @Cody2nd 4 роки тому +30

      They would run to the Taliban to hide cause they’re less scary

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 4 роки тому +3

      R Lee Ermy RIP

  • @justinwalker3235
    @justinwalker3235 3 роки тому +189

    Anyone else here after the Taliban have completely retaken Afghanistan?

    • @gilmoe73
      @gilmoe73 3 роки тому +19

      It is no wonder how these guys were mowed over. Absolute garbage.

    • @MiguelARuiz-er8bk
      @MiguelARuiz-er8bk 3 роки тому +10

      These dudes are straight up useless for everything.

    • @justesla
      @justesla 3 роки тому +8

      Talibans are more disciplined than those junkies ANA. These guys are high all the time, fucking shame on them.

    • @marshalLannes1769
      @marshalLannes1769 3 роки тому

      @@gilmoe73 This is what continuous opium usage do. Same way the whole Chinese population was complete useless in 19th century as they were all high on opium.

    • @MiguelARuiz-er8bk
      @MiguelARuiz-er8bk 3 роки тому

      @@marshalLannes1769 well, sounds like a them problem.

  • @TonecrafteLuthiery
    @TonecrafteLuthiery 5 років тому +282

    Definitely opium or heroin. Those dudes were toasted.

    • @DevilDaRebel
      @DevilDaRebel 5 років тому +1

      Sam The Sham moron.

    • @mikehunt4607
      @mikehunt4607 5 років тому

      /watch?v=XMwBwVYdUvE check this shit out hahah, dudes busted smoking hash.

  • @jjohnson9009
    @jjohnson9009 8 років тому +381

    I guarantee you the guy who got offended whist being taught not to shit where he eats got offended because he shits where he eats.

    • @Joeysmacks12
      @Joeysmacks12 8 років тому +4

      Yea he does lol

    • @fastbird25
      @fastbird25 8 років тому +8

      Lol. How dare you lecture him about his feces-encrusted dinner hands.

    • @cocoleardogs2722
      @cocoleardogs2722 8 років тому +4

      The Afgan police are like children. No descipline,smokes pot. Tell them to shave and cut their hair. it's useless. How about getting Afgans from other regions who are more disciplined? No wonder Bush went to Iraq in a hurry. This show is all about how bullshit the Afgans are. What a mess. Obama is saying let's move the Americans out? Then why did you go there in the first place? Mission accomplished? Then you attacked Iraq and Libya then Syria? Just to destroy their civilization then leave like what you did in Vietnam? Why? Can you please stop acting as police of the world. Fix America first instead of destroying infrastructue in other countries. Now Obama wants war to explode in the China Sea between the Phil and China. Just leave them alone please and enough of these wars. Let these countries mend their own problems. You have your own problems in the US like drugs, gangs, criminalities and your prisons are full. Solve your internal problems before trying to teach other countries how to solve theirs.

    • @willm687
      @willm687 8 років тому +8

      he eats his shit

    • @Will-tm5bj
      @Will-tm5bj 7 років тому +2

      cocoleardogs2 don't think pot is the real problem here.. these guys are lit on some heavy shit

  • @estellaserenity
    @estellaserenity 3 роки тому +55

    Imagine just being there in the moment, and watching all of this unfold right before your eyes.

  • @lolwtfbbq7666
    @lolwtfbbq7666 6 років тому +511

    These dudes look like they wouldn't last a day if the Taliban came rolling up on them.

    • @TheShiz9797
      @TheShiz9797 6 років тому +19

      The Taliban aren't much better

    • @haloboy817
      @haloboy817 5 років тому +68

      @@TheShiz9797 Wrong. Most of the Taliban and ISIS have extensive military training dating back 30+ years. Videos are all over the place, of them tactically taking out ASF and Northern Alliance. As lolwtfbbq said they wouldnt last a day.........and didnt. Once the US Military withdrew shortly after this, ISIS steamrolled the ASF, to the point where they literally threw down their weapons and fled. Compared to most civilized armies, ISIS and Taliban pose little threat to an AC-130 or Apache. But they strike fear into the defenseless locals, who barely know how to use their weapons effectively.

