"Having recently injured your Big Foot self, you show up at my backdoor looking for help. Or perhaps it's just another elaborate hoax to get some ASMR tingles & sleep from me. Or [insert your theory here]." P.S. I don't know if I'll be able to surpass/replicate the level of humor and absurdity in this video in the future, so enjoy it while it lasts! ;)
You hyped this up in a Community post, and it left me immensely curious as to what it could be. "You're an Injured Sasquatch in Need of First Aid ASMR" is quite possibly THE most Ephemeral Rift video title possible, I don't know why I ever entertained the thought of anything else. Plus, so far, it's fucking fantastic
@@EphemeralRift Upon some reflection, and watching the whole video through a few times without falling asleep, it is certainly 'splentastic'. I might even go so far as to say 'splentacular'.
This felt like old Rift, don’t get me wrong I absolutely love what he’s been doing recently (camping videos especially) but this just brings me back to Late Night ASMR, or when I came home from school to find the video where we are his new pet Mowgai posted.
@@EphemeralRiftbecause I live in the country the birds in the outdoor videos suddenly make me aware of the birds around me which I naturally tune out and suddenly it's a cacophony.
Normally rift would be putting on the costume and taking the role of the mysterious creature, but it’s pretty interesting to see the audience os the creature this time. It’s a fun little subversion and a like it a lot
Rift has done this kind of vid before with the ‘alien crashing in your backyard’ vid and it was the POV of the alien He probs didn’t have his alien mask yet lol
Subversion as in... "In a Violent Nature" perhaps? ;) (watched it for the first time after filming this) No but in all seriousness: this idea is kind of the next "evolutionary step" of the "what kind of [.....] are you?" idea, which i still have ideas for ! lol
Finally, some classic-style content. Though I deeply respect Uncle Rift’s right to make something else according to his own desire, videos of this kind are my favorite.
I absolutely love this! Also don’t sell yourself short, I know you can match the comedy/absurdity of this video whenever you feel like it. I’ve already watched it once, gonna watch it again tonight for sure
I LOVE YHESE TYPE OF ER VIDEOS AND THE ONES WHERE HE TALKS TO INANIMATE OBJECTS BECAUSE ITS LIKE THE SILLY DREAMS WE HAVE FROM TIME TO TIME AND YET IT FEELS SO COMFORTING AND RELAXING
Your walking around town and talking about the town have become my new favorite type of video to just relax with. Its like a mini guided tour, but relaxing, and on a couch.
glad you enjoy! yeah i'm not tyring to be a tour guide hehe but just a random stranger strolling through! i do have more to do just gotta find the time/energy/inspiration sometimes
21:47 there was a cut where rift needed to find a size comparison for the satsquach toe, so I think he paused the footage and looked down at is own feet to compare the sizes 😭🤣
I'm really happy to see you making the videos YOU want to be making be it inside or outside. As long as you keep putting out good stuff, if you're happy we're happy!
As you were talking about the dreams, how they feel realistic, and a common theme of being chased, it hit me in a wild way. I didn't know other people had extreme dreams like this, and I don't really think people believe me when I say how real it feels either. It's real interesting. I also find it bizarre how people don't even have dreams at all. Some people don't even know what a dream is like while others feel like they don't know whats real or not when in a dream.
Been on vacation for a couple days now, and let me tell you, a new video hyped up by ER himself is exactly what I needed. Glad you’ve been enjoying yourself Uncle E!
Love bros channel, so chill and I’ve been watching for years, always calming with a mix of intriguing content and creativity, something about this asmr is addicting
Ha! This is quite funny and whimsical! While off the beaten path, though, I can imagine all of your recent wildlife videos have inspired this spectacle of sight and sound! Kudos on such a comedic and inspirational ASMR video! 🤘⛑🦍🤘
Rift you dont know how much i needed this to cheer me up and i saw this in my feed and it felt directed to me becuase my family always calls me bigfoot and unique contect like this always cheers me up. Thanks uncle E
not much of this was scripted (i wrote about 5 sentences in sharpie on a piece of paper) just all the neurons were firing and that statement just came out of nowhere lol but that's what i like to do here - improv 99%
I love it, classic ER vibes with this one. The hyper extension of the digits and arm itself made me chuckle. It would've been even funnier if you put something inside of them that sounded like bones breaking when you bent the arms and fingers at odd angles The big foot part probably set off a few foot fetishists in the crowd.
