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Trump Becoming President Is Kind Of Cool
Whether you like him or not, the fact that Trump became president is kind of cool. It means a couple things that I never thought about before, mostly...anyone really can become president!
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Відео

My Kardashian Pantry
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My wife and I had very different ideas on how to organize the pantry. I actually like the food to be visible and easy to find. My wife wants to hide all the food so that no one thinks we have any.
My Wife Has Never Mailed a Letter
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My wife is 7 years younger than me, but it feels like a lot more at times. She has never mailed a letter and thinks Lady Gaga is 'classic.' Neither are acceptable to me.
I can't win any argument with my wife
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My wife's job is way too good. She saves lives, and I write jokes. I can't win any arguments now...ever.
1st Generation American
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First track off my 5th full length special "In My Mind". I come from and immigrant home, so it's a little harder to impress my family with being a stand up comedian. I am the Greekest child though, so at least I have that.
In My Mind - FULL COMEDY SPECIAL
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My 5th full length comedy special recorded at Wiseguys Comedy Club in their Jordan Landing location. While this is the 5th album I have recorded, it is the 1st album I have ever done that is completely uncut. Nothing from this show has been taken out, altered, shortened, or adjusted in any way. It was one of the funnest sets I've ever done, and I wanted to present it in its purest form. This is...
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies would never happen.
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Horror movies are too unrealistic and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies are a perfect reason why I can't get on board with them.
"Paulished" Best of A Decade - FULL COMEDY SPECIAL
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Paul's full length comedy special of his best jokes from his first decade of comedy. He's produced for albums and this is the best of his best!
Washing Hand and Going Back to the Office
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Washing Hand and Going Back to the Office
Crowd work in Ogden got personal REAL quick
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Crowd work in Ogden got personal REAL quick
My co worker laughing at jokes is funnier than ANY joke
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My co worker laughing at jokes is funnier than ANY joke
A True Packer's Fan - Best Of A Decade
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A True Packer's Fan - Best Of A Decade
Roommates - "Best Of A Decade"
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Roommates - "Best Of A Decade"
Road Trip Snob - Best Of A Decade
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Road Trip Snob - Best Of A Decade
Sanity At Its Finest - FULL COMEDY SPECIAL
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Sanity At Its Finest - FULL COMEDY SPECIAL
Holiday Comedy Cares Set 2018
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Holiday Comedy Cares Set 2018
Crowd Work that actually broke me on stage.
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Crowd Work that actually broke me on stage.
Miracle in Modern Science
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Miracle in Modern Science
Defending your team (GO PACK GO!)
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Defending your team (GO PACK GO!)
Base Jumping Isn't For Everyon
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Base Jumping Isn't For Everyon
Tinder Time Machine
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Tinder Time Machine
Public Bathrooms and IBS
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Public Bathrooms and IBS
Greatest Olympian Ever
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Greatest Olympian Ever
The IBS Goblin
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The IBS Goblin
Baja Blast heals all wounds
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Baja Blast heals all wounds
Bumper Stickers
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Bumper Stickers
A Good Mattress Changes Everything
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A Good Mattress Changes Everything
I Got The Wrong Car
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I Got The Wrong Car
Paul Sheffield opening set at Ogden
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Paul Sheffield opening set at Ogden
Victoria's Secret V.I.P. Pass
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Victoria's Secret V.I.P. Pass

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @jasonchicoine4282
    @jasonchicoine4282 6 днів тому

    teachers get paid by their studentz grades!!!!! you teach good. good money. you dont care. you eat kraft dinner

  • @IslandKate
    @IslandKate 28 днів тому

    Trump-hating is just conditioned propaganda. I am glad Trump gets the last laugh.

  • @donnabuckalew-wagner6431
    @donnabuckalew-wagner6431 2 місяці тому

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @ntwadumela1777
    @ntwadumela1777 2 місяці тому

    31:00 ... yo... 😂😂😂

  • @donnabuckalew-wagner6431
    @donnabuckalew-wagner6431 2 місяці тому

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @chriswelsh3517
    @chriswelsh3517 2 місяці тому

    EatIng peanut butter all my life...mom used to buy it in a tub. It was bad. Then she bought bought JIF and I have seldom eaten any other. I also cannot do Peter Pan. I do prefer JIF to Skippy but that might be a bias. It has the perfect texture and taste. Great on a Ritz. Recently tried the make your own with a grinder in the store and i was shocked that i liked it so much. If you made it this far. Tell me, as an adult who eats peanut butter. Has anyone you know seen you eating it then says "You eat peanut butter...that's like kids food."?

