Dave Allen's thoughts about Adam and Eve

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  • A clip from Irish comedian Dave Allen.
    He talks about his atheism and the bible.

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  • @truebluebrit7632
    @truebluebrit7632 9 місяців тому +16

    I'm Irish and Dave was an Irish treasure - when I need a good laugh when I need a cry , I turn on Dave-Ireland has its writers but no other comedian comes close to Dave's genius - his stories his jokes and his body language were all brilliant - - - - and oh so handsome-I will miss him forever.

  • @Grandpa-Biggestguy.
    @Grandpa-Biggestguy. Рік тому +83

    The world is poorer for the loss of the laughter this man induced in us - he was the best comedian ever!!!
    No one has ever matched him nor is anyone ever likely to.
    👏👏👏👏👏

    • @gejuje
      @gejuje Рік тому +5

      We had his shows on danish tv, everyone watched him, he was hilarious

    • @johanb.7869
      @johanb.7869 8 місяців тому +3

      @@gejuje We in the Netherlands too. I watched them too.

    • @zielscheibchen7773
      @zielscheibchen7773 3 місяці тому +1

      George Carlin can match him without using much of his gift. But Dave sure was there before George.

  • @tommyhemlock7915
    @tommyhemlock7915 2 роки тому +65

    I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve watched this and it still cracks me up every time. I wish I could play this to these street preachers who accost me and start ranting about heaven and hell. I’d love to watch their heads explode.

  • @richardstone3473
    @richardstone3473 4 роки тому +166

    "I didn't put him there to be happy." Funniest line in all comedy history.

    • @robthegardener9631
      @robthegardener9631 4 роки тому +20

      And the second funniest surely has to be "If I see a snake I'll back off. If one starts talking to me I'll crap myself"

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 3 роки тому +5

      And oh so true!

    • @jonathanwalker8730
      @jonathanwalker8730 3 роки тому +13

      It's the pause before he says it, during which everyone in the audience knows what's coming next...

    • @user-cv1wu3em9r
      @user-cv1wu3em9r 2 роки тому +1

      Bible / Christianity and Islam / Quran are the two biggest cruel jokes pulled on humanity. They are the cause of mass genocides.

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 2 роки тому +3

      gotta love that good old fashioned comedic misogyny!

  • @Braisin-Raisin
    @Braisin-Raisin 6 років тому +27

    No one was better. I saw him in Autralia and the following day I had stomach cramps from laughing. He is still missed.

  • @comedybuff4000
    @comedybuff4000 13 років тому +271

    Dave Allen is a genius. After he says 'Adam is happy' and he gets a whole 10 seconds of laughter from the audience, now that's an achievment.

    • @sorellman
      @sorellman 3 роки тому +7

      Well, that is an implied sexist remark, no matter how you slice it or what political affiliations you have. Also, he got the story in the Bible all wrong. It is Adam, not Eve, that god supposedly tells not to eat the fruits of the tree of knowledge. He is right about one important thing, though: It is ridiculous to have elected official taking the oath of office with their hand on the Bible. Among others, this is the book that condones slavery and belittles women from its first book to the last forged texts of the New Testament. Use a copy of the Constitution instead.

    • @rayray-xs6xu
      @rayray-xs6xu 3 роки тому +16

      @@sorellman Yeah! That book of fiction, has been miss understood by many!

    • @MovieMakingMan
      @MovieMakingMan 3 роки тому +6

      God is supposed to be all knowing and even knows everything that will happen in the future, but, god couldn’t foresee Adam being lonely. God gave Adam a penis to insert into a vagina but god hadn’t even thought about creating a woman. It was only after he saw that Adam was lonely that god created a woman from adam’s rib. I’m sure god wouldn’t have made a man with a penis without also giving him a sex drive so what in the hell was Adam going to do with his penis? A lifetime of masturbation? And how was Adam going to reproduce since god only made a man? It takes a make and a female to mate abd have offspring. God made two of all the animals on earth but only one human. Hummm. Did god have another brain fart? Apparently so. He sure wasn’t all knowing if he couldn’t even see the need to have a female human. After all, he gave sex mates to every other animal on earth.
      God isn’t all knowing and the god portrayed in the Bible isn’t even very smart.

