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  • @Derapy
    @Derapy  9 днів тому +195

    just call ig lil bro
    support the show for as little as $1
    ua-cam.com/channels/GO_tbgYqc9IAhfGAfcK2Bg.htmljoin

    • @TheatricsOfTheAbsurd
      @TheatricsOfTheAbsurd 9 днів тому +2

      No way bruh😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Xero5273
      @Xero5273 9 днів тому +2

      what's the instrumental at the end?

    • @Derapy
      @Derapy  9 днів тому +4

      @@Xero5273you only live twice

  • @kevincastillo868
    @kevincastillo868 9 днів тому +708

    Should of reply with , "Irony, I guess my hard work let the company down ! Lol"

  • @LordAyeR
    @LordAyeR 9 днів тому +173

    “We plotted for a week but now we need you for information”

    • @Derapy
      @Derapy  9 днів тому +22

      😂😂

    • @IAuMatu
      @IAuMatu 8 днів тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @officialjamwise
      @officialjamwise 8 днів тому +8

      This shit hilarious

    • @brody10123
      @brody10123 8 днів тому

      Fuck me I just made the whole connection

    • @Rieky22
      @Rieky22 7 днів тому +1

      😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Gnarlet
    @Gnarlet 9 днів тому +831

    The correct response is “I would be happy to help you, as an independent consultant my rates are $150 an hour with a 2 hour minimum.”

    • @Girlyjock0119
      @Girlyjock0119 9 днів тому +24

      Awesome comment

    • @arcticgoddess
      @arcticgoddess 9 днів тому

      This is exactly what I did when I was let go from a marketing manager job for, get this, asking for a small raise after they fired my boss, the VP of Marketing, and I took over his entire 6 figure job duties for. Instead, they hired a new VP, an incredibly worthless buddy of the CEO. I am a fast and effective workhorse, so I supported a 6 person sales team with the design and printing of all their materials, PowerPoint decks, Salesforce accounts, the corporate website and all marketing financials. When dude let me go, I told him it was going to be difficult for someone to step into the job (he had no experience) and offered to stay on a week and train the next person and he smugly said: "No, no, har har! we'll be fine." I went on my way, and felt bad for the sales people. Sure enough, he calls me a week later and, sounding harried, he starts asking me if I would stay on another month. 😅 I said, "Well Mike, I would be happy to do that, but it will have to be as a contractor,and my fee is $75/hr." (This was 22 years ago, it was nearly double my salary) He said, "Well, I guess we deserved that." Agreed Derapy. Always remember - middle managers and coordinators do all the work and are paid sht. There is no loyalty in business, you can be fired at will, any day, and it happens all the time for reasons that have nothing to do with you. Keep it professional for the reference if you need one (some jobs require calling all of your recent employers, which is blsht, because there's always psycho bosses.) Good luck! 👌

    • @Yvonne-Bella
      @Yvonne-Bella 9 днів тому +17

      The correct response

    • @blvckreaper462
      @blvckreaper462 9 днів тому +5

      Yes. This is the correct response

    • @chantristrammell6088
      @chantristrammell6088 9 днів тому +7

      ​@@Yvonne-Bellapersonally, I'd at least ask for my severance.

  • @quintafox7582
    @quintafox7582 9 днів тому +384

    I subscribed for the Kendrick stuff, but now I’m invested in this man’s personal/professional tea

  • @nebula1931
    @nebula1931 9 днів тому +479

    This is reminding me of "You could not live with your own failure, and where did that lead you? Back to me" 😂

    • @Derapy
      @Derapy  9 днів тому +52

      nah fr

    • @yaelcarrasquillo1675
      @yaelcarrasquillo1675 9 днів тому +5

      Facts

    • @Girlyjock0119
      @Girlyjock0119 9 днів тому +10

      You'd think that they would account for these things, but nah 🙄

    • @DerpEnaz
      @DerpEnaz 9 днів тому

      ⁠we all know they just looked at some numbers on a spread sheet and said “nah we can cut that with absolutely 0 negative repercussions what so ever”
      And they get paid more than everyone to fucking do it 😮‍💨

    • @Arkuza55
      @Arkuza55 9 днів тому +1

      Lmaoo oh yeah that’s a fact.

  • @Alx1116
    @Alx1116 9 днів тому +265

    WHATEVER DOE

  • @dranek
    @dranek 9 днів тому +177

    When companies give you severance, they usually make you sign a bunch of legal non-disparaging agreements and terms for finishing your work. They’re the ones that fucked up by not giving you severance.

