I'm Sneaking Into YOUR House Right Now!

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  • Опубліковано 18 лис 2019
  • I'm sneaking into your house right now! Go check, bet you can't find me! Cos I'm the best thief this world has ever seen. I'm silent like the wind baby, concealed like the night! You think I'm over there but really I'm over here! In thief simulator vr I can be whatever I want to be.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @christianbrighten6092
    @christianbrighten6092 4 роки тому +3310

    Jack: *steals from houses in VR*
    An actual thief: *steals from Jack's house while he plays VR*

  • @lilkat6314
    @lilkat6314 4 роки тому +390

    "Is this a way in?" *opens dumpster* "No that's a way back home."

  • @linden9110
    @linden9110 4 роки тому +243

    1:32 I died laughing when he broke the window then just opened it

  • @Gamalielslay
    @Gamalielslay 4 роки тому +72

    "Where'd you learn to walk? Dumbschool!?"
    Wow, he literally cooked him at a medium temperature.

  • @moth5949
    @moth5949 4 роки тому +514

    "Jacks comin for them toes!"
    *slowly pulls foot under the covers*

  • @BassShake
    @BassShake 4 роки тому +511

    People normally: hide your kids and family
    Jack: Hide your toes

    • @shadowyyCFH
      @shadowyyCFH 4 роки тому +8

      Piero Tallito X shut up Text support scammer

    • @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS
      @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS 4 роки тому +3

      People call me Superman.
      but i have still no idea what they mean, maybe MY secound NAME IS JESUS CHRIST AND I HAVE AUTISM AND I COME IN PEACE! Stop the hate at MY CHNNL ! 🚫

    • @FabulousKilljoy
      @FabulousKilljoy 4 роки тому +5

      Piero Tallito X wow. Cocky much, bot?

    • @pokemontrainerjack32
      @pokemontrainerjack32 4 роки тому +3

      Piero Tallito X: Legit doing the same thing on multiple channels, I see you everywhere. Shut the fuck up for me, k?

    • @ragequitrome
      @ragequitrome 4 роки тому

      M0NST3R Bass also daequan lmao

  • @MysterioLad_Real
    @MysterioLad_Real 3 роки тому +104

    Jack: the key to being a thief is nice and stealthy.
    Also Jack: SMASHHHHH!!!
    Also Also Jack: LIKE A MOUSE!

  • @maddyxwebbi
    @maddyxwebbi 4 роки тому +59

    House owners: what is that noise?
    *House owners open door*
    Jack/thief: SCREW YOU VINNY

  • @user-dg4nh3bp5w
    @user-dg4nh3bp5w 4 роки тому +564

    “I’m sneaking into your house right now”
    *locks the door just in case*

    • @mateojedan793
      @mateojedan793 4 роки тому +6

      Lets make a baby

    • @moonmoon7132
      @moonmoon7132 4 роки тому +20

      Honestly I wouldn't object to Jackaboi sneaking into my house.

    • @fire1446
      @fire1446 4 роки тому +5

      What the frick did i witness?

    • @Eli_Is_Cool
      @Eli_Is_Cool 4 роки тому +3

      Dun. Dun. Dunnnnnnn.

    • @heinrich.hitzinger
      @heinrich.hitzinger 4 роки тому

      @UCR1eRUPiZ-N0IA6Rlya4k7g Stop sussing... That's unhealthy.

  • @jetsinx1778
    @jetsinx1778 4 роки тому +591

    Reads title
    “Ok, so he’s obviously doing vr...”
    Outside of my house:
    *TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA!*

  • @brownie5013
    @brownie5013 4 роки тому +61

    Police irl: take thirty minutes to an hour when you call
    Police in games where you have to not get caught: take five seconds after you get caught

  • @KerkorDragonblood
    @KerkorDragonblood 4 роки тому +190

    Jack: *steals from house unarmed and openly surrenders when the police get there*
    The police: *opens fire without question*
    Me, an american: sounds about right

