@@rii_riii Haha, yikes! Nothing we can do about it now. The game's been done. Speaking of Shadow Hearts, a remake of it would be nice, especially SH Covenant. But that's just dream.
My theory is that he just didn't see the "Karen" on the first read, it took him 7 seconds to figure it out, and the devs just left it in for shits and giggles.
And don't pay attention to any punctuation. I don't care if there's exclamation points and something very exciting is happening, and the music is swelling, You must talk in a calm matter of fact conversational tone.
(1:05 - 1:23) "I know you guys are having fun, but could you stop a sec and tell me why I'm involved with this?" "Who's having fun? I'm in a load of trouble, just so you know." "I'm sorry. You don't have anything to do with this..." It's like the English actors are speaking through their characters! I'm positive this is how it went down at the recording studio.
He put the most effort, you could actually take him seriously 😭 Einstein too, kind of. Idk maybe if he gets a bit better he could actually pull it off no issues, it's there really-
Probably, wouldn't doubt it, some may be other voice actors family members. But I remember reading somewhere they literally hired random people in the office and off the street to do it! To me this is cheapness to the max, not even bothering to pay real voice actors to do it. Either way this is pure comic gold! 10/10- "It was ok."- IGN
rumor has it that the localization company was pissed off at Sony for some reason, so as a "Take that!" the producers decided to hire their own family members as voice actors. granted O2 Entertainment was almost dead by the time this game came out so I guess they decided to do this to save money and for the "ah fuck it"-ness.
You know it's bad when it's impossible for anybody to even work out what's going on. It's like everything they're saying is a bunch of rapid-fire non-sequiturs.
So basically: Nicole is a diabolical salesman/drug dealer Uru is Karen's gay BFF Karen is a stoner Shizuku is that one friend who has no idea wtf is happening And the rest are irrelevant
This was such a tense and dramatic moment in the game. It still sends shivers down my spine thinking about it the first playthrough of this game. Even now, after having played it many numerous times, this particular scene stands out as the epitome of intense and gripping. I would easily rate this game in my top 3 of all time, the writing was beyond excellent and with a very memorable cast.
Karen - Out of all the VAs she gives the least fucks., Nicole - Not the worst of the bunch but a terribly monotone performance, Uru- Sounds like a monotone gay dude with a lisp. Probably the worst male performance., Shizuku - She's trying but doesn't seem to know how to act or convey emotion very well., The rest suffer from being incredibly monotonous too. Overall probably some of the worst voice acting I've ever heard. I hope they didn't get paid for this. 0/10 Too much water....although it's still not NEARLY as bad as Animal Soccer World.
I guess the title should be Chaos Voice Acting instead of Chaos Wars... 1:05 - 1:12 pretty sums up the feeling of the voice actors in the game. 😂😂😂 Let's check the VA style of these characters: Karen - super high. WTF. 😮 Uru - sarcastic gay Nicole - Villain FAIL 😂(oh, it's Nicoal) Shizuku - drunk AF. You could ruin your re-pyu-tay-shun 😐 Other guys - either drunk or high as hell. Yee-yeah!
I know good voice acting is difficult to achieve, but I think I’m genuinely concerned that the children acting in this do not understand how basic human emotions work. XD
"Just like when you eat rotten food off the ground" I'm pretty sure you'll get sick if you eat rotten food regardless of where you get the rotten food from.
Uru sounds like the most sarcastic gay person ever.
+Random as Pie He kind of sounds like Adam from YourMovieSucks, who just so happens to be the most sarcastic gay person ever.
I can really relate to Uru
"I don't really want your twisted love. I really don't." 😏
“wOw! i *really* can’t move my body...”
Because you're a flag without the L?@@WyhattMP4
Karen is definitely feeling the effects.
I know right
Lol
great voice acting on Karin's part i guess???
@@macaroll Would be, but I've heard other parts of the game and she still sounds the same :(
@@rii_riii Haha, yikes! Nothing we can do about it now. The game's been done.
Speaking of Shadow Hearts, a remake of it would be nice, especially SH Covenant. But that's just dream.
So...... can you move? uru....................................................................................... karen.
