Jack, 7:06 That chonk bird is called a Takahe, and it's from New Zealand (my home country.) There are quite a few on Kāpiti Island if your want to see one. I have also seen a few Takahe in my time. P.s they are highly endangered and only on pest free islands such as Kāpiti island and very rarely in the wild.
It is flightless and one of the biggest rails (Rallidae family) and just awesome, an actual herbivorous dinosaur. Good thing they are still kicking about, I hope we never lose them but I would not be surprised...
2:10 Here in Europe we consider 4 hours travel 'way too far for a daytrip', while in Canada and the USA this is a totally acceptable it seems. I discovered this when my cousin from Canada was visiting. She had a hard time understanding why my sister didn't come say hi, even though she was on a holiday about a 5 hour drive away 😅
My grandparents used to have to drive 3 hours just to buy groceries (new clothes and such) for the kids. That's just the down journey, then they'd drive 3 hours back the same day to get home. In the Midwest, 1 hour's worth of travel is roughly 70 miles (1.6 km). In densely populated areas (typically coasts) 1 hour's worth of travel is less and probably closer to the distances you might expect in Europe.
the thing about waitrose is more about how waitrose and booths have an agreement to not compete in each others territory, we have stupidly overrpriced ready meals in the north too
4:10 as someone who's experienced both American traffic and Caribbean islands honking, we in the Caribbean are far more likely to honk at you for literally anything at all. Except in new york. Y'all need help.
On the map with the shark facts it didn't show the uk or new Zealand .I do t know whether it was Intentional but that was the one thing that stuck out to me
Jack,your a big inspiration to my channel and I absolutely love your vids ! And I am still waiting for that trip to Equatorial Guinea Ik you won’t read this but your content is amazing !
7:08 that bird is the Takahe. There are only around 400 left and they were thought to be extinct until they were rediscovered in 1948. If you want to see one there are some at Auckland Zoo or Zealandia in Wellington.
The bird is a Takahe!!!! Native to New Zealand and extremely endangered just over 400 left, if you want to see one, go to a nature park called "Zealandia" in Wellington!!! :)
2:24 nah, its west America, middle America, and east America. Except the middle took over the east and trying to get in us west coasters personal space by being super friendly. Help, someone from Missouri is cutting my lawn and changing the oil of my car free of charge!
4:38 personally, i'm not too much of a fan of new york pizza. the crust is too thin for me, although i don't usually make a point of arguing with angry new yorkers edit: i don't like visiting jersey, so i can't really say much about their pizza but i assume it's a lot like ny's
4:48 The phrase 'The world is yours' is in the 1983 film Scarface 'The world is yours' is also the name, of the Scarface video game (Scarface The world is yours), on the PS2
0:04 as a mongolian, i feel offended because not only this meme's creator didn't search for original GIF on wikipedia, [insert pronoun] didn't even bother to edit the year on the second picture, so low effort
I haven't looked into it greatly but I feel like either Baarle-Hertog with Netherlands/Belgium (assuming you go through or over buildings) or India/Bangladesh would be the record for crossing the most borders in a straight line. There's some crazy border lines around Haldibari and Patgram in eastern India. That's a GeoWizard video waiting to happen.
A large part of the Canada-USA border is theoretically 49°N, but isn't it *actually* the result of a survey, inaccuracies and all? So a straight line could cross it many times.
"They're just blissfully unaware that I have to be on a train for like 4 hours." Either that or they don't think any thing of it. If I have a friend flying into Seattle for a week end, I'll take a bus up to hang out. I'm in Portland, Seattle is 3.5 hours north on a bus. It's just not that far to travel and really isn't a big deal. The pizza one is also wrong. Portland's pizza is pretty damn good. I was surprised when I traveled because I expected the pizza in chicago and new york to be next level amazing but no, it's not that much better. I think it's because pizza isn't the type of food portland is really known for. It's more known for food carts and more unique dishes.
7:08 it is a takahe or maybe a very fat pukeko found in marshy places in new zealand. You aren't meant to touch takahe because they are endangered, and good luck catching a pukeko lmao
i'd wear a deerstalker 🔍
first reply
Bring dislike button!
5 hrs ago UA-cam with 6 likes pinned comment
(That’s just what it is)
Tell Neal to bring back the dislike button
Deerstalkers are good hats.
real
"Sometimes I look up to the moon and I think to myself I-I wou...woush...IwoushIwaso... I would like to go to the moon" Very well said Jack.