  • @hmwi.17
    @hmwi.17 4 роки тому +280

    2016: *SCREW YOU BILLY!!*
    2019: *SCREW YOU VINNY!!*

    • @petparty1466
      @petparty1466 4 роки тому +3

      Character development

    • @hmwi.17
      @hmwi.17 4 роки тому

      Holy shet 152 likes thanks bros

    • @hmwi.17
      @hmwi.17 4 роки тому

      @@petparty1466 lmao 😂😂

    • @ellisabell7944
      @ellisabell7944 4 роки тому

      Makes me die of laughter every time

    • @matthewihrig1014
      @matthewihrig1014 4 роки тому

      It’s not the same! DX

  • @broseidon1658
    @broseidon1658 4 роки тому +540

    Jack: *WA-PSH.* _”TOP THE MORNIN’ TO YA, LADDIES, NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE-“_
    Me: *cries.* _”THATS MY BOY!”_

    • @shado5491
      @shado5491 4 роки тому +12

      Me: Normal Jack never leave again please.

    • @theopinionatedcharles2795
      @theopinionatedcharles2795 4 роки тому +23

      @@crazedxi2098 fuck off ya wet muppet

    • @pokemontrainerjack32
      @pokemontrainerjack32 4 роки тому +9

      CraZed ye numpty

    • @thegriffofyoutube3388
      @thegriffofyoutube3388 4 роки тому +2

      @@theopinionatedcharles2795 and that was the funniest shit i've ever read in my life XD

    • @calatwork7308
      @calatwork7308 4 роки тому +8

      @@theopinionatedcharles2795 I think calling him a wet crumpet has a stronger effect

  • @parcility
    @parcility 4 роки тому +63

    If I saw jack sneaking into my house, I'd show em around. XD

    • @Mrpeaceful2
      @Mrpeaceful2 2 роки тому +1

      I mean you'd show him around to your bed let's all be honest here he is one hell of a man we all would do the same 😂

    • @WolfahHyrule
      @WolfahHyrule 2 роки тому

      Saaaame 🤣

    • @WolfahHyrule
      @WolfahHyrule 2 роки тому

      @@Mrpeaceful2 AYO?!!!!

    • @mrspartan933
      @mrspartan933 2 роки тому +1

      Anybody in Alabama if they saw Shaun:

    • @shadow_glitchy_cosplays
      @shadow_glitchy_cosplays Рік тому

      SAMEEEEE

  • @incognitomode960
    @incognitomode960 4 роки тому +28

    Jack: nice and stealthy
    also Jack: *breaks window then opens it normally*

  • @pauldanoist
    @pauldanoist 4 роки тому +149

    Jack: nice and s t e a l t h y .
    Also Jack: *destroys house*

    • @viktorilinkolov7114
      @viktorilinkolov7114 4 роки тому +4

      Is there another meaning of "nice and stealthy" other than that?

  • @Br0k3nBr34k
    @Br0k3nBr34k 4 роки тому +222

    “The key to being a good thief is nice, and stealthy”
    **Proceeds to shatter glass making an immense amount of noise**

  • @TheLordnerdious
    @TheLordnerdious 4 роки тому +91

    No one:
    Jack:
    *breaks glass*
    *opens broken window*

  • @Nasrul260
    @Nasrul260 4 роки тому +199

    "I'm sneaking into YOUR house right now!"
    Me who lives at the other side of the world: *_"Impossible"_*

    • @Owen.Fallon
      @Owen.Fallon 4 роки тому +14

      Jack, who is inside your house: “TOP’A THE MOR-“

    • @seviathanirwan3397
      @seviathanirwan3397 4 роки тому +5

      me: Cries in Singapore

    • @wyntxr
      @wyntxr 4 роки тому +2

      ikr

    • @wyntxr
      @wyntxr 4 роки тому +8

      @@Owen.Fallon Me: *grabs a chair* No, Jack, freakin, stop, get, out, of, my HOUSE!

    • @wozaow
      @wozaow 4 роки тому +5

      Alice Callihan
      I think...
      think you mean...
      *laughs quietly*
      STOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDY

  • @juuzou9580
    @juuzou9580 4 роки тому +843

    Reads title
    “Nah that’s impossible”
    Hears the faint sound of “top of the morning” in the other room
    Me:☹️

    • @centagus8797
      @centagus8797 4 роки тому +1

      Juuzou ?

    • @itsmetyphoon9998
      @itsmetyphoon9998 4 роки тому +50

      why are you frowning. jack came to visit.

    • @echojacky
      @echojacky 4 роки тому +61

      Why is it a faint sound. That's not Jack run!