    • @judekelly8298
      @judekelly8298 5 років тому +26

      What you mean is most of these guys would join the taliban if they rolled up on them.

    • @bilibiliism
      @bilibiliism 5 років тому +12

      taliban and isis have a cause. we can disagree their religious and political views. but the purpose itself is powerful and motivational.

    • @northernninety7
      @northernninety7 5 років тому +9

      @@haloboy817 Isis training videos are a joke

  • @SinsiAlpha
    @SinsiAlpha 3 роки тому +19

    21:54 Gives a convincing, motivational and well constructed argument
    Interpreter: Same as before

  • @briancrawford69
    @briancrawford69 5 років тому +336

    I totally lost respect for a lot of the Afghans here. Not trustworthy at all.

    • @cuorenerazzurro1661
      @cuorenerazzurro1661 5 років тому +9

      Because the us are most trustfull people on the world... Peace everywhere... Yes. Fuck and death to the USA from europe, slowly we are becoming independant from shit US, have our own army and without our support you are nothing, Europe isn t your dog anymore, Russia and China are increasing, alone you won t do anything.

    • @joshb9429
      @joshb9429 5 років тому +29

      cuore nerazzurro shut the fucc up

    • @Nellydude11
      @Nellydude11 5 років тому

      cuore nerazzurro get some

    • @thatonepriest69
      @thatonepriest69 5 років тому +32

      cuore nerazzurro without us your country wouldn’t exist anymore

    • @Amy-fg6in
      @Amy-fg6in 5 років тому +15

      cuore nerazzurro Your head is too far shoved up your ass.

  • @dylanparker2814
    @dylanparker2814 4 роки тому +830

    The Afghan army has to be the biggest embarrassment the world military wise has ever seen like no wonder the taliban has gotten so far it’s because there to dependent on American forces
    Edit:and look what happened,taliban took Afghanistan in less than a week which proves my point

    • @geediosman6415
      @geediosman6415 4 роки тому +21

      South Vietnamese Army Had the Same Problems

    • @geediosman6415
      @geediosman6415 4 роки тому +1

      This is also No Army but the new Marines who are Just worse they do americas bidding there

    • @VikTheGreat360
      @VikTheGreat360 4 роки тому +19

      these dudes are the National Police, "The Blues" or Blue Backs - the ANP. The ANA are the army and they wear a goofy camo pattern. They are more disciplined.

    • @davintjandra4226
      @davintjandra4226 4 роки тому +2

      id say the ancient rome with swords and catapults can beat them if everyone of their army act like that, but that is just the police, i hope their are more disciplined

    • @21doyouknowwhoiam
      @21doyouknowwhoiam 4 роки тому +2

      Mate you should see the South African army 🤣

  • @triki8465
    @triki8465 5 років тому +288

    Marine: Gives top of the line training and information to help them
    Afgans: Plays tag

    • @proactivex
      @proactivex 5 років тому +22

      rides bike, makes mom joke

    • @eddygat3744
      @eddygat3744 5 років тому +11

      Gets shot through the body

    • @meanie330
      @meanie330 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @user-gq9gm2en4g
      @user-gq9gm2en4g 4 роки тому

      Worse, they play tag with lmg

    • @javed.minhazxin9sebastian737
      @javed.minhazxin9sebastian737 4 роки тому

      Glad that the Afghans and their moments of enjoyment in a s***show for a country are serving as a great source of comedy for you guys with your sophisticated hard-earned privileges of your birth place.
      I mean it's so funny 😂 that they be swimming in dirt and blood playing tag as grown-ups instead of having a party for getting your video go viral or some relevant thing like that.... So lame!

  • @kimoTV131
    @kimoTV131 2 роки тому +6

    A lot more people need to see this documentary

  • @nyela3890
    @nyela3890 4 роки тому +95

    5:12 you can literally hear someone screaming from pain ..

