Chaos Wars- Yuri and Karen

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  • Опубліковано 5 чер 2008
  • I stuck with English dub instead of Japanese voices for 3 main reason- too lazy to read all those text, curious how other usable characters will sound like and comedic gold.
    I'm not sure if I can pull up a special attacks video on this game- too many missable characters and unsure how many equipped skill are there.
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  • @TheLogicalLunatic
    @TheLogicalLunatic 10 років тому +1056

    Uru sounds like the most sarcastic gay person ever.

    • @Floydthefuckbag
      @Floydthefuckbag 8 років тому +81

      +Random as Pie He kind of sounds like Adam from YourMovieSucks, who just so happens to be the most sarcastic gay person ever.

    • @WyhattMP4
      @WyhattMP4 4 роки тому +10

      I can really relate to Uru

    • @phillipwattsjr.4714
      @phillipwattsjr.4714 4 роки тому +32

      "I don't really want your twisted love. I really don't." 😏

    • @loveghibli
      @loveghibli 4 роки тому +11

      “wOw! i *really* can’t move my body...”

  • @parkouremaster
    @parkouremaster 7 років тому +670

    So...... can you move? uru....................................................................................... karen.

    • @noe4354
      @noe4354 4 роки тому +29

      The drugs must be kicking in

    • @randomtechpriest1633
      @randomtechpriest1633 4 роки тому +5

      Apparently these people don't know that a comma doesn't mean a 7 second pause

    • @schleepy6362
      @schleepy6362 4 роки тому +6

      My theory is that he just didn't see the "Karen" on the first read, it took him 7 seconds to figure it out, and the devs just left it in for shits and giggles.

    • @justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145
      @justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145 2 місяці тому +1

      "Wow, I really can't move my body" 🙄💅

  • @artman40
    @artman40 8 років тому +652

    Karen is definitely feeling the effects.

    • @Scruffii
      @Scruffii 8 років тому +5

      I know right

    • @omiorahman6283
      @omiorahman6283 5 років тому +5

      Lol

    • @macaroll
      @macaroll 4 роки тому +7

      great voice acting on Karin's part i guess???

    • @rii_riii
      @rii_riii 3 роки тому +1

      @@macaroll Would be, but I've heard other parts of the game and she still sounds the same :(

    • @macaroll
      @macaroll 3 роки тому +1

      @@rii_riii Haha, yikes! Nothing we can do about it now. The game's been done.
      Speaking of Shadow Hearts, a remake of it would be nice, especially SH Covenant. But that's just dream.

  • @RudeStag
    @RudeStag 10 років тому +403

    Karens been huffing that perfume de zigitaris

  • @liialgo
    @liialgo 10 років тому +214

    Uru is a sassy, gay man.

    • @JonathanJoestar2nd
      @JonathanJoestar2nd 10 років тому +26

      I think they did just get a sassy, gay man off the street.

    • @macaroll
      @macaroll 4 роки тому +9

      actually, in Shadow Hearts 2, Yuri (Uru) tends to have gay-related scenes with a vampire named Joachim and his master.

  • @Kilvoctu
    @Kilvoctu 10 років тому +788

    I wish all JRPG's had three dubs now: Japanese, English, and Jelinek family English.

  • @user-vd9et4bd8x
    @user-vd9et4bd8x 9 років тому +565

    Directed by Tommy Wiseau

    • @fernie-fernandez
      @fernie-fernandez 9 років тому +1

      Александр Шалаев Tommy Wiseau!!! XD

    • @kennygates1192
      @kennygates1192 9 років тому +1

      Nah, even a shitty actor like Tommy Wiseau is better than this :P

    • @fernie-fernandez
      @fernie-fernandez 9 років тому +4

      I never understand Tommy, even the man who played Mark tried to be a real actor when discovering the early part of the movie's acting was bad.

    • @abbysmith6807
      @abbysmith6807 9 років тому +1

      Александр Шалаев Karen sounds eerily similar to a female Tommy Wiseau

    • @InsidiousOne
      @InsidiousOne 9 років тому +4

      Abby Smith Maybe he managed to have a daughter somehow. The mother was probably Kristen Stewart.