    • @aidanlowrance1528
      @aidanlowrance1528 4 роки тому +4

      Clowey McNabb 😂😂

    • @burakbayrakc3504
      @burakbayrakc3504 4 роки тому +1

      Get ready to cry I'm taking you back 10 years just take a look !!!!

  • @formang4582
    @formang4582 4 роки тому +692

    Sean: *"Top o' the morning to you laddies my name is Jacksepticeye!"*
    Everyone: *cries in nostalogia*

    • @420FAMILY4EVER
      @420FAMILY4EVER 4 роки тому +4

      DamageIncM I’ve been watching since day 1 and now it’s just ringing

    • @outdoorscholar6016
      @outdoorscholar6016 4 роки тому +1

      I completely glossed over it because of the TOP OF MORNING. So I went back to the start of the video the moment I read this comment.

    • @lurkinganonymously
      @lurkinganonymously 4 роки тому +7

      After years of watching, his intros all just sound like white noise. It's incredible.

    • @satanphaze2026
      @satanphaze2026 4 роки тому

      Dahie de nogla

    • @satanphaze2026
      @satanphaze2026 4 роки тому

      @@420FAMILY4EVER every place I go your there including my phaze CE channel

  • @deceitfulhero1723
    @deceitfulhero1723 4 роки тому +23

    7:07 Jack: "Rent a thug? I can have a boyfriend? " I don't know if he said that or I just heard it, but it's funny either way.🌸

  • @cillabean7653
    @cillabean7653 4 роки тому +61

    Jack: Remember! The key to being a good theif is being nice and stealthy!
    Also Jack: *taps the window slightly and it shatters and roars like Godzilla is in the background*

    • @fosna8650
      @fosna8650 3 роки тому

      Like a mouse

    • @ast3r339
      @ast3r339 3 роки тому

      *That was a hallucination we were hearing things*

  • @g4merbf677
    @g4merbf677 4 роки тому +542

    "the way to being a good thief is to be as stealthy as possible"
    *smashes window*
    -mission failed we'll get em next time-

    • @joelbrich2538
      @joelbrich2538 4 роки тому +2

      xoLoli Popox I laughed so hard XD

    • @RobertMorgan
      @RobertMorgan 4 роки тому +6

      9:56
      Ting, ting, tink, BRRSMASHBANGSPLOSION!

    • @boo4blue483
      @boo4blue483 4 роки тому +4

      Haven't you heard it's called Loud stealth

    • @kja5851
      @kja5851 4 роки тому +1

      idiot with cosplay YeA. XD

    • @KeelanMcg
      @KeelanMcg 4 роки тому +3

      Naw man that’s the Irish way of being stealthy

  • @aleidalopez3795
    @aleidalopez3795 4 роки тому +148

    "It's not just stealing things I also get to break the rules"
    As if stealing isn't breaking the rules

  • @qeedzhr
    @qeedzhr 4 роки тому +3

    15:00 That's how game works. It kinda reminds me of that one day when I was playing Doom 3 I noclipped through a window following some marines running to the door. It turns out that the door leads to nowhere just black

  • @pre_cum
    @pre_cum 3 роки тому +18

    I’m sure I can’t be there only person that tried to do Jack’s intro at the same time as him specially with the Hi five

  • @battleduty101
    @battleduty101 4 роки тому +514

    Google home intruder alert: “what are u doing in my swamp”

  • @naughtykid000
    @naughtykid000 4 роки тому +223

    Jacks guide to driving a car: “gooooooooooooo!”

  • @gabrielg1749
    @gabrielg1749 4 роки тому +103

    Jack: “why am I crouching?”
    Because your short
    But don’t worry. Ur still taller than pewds

  • @irice3746
    @irice3746 3 роки тому +3

    Jack: breaks the window to get in the house
    Also Jack: Lifts up the window that he broke.

  • @Amelia-ws9vj
    @Amelia-ws9vj 4 роки тому +909

    Jack: “Deodorant tastes good”
    *Remus wants to know your location*

    • @the13thdoctor7
      @the13thdoctor7 4 роки тому +51

      Hello fellow fander

    • @alyssajones7275
      @alyssajones7275 4 роки тому +32

      Hello am I was thinking the same thing😂

    • @owo_8422
      @owo_8422 4 роки тому +32

      Yes!! Hello fellow fanders!