The drugs must be kicking in
Apparently these people don't know that a comma doesn't mean a 7 second pause
My theory is that he just didn't see the "Karen" on the first read, it took him 7 seconds to figure it out, and the devs just left it in for shits and giggles.
"Wow, I really can't move my body" 🙄💅
@@justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145 "what. Did. You. Do Nicole?😴"
I wish all JRPG's had three dubs now: Japanese, English, and Jelinek family English.
Ikr
Karens been huffing that perfume de zigitaris
laughed too hard
One of my favorite comments ever
Okay guys I need you to do these lines all in one take. But keep it down my kids are sleeping in the audio booth.
His kids actually did the voice acting XD
And don't pay attention to any punctuation. I don't care if there's exclamation points and something very exciting is happening, and the music is swelling, You must talk in a calm matter of fact conversational tone.
Also, if it looks like your character should be saying something in a certain way, try your hardest to force the opposite emotion into your voice.
I know you guys are having fun, but could you stop a sec and tell me why I'M INVOLVED WITH THIS?
She sounds drunk
Karen's VA sounds like she just woke up.
she sounds high
Directed by Tommy Wiseau
Александр Шалаев Tommy Wiseau!!! XD
Nah, even a shitty actor like Tommy Wiseau is better than this :P
I never understand Tommy, even the man who played Mark tried to be a real actor when discovering the early part of the movie's acting was bad.
Александр Шалаев Karen sounds eerily similar to a female Tommy Wiseau
Abby Smith Maybe he managed to have a daughter somehow. The mother was probably Kristen Stewart.
Karen is so high...
(1:05 - 1:23)
"I know you guys are having fun, but could you stop a sec and tell me why I'm involved with this?"
"Who's having fun? I'm in a load of trouble, just so you know."
"I'm sorry. You don't have anything to do with this..."
It's like the English actors are speaking through their characters! I'm positive this is how it went down at the recording studio.
Karen's VA in this is the worst. She just doesn't even try and sounds bored.
"Can I get paid now?"
She sounds like female chills
@@majikura6261 Number 15
@@shroomoid9403 Burger King foot lettuce
Bowser Jr Imacasualshutup
The last thing you want in your burger king burger is someone’s foot fungus.
she sounds so cute n moe tbh big sleepy stoner vibes
I lost my shit at the "Yea-yuh!"
They sound so damn stoned, especially Karen. Dear Lord they must've recorded this at a drug cartel or something.
I have a feeling that if a voice actor goes to hell they would be forced to watch this video on loop for eternity.
Almostfull777 The ultimate torture mechanism lol
They'll be forced to be the Voice actors for this scene
"I don't really want your twisted love."
No, I think you do.
"Who's having fun? I'm in a load of trouble, just so you know.
Guurl."
Uru is a sassy, gay man.
I think they did just get a sassy, gay man off the street.
actually, in Shadow Hearts 2, Yuri (Uru) tends to have gay-related scenes with a vampire named Joachim and his master.
I have to admit, Nicole was rather interesting, being the creepy Aizen voice, but the rest are just horribly hilarious.
Karens voice actor is just like "it's four in the fuckin morring on my day off and called me in, what the fuck"
I love how Yuri sounds like a camp gay guy in this
yes finally! a comment that says Yuri instead of Uru! then again, Uru is his Japanese dub name in Shadow Hearts.
do you mean "Uwu" ?
Noah from total drama .
"You probably don't understand the logic, but you can feel the effect, no?"
I can certainly hear it...
.....,? . ç6d6666666666😮s7s666666😮⁶
I think Nicole actually did an okay read.
Yeah, it's pretty okay. He's just a dude. Not the kind of voice you'd expect from a high fantasy villain but at least he sounds realistic.
Honestly I think the two at the end were halfway decent compared to the others too.
He put the most effort, you could actually take him seriously 😭 Einstein too, kind of.
Idk maybe if he gets a bit better he could actually pull it off no issues, it's there really-
My god, they just hired random people off the street! This makes zelda CDI sound like shakespeare.
No it's their family voice acting.
