I'm Sneaking Into YOUR House Right Now!

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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2024

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  • @christianbrighten6092
    @christianbrighten6092 5 років тому +3370

    Jack: *steals from houses in VR*
    An actual thief: *steals from Jack's house while he plays VR*

  • @formang4582
    @formang4582 5 років тому +701

    Sean: *"Top o' the morning to you laddies my name is Jacksepticeye!"*
    Everyone: *cries in nostalogia*

    • @420FAMILY4EVER
      @420FAMILY4EVER 5 років тому +4

      DamageIncM I’ve been watching since day 1 and now it’s just ringing

    • @outdoorscholar6016
      @outdoorscholar6016 5 років тому +1

      I completely glossed over it because of the TOP OF MORNING. So I went back to the start of the video the moment I read this comment.

    • @anon0325
      @anon0325 5 років тому +7

      After years of watching, his intros all just sound like white noise. It's incredible.

    • @satanphaze2026
      @satanphaze2026 5 років тому

      Dahie de nogla

    • @satanphaze2026
      @satanphaze2026 5 років тому

      @@420FAMILY4EVER every place I go your there including my phaze CE channel

  • @moth5949
    @moth5949 5 років тому +533

    "Jacks comin for them toes!"
    *slowly pulls foot under the covers*

  • @linden9110
    @linden9110 4 роки тому +281

    1:32 I died laughing when he broke the window then just opened it

  • @hadihamzah1700
    @hadihamzah1700 5 років тому +335

    Jack: "IM A MASTER THEIF"
    Also Jack: *tries to use key on the inside of a door*

    • @catgirlm4
      @catgirlm4 5 років тому +9

      i before e
      *except after c*

    • @computethis1533
      @computethis1533 5 років тому +2

      he's used to picklocking them
      also... you can keylock the door from inside the house? how are you supposed to relock it
      (YES i am fully aware some doors can be clicked with a button to lock but thats not very common)

    • @wyntxr
      @wyntxr 4 роки тому

      @@catgirlm4 I fucking hate you rn my whole primary school life just came back to me.

    • @wozaow
      @wozaow 4 роки тому +1

      C99kies
      cei

  • @BassShake
    @BassShake 5 років тому +529

    People normally: hide your kids and family
    Jack: Hide your toes

    • @shadowyyCFH
      @shadowyyCFH 5 років тому +8

      Piero Tallito X shut up Text support scammer

    • @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS
      @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS 5 років тому +4

      People call me Superman.
      but i have still no idea what they mean, maybe MY secound NAME IS JESUS CHRIST AND I HAVE AUTISM AND I COME IN PEACE! Stop the hate at MY CHNNL ! 🚫

    • @FabulousKilljoy
      @FabulousKilljoy 5 років тому +6

      Piero Tallito X wow. Cocky much, bot?

    • @pokemontrainerjack32
      @pokemontrainerjack32 5 років тому +3

      Piero Tallito X: Legit doing the same thing on multiple channels, I see you everywhere. Shut the fuck up for me, k?

    • @ragequitrome
      @ragequitrome 5 років тому +1

      M0NST3R Bass also daequan lmao

  • @g4merbf677
    @g4merbf677 5 років тому +548

    "the way to being a good thief is to be as stealthy as possible"
    *smashes window*
    -mission failed we'll get em next time-

    • @joelbrich2538
      @joelbrich2538 5 років тому +2

      xoLoli Popox I laughed so hard XD

    • @RobertMorgan
      @RobertMorgan 5 років тому +6

      9:56
      Ting, ting, tink, BRRSMASHBANGSPLOSION!

    • @boo4blue483
      @boo4blue483 5 років тому +4

      Haven't you heard it's called Loud stealth

    • @kja5851
      @kja5851 5 років тому +1

      idiot with cosplay YeA. XD

    • @KeelanMcg
      @KeelanMcg 5 років тому +3

      Naw man that’s the Irish way of being stealthy

  • @MysterioLad
    @MysterioLad 4 роки тому +116

    Jack: the key to being a thief is nice and stealthy.
    Also Jack: SMASHHHHH!!!
    Also Also Jack: LIKE A MOUSE!

  • @ashleighzacharias4795
    @ashleighzacharias4795 5 років тому +340

    Jack: "And they say that's there is no perfect crime"
    Also jack: *stumbled around they house, got spotted, and left bag full of money in the house*
    Me: *face palms*

  • @lilkat6314
    @lilkat6314 5 років тому +406

    "Is this a way in?" *opens dumpster* "No that's a way back home."

  • @hmwii
    @hmwii 5 років тому +293

    2016: *SCREW YOU BILLY!!*
    2019: *SCREW YOU VINNY!!*

    • @petparty1466
      @petparty1466 5 років тому +3

      Character development

    • @hmwii
      @hmwii 5 років тому

      Holy shet 152 likes thanks bros

    • @hmwii
      @hmwii 5 років тому

      @@petparty1466 lmao 😂😂

    • @ellisabell7944
      @ellisabell7944 5 років тому

      Makes me die of laughter every time

    • @matthewihrig1014
      @matthewihrig1014 5 років тому

      It’s not the same! DX

  • @Gamalielslay
    @Gamalielslay 5 років тому +83

    "Where'd you learn to walk? Dumbschool!?"
    Wow, he literally cooked him at a medium temperature.