    • @r0ky_M
      @r0ky_M 3 роки тому +8

      @@sorellman _Eve told the serpent they are forbidden to eat from the tree, Bible doesn't say if Adam passed the message on or if God himself later informed Eve, so you cant exactly say Mr.Allen got it wrong.

    • @gdwnet
      @gdwnet 3 роки тому +13

      @@sorellman Question - If god is all powerful then he would have already known that eve would eat the apple so why set the whole thing up?

  • @BillyBronco73
    @BillyBronco73 6 років тому +64

    Having been brought up as a Roman Catholic this has particular resonance. When he was on form there was no one better.

  • @peedubu
    @peedubu 2 роки тому +35

    No one else on earth has Dave’s quality of comedic timing and story telling. Such an amazing person

  • @RICHARDG73
    @RICHARDG73 9 років тому +150

    An absolute one - off comedy genius, brilliant observations, thoughts and interpretations on the complexity and contradictions of life!

    • @kandarabi927
      @kandarabi927 9 років тому +7

      Absolutely!

    • @ironbutterfly565
      @ironbutterfly565 8 років тому +11

      +RICHARDG73 My mum and dad used to love him and it reminds me of my childhood when he was on TV...

    • @user-cv1wu3em9r
      @user-cv1wu3em9r 2 роки тому

      Bible / Christianity and Islam / Quran are the two biggest cruel jokes pulled on humanity. They are the cause of mass genocides.

  • @pennychurchward1481
    @pennychurchward1481 3 роки тому +18

    Watched Dave as a child…….amazing with an English, religious stepmother who hated the Irish(my mother was Irish). In Australia he was a favourite. I think he helped my brothers and I question religion. We are all Athiests.

  • @Jake-vy2bh
    @Jake-vy2bh 5 років тому +171

    Sometimes, when the madness of this modern world gets too much, I like to watch Dave Allen to get some perspective on what a true genius is, pontificating on politics and religion with more wit, eloquence and insight than pretty much anybody.

    • @wc8689
      @wc8689 2 роки тому +7

      Bloody oath mate, a genius and I watched him on the BBC as a kid and I'm an Aussie born in 1960.

    • @aaronmatzkin7966
      @aaronmatzkin7966 2 роки тому +1

      Have you had the pleasure of watching Christopher Hitchens?

    • @Letts_prey
      @Letts_prey 2 роки тому

      @Davy Anthonissen ‘god’, I do hope not!

    • @user-cv1wu3em9r
      @user-cv1wu3em9r 2 роки тому

      @Davy Anthonissen
      Bible / Christianity and Islam / Quran are the two biggest cruel jokes pulled on humanity. They are the cause of mass genocides.

    • @user-cv1wu3em9r
      @user-cv1wu3em9r 2 роки тому

      @Davy Anthonissen The biggest Holocaust in the history of mankind was perpetrated by Islam in India before Christianity arrived and committed further genocides.

  • @MrBabylon
    @MrBabylon 2 роки тому +19

    He says as much during the quiet bits as the jokes themselves, 100% pure comedic talent.

  • @marianmatei1138
    @marianmatei1138 4 роки тому +36

    “An Irish book because it says that it all began at the beginning !” Profoundly hilarious. Actually this is the fundamental difference between ”stand-up” and “sit down” comedy… he is using his sheer genius, not 300 hundred “F” words per minute, in order to be funny. And he really was unique ! One of a kind, never to be replaced in our hearts. May your god go with you, dear fellow !

  • @TommyCraw
    @TommyCraw 3 роки тому +59

    “If I see a snake I’ll back off. One starts talking I’ll crap myself.” Love it.

  • @cafelucciano
    @cafelucciano 10 років тому +193

    He was brilliant ! Rest in Peace in our memories, Dave Allen !

