Kid Farm: Charity Day

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  • @pescando
    @pescando 10 років тому +199

    This is one of the most f-ed up sketches. Genius.

    • @eeDeen
      @eeDeen 10 років тому +11

      You know it's based on a real show on TLC. It's pretty accurate even.

    • @lolinpinguin
      @lolinpinguin 4 роки тому +3

      Mozart was a genius. This was just funny.

  • @TheClique86
    @TheClique86 10 років тому +417

    I fucking LOVE Kid Farm

    • @BigHalfSteps
      @BigHalfSteps 10 років тому +8

      You should get one too!

    • @takod323
      @takod323 9 років тому +1

      BigHalfSteps I literally died.

  • @jeffreyalbertson7822
    @jeffreyalbertson7822 10 років тому +573

    Why a network hasn't picked this up yet is beyond me. This would be great for Adult Swim, even Spike or Comedy Central... or something.

    • @MegaSonglover99
      @MegaSonglover99 6 років тому +6

      Jeffrey Albertson look up 19 Kids and Counting

    • @macncheese8530
      @macncheese8530 6 років тому

      Jeffrey Albertson tbs has

    • @petlover0231
      @petlover0231 6 років тому +11

      Jeffrey Albertson They should have a TV channel just for paradies. And this show should be on it

    • @katrinastrockbine5980
      @katrinastrockbine5980 6 років тому +2

      《PattiRose》 this is a parody of that show

    • @burtonl7239
      @burtonl7239 5 років тому +2

      All his skits are pretty repetitive. He goes off the rails, other people reacts with astonishment. That's it.

  • @b1gje55e
    @b1gje55e 10 років тому +386

    "Hydrotion"

  • @isabellabarone8329
    @isabellabarone8329 6 років тому +37

    I love how in every episode of Kid farm the kids always change

  • @orangesoda4535
    @orangesoda4535 10 років тому +210

    Cousin Jamie! Woop woop! Cousin Jamie! Woop woop!

  • @kaijukellz7151
    @kaijukellz7151 3 роки тому +41

    It's 2020 and this is still hilarious

  • @sarahclemo5924
    @sarahclemo5924 6 років тому +96

    "And so we don't have to change the name of the show every season.."😂😂

  • @davidmendez5933
    @davidmendez5933 4 роки тому +13

    “The soap tastes like us” 😂 😆 😂 😆

  • @JosephSchneider26
    @JosephSchneider26 5 років тому +31

    "Ugh, that's her" - I'm gonna say thay after drinking a glass of milk for the rest of my life x))

  • @jenny9dog
    @jenny9dog 8 років тому +154

    With the recent Duggar drama, you should definitely make more! :)

  • @evelynd1217
    @evelynd1217 4 роки тому +7

    I come back and watch this every couple years and it never gets less funny. I still hope for new Kid Farm, or for some network to pick it up or hire Pete to do a full series.

  • @Betsyy82
    @Betsyy82 10 років тому +46

    Mom got into the onion patch lol

  • @followingwaves
    @followingwaves 9 років тому +245

    was this the last episode?? Nooooo :( The fridge with breastmilk had me rolling.

    • @nataliestaheli51602
      @nataliestaheli51602 5 років тому +3

      Me too!! Along with almost gagging! And I wouldn't put it past that the Duggars to do that!

    • @Mothermctibbles
      @Mothermctibbles 4 роки тому

      Which episode was that

  • @milkman2833
    @milkman2833 10 років тому +127

    I had to put my phone down after the fridge full of breast milk.

  • @superdupereeka
    @superdupereeka 9 років тому +289

    Tlc should just replace 19 kids with kid farm.. no one would know the difference

    • @esmeetkin-bell407
      @esmeetkin-bell407 8 років тому +17

      The only difference is ones funny the others like watching paint dry!! I love kid farm:)

    • @ShadeScarecrow
      @ShadeScarecrow 4 роки тому +3

      Wait, thats a thing? Even animals don´t breed more than they can somehow hope to support. Why are some humans so fucking dumb?

    • @spiralentree737
      @spiralentree737 4 роки тому +3

      @@esmeetkin-bell407 really that's the only difference not that in this family the girls won't get molested

  • @avedic
    @avedic 10 років тому +13

    Oh FUCK yeah! This is seriously one of the best things I've ever seen. The whole series, including the outtakes, is note perfect. How has this not been picked up by Comedy Central as a show??

  • @heleenglazenburg1405
    @heleenglazenburg1405 2 роки тому +5

    It is 2022 and I don t understand what I didn't notice this channel before.I laugh so hard it is hilarious.