  • @Br0k3nBr34k
    @Br0k3nBr34k 5 років тому +228

    “The key to being a good thief is nice, and stealthy”
    **Proceeds to shatter glass making an immense amount of noise**

  • @broseidon1658
    @broseidon1658 5 років тому +542

    Jack: *WA-PSH.* _”TOP THE MORNIN’ TO YA, LADDIES, NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE-“_
    Me: *cries.* _”THATS MY BOY!”_

    • @shado5491
      @shado5491 5 років тому +12

      Me: Normal Jack never leave again please.

    • @theopinionatedcharles2795
      @theopinionatedcharles2795 5 років тому +23

      @@crazedxi2098 fuck off ya wet muppet

    • @pokemontrainerjack32
      @pokemontrainerjack32 5 років тому +9

      CraZed ye numpty

    • @thegriffofyoutube3388
      @thegriffofyoutube3388 5 років тому +2

      @@theopinionatedcharles2795 and that was the funniest shit i've ever read in my life XD

    • @calatwork7308
      @calatwork7308 5 років тому +8

      @@theopinionatedcharles2795 I think calling him a wet crumpet has a stronger effect

  • @pauldanoist
    @pauldanoist 5 років тому +163

    Jack: nice and s t e a l t h y .
    Also Jack: *destroys house*

  • @maddyxwebbi
    @maddyxwebbi 5 років тому +64

    House owners: what is that noise?
    *House owners open door*
    Jack/thief: SCREW YOU VINNY

  • @jetsinx1778
    @jetsinx1778 5 років тому +594

    Reads title
    “Ok, so he’s obviously doing vr...”
    Outside of my house:
    *TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA!*

  • @nickyystant
    @nickyystant 5 років тому +426

    “It’s not just stealing things, it’s also breaking rules!”
    Yeah because robbery is perfectly legal

    • @craziness4668
      @craziness4668 5 років тому +2

      (*-*)I don’t get it

    • @nickyystant
      @nickyystant 5 років тому +4

      Craziness In my house he said that he’s *ALSO* breaking rules yet he’s already robbing houses which is illegal

    • @Mr12Relic
      @Mr12Relic 4 роки тому +1

      Welcome to 2020

    • @taraschumock57yearsago4
      @taraschumock57yearsago4 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @cuneiform5803
      @cuneiform5803 4 роки тому +2

      not a crime if you don't get caught

  • @Amelia-ws9vj
    @Amelia-ws9vj 5 років тому +907

    Jack: “Deodorant tastes good”
    *Remus wants to know your location*

    • @the13thdoctor7
      @the13thdoctor7 5 років тому +51

      Hello fellow fander

    • @alyssajones7275
      @alyssajones7275 5 років тому +32

      Hello am I was thinking the same thing😂

    • @owo_8422
      @owo_8422 5 років тому +32

      Yes!! Hello fellow fanders!

    • @iriscross326
      @iriscross326 5 років тому +27

      Hello fanders

    • @sillyberry5050
      @sillyberry5050 5 років тому +21

      I can only like once so
      👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @brownie5013
    @brownie5013 5 років тому +63

    Police irl: take thirty minutes to an hour when you call
    Police in games where you have to not get caught: take five seconds after you get caught

  • @SnowmanInABlizzard
    @SnowmanInABlizzard 5 років тому +629

    "Ok remember the key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy like a mouse"
    *Smashes window*
    *Procedes to open window normally*

  • @airalinmae2263
    @airalinmae2263 5 років тому +204

    Jack: "I'm sneaking into your house right now"
    Me: "pfft"
    Door opens downstairs
    Me: hides in closet*

    • @togetherbewell
      @togetherbewell 5 років тому +7

      Me: *sprints downstairs at full speed*

    • @Wormy1271
      @Wormy1271 5 років тому +4

      Chloe Edits bulky Russian man asks for vodka

  • @juuzou9580
    @juuzou9580 5 років тому +847

    Reads title
    “Nah that’s impossible”
    Hears the faint sound of “top of the morning” in the other room
    Me:☹️

    • @centagus8797
      @centagus8797 5 років тому +1

      Juuzou ?

    • @itsmetyphoon9998
      @itsmetyphoon9998 5 років тому +50

      why are you frowning. jack came to visit.

    • @echojacky
      @echojacky 5 років тому +60

      Why is it a faint sound. That's not Jack run!

    • @aidanlowrance1528
      @aidanlowrance1528 5 років тому +4

      Clowey McNabb 😂😂

    • @burakbayrakc3504
      @burakbayrakc3504 5 років тому +1

      Get ready to cry I'm taking you back 10 years just take a look !!!!