    • @christopherbright8131
      @christopherbright8131 4 роки тому +4

      I was 10 years old watching this guy. Didn't get it than. I'd sure like 2 have met him

    • @briancd37
      @briancd37 4 роки тому +9

      Rest in peace in our memories... that's a lovely expression!

    • @davidharrison9501
      @davidharrison9501 2 роки тому +5

      he literally had the ability to hold an audience ...at his very worf

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 10 років тому +38

    What a terrific comedian he was. Sorely missed.

  • @peterlarsen7779
    @peterlarsen7779 8 місяців тому +9

    The power of his deductions is abso-freakin-lutely _brilliant!_ 😂😂😂

  • @fergalbryan3802
    @fergalbryan3802 Рік тому +9

    I must have watched this clip over 50 times and it still cracks me up . Every line is pure genius . Your a legend

  • @Chrissy_Mad-Scots-Wench
    @Chrissy_Mad-Scots-Wench 14 років тому +57

    The world is a much sader place since Dave Allen passed on, RIP xx

  • @michaelciancetta6397
    @michaelciancetta6397 8 років тому +371

    God sees Adam's happy.. pause and people laughing cause you know what is happening next ahhahahah Real genius!! I didn't know about this guy :)

    • @snipper1ie
      @snipper1ie 6 років тому +10

      There's plenty of him on here, enjoy.

    • @dareolushina4391
      @dareolushina4391 5 років тому +2

      Michael Ciancetta it got me too, i knew exactly what he is getting at

    • @drdassler
      @drdassler 5 років тому +1

      Michael Ciancetta he's one of the best.

    • @darrenwalker3043
      @darrenwalker3043 5 років тому +5

      I always loved his sign off to his show "may your god go with you" sadly missed

    • @shirleypena4133
      @shirleypena4133 4 роки тому +3

      @Michael Ciancetta Clearly Dave Allen HAD NOT read the Bible, otherwise he would have known that Adam wasn't happy living with no companion other than the animals.

  • @gan9e
    @gan9e 10 років тому +274

    "God likes atheists better..." now that's the subtle genius I always loved about Mr Allen.

    • @pix046
      @pix046 6 років тому +3

      He would, wouldn't He?

    • @ceceliastone124
      @ceceliastone124 6 років тому

      gan9e nht q

    • @vanessaretzlaff6755
      @vanessaretzlaff6755 6 років тому

      gan9e rr

    • @stuartkseels
      @stuartkseels 6 років тому

      119 like & NO dislikes!!! That's the future!!!!!!!!!!

    • @tonybates7870
      @tonybates7870 4 роки тому +7

      I have often thought this. Even if God was real surely he'd respect healthy scepticism, especially considering the fact that he is, shall we say, a little evasive?

  • @jenniferpage927
    @jenniferpage927 9 років тому +70

    wonderful man great talent nobody has replaced him.

    • @ImKaraB
      @ImKaraB 6 років тому +2

      Jennifer Page george carlin.

    • @HeadGodoftheGodCouncil
      @HeadGodoftheGodCouncil 5 років тому +2

      ImKaraB Nope. Carlin is good, but noone can replace this man. Also, Carlin was also a comic at the same time, and Carlin was probably more famous because he reached a bigger audience. But noone come close to this man.

    • @butsirrr
      @butsirrr 5 років тому +1

      God they were both geniuses of the highest caliber.

    • @gregorybuell8637
      @gregorybuell8637 5 років тому +2

      And no one ever will

    • @MDyson151
      @MDyson151 4 роки тому

      Dylan Moran

  • @gingerbeer914
    @gingerbeer914 3 роки тому +133

    2020 / 2021: We're all wearing nose nickers and nobody laughs or even thinks it's weird...
    Dave Allen was a true visionary.

