Slavic Girl Meets Georgian Man
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- Опубліковано 3 лип 2019
- 🇬🇪 We had travelled up through the hills on an old bus to reach the town go Chiatura which was famous for its Soviet cable cars, something I had always wanted to do. But when we got there we found out some bad news. So instead we went out for a wander around town to meet some locals.
The only reason the guy kisses Bald is so he has an excuse to kiss Elena next. Sneaky guy.
Llllmmmmaaaaaoooo
You mean Alina?
Sneaky fella
facts
😂😂 so you figured that out too huh 😜
No matter where on the planet, how different the culture, the local drunk man never chaanges
That's not true. Sometimes they're violent.
Men will be men.
Haha
@@TheOldAmishMan oh man in vietnam alot of drunk people if u stare at them the start cussing at your as
That's Eastern Europe. Drunk men.
I love how Bald instantly gravitates towards the town drunks
Comes naturally 😊🤗🤗
I've only watched a few and you're 100% right
@@gewglesux 😂😂😂😜😜😜
No idea what u say. He is a drunk too
@@gewglesux hes an alcoholic, my wife doesn't really like him because of his booze problems
You could not have picked a better person to do these videos with she is beautiful and happy! Always walking around with a smile on her face
Just like a British girl 🤣
Normal person : that's old fridge
Bald : soviet fridge
Lol
Our fridge
😂😂😂😂✌
Comrade what are you saying? it's our fridge sharing is caring.
Old? This is a new and cutting-edge piece of Soviet technology!
The moment the guy said he's a good man, I knew he wants to do something with the girl. I'm Hungarian and I was a bartender for 4 years. When an old man says he's a good man, RUN! 😂
Barbara Melkvi lol
He was overwhelmed!
LOL!!!!
Maybe another reason could be that you only like bad boys!! ...i'm sorry i just couldn't let this joke go by! Greetz from Holland
Barbara Melkvi You’re probably right. A drunk man that’s telling girls he’s a good man.. most likely he isn’t one.
A good man doesn’t need to say he’s a good man..
To all the people calling alina a gold digger, no GOLD DIGGER would travel to these absurd ,beautiful but absurd places with this man like ffs this girl traveled to mauritiana with him! She just genuinely loves to travel, she's so full of life. Amazing woman!
The people who say things like that are just unsuccessful with women. They need to vent somewhere. Alina knew me long before I had a pot to piss in.
no offence, B&B but no gold digger would select a guy who clearly has no 'gold' to dig.. she's genuine, and she's hot as hell.. done!
@@tonyclifton265 She is playfull and I can see she loves him.
@@baldandbankrupt I've only been watching your channel since the BBC reported that you'd been arrested but all I can say is you have a fk ton of confidence and chrism. I'm not shocked if she's fallen for you
I hope you are dating her! She's a doll, always laughing at your silliness, in good spirits, but has the street smarts that you need traveling as much as you do. You both really jive together and it's cool to see. Does she have any sisters?? :P
4:31 the cashier telling his husband: *HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS" - was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh, thanks for the translation
His?
@@AnonYmous-hj1nu her*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A normal person: 'a snail'
Bald: 'a Soviet snail'
🤣
lmfao
Lmao i died at that one
To be fair to bald, he did say '...a Georgian turd...' at one point.
I guffawed at this line
Slavic girl meets georgian man, i swear all video titles on bald's channel remind me of brazzers titles
And then an upskirt at the end :D
Got me dead
I read it as slave girl.i clicked on stat.
You know what I love, the fact bald tags these comment xD
@@BOBtoper this is true, porn is a big problem also teenagers are hooked with it and its destroying our brains, yet nobody talks about this
Visiting Georgia two years ago was the best trip of my life, or one of the very best 💙💛💚incredibly warm people everywhere we went made it so special. Also, the beauty of this country is breathtaking, the architecture is mind blowing, the food is superb, and I could go on and on. So happy to watch this episode and go back to the memories of my trip.
If, I were with you, I would bring the girl home. What a Charmer!
Would I have a difficult time since I don't speak any Russian?