  • @KerkorDragonblood
    @KerkorDragonblood 4 роки тому +192

    Jack: *steals from house unarmed and openly surrenders when the police get there*
    The police: *opens fire without question*
    Me, an american: sounds about right

  • @rhiannonsmall3824
    @rhiannonsmall3824 5 років тому +54

    Jack:”The key to breaking into someone’s house is being stealthy”
    A few seconds later- Opens front door and gets caught for trespassing

  • @Pecangaming
    @Pecangaming 5 років тому +279

    Murderer: *breaks into my house*
    Me: Yay finally! Someone wants to have a sleepover!

  • @Waterdog862
    @Waterdog862 5 років тому +408

    Jack really shows off the fact he doesn’t have a drivers license

    • @computethis1533
      @computethis1533 5 років тому +8

      the steering wheel is really hard to control in VR

    • @vibecheck1595
      @vibecheck1595 5 років тому +3

      @@danielgames1756 youre so cool u have reddit bro 👁🐽👁

    • @danielgames1756
      @danielgames1756 5 років тому

      @@vibecheck1595 thanks :D

    • @vibecheck1595
      @vibecheck1595 5 років тому

      @@danielgames1756 oh I didnt mean to be rude its just i don't see alot of people do that anynore it's a comploment

    • @Verystoic
      @Verystoic 5 років тому +4

      @@nathanhewitt4617 im laughing at the context of this comment chain.

  • @incognitomode960
    @incognitomode960 5 років тому +29

    Jack: nice and stealthy
    also Jack: *breaks window then opens it normally*

  • @nerfshooter4216
    @nerfshooter4216 5 років тому +340

    "999 what's your emergency"
    "There is a strange guy screaming with a bottle of jack daniels in my garden"
    "Ugh that's the fourth time this week Jack has done that"

    • @glitch3818
      @glitch3818 5 років тому +2

      🤣👌

    • @realrogelix
      @realrogelix 5 років тому +3

      911**

    • @glitch3818
      @glitch3818 5 років тому +7

      @@realrogelix in Britain it's 999.

    • @jdizzletheweirdo9400
      @jdizzletheweirdo9400 5 років тому

      YOUNGSEVEN HAHA I was waiting for someone to say that 😂😂😂

    • @enoyo9417
      @enoyo9417 5 років тому

      YOUNGSEVEN in ireland and britain its 999

  • @lilyann3992
    @lilyann3992 5 років тому +1496

    " 911 what's your emergency"
    "There is a strange guy in my garden"
    " do not panic that's just jack he's harmless the worst he can do is burst your ear drums."
    Edit: OMG I have never gotten this Many likes thanks you so much.

    • @bluegloop8023
      @bluegloop8023 5 років тому +68

      "he might burst your ear drums but that's normal”

    • @DragonGunzDorian
      @DragonGunzDorian 5 років тому +22

      harmless? that billybob mcguinty the garlic gladiator your talking about!

    • @thelastpopeyeschickensandw2227
      @thelastpopeyeschickensandw2227 5 років тому +9

      @@DragonGunzDorian don't forget extraterrestrial chicken

    • @thelastpopeyeschickensandw2227
      @thelastpopeyeschickensandw2227 5 років тому +14

      But he will scream *TOP OF MORNIN TO ALL YOU MINCRAFTERS AND HJONKERS ALLIKE*

    • @irina6934
      @irina6934 5 років тому +9

      Hes here for the _hjönkening_

  • @battleduty101
    @battleduty101 5 років тому +516

    Google home intruder alert: “what are u doing in my swamp”

  • @deceitfulhero1723
    @deceitfulhero1723 5 років тому +26

    7:07 Jack: "Rent a thug? I can have a boyfriend? " I don't know if he said that or I just heard it, but it's funny either way.🌸

  • @rhiannonsmall3824
    @rhiannonsmall3824 5 років тому +241

    Jack saying he’s gonna break into our houses:
    Everyone in the comments: “I’ll lock my door just in case”
    Me: Leaves door open all the way

  • @senjaa422
    @senjaa422 5 років тому +66

    Jack: “let’s be stealthy”
    *breaks the window*
    *continues to slide window open*

    • @horitodorito5658
      @horitodorito5658 5 років тому +8

      *LIKE A MOUSE*

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 5 років тому +2

      Chase Bishop Seriously why be so rude, when people just want to point out what their favorite, or most notable part of the video is? It’s just like someone giving out a favorite quote or action from a film.

    • @bluegloop8023
      @bluegloop8023 5 років тому +1

      @@Luci_Diavol geez they're just pointing out something they liked about the video, if you don't like it ignore it. 😐

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 5 років тому +1

      Chase Bishop It’s being noticed because no one wants to see anyone put down for simply doing something natural that anyone would do, with something they saw and liked. And if it was that much of a bad issue with people, than there wouldn’t be so many not so negative comments for these posts, that are responding back. People just want to share. Don’t hide behind the ‘Freedom Of Speech’ for your comments, which have been putting members down within the first ten posts of comment threads.
      This isn’t just any fandom, this is Jack’s PMA channel. And of all fandoms, it should be everyone in this community at least, that should recognize and follow that rule. That’s what Jack/Sean would want.