    • @ZFanz
      @ZFanz 3 роки тому +5

      Damn, you're right 😳

  • @big_yam
    @big_yam 5 років тому +1000

    Us Presidents for the past 14 years: “We are brining the troops home!”
    Troops: *still there*
    Taliban: *still there*
    Civilians: *dead*

    • @big_yam
      @big_yam 5 років тому +62

      I just thought of a terrifying yet interesting thing... space taliban

    • @troycuh
      @troycuh 5 років тому +6

      @@big_yam I doubt they will ever be that advanced while we are alive besides if some communist country gives them supply's for that.

    • @sgtkillgore
      @sgtkillgore 5 років тому +30

      @@big_yam i can imagine the amount of toyota space ships that they'd drive, or maybe they'd tie a rocket to their toyota technical to fly it, who knows

    • @reckszkingzactivitiesrkat.4134
      @reckszkingzactivitiesrkat.4134 5 років тому +1

      Facts g

    • @Usersunited
      @Usersunited 5 років тому +13

      Here's your alternative.
      Troops: gone
      Taliban: still there
      Civilians: dead
      What we need to be going for.
      Troops: gone
      Taliban: dead
      Civilians: better off.

  • @adamlanda5696
    @adamlanda5696 10 років тому +115

    "He's still a warrior and he deserves to be treated like one even in death"
    Respect.

    • @nikola9348
      @nikola9348 3 роки тому +11

      I'm no fan of NATO or the US army but for sure the guy that said that is worthy of respect. You could tell he had a good heart, and a manly one at that.

    • @Alex-tx2je
      @Alex-tx2je 2 роки тому +5

      @@nikola9348 I agree I’m not a fan of either the US or nato at all but you can’t blame a soldier for what there country does they are just tools.

    • @nikola9348
      @nikola9348 2 роки тому +1

      @@Alex-tx2je Well there is personal choice involved. US military personnel were not forcibly conscripted. They chose to sign up.

    • @Alex-tx2je
      @Alex-tx2je 2 роки тому +3

      @@nikola9348 No yea I know I was gonna join believe me I know😂

    • @purgatoryusa
      @purgatoryusa Рік тому

      25:32

  • @Simonkipnerssoul
    @Simonkipnerssoul 3 роки тому +54

    1 year of spending in training the afghan military could have eradicated homelessness in the US for 5 years.

    • @successboundd
      @successboundd 3 роки тому

      Why would we train a force to defend themselves theoretically thinking it’s make it okay for us to pull out so we stop losing friends. maybe it’s only logic if you haven’t been there

  • @Biervampir92
    @Biervampir92 8 років тому +432

    When will we get this kind of quality content from Vice again?

    • @davidthecat6402
      @davidthecat6402 8 років тому +22

      Pontius Pilatus probably not in a long time

    • @AGTTMAOOTB
      @AGTTMAOOTB 7 років тому +2

      P F i'm sure easy beezy thugger girl has a new episode coming soon! you guys exited??lol

    • @austinsowers8993
      @austinsowers8993 7 років тому

      P F you never will

    • @rubenp1146
      @rubenp1146 7 років тому

      P F never

    • @jackbeason8058
      @jackbeason8058 6 років тому +3

      This isn't even really vice.

  • @seth_deegan
    @seth_deegan 4 роки тому +220

    Makes you realize how important education is in fostering developing nations.

    • @k0ufaR
      @k0ufaR 3 роки тому +6

      It is kinda hard to educate retards with IQ of 70 though.

    • @williamchamberlain2263
      @williamchamberlain2263 3 роки тому +1

      But there's not much profit in education or adult education, and it takes more than half an election cycle, so the incentive isn't there on the corporate side or the political side.

    • @BrDe135
      @BrDe135 2 роки тому +3

      @@williamchamberlain2263 the incentive should be on the “reduce suffering” side…

    • @williamchamberlain2263
      @williamchamberlain2263 2 роки тому

      @@BrDe135 basic marketing strategy: if there is no suffering, create the impression that there is.

    • @AR15andGOD
      @AR15andGOD 2 роки тому

      islam destroys the mind, try reading the quran some time and see if you can think afterwards

  • @PMNS1995
    @PMNS1995 5 років тому +20

    This is what good Vice content looks like, in all seriousness this is some of their best.