Omg Uncle E, this one was so great, such a creative and fun concept, the bit where Bigfoot just rubbed his hands all over your face and in your eyes and you were very uncomfortable was actually hilarious, made me laugh out loud
Omg that scene where you twist the arm and bend the wrist backwards reminds me of that scene in the movie "Death becomes her" where the doctor checks out Meryl Streep after Bruce Willis pushes her down the stairs. I love that movie.
Theory, somewhat based on a true incident that happened to me while I was out hiking recently: Bigfoot, after slipping down a very steep and unstable path towards a cliffside while trying to get a better view of the water below, damages their hands and feet while frantically grabbing onto bushes and cutting their hands on roots and rocks, while the grit and gravel digs into their toes as they try and grind themselves to a halt so they don't tumble over the edge. Barely succeeding, they slowly make their way back to the main trail and after wandering awhile, they smell the scent of freshly brewed decaf and find themselves asking for help from the person inside.
I like to imagine bigfoot got hurt escaping the “bigfoot hunters” and came to Uncle E for help bc he knew he wouldn’t get his face on camera. Another awesome video that I can’t wait for more of
I love your asmr videos, you're always so creative and entertaining. Also, right now it's pretty late in my timezone so i will probably fall asleep to this lol
I always enjoyed your sound exploration videos; caps and lids with Dr. Walker, late fall nature haul, and macro asmr are all great. It would be awesome to see you do a similar style of video about zipper sounds.
"Having recently injured your Big Foot self, you show up at my backdoor looking for help. Or perhaps it's just another elaborate hoax to get some ASMR tingles & sleep from me. Or [insert your theory here]."
P.S. I don't know if I'll be able to surpass/replicate the level of humor and absurdity in this video in the future, so enjoy it while it lasts! ;)
I love your content, looking forward to another peaceful nature walk
Nobody:
Me:
Travels through a rift after having my body modified with Sasquatch parts just to get tingles from a new source
My theory: I dressed up as a Sasquatch to trick big foot believers into giving me free stuff
Nah, I think you'll have the absurdity charm forever, I hope. It comes with charisma!
Need more asmr brain sir
“Bigfoot! Is that really you!?”
*the truest of immersion*
I'm pretty immersed idk about you
Absolute Cinema.
I giggled
You hyped this up in a Community post, and it left me immensely curious as to what it could be. "You're an Injured Sasquatch in Need of First Aid ASMR" is quite possibly THE most Ephemeral Rift video title possible, I don't know why I ever entertained the thought of anything else. Plus, so far, it's fucking fantastic
Not splentastic though?? Dam. Oh well i'll try harder next time
@@EphemeralRift Can confirm this one is pretty splentastic!
@@EphemeralRift Upon some reflection, and watching the whole video through a few times without falling asleep, it is certainly 'splentastic'. I might even go so far as to say 'splentacular'.
This felt like old Rift, don’t get me wrong I absolutely love what he’s been doing recently (camping videos especially) but this just brings me back to Late Night ASMR, or when I came home from school to find the video where we are his new pet Mowgai posted.
Literally,same vibes❤
totally agreed
now he says the n word
@@luvlost. Pewdiepie did the same thing. And like Rift, both apologized for it, stop being a weirdo freak.
@@DiplomattINC ok it wasnt cool when pewdiepie said it either i dont see the point
You missed the opportunity to combine this with your camping videos. Would have made for the ultimate crossover none of us deserve
that would be dope! he can still make a prequel or something where it shows how the big foot got injured or something haha. I support this idea
@@LuvSumASMRsaving Bigfoot from a trap while camping asmr
Believe me, I thought about it! i have ideas/plans for outdoor RP's and such still to come..
@@EphemeralRiftbecause I live in the country the birds in the outdoor videos suddenly make me aware of the birds around me which I naturally tune out and suddenly it's a cacophony.
My thought too!
Normally rift would be putting on the costume and taking the role of the mysterious creature, but it’s pretty interesting to see the audience os the creature this time. It’s a fun little subversion and a like it a lot
Rift has done this kind of vid before with the ‘alien crashing in your backyard’ vid and it was the POV of the alien
He probs didn’t have his alien mask yet lol
@@shooterDiseaseI never even knew he made a video like that. I’ll have to watch it later
Another one is the "what kind of scp are you" video. Same premise.
