Heaven: I Knew It!
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- Опубліковано 2 гру 2013
- Pete is back as St. Peter, and let's just say his guest this time is not all that surprised that he made it to Heaven.More Pete and Crew @ peteholmes.com
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"INIUT, INUIT!" that pun alone makes this video pure gold.
The pun is the only reasonably entertaining part about it.
thedarkone123123
yep. he used to be funnier...
Fun fact inuit is actually more offensive than eskimo since the inuit are just one tribe. Kinda like calling all native americans apache.
Pure gold...Just like the Gates of Heaven.
BlueRhizome So whats not offensive?
That was the longest Pete has ever gone without talking, lol.
I knew it!
Cuz the other man was talking more than him
@@nahimwasit No shit.
What happened to that guy?
He blew it.
Mike Williams underrated comment
I knew it
And we knew it
lol
srew it do it
Finally, Matt gets to be the crazy one. It's always Pete messing with him. This is definitely a great switch, just like I thought it would be.
I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!
I only came to post that lol but you got it!!
Unuit
Shouldn’t have bragged. Pride’s a sin, my guy
Exactly what I was thinking. Plus St. Pete could've just claimed that.
Apparently sins were made up after the Bible and all that shit, then you also have Jesus sayingthat we are forgiven for all our sins so do whatever we want. Then theirs the thought that sin is what ruined your life in the mortal realm and has nothing to do with heaven or a hell. Idk theology gets complex
@@BlueBird-wb6kb Jesus didn't say do whatever you want, just you are forgiven. That doesn't mean you get a free pass to sin again. it just means you are forgiven for what you've done. If you cheat on your spouse and they forgive you that doesn't mean you go out and cheat again. If you steal something and you are forgiven, that doesn't you steal again. And if sin didn't matter then hell would have no reason to exist. Also sins were in the very beginning when Eve took the apple after being forbidden.
Vojou345 as long as you have god and Jesus in your heart truly then yea sin doesn’t matter only things after the Old Testament matters
@@funynonsence Ah well good to know as long as I hold Jesus in my heart I can do whatever the heck I want. Murder? Hey as long as I hold Jesus in my heart I can kill whoever I choose. Rape? Psh as long as I believe in the good man upstairs I can force myself upon anyone I like. After all God said specifically in t he bible
"As long as you believe in me do whatever the hell you want"
And FYi, the Ten the commandants are still upheld even in the new Testament. No where does God ever say that you are free to sin again. Only that he has forgiven everyone. That does not equal a free pass to to sin.
I love the visible disgust in Pete's face when the guy starts chanting "FOR-EVURRR!!!"
OMG Matt's putting his all in this performance! I love it, and I can tell he does too xD
"What's the politically correct term for an Eskimo? Inuit, I knew it!"
Inuit is actually the plural, inuk is the singular. I'm fun at parties :D
Hey wanna go to one?
@@AlexanderTheMiddle Hey wanna go to one?
at last, red beard play someone else that a boring opposite of hype and weird Pete. good on You, beard :)
you should check him out being Nicholas cage's agent
Chéri Lune
The hell you thanking him for? I linked directly to the video, lol. *sigh*
He's pretty funny once he gets the opportunity. Usually he is just playing the "straight man"
His name is Matt McCarthy or pete holmes calls him Mr. McCarthy
Pete's one of my very favorite comedians, and the show IS called the Pete Holmes show, but I liked this just for leaving the skit up to the performance of somebody else, even if it didn't feature a special guest (I still don't know versatile ginger Commissioner Gordon's actor's name, and I've seen a lot of him now) or Thomas Middleditch.
This guy sure dies alot
Plus, he has a shitty lawyer
This time pete send him to life.
He has a bad lawyer and a worse doctor.
He does alright with his time on earth, apparently. Sent to heaven multiple times.
I borrowed a friends phone, for a week he asked me where it was, saying I lost it. I told him I gave it to him and he had put it next to his sofa. What do you know, two weeks later he looks there and he finds it. I knew it, for 10 minutes I shouted I knew it, I knew it. The shear joy and relief of being right was amazing, and nothing I shall ever forget.
Archie Crichton sheer* not shear
it took them two weeks to find it even though you told them where it was?
Your story is flawed
I almost cried when I saw this, lmao
I absolutely love this video and I've watched it so many time that it's crazy. Pete and Matt never seize to make me laugh.
Time to watch again 8 years later 😆
@@retrochristmas7329 jeez, i cant believe i commented that 6 years ago
Never cease*
Unless they were giving you seizures, in which case I hope you got better.