I read this right as he said it-
Yeah that kinda made me laugh😂
IF your a christian you need to repent of your sins PLZ
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@@tegcatsame
The Time Jack runs out of adjectives will be devastating
@@JolzyOMG i thought u a bot till i looked at yo goofy profile pic
“Maps I find Devastating”
@@Jolzy Let's go!!! I randomly found a Thai person online!!!!!
@@MaxNotDesignPro lol
Maps I find at 3AM
Jack, 7:06 That chonk bird is called a Takahe, and it's from New Zealand (my home country.) There are quite a few on Kāpiti Island if your want to see one. I have also seen a few Takahe in my time. P.s they are highly endangered and only on pest free islands such as Kāpiti island and very rarely in the wild.
Yes, but a bird like it just not as fat is a Pukeko more common in areas with not many buildings or people, (p.s I'm from NZ to)
Nice 😀
It is flightless and one of the biggest rails (Rallidae family) and just awesome, an actual herbivorous dinosaur. Good thing they are still kicking about, I hope we never lose them but I would not be surprised...
Also on mototapu island behind rangitoto I've seen a few there
IF your a christian you need to repent of your sins PLZ
Jacks reaction to Australia and Russia being switched is hilarious 😅
Switch Australia with China, and flip both upside down
Blud has to comment twice on a vid💀💀
@@Trinibadness1 6 times*
@@idkroblox2 think you’re glitched bro
.YOU HAVE MORE THAN TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO
2:10 Here in Europe we consider 4 hours travel 'way too far for a daytrip', while in Canada and the USA this is a totally acceptable it seems. I discovered this when my cousin from Canada was visiting. She had a hard time understanding why my sister didn't come say hi, even though she was on a holiday about a 5 hour drive away 😅
I live in the US and we will literally drive 4 hours to the beach, stay for a few hours, and drive home lol
I live in central Florida and I can confirm that it takes at least four hours just to get out of the state.
@@casey33912 for texas one side to the other, even more for california long ways
In Michigan four hours is a bit long but you are never more than an hour from a beach
My grandparents used to have to drive 3 hours just to buy groceries (new clothes and such) for the kids. That's just the down journey, then they'd drive 3 hours back the same day to get home. In the Midwest, 1 hour's worth of travel is roughly 70 miles (1.6 km). In densely populated areas (typically coasts) 1 hour's worth of travel is less and probably closer to the distances you might expect in Europe.
Yay i love WHEN you make map videos keep up the good work Jack i appreciate it❤😊👍
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IF your a christian you need to repent of your sins PLZ
I'm convinced Jack is going to go to the British embassy and make new words officially just for this series
i don't think he will need to
knowing there is so god damn many synonyms for
"amazing" "awesome" "spectacular" or "astonishing"
IF your a christian you need to repent your sins PLZ
Jack just makes my day 10000000x better with every single one of his videos, Thanks Jack lol
IF your a christian you need to repent of your sins PLZ
4:30 Jack missed Chicago which is marked as “something they call pizza but isn’t really pizza” 😂
Hello jack, I love your videos!
Please do maps I find
supercalifragilisticexpialadocious
it would be so funny!
Bro you know what that even means?
@@CLoudzy___54 it means "extraordinarily good"
@@realpeel ohh thanks for 1 second I thought doesn’t that mean an illness
@@CLoudzy___54The one that means an illness is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
@@NaSaBiii79 Or Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism
Listening to Jack pronounce all the states without the letters AMERICA made my day
same lol
It sounds like chinese
*SSSSSPP*
@@finni3655that’s what I thought! Like Chinese or Korean or something
@@perla5465 borderline racist but ok....
3:40 Jack is having way to much fun here
7:04 That bird is a takahē from NZ. The photo hasn't been altered; they really are that chonky.
Yep, (I’m born in nz) Chur cuzzie get me a pie from BP AY BRUTHA
Cant wait for 7:11 to be at the no context channel
Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂
@@KiddKishexactly what i was gonna reply
💀💀💀💀💀💀 I hope it ain’t what I’m thinking it is XD 💀💀💀💀
Jackisgoodatgeography
Not soo sure about that 😂😂😂
@@ericfarr189 buddy the past is the past
Out of context moment:
7:30
That's a lotta damage
Urgh dam shoes
4:50
my back is itchy, do you itch for me?
ok where?
