1: I woke up 2: I got dressed 3: I went outside 4:I met Dan 5:I cried 6: I went inside 7:I got in PJs 8:I went to sleep. Except it’s sad read the order 2,3,4,6,7,8,1,5 ;C
Me: *Calls Dan The Dab Police Dan:Hello what is your emergency? Me: I saw a donkey Dan: Uhh... Go on. Me: Then The donkey dabbed Dan:OH MY GOSH Where did you see this? Me: On your UA-cam channel... Dan: CODE RED! CODE RED! Me: *hangs up.
So...your the dab police... And your a criminal What will you do if someone Dabs but your ALSO a criminal... .. . Would you have to stop being a criminal??.
000 Police: 000 whats your emergency? Me: i got stolen from... Police: do you know who it was? Me: yes Police:Who??? Me: the one, the only, DanTDM! Police: ( silence ) umm... location? Me: blah blah blah location blah blah blah Police: okay sending someone down... DanTDM: oh no, this is... bad, RUN (music starts as he runs out the house) shhh! Vinny stop it! (Edit: that was not funny...)
Me:*Calls Dan The Dab Police* Dan:Hello what is your emergency? Me: I saw my mom and dad and Squidward and Luigi Dan: Uhh... Go On. Me: Then They Had a Dab Competition Dan: OH MY GOSH WHERE DID YOU SEE THIS!? Me: In My backyard Dan:CODE RED! CODE RED! Me: *hangs up* Dab Police Reinforcements: *breaches in* Dab Police Reinforcements: PUT YOUR HANDS UP! The End
@gaming with freckles master You forget that you're telling him this on UA-cam, because he can see your channel name and it's not "freckles Master". It's "Gaming With Freckles Master". Plus, you wouldn't need to tell him your channel name anyway even if you did tell him the valid channel name.
1:01 no dan . Why do you have to be a bush camper. You can’t be a try hard.dan please find a chug jug and a scar and you’ll be good and Gucci bro. DanTDM is a legend
0:00 it's the old dantdm logo
It is!
No it's way different from I saw before
Yes it is
No its the new logo.
It’s not pause
"Ma'am, I'm about to rob you!"
-DanTDM 2018
HockeyRocks2006 - Minecraft and more omg lol
Dantdm is a good sneaky thief
Hey guys I think the cops found him in the bin because the bin was half open!
Dantdm your the best!!!!!!!!
Dantdm has awesome games:)
Hahahahaha good shirt for playing the THIEF Dan!
Your right
Moar
Is this the stupid story how Dan stole some candies xD????? (In my opinion xD)
I know right 😀😀
OW
Plz make this game a series
Agreed 👍
What he’s poop srsly? Nu uh ur poop cause u said that, make a series plz!!!
@@dayanaraniebla3930 i did
Tuan Khuu what lol
Gabrielle Weaver YES HE *SHOULD*
do a part two pls
Agree
Please do it
pritty pls
Ummm dude this vid just uploaded today
Agree
1: I woke up
2: I got dressed
3: I went outside
4:I met Dan
5:I cried
6: I went inside
7:I got in PJs
8:I went to sleep.
Except it’s sad read the order 2,3,4,6,7,8,1,5
;C
That is sad
I get it is a dream
...DREAMS ARE ONLY FACTS THAT ARE NOT PROVEN YET!!!!!
I had the same dream RIP
Lol
This is about the 5th time Dan has been a theif, and the 20th time he has been a criminal
Nobody's fool 20 Thief*
Nobody's fool 20
Why isn’t Dan in jail yet? He already lied to the lie detector.
More?
@@Jarry._. ???
Dan :"this kinda reminds me of house flipper" little does he know it is made by the same people
Is it really?
mhuhahaha
I never knew that
IS IT
@Becki Sinclair they must have
Make more of this series plz
I can find the part two ow dantdm tho you have a part two hmmmm i thik your diedpr alive
RIP noooo i i now lol hahaha😡😣😭😧😰😳😑😕😫😎🙁🤓😞😍😑😍😞🤓😍😑😟😊😏🙃😤😤🙃😘😬😘🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄so blehebb
Can you make a series about it I think it’s so fun to watch
Yep!