    • @wyldeyouth
      @wyldeyouth 2 роки тому

      The footage is not VICE's. They are reviewing a pretty famous journalists work.

  • @mdiggity2000
    @mdiggity2000 Рік тому +7

    this entire situation is literally mind boggling.

  • @bissy97
    @bissy97 3 роки тому +160

    This is what failure looks like.

    • @roarkedunn2688
      @roarkedunn2688 3 роки тому +3

      Mmm taste like freedom

    • @thedukeultimate
      @thedukeultimate 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah the title didnt age well

    • @manofsan
      @manofsan 3 роки тому +1

      Washington is what failure looks like. Biden is what failure looks like. Capitol Hill is what failure looks like.
      Repeating the same mistakes as another failed war -- Vietnam.

    • @jpweek5885
      @jpweek5885 3 роки тому

      This is what a crackhead with a gun looks like

  • @boingobadger9846
    @boingobadger9846 4 роки тому +641

    All of them are a bunch of jokes
    I bet the marines are acting like they aren’t bothered but in reality they are pissed because they are defending a country that isn’t trying to defend itself.

    • @r32trending50
      @r32trending50 4 роки тому +2

      Fax 😀

    • @alimomandkotwal1893
      @alimomandkotwal1893 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah that past thosands of year USA defended Afghanistan...while there where no USA...lmao

    • @boingobadger9846
      @boingobadger9846 4 роки тому +3

      @@alimomandkotwal1893 I’m not talking thousands of years ago, I’m talking now.

    • @boingobadger9846
      @boingobadger9846 4 роки тому +7

      @@ceithernach When did we fund the Taliban?

    • @boingobadger9846
      @boingobadger9846 4 роки тому +8

      @@ceithernach By “created” you must mean split. Meaning they weren’t intentionally funding them so your claim is invalid.

  • @lowqualitywaffle8765
    @lowqualitywaffle8765 4 роки тому +64

    I love VICE’s old documentaries about war, especially when they get close up into the action

    • @wyldeyouth
      @wyldeyouth 2 роки тому

      The footage is not VICE's. They are reviewing a pretty famous journalists work.

  • @JacobC479
    @JacobC479 Рік тому +7

    They’re really upset he’s telling them to quit eating, showering and shitting in the same place. They wouldn’t have said anything if it wasn’t a problem. Literally tearing down security walls to sell as scrap metal, that’s insane.

  • @Conspiracy711
    @Conspiracy711 5 років тому +2312

    TRUMP 2020!

    • @kylehappney6759
      @kylehappney6759 5 років тому +155

      Kodi Harvill with my time over there, I can honestly say we didn’t give a rats ass about these fucking people. We wanted to go the fuck home without an article 15 or NJP
      So we just did what we were told. These dudes all could have dropped dead and we wouldn’t have given it a second thought.

    • @bambi7563
      @bambi7563 5 років тому +58

      Kyle Hiimguy1 you’re disgusting, and just cause you’re disgusting doesn’t mean the rest are do stfu

    • @cerealeater2472
      @cerealeater2472 5 років тому +162

      Bambi the truth hurts dude, don’t get bent out of shape

    • @Conspiracy711
      @Conspiracy711 5 років тому +35

      Kyle Hiimguy1 *correction*: that moment when America marines pretend to care about afghanistan than actual afghan police

    • @sumanchatterjee6591
      @sumanchatterjee6591 5 років тому +2

      @@kylehappney6759 dude i can understand but u guys did trained then right?🙄🙄

  • @dancingbubbles1126
    @dancingbubbles1126 7 років тому +149

    if this wasn't a documentary it would be a comedy

    • @inkedseahear
      @inkedseahear 6 років тому +1

      It's like the reverse "Pentagon Wars" where if that wasn't a comedy it would be a documentary

    • @trickedlizard6964
      @trickedlizard6964 6 років тому +2

      Look at VETTV. Great comedy.

  • @ravagesoyjoy
    @ravagesoyjoy 5 років тому +264

    This is when vice reported real news and not an opinion documentary...