Probably, wouldn't doubt it, some may be other voice actors family members. But I remember reading somewhere they literally hired random people in the office and off the street to do it! To me this is cheapness to the max, not even bothering to pay real voice actors to do it. Either way this is pure comic gold! 10/10- "It was ok."- IGN
rumor has it that the localization company was pissed off at Sony for some reason, so as a "Take that!" the producers decided to hire their own family members as voice actors. granted O2 Entertainment was almost dead by the time this game came out so I guess they decided to do this to save money and for the "ah fuck it"-ness.
Hayatemaru's "YAYUH!" is probably the best part of this whole thing.
Absolute hilarity.
Agreed, Mr 2008
You know it's bad when it's impossible for anybody to even work out what's going on. It's like everything they're saying is a bunch of rapid-fire non-sequiturs.
Shizuku: "Don't say stuff like that! You could ruin your reputation!"
Me: "What is going on here!?"
"Stop it! Come on and get me!"
Yeah you would like that wouldn't you?
"You'll probably get sick, just like when you eat rotten food off the ground"
...
This voice acting hurts my soul.
Karin's VA sounds like they woke her up at 1AM to record those lines.
THIS CANT BE REAL. I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THIS IS REAL.
“Wow! I really can’t move my body..” 🙄💅
This is quite an accurate depiction of how JRPGs must be in hell.
Everyone speaking unenthusiastically until Hyoma yells “Jump!” and breaks Nicole’s fucking leg
its like a jumpscare
HOLY SHIT...
The original Resident Evil is casablanca comparad to this.
Well Said XD
Duarte Martinho wesker if you don't go to that plane you will regret it someday
But Jill
Go
Whoa. The immersion is top tier.
Even if you swap japanese VAs on you still got that horrible translation going on in the text.
YEA-YUH
That ye-yuh!! Was soooo bad lol
Uru: u go girl
"YEAYUH!"
Splat!
My fucking sides.
is karen ok
2:40 - Careful, you almost sound like you're trying!
Voice acting sucks, but I do like Nicole. Got a good sense of sadism and at least a half way decent voice with SOME kind of emotion to it.
it's a good voice for an antagonist but then Karen's voice is just
UGHHHHHHHHHH
Saphire MMD "what did u do nicoal" "stahp it nicoal"
He sounds too chummy, but I do think his voice actor could be solid in a different role.
Perhaps like a frenemy?
Shizuku voice acting was kinda good
Her voice doesn't suit the character's design *at all*
Next installment - Chaos Wars 2k16: A Tommy Wiseau Joint
Lmao, A+ comment right here
+solipsisticbliss. YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, CHAOS WARS!!!
IM FED UP WIT THIS GAME
Nicole : "Haha, what a story Uru ! Anyway, how's your sex life ?"
Shizuku's first line felt a little too genuine.
Wow. I really can't move my body.
"Wow. I really can't move my body."
Wow. I really don't want to be here.
Karen sounds like she was voiced by Microsoft Anna.
So basically:
Nicole is a diabolical salesman/drug dealer
Uru is Karen's gay BFF
Karen is a stoner
Shizuku is that one friend who has no idea wtf is happening
And the rest are irrelevant
3:13 YEAAUH!
+Eggbeforechicken He became Mordecai for a second there
Thank you for the time stamp!
It seems to me that not only are the actors horrible, but the dub is bad too. Such obtrusive dialogue.
Music is for an epic battle and acting is for a bad school project.
This was such a tense and dramatic moment in the game. It still sends shivers down my spine thinking about it the first playthrough of this game. Even now, after having played it many numerous times, this particular scene stands out as the epitome of intense and gripping. I would easily rate this game in my top 3 of all time, the writing was beyond excellent and with a very memorable cast.
I ship Uru and Nicole so hard...what is this game about?
they have more scenes in Shadow Hearts 2: Covenant if you want. Uru is Yuri and Nicole is Nikolai in the English dub.
this game is making them gay
This is so atrociously bad I think it just engulfed the sun. Either that or I'm so light headed from laughing so hard that I can't see.
At least Shizuku, Hayatemuru, and Hyama actually put in a fraction of effort.
Wow... RE1 Jill Valentine is looking at this and laughing while eating a Jill Sandwich.
1:05 mood of the va
Did Shizuku drink a gallon of beer before recording?