    • @iriscross326
      @iriscross326 4 роки тому +27

      Hello fanders

    • @sillyberry5050
      @sillyberry5050 4 роки тому +21

      I can only like once so
      👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @Pecangaming
    @Pecangaming 4 роки тому +272

    Murderer: *breaks into my house*
    Me: Yay finally! Someone wants to have a sleepover!

  • @amnathegrande
    @amnathegrande 4 роки тому +5

    Jack: (picks up a chopping board)
    Game: Valueless item.
    Jack: Valueless item?! *I can use it to spank people.*

  • @devonbrenes1627
    @devonbrenes1627 4 роки тому +15

    Nobody:
    Jack: DEODORANT TASTES GOOD

  • @senjaa422
    @senjaa422 4 роки тому +65

    Jack: “let’s be stealthy”
    *breaks the window*
    *continues to slide window open*

    • @horitodorito5658
      @horitodorito5658 4 роки тому +8

      *LIKE A MOUSE*

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 4 роки тому +2

      Chase Bishop Seriously why be so rude, when people just want to point out what their favorite, or most notable part of the video is? It’s just like someone giving out a favorite quote or action from a film.

    • @bluegloop8023
      @bluegloop8023 4 роки тому +1

      @@FriskyD. geez they're just pointing out something they liked about the video, if you don't like it ignore it. 😐

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 4 роки тому +1

      Chase Bishop It’s being noticed because no one wants to see anyone put down for simply doing something natural that anyone would do, with something they saw and liked. And if it was that much of a bad issue with people, than there wouldn’t be so many not so negative comments for these posts, that are responding back. People just want to share. Don’t hide behind the ‘Freedom Of Speech’ for your comments, which have been putting members down within the first ten posts of comment threads.
      This isn’t just any fandom, this is Jack’s PMA channel. And of all fandoms, it should be everyone in this community at least, that should recognize and follow that rule. That’s what Jack/Sean would want.

    • @FriskyD.
      @FriskyD. 4 роки тому +1

      @@lolajaramillo4620 ..you make some good points. I see I'm wrong here now.. but the "just ignore it" (the other's) argument is flawed fundamentally, as using it for argumentative purposes goes against the point. I'm very wrong in the other aspects, sorry Senja, I'll delete those snarky remarks now.

  • @brozill_yt2846
    @brozill_yt2846 4 роки тому +5

    11:07 deodorant tastes good
    Earlier I’m a master thief

  • @danielhanson9908
    @danielhanson9908 4 роки тому +6

    "The key to be a good a good to be a good thief is nice and stealthy."
    Makes the loudiest noise possible.
    "Like a mouse."

  • @Sparess
    @Sparess 4 роки тому +60

    Jack:
    *smashes the window*
    Also Jack:
    *opens it up to get inside*

  • @SnowmanInABlizzard
    @SnowmanInABlizzard 4 роки тому +628

    "Ok remember the key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy like a mouse"
    *Smashes window*
    *Procedes to open window normally*

  • @mattseb8275
    @mattseb8275 3 роки тому +4

    9:10 jack looks like a Meerkat

  • @chefgusteau9243
    @chefgusteau9243 4 роки тому +24

    In this game "Vinny" is a reference to 'Vinesauce: Vinny' I would recommend giving his channel a look.

  • @vamaniia
    @vamaniia 4 роки тому +304

    Jack: let's be stealthy..
    Also jack: breaks the window

    • @BassShake
      @BassShake 4 роки тому +14

      Jack: Remember guys we have to stay stealthy
      Jack: *Proceeds to smack window with the force of a thousand exploding suns*

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 4 роки тому +4

      *LIKE A MOUSE*

    • @tovgyt
      @tovgyt 4 роки тому +2

      Benjamin S I love that reference

    • @zenovia1004
      @zenovia1004 4 роки тому +1

      Well that Jacksepticeye For Ya 😏

    • @braidenj152
      @braidenj152 4 роки тому +2

      And then proceeds to open window stealth fully

  • @ashleighzacharias4795
    @ashleighzacharias4795 4 роки тому +342

    Jack: "And they say that's there is no perfect crime"
    Also jack: *stumbled around they house, got spotted, and left bag full of money in the house*
    Me: *face palms*

  • @SebG-kz2sr
    @SebG-kz2sr 4 роки тому +7

    Nobody:
    Jack: “WhEre’d ThE FuCkinG KeY Go?!”