    • @Derapy
      @Derapy  9 днів тому +51

      Oh for sure

    • @Derapy
      @Derapy  9 днів тому +73

      I’d much rather pay me a band or two than have these episodes exist.

    • @janettewong9900
      @janettewong9900 9 днів тому +5

      I was waiting for this comment
      Severance means NDA and promising not to sue them. They can shove it.

  • @DeeeeDrawwwwsss93
    @DeeeeDrawwwwsss93 9 днів тому +231

    Former employer: “We can’t get into our own Instagram account”
    Derapy: “Damn that’s crazy. Anyway hope you figure it out”
    Lmaaoooo 😂😂😂

  • @gulgulgulgulgu
    @gulgulgulgulgu 9 днів тому +132

    Golly, that job is THE toxic ex ☠️☠️☠️

  • @Gamnesia_
    @Gamnesia_ 9 днів тому +283

    Ran tf over here when I saw the notification 💀

  • @Just_Russ
    @Just_Russ 9 днів тому +73

    No one :
    Your former boss : "I'ma call John Instagram about this 2FA situation"

  • @Hailstrom_
    @Hailstrom_ 9 днів тому +163

    I would have already deleted her contact and been like "who dis?"

    • @karleahfontes87
      @karleahfontes87 9 днів тому +10

      Or kept it unread 😂

    • @Girlyjock0119
      @Girlyjock0119 9 днів тому +3

      😂😂😂💯

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim 9 днів тому

      if it was me they'd be cooked because I don't pick up unknown number they go straight to spam

  • @droid404mm
    @droid404mm 9 днів тому +89

    I feel like im watching a sitcom

    • @Derapy
      @Derapy  9 днів тому +16

      😂😂😂

  • @tetzujin
    @tetzujin 9 днів тому +60

    Your boss texted back and really said “ur gonna be soooo mad at me 👉👈🥺”

  • @tffy2004
    @tffy2004 9 днів тому +144

    👀 WHAT...in my Kendrick Peekaboo voice.

  • @garethgorgeus
    @garethgorgeus 9 днів тому +49

    The CALL INSTAGRAM bit is still the WILDEST thing to me 😭🤣

    • @Derapy
      @Derapy  9 днів тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Gamnesia_
    @Gamnesia_ 9 днів тому +122

    10:22 “fortunately for her I’m a god fearing man” I’m cackling

  • @tffy2004
    @tffy2004 9 днів тому +49

    That job PLAY ENTIRELY TOO MUCH. I wouldnt have replied to her, she didnt have time to reply to you.
    Keep 👏🏽 That 👏🏽 Same 👏🏽 Energy 👏🏽 BooBoo

  • @macnsteez3938
    @macnsteez3938 8 днів тому +4

    Much love from australia, "fk the bosses" is a universal feeling that we can all understand 💪

    • @Derapy
      @Derapy  8 днів тому +2

      Ayyyy thank you so much!

  • @brandonadrien3476
    @brandonadrien3476 9 днів тому +33

    Workplace: Turn 2fa off, turn 2fa off. It got crazy, scary, spooky-
    Derapy: H I L A R I O U S 😂

  • @CutsByReggie
    @CutsByReggie 9 днів тому +102

    I would have kept them locked out for as long as I could. 😂😂😂

    • @ArbieLyvias
      @ArbieLyvias 9 днів тому +17

      I would have been like, sorry I don't know how, but anyway I'm not getting paid, good luck losers

    • @bluu3393
      @bluu3393 9 днів тому +5

      I strive to be this petty 😂

    • @kingartison
      @kingartison 9 днів тому +4

      Should’ve told them I don’t know who this is or why yall reached out but you should probably figure it the hell out

  • @tetzujin
    @tetzujin 9 днів тому +48

    stories about employees one upping shitty employers? MY FAVORITE 😩😩

  • @LegacyyBuilds
    @LegacyyBuilds 9 днів тому +49

    Now “WING WONGS” will be stuck with me for another week my wife is going to hate me 😂

  • @RapPhilosophy
    @RapPhilosophy 9 днів тому +15

    “I’ll just call Instagram” That is gold and will never get old! What an incredible test of character that was. You feel way too sorry for your former boss who didn’t protect you! In Kendrick’s words: “Everybody questionable” 😅

  • @ThisDude234
    @ThisDude234 9 днів тому +62

    7:10 in and, my god, apparently when they said they were going in another direction the direction was straight off a cliff 😭

    • @Amber14333
      @Amber14333 9 днів тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ArbieLyvias
    @ArbieLyvias 9 днів тому +119

