The Big Gulp Monologue

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  • Опубліковано 25 кві 2009
  • Ellen discusses the Gulp, Big Gulp and Double Big Gulp
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  • @LucyDelSarto
    @LucyDelSarto 11 років тому

    Hilarious! Thanks Ellen..."this coffee mug is bigger than my head!" lol

  • @soulshaker205
    @soulshaker205 14 років тому

    This is by far the best monologue!

  • @Julester27
    @Julester27 14 років тому

    Favorite. Monologue. Ever.

  • @scottappleton123
    @scottappleton123 11 років тому

    I'm from the UK and when I was in the US I used to get Double Gulp Gatorade. It was EPIC!

  • @leo-vr4yr
    @leo-vr4yr 12 років тому

    LOL we have like five 7 11s in my town, and my friend owns one, so we always go there and get double gulps!!! I can't believe Ellen didn't discover the gulps till now!

  • @LolPhi
    @LolPhi 11 років тому

    When I watch Ellen's show, I always end up having a gust of laughter!!

  • @dancer4life077
    @dancer4life077 12 років тому

    "I call this 3 weeks in the desert" hahahaha ellen is the best!

  • @MaddieEP101
    @MaddieEP101 12 років тому

    "I call this three weeks in the desert" hahahaha

  • @emgirl517
    @emgirl517 12 років тому

    i almost peed my pants watching this sooo funny!!! I love ellen!!!!

  • @The101Rurple
    @The101Rurple 12 років тому

    It's the coffee cup that got me into hysterics, I wish she was on more in England! She's so awesome!

  • @glambertsmiler513
    @glambertsmiler513 11 років тому

    This is one of the funniest videos of ellen

  • @youshouldspeaknowXD
    @youshouldspeaknowXD 12 років тому

    can't get enough of ellen

  • @dani68725
    @dani68725 12 років тому

    Holy hell… The smallest of those is the same size as the biggest in Australia… That's insane!

  • @Saborabi
    @Saborabi 15 років тому

    best monologue ever

  • @JoelBrewton
    @JoelBrewton 12 років тому

    I nearly died when she pulled out the vodka!

  • @gintareamb
    @gintareamb 12 років тому

    Yeah exactly! I watch all these shows and then go to a local place to get a "regular" coffee or whatever, and it's like 3 gulps :)

  • @akashiro1287
    @akashiro1287 11 років тому

    I want that mug! :D

  • @Huddy22009
    @Huddy22009 12 років тому

    The largest size we have in Canada is the Big Gulp, the Gulp is a medium, and the small (which is $0.99) is a little smaller than the Gulp. In McDonalds in the States, the small size cup is a Canadian large.

  • @CyclopsDragon
    @CyclopsDragon 12 років тому

    I live in Canada, and my school's music program trip this past November was to Boston. I went to get Fast Food one evening, and unknowingly ordered a large Diet Coke.
    40oz.
    Absolutely absurd.

  • @stakahishi8
    @stakahishi8 12 років тому

    "This is bigger than my head" lol

  • @ikywTROUBLE
    @ikywTROUBLE 11 років тому

    idk ellen thx now im craving for a big gulp.

  • @Nelybeans
    @Nelybeans 12 років тому

    Which is why, in America, we have a city nicknamed the city that never sleeps.

  • @thenicolcervantes
    @thenicolcervantes 12 років тому

    I used the ultimate gulp for a road trip... It lasted me the entire time I drove to Florida and I still had some leftover, and it takes 8 hours to get to Orlando

  • @Giggidygiggidy12
    @Giggidygiggidy12 12 років тому

    Ellen is pure comedic genius

  • @CutieCupcake32
    @CutieCupcake32 12 років тому

    What channel name is she on? I can only watch it on UA-cam cuz I don't know what channel she is on

  • @alexb8737
    @alexb8737 12 років тому

    some of the audience are so serious... if i was there, well, i'd be like i am right now. laugh my a** off. Love you Ellen

  • @katjagellonika
    @katjagellonika 12 років тому

    Same in Sweden!

  • @992kirky
    @992kirky 12 років тому

    I have a coffee cup like that, don't use it for coffee as I hate coffee. I fill it with water and take it outside with me if I'm gonna be out for a while as it stays cold.
    I bought the double gulp and filled it with water also as I don't drink pop. I drink a lot of water though(15-17 bottles of water a day). In Canada it's $3:25 for the double gulp

  • @jhardy952
    @jhardy952 14 років тому

    they hav a super big gulp too

  • @Bluduckie222
    @Bluduckie222 10 років тому

    I had a Technology teacher, that would bring in one of those GIANT plastic mugs full of Dr. Pepper daily. and he would refill it at his lunch break...