@@ark9833 you can get by without Russian - only older generation speaks Russian anyway. Most youngsters speak decent English and most people in tourism industry speak some amount of English. Senior people prob won’t speak any English, but I am sure it’s possible to find a way to communicate if you have to.
Georgian dark humor: "Stalin was a Georgian, and he went to Moscow and shot everyone! Hahahaha!" 😂😂😂
That was epic😀
he is proud of it☝🏻Stalin's real surname Dzhugashvili 😉and he is not a georgian but a mountain Jew, georgians have such names called 《tat》
like the real name of Lenin 👉🏻 Ulyanov and the real name of Trotsky 👉🏻Bronstein ....Russians ruled Russia until 1917 after only jews...
Georgian wisdom more like.
@@user-akades1 was Stalin a Jew? I thought he was educated in an Orthodox seminary
So things we discovered in this episode.
SOVIET DOG
SOVIET FRIDGE
SOVIET SNAIL
SOVIET GRASS
WOOOW SOVIET AAAIRRRR
Also Soviet Toilet, Soviet mirror
The 'How to get molested by pissed Georgian man' lesson was in there, too
Soviet cow
and the Soviet sink at the Soviet bus stations Soviet toilet
"Soviet snail."
You're obsessed.
He's taking the micky out of us taking the micky
I cracked up when he said that 😂
JP Rough that's a lot of mickies being taken
Stop it comrads lol
Last video there was a soviet spoon and curtains
Glad I stayed right until the end... the view from that building was superb!
Yes that was a really great view.
You’re meaning the Soviet ladder of course…😉😁👍
Best bonus content for the viewer that watches all the way until the end of the video EVER!
Here in the UK we call that an Easter Egg
I watched it several times….Because I have an interest in old Soviet ladders. 😍👌😁
"Slavic Girl Meets Georgian Man"
Bald: nervous sweating
Georgian man:
Inebriated sweating
The dude's got hair, the competition is real
VargVikernes4Pres oucchhhh. 😂😂😂
Comments are on legend level
Vadim Propeleyentev sounds like a pornhub video title
7:11
Elena : A snail
Bald : *A SOVIET SNAIL*
Snail has a secret microphone that is recording the locals.
As a russian im offended
@@aleph_rose You speak as tho you have pride and are a representative, yet do not capitalize the first letter of your country name, you are the offender here.
@@9dc956 Umm i think you didnt get the joke orrr you even didnt understand that i was making a joke
Alina, not Elena
Thanks for sharing your journeys with us. Because of you, Ive decided to hit the road, beginning locally , then go from there. Charm, charisma, and down to earth vibes you give off makes the whole experience really nice.
did you travel anywhere yet? :D
@@majmunko23 Hey there, thanks for asking :)
So far Ive mapped over 750 miles from homebase. The pandemic hasnt made it any easier but people in general are relaxing more. Most that I have met seem less inhibited and almost eager lol.
Damn it, I grew up in Chiatura and the place didn't look so brutal to me back then 😁
I've been there. It does have a certain charm haha. Not sure I'd want to grow up there though
@Vincent Moon You wouldn't want to grow up there, especially back in 90s. Trust me, been there, done that 😁
Nodar chill 😄🥰
@@metroid147 შენ შეგეცი :D
@@NodaMixMusicTM been there, done that
რა ტკივილი იგრძნობა ამ სიტყვებში -:))))))))))))))))))))
ასეთი რა გადაგხდა hahaha
Bald, my dad is currently very sick and your videos give me a distraction. Thank you for making this a little easier for me ❤️
@@shivamgandotra5968 lmao spotted the pajeet
@@jackforpresident22at least Shivam wished the father well....more than the rest of you did...
Hope he gets better soon. All the best to you both 🙏🏻
@@shivamgandotra5968 Pathetic loser!
you want to be rich european guys servant too?
"Prickly little buggers, slippery little suckers"
- Mr Bald 2019
Lmfaoo i caught that too
Spitting them sick bars
'Slippery Suckers'
Bald ft. Alinachick
@@tomwalsh7367 Needs to happen
Thanks for your uploads, I love them! Keep up the great work!
Love you Bald and Elina, thanks for bringing me through some depression here, favourite youtube channel. Hope to meet you one day mate.