    Imma be honest bro, i wouldn't have helped then.
    "Sorry i deleted the 2fa app, you cant get access anymore"

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim 9 днів тому +9

      I wouldn't even pick up.... for a day or two, i believe in karma too

    • @creepiestkobe5071
      @creepiestkobe5071 8 днів тому +1

      @@stellviahohenheimthat’s just being spiteful lol

    • @nebula1931
      @nebula1931 8 днів тому

      ​@@creepiestkobe5071 for decent reason

  • @DanielACroft
    @DanielACroft 9 днів тому +37

    Certified WingWong™ 😂

  • @_Glorie_
    @_Glorie_ 9 днів тому +11

    It is 100% NOT a serious company. It’s so absolutely so weird they didn’t give you a company phone for these exact same reasons. You’re so much better off. Proud of you for keeping it professional and having empathy towards your boss.

  • @basti.9022
    @basti.9022 9 днів тому +7

    Derapy: "But truthfully I dont have a hating bone in my body."

  • @xhenriquefps
    @xhenriquefps 9 днів тому +26

    2FA is literally basic security. If you don't have it you're just cooking your self waiting to be served. A strong password is not enough.

  • @almostatami
    @almostatami 9 днів тому +18

    The scream that left my body!🤣 My old job did this crap before when they couldn't get into an old database that held medical records.

  • @avery465
    @avery465 9 днів тому +25

    Just FYI. Any help you do do for them offer to do as an independent contractor at an hourly rate of 5X your old Salary +3 months severance. If they are desperate enough to already ask for help they might actually say yes lol.

  • @theatagamer90
    @theatagamer90 9 днів тому +11

    That HR department should've been laid off instead. Seriously the first thing you do when laying off/creating account is to NOT have it tied to a personal phone (or an employee's phone that isnt turned in when they are laid off/fired). Seriously, what a clown move.

  • @AusomeA
    @AusomeA 9 днів тому +39

    I like that you took the good karma/ bigger person route (while allowing them to sweat the error of their ways for a moment). As soon as I figure out how to do it, I’m going to upgrade my monthly tier. Good karma

    • @Derapy
      @Derapy  9 днів тому +12

      ❤❤❤❤

    • @BeautifulEarthJa
      @BeautifulEarthJa 8 днів тому +5

      Hahaha. I like that you're in the minority in these comments 😂

  • @toshiyaasakiri7187
    @toshiyaasakiri7187 9 днів тому +17

    Love to see that we all ran over here fast to laugh at them lmfaoooo

    • @Derapy
      @Derapy  9 днів тому +4

      😂😂😂

  • @thegreensunsetgroup2501
    @thegreensunsetgroup2501 9 днів тому +18

    10:11 I love the implication here that if you weren't a god fearing man you wouldn't have let her in, lmao

  • @markhalm9889
    @markhalm9889 9 днів тому +29

    I heard what happen to the 'Gram not sorry for your loss.

  • @cobwebharkermusic
    @cobwebharkermusic 9 днів тому +25

    (popcorn crunching noises)

  • @Gender_Ascender
    @Gender_Ascender 8 днів тому +5

    They way they cut you off? "Fuck you, pay me." Would've been my kindest response. I can handle stress, but incompetence and willful bull? That makes me real impatient with people. My professionalism goes out the window, screw the years of working with customers, children and parents.

  • @DerkmanX
    @DerkmanX 9 днів тому +25

    100 percent should have forced them to agree to a severance package!

  • @theressak
    @theressak 9 днів тому +23

    You're a good dude because that wingwong would've been left on 'read' f'n with me.
    And im a God-fearing woman but hey, im petty too.

  • @truaznguy
    @truaznguy 9 днів тому +21

    Lol they fucked around and found out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @theb-show2702
    @theb-show2702 9 днів тому +16

    Derapy : Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe, but now this(chuckle) does put a smile on face.

    • @Derapy
      @Derapy  9 днів тому +4

      😂😂😂

  • @Black_Man_Wins
    @Black_Man_Wins 9 днів тому +23

    Under 5 mins gang. I will be joining the sponsor gang soon. Fuck yo old job we got you

    • @Derapy
      @Derapy  9 днів тому +9

      👊🏽

  • @rey0girl
    @rey0girl 9 днів тому +24

    That's crazy. You're better than me, I would have just ignored that text.

    • @Derapy
      @Derapy  9 днів тому +16

      Yeah but what about my podcast 😂

  • @isidroduarte8942
    @isidroduarte8942 9 днів тому +11

    Same thing happened to me working for a client that fired us for being too slow. Few days later got a call saying they need us back so I told them my rate will be going up and that the next available time I would be available would be next year.