  • @deborahdavis5378
    @deborahdavis5378 2 місяці тому

    His joke about trucks and the number to call about their driving…,I’ve done that only once, guy that was driving answered my call. 🤨

  • @salwaaj1356
    @salwaaj1356 2 місяці тому

    I feel the audience laughs easily. Or i'm down today

  • @JJoeisCooking
    @JJoeisCooking 2 місяці тому

    That's the only movie I ever walked out of.

  • @fuckgugle
    @fuckgugle 2 місяці тому

    One of my 6 vavourite comedians. EASILY!!! ;) Just kidding, I've watched your set about 5 times by now ;)

  • @TaquishaTaylor
    @TaquishaTaylor 2 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂💥

  • @JJoeisCooking
    @JJoeisCooking 2 місяці тому

    I really hate hecklers. No one comes to a comedy show to hear them.

  • @alicehrazdira
    @alicehrazdira 2 місяці тому

    Hilarious 😂

  • @wilpri
    @wilpri 2 місяці тому

    AND Tiger King's husbands were gorgeous!

  • @TaquishaTaylor
    @TaquishaTaylor 2 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂😂💥

  • @patmaccarthy2415
    @patmaccarthy2415 2 місяці тому

    Why do you scream your punchlines ?.

  • @neviyahgonzalez915
    @neviyahgonzalez915 3 місяці тому

    He reminds me of Nick Miller

  • @Tara_thatonegirl
    @Tara_thatonegirl 3 місяці тому

    Saw him in CDA last night- it was so fun

    • @ThePaulSheffield
      @ThePaulSheffield 3 місяці тому

      Hey! Thanks for coming out to the show. CDA was such a fun place to perform. I am already planning on trying to come back up next fall. Great crowd!

    • @Tara_thatonegirl
      @Tara_thatonegirl 3 місяці тому

      @ 🌲 🙌🏻

  • @snarfarpher2416
    @snarfarpher2416 3 місяці тому

    This guy is really funny to people with no wit or sense of humor. My 78 year old mother recommended this guy and I totally see why.

  • @RichardSansone-y8u
    @RichardSansone-y8u 3 місяці тому

    🎉this is julie i have ibs too ain't no picnic. Scary lol You had me with happy tears cuz you are real n humble too. Oh n funny yea can't 4get that!!😅😅!😅😅😅😅

    • @ThePaulSheffield
      @ThePaulSheffield 3 місяці тому

      thank you and I'm so sorry! I feel your pain, I promise.

  • @RichardSansone-y8u
    @RichardSansone-y8u 3 місяці тому

    Love u Paul absolutely pay the teachers a decent salary come on already!

  • @macc240038
    @macc240038 3 місяці тому

    Yes, and comics who still have it should be limited to 65 as well.

  • @CG-uc6nf
    @CG-uc6nf 3 місяці тому

    We definitely need term limits

  • @lmp8932
    @lmp8932 3 місяці тому

    How about putting Halloween and all the crap that goes with it in the trash. You can add Valentines Day and St Patrick's day to that too - the amount of rubbish generated by these pseudo 'holidays' is phenomenal.

  • @kimryan8028
    @kimryan8028 3 місяці тому

    Its religion

  • @misterghee1
    @misterghee1 3 місяці тому

    smarrrrt

  • @amanda-leemarie87
    @amanda-leemarie87 3 місяці тому

    I've said this since i was a kid! Move it to a Friday

  • @CeceliaAnderson-x1d
    @CeceliaAnderson-x1d 3 місяці тому

    let’s not do it at all

  • @xR0N1Nx
    @xR0N1Nx 3 місяці тому

    You Americans even moved Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is being thankful for the harvest, which last time i checked didn't happen in the winter, it happens in the fall

    • @RDolphin2014
      @RDolphin2014 3 місяці тому

      Winter doesn’t begin until December for us. Usually around the 20-21st.