"Soviet snail" almost had me spit out my drink.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I had just eaten way to much to be laughing that hard, almost had to call a do over
Mike kirock I hope he does it by purpose, its so funny and if it’s not by purpose this guy is already a legend but that would make him an absolute legend 😂 he could easily find a bottle of water and call it “soviet water”
The snail 🐌 😂
Now the most famous Soviet Snail in the world.
So for no apparent reason I've decided to count the number of times Mr. Bald says _Soviet_ in every episode.
This episode - *25*
try the hotel soviet one xd
I've decided to do a recount of your count for no apparent reason, and I have to disagree it was 25.
@@maxweiss1597 Well that will be useless since I can only count upto 100.
@@theprodigy4592 I have decided to recheck the recheck and I agree. Thank you for your contribution to the society. Lenin rests peacefully in his grave because of soldiers like you.
@@maxweiss1597 I already counted the soviet Hotel one
Should bring Alina to more of your travels! She is just like a little bright light in many of these grim places!
She hasn't been in his videos in ages
@@Lshadows13 Why is that?
@@monsesh1316 I don't know
Bald: "We found a Soviet (Insert name of literally any object)"
I have to stop his vids now read blad instead of bald
All soviet everything
A SOVIET WOMAN!!!!!!!
No one:
Bald men: SOVIET TOILET PAPER
I didn't see paper. Was there paper?
I didn't see an old Sears catalog either.
It's called newspaper.
No one:
This guy: im gonna make a no one joke again
All bald men
Soviet snail got me laughing
Normal snail minding its own business
Bold : Soviet Snail
Snail *sings* : Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Goodness gracious!
I've got no idea what that means but I'm laughing my ass off.
I'm dying
@@kduhtdkzrt It's the first few words of the national anthem of the USSR
Soviet snail trail...
What a joy she is. Reminds me of some girls ive met on my travels! Love your videos baldy!
Youre videos are amazing man... watched allmost all your episodes in one Day.
7:10 Legends say, that the soviet snail was on that door from the beginning till to the end of the soviet union!
~Soviet union national anthem blares~
True Gopnik snails remember this.
Nonsense. If it really was THAT snail, the Soviet Union would still exist...kind of like the legend of the ravens at the Tower of London.
@@goodnamesareallgone1 r/wooooshhhh
Nice camera angle at the end Mr Bald, sneaky little bugger.
Never seen a ass before ?
@ Thank you for sharing your perspective! Sometimes these travel videos can give the impression that everything in a certain area or country is all the same, but it's not!
We need more soviet ladders with Alina on top 😁
@ ur full of shit
@ you are right. this video has a lot of misleading infos about georgia and georgian people
back in soviet times the soviet snails used to have the hammer and sickle on them
How this bloke has never been mugged is a fucking miracle.
He probably has
We don't see the videos of muggings, as the thief has the camera.
pretty sure he has a whole bunch of times
A Soviet mugging!
That old fella is thirsty, and im not talking about beer.
Ofc he is lmao hes is drunk asf and lives in that little town his whole life lol
Thirsty is an American thing. Girls in countries like these will bend over of a man tells them too
@@JustinAbroad ??? You dont know what youre talking about so please stop spreading bs like this
Fuck u mind 🤣🤣
Who can blame him? Go to 4:06 and look at her sexy body.
Soviet snail, one of the lesser known marvel super villains
Lol
hahaha
Harry Neuer 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
amazing content, you are really close to the people. Respect for your work
I love this channel, the simplest things are sometimes the most interesting, keep it up Mr.Bald👍
Watched till the end - was not disappointed :D
thanks for the heads up. :)
It was delightful. They need to go to beach in crimea crack out the swimwear. Baldy will look dashing
@Kein Islam Kein Problem Technically second world
yes, the very end was a nice treat
same here.india was the next video
Absolutely nobody:
UA-cam recommendation algorithm : Slavic girl Meets Georgian Man
@Vagabonder Never too late! If he likes the content then he'll have quite some catching up to do and it will be an amazing ride. If he doesnt, he doesnt.