    • @theinqov
      @theinqov 2 роки тому +3

      hahaha

    • @juttaweise
      @juttaweise 2 роки тому +1

      they still do today, which is more then kafkaesque

    • @sailaab
      @sailaab 2 роки тому +1

      😆👍🏼

  • @johnmyers8493
    @johnmyers8493 2 роки тому +7

    Brilliant !!! No other word 4 him ,1 of the top comedians around in my lifetime and at nigh on 68 now watching him just emphasises what a genius he was and loved by all on the British isles 👏👏👏👏

    • @18dot7
      @18dot7 2 роки тому +1

      55, German, and I had the pleasure to see him on TV when I was really young. A truly brilliant comedian, I have to second that.

  • @barryflowers4550
    @barryflowers4550 10 років тому +81

    He was and still is a seriously funny guy, lol.

  • @Sly_Wolf_1
    @Sly_Wolf_1 6 років тому +17

    So great to watch a comedy master at work.

  • @NYCBG
    @NYCBG 7 років тому +47

    Back in the 1970s there was a Sunday variety TV show in my old country. It had music videos, news, guests, movie clips, etc. But the true highlight was Dave Allen sitting on his bar stool and delivering killer jokes that had me in stitched. I still remember how the next day, on Monday, all we would talk about in school were his jokes. And we would laugh again - probably even harder! Amazing guy - smart as a whip and funny as hell (pardon my use of cliches).

    • @RuddyIPA
      @RuddyIPA 6 років тому +4

      My very devout RC parents watched him and would fall off their chairs laughing. It's just funny.

    • @richardlloyd2589
      @richardlloyd2589 3 роки тому +1

      I remember the same with Alas Smith & Jones and Black Adder.

  • @hthunem
    @hthunem 4 роки тому +33

    "And he sees that Adam is happy...", followed by the best 5 seconds in comedy EVER!!! Just...the eyebrows!!!!

  • @lydialily846
    @lydialily846 4 роки тому +7

    The Irish are a nation of natural storytellers , this definitely was in his favour... He was b4 my time but I’ve been watching him on here & absolutely love his wit ... No gimmicks , no props just a man , a chair & a drink ! Bliss

  • @Ce4or
    @Ce4or 9 років тому +19

    Simply one of the best

  • @Forkygolach1
    @Forkygolach1 8 років тому +356

    the word genius is overused - here is the true definition

    • @SlickRoode
      @SlickRoode 7 років тому +23

      Sandy .Smith possibly one of the greatest comedians of all time, just unrecognized.

    • @derekwinterburn4980
      @derekwinterburn4980 6 років тому +1

      Sandy .Smith ,

    • @kevinmarkey9441
      @kevinmarkey9441 6 років тому +4

      sandy could not agree more with

    • @kevinmarkey9441
      @kevinmarkey9441 6 років тому +5

      sandy smith could not agree more with you

    • @danw1374
      @danw1374 6 років тому +9

      Sandy .Smith And has never been matched since. Dave allen was the master of observational humour :)

  • @johnc3403
    @johnc3403 5 років тому +7

    That's a wonderfully crafted routine. His timing and delivery were second to none.

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 10 місяців тому

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

  • @BillyBronco73
    @BillyBronco73 5 років тому +6

    He builds this up beautifully and the payoff line at the end is brilliant. .......and this is the book that you put your hand on in court and swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

  • @A123cov45678
    @A123cov45678 4 роки тому +27

    He could see that Adam was happy killed me I almost lost a rib laughing lol

  • @angelsjoker8190
    @angelsjoker8190 3 місяці тому +1

    Man, I must have lived under a rock. Never heard of him before. Second video I see now. I can't believe anyone could sit through a whole show of his. His timing is so good. People must have been brought to hospital from laughter.

  • @earledaniels4539
    @earledaniels4539 3 роки тому +9

    Dave Allen was and still is a comic legend.

  • @johnPaul-qn3dg
    @johnPaul-qn3dg 10 років тому +31

    Just caught this on a TV show, timeless, as most his comedy, he was a storyteller, it is such a rare talent we haven't seen it since. Richard Pryor had that talent as well and he was another great.