@@Berulacks well i know that now LMAO really silly typo i used to make a lot when i was younger
All the guys going to heaven look really similar.
I swear there was a tomska joke about that...
first time seeing him so invigorated
he's for sure doing an impression of someone he knew
OMG These 2 are the best!... Fine actor entertainers really.
That's strange, a video where Pete is not the crazy one.
Good job again guys! :)
God damn it. Matt worked in a Ric Flair reference and a Terry Funk reference. MasterfulIy done and I love you for it, McCarthy.
Love this heaven with Matt & Pete.. and I always will, PS I KNEW IT!!!
I love this sketch, I love Matt's character, funny af.
lol at the ric flair wooos
lol and then the terry funk forevers :D
INUIT!
This is hilarious, I lol so hard that my face muscles are in pain now 😂🤣
This is one of the few times when Pete isn't the annoying or horrible one.
If anyone got the Terry Funk reference then you are AWESOME in my book! LOL This is still one of my favorites! #StayAwesome
And also the Ric Flair Woooos.
😂😂😂when he started rhyming
I love that Matt snuck in a Terry Funk NWJP refrence!
lol Rick Flair
When he starts the rick flair strut I almost pissed myself laughing.
Wow, that pride came RIGHT before the fall
The alaskan like almost made me poop I laughed so hard.
He knew it!
A Ric Flair and a Terry Funk reference. Good job Matt
Guys, loosen up and relax! No need to get into a religious debate over a comedy video.
AmazingGryphon i like debates
AmazingGryphon Dude it's UA-cam. People get into religious debates over videos about how to tie your shoes
dang it, androids can't be doctorr's. my humor is terrible.
FOREVERRRR!!!
0:11 when Captain America lifts mjolnir
Manchurian Candidate lmao, I appreciate this comment
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH GUM? YOU CHEW IT... I KNEW IT!😅
I'M 💀ING!😅🤣😂😇🤣🤣
Mat kills it!
Best skit on the show..
this is the funniest shit i have ever seen in my life.
Makes sense. Heaven wouldn't be heaven, if annoying people like that were over there.
heaven wouldnt be heaven if you cant do what you want either, paradox!
Someone described heaven to me as a place where no other person there would be able to upset you in anyway. Hardcore stuff would be perfectly fine because it would have no effect on anybody else. For example: murder would be fine because you could just "respawn", drugs would be fine, because you wouldn't be dangerous while you were on them. Even stuff like r**e because the other person would be experiencing something entirely different. Unless they were into it, which they probably would be once they got to heaven. Theft wouldn't exist because you could just conjure up whatever or whomever you wanted
@@Jack-lm8ry that's dumb.
I don't care if heaven makes me feel fine about being buttraped, I'm still being buttraped
what you are saying, that I can be assraped by an assrapist in heaven is a terrible idea of the place.
@@Jack-lm8ry Wouldnt it make more sense to go with TV theory, Lucifer and Supernatural.
*Lucifer's Hell*
In hell, you're made to live your worst memories, full on nightmare scenario.
*Supernatural's Heaven*
The complete opposite, in heaven you're living in your greatest memories or dreams.
Both scenarios means you'll never be reunited with loved ones, but at the same time you'll have no clue you're dead anyway.
@@SteveCowlishaw both sound like hell
Brilliant 😂 I added u to my covid wvw weekender channel xoxo
If only Vanity was a sin
I think there would be less obesity in rural america if gluttony was a sin...
William Richardson You're both kidding right? Both of those are considered fatal sins...
Cale yates Sarcasm isn't a sin though, so...
If only "Sin" would be a real thing...
Se7enUP Are you saying FFX didn't actually happen?
Pete Holmes is divine!
FINALLY MATT gets the character!!! hahaha
Pete you should do a hell one that would be funny to! Your my favorite comedian you know!
This is like the James Franco Death Scene from This is the End. Danny McBride: “you don’t get to get sucked up to heaven because you were being a little something called ‘petty’”
lol two wrestling references in one sketch (flairs woooo and funks forever) : D
Funny, but I hope the dude still gets to enter heaven. He was just so excited that I couldn't help but feel bad lol
I loved the ending. This was the best one
This sketch has me fuckin dying oh my lorrred
What did I do with my beard? I grew it. I knew it, I knew it. What did the Falcons do in the Super Bowl? They blew it. I knew it, I knew it.