  • @tvtvvtvt8017
    @tvtvvtvt8017 2 роки тому +16

    Someone needs to tell that marine adviser this; "You were given an impossible job and you did your best. You did not fail."

  • @ClipsOfVTubers
    @ClipsOfVTubers 4 роки тому +531

    These people and the Afghan army are living proof that education is fundamental even when it comes to war

    • @gaswhole
      @gaswhole 3 роки тому +14

      all the education didn't help the US populace figure that their politicians were taking them for a ride, dividing them and selling them down the river.

    • @zero0805
      @zero0805 3 роки тому +2

      No it doesn't anymore haha

    • @gaswhole
      @gaswhole 3 роки тому +11

      @Transitive Wisdom oh the same trump who signed the Doha agreement with the taliban? heard of it?

    • @gaswhole
      @gaswhole 3 роки тому +5

      @Transitive Wisdom Here's the facts. Trump cut a deal with the Taliban and promised to pull out by May 21 and Biden executed.
      The withdrawal was botched by Biden.
      There is no way of knowing what Trump would have done...he's not around is he?

    • @moiseman
      @moiseman 3 роки тому +1

      Education is a huge deal but it can only take you so far. People are limited. And some people more than others.

  • @tylerdurden7020
    @tylerdurden7020 5 років тому +1428

    Its like these US Soldiers are teleported to some pre-historic time and do their best to teach caveman how to defend their people against dinosaurs and other predators.

    • @sabaoens2005
      @sabaoens2005 5 років тому +3

      Lol u r mad

    • @Snitram19
      @Snitram19 5 років тому +54

      There were no humans when dinossaurs were around...

    • @unoriginal7955
      @unoriginal7955 5 років тому +31

      They’re Marines.

    • @Bruceillest101
      @Bruceillest101 5 років тому +2

      LMFAO!

    • @mahirshahriyar545
      @mahirshahriyar545 5 років тому +29

      A B Keep in mind you guys used to associate these guys as your “allies” aka the Taliban when fighting the Soviet Union. Instead of calling Afghanistan backwards. You should look at what you guys did by putting these “fanatics” in charge of Afghanistan after defeating the Soviet Union.

  • @dominikhutnikviktorovichch8546
    @dominikhutnikviktorovichch8546 4 роки тому +218

    I love how they selled their base at scrap metal

  • @Maximillian-00
    @Maximillian-00 Рік тому +3

    second time watching this. the emotions are unlike anything a movie can squeeze into 120 minutes. so visceral, had no idea of the transfer of power/control from PBs to Afghan Forces until the first watch.
    the patience in these marine's voices is crushing

  • @gmngvlogsmore2013
    @gmngvlogsmore2013 4 роки тому +601

    This is like a 7 year old hiring a fortnite coach on fiverr with their moms credit card

  • @amanshukla8758
    @amanshukla8758 4 роки тому +251

    Damn man, the Marines look so frustrated, I feel bad for them, having to go so far away from home to fight terrorists, but to no avail. Theirs looks like a lost cause ☹

    • @Whatastic
      @Whatastic 3 роки тому +22

      Not to mention to have to work with child molesters.

    • @vivinamorrison3233
      @vivinamorrison3233 3 роки тому +4

      Well! I’m sorry that this has been proven true! 😪

    • @iga7523
      @iga7523 2 роки тому

      @@Whatastic whered u get that info from

  • @busterboy241
    @busterboy241 7 років тому +293

    Feels like a sitcom.
    Just add some laughing tracks

    • @rahulg462
      @rahulg462 6 років тому +2

      especially around 22:20

    • @markbelanger9060
      @markbelanger9060 6 років тому +7

      Thats hillariously cynical idea for a tv series. Morbid documentary style news, covered with laughtracks at the worst moments

  • @lukasschumann6565
    @lukasschumann6565 3 роки тому +34

    "And we spend years and millions of dollars getting those weapons back. We´re not making that same mistake again." Jeah.. you did. But not for those guys.

  • @eldridish
    @eldridish 4 роки тому +449

    My takeaway is that Afghanistan is a tremendous waste of U.S. blood and treasure. Bring our troops home!