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 10 місяців тому

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

    • @johnPaul-qn3dg
      @johnPaul-qn3dg 10 місяців тому

      @@edithbannerman4 Fine, and I hope you are feeling that way too

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 10 місяців тому

      @@johnPaul-qn3dg Yeah thanks for asking, how’s your day going and what’re you up to?

    • @johnPaul-qn3dg
      @johnPaul-qn3dg 10 місяців тому

      @@edithbannerman4 Ohh I was off work and after doing some chores I swanned about, now I'm watching a fascinating Doco on the potential Mars mission, and the psychology of the astronauts who will be away for 3 years and stuck with each other in a confined space. How about you?

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 10 місяців тому

      @@johnPaul-qn3dg Nothing much, where you located and hope we can get to know each other better if possible?

  • @pseudonayme7717
    @pseudonayme7717 6 років тому +59

    If you remember Dave Allen, you are old. I remember Dave Allen :-/

    • @AspinceLaframboise
      @AspinceLaframboise 6 років тому

      Me to eh... Ü

    • @maxheadroom3839
      @maxheadroom3839 6 років тому

      43 is that old ?.

    • @DieFlabbergast
      @DieFlabbergast 6 років тому +2

      Youngster! I remember Arthur Askey.

    • @tinajones5641
      @tinajones5641 6 років тому +4

      Not old, just old enough to remember true comedy genius. He was one of the best. I'm 48!

    • @Bazz59
      @Bazz59 5 років тому +4

      I remember him well , but I'm not old, I'm "Retro" :)

  • @Robard65
    @Robard65 4 роки тому +8

    “It all began in the beginning.” And we’re still confused about it somewhere midway.

  • @kiffaj9982
    @kiffaj9982 3 роки тому +24

    That is so true,I got sucked back into church through my elderly mom in law,it didn't take too long to figure out they're still full of shit.

  • @grannymack1310
    @grannymack1310 4 роки тому +8

    All his material is just hilarious!!!

  • @arkdark5554
    @arkdark5554 5 років тому +4

    Absolutely cracking..! Oh my days...I’ve never laughed so much, in my entire life. Thank you Mr Allen.

  • @polreamonn
    @polreamonn 4 роки тому +1

    I was staying at my grandmother's house about 20 years ago. One night, the phone rang, which I answered. I heard a man's voice and he said "BBC 2, 9:30, Dave Allen. Best Comedian Ever!!!!" and hung up. Thank you total stranger.

  • @Naessey
    @Naessey 2 роки тому +5

    Brilliant. Just brilliant.

    • @jaynemurphy1667
      @jaynemurphy1667 2 роки тому +1

      Absolutely. He was totally magnificent. The comedian's silence perfected.

  • @LostMoonOfBumholle
    @LostMoonOfBumholle 11 років тому +12

    After Dave says "and Go sees that Adam is happy...." - the pause, slight frown and then the audience laughter is just pure, comedy magic.
    Sorely missed Dave, but still making us laugh.
    Brilliant!

  • @DavidWilsonHolmes
    @DavidWilsonHolmes 9 років тому +31

    David Allen was not unlike many of the comedic greats who lampooned life from personal observation. Folks can instantly relate to life's absurdities which have been well done by other legends such as Robin Williams, Richard Pryer, Billy Connelly and George Carlin but just to name a few.
    They just prove to us that our existance should never be taken seriously. Excellent comedians are a national treasure.

    • @TheWorldsMoralMiddleFinger
      @TheWorldsMoralMiddleFinger 6 років тому +2

      David Wilson-Holmes:
      Our times jesters.. 😉

    • @hughcdavies
      @hughcdavies 6 років тому +1

      Totally agree and I think Paul Hogan deserves a mention as well.
      Brilliant, direct, observational humour. No calling spade an 'Earth inverting device.'

    • @wombatlover2796
      @wombatlover2796 5 років тому

      What about Groucho Marx??

    • @dnmurphy48
      @dnmurphy48 5 років тому

      @@wombatlover2796 Did he do observational humour such as this? I only saw him in his films.

