This is exactly what I did when I was let go from a marketing manager job for, get this, asking for a small raise after they fired my boss, the VP of Marketing, and I took over his entire 6 figure job duties for. Instead, they hired a new VP, an incredibly worthless buddy of the CEO. I am a fast and effective workhorse, so I supported a 6 person sales team with the design and printing of all their materials, PowerPoint decks, Salesforce accounts, the corporate website and all marketing financials. When dude let me go, I told him it was going to be difficult for someone to step into the job (he had no experience) and offered to stay on a week and train the next person and he smugly said: "No, no, har har! we'll be fine." I went on my way, and felt bad for the sales people. Sure enough, he calls me a week later and, sounding harried, he starts asking me if I would stay on another month. 😅 I said, "Well Mike, I would be happy to do that, but it will have to be as a contractor,and my fee is $75/hr." (This was 22 years ago, it was nearly double my salary) He said, "Well, I guess we deserved that." Agreed Derapy. Always remember - middle managers and coordinators do all the work and are paid sht. There is no loyalty in business, you can be fired at will, any day, and it happens all the time for reasons that have nothing to do with you. Keep it professional for the reference if you need one (some jobs require calling all of your recent employers, which is blsht, because there's always psycho bosses.) Good luck! 👌
we all know they just looked at some numbers on a spread sheet and said “nah we can cut that with absolutely 0 negative repercussions what so ever” And they get paid more than everyone to fucking do it 😮💨
When companies give you severance, they usually make you sign a bunch of legal non-disparaging agreements and terms for finishing your work. They’re the ones that fucked up by not giving you severance.
“I’ll just call Instagram” That is gold and will never get old! What an incredible test of character that was. You feel way too sorry for your former boss who didn’t protect you! In Kendrick’s words: “Everybody questionable” 😅
It is 100% NOT a serious company. It’s so absolutely so weird they didn’t give you a company phone for these exact same reasons. You’re so much better off. Proud of you for keeping it professional and having empathy towards your boss.
Just FYI. Any help you do do for them offer to do as an independent contractor at an hourly rate of 5X your old Salary +3 months severance. If they are desperate enough to already ask for help they might actually say yes lol.
That HR department should've been laid off instead. Seriously the first thing you do when laying off/creating account is to NOT have it tied to a personal phone (or an employee's phone that isnt turned in when they are laid off/fired). Seriously, what a clown move.
I like that you took the good karma/ bigger person route (while allowing them to sweat the error of their ways for a moment). As soon as I figure out how to do it, I’m going to upgrade my monthly tier. Good karma
They way they cut you off? "Fuck you, pay me." Would've been my kindest response. I can handle stress, but incompetence and willful bull? That makes me real impatient with people. My professionalism goes out the window, screw the years of working with customers, children and parents.
Same thing happened to me working for a client that fired us for being too slow. Few days later got a call saying they need us back so I told them my rate will be going up and that the next available time I would be available would be next year.
Yes! I strive to obtain your level of patience and understanding... Because all I would be thinking about is when she wasn't answering my calls the day I got canned!! Bless you!! 👏🏾
When I worked in legal compliance during the early COVID pandemic, I had to reach out to a bunch of freshly laid off employees who’d lost their jobs with our clients. My bosses told me to be as polite and understanding as possible. Imagining emailing them with “heyyyyy we kinda need ur signature on this form lmao” is sending me
Drake got you fired😂😂😂😂😂Jk Not to sound cliche (as Iam about to be just that) when one door closes, other opportunities open up. You are extremely talented and very entertaining and witty…You will land on your feet I believe 🙏🏽🥰
This literally happened to me when I worked HR for school bus company. They had me hire and train my replacement under the guise of having “extra help”. Came to work about month later one day and no longer had a job 😅😂 New chick took my desk , they cleaned my stuff up. I was sooo hot lmao Then got text and calls about not only their email log in or their attendance and TO system password 🤦🏽♀️ I didn’t answer 😅😂😂😂😂 You better then me my brother in Christ
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No way bruh😂😂😂😂😂
what's the instrumental at the end?