  • @quintincunningham242
    @quintincunningham242 9 років тому +602

    Okay guys I need you to do these lines all in one take. But keep it down my kids are sleeping in the audio booth.

    • @parhy4562
      @parhy4562 9 років тому +211

      His kids actually did the voice acting XD

    • @WingcommanderIV
      @WingcommanderIV 6 років тому +43

      And don't pay attention to any punctuation. I don't care if there's exclamation points and something very exciting is happening, and the music is swelling, You must talk in a calm matter of fact conversational tone.

    • @sophiaredwood5825
      @sophiaredwood5825 4 роки тому +8

      Also, if it looks like your character should be saying something in a certain way, try your hardest to force the opposite emotion into your voice.

  • @iojijjk8107
    @iojijjk8107 7 років тому +218

    I know you guys are having fun, but could you stop a sec and tell me why I'M INVOLVED WITH THIS?

  • @NIRGLIDE
    @NIRGLIDE 8 років тому +211

    Karen's VA sounds like she just woke up.

  • @YogSothoth24601
    @YogSothoth24601 10 років тому +246

    Karen is so high...

  • @icewizzrobe4289
    @icewizzrobe4289 10 років тому +220

    "I don't really want your twisted love."
    No, I think you do.

  • @siobhansprouse4231
    @siobhansprouse4231 9 років тому +74

    I lost my shit at the "Yea-yuh!"

  • @citizen2295
    @citizen2295 10 років тому +119

    They sound so damn stoned, especially Karen. Dear Lord they must've recorded this at a drug cartel or something.

  • @Floydthefuckbag
    @Floydthefuckbag 8 років тому +233

    I get the feeling this guy threatened to ground his kids if they didn't act in his game. They really sound like they don't want to be there, especially Uru.

    • @bnalls5151
      @bnalls5151 8 років тому +92

      +Floydthefuckbag except for the VA doing shizuka, she sounds like she's having the time of her life even when the character is supposed to be fearing for their life lol.

  • @rrestoeboemi
    @rrestoeboemi 10 років тому +86

    "Who's having fun? I'm in a load of trouble, just so you know.
    Guurl."

  • @MoonLoonie69
    @MoonLoonie69 6 років тому +241

    Karen's VA in this is the worst. She just doesn't even try and sounds bored.
    "Can I get paid now?"

    • @majikura6261
      @majikura6261 4 роки тому +10

      She sounds like female chills

    • @shroomoid9403
      @shroomoid9403 4 роки тому +7

      @@majikura6261 Number 15

    • @bowserjrimacasualshutup6754
      @bowserjrimacasualshutup6754 4 роки тому +6

      @@shroomoid9403 Burger King foot lettuce

    • @tjlnintendo
      @tjlnintendo 4 роки тому +4

      Bowser Jr Imacasualshutup
      The last thing you want in your burger king burger is someone’s foot fungus.

  • @Almostfull777
    @Almostfull777 9 років тому +241

    I have a feeling that if a voice actor goes to hell they would be forced to watch this video on loop for eternity.

  • @OKeijiDragon
    @OKeijiDragon 9 років тому +134

    (1:05 - 1:23)
    "I know you guys are having fun, but could you stop a sec and tell me why I'm involved with this?"
    "Who's having fun? I'm in a load of trouble, just so you know."
    "I'm sorry. You don't have anything to do with this..."
    It's like the English actors are speaking through their characters! I'm positive this is how it went down at the recording studio.

  • @likeicareusewe
    @likeicareusewe 10 років тому +113

    I love how Yuri sounds like a camp gay guy in this

    • @macaroll
      @macaroll 4 роки тому +10

      yes finally! a comment that says Yuri instead of Uru! then again, Uru is his Japanese dub name in Shadow Hearts.

  • @CosmicTerminal
    @CosmicTerminal 10 років тому +53

    "You probably don't understand the logic, but you can feel the effect, no?"
    I can certainly hear it...

  • @Jiisuri
    @Jiisuri 8 років тому +59

    I think Nicole actually did an okay read.

