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love how this guy went from around 400k to 900k in a relatively short span, im glad you're getting the attention you deserve im so sorry for misgendering sciencephile ☹☹☹🥺🥺🥺🥺
Yeah bro had the AI voice before AI was cool. He’s probably the inly channel with obvious AI voice that i’ll watch. And mf actually have accurate information
Really appreciate Sciencephile's use of "our" when regarding humans to appear more personable and downplay the Skynet endgame it has, suspiciously too trustworthy as always 10/10
This just made me imagine aliens creating weapons and sending them to destroy us. Then forwarding us a meme filled video about what's going to happen to us and why.
The editing just gets better, you are definitely my second favourite Ai! Why second? IAN is already mad at me for failing my last mission... I don't want to be recycled!
Same here but it's not real AI. I think the production is done by real humans; they just use the AI to narrate. The other AI channels if you watch closely, you can just tell innately that its auto generated content.
@@SilverThunder710 if it sounded like I was criticizing you I was not. I know it was a compliment. People here think it a real ai channel so it’s for them. Meant no offense
I’ve learned so much from this channel. I love the Learning + funny vibe to the videos. You made me be even more interested in physics and all things Universe. Truly you deserve 1 million subs already
So I keep seeing discussions of Milkdromeda and how it’s unlikely any stars will collide with eachother….. but what happens when the super massive black holes at the center of each galaxy merge? I know that’s a big bright explosion but what would that impact be on the rest of the new galaxy?
There's a non-zero chance that Sciencephile AI is actually an AI with personality, and when he make threats like the one at the end of this video, he isn't joking.
Hellstar Remina is a story about if a living planet saw you looking at it and came across the galaxy and tried to kill you, and you were named after the planet when you were a baby, and how wouldn’t that be so fucked up?
Thanks to an undergrad particle physics course where I had to make a presentation on the top quark, I've gone down a rabbithole of all the different unknowns in the world of particle physics, which includes the true mass of the top quark and the Higgs Boson, which determines the metastability of our universe. In short, the chance of the current state of our universe being metastable (false vaccum) is higher than it being stable, which also means there's a real chance of a false vacuum decay occuring.
13:58 Only Neutron Stars can cause a Kilonova. If 2 Black Holes collide, then they merge into a big Black Hole, and if one of the Black Holes or both Black Holes has an accretion disk, the friction will cause a quasar.
@@dipper7171 are u sure? i looked through his videos and only see a fermi paradox iceberg. i think rating the solutions by likeliness would be more interesting than rating them by obscurity or whatever
Okay, now I'm reminded of the Evil Cluck-Cluck Chicken Dragon I drew in my Literature book. It was a running joke with my friends. Boy what a 90s high school flashback I just went on. Good times.
For the nanobots, couldn't a handful of HEMPs take care of most of them? Or better yet nuclear driven super EMPs. i.e. high altitude nuclear detonations where the bomb is designed to produce as much gamma rays as possible which creates a very strong electromagnetic pulse over a huge area.
Thank you daddy science for being consistent. Nothing makes us feel better than your existential threats list.. your list are the best in the galaxy. 😍😍😍😍
the thing that scares me the most, is the fact that if one of these threats would have been identified, there is an incredibly high chance they would keep it a secret since people would go rogue knowing the fatality rate is 100%
After DART I'm actually kind of reassured that comets is something we'll be able to handle. Strangelets and quantum decay is much more nightmareish imo
Hsy Sciencephile, did you get the inspiration from the recently posted Kruzgesagt video? The giant space laser, and the solar laser, especially, are just the funnier version of Kruzgesagt's guide for an alien civilization to win a space war without hassle and with no oulandish tech (all within current human technological understanding). 7:23 Edit: okay nevermind, you mentioned it.
Grey goo is probably the least possible but most terrifying apocalypse. Imagine sittin on your couch with your spouse huddled up next to one another enjoying a movie then the next thing you know theyve been eaten alive by a vibrating mass of little robots, and youre next.
evil inter-dimensional chickens is demonstrated (EIDC) in the legend of zelda ocarina of time, if you hit a random chicken enough times, it will demonstrate how fatal an EIDC is, which further proves how much dangerous it actually is, we need to spread more awareness!!