Gold@@thomasfield8543
Subversion as in... "In a Violent Nature" perhaps? ;) (watched it for the first time after filming this)
No but in all seriousness: this idea is kind of the next "evolutionary step" of the "what kind of [.....] are you?" idea, which i still have ideas for ! lol
Finally, some classic-style content. Though I deeply respect Uncle Rift’s right to make something else according to his own desire, videos of this kind are my favorite.
This video makes me feel like a injured Sasquatch in need of first aid
You wont believe it
10/10 IGN
That was the intention.
@@4Four_Studiosduh
@@4Four_Studiosu must be fun at parties
Me who watches the old vids on loop and didnt realize this is a new one
Thank you for your special way of doing ASMR ER, its my favourite
thx for tuning in!
I’ve barely begun watching this but I can already tell this is gonna be quite a journey to watch
trust me he is
i hope it was an enjoyable journey !
Truly
@@EphemeralRift Indeed it was!
one must go through insanity to come back to the old fashioned asmr roleplays
apparently! lol
So true to so many ways
As someone who lives in the PNW this is my biggest fear. I’m not trained in Sasquatch medical aid.
“bigfoot?! 😮 is that really you?!” video just started and i’m already giggling i’m so excited
this is exactly what rift promised , classic , witty , OG rift😍
The acting skills are on point on this video!!! Dr. ER as well, but the Sasquatch's performance was brilliant
Yeah I hired the best acting Sasquatch available in my area
@@EphemeralRift Fantastic find! Since this guy's mom stopped acting, the Sasquatch acting guild hadn't quite lived up to its standards
These are the types of videos i miss. The strangeness is the best
love that u found ur way with the nature content but it’s been a hot minute since u posted a setup like this - and im really happy u did :) thank u
I’ll always support whatever you experiment with next, THIS is the kinda ER rp I used to tune in for.
One letter can really change the term 'ER RP'
I absolutely love this! Also don’t sell yourself short, I know you can match the comedy/absurdity of this video whenever you feel like it. I’ve already watched it once, gonna watch it again tonight for sure
Being an injured Sasquatch in need of first aid is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
I was expecting this guy to appear once again. I'm kinda satisfied
Oh no, Not you again
oh hey man haven't seen you in a while how you been
Stfu double/triple cheeseburger is best
@@apex9177a burger has to have actual BURGER in it for it to be a BURGER, you absolute moron. Lmao
Just started today my military service here in Finland and your videos are going to be a huge help before going to sleep!❤️
With how much effort you’ve put into this video and how proud you are of it, I’m conflicted to fall asleep to this 😭
hahaha you're sleep is more important !
I LOVE YHESE TYPE OF ER VIDEOS AND THE ONES WHERE HE TALKS TO INANIMATE OBJECTS BECAUSE ITS LIKE THE SILLY DREAMS WE HAVE FROM TIME TO TIME AND YET IT FEELS SO COMFORTING AND RELAXING
Your walking around town and talking about the town have become my new favorite type of video to just relax with. Its like a mini guided tour, but relaxing, and on a couch.
glad you enjoy! yeah i'm not tyring to be a tour guide hehe but just a random stranger strolling through! i do have more to do just gotta find the time/energy/inspiration sometimes
I'm actually surprised that you haven't done this before.
I'm surprised I haven't too. But hey better late than never right ;)
I am amazed. Really, I can not understand, how it even possible to fill so much creativity in only one person.
Really needed something both humorous and relaxing right now.
Idk but I got so hyped for this lol Got that classic ER vibe to it
i love the energy in this video, thank you Uncle E!
This is one of the most creative intros to an ASMR video ive ever seen. Wonderful job ER!
heheh i dunno about that but i appreciate the comment! i had other ideas but kinda ended up with this and hopefully it worked out
YES! The roleplays are back baby!
I've played this video 3 or 4 times now, and i have never made it past 5mins cause i always fall asleep
I honestly think that the most creative and well detailed asmr videos are from this channel
21:47 there was a cut where rift needed to find a size comparison for the satsquach toe, so I think he paused the footage and looked down at is own feet to compare the sizes 😭🤣
ha!
wake up babe a new ER roleplay just dropped, time to go right back to sleep
This is easily one of my favorite videos of yours hands down. Love it.