    • @Luci_Diavol
      @Luci_Diavol 5 років тому +1

      @@lolajaramillo4620 ..you make some good points. I see I'm wrong here now.. but the "just ignore it" (the other's) argument is flawed fundamentally, as using it for argumentative purposes goes against the point. I'm very wrong in the other aspects, sorry Senja, I'll delete those snarky remarks now.

  • @anbuedz
    @anbuedz 5 років тому +225

    "The key to being sneaky is by being nice and stealthy"
    *proceeds to smash the window open*

    • @catrinahall9546
      @catrinahall9546 5 років тому +10

      Smashes window open? yes, but he STILL goes and opens the window AFTER he smashes it

    • @Iaregodzirra
      @Iaregodzirra 5 років тому +1

      Chase Bishop go be negative somewhere else

    • @yeetus66
      @yeetus66 5 років тому

      why was the window so damn *LOUD?!?*

    • @NorielBenMiel
      @NorielBenMiel 5 років тому +1

      It was a silent smash

    • @localizeds
      @localizeds 5 років тому

      @theunnamedgamer 187 how'd you know? have you been a thief before-

  • @Nasrul260
    @Nasrul260 5 років тому +200

    "I'm sneaking into YOUR house right now!"
    Me who lives at the other side of the world: *_"Impossible"_*

    • @Owen.Fallon
      @Owen.Fallon 5 років тому +14

      Jack, who is inside your house: “TOP’A THE MOR-“

    • @seviathanirwan3397
      @seviathanirwan3397 4 роки тому +5

      me: Cries in Singapore

    • @wyntxr
      @wyntxr 4 роки тому +2

      ikr

    • @wyntxr
      @wyntxr 4 роки тому +8

      @@Owen.Fallon Me: *grabs a chair* No, Jack, freakin, stop, get, out, of, my HOUSE!

    • @wozaow
      @wozaow 4 роки тому +5

      Alice Callihan
      I think...
      think you mean...
      *laughs quietly*
      STOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDY

  • @Izzy-ky7ci
    @Izzy-ky7ci 5 років тому +2056

    Behold: Why Jack Doesn’t Have a Driver’s License.

  • @user-dg4nh3bp5w
    @user-dg4nh3bp5w 5 років тому +567

    “I’m sneaking into your house right now”
    *locks the door just in case*

    • @mateojedan793
      @mateojedan793 5 років тому +6

      Lets make a baby

    • @moonmoon7132
      @moonmoon7132 5 років тому +20

      Honestly I wouldn't object to Jackaboi sneaking into my house.

    • @fire1446
      @fire1446 5 років тому +5

      What the frick did i witness?

    • @Eli_Is_Cool
      @Eli_Is_Cool 5 років тому +3

      Dun. Dun. Dunnnnnnn.

    • @heinrich.hitzinger
      @heinrich.hitzinger 5 років тому

      @UCR1eRUPiZ-N0IA6Rlya4k7g Stop sussing... That's unhealthy.

  • @FletcherDoesStuff
    @FletcherDoesStuff 5 років тому +173

    Jack: 'I'm sneaking into YOUR house right now'
    Me: Freezes between grabbing a baseball bat to mess crap up
    or a pen and paper to get an autograph

    • @babbaraaaa
      @babbaraaaa 5 років тому +12

      Why not both

    • @shadowyyCFH
      @shadowyyCFH 5 років тому +3

      Piero Tallito X shutup text support scammer

    • @kappa288
      @kappa288 5 років тому +2

      Piero Tallito X you should have quit youtube on the last two vids

    • @hi_im_socialy_awkward1487
      @hi_im_socialy_awkward1487 5 років тому +2

      @@PieroOtiniano ur stuff trash

    • @pokemontrainerjack32
      @pokemontrainerjack32 5 років тому +5

      Piero Tallito X: I saw you on Jaiden Animations, are you fucking kidding me mate? Your advertising your channel on multiple channels in the same bloody way. Atleast be creative, and trust me your vids are not nearly as good as Jacks.

  • @D0S81
    @D0S81 4 роки тому +2

    love it ''it's not just stealing things...i *also* get to break some rules!'' because as we all know, stealing isn't the same as breaking the rules. remember, if someone buys stuff for their house, that means they want you to have it really. all they ask is that you're quiet when you come pick it up, wear gloves so you don't make a mess, & come through a window or something so you don't bother the neighbours. people are nice like that aren't they.