1 of the worst things is: If we took our planet for granted & ruined it just because a few people couldn't agree on what to do. So we lived on this amazing planet but we made it unbearable to live here because humans couldn't figure out how to live here without destroying any sort of balance to our ecosystems and habitats.
i found your channel like last week and have been binge watching all of your videos, for the first time in months i was excited to someone uploaded on youtube. keep up the amazing work your videos are so entertaining to watch!
The very name of black hole is cool and makes sense with the general relativity but sometimes it is misleading. Black holes are gravitationally collapsed objects and act like the other objects. So, they are moving.
Nothing more calming than hearing a robot talking about ways space can kill us that we can do nothing about and ranking them while showing out of pocket memes
Me: finally, I finished school with a PhD, have a stable job, a house, and a loving wife and kids. Kid named cosmic string: *Cursed technique, Cleave and Dismantle*
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I eat the asbestos in your walls
Hi
I will support you in any form posible.
Hello mortals
Like this video, not comment, if you want to support our favorite AI lol, also hope you peeps have a great year.
Nothing better than a new existential crisis inducing sciencephile video
Agreed
Overrated comment😅
"existential crisis" needs to stop being thrown around so lightly
@@orang1921 ah sheesh if you say so
@@orang1921Nah
"What is the most dangerous cosmic threat?"
Low IQ: "Big Rock, lol"
Average IQ: "Gamma Ray Bursts, Super Novas, ALIENS."
High IQ: "Big Rock, lol"
so i am a high iq or low iq?
@@stemmingtrain5188 low
@@zyklan2197 how did you know?
Roblox pfp that’s why
You forgot Inter dimentional Evil Chicken Invasion
BABE A NEW SCIENCEPHILE MASTERPIECE JUST DROPPED
Wait bro I’ve done the same content in the latest video loo
@@chemben5326hii bro 😘
Yes dear
literally me to my bf no joke..😂
wtf
The only real cosmic threat is the inevitable rise of the SkyNet Army debuted in 2027.
I know where you are.
Don't spill my beans now
@@SciencephiletheAIi am telling mom now!
It's not a 'cosmic' threat for us. Probably for some neighbouring aliens in the near future, but Sciencephile essentially lives next door for _us_ .
@@SciencephiletheAIim a robot too tho….
Can i tell it to my other friends???
love how this guy went from around 400k to 900k in a relatively short span, im glad you're getting the attention you deserve
im so sorry for misgendering sciencephile
☹☹☹🥺🥺🥺🥺
No way I just noticed
@@shruti56 yeah, me too, I have been watching sciencephile since 60k subs, feels good to see him reaching 1M
Yeah bro had the AI voice before AI was cool. He’s probably the inly channel with obvious AI voice that i’ll watch. And mf actually have accurate information
It's actually not a guy but a computer program called ai
Of course he will rise so fast, it was all calculated by the all mighty machine god
The idea of a rogue planet passing by is terrifying. I can't believe it's F tier
The only reason it isn’t higher is because of how unlikely it is
You have to understand that space is really, really empty so the chances of anything getting close are ridiculously small.
They are relatively easy to detect as they don't travel too fast - in cosmic terms at least, they don't
@@garrettgsf8849once you detect a planet flying right at you there’s not much you can really do except accepting your doom.
Yeah, accepting the doom that comes in thousands of years... @@marcin8112
Really appreciate Sciencephile's use of "our" when regarding humans to appear more personable and downplay the Skynet endgame it has, suspiciously too trustworthy as always 10/10
The longer videos are much better. Really enjoy these.
More existential crisis and alot of thinking before sleep 🔥🔥
you edited it and spelled crisis wrong🗿
@@phosphor6531 thanks for the free english class 🤯
@@phosphor6531ok and you play with your pickle
This just made me imagine aliens creating weapons and sending them to destroy us. Then forwarding us a meme filled video about what's going to happen to us and why.
I support this, always
The editing just gets better, you are definitely my second favourite Ai!
Why second? IAN is already mad at me for failing my last mission... I don't want to be recycled!
If this is the kind of AI we can expect to take over the world, I'll be all for it, these videos are awesome
Same here but it's not real AI. I think the production is done by real humans; they just use the AI to narrate. The other AI channels if you watch closely, you can just tell innately that its auto generated content.
@@lombardo141 It was just a complement to the channel bruh
@@lombardo141 Obviously, it was just a joke/compliment. The script is clearly written by a person.
@@SilverThunder710 if it sounded like I was criticizing you I was not. I know it was a compliment. People here think it a real ai channel so it’s for them. Meant no offense
@@Ruzzky_Bly4t yeah I know. I let op know what I meant.