@@Xero5273you only live twice
Should of reply with , "Irony, I guess my hard work let the company down ! Lol"
😂😂😂😂😂
Whatever tho!
lmaoo
“it’s whatever doe”
Whatever tho. All these employees acting questionable 😂
“We plotted for a week but now we need you for information”
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
This shit hilarious
Fuck me I just made the whole connection
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The correct response is “I would be happy to help you, as an independent consultant my rates are $150 an hour with a 2 hour minimum.”
Awesome comment
This is exactly what I did when I was let go from a marketing manager job for, get this, asking for a small raise after they fired my boss, the VP of Marketing, and I took over his entire 6 figure job duties for. Instead, they hired a new VP, an incredibly worthless buddy of the CEO. I am a fast and effective workhorse, so I supported a 6 person sales team with the design and printing of all their materials, PowerPoint decks, Salesforce accounts, the corporate website and all marketing financials. When dude let me go, I told him it was going to be difficult for someone to step into the job (he had no experience) and offered to stay on a week and train the next person and he smugly said: "No, no, har har! we'll be fine." I went on my way, and felt bad for the sales people. Sure enough, he calls me a week later and, sounding harried, he starts asking me if I would stay on another month. 😅 I said, "Well Mike, I would be happy to do that, but it will have to be as a contractor,and my fee is $75/hr." (This was 22 years ago, it was nearly double my salary) He said, "Well, I guess we deserved that." Agreed Derapy. Always remember - middle managers and coordinators do all the work and are paid sht. There is no loyalty in business, you can be fired at will, any day, and it happens all the time for reasons that have nothing to do with you. Keep it professional for the reference if you need one (some jobs require calling all of your recent employers, which is blsht, because there's always psycho bosses.) Good luck! 👌
The correct response
Yes. This is the correct response
@@Yvonne-Bellapersonally, I'd at least ask for my severance.
I subscribed for the Kendrick stuff, but now I’m invested in this man’s personal/professional tea
real
Same
This is reminding me of "You could not live with your own failure, and where did that lead you? Back to me" 😂
nah fr
Facts
You'd think that they would account for these things, but nah 🙄
we all know they just looked at some numbers on a spread sheet and said “nah we can cut that with absolutely 0 negative repercussions what so ever”
And they get paid more than everyone to fucking do it 😮💨
Lmaoo oh yeah that’s a fact.
WHATEVER DOE
When companies give you severance, they usually make you sign a bunch of legal non-disparaging agreements and terms for finishing your work. They’re the ones that fucked up by not giving you severance.
Oh for sure
I’d much rather pay me a band or two than have these episodes exist.
I was waiting for this comment
Severance means NDA and promising not to sue them. They can shove it.
Former employer: “We can’t get into our own Instagram account”
Derapy: “Damn that’s crazy. Anyway hope you figure it out”
Lmaaoooo 😂😂😂
Golly, that job is THE toxic ex ☠️☠️☠️
Ran tf over here when I saw the notification 💀
SAAAAAAME
No one :
Your former boss : "I'ma call John Instagram about this 2FA situation"
I would have already deleted her contact and been like "who dis?"
Or kept it unread 😂
😂😂😂💯
if it was me they'd be cooked because I don't pick up unknown number they go straight to spam
I feel like im watching a sitcom
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Your boss texted back and really said “ur gonna be soooo mad at me 👉👈🥺”
😂😂😂😭😭😭
💀 💀 💀
👀 WHAT...in my Kendrick Peekaboo voice.
😂😂
Hmm.
The CALL INSTAGRAM bit is still the WILDEST thing to me 😭🤣
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10:22 “fortunately for her I’m a god fearing man” I’m cackling
That job PLAY ENTIRELY TOO MUCH. I wouldnt have replied to her, she didnt have time to reply to you.
Keep 👏🏽 That 👏🏽 Same 👏🏽 Energy 👏🏽 BooBoo
Much love from australia, "fk the bosses" is a universal feeling that we can all understand 💪
Ayyyy thank you so much!