SPAIN
0:24 ayoo that's the guy that's well known for a series called "Map Man"
8:11
Central America has disappeared 😂
3:47 Russians trying to name all of the states
more like asians we are alright with states names I think only problem is accent (most of Russians have it)
5:35 well, I know whats not going to be my job 💀
You know at this time Finland has st peters burg
Jack - you’ve already beaten Trinidad and Tobago! And (everybody’s favourite) Equatorial Guinea, for that matter!
Now he HAS to go there and browse the internet with Microsoft Edge
@@simo_viewer_pr9030but not while his dogs are around
JSAG in 2030: Maps I find "adjective"
6:21 I've never realised how tiny finland and sweden were 😮
2:11 as an American, 4 hours just sitting and driving is nothing.
4:11 Honking your car is actually uncommon in Thailand.
the thing about waitrose is more about how waitrose and booths have an agreement to not compete in each others territory, we have stupidly overrpriced ready meals in the north too
7:10 What Was That Bro?
It’s a bird called the Takahē
He wants to rub that bird
The last one was so personel 💀
Jack makes my day even if I’m mad if he says the wrong country
Jack pronouncing these place names sound like stereotypical Mandarin😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 3:48
Detroits pizza being called “bad” is a disgrace
Detroit’s pizza being called “bad” is a nightmare
Off topic, but I thought I broke my new headphones/old phone and then realised I literally just had the volume down😅
3:35 Jack now has some sort of African Stereotypical Accent
Hi Jack, the bird is from my home country New Zealand and it is a highly endangered species called a Takahē 7:12
I like how Jack calls a square a rectangle.
A square is a rectangle.
5:41 i love how Finland has a chunk of Russia
4:10 as someone who's experienced both American traffic and Caribbean islands honking, we in the Caribbean are far more likely to honk at you for literally anything at all.
Except in new york. Y'all need help.
As a New Yorker who doesn’t have a drivers license yet I will try my best not to honk in the future
In Chicago the fake pizza they are talking about is deep dish pizza and when I ate it I was confused
6:44 that’s literally what my mother thought on how North American looked
List of video ideas:
- flags i find dumb
- flags i find stupid
- flags i find useless
- flags i find ridiculous
8:30 As a resident of D.i.c.kland I can confirm!
On the map with the shark facts it didn't show the uk or new Zealand .I do t know whether it was Intentional but that was the one thing that stuck out to me
5:43 flavoured
Jack,your a big inspiration to my channel and I absolutely love your vids ! And I am still waiting for that trip to Equatorial Guinea Ik you won’t read this but your content is amazing !
1:10 didn’t think many people even know who Robbie and Gary are any more!
5:44 “Unflavored” is SO FUNNY 😭💀😂
3:54: what language is Jack speaking
It’s unenglishese duh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Japanese
It’s Nglsh.
Korean
7:08 that bird is the Takahe. There are only around 400 left and they were thought to be extinct until they were rediscovered in 1948. If you want to see one there are some at Auckland Zoo or Zealandia in Wellington.
Maximum pdf size at 2:15 is 381 not 7000
381^2 meters
2:46 Jack: can name every single country in the world
Also Jack: calls a rectangle a square! 😂
4:00 ohio is the best one there, Oho isn’t a bad name.
Shouldn’t it be h
POKO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE GET BACK TO PLAYING PROJECT FLIGHT
The bird is a Takahe!!!! Native to New Zealand and extremely endangered just over 400 left, if you want to see one, go to a nature park called "Zealandia" in Wellington!!! :)
i may not be a MAP but i am so dumb
Wow your verified😮
2:46 "sometimes i look at the moon and think to myself"
*"what a wonderful world"*
6:00 : I found a way to cross through Bangladesh and India 32 times while walking in a strait line.
CONGRATS!!!
on having more subscribers than the population of Trinidad and Tabago and next the Equatorial guinea only 2k subs more
0:49 why is he showing us the map of the ocean
lmao
yeah, i just see a map of pure blue...
Nono, you missed turkiye in the botton right-ish
😂😂😂 the template got me clicking on the vid but 3:56 is my fav part
2:24 nah, its west America, middle America, and east America. Except the middle took over the east and trying to get in us west coasters personal space by being super friendly. Help, someone from Missouri is cutting my lawn and changing the oil of my car free of charge!