I know right
Yea same
Yeah boy
So true man
Play more of this!!! Make it a seiries!!!
Dan: IM good at this
FBI: Write that down
...
?
Lol 😂
Lol
xD legend
Lol
Please please please do more! This was really fun! Btw, love u Dan!!
Dan:It actually has good graphics
Video quality drops
RIP graphics
Graphics go brrrrrrrrrrr
lol i get it
If you see someone do this 2:09 in your garden, call 911 immediately.
Hahahahahahahhaahahhahahaha
Dan been drinking
Daaaa da Daaaaaaa da Daaaaaaaa 😂😂😂
CubePlayz 😂
😂😂😂 lmao 😂😂😂
Dan:“Do ever wander how it would be to get “theifed” by Dantdm? Today your gonna find out.”
Me: *locks every door in my house*
Who wants dan to make this a series? (If he wants to)
He should make this a series
Me
Me
Me
Me
5:46 when Dan drunk a little to much
Please do a part 2!
Please make a series!this is awesome!!!😀
It's pointless at this point
I said point kinda alot
Jules Z I agree girl...or boy...I don’t know what you are I just agree with you and that’s all I can say
MORE PLEZ!!!
please make a part 2
This was a great game!!!Please make a series!!
Make a series
I wanna see MORE
No Dan please don't steal my Cookies 😲
I’LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
I see you every where lol😂
🍪 i just had a cookie
I’ll take it
Noooooo!!!!! MY COOKIES ARE DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!!
Part 2 plz!!!
I ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ u
YES PART2
Ikr
Ya
I agree with you he said you part 2
I want more of this! please Dantdm
Me to
I remember when his logo was a minecart with a diamond on it lol
Same
Will Iam so you're more than 1005 years old
Me to mee too
Aowyn Lam it’s a joke
same
it was hideous
PLEASE make this a series, Dan
(is it twisted that i enjoyed this?......NAH it's Dan, of course I enjoyed it.)
My Mom Said If I could Get 2.1k subs before December she won't delete my channel pls help me
That Undertale and anime girl Nahh Cause I loved it
The end is surprising lmao
The game in the description was saying GTA V
Yeah you are right
Yea he is right
Yes u are right but i THought lets download this game but wehen i saw this OOF, Dad will never let me buy this
Lol it does
Lmfao
Please make it into a series
Plz more
Dan plz make a series I would very enjoy 😊 it
Comments:2
Actual comments: about 50
*WELL DONE UA-cam*
@Heidi Clark Refresh.
look at the subtitles at 10:16 when he says "lets go to the pawn shop" i feel bad for what UA-cam did to Dan
More of this and don’t steal my cookies
Super Dabbing TV I will steal. Ur cookies MUAHAHHA
This isn't mrbeast.... He doesn't threaten to steal your 🍪's
One of my favorite simulators out there
Me: *Calls Dan The Dab Police
Dan:Hello what is your emergency?
Me: I saw a donkey
Dan: Uhh... Go on.
Me: Then The donkey dabbed
Dan:OH MY GOSH Where did you see this?
Me: On your UA-cam channel...
Dan: CODE RED! CODE RED!
Me: *hangs up.
Your still on with the dab police -_-
@@Bry5n.15 You need to go to prison, cause ur trying to protect the dabs! GET ARRESTED BOI, Dab police is still a thing!
lol
@@Bry5n.15 It's still a thing. Dan has vowed never to Dan again, and he even has a shirt for the
Dab Police
LMAO YOU ARE STULL ON THE DAB POLICE
*Flashbacks to "A Very Organized Thief" and the kangaroo*
Seriously that game was scaring me when he was being chased by that kangaroo
@@carterhopkins4312 ikr same XD
Part 2 pleaseeeeee
The FAKE dantd m made a fake
YA
911
Police : what happened sir?
Me: Dan stole my pan
Dan: he he he
Lol
U got a heart!
Sorry about your pen
@Myuki The neko lol same
Hey he stole my pan to :(
*looks at thumbnail*
i didnt know thiefs wore masks from the incredibles
Lol
Hugo GamePlay57 ya
I want dan to play more of this
Dan: steals diamond
Cops: freeze!