  • @Evija3000
    @Evija3000 10 років тому +281

    Was their fourth kid called Bankrupt? :P

    • @friday13thirteen
      @friday13thirteen 10 років тому +66

      i think it's bancroft but bankrupt would probably be more appropriate haha

  • @dresdenpierce907
    @dresdenpierce907 8 років тому +26

    that ending was a surprise

  • @badvermin
    @badvermin 4 роки тому +3

    These really should have millions of views. The fact that it has less views than subscribers is bizarre to me.

  • @itsmiahtime
    @itsmiahtime 9 років тому +72

    PLEASE MAKE MORE!!!!! You all are the best!!!!!!!

  • @berdooli3326
    @berdooli3326 3 роки тому +3

    We need an updated kid farm

  • @sabrinaleedance
    @sabrinaleedance 3 роки тому +3

    Why does the actor sound EXACTLY like Jim Bob 😂😂😂

  • @judyann9991
    @judyann9991 9 років тому +89

    I'm with Cousin Jamie! I'd have to have a helluva lot of liquor to put up with the "real life" Duggars!

    • @juratory8876
      @juratory8876 6 років тому +2

      judy ann Dude just add the whole bottle lol

    • @Tina06019
      @Tina06019 6 років тому

      I am pretty sure I would want what the Brits call “a stiffner” to deal with the Duggars. For an hour.

    • @jamesprice2163
      @jamesprice2163 2 роки тому +1

      Lol I'd be ripping a bong every 10 minutes and emptying a bottle of jack

  • @bigbadmay5012
    @bigbadmay5012 6 років тому +8

    They all crack me up, but JP is so creepy-funny! I love it!

  • @MrCTruck
    @MrCTruck 6 років тому +3

    My mom used to watch the real version on tlc. This is fucking spot on.

  • @jusdon8711
    @jusdon8711 2 роки тому +3

    Jamie’s lemonade taste like fire 😂😂😂😂

  • @GabePuratekuta
    @GabePuratekuta 4 роки тому +2

    Cousin Jamie deserved that spinoff

  • @nolanoatmeal5116
    @nolanoatmeal5116 10 років тому +37

    This should be a show

    • @aaronthomas8834
      @aaronthomas8834 9 років тому +4

      It already is... It's called Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

    • @MegaSonglover99
      @MegaSonglover99 6 років тому +3

      Aaron Thomas no, its 19 Kids and Counting

  • @citizenno.0332
    @citizenno.0332 10 років тому +56

    Lol this made me laugh more than it should because my family watches 19 kids and counting and I can't stand it

  • @Emper0rH0rde
    @Emper0rH0rde 2 роки тому +1

    This family is still less messed up than the Duggars. That's the craziest part.

  • @loisenolp4746
    @loisenolp4746 6 років тому +4

    I wish they did more of these! I just found them and thy are awesome!

  • @jackjohnson4170
    @jackjohnson4170 9 років тому +98

    Does any one notice Barron keeps changing

    • @d0r0thy
      @d0r0thy 6 років тому +7

      Jack Johnson all the kids change

  • @LindsayC33
    @LindsayC33 6 років тому +5

    I can’t breath 😂
    WHY IS THIS SOOOOO UNDERRATED !!!???

  • @chloetotman04
    @chloetotman04 6 років тому +4

    3:23 love those napoleon dynamite references

  • @keanna5727
    @keanna5727 6 років тому +2

    THE AWKWARD HAND HOLDING I CANT

  • @TheEagleFace
    @TheEagleFace 10 років тому +12

    Can't wait till next season of Cousin Jamie

  • @gasser5001
    @gasser5001 10 років тому +6

    that ending...LOL

  • @DoubleTrouble1234561
    @DoubleTrouble1234561 6 років тому +23

    Pickle juice is God’s iodine 😂

  • @MynameisBrianZX
    @MynameisBrianZX 10 років тому +35

    4:28 My brain stopped for a second.

  • @milescorporosus4058
    @milescorporosus4058 3 роки тому +3

    I just thought I'd comment here that I think it's _hilarious_ how the comments are disabled on the "Kid Farm: Girls' Day Out" sketch. They _really_ went after the fundies in that one and I can just imagine what the response was like. 😂

  • @carohigh505
    @carohigh505 2 роки тому +2

    he sounds like jim bob 😂

  • @n64danny21
    @n64danny21 2 роки тому +1

    The "onion patch joke" was from Napoleon Dynamite

  • @littlelyssers8311
    @littlelyssers8311 8 років тому +5

    MORE EPISODES PLEASE!!!