3:55 i was rolling in laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
7:40 already saw that on reddit
4:17 Singapore and Hong Kong(I think) are 2 blue dots in a sea of red
Also Rwanda and the UAE
Bro started speaking Japanese 🇯🇵 3:54
Real😂
Jack:That Is A Big Slice Of Icy Pie
Antarctica:Am I A Joke To You
how did jack see europe???? i couldnt see a thing at 0:55
Yeah I saw a tiny bit of an outline maybe he figured out it was Europe and he was trolling
Wdym
4:34 as someone from Chicago, I deeply agree with this map. Deep dish isn’t pizza… it’s art
4:38
personally, i'm not too much of a fan of new york pizza. the crust is too thin for me, although i don't usually make a point of arguing with angry new yorkers
edit: i don't like visiting jersey, so i can't really say much about their pizza but i assume it's a lot like ny's
4:14 they got Laos wrong in that one. It is rather uncommon to hear honking in Laos, Lao people are too polite 😂😂
2:46 for NoContextJackSucksAtLife 🤣
Edit: actually there's a few hundred good opportunities in this video, I can't keep count
4:48 The phrase 'The world is yours' is in the 1983 film Scarface
'The world is yours' is also the name, of the Scarface video game (Scarface The world is yours), on the PS2
Petition for jack to learn all the capitals
⬇️
Shut up
7:05 jack if you're really curious that bird is a takahe they are native to New Zealand and there is less than a thousand left
Cool though I hope they can recover.
0:22 hey don’t be mean to Jay Foreman
5:36
Finland: Prime Minister? Nah, I would just take a bite out of Russia.
7:53 iykyk 💀💀💀
can u explain please
Cypetmwys?
Jack is the British person I don’t want to perish
0:04 as a mongolian, i feel offended because not only this meme's creator didn't search for original GIF on wikipedia, [insert pronoun] didn't even bother to edit the year on the second picture, so low effort
frr im mongolian too
I haven't looked into it greatly but I feel like either Baarle-Hertog with Netherlands/Belgium (assuming you go through or over buildings) or India/Bangladesh would be the record for crossing the most borders in a straight line. There's some crazy border lines around Haldibari and Patgram in eastern India.
That's a GeoWizard video waiting to happen.
A large part of the Canada-USA border is theoretically 49°N, but isn't it *actually* the result of a survey, inaccuracies and all? So a straight line could cross it many times.
3:54 Welcome Russian Jack with a Japanese accent...
yay
As a New Yorker, I can confirm the pizza map is true.
0:22 MAPMEN!!!!!
Map men once replied to my comment! It is a really good channel as well
0:55 poland is really cool. thank you
5:09 im so offended.
Eu tbm
POV: Everyone comments Jack never fails to entertain us when the video hasn't started yet
8:38 U already did
he probably filmed it a week or 2 ago
@@kaput_hodgeit was a year…
I love that the eating Johan de Witt one actually said "UNFLAVORED."
2:44 do you know what a square is?
can you make a "drawing countryballs by memory" video next please
6:15 its not dumB it is ok
"They're just blissfully unaware that I have to be on a train for like 4 hours." Either that or they don't think any thing of it. If I have a friend flying into Seattle for a week end, I'll take a bus up to hang out. I'm in Portland, Seattle is 3.5 hours north on a bus. It's just not that far to travel and really isn't a big deal.
The pizza one is also wrong. Portland's pizza is pretty damn good. I was surprised when I traveled because I expected the pizza in chicago and new york to be next level amazing but no, it's not that much better. I think it's because pizza isn't the type of food portland is really known for. It's more known for food carts and more unique dishes.
4:59: Jck hvng strok! pls hlp!
Next: Maps i find outstanding
6:53 as a Bosniak im proud that we can take this L on Croatia
Sorry u have no ocean
@@somebodyoncetoldme4640 what about Neum?
@@anonimni1288 only 12 miles of coastline, so not much. In such a small area too. Croatia kinda screwed yall over when Yugoslavia split
HEY!!!!
7:08 it is a takahe or maybe a very fat pukeko found in marshy places in new zealand. You aren't meant to touch takahe because they are endangered, and good luck catching a pukeko lmao
8:24 really a cap map
“That bird is amazing where is that bird I wanna do this to it” Jack Massey Welsh 2023
0:56 it clearly didn’t help them out too much in wars did it, jack 😂
1:58 how's that offensive
because ski mask is mostly associated with robbery
because it’s a literal robber mask
@@wwandmitski do you think people made it for robbing? it's a ski mask
It’s a balaclava I think. It helps against snow and icy wind
@@interneteris well, it’s accosiated with robbers much more than skiing (sorry for English)