  • @lt.kitkat
    @lt.kitkat 8 днів тому +5

    You're way more mature then me, I would've sounded like Uncle Ruckus on some "Well Well Well..."

  • @Cyrusicus
    @Cyrusicus 9 днів тому +12

    Season 4 of Derapy gonna be his villain arc.

  • @Voleno
    @Voleno 9 днів тому +18

    It's so sad but so funny at the same time. Literally too good at the job they CREATED for you.

  • @RedsknLipz89
    @RedsknLipz89 9 днів тому +16

    Yes! I strive to obtain your level of patience and understanding... Because all I would be thinking about is when she wasn't answering my calls the day I got canned!! Bless you!! 👏🏾

  • @breal3828
    @breal3828 9 днів тому +10

    You are a better person than me, showing empathy and respect for people that had none for you 👌🔥🔥🔥

  • @mspulley
    @mspulley 9 днів тому +12

    oh you better than me, she woulda been thinking my number had changed. 🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @Misha-Moo-Moo
    @Misha-Moo-Moo 9 днів тому +11

    You better than me cause I wouldn't have answered. Period. 😂

    • @Derapy
      @Derapy  9 днів тому +9

      Yeah but I wanted you to have this episode lol

    • @Misha-Moo-Moo
      @Misha-Moo-Moo 8 днів тому +1

      @@Derapy 😂

  • @professorskye
    @professorskye 9 днів тому +9

    Goddamn this is an entertaining and depressing story.
    “I can call Instagram” made me laugh out loud.
    Don’t let the wingwongs get you down!

  • @samuelmedina9980
    @samuelmedina9980 8 днів тому +2

    Hearing you happy with gold digger in the background really made this episode enjoyable!! Keep grinding 🙏🏼🙏🏼

  • @Atlasvibranium
    @Atlasvibranium 9 днів тому +26

    LMFAO Peak Management move

  • @ChiQuitaPekita
    @ChiQuitaPekita 7 днів тому +1

    Love that Tyler in the background. I'm sitting here singing "I hope you find yourseeeeeelf"

  • @medinaw94
    @medinaw94 9 днів тому +17

    Nah get the check. They need a consultant.

  • @CutsByReggie
    @CutsByReggie 9 днів тому +25

    I’m here for this turn of event!!! 👀👀👀

  • @CJCisco
    @CJCisco 9 днів тому +9

    Never Clicked A Derapy Pod So Fast 😂 Bro Took The Passive High Road Lol

  • @MyResellerTreasure
    @MyResellerTreasure 9 днів тому +7

    Maniacally, hysterical laughter IMMEDIATELY upon reading notification 😂
    They don't deserve the derp moniker 😅
    *top tier response by the way

  • @erzs.bathory
    @erzs.bathory 9 днів тому +5

    You have too much empathy for these people!!! Your ex-boss is a double agent LMFAO.

    • @Derapy
      @Derapy  9 днів тому +5

      Oh for sure but imma let her slide and just collect a UA-cam check lol

  • @Nemonstitch
    @Nemonstitch 9 днів тому +12

    The AUDACITY

  • @JessM-bz6yp
    @JessM-bz6yp 9 днів тому +9

    Glad you could at least walk away with your head held high. You definitely carry yourself professionally, hope this can be a good transition for ya

  • @ThisDude234
    @ThisDude234 9 днів тому +6

    LMFAO they down, we up 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

  • @Ifitaintshotbyvon
    @Ifitaintshotbyvon 9 днів тому +20

    Well that was quick 😂

    • @Derapy
      @Derapy  9 днів тому +6

      😂😂😂

  • @TriFekt
    @TriFekt 9 днів тому +8

    Aintnoway, quickest turnaround I've ever seen.

  • @Unapologetic-x9w
    @Unapologetic-x9w 9 днів тому +11

    They can't have you dammit 😂

  • @dannyollie643
    @dannyollie643 8 днів тому

    Thanks!

    • @Derapy
      @Derapy  8 днів тому +1

      No thank YOU! This is huge 😀

  • @Shannolife
    @Shannolife 9 днів тому +14

    You deserve it all

  • @justinabreu3057
    @justinabreu3057 9 днів тому +7

    I im all in on this character arc

  • @Celaeno725
    @Celaeno725 9 днів тому +12

    NEGOTIATE THE FRICKFRACK OUT OF THAT SALARY BOO

  • @brandonadrien3476
    @brandonadrien3476 9 днів тому +8

    0:00 You ain't gotta tell me twice... especially with this title 😂

  • @777y3kyungbrat
    @777y3kyungbrat 9 днів тому +4

    Bro i laught so hard when i see the title😂😂😂😂 i hope they give you a raise 😂😂😂 you was lit now you is up

  • @garethorn2584
    @garethorn2584 9 днів тому +4

    Is it bad that I saw this and wanted to scream "SPILL THE TEA, SIS!"