  • @kooki85
    @kooki85 11 років тому

    Big gulp cup, lots of ice water and lime slices. Perfect for a hot day.

  • @castrosux94
    @castrosux94 12 років тому

    i only get the bigger sizes when i go on long car trips…like going up the up the block.

  • @starlitzz
    @starlitzz 12 років тому

    @Catherine Maughn Right!

  • @NailsBuiltDifferent
    @NailsBuiltDifferent 11 років тому

    THAT MUG lmaoooooooooooo

  • @tearcatcher24
    @tearcatcher24 12 років тому

    Omo~ I can't even finish a 16oz! Here in the Philippines, they've introduced smaller sizes

  • @Kkkkevsto
    @Kkkkevsto 12 років тому

    an "empty stomach" is the size of an adult fist but can easily expand to 2-3 times that size so you're both right.

  • @GlitterAndMetal
    @GlitterAndMetal 12 років тому

    The smallest cup is larger than the largest cup I find in my country. The large cup has the size of a big soda bottle.

  • @noooo6969
    @noooo6969 12 років тому

    This is bigger than my head .. !

  • @Bellabubbles
    @Bellabubbles 12 років тому

    Here in Australia you can get a 711 slurpee that's about 40-45oz... yeah!

  • @kak10053
    @kak10053 12 років тому

    My seventh grade teacher had that giant coffee mug and would fill it up every morning. He was always a little off though.

  • @SpammingMonkey
    @SpammingMonkey 9 років тому +2

    She forgot the Super Big Gulp

  • @marleeand
    @marleeand 11 років тому

    0:55 does it seem like they are clapping really* fast?

  • @savannahmclean7838
    @savannahmclean7838 12 років тому

    Now they have a super gulp or super double.

  • @tvland100
    @tvland100 11 років тому

    This was before the MEGA gulp.

  • @szalayisti
    @szalayisti 10 років тому

    Advertisement done right!

  • @Isabella95K
    @Isabella95K 12 років тому

    the audience's cheer is so high-pitched

  • @MrPantherBH1
    @MrPantherBH1 11 років тому

    My grandma can drink probably 1-3 of those "Ultimate Gulp's" a day...

  • @LadyLulubell12
    @LadyLulubell12 12 років тому

    After I saw this, I cannot buy the bigger drinks now, unless I am going on a long car trip... Even though I only drink Diet Sodas.

  • @fayechamberlain226
    @fayechamberlain226 12 років тому

    One does not simply watch one Ellen video!

  • @reballare
    @reballare 11 років тому

    Im from the UK and visited the US. I dont know how someone is physically able to drink what is essentially a bucket of soda. Its fucking mental.

  • @annabm91
    @annabm91 11 років тому

    Ron Weasley, is that you? LOL

  • @kellybettes
    @kellybettes 12 років тому

    I ALMOST PEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @KristinMoran
    @KristinMoran 12 років тому

    It's not actually a coffee cup. It's an insulated cup for cold beverages.

  • @jinglebearr
    @jinglebearr 12 років тому

    I noticed that. I was so pissed off when I was there and wanted a medium coke at McDonalds and they gave me the American equivalent of a small. LIKE WAT.

  • @nicki87654321
    @nicki87654321 12 років тому

    Thumbs up if you love ellen! I laughed so hard i cried

  • @ninjatuna_14
    @ninjatuna_14 12 років тому

    That is true...

  • @Nelybeans
    @Nelybeans 12 років тому

    Tell that to the boy's gym teacher at my school.

  • @ZeidGho
    @ZeidGho 12 років тому

    our heart is the of our fist, not stomach..

  • @iamadiehardtwihard
    @iamadiehardtwihard 12 років тому

    yeah, thank god

  • @TheAdidonaella
    @TheAdidonaella 11 років тому

    this woman is the best anti depressant. i love her.

  • @sun_rose123
    @sun_rose123 12 років тому

    OMG I laught so hard!!!

  • @ohbbybbyily
    @ohbbybbyily 12 років тому

    Wow ok not ALL of the the places in the U.S sell those sizes.. i've only seen the first 2 sizes

  • @Sarahpark6
    @Sarahpark6 12 років тому

    Ellen! I need to go to bed!

  • @kylereggin
    @kylereggin 12 років тому

    awsome 7/11 love that store i go to it all the time for tho drinks

  • @miamivicepastels83
    @miamivicepastels83 12 років тому

    yes i love it! lol!!!

  • @GuardedPillow1
    @GuardedPillow1 12 років тому

    I lost it at 2:02

  • @mailmantaran
    @mailmantaran 12 років тому

    "Big gulps huh? Well, cya later!"