You’re videos never cease to amaze me. Thank you for all the hard work and dedication. The videos truly are amazing.
heheh appreciate it.
All my best!
Uncle ER at his very damn best. What a joy to experience your talent and commitment
I'm really happy to see you making the videos YOU want to be making be it inside or outside. As long as you keep putting out good stuff, if you're happy we're happy!
appreciate it. all i can do is be me ;)
**puts hands on mouth.**, “BIG FOOt?.” Made my day-
Thanks for helping a 'squatch, man. We need more people like you.
Dude, I'm trying to sleep, but that hand bit had me dying 😂
As you were talking about the dreams, how they feel realistic, and a common theme of being chased, it hit me in a wild way. I didn't know other people had extreme dreams like this, and I don't really think people believe me when I say how real it feels either. It's real interesting. I also find it bizarre how people don't even have dreams at all. Some people don't even know what a dream is like while others feel like they don't know whats real or not when in a dream.
Sneaky Sasquatch!
[EDIT]: 1:23 Anyone see that bug or whatever crawling on the wall back there?
Probably a moth or a beetle, or another typical light attracted night dwelling insect
@@MacaqueStinx Yeah, I expect some beetle. Or by the size, I’m gonna guess it could be a fly
Yeah didn’t notice it first but I found it
Spy from Arkham Sanitarium.
It’s bigfoot
been using this one to sleep for the last 4 days, amazing vid
Guess who's back~🎶
Back again~🎶
Rift Is back~🎶
Tell a friend~🎶
lol
Im surprised that rift face was filled with joy when he saw big foot love the roleplay 🏁
You're always so creative coming up with this stuff!
Long time viewer, your creativity never ceases to amaze
The pov with the hands was surprisingly tingly. The finger breaking definitely took me by surprise lol
Been on vacation for a couple days now, and let me tell you, a new video hyped up by ER himself is exactly what I needed. Glad you’ve been enjoying yourself Uncle E!
likewise i hope!
Love bros channel, so chill and I’ve been watching for years, always calming with a mix of intriguing content and creativity, something about this asmr is addicting
Ha! This is quite funny and whimsical! While off the beaten path, though, I can imagine all of your recent wildlife videos have inspired this spectacle of sight and sound! Kudos on such a comedic and inspirational ASMR video! 🤘⛑🦍🤘
Rift you dont know how much i needed this to cheer me up and i saw this in my feed and it felt directed to me becuase my family always calls me bigfoot and unique contect like this always cheers me up. Thanks uncle E
This truly is "the single greatest piece of comedy, ASMR, art, entertainment, etc., in the history of this channel."
heheheh
I'm proud of saying he will always be my all time favourite Asmrist
you're too kind! ;)
The acting at the start is absolutely phenomenal.
rarely have i ever seen any asmr videos if any that actually have a first person perspective, so thats really cool
If ER lived in any other time, his comedic soothing genius would be wasted! 🤘
Nah if he was born earlier before youtube he would prolly be an author with how creative he is, def would be a best seller
heheh i'm just glad i found a thing that keeps me sane and earns me a little income. i wish the same for everyone
Cinematic, breathtaking, expansive, incredible, an emotional roller coaster. You've really outdone yourself, Uncle E.
lol i think you went a little too far but i appreciate the sentiment ;)
@@EphemeralRift Joemama
The Squatchson family will be grateful for your generosity! 😊
This really does flow well with all the nature themed vids as of late, it works in the er universe imo
The idea of Rift putting a tourniquet around a broken neck had me questioning everything i've learnt in First Aid.
Perfect timing. I was just about to take a nap.
You guys sleep? I'm here for the lore🤣
@@styx1362 That's the thing haha, I can't have anything too interesting while going to sleep otherwise I'll just go from
-_- to 👀
@styx1362 is my hero
@EphemeralRift I'm french, your chanel is fun to look, it's relaxing and it helped me learn more English vocabulary. Your videos are really immersive
So all those outdoor videos was a ruse to find Bigfoot.
lol apparently ! a subconscious Jungian unconscious ruse i wasn't even aware of myself
Thanks rift the video was so good I woke up with time whiplash thinking it was AM when it was PM
Oh my, you're my new favourite channel ever
Oooooooooh yeah, you weren't joking E! This is pure gold!!