  • @epicdimples1235
    @epicdimples1235 5 років тому +378

    Plot twist: Jack was actually controlling a real life theif

    • @hoovy2319
      @hoovy2319 5 років тому +5

      epic dimples123 that thief must be real incompetent then

    • @epicdimples1235
      @epicdimples1235 5 років тому

      XD

    • @thanospool1921
      @thanospool1921 5 років тому +3

      Whenever Jack plays the game the theif says aw shit its jack again I just got out of prison aswell

    • @Someone-tt9pt
      @Someone-tt9pt 5 років тому

      Would Sean go to jail or the robber?

    • @masitagapar6928
      @masitagapar6928 5 років тому

      @@Someone-tt9pt who teach you to type little boi

  • @mothcatcher893
    @mothcatcher893 5 років тому +157

    Jack: "I'm sneaking into YOUR house right now."
    Me: *Out shopping* Feck

    • @flamingcat1101
      @flamingcat1101 5 років тому +5

      Nooooo

    • @tj-gamer2578
      @tj-gamer2578 5 років тому +4

      Lol why you watching this while shopping

    • @mothcatcher893
      @mothcatcher893 5 років тому +3

      @@tj-gamer2578 havent watched yet. just saw the title

  • @vamaniia
    @vamaniia 5 років тому +304

    Jack: let's be stealthy..
    Also jack: breaks the window

    • @BassShake
      @BassShake 5 років тому +14

      Jack: Remember guys we have to stay stealthy
      Jack: *Proceeds to smack window with the force of a thousand exploding suns*

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 5 років тому +4

      *LIKE A MOUSE*

    • @tovgyt
      @tovgyt 5 років тому +2

      Benjamin S I love that reference

    • @zenovia1004
      @zenovia1004 5 років тому +1

      Well that Jacksepticeye For Ya 😏

    • @braidenj152
      @braidenj152 5 років тому +2

      And then proceeds to open window stealth fully

  • @qeedzhr
    @qeedzhr 5 років тому +3

    15:00 That's how game works. It kinda reminds me of that one day when I was playing Doom 3 I noclipped through a window following some marines running to the door. It turns out that the door leads to nowhere just black

  • @EddheadAce
    @EddheadAce 5 років тому +60

    Jack:
    *smashes the window*
    Also Jack:
    *opens it up to get inside*

    • @oopsyboopsy2075
      @oopsyboopsy2075 5 років тому +1

      I instantly came to the comments when he did that to see if anyone else did LMAO

    • @schools4nerds159
      @schools4nerds159 5 років тому +1

      IKR

  • @rainiix3283
    @rainiix3283 5 років тому +80

    "I'm sneaking into your house right now"
    Me: Ma!! Get the kettle on!! We have a visitor!

    • @CoasterRoastersStudios
      @CoasterRoastersStudios 5 років тому +2

      Ma! Hey, Ma! Get the kettle on! There's a nice burglar in the house!

    • @rainiix3283
      @rainiix3283 5 років тому +2

      @@CoasterRoastersStudios Hey ma, There's an Irish burglar in the house! Get the spuds and coffee going!!

    • @petrarose6595
      @petrarose6595 4 роки тому +2

      @@rainiix3283 @Eclipse Filx
      the mom: *visible confusion and concern* "okay... what-?"

  • @catinthehatfann
    @catinthehatfann 5 років тому +124

    Jack: I'm Sneaking Into YOUR House Right Now!
    Me: Santa? You're a bit early aren't you?

    • @cottton
      @cottton 5 років тому +4

      No it's not santa its "atnas" he doesn't give things he takes things

    • @ChaiinsReels
      @ChaiinsReels 5 років тому +1

      Mike here For all the people reading this comment God bless you
      I hope u guys succeed in your goals like me!❤️
      My goal is to hit 200 Subscribers
      I would appreciate for you to subscribe with notifications on to me👍🛎
      God bless u all!

    • @timeddolphin3974
      @timeddolphin3974 5 років тому +2

      No not Santa, Memta. Meme Santa lol

    • @osofinoso1507
      @osofinoso1507 5 років тому +4

      FlexuhSZN don’t ask for subs. If you want to grow you’re channel you should focus on you’re content.

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla 5 років тому +3

      @@cottton Isn't that just The Grinch?

  • @parcility
    @parcility 5 років тому +63

    If I saw jack sneaking into my house, I'd show em around. XD

    • @MrDreamwalker
      @MrDreamwalker 3 роки тому +1

      I mean you'd show him around to your bed let's all be honest here he is one hell of a man we all would do the same 😂

    • @WolfahHyrule
      @WolfahHyrule 3 роки тому

      Saaaame 🤣

    • @WolfahHyrule
      @WolfahHyrule 3 роки тому

      @@MrDreamwalker AYO?!!!!