  • @tedsrunescape
    @tedsrunescape 15 років тому

    mamama poker face lol

  • @tigerlily9938
    @tigerlily9938 13 років тому

    I would be peeing till the end of my days if I drank the small one hhaha

  • @pilotland
    @pilotland 12 років тому

    I'm skinny as hell, and don't really have to worry about calories or anything, so gaining weight isnt a problem!

  • @Ryunbi
    @Ryunbi 11 років тому

    I really really couldn't understand when I visited the USA. I just simply order a big glass of coke and then that the bloody giant double gulp showed up on my face. Let's just face it, folks. it's really mental.

  • @detori1980
    @detori1980 11 років тому

    too funny

  • @babygirlmd15
    @babygirlmd15 12 років тому

    they were created that big for truckers! so they can travel long distances without stopping to get a drink :) these were not meant to drink all at once in one sitting

  • @ninjatuna_14
    @ninjatuna_14 12 років тому

    I think our stomach is maybe the size of 2 fists

  • @jackdoble2
    @jackdoble2 11 років тому

    i would drink a fucking TANK of dr. pepper if i could...

  • @donovancruz7058
    @donovancruz7058 11 років тому

    Love ellen

  • @blueishmonkey1
    @blueishmonkey1 12 років тому

    Welcome to America!

  • @AngstyLady
    @AngstyLady 11 років тому

    Another way to save money is to go online and read the content from your favorite magazines that way, if you really care about that shit. who knows, perhaps they'll lose money and will be forced to shut down. I wouldn't mind that at all for most of those tabloids

  • @reballare
    @reballare 11 років тому

    That's fine. No problem.

  • @SuperHorrorfan123
    @SuperHorrorfan123 12 років тому

    you can put a fax machine!!! lol

  • @clanerp
    @clanerp 14 років тому

    I drank a double gulp.
    :D

  • @HannahRulzzzzzz
    @HannahRulzzzzzz 11 років тому

    the gulp is bigger than a large here omg

  • @glossyQueenB
    @glossyQueenB 11 років тому

    i never drink soda. I can't have caffeine and the pills i take make soda taste awful for some reason. I only drink water and juice lol

  • @Khloe_dancer_model
    @Khloe_dancer_model 11 років тому

    I am one of the 1% of all americans who drinks a reasonable amount of WATER.I don't even drink soda.Then people ask me how am I so slim( about 105)Very simple.I exercise ,eat and drink healthy.Common sense people.

  • @ganogrlshop
    @ganogrlshop 11 років тому

    This is funny cuz its so true! Lol

  • @crazinem
    @crazinem 12 років тому

    I think it's the brain that's 2 fists, the stomach is 1 but can be stretched easily.

  • @krazykatz96
    @krazykatz96 11 років тому

    I just drink tea...

  • @rachellammey8342
    @rachellammey8342 11 років тому

    I buy big gulp cups and then just fill them with water.

  • @pigwarts
    @pigwarts 12 років тому

    Once a year my dad fills that gigantic coffee mug with booze and drinks it at bock fest

  • @tippiecanoe1
    @tippiecanoe1  12 років тому

    @jchizz4 Your rude and offensive comments will be removed.

  • @Jagersmom
    @Jagersmom 12 років тому

    I like my soda really cold so I fill it up with ice. I think I'm left with maybe 1/2 of the oz. the cup should fit. When I was younger my friends and I would buy the biggest to share. lol we were cheap asses.

  • @BethesdaSkater
    @BethesdaSkater 14 років тому

    how doesn't the amount of caffine in a ultimate gulp of coffee not kill you? that amount should be lethal

  • @cathytaylor03
    @cathytaylor03 12 років тому

    And six times the price

  • @Random_Fanatic
    @Random_Fanatic 11 років тому

    Lol !

  • @writerofthefuture77
    @writerofthefuture77 11 років тому

    The big gulp filled with water is helpful during long and boring lecture. You down it during the lecture then the need to pee keeps you up.

  • @miamivicepastels83
    @miamivicepastels83 12 років тому

    @DragonFly122 damn i feel bad about that

  • @chifufunie
    @chifufunie 12 років тому

    that's so disturbing.... no one needs that much soda

  • @LightningNHL
    @LightningNHL 11 років тому

    Your stomach is actually the size of "two fist". That's just an estimation. However, the stomach stretches to the width of "three fist". So Ellen is wrong.

  • @SuperHorrorfan123
    @SuperHorrorfan123 11 років тому

    You can put a fax machine haha

  • @etudhope
    @etudhope 15 років тому

    mid april 2009