  • @Light-se6nk
    @Light-se6nk 3 роки тому +7

    1:26 what ur here for

  • @FletcherDoesStuff
    @FletcherDoesStuff 4 роки тому +172

    Jack: 'I'm sneaking into YOUR house right now'
    Me: Freezes between grabbing a baseball bat to mess crap up
    or a pen and paper to get an autograph

    • @babbaraaaa
      @babbaraaaa 4 роки тому +11

      Why not both

    • @shadowyyCFH
      @shadowyyCFH 4 роки тому +3

      Piero Tallito X shutup text support scammer

    • @kappa288
      @kappa288 4 роки тому +2

      Piero Tallito X you should have quit youtube on the last two vids

    • @hi_im_socialy_awkward1487
      @hi_im_socialy_awkward1487 4 роки тому +2

      @@PieroOtiniano ur stuff trash

    • @pokemontrainerjack32
      @pokemontrainerjack32 4 роки тому +5

      Piero Tallito X: I saw you on Jaiden Animations, are you fucking kidding me mate? Your advertising your channel on multiple channels in the same bloody way. Atleast be creative, and trust me your vids are not nearly as good as Jacks.

  • @epicdimples1235
    @epicdimples1235 4 роки тому +378

    Plot twist: Jack was actually controlling a real life theif

    • @hoovy2319
      @hoovy2319 4 роки тому +5

      epic dimples123 that thief must be real incompetent then

    • @epicdimples1235
      @epicdimples1235 4 роки тому

      XD

    • @thanospool1921
      @thanospool1921 4 роки тому +3

      Whenever Jack plays the game the theif says aw shit its jack again I just got out of prison aswell

    • @Someone-tt9pt
      @Someone-tt9pt 4 роки тому

      Would Sean go to jail or the robber?

    • @masitagapar6928
      @masitagapar6928 4 роки тому

      @@Someone-tt9pt who teach you to type little boi

  • @EthanJamesBray
    @EthanJamesBray 2 роки тому +3

    I love how he breaks the window just to lift it up and climb through anyway 😂

  • @powdereyes2210
    @powdereyes2210 Рік тому +2

    8:42 could you imagine if A SINGLE CAR did this? I wonder what the sky would look like in that case

  • @Wataadog
    @Wataadog 4 роки тому +407

    Jack really shows off the fact he doesn’t have a drivers license

    • @computethis1533
      @computethis1533 4 роки тому +8

      the steering wheel is really hard to control in VR

    • @vibecheck1595
      @vibecheck1595 4 роки тому +3

      @@danielgames1756 youre so cool u have reddit bro 👁🐽👁

    • @danielgames1756
      @danielgames1756 4 роки тому

      @@vibecheck1595 thanks :D

    • @vibecheck1595
      @vibecheck1595 4 роки тому

      @@danielgames1756 oh I didnt mean to be rude its just i don't see alot of people do that anynore it's a comploment

    • @Verystoic
      @Verystoic 4 роки тому +4

      @@nathanhewitt4617 im laughing at the context of this comment chain.

  • @mothcatcher893
    @mothcatcher893 4 роки тому +156

    Jack: "I'm sneaking into YOUR house right now."
    Me: *Out shopping* Feck

  • @D0S81
    @D0S81 3 роки тому +2

    love it ''it's not just stealing things...i *also* get to break some rules!'' because as we all know, stealing isn't the same as breaking the rules. remember, if someone buys stuff for their house, that means they want you to have it really. all they ask is that you're quiet when you come pick it up, wear gloves so you don't make a mess, & come through a window or something so you don't bother the neighbours. people are nice like that aren't they.

  • @airalinmae2263
    @airalinmae2263 4 роки тому +203

    Jack: "I'm sneaking into your house right now"
    Me: "pfft"
    Door opens downstairs
    Me: hides in closet*

    • @togetherbewell
      @togetherbewell 4 роки тому +6

      Me: *sprints downstairs at full speed*

    • @Wormy1271
      @Wormy1271 4 роки тому +4

      Chloe Edits bulky Russian man asks for vodka

  • @Izzy-ky7ci
    @Izzy-ky7ci 4 роки тому +1999

    Behold: Why Jack Doesn’t Have a Driver’s License.