    • @mrspartan933
      @mrspartan933 3 роки тому +1

      Anybody in Alabama if they saw Shaun:

    • @shadow_glitchy_cosplays
      @shadow_glitchy_cosplays Рік тому

      SAMEEEEE

  • @kloppthedestroyeryt7238
    @kloppthedestroyeryt7238 5 років тому +27

    Jack: “remember the key to being a thief is to be nice and stealthy “
    Glass: 1:38 I’m about to end this whole mans career

  • @etherealidiot9693
    @etherealidiot9693 5 років тому +30

    Imagine coming home to a burglar screaming like this. I'd just leave him to it. My stuff is replaceable but my toes aren't

  • @theguywhooutpizzadthehut.9441
    @theguywhooutpizzadthehut.9441 5 років тому +246

    “The key to being stealthy is being sneaky”
    Proceeds to break windows as loud as possible

    • @Antelieris1
      @Antelieris1 5 років тому +25

      I think the fact that he opened the window normally afterwards is what made me die laughing in this scene.

    • @derickreni2751
      @derickreni2751 5 років тому +1

      @@Antelieris1 same lmfao

    • @coopgipp345
      @coopgipp345 5 років тому +6

      Jack: Smashes window
      Also Jack: immediately *opens window* normally

    • @LordofEnder18
      @LordofEnder18 5 років тому +1

      @@Antelieris1 same

    • @tigerfun8644
      @tigerfun8644 5 років тому +1

      Made me laugh so hard

  • @cillabean7653
    @cillabean7653 5 років тому +61

    Jack: Remember! The key to being a good theif is being nice and stealthy!
    Also Jack: *taps the window slightly and it shatters and roars like Godzilla is in the background*

    • @fosna8650
      @fosna8650 4 роки тому

      Like a mouse

    • @ast3r339
      @ast3r339 3 роки тому

      *That was a hallucination we were hearing things*

  • @xyphoschord903
    @xyphoschord903 5 років тому +284

    "Is this a way in?"
    "No, this is just a way back home" 😂

    • @wyntxr
      @wyntxr 4 роки тому

      oooooooooooooooooof.

    • @wyntxr
      @wyntxr 4 роки тому +1

      @@Zelig_Shaine I'm dead

    • @_notgrey9160
      @_notgrey9160 4 роки тому +2

      Thanks for checking in on me I'm still a peice of garbage 😔

    • @anthonygardiol7501
      @anthonygardiol7501 4 роки тому

      What’s the time stamp

    • @cameronwilburn5161
      @cameronwilburn5161 4 роки тому

      I read this right as jack said it😂😂

  • @CobyMcGhie
    @CobyMcGhie 5 років тому +351

    Me: Reads title
    Also Me: Hears Irish noises coming up the stairs.

  • @dakodakline2170
    @dakodakline2170 5 років тому +307

    "Is that a way in?"
    *opens trash container*
    "No, that's a way back home!"

    • @moonbeam_mayhem9158
      @moonbeam_mayhem9158 4 роки тому +3

      I was ROLLING when I saw that. Mostly because I say the same thing but meh

  • @TheLordnerdious
    @TheLordnerdious 5 років тому +91

    No one:
    Jack:
    *breaks glass*
    *opens broken window*

  • @Msry-gg5kk
    @Msry-gg5kk 5 років тому +80

    Sean: that's the way back home
    My head: honey I'm trash

    • @LDSpencer420
      @LDSpencer420 5 років тому +3

      yes love the reference YES

  • @cozierabyss3772
    @cozierabyss3772 5 років тому +40

    Jack: *hides in bushes*
    Me: "Hjönk hjönk am goose in garden?!"

  • @viktorarnijuliusson
    @viktorarnijuliusson 5 років тому +114

    The only thing you hear when he opens the door to your house DING DING DING TOP OF MORNING

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla 5 років тому +4

      That sounds like a serial killer when you say it like that.

    • @ChaiinsReels
      @ChaiinsReels 5 років тому

      The Ragegamer *Anyone Else A Big Fan?🙋‍♂️*
      👇
      *I am sußßing to every person that likes this and sußs to me🌹*
      *(Notis On Too🎁)*

    • @pigeonnoonan
      @pigeonnoonan 5 років тому +1

      @@ChaiinsReels fuck off

  • @gabrielg1749
    @gabrielg1749 5 років тому +102

    Jack: “why am I crouching?”
    Because your short
    But don’t worry. Ur still taller than pewds

  • @asgerleksoe9834
    @asgerleksoe9834 5 років тому +82

    Jack: I’m gonna sneak in to your House.
    Me: can i get your autograf.

  • @AwesomeNinjaXD
    @AwesomeNinjaXD 5 років тому +34

    Jack: Waits until guy comes out of the house to steal.
    Also Jack: Gets caught immediately.

  • @WilhelmWilder
    @WilhelmWilder 5 років тому +48

    "I NEED THE KEY"
    me:"hey, I hear that the key....is speed"

  • @chefgusteau9243
    @chefgusteau9243 5 років тому +24

    In this game "Vinny" is a reference to 'Vinesauce: Vinny' I would recommend giving his channel a look.

  • @Ezikiel_Newton
    @Ezikiel_Newton 5 років тому +31

    "I'm sneaking into your house right now"
    The kettle is boiling, would you like a spot of tea while you're here?