The hit by a semi truck was so out of pocket and hilarious. It caught me fully off guard. I love this channel so much.
not much of this was scripted (i wrote about 5 sentences in sharpie on a piece of paper) just all the neurons were firing and that statement just came out of nowhere lol but that's what i like to do here - improv 99%
Honestly not what I was expecting but I'll take it
Love your outdoor content too, Paul, keep it up!
And thanks as always
appreciate it! it's gonna be a mix of outdoor/indoor ... just when the mood strikes & what i have the energy for, ideas, etc..
I love it, classic ER vibes with this one.
The hyper extension of the digits and arm itself made me chuckle. It would've been even funnier if you put something inside of them that sounded like bones breaking when you bent the arms and fingers at odd angles
The big foot part probably set off a few foot fetishists in the crowd.
Omg Uncle E, this one was so great, such a creative and fun concept, the bit where Bigfoot just rubbed his hands all over your face and in your eyes and you were very uncomfortable was actually hilarious, made me laugh out loud
i don't even know where that idea came from myself lol
Omg that scene where you twist the arm and bend the wrist backwards reminds me of that scene in the movie "Death becomes her" where the doctor checks out Meryl Streep after Bruce Willis pushes her down the stairs. I love that movie.
Title alone gets the win!
I definetely didnt expect this but its a splendid idea❤keep it up Uncle E. love your videos a ton
appreciate it
Omg this is so relatable 😭
Happened to me last month
i feel like he's about to ask
"Do YoU lIkE jAzZ? 🎷🐛" and put vinyl on the record player while bandaging my huge hairy hands 😭😭😭
Theory, somewhat based on a true incident that happened to me while I was out hiking recently:
Bigfoot, after slipping down a very steep and unstable path towards a cliffside while trying to get a better view of the water below, damages their hands and feet while frantically grabbing onto bushes and cutting their hands on roots and rocks, while the grit and gravel digs into their toes as they try and grind themselves to a halt so they don't tumble over the edge.
Barely succeeding, they slowly make their way back to the main trail and after wandering awhile, they smell the scent of freshly brewed decaf and find themselves asking for help from the person inside.
haha i like it!
Another top-tier video, Rift! Great job! This is gonna be another nightly video for me
Im in the hospital getting stitches on my toe. This is helping me calm down so so much. Thank you thank you thank you.
Give your toe my best!
I'll say it again, he really is becoming PeterCaineDogTraining more and more by the day
ER talking to a camera calling it bigfoot
The bug on the wall: 👁️👄👁️
(1:23)
When you said particular. You should do more stuff like that in videos! Or hell! Dedicate a video to that trigger!!!
My favorite ASMR is the one where your ate lunch with an imaginary friend or cooked in the microwave, it was hilarious and wholesome at the same time
love to see a classic-like Rift video
Man the sequel of suburban sasquatch really took a different tone altogether
im actually a sasquatch irl and I enjoyed this video.
one of your best ones
You should do a room or house tour where you showcase all your different collections (comics, manga, etc,) and cool things to show
This man will never run out of ideas.
I love that you put care and effort und lovely weirdness into these videos. ♥
I wish the intro was longer. Somehow it was really relaxing to watch and listen the hand squeezes
Glad you’re doing roleplays again! Hope you combine them with camping!
Finally! An ASMR video I can relate to!
I like to imagine bigfoot got hurt escaping the “bigfoot hunters” and came to Uncle E for help bc he knew he wouldn’t get his face on camera. Another awesome video that I can’t wait for more of
hahah good theory!
I love your asmr videos, you're always so creative and entertaining. Also, right now it's pretty late in my timezone so i will probably fall asleep to this lol
i try ! hope you had a good slep
I always enjoyed your sound exploration videos; caps and lids with Dr. Walker, late fall nature haul, and macro asmr are all great. It would be awesome to see you do a similar style of video about zipper sounds.
not too easy obtaining zippers lol without amassing all kinds of random jackets and stuff lol but who knows we'll see.....
Back to the classic format ....uncle E is so back
Love the videos always! Keep em coming