  • @Mason_Sova
    @Mason_Sova 7 днів тому

    3:47 the pettiness is on point here 😆

  • @GamingAndSocialism
    @GamingAndSocialism 9 днів тому +8

    The best adlibs in the game

  • @optionkunai
    @optionkunai 9 днів тому +3

    they tried to get rid of the goat, realized that all they had was chicken

  • @noraodonnell2999
    @noraodonnell2999 9 днів тому +3

    I been keeping up, and this coming across my list made me so, so happy

    • @Derapy
      @Derapy  9 днів тому +2

      Subscribe so you see me again!

  • @Nothingatall1984
    @Nothingatall1984 9 днів тому +5

    This is perfection😂😂😂😂 what glorious karma🤌🏾

  • @kingartison
    @kingartison 9 днів тому +7

    Cooked while I was still on the can

    • @Derapy
      @Derapy  9 днів тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @QuoththeRavenRequiem
    @QuoththeRavenRequiem 9 днів тому +1

    I just quit my job yesterday so seeing this in my feed is warmly cathartic.

  • @IsaacClodfelter
    @IsaacClodfelter 8 днів тому +2

    Being asked to do more work after being laid off would make me pop out and show someone for real.

  • @lvl1rock
    @lvl1rock 9 днів тому +2

    that ceo is a certified WING WONG!!!

  • @TheUglyDoctor
    @TheUglyDoctor 9 днів тому +3

    10:44 the catharsis here!!!!

  • @LarryCoffer
    @LarryCoffer 9 днів тому +3

    "You have a good heart" - Vince Staples, probably

  • @JennasChewToy
    @JennasChewToy 9 днів тому +4

    Good things are coming your way SOON

  • @Kedai610
    @Kedai610 9 днів тому +2

    When I worked in legal compliance during the early COVID pandemic, I had to reach out to a bunch of freshly laid off employees who’d lost their jobs with our clients. My bosses told me to be as polite and understanding as possible. Imagining emailing them with “heyyyyy we kinda need ur signature on this form lmao” is sending me

  • @omnitvz
    @omnitvz 8 днів тому +1

    This tea is SCALDING

  • @karleahfontes87
    @karleahfontes87 9 днів тому +5

    YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! You gotta make em feel it now

  • @thanaaabdullah3452
    @thanaaabdullah3452 9 днів тому +1

    Drake got you fired😂😂😂😂😂Jk Not to sound cliche (as Iam about to be just that) when one door closes, other opportunities open up. You are extremely talented and very entertaining and witty…You will land on your feet I believe 🙏🏽🥰

  • @Dik2Kid
    @Dik2Kid 8 днів тому +1

    i missed this bit of the saga. had to pause on pt. 3 and run over here

  • @keyshawneddy7491
    @keyshawneddy7491 9 днів тому +1

    You definitely was robbing your hand like Birdman when they called you😭😂😭😂😭😂 just to get that password

  • @NotVeryGudGamer
    @NotVeryGudGamer 9 днів тому +1

    The freestyle was fire frfr 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Amber14333
    @Amber14333 9 днів тому

    This literally happened to me when I worked HR for school bus company.
    They had me hire and train my replacement under the guise of having “extra help”.
    Came to work about month later one day and no longer had a job 😅😂
    New chick took my desk , they cleaned my stuff up. I was sooo hot lmao
    Then got text and calls about not only their email log in or their attendance and TO system password 🤦🏽‍♀️
    I didn’t answer 😅😂😂😂😂
    You better then me my brother in Christ

  • @jacquelyn311
    @jacquelyn311 9 днів тому

    Love your content, I hope you make it full-time! 💝

    • @Derapy
      @Derapy  9 днів тому +1

      This means a ton! Thank you! 🙏🏽

  • @crowcrow6546
    @crowcrow6546 8 днів тому +1

    The fact you had a whole back and forth with them is really crazy. Should've just told them your rate to fix that shit and got that shit done...

  • @bluu3393
    @bluu3393 9 днів тому +4

    You can't make this up 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @rachealbast9638
    @rachealbast9638 9 днів тому

    I love this so much. Really made my day listening to it while working for myself. 😊