This Might Be the Cringiest Reality Show of All Time (Love & Translation)

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  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
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  • @bigbean1681
    @bigbean1681 7 місяців тому +514

    I’m sick of these little islands.

    • @Jayumzzz
      @Jayumzzz 7 місяців тому +45

      You sound like Asuelu..

    • @bigbean1681
      @bigbean1681 7 місяців тому +29

      @@Jayumzzz I mean, how can they host this show on an island without Asuelu? He’s literally the little island guy.

    • @axlneztsosie3176
      @axlneztsosie3176 7 місяців тому +17

      Asuelu's an ISLAND BOY!!

    • @kevinsaviro2708
      @kevinsaviro2708 7 місяців тому

      @@axlneztsosie3176ITS A BOYS NIGHT

  • @sandpiper5705
    @sandpiper5705 7 місяців тому +534

    The blueberry song was so embarrassing that it hurt. He physically harmed me with secondhand embarrassment.

    • @lizlikes405
      @lizlikes405 7 місяців тому +10

      Yes , I felt like hiding 😖

    • @bs9696
      @bs9696 7 місяців тому

      I thought it was cute.. no homo

    • @Hhej927
      @Hhej927 7 місяців тому +4

      I liked the blueberry song

    • @JaySantana2
      @JaySantana2 7 місяців тому

      I think he likes hearing himself talk and since they can’t ask any questions to keep the conversation flowing he resorted to the song 😂

    • @froogality
      @froogality 7 місяців тому +1

      Lmaoooo

  • @CornbreadOracle
    @CornbreadOracle 7 місяців тому +397

    Can’t wait for the episode when they reveal the chicks all speak English fluently as a second language 😂

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 5 місяців тому +1

      Omg, that would be hilarious 😂

    • @jaredharrell5711
      @jaredharrell5711 4 місяці тому

      😂😂😂

    • @Sinsteel
      @Sinsteel 4 місяці тому +2

      I honestly think some of them do understand English but are under orders not to use it to help the dudes who, btw, all had zero creativity.

    • @washingtonotters7816
      @washingtonotters7816 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Sinsteelit’s almost like English is the most common language spoken for business and comers around the world. Yes more people speak Hindi in the world but pretty much only people I’m India speak it, where as English is spoken around the world to some degree for varies reasons. Plus america? What countries boarder America? Canada that pretty much only speaks English (I’m Canadian and only took French to 6th grade) and Mexico. Unless you leave on a boarder state with Mexico a second langue is just a hobby to make you cool. In other nations English is taught as a necessity in any business

    • @1milksteak1
      @1milksteak1 2 місяці тому

      This is only logical outcome for this show lmao

  • @504problems
    @504problems 7 місяців тому +247

    I dunno man, blueberry was a banger, but it still cant touch the masterpiece, "I Love You, Chicken"

    • @YaLittleFriend
      @YaLittleFriend 7 місяців тому +10

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @WhoisFulcanelli
      @WhoisFulcanelli 7 місяців тому +6

      deep cut

    • @_gonna_renew_my_sinew
      @_gonna_renew_my_sinew 7 місяців тому +11

      You must have forgotten
      “I love you I love you I love you, I love you, I love youuu”

    • @samanthaeichhorn4319
      @samanthaeichhorn4319 7 місяців тому +4

      Nah “I want kisses” is still #1 on this side of the country 😂😂

    • @kro0018
      @kro0018 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂yesss

  • @helco2856
    @helco2856 7 місяців тому +95

    This is like when kids in elementary would run fast to impress girls lmao

  • @LisaSoulLevelHealing
    @LisaSoulLevelHealing 7 місяців тому +246

    They never thought of......providing anything? Like a flower, a romantic gesture? Make a game that doesnt need words but is fun and amusing, give everyone a random tool so they can start making music together, grab flashcards and make symbols to tell a story....nah? Nothong 🙄 these men provide NOTHING.
    I would have liked to have seen if men from other cultures would fare better.
    I would have had so much fun with this....

    • @colletti914
      @colletti914 7 місяців тому +29

      I feel like no matter what culture, it takes a certain type of tool to be on one of these shows. The type that can't be bothered to learn any type of skill or charm.
      ...to be fair though, I'm not wearing a shirt. So, idk what you want to do with that info.

    • @brookelynnwu8016
      @brookelynnwu8016 7 місяців тому +14

      No, men just want to flex themselves instead of being charming. Lmaoo

    • @prairiemutt4591
      @prairiemutt4591 7 місяців тому +2

      Twister is literally a visual game so ik that sounds dumb, but with these guys it’s something

    • @llynnmarks3382
      @llynnmarks3382 7 місяців тому +1

      How would the games work?