Workplace: Turn 2fa off, turn 2fa off. It got crazy, scary, spooky-
Derapy: H I L A R I O U S 😂
I would have kept them locked out for as long as I could. 😂😂😂
I would have been like, sorry I don't know how, but anyway I'm not getting paid, good luck losers
I strive to be this petty 😂
Should’ve told them I don’t know who this is or why yall reached out but you should probably figure it the hell out
stories about employees one upping shitty employers? MY FAVORITE 😩😩
Now “WING WONGS” will be stuck with me for another week my wife is going to hate me 😂
I've been saying it nonstop for days lmao
“I’ll just call Instagram” That is gold and will never get old! What an incredible test of character that was. You feel way too sorry for your former boss who didn’t protect you! In Kendrick’s words: “Everybody questionable” 😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
7:10 in and, my god, apparently when they said they were going in another direction the direction was straight off a cliff 😭
😂😂😂😂😂
Imma be honest bro, i wouldn't have helped then.
"Sorry i deleted the 2fa app, you cant get access anymore"
I wouldn't even pick up.... for a day or two, i believe in karma too
@@stellviahohenheimthat’s just being spiteful lol
@@creepiestkobe5071 for decent reason
Certified WingWong™ 😂
It is 100% NOT a serious company. It’s so absolutely so weird they didn’t give you a company phone for these exact same reasons. You’re so much better off. Proud of you for keeping it professional and having empathy towards your boss.
Derapy: "But truthfully I dont have a hating bone in my body."
2FA is literally basic security. If you don't have it you're just cooking your self waiting to be served. A strong password is not enough.
The scream that left my body!🤣 My old job did this crap before when they couldn't get into an old database that held medical records.
Just FYI. Any help you do do for them offer to do as an independent contractor at an hourly rate of 5X your old Salary +3 months severance. If they are desperate enough to already ask for help they might actually say yes lol.
That HR department should've been laid off instead. Seriously the first thing you do when laying off/creating account is to NOT have it tied to a personal phone (or an employee's phone that isnt turned in when they are laid off/fired). Seriously, what a clown move.
I like that you took the good karma/ bigger person route (while allowing them to sweat the error of their ways for a moment). As soon as I figure out how to do it, I’m going to upgrade my monthly tier. Good karma
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Hahaha. I like that you're in the minority in these comments 😂
Love to see that we all ran over here fast to laugh at them lmfaoooo
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10:11 I love the implication here that if you weren't a god fearing man you wouldn't have let her in, lmao
I heard what happen to the 'Gram not sorry for your loss.
Peekaboo😊😅😂
(popcorn crunching noises)
They way they cut you off? "Fuck you, pay me." Would've been my kindest response. I can handle stress, but incompetence and willful bull? That makes me real impatient with people. My professionalism goes out the window, screw the years of working with customers, children and parents.
100 percent should have forced them to agree to a severance package!
You're a good dude because that wingwong would've been left on 'read' f'n with me.
And im a God-fearing woman but hey, im petty too.
Lol they fucked around and found out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Derapy : Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe, but now this(chuckle) does put a smile on face.
😂😂😂
Under 5 mins gang. I will be joining the sponsor gang soon. Fuck yo old job we got you
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That's crazy. You're better than me, I would have just ignored that text.
Yeah but what about my podcast 😂
Same thing happened to me working for a client that fired us for being too slow. Few days later got a call saying they need us back so I told them my rate will be going up and that the next available time I would be available would be next year.
You're way more mature then me, I would've sounded like Uncle Ruckus on some "Well Well Well..."
Season 4 of Derapy gonna be his villain arc.
It's so sad but so funny at the same time. Literally too good at the job they CREATED for you.