Dan: aaaaaaaaa!!!
Cops: are u Dantdm
Dan: y...yeah
Cops: k have a nice day
Dan: phew...😄💰💰💵💵💴💶💶💷💷💶💶💴💵💴💶💶💷💴💵💰💰💰💰💰
OOF! They are teaming LOL
Cops:OMG IM UR BIGGEST FAN
Lol
Whitefoxx Den bad joke bro you just suck
@@omarelnagar4320 Stop hating 😒
Baldi's started a life of robbery
LOL
lOl
Yes..he has changed his ways
At least he hasn't got his ruler with him anymore..
MORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, XD
Ya
Ya
This was three years ago, but you should do this but in VR it’s so cool and make a series out of it
Can you make a series on this? I really liked this game!
Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Me either
Mukunthan Mahesh your right he should I loved this
2 years later still didn’t make a series lol
@@robbiebrewer5715 Oh man this sure brings back memories..
So...your the dab police...
And your a criminal
What will you do if someone Dabs but your ALSO a criminal...
..
.
Would you have to stop being a criminal??.
Kathrine :3 agreed.
Lol I agree=)
xD True
Kathrine :3 ether way, you will tackle the dabber
Kathrine :3 lol
I Have a Feeling This Game Gonna Go Viral On Youtibe
Yeah I love some good old youtibe
Make this game a series.
It’s a really great game so plz make this a series
You should make this a series I loved this game.,.. I promise I don’t steal xD
14:50 "pot,I know those sell for a lot" LOL I don't think he knows what he just said. Omg I love Dan.
Lol
LOL, dirty minds are here.
what did he say?
thats a completly normal sentence
This game was really good! You should make a series out of it! 😁
My Mom Said If I could Get 2.1k subs before December she won't delete my channel pls help me
I agree LittleShy
@@Skelz2K idc
@@football_edits10afc_lfc49 that comment was three years ago lmao
make this a series pleas
MAKE THIS A SERIES PLEASE
Hey dan do you think you could turn this into a series
Please do
Please do
Yeahhhhh
Please
. Edit: do it
Dan: The opposite of buy is rob
Me: Dan that’s wrong it’s sell
Dan please make this game a part two
Dantdm the thief....
SIRENS!!!
Hi
Lolo
I'm calling the dab police
Dab police "dab police what's your emergency"
"Someone's in my house"
Dab police "no I'm not"
Aydin Canning you got that from a vine.
That’s a vine
I don't get it
can you kinda re-write it I can't understand what ya saying
What?
Play more of this it’s fun
We need a part 2.
*So this is how Dan gets so much money*
I think so
Lol
😱🤣
You should do a rap of reading super chats
Bruh XD
It would be a honour to get my stuff stolen by dan
Do more of this please
000
Police: 000 whats your emergency?
Me: i got stolen from...
Police: do you know who it was?
Me: yes
Police:Who???
Me: the one, the only, DanTDM!
Police: ( silence ) umm... location?
Me: blah blah blah location blah blah blah
Police: okay sending someone down...
DanTDM: oh no, this is... bad, RUN (music starts as he runs out the house) shhh! Vinny stop it! (Edit: that was not funny...)
Wow
4
O
0
More
@@zahidguy8429 what do you mean?
Dantdm Stole everyone watching someone else to watch his video
Correct
Yep
Play more thief simulater
"I am a British man so I have no idea how to drive on American roads" *proceeds to drive on the sidewalk*
I am American and I am deceased 😂😂😂
Im british
Locomotive- Liner1912 Same
You can do that in England when you park. Also we don't call it side walk we call it pavements for some reason...
Proud Yankee 1776 whaat no way
I’m Indian.....
Dan is wearing a prison shirt... but it also kind of reminds me of his minecraft shirt. Doesn't it?
Yup
Yea
Yup
No it reminds me of jail brake agree
What are you trying to say D:
Me:*Calls Dan The Dab Police*
Dan:Hello what is your emergency?
Me: I saw my mom and dad and Squidward and Luigi
Dan: Uhh... Go On.