Just discovered your from my home town! Been watching several of your vids. Very good, keep it up.
whenever I see Georgian writing I think of lord of the rings. It is like reading elvish language. Georgians even had their own Sauron (Stalin)
Stalin 🤣🤣🤣
Stalin is not a sauron
Stalin fucked nazis - whole Europe - he is a legend 😊
As a georgian i approve this,plus sauron's saruman was lavrenty beria.even worse than Stalin.he was so evil that after stalin died,new soviet leaders tried to erase that guy from the existence,just look up the guy
More like Saruman. A traitor corrupted by the temptations of power.
The old guy laughing about Stalin being a genocidal maniac made my day
Haha yeah
I love how casually he talks about it
He killed lots of Rusians. Thats ok whith Georgians.
@@emilduda3816 lmao he killed Georgians too
@@MD-gu9nt As I'm from Poland, I know something from people who use to live during WWII.
Awesome, a brand new episode of the Bald and the Beautiful for my evenings viewing
I loved that last shot, thank you x
I love what you do, you inspire me to learn more Russian, perhaps someday (soon) we shall speak. Continue to have a blessed life, the world is a beautiful place if your understand it (more).
Normal person: *_breaths in_*
Bald: all this soviet air
ooo cmon maaaan, don't you ever heard it ? this is called soviet disease and mr. bald on level 3. i feel sorry for him :(((
oh look ! a soviet snail lmao
That drunk guy had a loooot to say but his knowledge of Russian betrayed him. He really regretted missing Russian classes at school :)
Ha ha ha ha! 100%
Man, I'm totally addicted to this guy. If I was a woman I'd be going everywhere with him. :)
I love how he travels. A risk taker, but not ridiculous, super friendly and kind and never forgets to appreciate warm friendly and helpful people. And he is knowledgeable and likes traveling on the cheap.
Are you a confused child? If so, we can make that dream a reality.
I love the show, it's great and you are a great host. Subscribed.
"Stalin went to Moscow, and then he shot everyone." Most succinct summary of the Soviet Union I have ever heard.
hum rum... Seu otário!
@@carneirouece oxe kkkkkkkk do nada alguém q fala português aqui
Brasil em peso kkkkkk
@@joaopedrogarcia527 né ashashsah
And than he starts to laugh hahahahahahhaha 😂👍
1:04 The yellow tag on a dog's ear means that it sterilized, same in Russia, it doesn't mean the dog without a tag will get a bullet, it will be captured and sterilized.
This is how the control of the homeless dog population works in this places.
busthebest pretty smart
busthebest it means they have a rabbies shot.
also, vaccinated
For all the action I've had recently I'd be as well having one of them.
@@andrew_owens7680 In Texas they have to have a yellow tag, and it has to hang lowest. How big is the problem, really, compared to - say - the problems caused by contaminated water, no universal health cover, no federal hurricane cover, terrible food and (in my view) crazy gun laws.
Bald you are so lovely how you treat everyone, no wonder they all want to hug you!
I can't stop watching these videos
"Her first make out in Chiatora"
WHAT! You haven't kissed her since you got here?
"Maybe not her last"
Awww you dawg.
bakersmileyface bald is a hound dog smh
bakersmileyface he ain’t nothing but a hound dog who’s saying Soviet all the time
what a player
_A root around, for those who don't know English slang, it's kind of just having like a little nosy about._
Explaining English slang with English slang, nice mate :P
To root around in Australian English slang is something very different.
To _rota runt_ means to _snoka_
Sounds about british
@@mborder8428 Yes. Fucking.
Loved this!! Hope you have more :)
Elena looks like she is so fun and would be so fun to hang out with. My great grandfather was Czech I would love to see these countries.
No one gonna mention the absurd Georgian beauty at 3:04 ?? She is stunning
The girl in green is pretty cute as well..
Seeing how they look when they become older isn't really tempting
Hei Sann u and ur people wouldnt look different
Very pretty
@Dong Dong Not average in that country
Alina gonna be responsible for some old Georgian men having heart attacks.😂
@kopytek36 she's a 9+ anywhere! Such a sweetie... and of course, those abs!