  • @Sickeyning
    @Sickeyning 5 років тому +87

    “remember. the key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy.”
    *breaks window*
    “like a mouse.”

    • @TheRogueWolf
      @TheRogueWolf 5 років тому +1

      They must have big mice in Ireland.

    • @Rayter.
      @Rayter. 5 років тому

      I read it at the same times as the video said it

    • @mashadory
      @mashadory 5 років тому

      @@TheRogueWolf AHAHA funny enough me n my dad found a mouse in the living room today

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 5 років тому

      So great!!!

    • @chewiechew7059
      @chewiechew7059 5 років тому

      This 😂😂

  • @allenbrooks22
    @allenbrooks22 5 років тому +61

    Jack: picks up UA-cam revenue
    *_valueless item_*

  • @danielhanson9908
    @danielhanson9908 5 років тому +6

    "The key to be a good a good to be a good thief is nice and stealthy."
    Makes the loudiest noise possible.
    "Like a mouse."

  • @Chuzzle217
    @Chuzzle217 5 років тому +20

    Jack: "The key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy."
    ~Obliterates window~
    Jack: "Like a mouse."
    ~Causally opens window frame~
    That made me ugly laugh hahaha

  • @anonymousperson1726
    @anonymousperson1726 5 років тому +37

    "I'm not crouching game what are you talking about!"
    we all know jack, even the games know...

  • @NXZeki
    @NXZeki 5 років тому +95

    Jack: "The key to being a good thief is to be nice and stealthy."
    Jack: *Breaks glass window*
    *SNEAK 100*

    • @doomspidey1737
      @doomspidey1737 5 років тому

      Yes that's the joke

    • @kingkongballs1574
      @kingkongballs1574 5 років тому

      Lol i literally just got to that part in the vid when i read this comment

    • @Cludensyo
      @Cludensyo 5 років тому

      *breaks window*
      *slides it open to go in*

    • @lucasparraguez6278
      @lucasparraguez6278 5 років тому +1

      Jack breaks the glass window.
      Also Jack: *_opens the window_*
      *_Jesus christ that’s Jason Bourne_*

    • @kitty_chaos3034
      @kitty_chaos3034 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @powdereyes2210
    @powdereyes2210 2 роки тому +2

    8:42 could you imagine if A SINGLE CAR did this? I wonder what the sky would look like in that case

  • @mannequinman290
    @mannequinman290 5 років тому +51

    Jack-a-boi: "I'm sneaking into your house right now"
    Me on the toilet: "oooooook buddy-"

    • @Tuntor689
      @Tuntor689 5 років тому +2

      Jack knocked them unconscious before they could finish

  • @pyromaniac101
    @pyromaniac101 5 років тому +346

    Jack: *grabs a chopping board and puts in backpack*
    Game: "Valueless Item"
    Also Jack: "Valueless Item?! You realize how many people I can SPANK with this?!"

    • @Necrosis-00
      @Necrosis-00 5 років тому +10

      It's true though

    • @shyowl3453
      @shyowl3453 5 років тому +2

      ??? I’m concerned as to how you know that XD

    • @yeetus66
      @yeetus66 5 років тому +1

      why, jack, *WHY??*

    • @TheRealSansGoose
      @TheRealSansGoose 5 років тому

      I was watching the video and reading this comment and the part of the video when he says this pops up

    • @jacksonsears3866
      @jacksonsears3866 5 років тому

      Robot Games 2019 same

  • @henriettacantouris2587
    @henriettacantouris2587 5 років тому +22

    Jack: I’m coming for them toes
    Also jack ‘dragging an unconscious body into the dark’

  • @Luke_19
    @Luke_19 3 роки тому +2

    Jack: Remember the key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy
    Window: *explodes*
    Also jack: Like a mouse
    1:31

  • @ARCArmy
    @ARCArmy 5 років тому +50

    Jack’s sneaking into my house rn? HA, fool. Little does he know, I live in his basement

  • @dragonsrmetalaf9620
    @dragonsrmetalaf9620 5 років тому +61

    This game says everything about sean not having a driver's license

  • @LeviAckermanSmith
    @LeviAckermanSmith 5 років тому +72

    Jack: “I’m coming for them toes.”
    Me not wearing socks: “Well, now I’m defenitly putting on shoes and locks, metal socks on.”