Me: Then They Had a Dab Competition
Dan: OH MY GOSH WHERE DID YOU SEE THIS!?
Me: In My backyard
Dan:CODE RED! CODE RED!
Me: *hangs up*
Dab Police Reinforcements: *breaches in*
Dab Police Reinforcements: PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
The End
...
@gaming with freckles master Thank You im glad you liked it
@gaming with freckles master You forget that you're telling him this on UA-cam, because he can see your channel name and it's not "freckles Master". It's "Gaming With Freckles Master". Plus, you wouldn't need to tell him your channel name anyway even if you did tell him the valid channel name.
Today.....i saw my mom sleeping in a dab position 😖
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*Dabs while running*
Can you maybe play this game more Dan????
Please more
YAY! Dan’s old vids are back! Thanks Dan 😃
My Mom Said If I could Get 2.1k subs before December she won't delete my channel pls help me
@@Skelz2K no she didn’t ur just saying that to get subscribers
Do more
DANTDM: Vinny where were you you missed the fun. The cops took my car. Why didn't you help me.💎🕴😂😂😂😂😂😂
Apparently when the cops towed your car it's fun! 😂
Dan:*Hides in bin*
Bin:Hey get out of here, imma put ur car away
Lol
//Enable "Dantdm.EXE"
RUNNING PROGRAM
INITIALISING VIDEO.. 100%
UPLODING..
.........
Is what it says in the very beginning.
I never noticed that. When you said that, I paused the video and went to the very beginning (0:00) with the vid on pause and there it was.
MikegamingYT I always notice that
JackBot Vlogs - and more I know. I paused it and went to the beginning
It’s his channel art
i saw that too
Police:Stop theif!
Dantdm:I am the famous youtuber DanTDM!
Police:Holy moly im a big fan
Lol
Lol
@@amir.9690 I didn't copy before u say anything I didn't know u said it too
It’s funny because I’ve been here since episode 1 of diamond dimensions
It's not really funny
me too
omg same
@@manafalam8014 He meant funny as in weird.
im watching the chanel since 2013
plz
I'm in my house all the time... Why... Why you bully meh?
My Mom Said If I could Get 2.1k subs before December she won't delete my channel pls help me
Good mime
Sao and Naruto main characters = kirito uzamaki
So "T" in DanTDM stands for Thief, but what does the "D" @nd "M" stand for???
(X-files music starts playing)
Dan theif da mastermind
@@anntatumswitzer7623 lol
Lolololololololololololololoolololololololololololol all lol
@@capybaracos probably is that 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOL
Jahaan Singh it stands for The Diamond Minecart
Do
You
Know
Who
The
Best
Person
In
The
World
Is?
Read the 2nd word of this comment
Dan definitely not me 😭😭😭 everyone hate me
@@capybaracos I'm sure they dont
Thanks😁
@@ammar5428 no problem
Thanks
Make it a series!!!!!!!!!!!
How are you dan
MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAN THIS IS WHY YOU WERE IN PRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah frpm Minecraft
dan when he finishes the tutorial: hey im pretty good at this!
Why is a thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal and run.......I need to do something with my life
:(
Yeahhh...
Dan:*Singing* (2:11)
Me: SHHHH... YOU SHOULD BE QUITE!
I subscribed eetsz plays
@@xboycatplayz1146 thanks
DAAAAAAAAN PLAY EXPLODING KITTENSSSSSSS IVE BEEN ASKING SINCE. LAST YEARRRRRRRR
*I LOVE THAT GAMEEEEEEEEEEE*
Yess
Loved Dan’s swaying, Don’t worry Dan. I swayed with you. :)
same
xD LeGeNd
Him:I am a thief
Me:Nope
(I LEFT THE CHAT!!!)
XD
1:01 no dan . Why do you have to be a bush camper. You can’t be a try hard.dan please find a chug jug and a scar and you’ll be good and Gucci bro. DanTDM is a legend
This is not fortnite
@@xianjinn I know he's joking (but I think he's dumb too)
The man who created the game was a thief, wasn't he?
probably not, he would be arrested by then.
That’s why he made the game
I think so
Me getting a snack at 3:00 am and see Dan swaying outside with a crowbar