  • @saffy720
    @saffy720 10 років тому +24

    Sheer brilliance and truth!

  • @WildPhotoShooter
    @WildPhotoShooter 3 роки тому +3

    Brilliant funny man. like millions of others I grew up watching him on TV , it was a very popular show , the sketches were always hilarious . He closed every show with the words " Goodnight and may your God go with you".

  • @christianbruggemann79
    @christianbruggemann79 4 роки тому +4

    I loved this man when I young back at school in england, So far ahead of his time and bring religion and all it's dogma to the point. So sad wher don't have people like this today

  • @jorarch1
    @jorarch1 15 років тому +2

    thanks to whoever posted this.
    timeless - simply genius.

  • @PimWSmit
    @PimWSmit 5 років тому +83

    Anyone noticed that for CENTURIES! Adam and Eve were pictured, painted or whatever....... With a bellybutton!!!!!!!

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 5 років тому +20

      That's the hole where god inflated them by blowing through it.

    • @davidf6326
      @davidf6326 5 років тому +5

      Well they needed somewhere to put the salt when they ate chips in the bath, just the same as we do today :-)

    • @blynkers1411
      @blynkers1411 4 роки тому

      Yes. Thanks Catholicism.

    • @A123cov45678
      @A123cov45678 4 роки тому +4

      I never thought about that good observation

    • @shirleypena4133
      @shirleypena4133 4 роки тому +1

      @Pim Smit. Atheist I don't know what paintings that you've been looking at, but I've seen plenty that don't show a navel on Adam or Eve. However, the question of whether ARTISTS chose to depict Adam and Eve with or without a navel is irrelevant, since the Bible itself makes no mention of Adam and Eve having had navels. Since a navel results from having come into this world through being born from a woman, rather than from direct creation, it's safe to assume that they didn't have navels.

  • @garryburrows8987
    @garryburrows8987 7 років тому +9

    brilliant dave allen

  • @andrewdrabble8939
    @andrewdrabble8939 6 років тому +3

    He was a legend. I especially loved the one he told about his neighbour sunbathing in the garden

  • @pmajudge
    @pmajudge 2 роки тому

    R.I.P. DAVE ALLEN . MISSED GREATLY !! HILARIOUS INDEED !! FROM U.K. WATCHED ALL HIS SHOWS !!! ALWAYS ROCKED WITH LAUGHTER ALL THE TIME !!! FROM U.K. (2021).

  • @allenjenkins7947
    @allenjenkins7947 4 роки тому +3

    No matter how many times I hear this "nose knickers" cracks me up every time.

  • @MrPizza063
    @MrPizza063 10 років тому +3

    I remember growing watching dave allen in high school this is still funny man

  • @chrismose7449
    @chrismose7449 2 роки тому +4

    He was such a funny man loved to watch this man

  • @baraskparas9559
    @baraskparas9559 2 роки тому +1

    Impossible to deliver better than Dave Allen. Supreme comic.

  • @charlieyerrell9146
    @charlieyerrell9146 3 роки тому +1

    Dave allen a great Irish comedian. Greatly missed in the UK.

  • @neilfurtado_1865
    @neilfurtado_1865 4 роки тому +5

    PURE CLASS!!!!

  • @patricklamshear6662
    @patricklamshear6662 5 років тому +4

    Gone,but not forgotten.

  • @stefvangelderen8701
    @stefvangelderen8701 Рік тому +1

    I watched him many times with my late dad.
    Had many laughs together.

  • @hammalammadingdong6244
    @hammalammadingdong6244 2 роки тому +2

    Excellent.
    Yes, I find it both tragic and ironic that we "swear to tell the truth" with a hand on a book of mythology, magic, and tall tales.

    • @mikekaatman3194
      @mikekaatman3194 2 роки тому +1

      It is also a flagrant violation of the principle of separation of church and state.

    • @mikekaatman3194
      @mikekaatman3194 2 роки тому

      You are right there.