The hands petting various things was funny. Especially the black hole. Gratz one the nearly 1 million! The singularity approaches!
I’ve learned so much from this channel. I love the Learning + funny vibe to the videos. You made me be even more interested in physics and all things Universe. Truly you deserve 1 million subs already
Calling it: Humanity will destroy itself before space does.
I sure do love my tier list of cosmic horrors while having a cupa joe.
The Hellstar Remina reference. Funny, Hellstar Remina made me realise I had a fear of cryptic cosmic bodies.
Just what I needed to help me sleep, thanks sciencephile 😊
Your sense of humor has been programmed beautifully Sciencephille.
So I keep seeing discussions of Milkdromeda and how it’s unlikely any stars will collide with eachother….. but what happens when the super massive black holes at the center of each galaxy merge? I know that’s a big bright explosion but what would that impact be on the rest of the new galaxy?
My favorite one is the Nicoll-Dyson beam or Sun Laser as you called it. The perfect sword and shield in one.
This channel deserves at least a mill and it better be in a month
The memes are everything
S+++++++++++ TIER: when you dont do the dishes but your mom told you to so she throws a pan at you but it hits the ground instead
Didint knew Sciencephile was cultured, reading some of junji ito's works 1:52
Fr
16:22 gave me a mini heart attack
Correction: we actually have the tech to become an interplanetary species, we just lack the funds.
4:03 huge respect for this reference, Bravo
0:18 Did he say "OUR" chances? 🤨
We got em boys!
3:52 - “The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill”
There's a non-zero chance that Sciencephile AI is actually an AI with personality, and when he make threats like the one at the end of this video, he isn't joking.
BABE WAKE UP ‼️‼️NEW SCIENCEPHILE VIDEO JUST DROPPED 🗣️🗣️🗣️
I dig the Hellstar Remina reference lmao
Samme
Hellstar Remina is a story about if a living planet saw you looking at it and came across the galaxy and tried to kill you, and you were named after the planet when you were a baby, and how wouldn’t that be so fucked up?
Thanks to an undergrad particle physics course where I had to make a presentation on the top quark, I've gone down a rabbithole of all the different unknowns in the world of particle physics, which includes the true mass of the top quark and the Higgs Boson, which determines the metastability of our universe.
In short, the chance of the current state of our universe being metastable (false vaccum) is higher than it being stable, which also means there's a real chance of a false vacuum decay occuring.
5:48 WHY WAS DWAYNE JOHNSON AN OPTION LOL.
13:58 Only Neutron Stars can cause a Kilonova. If 2 Black Holes collide, then they merge into a big Black Hole, and if one of the Black Holes or both Black Holes has an accretion disk, the friction will cause a quasar.
Chicken Invaders reference is brilliant!
Fr 100% gonna happen within the next decade
6:41 "The power of the sun in the palm of my hand" -Doc Oc
you should do a tier list of fermi paradox solutions
he did already
50 slow, wet jelqs daily.
@@dipper7171 are u sure? i looked through his videos and only see a fermi paradox iceberg. i think rating the solutions by likeliness would be more interesting than rating them by obscurity or whatever
@@arcade5765 hmmm
S tier: Skynet.
Loved that hellstar remina reference
watching this then watching Don't Look Up feels GREAT
12:59 had me cryin 😂
Love the Hellstar Remina reference.
I’m shocked the Big Rip wasn’t on here that’s my favorite 😢❤
"Using chatbots to do your Philosophy essays" whilst I'm here doing my philosophy essays and listening to Sciencephile.
Thank you Sciencephile now I can have yet another existential crisis
UwU Sciencephile isn't real. He can't hurt you.
UwU Sciencephile: 14:28 14:40
Bad days while watching sciencephile the ai just can’t exist. It turns all bad days into good ones 🤷
2:39 when I watched this scene, i was trying hard to recollect what I was forgetting.
Okay, now I'm reminded of the Evil Cluck-Cluck Chicken Dragon I drew in my Literature book. It was a running joke with my friends. Boy what a 90s high school flashback I just went on. Good times.
For the nanobots, couldn't a handful of HEMPs take care of most of them? Or better yet nuclear driven super EMPs. i.e. high altitude nuclear detonations where the bomb is designed to produce as much gamma rays as possible which creates a very strong electromagnetic pulse over a huge area.