What is Nike’s slogan? Just do it. I knew it, I knew it. Who prepares my taxes? Jackson Hewitt. I knew it, I knew it.
Legend has it now he only yells "I blew it!"
Ten year later and i found myself doing that line to myself in the car today....Random! #Iknewitiknewitiknewit
My sister died at age 32. Last year Christmas, 23rd Dec. Stomach cancer, suffered a lot.
I give this 2 & a half stars.
That Ric Flair woooo! walk haha
The last forever part killed me
Wait so he was surprised he ended up in heaven?
No, he keeps saying Inuit
Its a joke fam, he's clearly not surprised
Yah you know it could be a surprise to get the biggest most important question of the universe/everything answered in a single moment... lol
The Spirited Enigma way to reply like 3 years later
and he nuit
Pride really does come before the fall
Any Pete Holmes sketch: Matt McCarthy steals the show and does all the comedic work, Pete Holmes delivers a one liner.
Oh boy, you would hate door monster.
Trying to skate today, just ended up laughing and messing up because I kept thinking of this video
I love Matt
Considering the alternative, I'd be chuffed too
This the most happiest i ever seen that ginger dude
This was a legitimate response.
"[Wake up! Did you believe you could have a peaceful rest in your graveyards? Fools! As there is life after death, the struggle must go on...]
Ten billion souls,
Waiting there in vain,
Struggling for the everlasting paradise
And when you queue up for redemption
leave your hopes below;
Better try to cleanse your soul as
Macchiavelli's shoeshine boy.
And when you pray to the angels in heaven
for well-deserved justice,
They call for the executioner to deliver
a new apprentice.
[(Wir bitten dich, erhöre uns!)]
The laws of nature
Will still be preserved
Dead or alive you'll remain inferior
And when you queue up for redemption
leave your hopes below;
Better try to cleanse your soul as
Macchiavelli's shoeshine boy.
And when you pray to the angels in heaven
for well-deserved justice,
They call for the executioner to deliver
a new apprentice
Ten billion souls,
Waiting there in vain,
Struggling for the everlasting paradise
The laws of nature
Will still be preserved
Dead or alive you'll remain inferior
And when you queue up for redemption
leave your hopes below;
Better try to cleanse your soul as
Macchiavelli's shoeshine boy.
And when you pray to the angels in heaven
for well-deserved justice,
They call for the executioner to deliver
a new apprentice"
Plot twist he didn’t want to go to heaven so he just tried to annoy him
If I die and go to heaven or hell. I never want to be around those annoying people.
Pride comes before a fall.
I Knew It, I Wanted To Do Bad - But I Knew It Would Be Not Good
Actually, if Heaven exists, I think most people who get inside go through that stage.
People With Too Much Pride Like That Is Kinda Annoying, Not Suitable Characteristic For HEAVEN (aaand Yeah, "If Someone Like That Are In Heaven, it's Not Heaven At All") 😅
This guy reminds me of Zach Galifianakis from hangover 😂
Doesn’t that nonstop “forever” chant remind you of terry funk?
I was hoping they showed what Hell would be like
What's heaven anyway ? A place where any desire can be fullfiled ? ( That'd be bad ). A place where you can be happy forever ? ( A shitload of weed would be required for that ).
1:06 thoooo
oh my god that was fuckin classic
0:40 RIC FLAIR LOLOL
This is how fundamentalists act, Catholics would be like: "Hi Saint Peter, let's go get an ale."
What so good being have to stay forever with your dead family know and un know forever ?
There would be a twisted ending.
I KNEW IT!
When I go to heaven I’m gonna be like this
I thought the twist was going to be that he picked the wrong religion lol.
Not used to Pete playing the straight guy and the other guy playing the fool. Screwed me up a bit lol.
1:11
He deserves to go to Hell for that pun alone...
He made Pete STFU for the entire skit, and skit is perfectly funny too..
Pride goeth before a fall
I don’t know why he’s so excited,even that guy who died surrounded by pornography entered this heaven
He got possessed by the spirit of Rory Scovel lol
Is this not a perfectly appropriate reaction to learning you will spend eternity in paradise?
can we give matt the show? the matt show?
+gsboss That is the best profile picture you could have chosen. I'm laughing my ass off. "One man show" is so funny.
Are there outtakes for this?
Hahahaha!!!
I KNEW IT, i knew the video wouldn’t be funny
Inuit.
1:42 now he’s gonna be rewarded for annoying Saint Peter by going to hell😂