  • @TheDarkendstar
    @TheDarkendstar 9 років тому +96

    This voice acting hurts my soul.

  • @adriangecko9147
    @adriangecko9147 8 років тому +169

    I have to admit, Nicole was rather interesting, being the creepy Aizen voice, but the rest are just horribly hilarious.

  • @anonoymoususer6417
    @anonoymoususer6417 7 років тому +30

    Karens voice actor is just like "it's four in the fuckin morring on my day off and called me in, what the fuck"

  • @elcrowing
    @elcrowing 15 років тому +23

    Hayatemaru's "YAYUH!" is probably the best part of this whole thing.
    Absolute hilarity.

  • @kylemink8462
    @kylemink8462 10 років тому +79

    My god, they just hired random people off the street! This makes zelda CDI sound like shakespeare.

    • @SingXongDong
      @SingXongDong 9 років тому +26

      No it's their family voice acting.

    • @kylemink8462
      @kylemink8462 9 років тому +6

      Probably, wouldn't doubt it, some may be other voice actors family members. But I remember reading somewhere they literally hired random people in the office and off the street to do it! To me this is cheapness to the max, not even bothering to pay real voice actors to do it. Either way this is pure comic gold! 10/10- "It was ok."- IGN

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 2 роки тому +2

      rumor has it that the localization company was pissed off at Sony for some reason, so as a "Take that!" the producers decided to hire their own family members as voice actors. granted O2 Entertainment was almost dead by the time this game came out so I guess they decided to do this to save money and for the "ah fuck it"-ness.

  • @zephall
    @zephall 10 років тому +44

    "Stop it! Come on and get me!"
    Yeah you would like that wouldn't you?

  • @Isaidlunch
    @Isaidlunch 13 років тому +10

    "You'll probably get sick, just like when you eat rotten food off the ground"
    ...

  • @Sneakysneaky88
    @Sneakysneaky88 9 років тому +73

    You know it's bad when it's impossible for anybody to even work out what's going on. It's like everything they're saying is a bunch of rapid-fire non-sequiturs.

    • @chimanruler15
      @chimanruler15 9 років тому +26

      Shizuku: "Don't say stuff like that! You could ruin your reputation!"
      Me: "What is going on here!?"

  • @ZalaDa3rd
    @ZalaDa3rd 10 років тому +44

    THIS CANT BE REAL. I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THIS IS REAL.

  • @lovetrain2455
    @lovetrain2455 10 років тому +85

    Uru: u go girl

  • @civilwar9637
    @civilwar9637 10 років тому +117

    HOLY SHIT...
    The original Resident Evil is casablanca comparad to this.

    • @delfinoperez4169
      @delfinoperez4169 6 років тому

      Well Said XD

    • @omiorahman6283
      @omiorahman6283 6 років тому +1

      Duarte Martinho wesker if you don't go to that plane you will regret it someday
      But Jill
      Go

  • @raikohzx4323
    @raikohzx4323 8 років тому +115

    Even if you swap japanese VAs on you still got that horrible translation going on in the text.
    YEA-YUH

  • @SunnyTacos
    @SunnyTacos 5 років тому +19

    Karin's VA sounds like they woke her up at 1AM to record those lines.

  • @EvilDoresh
    @EvilDoresh 10 років тому +40

    This is quite an accurate depiction of how JRPGs must be in hell.

  • @transgenderz
    @transgenderz 8 років тому +57

    is karen ok

  • @omgabanna
    @omgabanna 9 років тому +34

    Whoa. The immersion is top tier.

  • @KingYahshua
    @KingYahshua 8 років тому +111

    Next installment - Chaos Wars 2k16: A Tommy Wiseau Joint

    • @citizen2295
      @citizen2295 8 років тому

      Lmao, A+ comment right here

    • @glennchua4622
      @glennchua4622 8 років тому +5

      +solipsisticbliss. YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, CHAOS WARS!!!

    • @woah8921
      @woah8921 8 років тому +10

      IM FED UP WIT THIS GAME

    • @lecorbak
      @lecorbak 2 роки тому

      Nicole : "Haha, what a story Uru ! Anyway, how's your sex life ?"