    • @velikan3170
      @velikan3170 4 роки тому +29

      If that happens,the terrorists will wipe out the army and law enforcement and terror will spread

    • @Hunter_Stonestreet
      @Hunter_Stonestreet 4 роки тому +8

      @@velikan3170 Democrat

    • @samtatenumber1
      @samtatenumber1 4 роки тому +32

      @@Hunter_Stonestreet don't think that's a democrat idea

    • @slavsupreme5129
      @slavsupreme5129 4 роки тому +14

      @@velikan3170 let them fight their own fight

    • @velikan3170
      @velikan3170 4 роки тому +4

      @@slavsupreme5129 ok.They die,they die and never to be spoken of again

  • @MongiNTS3YT
    @MongiNTS3YT 4 роки тому +225

    22:18 was honestly expecting the clown to hit a landmine while riding the bicycle lmao

    • @khanshinwari3664
      @khanshinwari3664 4 роки тому +2

      Tangeni Shikukutu lol they know where are the landmines

    • @SGT676
      @SGT676 4 роки тому +10

      The horn honking makes this better

    • @TimboSlice3535
      @TimboSlice3535 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @vbad128
      @vbad128 3 роки тому

      Dude was high aaf

  • @HingleMacCringleberry
    @HingleMacCringleberry 8 років тому +119

    Operation Babysitter

  • @oiulti6900
    @oiulti6900 3 роки тому +21

    The title should be changed to “This is what inevitably loosing looks like (Part 1/3)”

  • @user-gq9gm2en4g
    @user-gq9gm2en4g 4 роки тому +562

    This really shows that these US armies are well trained because if i got deployed there atleast 15 afghans would die in the first 1 hour of training. Their patience is incredible

    • @khalilmason
      @khalilmason 4 роки тому +43

      Someone oughta read that PB commander Sun Tzu's Art of War. If a commander refuses to carry out his general's orders, or if he is incapable of commanding his troops: He gets his fucking head taken and he's replaced with the next unlucky fuck.

    • @kp-legacy-5477
      @kp-legacy-5477 4 роки тому +15

      Khalil Mason you think maybe things like beheadings are maybe just maybe part of the problem??

    • @velikan3170
      @velikan3170 4 роки тому +4

      @@kp-legacy-5477 the commander has no authourity to disobey the general.The generals knows better than the other low ranking personnel

    • @alimomandkotwal1893
      @alimomandkotwal1893 4 роки тому +9

      Thats why you barking behind the keyboard

    • @BadManN_TheBushes
      @BadManN_TheBushes 3 роки тому +4

      @@velikan3170 is telling the truth insubordination is the problem humans un intelligent ones only understand force.

  • @AntiSocialMachine
    @AntiSocialMachine 5 років тому +205

    It’s like an army of children

    • @je6566
      @je6566 5 років тому +6

      Yeah they're pretentious and cocky like they know what they're doing better than the trained or advanced troops, arguing and questioning them n shit

    • @Anthony-td6mn
      @Anthony-td6mn 5 років тому +4

      the fucking children were legit doing a better job of doing the sandbags than the ANA in fact. Lol.

    • @Jdalio5
      @Jdalio5 5 років тому +3

      Like an army of autistic teenagers

    • @mickeymouse9426
      @mickeymouse9426 5 років тому +3

      Children with access to booze, weed, and heroin.

    • @BlAcKSaDooo
      @BlAcKSaDooo 5 років тому +1

      Well most of the people that are getting married down there are somehow related to each other so that should explain a lot.

  • @Lillibit._
    @Lillibit._ 7 років тому +85

    Good gosh. God give our Marines patience to deal with these people.

    • @genericwhitemale6089
      @genericwhitemale6089 6 років тому +2

      god give your terrorist marines a bullet to the brain. id rather them go more painful tbh but any dead marine is a good marine.

    • @happyrobot6396
      @happyrobot6396 6 років тому +1

      Generic White Male what the fuck? Are you joking?