  • @LordMoku
    @LordMoku 10 років тому +1

    Pure gold as always! Skits are definitely your specialty. I hope the series continues :D

  • @MrMutou
    @MrMutou 4 роки тому +1

    Why is Bj's *help me* face a whole mood?😂

  • @ruthlessdraculigula1051
    @ruthlessdraculigula1051 3 роки тому +2

    Give her a shot, guys. She's fun.

  • @courtneymichelle5746
    @courtneymichelle5746 6 років тому +18

    *dumps a whole bag of sugar into lemonade after saying it was good for people *

    • @dirkdiggler.
      @dirkdiggler. 3 роки тому

      Ya we all saw that, do you have anything to contribute or just more mindless like bait

    • @silvos8903
      @silvos8903 2 роки тому

      @@dirkdiggler. ooo edgy! Please change your account name. The Diggler deserves better than you.

  • @DHLartist
    @DHLartist 6 років тому +6

    This was painful and mildly infuriating to watch.
    Stellar job!

  • @fquint6468
    @fquint6468 6 років тому +1

    Lmfao Barton changes in every video😂😂😂😂I love these videos sooo much.

  • @heyhailss
    @heyhailss 6 років тому +9

    Am I the only one that cried at “pickle juice is God’s iodine!”

  • @denisseg8495
    @denisseg8495 9 років тому +5

    Please make more of these!!!

  • @McPoshSquatch
    @McPoshSquatch 4 роки тому +1

    If only the Duggars or whatever those freaks are called were this entertaining! Hahaha.

  • @autumn7809
    @autumn7809 6 років тому +3

    "That's good son, that's good"

  • @petlover0231
    @petlover0231 6 років тому +2

    Yes please! Give cousin Jamie her own show!

  • @yellowbird2157
    @yellowbird2157 2 роки тому +2

    Pete- you and your team are absolutely brilliant! 🌟🌟🌟🌟

  • @daredevil6145
    @daredevil6145 6 років тому +2

    Oh, that's her!
    at last!!!!!!

  • @TheClueBlue
    @TheClueBlue 6 років тому +1

    I came across this on a whim... do I ever love kid farm now 😂😂😂

  • @GangnamDuck
    @GangnamDuck 10 років тому +3

    How is this so touching and so cringing at the same time

  • @eidetecker
    @eidetecker Рік тому

    The sarcasm tastes delicious.

  • @judyann9991
    @judyann9991 9 років тому

    I wish there were more of these episodes. That Jeep is one sick man! LOL!

  • @thesparklyspoonicorn2318
    @thesparklyspoonicorn2318 6 років тому +1

    Y'all are geniuses. I'm thoroughly entertained!

  • @Valkyrie887
    @Valkyrie887 10 років тому +2

    Ohh myyy gaaaawd pete you are a satirical comedic genius

  • @sideeffects6570
    @sideeffects6570 2 роки тому

    Season 2 comes out this year . Yayyyyyy !!! Kid farm

  • @keepcalmsavehyrule
    @keepcalmsavehyrule 6 років тому +8

    I thought this was real at first & I was in shock. Now I can’t stop laughing & I’ve subscribed! Brilliant! 😂

  • @ItsAlwaysTheQuiet01
    @ItsAlwaysTheQuiet01 9 років тому +3

    These were great! Hilarious portrayals.

  • @jojopemb2218
    @jojopemb2218 6 років тому +1

    I just realized that Cousin Jaime is supposed to be Cousin Amy from the Duggars 😂😂

  • @japhethknopp2414
    @japhethknopp2414 8 років тому +8

    I think mom got into an onion patch.

  • @cookskies
    @cookskies 8 років тому +1

    I'm digging the Napoleon Reference.

  • @austinwyss
    @austinwyss 2 роки тому

    That ending was giving me Homelander vibes.

  • @BigDz93
    @BigDz93 10 років тому +1

    I wish this was a tv show

  • @ejayarts
    @ejayarts 10 років тому +2

    more like this!hahahaha so messed up so good

  • @mchobbit2951
    @mchobbit2951 9 років тому +26

    So BJ, Brynn, Barney, Bancroft, Becky, Batron, Barbara, Bolivia, Bamantha, Bathaniel and possibly Betty and Brenda (but then again, there was no "Bagan" either) so what are the rest of them named?

    • @beautifulchaos-em7hn
      @beautifulchaos-em7hn 9 років тому +13

      Don't forget Balizabeth...😄😄

    • @CypKitty
      @CypKitty 8 років тому +5

      +Mc Hobbit BB :)

    • @MusicWithoutReservation
      @MusicWithoutReservation 3 роки тому +2

      One was Bilbo. In another episode he wore a bell.