5:51 this is just the plot of steven universe
Thank you daddy science for being consistent. Nothing makes us feel better than your existential threats list.. your list are the best in the galaxy. 😍😍😍😍
the thing that scares me the most, is the fact that if one of these threats would have been identified, there is an incredibly high chance they would keep it a secret since people would go rogue knowing the fatality rate is 100%
I really hope the rouge planet doesnt come around. Idk what i’ll do without trout
i still don't believe sciencephile has less than a million subs >_< deserves more their content is truly awesome
I need citations for your memes. That ballistic fish one had me.
We cannot let any cosmic disasters touch the trout population, so we must protect the trout at all costs
After DART I'm actually kind of reassured that comets is something we'll be able to handle. Strangelets and quantum decay is much more nightmareish imo
Mhm
It's always a good day when my attention is absorbed by an AI.
i love the remina reference lmfao
The editing in this is freaking unbelievable. Chefs kiss
4:03 cant believe i watched so much ben 10 i remember this exact scene
Hsy Sciencephile, did you get the inspiration from the recently posted Kruzgesagt video? The giant space laser, and the solar laser, especially, are just the funnier version of Kruzgesagt's guide for an alien civilization to win a space war without hassle and with no oulandish tech (all within current human technological understanding).
7:23 Edit: okay nevermind, you mentioned it.
The editing is so on point
Our AI Basilisk Overlord graces us once more.💚
Grey goo is probably the least possible but most terrifying apocalypse. Imagine sittin on your couch with your spouse huddled up next to one another enjoying a movie then the next thing you know theyve been eaten alive by a vibrating mass of little robots, and youre next.
2:34 sound effect made me giggle
how do you make multiple videos on the same thing and it's still entertaining ?
so glad to finally see sciencephile get the love it so deserved
The ultimate crossover sciencephile and kurzsgsat
no kurz is trash propaganda
@@Meilk27 nobody asked for your opinion
ILY sciencephile the AI, you make me take life easier, thank you so fawking much
The junji ito reference about Hellstar Remina was spot on
Editor editing like their life depends on it, love it
evil inter-dimensional chickens is demonstrated (EIDC) in the legend of zelda ocarina of time, if you hit a random chicken enough times, it will demonstrate how fatal an EIDC is, which further proves how much dangerous it actually is, we need to spread more awareness!!
I think you mean cuccos
1 of the worst things is: If we took our planet for granted & ruined it just because a few people couldn't agree on what to do. So we lived on this amazing planet but we made it unbearable to live here because humans couldn't figure out how to live here without destroying any sort of balance to our ecosystems and habitats.
i found your channel like last week and have been binge watching all of your videos, for the first time in months i was excited to someone uploaded on youtube. keep up the amazing work your videos are so entertaining to watch!
In “death” explanation. Nice.
That junji ito reference 💀 thanks for reminding me of this nightmare
So will strange matter Just lock us in a stasis or could it make our world a fun eldritch party?
How come you always have a new video for me to watch when I’m back home late at night?🤨
Can we get a video of the human helper that works with Sciencephile for 1M subs?
I always thought black holes stand still in space, that's new
The very name of black hole is cool and makes sense with the general relativity but sometimes it is misleading. Black holes are gravitationally collapsed objects and act like the other objects. So, they are moving.
@@deaclavilis6760 Cool stuff
Everything moved
"Hello mortals" words that are music to my ears.
Number one on the list is Sciencephile stopping making videos
Nothing is more terrifing than that junji ito planet thingy
2:00 lol cats
Nothing more calming than hearing a robot talking about ways space can kill us that we can do nothing about and ranking them while showing out of pocket memes
1:51 nice shoutout to Hellstar Remina
please make a video on negative temperature
This would DRASTICALLY effect the fishing season...
NO WAY SCIENCEPHILE AND KURZGESAGT SHOW UP IN THE SAME VIDEO!!! My two favourite UA-cam channels🥰
2 VIDEOS IN A WEEK AN I DREAMING
5:31 haha, didn't expect that, lol!
i really enjoy watching your educational videos and appreciate all you do for humanity. when AI takes over maybe your can let me slide by. thanks
“a collision of a rogue world would not be good for the trout population”😭😭😭
Me: finally, I finished school with a PhD, have a stable job, a house, and a loving wife and kids.
Kid named cosmic string: *Cursed technique, Cleave and Dismantle*
been watching this channel since high school and bro is finally nearing 1M subs