Yes! I strive to obtain your level of patience and understanding... Because all I would be thinking about is when she wasn't answering my calls the day I got canned!! Bless you!! 👏🏾
You are a better person than me, showing empathy and respect for people that had none for you 👌🔥🔥🔥
oh you better than me, she woulda been thinking my number had changed. 🤷🏾♀️
You better than me cause I wouldn't have answered. Period. 😂
Yeah but I wanted you to have this episode lol
@@Derapy 😂
Goddamn this is an entertaining and depressing story.
“I can call Instagram” made me laugh out loud.
Don’t let the wingwongs get you down!
Hearing you happy with gold digger in the background really made this episode enjoyable!! Keep grinding 🙏🏼🙏🏼
LMFAO Peak Management move
Love that Tyler in the background. I'm sitting here singing "I hope you find yourseeeeeelf"
Nah get the check. They need a consultant.
I’m here for this turn of event!!! 👀👀👀
Never Clicked A Derapy Pod So Fast 😂 Bro Took The Passive High Road Lol
Maniacally, hysterical laughter IMMEDIATELY upon reading notification 😂
They don't deserve the derp moniker 😅
*top tier response by the way
You have too much empathy for these people!!! Your ex-boss is a double agent LMFAO.
Oh for sure but imma let her slide and just collect a UA-cam check lol
The AUDACITY
Glad you could at least walk away with your head held high. You definitely carry yourself professionally, hope this can be a good transition for ya
LMFAO they down, we up 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
Well that was quick 😂
😂😂😂
Aintnoway, quickest turnaround I've ever seen.
They can't have you dammit 😂
Straight up😂
Thanks!
No thank YOU! This is huge 😀
You deserve it all
I im all in on this character arc
NEGOTIATE THE FRICKFRACK OUT OF THAT SALARY BOO
0:00 You ain't gotta tell me twice... especially with this title 😂
Bro i laught so hard when i see the title😂😂😂😂 i hope they give you a raise 😂😂😂 you was lit now you is up
Is it bad that I saw this and wanted to scream "SPILL THE TEA, SIS!"
3:47 the pettiness is on point here 😆
The best adlibs in the game
they tried to get rid of the goat, realized that all they had was chicken
I been keeping up, and this coming across my list made me so, so happy
Subscribe so you see me again!
This is perfection😂😂😂😂 what glorious karma🤌🏾
Cooked while I was still on the can
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I just quit my job yesterday so seeing this in my feed is warmly cathartic.
Being asked to do more work after being laid off would make me pop out and show someone for real.
that ceo is a certified WING WONG!!!
10:44 the catharsis here!!!!
"You have a good heart" - Vince Staples, probably
Good things are coming your way SOON
When I worked in legal compliance during the early COVID pandemic, I had to reach out to a bunch of freshly laid off employees who’d lost their jobs with our clients. My bosses told me to be as polite and understanding as possible. Imagining emailing them with “heyyyyy we kinda need ur signature on this form lmao” is sending me
This tea is SCALDING
YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! You gotta make em feel it now
Drake got you fired😂😂😂😂😂Jk Not to sound cliche (as Iam about to be just that) when one door closes, other opportunities open up. You are extremely talented and very entertaining and witty…You will land on your feet I believe 🙏🏽🥰
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i missed this bit of the saga. had to pause on pt. 3 and run over here
You definitely was robbing your hand like Birdman when they called you😭😂😭😂😭😂 just to get that password
The freestyle was fire frfr 🔥🔥🔥
This literally happened to me when I worked HR for school bus company.
They had me hire and train my replacement under the guise of having “extra help”.
Came to work about month later one day and no longer had a job 😅😂
New chick took my desk , they cleaned my stuff up. I was sooo hot lmao
Then got text and calls about not only their email log in or their attendance and TO system password 🤦🏽♀️
I didn’t answer 😅😂😂😂😂
You better then me my brother in Christ
Love your content, I hope you make it full-time! 💝
This means a ton! Thank you! 🙏🏽
The fact you had a whole back and forth with them is really crazy. Should've just told them your rate to fix that shit and got that shit done...
You can't make this up 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
I love this so much. Really made my day listening to it while working for myself. 😊