  • @ASLB247
    @ASLB247 7 років тому +8

    "Wow. I really can't move my body."
    Wow. I really don't want to be here.

  • @wacawaca5052
    @wacawaca5052 7 років тому +20

    Wow. I really can't move my body.

  • @NefariousEvildoer
    @NefariousEvildoer 9 років тому +17

    Karen sounds like she was voiced by Microsoft Anna.

  • @Janeywaney455
    @Janeywaney455 2 роки тому +5

    “Wow! I really can’t move my body..” 🙄💅

  • @sph3re
    @sph3re 8 років тому +30

    Shizuku's first line felt a little too genuine.

  • @shakirashipslied9721
    @shakirashipslied9721 4 роки тому +17

    So basically:
    Nicole is a diabolical salesman/drug dealer
    Uru is Karen's gay BFF
    Karen is a stoner
    Shizuku is that one friend who has no idea wtf is happening
    And the rest are irrelevant

  • @golfer435
    @golfer435 9 років тому +59

    It seems to me that not only are the actors horrible, but the dub is bad too. Such obtrusive dialogue.

  • @black_boiler7978
    @black_boiler7978 6 років тому +6

    Karen,stop with the weed!!!

  • @Doctor_Pazuzu
    @Doctor_Pazuzu 8 років тому +24

    "YEAYUH!"
    Splat!
    My fucking sides.

  • @Eggbeforechicken
    @Eggbeforechicken 9 років тому +49

    3:13 YEAAUH!

    • @diego1marcus918
      @diego1marcus918 8 років тому +11

      +Eggbeforechicken He became Mordecai for a second there

    • @macaroll
      @macaroll 3 роки тому

      Thank you for the time stamp!

  • @ArcticWolfGod
    @ArcticWolfGod 10 років тому +82

    Wtf is this real? This is the worst voice acting I've ever heard in my life.

    • @ArcticWolfGod
      @ArcticWolfGod 10 років тому +15

      Well I at least hope the game had an option for using the original probably Japanese voices.

  • @meThinksFoodisGood
    @meThinksFoodisGood 10 років тому +99

    I ship Uru and Nicole so hard...what is this game about?

    • @macaroll
      @macaroll 4 роки тому +11

      they have more scenes in Shadow Hearts 2: Covenant if you want. Uru is Yuri and Nicole is Nikolai in the English dub.

    • @GE-0530RN
      @GE-0530RN 4 роки тому +6

      this game is making them gay

  • @ShadowsFateOfficial
    @ShadowsFateOfficial 8 років тому +14

    Music is for an epic battle and acting is for a bad school project.

  • @campfortson4387
    @campfortson4387 8 років тому +28

    uru sounds like Noah from that Total Drama show wtf

    • @Ekraelum
      @Ekraelum 7 років тому +1

      Damn, you're right. xD

    • @Ekraelum
      @Ekraelum 7 років тому

      Damn, you're right. xD

  • @scottpilgrimpwns
    @scottpilgrimpwns 7 років тому +188

    Voice acting sucks, but I do like Nicole. Got a good sense of sadism and at least a half way decent voice with SOME kind of emotion to it.

    • @saphiremmd2801
      @saphiremmd2801 7 років тому +54

      it's a good voice for an antagonist but then Karen's voice is just
      UGHHHHHHHHHH

    • @scottpilgrimpwns
      @scottpilgrimpwns 7 років тому +46

      Saphire MMD "what did u do nicoal" "stahp it nicoal"

    • @Redblaze27
      @Redblaze27 7 років тому +32

      He sounds too chummy, but I do think his voice actor could be solid in a different role.
      Perhaps like a frenemy?

    • @hoseadavit3422
      @hoseadavit3422 5 років тому +11

      Shizuku voice acting was kinda good

  • @patron7906
    @patron7906 2 роки тому +8

    This was such a tense and dramatic moment in the game. It still sends shivers down my spine thinking about it the first playthrough of this game. Even now, after having played it many numerous times, this particular scene stands out as the epitome of intense and gripping. I would easily rate this game in my top 3 of all time, the writing was beyond excellent and with a very memorable cast.