  • @keithreynolos1045
    @keithreynolos1045 6 років тому +17

    Dave Allen. Nobobody ever copied him. ....... The pauses... The drinks. The finger!!!!!!

  • @pokeround
    @pokeround 4 роки тому +21

    "He's talking to a woman!" ROFL.

  • @peterfranks6243
    @peterfranks6243 5 років тому +2

    I as a fellow Dub', I always loved Dave Allen...his class and style...the Dean Martin of comedy

  • @karlos1174
    @karlos1174 12 років тому +2

    This has to be up there with the best sketches ever!

  • @PhilipMcAdam
    @PhilipMcAdam 10 років тому +22

    As like Alan we are both former RCs. This is how that biblical tale should be taught. But both him and I would have been taught a less entertaining version and made to believe that it was fact. I would have remembered it better had it been told like that

  • @exsappermadman25055
    @exsappermadman25055 5 років тому +13

    This guy was at least 10 years ahead of his time, and he did this during the Irish troubles.....That took big dangly bits to do also.....

  • @bartvanleeuwen3842
    @bartvanleeuwen3842 Рік тому

    Love rewatching this over and over.

  • @denisdennehy4549
    @denisdennehy4549 4 роки тому +3

    There have been very few genius's in the world but genius fits Dave perfectly. His television sketches were hilarious and even made good catholics realise the utter ridiculousness of their beliefs. Fabulous common sense observations from the man. RIP Sir you are sorely missed.

  • @secondchance6603
    @secondchance6603 5 років тому +112

    God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. God said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with everything you say. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" The rest is history...

    • @yellowbelly58
      @yellowbelly58 4 роки тому +5

      Good humour.like it

    • @tomayre7163
      @tomayre7163 4 роки тому +3

      Bloody funny that 😂😂😂

    • @0422Juls
      @0422Juls 4 роки тому +1

      Lol yeah
      The rest is history while that is just a fabrication 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gurryshark6027
      @gurryshark6027 4 роки тому

      Thanks for this bit of humour, made my day! Being a Canuck I had the influences of early British comedy like David Allen and others but there was no CC or subtitles to help my profound hearing lost. Now I’m like a little giddy kid re-watching these British TV Like BritBox with the captions.

    • @GoldSrc_
      @GoldSrc_ 3 роки тому +4

      @@0422Juls Just about everything in the Bible is a fabrication anyway lol.

  • @sailaab
    @sailaab 2 роки тому +1

    One of the best (if not THE BEST) 10 second pause evvvver👌🏽😄🤍💙

  • @josephsaleh7433
    @josephsaleh7433 3 роки тому +3

    Dave Allen spectacular from the beginning to the end

  • @therealzilch
    @therealzilch 6 років тому +1

    Very good stuff. Thanks, Dave.

  • @melflo4651
    @melflo4651 6 років тому +5

    Why don’t we have a genius like this anymore?

  • @angeless5465
    @angeless5465 6 років тому +3

    I don't know why I can't stand any other comedians...Dave Allen is a legend!

  • @greenwich1754
    @greenwich1754 6 років тому +55

    This is absolutely hilarious - and I am a Christian.

    • @michaelharney5253
      @michaelharney5253 6 років тому +3

      Marty Howe.. God created humour.. not religions or Christianity and never wrote the Bible..

    • @pieter7722
      @pieter7722 5 років тому

      You're a PROFESSING, contemporary, carnally minded Christian.

    • @studamanduncan9728
      @studamanduncan9728 5 років тому +1

      Absolutely,me as well.

    • @johnbee3416
      @johnbee3416 4 роки тому +1

      my condolences

    • @jupitorious7925
      @jupitorious7925 4 роки тому

      You are a human

  • @frankmurphy2776
    @frankmurphy2776 Місяць тому

    Even after all these years, he still makes me laugh out loud and, imo, is still better than most. 😁😁👏👏

  • @woodjackson8424
    @woodjackson8424 3 роки тому +2

    So far ahead of his time. Incredible. Brilliant.