The thing that gets me is the unnecessarily intense music when literally nothing is freaking happening
0:41
uru sounds like Noah from that Total Drama show wtf
Damn, you're right. xD
Damn, you're right. xD
This sounds more like a therapist( which is nicole in this case ) talking to a family than it does a bad guy's plan getting thwarted.
Best voice:Karen: she was drugged with perfume de zigitaris ok
Karen,stop with the weed!!!
Good lord, I love the music in the background with the creepy violin... it's like the challenge of the game is getting through the bad voice acting.
Did somebody open a can of nitrous in the recording studio?
Karen - Out of all the VAs she gives the least fucks., Nicole - Not the worst of the bunch but a terribly monotone performance, Uru- Sounds like a monotone gay dude with a lisp. Probably the worst male performance., Shizuku - She's trying but doesn't seem to know how to act or convey emotion very well., The rest suffer from being incredibly monotonous too. Overall probably some of the worst voice acting I've ever heard. I hope they didn't get paid for this. 0/10 Too much water....although it's still not NEARLY as bad as Animal Soccer World.
Uru is the BEST performance in the game
Uru is based don't slander our bestie like that
Karen: These edibles aren’t sh-
Also Karen:
"Neecole. Listen to yourselfshehasnothing to do with this!"
0:27 is this sarcastic??? IS IT?!!! IM IN CONFUSION!!!!
That moment of shame when, after laughing at and mocking this repeatedly, Shadow Hearts fans realize who these drug addicts are supposed to be...
Wtf is this real? This is the worst voice acting I've ever heard in my life.
Well I at least hope the game had an option for using the original probably Japanese voices.
This may have just become the greatest voice acting in a video game.
Long live the Jelineks
I guess the title should be Chaos Voice Acting instead of Chaos Wars...
1:05 - 1:12 pretty sums up the feeling of the voice actors in the game. 😂😂😂
Let's check the VA style of these characters:
Karen - super high. WTF. 😮
Uru - sarcastic gay
Nicole - Villain FAIL 😂(oh, it's Nicoal)
Shizuku - drunk AF. You could ruin your re-pyu-tay-shun 😐
Other guys - either drunk or high as hell. Yee-yeah!
Nicole and Karen ASMR
I laughed through the whole thing.
"Wow! I really can't move my body!"
Is he suppose to be happy about that?
I know good voice acting is difficult to achieve, but I think I’m genuinely concerned that the children acting in this do not understand how basic human emotions work. XD
I also find it hilarious how the voices don't even fit the characters. like at ALL.
*YEAYUH*
"Just like when you eat rotten food off the ground"
I'm pretty sure you'll get sick if you eat rotten food regardless of where you get the rotten food from.
What the FUCK is a tengaio? He's gonna take WHAT away?
*JUMP!*
*YEAHYAH!!!*
*S P L A T*
That valley girl out of fucking nowhere
So UA-cam's 2x speed function actually does have a use afterall
Shizuku sounds both like an ai voice and is trying not to laugh while im definitely laughing
Who was acting director? Tommy Wiseau?
Oh hai mark
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
You're my favorite customer
Those people need to be on heavy sedatives. I don't think they're relaxed enough.
I can't be the only one who thinks that Uru sounds like Lumpy Space Princess?
You're not the only one, gurrrl.
Shizukus first line made me laugh cuz holy crap I HEARD THAT CHUCKLE
This is why you hire professional voice actors and not random family members of the CEO.
After all these years and only now do I realize that these characters are from Shadow Hearts.
"so can you move uru.................. karen."
the voice actors are rumored to be the publisher's family members, believe it or not. It would explain a lot..
Wow, that "Stop it!" at 2:33 is really sassy and the "Yeahhhh!" at 3:10 is the best voice acting in the whole exchange.
'You swiiine.'
Sweet Jesus.
im having a fun time laughing my ass off xD the voice acting is hilarious!
Hyoma: I'm gonna hurt you badly. I mean really badly.
Ultimate Badass.
Was not expecting Shadow Hearts characters here at all, like, WTF ? It's heart breaking to see them in kusoge like this.
It sounds like they're reading off the script.
It makes an otherwise tense scene unintentionally hilarious.
It's SO BAD that it's hilarious to watch. Also at 3:10 Hayatemaru sounded like Jeff (SpaceHamster). That was weird...