🤣😂😉😍💙
I once was in Amish country, but in a normal town. I was standing near the library when a beautiful woman, dressed to the nines with heels and a short skirt, walked up the steps and an old Amish guy riding his bike turned to spy and he hit the curb and tumbled over. LOL
@@The_Gallowglass it was better in the 1800s lol
He sure found a gem meeting Alina
I have to say that I really loved the ending. How it ended, was spectacular!
Nice bonus up short at the end 😍🙌🏼
Having a 'root around' is English slang for having a 'nosey about'
Yeh I'm not sure that's gonna help anyone
Dam you beat me too it 😂
I prefer : ont mooch
@@ShitStainedBallSack Avin a gander
In New Zealand n Aussie ‘a root’ is what that old guy in the bar had planned for Alina.
@@TheDonnyOne sneaky in a shifty
"Good beer, and nicer people"
*literally 10 seconds later*
*same man tries to molest Bald's girlfriend*
still friendlier than people in brighton so hes right haha
Girlfriend?
f people in Brighton aren’t that bad wetherspoons on north street is great haha
@@fingmoron people in brighton are friendly in a different way
@@patrickblunden1998 Sorta kidding, I go there often decent amount of mates there (will probs be there for a week or so in a few weeks time) . Just very overpriced and not a lot of friendliness to strangers etc. Used to the north tho I guess.
"a root-around is English slang for a nosey-about"
Thanks, that's helpful.
Root is Aussie for a shag, so I bet there's some confusion when they hear a Brit say root around.
It comes from animals like wild boars that have tusks that they use to dig around in the ground for food. Rooting around comes from maybe the roots of plants that are in the ground, or from route which is the path that you are traveling on. So to route around is to use different paths to go traveling down, aka exploring.
as an American, i am still not sure what that means.
@@nn-dj2nu Mooch about !
@@westboundbadger 🤔🙃
I live in the USA
north Mississippi (Pontotoc)
I love your videos!
Keep up the awesome work!
Bald: Soviet snail
Snail: Hello comrade!
😂😂
Snail: " Comrade Bald, you wanna join me and seize the means of production?"
*tovarish
Never been to this part of Atlanta
I have no idea what the context is, but that just made me bust my ass laughing
nomadben Atlanta GEORGIA 🤣🤣
You meant Detroit ?!?!?
The old Soviet district
Hahahahaaaa
i love the architecture in the last couple of seconds of the video. Amazing
From now on I watch all your videos to the bloody end😂
One of the secrets of why he gets on so well with the locals is that he speaks the universal language of the former USSR, which appears to be alcohol.
so true, more like a universal language of all countries
8:54 "We don't need to risk our lives for content."
I see this is a pre-Bolivia video.
😂😂
😂😂😂
hahahaha
pre sinaloa aswell..
10:21 Alina had made a scary suicide trick! Foolish!!! If train starts it would be tragedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Having a beautiful inquisitive travel companion makes these trips all the more enjoyable I imagine
Nice! Interesting! Now we know something more for Georgia! Thank you! Blagodaram! Regards from Macedonia!
*S O V I E T S N A I L*
nnet its warsaw's snail
No one:
Bald: A SOVJET FRIDGE!!!
a soviet toilet, a soviet toilet worker, a soviet snail, a soviet wooden toilet door, a soviet mirror, a soviet town and even more
Good exploration of Georgia. Would be nice to see more or historic places.
Such great content from Benjamin and Alina.
My dad is Georgian and the part of the long toasts is sooo true! One time he was making a toast on New Years and it was already past 12 when he finished! We missed the countdown because of his toast LOL
Georgian toast is more important than New Years countdown trust me :P
I went to Georgia with my Georgian friend. They sure know how to drink over there.. His dad told me that back in the days of the USSR, they traveled to Prague with a business delegation and they emptied a restaurants wine cellar. The restaurant had to get bottles from the place across the street :D I had a few dinners with his family and boy.. the toasting is taken seriously, I got instructions though and wasn't a total embarrassment. They had some 'black wine', which is apparently good for the health, but shouldn't be taken in abundance. Any idea what that might've been? I also remember the homemade 'cognac', which was incredibly strong, but super pure.. apparently filtered with ashes and milk to take out all the impurities. Great stuff :)
They call the guy that makes the toast Tamuda
Watching these videos makes me want more out of my life, thank you for spreading such kindness and joy.