  • @devonbrenes1627
    @devonbrenes1627 4 роки тому +15

    Nobody:
    Jack: DEODORANT TASTES GOOD

  • @TheJackster01
    @TheJackster01 5 років тому +58

    Jack: *hides in bushes*
    Robin: "Meme time"

    • @blueridinghood5375
      @blueridinghood5375 5 років тому +2

      I can see dick grayson saying that

    • @theatheistcowboy4227
      @theatheistcowboy4227 5 років тому +1

      @@blueridinghood5375 That was a terrible joke! I totally didn't literally laugh aloud for WAY too long. 😂

  • @TheEveningDeath
    @TheEveningDeath 5 років тому +18

    Jack: "and then Mr. Jefferson over here-"
    **LIFE IS STRANGE FLASHBACKS**

  • @aidanm6406
    @aidanm6406 5 років тому +21

    “It’s not just stealing things, it’s also breaking the rules”
    Therefore stealing isn’t against the law

  • @irice3746
    @irice3746 4 роки тому +3

    Jack: breaks the window to get in the house
    Also Jack: Lifts up the window that he broke.

  • @yeetus66
    @yeetus66 5 років тому +62

    jack: "hide in the bushes"
    [goes off camera]
    me: [looks away when he said it then looks back]
    my mind: where'd he go?

  • @Similish4
    @Similish4 5 років тому +86

    Title: I’m sneaking into your house right now
    Me: literally gets out my room and checks if anyone is there

    • @fire1446
      @fire1446 5 років тому +1

      @@SolaBiblia07 no u

    • @ChaiinsReels
      @ChaiinsReels 5 років тому +1

      PMA GIRL *Anyone Else A Big Fan?🙋‍♂️*
      👇
      *I am sußßing to every person that likes this and sußs to me🌹*
      *(Notis On Too🎁)*

    • @drantigon
      @drantigon 5 років тому +7

      Grammar:
      The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit

    • @FabulousKilljoy
      @FabulousKilljoy 5 років тому

      F for Respect Ooooooooooo

  • @evilturnip2484
    @evilturnip2484 5 років тому +43

    Jack: I am breaking into your house
    Homeless people: laugh in box
    Edit: thx for the 46 likes!
    Never this many before

    • @deanwandcodyrgirl
      @deanwandcodyrgirl 5 років тому

      Jack: Imma steal your home to carry my new valuables
      Homeless: *sad super homeless noises*

  • @GhostyJasper
    @GhostyJasper 6 місяців тому +2

    The sound is from a Jacksepticeye video called “I’m sneaking into YOUR house right now” and it’s from 4 years ago ❤️

  • @AbbyLynette
    @AbbyLynette 5 років тому +54

    “Rent-a-thug? I can have a boyfriend?”

  • @SenorCookie13
    @SenorCookie13 5 років тому +90

    Jack: "I'm sneaking into your house right now!"
    Me: "Come at me, bro."

    • @flamingcat1101
      @flamingcat1101 5 років тому +4

      I'd be happy to see him. He is an awesome youtuber

    • @dydysenpai7460
      @dydysenpai7460 5 років тому

      Lmao i wouldve offered some snacks

  • @its_me_artistic_p4506
    @its_me_artistic_p4506 5 років тому +9

    Jack: “remember, the key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy.”
    Also jack: *completely shatters the window*

  • @kalidoesart
    @kalidoesart 5 років тому +1

    "the way to being a good thief is to be as stealthy as possible"
    >smashes window and makes loud sound
    >opens the window and climbs through after breaking it

  • @taylorlipsit1540
    @taylorlipsit1540 5 років тому +34

    Lol I was like “who the heck texted me this?” Then I saw the UA-cam logo 😂

  • @NakaJhon
    @NakaJhon 5 років тому +77

    Jack: "I'm sneaking into YOUR House right now!"
    Me: "PLEASE COME IN, no need sneaking ☺"

  • @georgias2000
    @georgias2000 5 років тому +26

    Nobody:
    Jack: I’m cOmInG fOr ThOsE tOeS

  • @dewsyy.
    @dewsyy. 5 років тому +1

    1:35 “...is nice and stealthy!”
    *CCRRRRAAASHHHHH*

  • @petrichor6892
    @petrichor6892 5 років тому +50

    "How am I supposed to put the TV in the backpack? It won't fit!"
    - Problems in 2019

    • @Mr12Relic
      @Mr12Relic 4 роки тому +1

      2020

    • @glonko_yt
      @glonko_yt 4 роки тому +1

      2020 2 days later from the last post

  • @xtreme9357
    @xtreme9357 5 років тому +217

    "IM COMIN' FOR THEM TOES!"
    JackSepticEye-2019

  • @makikaeru
    @makikaeru 5 років тому +135

    **reads title**
    “Oh shi-“

    • @annettehelmuth6635
      @annettehelmuth6635 5 років тому +2

      Me: I'm not home and my mom isn't either my grandma is and my dog goodluck have fun Jack

    • @dominicvoelkl5236
      @dominicvoelkl5236 5 років тому +1

      *reads title*
      “Sweeeeet”

    • @acls1239
      @acls1239 5 років тому +1

      You have the longest name I've ever seen and I like to think that that's your actual name and your parents just hate you and named intentionally

  • @commanderdark9835
    @commanderdark9835 5 років тому +1

    Nice and stealthy...
    *CRASH*
    Like a mouse...
    Continues to not crawl through the hole he just created but instead lift up the window which was unlocked.