  • @rocknrollgirl1800
    @rocknrollgirl1800 4 роки тому +5

    Jack: "you guys should be sleeping at this hour!!! I'm a thief and I even want to go bed..."
    Thieves around the world: "Due to Corona we can only sleep, Sean!"

  • @rott1ng_in_bed
    @rott1ng_in_bed 4 роки тому +19

    Jack: *does old intro*
    Me: I’ve missed you

  • @rainiix3283
    @rainiix3283 4 роки тому +80

    "I'm sneaking into your house right now"
    Me: Ma!! Get the kettle on!! We have a visitor!

    • @CoasterRoastersStudios
      @CoasterRoastersStudios 4 роки тому +2

      Ma! Hey, Ma! Get the kettle on! There's a nice burglar in the house!

    • @rainiix3283
      @rainiix3283 4 роки тому +2

      @@CoasterRoastersStudios Hey ma, There's an Irish burglar in the house! Get the spuds and coffee going!!

    • @petrarose6595
      @petrarose6595 3 роки тому +2

      @@rainiix3283 @Eclipse Filx
      the mom: *visible confusion and concern* "okay... what-?"

  • @mikehere9273
    @mikehere9273 4 роки тому +124

    Jack: I'm Sneaking Into YOUR House Right Now!
    Me: Santa? You're a bit early aren't you?

    • @cottton
      @cottton 4 роки тому +4

      No it's not santa its "atnas" he doesn't give things he takes things

    • @ChaiinsReels
      @ChaiinsReels 4 роки тому +1

      Mike here For all the people reading this comment God bless you
      I hope u guys succeed in your goals like me!❤️
      My goal is to hit 200 Subscribers
      I would appreciate for you to subscribe with notifications on to me👍🛎
      God bless u all!

    • @timeddolphin3974
      @timeddolphin3974 4 роки тому +2

      No not Santa, Memta. Meme Santa lol

    • @osofinoso1507
      @osofinoso1507 4 роки тому +4

      FlexuhSZN don’t ask for subs. If you want to grow you’re channel you should focus on you’re content.

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla 4 роки тому +3

      @@cottton Isn't that just The Grinch?

  • @user-is9nl6oc8t
    @user-is9nl6oc8t 11 місяців тому +1

    Jack: brakes the window to climb through
    Also Jack: lifts up window to climb through anyway

  • @Dryaspis
    @Dryaspis 4 роки тому +2

    Imagine driving your car and getting in Jacks way... new levels of ear damage

  • @nickyystant
    @nickyystant 4 роки тому +426

    “It’s not just stealing things, it’s also breaking rules!”
    Yeah because robbery is perfectly legal

    • @craziness4668
      @craziness4668 4 роки тому +2

      (*-*)I don’t get it

    • @nickyystant
      @nickyystant 4 роки тому +4

      Craziness In my house he said that he’s *ALSO* breaking rules yet he’s already robbing houses which is illegal

    • @Mr12Relic
      @Mr12Relic 4 роки тому +1

      Welcome to 2020

    • @taraschumock57yearsago4
      @taraschumock57yearsago4 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @cuneiform5803
      @cuneiform5803 3 роки тому +2

      not a crime if you don't get caught

  • @rhiannonsmall3824
    @rhiannonsmall3824 4 роки тому +54

    Jack:”The key to breaking into someone’s house is being stealthy”
    A few seconds later- Opens front door and gets caught for trespassing

  • @hturns3347
    @hturns3347 4 роки тому +2

    Jack: the key is to be nice and stealth
    *Turns around*
    Jack: smacks the sh*t out of the window, and makes the loudest noise.

  • @shadesot
    @shadesot 4 роки тому +2

    Sean: I’m Sneaking Into YOUR House Right Now!
    Me: I see this as an absolute win

  • @WilhelmWilder
    @WilhelmWilder 4 роки тому +48

    "I NEED THE KEY"
    me:"hey, I hear that the key....is speed"

  • @CobyMcGhie
    @CobyMcGhie 4 роки тому +350

    Me: Reads title
    Also Me: Hears Irish noises coming up the stairs.