    • @MusicWithoutReservation
      @MusicWithoutReservation 3 роки тому +1

      Okay, I actually sat down and wrote them out...I’ve watched this series too many times!
      BJ, Brynne, Becky, Barney, Bradley, Bilbo, Bancroft, Bartholomew, Bathaniel, Bamantha, Belizabeth, BB, Barbara, Bolivia, Beter, Batron, and that leaves one more kid, but they gave three possible choices: Brenda, Betty, and Barfur (in the Barfur vs. Bernice ep Jean said she thought they already have a kid named Barfur).
      Okay, I seriously need to watch something else now!

  • @emilydarrr4007
    @emilydarrr4007 4 роки тому +3

    Cousin Jamie is freaking awesome

  • @mantistoboggan5171
    @mantistoboggan5171 6 років тому +13

    the most michael jackson couple ever.
    bill and jean
    billie jean

  • @katherineharrigan9343
    @katherineharrigan9343 4 роки тому

    ‘this handsome daddy....’ 😂😂

  • @janatodd7172
    @janatodd7172 10 років тому +1

    I freaking love this show!!

  • @jessicahuffman743
    @jessicahuffman743 8 років тому +13

    please make more!!! It would be hilarious if you made some after the Josh scandals.

    • @drlevin
      @drlevin Рік тому

      BJ would never do that though.

  • @kahlanstewart
    @kahlanstewart 6 років тому +1

    Ironically, the one playing Becky with the turtle neck actually looks well suited for turtle necks, they look nice on her c:

  • @drekkenprime
    @drekkenprime 10 років тому

    Glad to see kid farm again.

  • @kensmith2285
    @kensmith2285 3 роки тому +1

    Damn!!! He called CPS on his own kids because he was losing🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davepaez2019
    @davepaez2019 19 днів тому

    Kid farm needs to be put on TV. Might I suggest adult swim?

  • @patana256
    @patana256 9 років тому +51

    the mom's milk in the fridge just grossed me out... and at the end when the guy drank it :|

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 3 роки тому

      Drinking cows milk doesn't? The milk of another mammal?

  • @vipitoachumi4229
    @vipitoachumi4229 3 роки тому

    I don't know how many unspoken and spoken laws were broken in this short video 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @avitasam7110
    @avitasam7110 10 років тому +1

    Love this

  • @dominickhernandez6914
    @dominickhernandez6914 10 років тому +3

    Love your Show Pete, keep it going online, l

  • @DATcandraw
    @DATcandraw 10 років тому +36

    Why are almost all of the kids different every time this happens

  • @KTShea
    @KTShea 4 роки тому

    Miss these

  • @Hairahcaz2288
    @Hairahcaz2288 3 роки тому

    I'm convinced that cousin Jamie is their first child who they disowned for not turning out well but allow her but as their cousin to save face for the camera

    • @Emper0rH0rde
      @Emper0rH0rde 2 роки тому +1

      Cousin Jamie is based on Amy Duggar King, a cousin of the Duggar children. Cousin Amy = Cousin Jamie

  • @PlainKingboy
    @PlainKingboy 9 років тому +12

    I love cousin Jamie

  • @InYourFaceNewYorker
    @InYourFaceNewYorker 9 років тому +9

    Is "Kid Farm" part of "The Pete Holmes Show"?

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 4 роки тому

    Hah! Onion patch! Napoleon Dynamite! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ZephKin
    @ZephKin 9 років тому +14

    What a freaky idea....
    Husband: "Honey, I got a weird idea. Why don't we farm our own kids?"
    Wife: "That's just what I was thinking!"
    Husband: "Really!?"
    17 kids later...
    Wife: "Huh, this is tiring. But I think we go for 25 if we try."
    Husband: "The skies the limit hun."
    Every Viewer: "I still haven't blinked since the first episode."

  • @captainbro9998
    @captainbro9998 5 років тому +2

    “Hydrotion”

  • @lonewolf6662
    @lonewolf6662 6 років тому +1

    “ looks like the girls don’t stand a chance... go get him, boys “

  • @jasonland455
    @jasonland455 5 років тому +1

    Liked the ending

  • @skydaddyissues3884
    @skydaddyissues3884 2 роки тому +3

    These are great because it’s exactly like the Duggar’s but it’s not as slow and boring.

  • @Tina06019
    @Tina06019 6 років тому

    No lemons 🍋 in THAT lemonade.

  • @gomerohara7407
    @gomerohara7407 3 роки тому

    I just discovered this today and it's the funniest freaking thing ever
    Omfg and you're the funny Batman too??