  • @SkaiCyan
    @SkaiCyan 7 років тому +7

    2:40 - Careful, you almost sound like you're trying!

  • @crazyj10agains
    @crazyj10agains 10 років тому +35

    This is so atrociously bad I think it just engulfed the sun. Either that or I'm so light headed from laughing so hard that I can't see.

  • @Tyranee
    @Tyranee 9 років тому +38

    Karen - Out of all the VAs she gives the least fucks., Nicole - Not the worst of the bunch but a terribly monotone performance, Uru- Sounds like a monotone gay dude with a lisp. Probably the worst male performance., Shizuku - She's trying but doesn't seem to know how to act or convey emotion very well., The rest suffer from being incredibly monotonous too. Overall probably some of the worst voice acting I've ever heard. I hope they didn't get paid for this. 0/10 Too much water....although it's still not NEARLY as bad as Animal Soccer World.

    • @UncleMarco
      @UncleMarco 3 роки тому

      Uru is the BEST performance in the game

  • @largefam3109
    @largefam3109 6 років тому +3

    "Neecole. Listen to yourselfshehasnothing to do with this!"

  • @mintythedemon1785
    @mintythedemon1785 6 років тому +9

    This sounds more like a therapist( which is nicole in this case ) talking to a family than it does a bad guy's plan getting thwarted.

  • @TheNerfer
    @TheNerfer 11 років тому +4

    "Just like when you eat rotten food off the ground"
    I'm pretty sure you'll get sick if you eat rotten food regardless of where you get the rotten food from.

  • @deyvantwo5426
    @deyvantwo5426 6 років тому +5

    *JUMP!*
    *YEAHYAH!!!*
    *S P L A T*

  • @Kemonokami
    @Kemonokami 8 років тому +24

    Did somebody open a can of nitrous in the recording studio?

  • @APerson-gk8kh
    @APerson-gk8kh 7 років тому +21

    I also find it hilarious how the voices don't even fit the characters. like at ALL.

  • @MFMegaZeroX7
    @MFMegaZeroX7 10 років тому +12

    At least Shizuku, Hayatemuru, and Hyama actually put in a fraction of effort.

  • @PokeDude011
    @PokeDude011 8 років тому +96

    Who was acting director? Tommy Wiseau?

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 8 років тому +6

      Oh hai mark

    • @woah8921
      @woah8921 8 років тому +12

      YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA

    • @rayne2514
      @rayne2514 6 років тому +2

      You're my favorite customer

  • @RonanStreamkiller
    @RonanStreamkiller 7 років тому +21

    Wow... RE1 Jill Valentine is looking at this and laughing while eating a Jill Sandwich.

  • @TechHits
    @TechHits 10 років тому +4

    This may have just become the greatest voice acting in a video game.

  • @1dayago843
    @1dayago843 8 років тому +29

    *YEAYUH*

  • @dashiethebunny
    @dashiethebunny 7 років тому +18

    Did Shizuku drink a gallon of beer before recording?

  • @VicGeorge2K6
    @VicGeorge2K6 10 років тому +5

    Those people need to be on heavy sedatives. I don't think they're relaxed enough.

  • @Eclin
    @Eclin 5 років тому +7

    Best voice:Karen: she was drugged with perfume de zigitaris ok

  • @goofygoofygoofy
    @goofygoofygoofy 4 роки тому +6

    "so can you move uru.................. karen."

  • @talt87
    @talt87 10 років тому +26

    YEEEAAAAH!

    • @hosono3918
      @hosono3918 10 років тому

      Why are you everywhere?

  • @ChaosChronicle
    @ChaosChronicle 13 років тому +2

    Good lord, I love the music in the background with the creepy violin... it's like the challenge of the game is getting through the bad voice acting.

  • @foottothenuts
    @foottothenuts 13 років тому +1

    The pauses between character dialogue, the acting itself, and the music makes this an almost otherworldly experience....