And that's such a positive comment,
Go for it, you don't get a second chance and you cant take material wealth with you.
Watching these videos makes me want a Georgian girlfriend.
Im so addicted to this channel, Bald and Alina are superstars!
love this guy . . . he’s old AND young . . . Super cool thankser
That local guy was a trip. He's drunk in the middle of the afternoon, beer spilled on his shirt, stumbling around kissing everyone. It's 5 o'clock somewhere!
When y were buying a beer somone said "what a beautiful girl, what is she doing with that bald" 😂😂
lol really?
@@afaydilek No, all the woman said was "what a beautiful girl"
@@afaydilek yep 😂😂😂 Bald ppl arnt seen as a an handsome in georgia 😂😂
@daniel ndungutripp 4:57 there's the clout chaser 😆😆😆😆😂😂
@@antigov5275 15:43 theres the clout chaser lmao
In Wellington (NZ) some houses use cable cars to get up and down from their house for daily things, it was super cool to see but since the houses are built on such steep hills they need them, very cool seeing new and old cable cars set up for peoples daily use!
Great blog seeing other parts of the world last bit was the best the ladder 😳👍🏻🇬🇧
“Soviet Snail” is going to be my new band name
Or the BC Slugs
I can’t blame that old guy. How often will a girl like Alina waltz into town. Probably most fun he’s had all year.
She is such a typical eastern slavic girl that is crazy. As a Ukrainian, I can say she fits most stereotypes and is very representative.
@@arturturkevych3816 Very skinny too, which is also typically Slavic fashion.
@@arturturkevych3816i was in ukraine few times and every single girl has FAKE LIPS OR FAKE BOOBS OR BOTH-just making selfies and have snobby face looking for somebody buy them drink.. never saw them climbing the roofs, sneaking to sanatoriums or stuck in the fence..this girl is natural pretty and wild in some way
@@hermanLeen yeah. And that body shape needs no diet due to genetics. Tall and skinny.
There are some things which are timeless across all of humanity, no matter the language or culture. And that is giving cheers over beer, smiles and handshaking. I love it
watched till the end, and im so happy i did
Nobody :
*Mr. bald : soviet snail*
''Stalin then went to Moscow...and then he shot everyone'' lmao thats the best description of soviet union I've heard!
funny how they laughed after that (actaully it's not funny, but still funny :) lol
This is the best description of the Soviet Union for those who believe in capitalist propaganda. :-) 70% of Russians consider Stalin the best leader of all time. And we are sure that Stalin was kind and merciful.
@@andrejsokolov9431 Thank you! We have to do counter-propaganda on every video about USSR or communism, it's tiring
@@Nclm1 I think that the end of this video is a good example of opposing Western propaganda: Vile bloody communist maniacs built a toilet in Chiatura 30 years ago, provided water and electricity, repaired and washed this toilet. Since then, the beautiful, honest, democratic, liberal, pro-Western government of Georgia has turned off water, electricity, and stole the pan. However, this Soviet toilet continues to serve people. :-)
@@andrejsokolov9431 Well, if elderlies who grew up in Moldova and lived there their entire life regret the Soviet regime (despite its flaws), it must not have been as dreadful as all the liberals say.
Alina is so chill, lovely girl. Good relaxed company for you Bald.
wow un autre québécois
@@SkyblueAviation 😄
@@SkyblueAviation vive le QC
That’s how they all are at first 😝
@Königstiger مقداد lol k at least 3 people agree with me
We love Alina!! Amazing person
How you're so charismatic is beyond me. Truly amazing guy.
I would like an origin story for Baldy
If I just had 10% of his charisma
''Her first make out in Chiatura... maybe not her last''
Yeah we know Bald, we know...;)
Bald "Are u ready for a trip to the mountains?"
Girl: "Yes I am wearing my hot pants and skimpy top"
Hey, it's a sub-tropical region..😄
@@noahcarver6072 it’s temperate man and Georgia has got polar tundra and polar frost parts and temperature in winter is -20, -30 in some cities
@@kavkazec9108 but it wasn't in winter and he already said it was humid