  • @djkoch65
    @djkoch65 13 років тому +3

    Nose-knickers...love it! Miss ya Dave!

  • @Madaboutthailand
    @Madaboutthailand 5 років тому +3

    He was absolutely brilliant, such a clever logical comedian 😂

  • @tnecklover
    @tnecklover 5 років тому

    Spectacular as always. Assuming God exists, he and Mr Allen will be having some wonderful conversations...still!

  • @ajvarable
    @ajvarable 10 років тому +14

    I LOVE IT!

    • @ajvarable
      @ajvarable 9 років тому +2

      I love Christmas because of Dave!

  • @AngryCanadian1971
    @AngryCanadian1971 11 років тому +5

    This was good. Awesome.

  • @keithreynolos1045
    @keithreynolos1045 6 років тому +4

    There's a reason why nobody ever could copy Dave Allen. Actually, there's more than 1 ! Number1! Nobody can speak in reasonable English, or Irish, so fucking rapidly, then pause! Then continue, so fucking easily! Number 2, nobody could sit on a stool, so comfortably, whilst u try to not look at his missing finger! I grew up as a little kid ,listening to this comedic champion. He epitomised the comedic pause, which most people will never understand

  • @dozog
    @dozog 4 роки тому

    Love the slow burning joke at 1:50.... Genius delivery!

  • @legion1a
    @legion1a 5 років тому

    He made me laugh out loud!
    Thanks, I enjoy laughing!

  • @LostMoonOfBumholle
    @LostMoonOfBumholle 12 років тому +3

    ".....and God is looking at him, and he sees that Adam is happy....." ( insert best EVER comedically-timed pause in a routine EVER!!)
    The genius that is and was Dave Allen. Sorely missed, but still making me laugh, and heartily at that!

  • @kyawkyawwin1
    @kyawkyawwin1 4 роки тому +14

    A much-missed comic genius.

  • @hrashid5687
    @hrashid5687 4 роки тому +2

    Love Dave Allen. Great great guy. Been watching him for so long and only just noticed his left index finger is half missing. My all time favourite comedian along with Rowan Atkinson(mr bean). Love the way he tears the religionists apart.

    • @damianodonohue6584
      @damianodonohue6584 3 роки тому

      You might be interested in the story at ua-cam.com/video/i2W_KUl-bew/v-deo.html

  • @lostintime209
    @lostintime209 3 роки тому +2

    Brilliant......

  • @ontaka5997
    @ontaka5997 2 роки тому +3

    And this is the book that when you are going to court, you place your hand upon and swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth!!
    The ending was hillarious!

  • @Alistair2348
    @Alistair2348 5 років тому +17

    That was a proper comedian, not like todays offerings who just swear and think that's funny. Personally I think it shows a lack of talent and don't bother watching them.

  • @vandonridge
    @vandonridge 14 років тому +1

    Dave is the best of them all. I miss him dearly. RIP Dave.

  • @slowmoon
    @slowmoon 2 роки тому

    Hands down the greatest 10-second pause in the history of comedy.

  • @CntrBrdr
    @CntrBrdr 13 років тому +3

    WOW THIS WAS EPIC!!!

  • @keithrich8373
    @keithrich8373 3 роки тому +4

    A master raconteur but above all else his ability to make life's little idiosyncrasies so damn funny was quite remarkable.Ypu won't see anyone else as good EVER.If a snake starts talking I will crap myself!!RIP Dave.

  • @gerryburntwood9617
    @gerryburntwood9617 2 роки тому +2

    My family were great fans of DA, and we’d watch his shows together, back in the days when famiky ate and watch telly together! He is pure comedic genius! I think present day far right evangelical Christian’s would,be offended these days about his comedy!

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 10 місяців тому

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

  • @stephanierichardson3324
    @stephanierichardson3324 5 років тому

    I'm to young to know and remember Dave Allen, but this is my favourite clip cracks me up bravo Dave Allen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