  • @kalidoesart
    @kalidoesart 4 роки тому +1

    "the way to being a good thief is to be as stealthy as possible"
    >smashes window and makes loud sound
    >opens the window and climbs through after breaking it

  • @Luke_19
    @Luke_19 2 роки тому +2

    Jack: Remember the key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy
    Window: *explodes*
    Also jack: Like a mouse
    1:31

  • @theguywhooutpizzadthehut.9441
    @theguywhooutpizzadthehut.9441 4 роки тому +246

    “The key to being stealthy is being sneaky”
    Proceeds to break windows as loud as possible

    • @Antelieris1
      @Antelieris1 4 роки тому +25

      I think the fact that he opened the window normally afterwards is what made me die laughing in this scene.

    • @derickreni2751
      @derickreni2751 4 роки тому +1

      @@Antelieris1 same lmfao

    • @coopgipp345
      @coopgipp345 4 роки тому +6

      Jack: Smashes window
      Also Jack: immediately *opens window* normally

    • @LordofEnder18
      @LordofEnder18 4 роки тому +1

      @@Antelieris1 same

    • @tigerfun8644
      @tigerfun8644 4 роки тому +1

      Made me laugh so hard

  • @dewsyy.
    @dewsyy. 4 роки тому +1

    1:35 “...is nice and stealthy!”
    *CCRRRRAAASHHHHH*

  • @WiLLYUMYT
    @WiLLYUMYT 3 роки тому +2

    "No this is a way back home."
    Really cracked me up.

    • @WiLLYUMYT
      @WiLLYUMYT 3 роки тому

      Thank you for the like!

  • @cozierabyss3772
    @cozierabyss3772 4 роки тому +40

    Jack: *hides in bushes*
    Me: "Hjönk hjönk am goose in garden?!"

  • @anbuedz
    @anbuedz 4 роки тому +225

    "The key to being sneaky is by being nice and stealthy"
    *proceeds to smash the window open*

    • @catrinahall9546
      @catrinahall9546 4 роки тому +10

      Smashes window open? yes, but he STILL goes and opens the window AFTER he smashes it

    • @prothebot6943
      @prothebot6943 4 роки тому +1

      Smash Window guard is right there no guards were alerted

    • @Iaregodzirra
      @Iaregodzirra 4 роки тому +1

      Chase Bishop go be negative somewhere else

    • @yeetus66
      @yeetus66 4 роки тому

      why was the window so damn *LOUD?!?*

    • @NorielBenMiel
      @NorielBenMiel 4 роки тому +1

      It was a silent smash

  • @nevansanchez6886
    @nevansanchez6886 2 роки тому +1

    Jack: breaks window. Also Jack: like a mouse

  • @makaylahaverluk667
    @makaylahaverluk667 4 роки тому +1

    "rent a thug? i get to have a boyfriend?!"
    not what i was expecting but i love it lmao

  • @viktorarnijuliusson
    @viktorarnijuliusson 4 роки тому +113

    The only thing you hear when he opens the door to your house DING DING DING TOP OF MORNING

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla 4 роки тому +3

      That sounds like a serial killer when you say it like that.

    • @ChaiinsReels
      @ChaiinsReels 4 роки тому

      The Ragegamer *Anyone Else A Big Fan?🙋‍♂️*
      👇
      *I am sußßing to every person that likes this and sußs to me🌹*
      *(Notis On Too🎁)*

    • @Officalholyhamster
      @Officalholyhamster 4 роки тому +1

      @@ChaiinsReels fuck off

  • @nerfshooter4216
    @nerfshooter4216 4 роки тому +339

    "999 what's your emergency"
    "There is a strange guy screaming with a bottle of jack daniels in my garden"
    "Ugh that's the fourth time this week Jack has done that"

    • @glitch3818
      @glitch3818 4 роки тому +2

      🤣👌

    • @realrogelix
      @realrogelix 4 роки тому +3

      911**

    • @glitch3818
      @glitch3818 4 роки тому +7

      @@realrogelix in Britain it's 999.

    • @jdizzletheweirdo9400
      @jdizzletheweirdo9400 4 роки тому

      YOUNGSEVEN HAHA I was waiting for someone to say that 😂😂😂

    • @enoyo9417
      @enoyo9417 4 роки тому

      YOUNGSEVEN in ireland and britain its 999

  • @carterihavefriends936
    @carterihavefriends936 3 роки тому

    Jack: breaks window with crowbar, 2 seconds later just opens the window. “Quite as a mouse “

  • @fleurelise21
    @fleurelise21 3 роки тому

    “Remember! The key to being a good theif, is nice, and stealthy” *shatters window with crowbar* “like a mouse” 😂

  • @xyphoschord903
    @xyphoschord903 4 роки тому +284

    "Is this a way in?"
    "No, this is just a way back home" 😂

    • @wyntxr
      @wyntxr 4 роки тому

      oooooooooooooooooof.