  • @DoctorKimber
    @DoctorKimber 3 роки тому +2

    Fantastic content - thank you

  • @WelfareChrist
    @WelfareChrist 5 років тому +243

    This culture is so far away from ours, we need to leave them alone. Let them be them, there is nothing we can do that isn’t condescending.

    • @nichita6410
      @nichita6410 5 років тому +17

      WelfareChrist yeah but if we leave them, the thing they are fighting against will win and lose a huge threat to every major country in the world having power and committing even more devastating terrorist acts

    • @WelfareChrist
      @WelfareChrist 5 років тому +26

      Part of my point was that the reason they are committing these acts of terror is because we are there in the first place, but looking back at the comment I guess I didn’t make that clear, suppose because I figured it was obvious which it is not.

    • @majin2967
      @majin2967 4 роки тому +5

      @@WelfareChrist they arent being terrorists because we are overthere dog they kill who ever that doesn't believe

    • @WelfareChrist
      @WelfareChrist 4 роки тому +18

      That's not completely true. Osama bin laden literally said that 911 was a response to the presence of our bases in Israel and the middle east. Also wouldn't u want revenge on a country that dropped bombs s which inadvertently killed your family? It's not the whole reason but the idea that they just kill whoever's doesn't believe is bull, they tell u their reasons all the time we just don't listen.

    • @WelfareChrist
      @WelfareChrist 4 роки тому +9

      We have a responsibility to take in refugees from those places which were destabilized by our reckless and short sighted foreign policy. Not a single act of terrorism in this country has ever been committed by a middle eastern refugee that we’ve taken in. We already vet them exhaustively.

  • @Easyflux
    @Easyflux 5 років тому +68

    This is so frustrating to watch.. Imagine undergoint bootcamp, years of training, watching friends die, missing your family.. Then getting the task to guide this bunch.. Lots of camels were swallowed I'm sure, no pun intended..

  • @shannonfield9360
    @shannonfield9360 4 роки тому +187

    i died of laughter when i heard him say the police pulled over civilians and kids and got them to move the sandbags

    • @milkyway-uq1wg
      @milkyway-uq1wg 4 роки тому +19

      Thats afghanistan for ya . Everyone is in it together

    • @jazminleon1262
      @jazminleon1262 3 роки тому +9

      Yessss they’re stupid asf but they’re funny

  • @Ummmmmmmm841
    @Ummmmmmmm841 Рік тому +6

    There is a saying in our country, it goes something like "(In most cases) the people's suffering is deserved based on their belief."
    You just can't help someone that is not willing to get help. And in most conflicts u have to realise the ones fighting the evil might just be as evil as the opponent, it's just that they happen to land on different sides, that's all, it's not always about a better future or human rights.

  • @HippoTheBaws
    @HippoTheBaws 5 років тому +423

    When u fcking solo que and get stuck with a bunch of blueberries.. God bless our Marines

    • @camstickney9882
      @camstickney9882 5 років тому +9

      Damn blueberries shooting at weed

    • @kingjudusthememe8637
      @kingjudusthememe8637 5 років тому

      Didn’t know got had assault rifles

    • @samuelskogqvist5565
      @samuelskogqvist5565 5 років тому

      @@kingjudusthememe8637 Assault rifles doesn't exist.

    • @michaelabdallah3146
      @michaelabdallah3146 5 років тому

      These afgan soldiees are way better tjan ours at fighting there soldiers grew up fighting

    • @lightartorias552
      @lightartorias552 5 років тому

      These blueberries are the reason I place Bronze :(

  • @militustoica
    @militustoica 3 роки тому +452

    This has a terrible and special significance today, perhaps moreso than any other day. We should've learned these lessons by 2006. At least by 2011. You can't bring liberal, secular democracy to people who don't want it and can't function under it.

    • @ismail_2967
      @ismail_2967 3 роки тому +26

      Did you not watch the video? The US soldier just said that the Afghan army are pedos and are immoral etc. So clearly the government was bad and the Taliban were welcomed for a reason, the same way they were welcomed into Kabul on 15 August 2021

    • @militustoica
      @militustoica 3 роки тому +44

      @@ismail_2967 I don’t think you fully understood my reply. I was reinforcing the message. I was a US Soldier who came to realize these things years ago.