  • @0ptimusLime
    @0ptimusLime 3 місяці тому

    Add an amendment that nobody is allowed to dress like The Crow and you have yourself a deal.

  • @neillboyz6488
    @neillboyz6488 3 місяці тому

    Good point. Walking around as the imitation of a rotting corpse doesn't scream respect for the dead to me 😂

    • @vamble363
      @vamble363 3 місяці тому

      cause thats not what its about, i forget what holiday it is, but holloween night is supposed to be the only night every year ghosts and spirits can come back into our world, so we have to dress up all scary so they go away and not stay, the day of the dead is a separate holiday

  • @djbiteme2065
    @djbiteme2065 3 місяці тому

    The president was always supposed to be a normal person, not a career politician.

  • @ynotproperties
    @ynotproperties 3 місяці тому

    Man, you are so smart. Thank you for your bliss comments.

  • @brendenhassler4613
    @brendenhassler4613 3 місяці тому

    You have to be married also!

    • @suenevin57
      @suenevin57 3 місяці тому

      No, you don’t. James Buchanan, the 15th president was never married.

  • @HobbyHobbit-ue6oi
    @HobbyHobbit-ue6oi 3 місяці тому

    You also have to have resided in the US for at least 14 years.

  • @24Deutschmark
    @24Deutschmark 3 місяці тому

    Great special. Thank you

  • @NicholasLewis-iv2qf
    @NicholasLewis-iv2qf 3 місяці тому

    To be fair Wharton school of business is classified as an Ivy League school. A lot of CEO’s of major companies went to school there.

  • @shashwatpoudel7273
    @shashwatpoudel7273 3 місяці тому

    What i learned from this is that anyone can be stand up comic. You don't have to be funny

    • @randytrimble3493
      @randytrimble3493 3 місяці тому

      @shashwatpoudel please let us know when you are on stage next.

  • @d.ac.h6605
    @d.ac.h6605 3 місяці тому

    The HR bit , I had a support user that I looked after who used to slap my arse all the time , the other workers used to get annoyed, I didñt bother as I wasn't gay or sexually thrilled about it , was the same as a slap on the back

  • @YoungPrince
    @YoungPrince 3 місяці тому

    Exactly cannot be over 65 😂😂

  • @carolemascarini2036
    @carolemascarini2036 3 місяці тому

    Love Pail Sheffield❤❤❤❤ Funniest comedian I've seen in a long, long time. Great material, great timing, fantastic delivery!😂😂 Hoping to see lots more of him!❤🤣🤣

  • @mr.romero4799
    @mr.romero4799 3 місяці тому

    Trump went to Fordham University & Wharton School (University of Pennsylvania) and got his Bachelor Degree in Economics.

    • @synckar6380
      @synckar6380 3 місяці тому

      I've always thought that every president had to have college level education of government or politics. Not as in they were trying to be President out of the gate but at least have law or something.

    • @mr.romero4799
      @mr.romero4799 3 місяці тому

      @@synckar6380 Yea, you would think huh lol

    • @jyobrix4720
      @jyobrix4720 3 місяці тому

      Who cares

  • @rickcullarn1347
    @rickcullarn1347 3 місяці тому

    Good Chat !

  • @JoeHamilton-j6y
    @JoeHamilton-j6y 3 місяці тому

    When Costco first opened muffins where in cardboard with heat shrink wrap. Years later plastic .

  • @lyndseyaston2983
    @lyndseyaston2983 3 місяці тому

    Great show, laughed ao hard. Thank you!!

  • @BoogieOogieWoogie
    @BoogieOogieWoogie 4 місяці тому

    I keep trying to watch your comedy because you're funny, but I just can't get past the phony sounding laughter - completely ruins it for me.

  • @hedonismbot-hp9ii
    @hedonismbot-hp9ii 4 місяці тому

    2,50 XD

  • @tripduece2055
    @tripduece2055 4 місяці тому

    Damn Hulu is $18.99 now

  • @d.ac.h6605
    @d.ac.h6605 4 місяці тому

    The free refill popcorn is why women bring hairspray in their handbags ,just keep emptying into the handbag and spray the X to remove it 😏

  • @chopstiik
    @chopstiik 4 місяці тому

    Wrong administration lmao unless this is old