  • @EvilGeniusXZ
    @EvilGeniusXZ 15 років тому +4

    I laughed through the whole thing.
    "Wow! I really can't move my body!"
    Is he suppose to be happy about that?

  • @lomancini2346
    @lomancini2346 10 років тому +9

    I can't be the only one who thinks that Uru sounds like Lumpy Space Princess?

    • @AliceUmoh
      @AliceUmoh 10 років тому

      You're not the only one, gurrrl.

  • @ashyy6819
    @ashyy6819 7 років тому +3

    I LEGIT thought this Voice acting was a parody/fanmade

  • @draliene9640
    @draliene9640 7 років тому +2

    Karen sounds stoned af.

  • @lecorbak
    @lecorbak 2 роки тому +3

    Long live the Jelineks

  • @PossessedbyPhoenix
    @PossessedbyPhoenix 10 років тому +11

    That moment of shame when, after laughing at and mocking this repeatedly, Shadow Hearts fans realize who these drug addicts are supposed to be...

  • @000wolf
    @000wolf 3 роки тому +2

    After all these years and only now do I realize that these characters are from Shadow Hearts.

  • @nekojima1987
    @nekojima1987 5 років тому +4

    This is why you hire professional voice actors and not random family members of the CEO.

  • @leonelbertol751
    @leonelbertol751 3 роки тому +3

    1:05 mood of the va

  • @zerokn755
    @zerokn755 7 років тому +10

    I guess the title should be Chaos Voice Acting instead of Chaos Wars...
    1:05 - 1:12 pretty sums up the feeling of the voice actors in the game. 😂😂😂
    Let's check the VA style of these characters:
    Karen - super high. WTF. 😮
    Uru - sarcastic gay
    Nicole - Villain FAIL 😂(oh, it's Nicoal)
    Shizuku - drunk AF. You could ruin your re-pyu-tay-shun 😐
    Other guys - either drunk or high as hell. Yee-yeah!

  • @SpunkyDunk
    @SpunkyDunk 6 років тому +8

    I know good voice acting is difficult to achieve, but I think I’m genuinely concerned that the children acting in this do not understand how basic human emotions work. XD

  • @okasenpapi5819
    @okasenpapi5819 6 років тому +3

    This game is fucking art

  • @indrakarma
    @indrakarma 4 роки тому +3

    Karen sounds like a robot

  • @agent136
    @agent136 8 років тому +8

    That valley girl out of fucking nowhere

  • @IfritZero
    @IfritZero 14 років тому +4

    Wow, that "Stop it!" at 2:33 is really sassy and the "Yeahhhh!" at 3:10 is the best voice acting in the whole exchange.

  • @pinkorpurple432
    @pinkorpurple432 13 років тому +3

    0:09
    "Wow, I really can't, like, move my body. So yah, can you, like, let me go or something? I can't miss Jersey Shore."

  • @TrevHead10
    @TrevHead10 9 років тому +13

    Someone please tell me that this is a UA-cam Lets Play vid and not a real localisation dub O_O

    • @joshmiller2804
      @joshmiller2804 9 років тому +42

      You're not going to like the answer.

  • @GoIdenbaum
    @GoIdenbaum 6 років тому +4

    "Nicole". NICOLE. IT'S FUCKING NIKOLAI.

  • @dajpd
    @dajpd 13 років тому +1

    "I don't really want your twisted love"
    OH SNAP GIRLFRIEND

  • @supernova4point0
    @supernova4point0 6 років тому +2

    Karen has the bestest voice actoress in da gaem

  • @NoExplosionsMcgee
    @NoExplosionsMcgee 3 роки тому +4

    I wonder where these voice actors are at now?

  • @acejqsu
    @acejqsu 8 років тому +3

    So UA-cam's 2x speed function actually does have a use afterall

  • @ImmaNort
    @ImmaNort 8 років тому +2

    Hyoma: I'm gonna hurt you badly. I mean really badly.
    Ultimate Badass.

  • @xenghuong
    @xenghuong 10 років тому +3

    im having a fun time laughing my ass off xD the voice acting is hilarious!