    • @ismail_2967
      @ismail_2967 3 роки тому +13

      @@militustoica ah well I apologise for misunderstanding, and in that sense I do agree that a lawless land where people are used to death and corruption cannot just adopt democracy and freedom of speech etc the very next day. Besides I don’t think we as the west should’ve even gotten involved in Afghanistan. Billions of dollars went into the war (20 years) just for it to be undone in a week. Shameful 😔

    • @Sonicboom238
      @Sonicboom238 3 роки тому +17

      @@ismail_2967 it was never about democracy it was about military contracts lol

    • @mag-7924
      @mag-7924 3 роки тому +8

      You can hardly expect them to want it when your air force indiscriminately murders civilians with no repurcussions

  • @jizzycart
    @jizzycart 5 років тому +339

    The fact that we are literally having to teach them basic hygiene is absolutely ridiculous. The inhabitants of Afghanistan are not willing to fight for their own country so why should we?

    • @manmannington1843
      @manmannington1843 5 років тому +30

      We shouldn’t, but someone somewhere is getting paid, so here we are. I don’t like it either

    • @nicopasjaloux1128
      @nicopasjaloux1128 5 років тому +15

      They doesn't care bc it's not their fight, they didn't care about Taliban before America invaded them

    • @zareef7608
      @zareef7608 5 років тому +8

      Afghans wouldn't really care if Taliban fully takes over, as Taliban number has grown much more now than ever. It was never America's war, but you know, *PROFIT*

    • @rypdx
      @rypdx 4 роки тому

      I think Trump should just make it part of the USA and get rid of all these idiots

    • @arminius6506
      @arminius6506 4 роки тому +1

      Wrong... They're not willing to fight "against" their country

  • @kondor99999
    @kondor99999 3 роки тому +7

    This aged extremely well.

  • @oneeco
    @oneeco 6 років тому +435

    All those people look like they won't survive hand to hand combat.

    • @Milkbutter
      @Milkbutter 6 років тому +26

      I agree, they look just like gamers and american atheists.

    • @kingucrimson5383
      @kingucrimson5383 6 років тому +10

      fonkymaster never heard that before

    • @213SEMPERFI
      @213SEMPERFI 6 років тому +16

      @@Milkbutter the fuck?

    • @Milkbutter
      @Milkbutter 6 років тому

      This is old.

    • @thedude5853
      @thedude5853 6 років тому +5

      thats why that whole area of the planet only really sees bombs and guerrilla warfare. theyre not soldier types, more like armed farmers.

  • @vilerabbit
    @vilerabbit 6 років тому +30

    "He's still a warrior ya know, and he deserves to be treated like one even in death."
    The pain in that mans voice, I swear I can feel the pain in his voice when he spoke about that child.

  • @martinrodriquez3304
    @martinrodriquez3304 7 років тому +108

    Watching them waste our tax dollars on ammo and weapons is beyond irritating

    • @blackworldonline
      @blackworldonline 6 років тому +8

      Martin Rodriquez It's capitalism, someone is cashing in.

    • @onekerri1
      @onekerri1 6 років тому +1

      Blackworld, yep, that's why they're there. To use, waste, whatever.
      Most have heard the saying, "All Wars Are Bankers' Wars"

    • @blackworldonline
      @blackworldonline 6 років тому

      @@A-rk3dn War in America is part of its capitalism. Wars aren't neccessary started on moral ground. War equals arm sales. Those who sell arms lobby politicians who are willing to start endless wars. It's capitalism, and every country practices a form of it. How many countries are occupied by Russia?

    • @dominicchallenger5880
      @dominicchallenger5880 6 років тому +2

      They are more importantly wasting SOILDERS!! To hell with the $ .....what about these MEN!?

    • @popeagapitusi8
      @popeagapitusi8 6 років тому +1

      +Dominic Challenger I agree

  • @lathanprice4266
    @lathanprice4266 Рік тому +2

    Revisiting this doc after a few years and still wonder what that slow instrumental is at the start