    • @wyntxr
      @wyntxr 4 роки тому +1

      @@Zelig_Shaine I'm dead

    • @_notgrey9160
      @_notgrey9160 4 роки тому +2

      Thanks for checking in on me I'm still a peice of garbage 😔

    • @anthonygardiol7501
      @anthonygardiol7501 3 роки тому

      What’s the time stamp

    • @cameronwilburn5161
      @cameronwilburn5161 3 роки тому

      I read this right as jack said it😂😂

  • @Msry-gg5kk
    @Msry-gg5kk 4 роки тому +80

    Sean: that's the way back home
    My head: honey I'm trash

  • @alex_haapa8191
    @alex_haapa8191 4 роки тому +4

    Jack: I’m sneaking into your house right now!
    Me: holding pistol home alone

    • @petrarose6595
      @petrarose6595 3 роки тому +1

      you would shoot the septic?!?
      HOW DARE YOU!!!!
      *KILL THE NONBELIEVER!!!!*
      ~
      all jokes mah dude 😂

  • @rhiannonsmall3824
    @rhiannonsmall3824 4 роки тому +240

    Jack saying he’s gonna break into our houses:
    Everyone in the comments: “I’ll lock my door just in case”
    Me: Leaves door open all the way

  • @Ezikiel_Newton
    @Ezikiel_Newton 4 роки тому +31

    "I'm sneaking into your house right now"
    The kettle is boiling, would you like a spot of tea while you're here?

  • @crypt_7991
    @crypt_7991 4 роки тому +1

    Jack: *breaks window*
    Also jack: *opens window to get in

  • @chocolate_innit3199
    @chocolate_innit3199 3 роки тому +1

    Jacksepticeye: remember the key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy *breaks the window* LIKE A MOUSE.
    Me: im just imagining Chuck E cheese breaking into my house

  • @etherealidiot9693
    @etherealidiot9693 4 роки тому +29

    Imagine coming home to a burglar screaming like this. I'd just leave him to it. My stuff is replaceable but my toes aren't

  • @mrgaberhamlincoln9562
    @mrgaberhamlincoln9562 4 роки тому +42

    Old intro: plays
    Everyone: happiness noises

  • @DingDawn
    @DingDawn 4 роки тому +1

    Jack: Does old intro
    Camera: *Shakes intensely*

  • @trippcampise4951
    @trippcampise4951 4 роки тому

    "Remember, the key to being a thief is being nice and stealthy."
    Not even a second later: *Breaks a window*

  • @dakodakline2170
    @dakodakline2170 4 роки тому +307

    "Is that a way in?"
    *opens trash container*
    "No, that's a way back home!"

    • @moonbeam_mayhem9158
      @moonbeam_mayhem9158 3 роки тому +3

      I was ROLLING when I saw that. Mostly because I say the same thing but meh

  • @asgerleksoe9834
    @asgerleksoe9834 4 роки тому +82

    Jack: I’m gonna sneak in to your House.
    Me: can i get your autograf.

  • @liljaana1
    @liljaana1 4 роки тому +1

    Jack: im coming to ur house
    Me: plays VR Thief simulator *robs Jack's House*

  • @alphawolf-ek8ko
    @alphawolf-ek8ko 4 роки тому

    Jack: the key to being a good theif is to be stealthy.
    Also jack:*breaks window*

  • @ARCArmy
    @ARCArmy 4 роки тому +50

    Jack’s sneaking into my house rn? HA, fool. Little does he know, I live in his basement

  • @AbbyLynette
    @AbbyLynette 4 роки тому +54

    “Rent-a-thug? I can have a boyfriend?”

  • @jeffy5284
    @jeffy5284 4 роки тому

    Jack: the key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy ''smashes window'' and quiet as a mouse.

  • @RosalineDaisy
    @RosalineDaisy 4 роки тому +1

    Jack: we're the sneakiest of sneaks
    also Jack: *tries to sneak into house in broad daylight*