    • @bear1050
      @bear1050 7 місяців тому +3

      Yeah, you sound like fun. Insane, but fun.

  • @whyamilikethis1998
    @whyamilikethis1998 7 місяців тому +134

    Petition to have a version of this where the women secretly speak English and only reveal it at the end after the men have been "creative" in trying to communicate lol

    • @RubyBlueUwU
      @RubyBlueUwU 7 місяців тому +17

      Alternatively (maybe season two lmao) have one person who is secretly fluent in all the languages and has to try to hold in their laughter at every interaction

  • @cryinsquirrel
    @cryinsquirrel 6 місяців тому +14

    "I can tell she's been hurt", dude Giselle looks straight crying

  • @cloudytoni1224
    @cloudytoni1224 7 місяців тому +34

    "perhaps she too slipped on a blueberry" ahahah this had me rolling obsessed w ur videos

  • @ccb6013
    @ccb6013 7 місяців тому +68

    This show is meant to be exclusively watched via recaps and clips....the cringe is deadly otherwise.

  • @kylarae367
    @kylarae367 7 місяців тому +69

    I lost it when you played the blueberry song while they were staring into each other's eyes 😂

    • @bkkersey93
      @bkkersey93 7 місяців тому +5

      And it's hilarious even more when it's so quick and abruptly stops.

    • @WhoisFulcanelli
      @WhoisFulcanelli 7 місяців тому +7

      man has level 100 comedic timing w his editing lol

  • @Jules-916
    @Jules-916 7 місяців тому +18

    "She doesn't speak English? Well she'll definitely understand me if I switch to a Southern accent!"

  • @trey8872
    @trey8872 7 місяців тому +48

    Trip’s pupils are seriously dilated. I’m guessing he “powdered his nose” a lot during filming.

    • @RubyBlueUwU
      @RubyBlueUwU 7 місяців тому +12

      It is kinda in his name, to be fair

    • @pattykochenower4222
      @pattykochenower4222 6 місяців тому +4

      He freakin talks like a caveman , even when he got the translator .. 🙄🙄🙄

    • @spacemermaid1111
      @spacemermaid1111 5 місяців тому

      I thought he was wasted the whole time

    • @jacquelineuthoff4247
      @jacquelineuthoff4247 11 днів тому

      That won't dilate your pupils 😬

  • @trillyBTV
    @trillyBTV 7 місяців тому +124

    “The eyes are the soul to your window👁️✨” -Little island

    • @Emily_Paris
      @Emily_Paris 7 місяців тому

      I’m sorry but isn’t it
      The eyes are the window to your soul?
      Either way, it’s a true fact.

    • @trillyBTV
      @trillyBTV 7 місяців тому +3

      @@Emily_Paris if you knew who I was referring too you would get why I said it incorrect lol

    • @ajheartsong
      @ajheartsong 7 місяців тому

      The blueberries are the windows to your soul 😂😂

    • @andrewcruz1931
      @andrewcruz1931 6 місяців тому

      👁️👄👁️

  • @VeroRochaEscorcio
    @VeroRochaEscorcio 7 місяців тому +88

    Stay away from guys who claim their job is "model, actor, influencer" thats not a real job go for guys who work in construction, real estate, doctor, lawyer, truck driver, maintenance

    • @axlneztsosie3176
      @axlneztsosie3176 7 місяців тому +10

      Automotive Technician, welders machinist .. blue collar workers....

    • @thelemurofmadagascar9183
      @thelemurofmadagascar9183 7 місяців тому

      Yup. Plus, male models, actors and influencers are usually narcissists, empty headed and make terrible partners. Not all of them of course, but most of them.

    • @Drunklotus
      @Drunklotus 7 місяців тому +3

      Real estate....?

    • @kahlilbenjamin7298
      @kahlilbenjamin7298 7 місяців тому +10

      Those are real jobs it just depends on wether you have a audience or not

    • @TruckieLooks4Aliens
      @TruckieLooks4Aliens 7 місяців тому

      And women who claim they’re models, actors & influencers. The women are equally cringe for even going on the show

  • @blahbleh5671
    @blahbleh5671 7 місяців тому +51

    LOL the way his face twists when she says no

    • @TazzTrap
      @TazzTrap 7 місяців тому +9

      Right! I'm wondering is she actually understood him though?.. like I want to know what happened after this.

    • @RubyBlueUwU
      @RubyBlueUwU 7 місяців тому +3

      @@TazzTrapsame, because smiling like that while bluntly rejecting someone would be weird even for one of these shows lmao

    • @merci-jardine6728
      @merci-jardine6728 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@TazzTrapshe did understand, she said no because she didn't like him but liked the curly head guy and was hoping he'd ask her on the date instead but he didn't💀

  • @Liltwilightprincess2
    @Liltwilightprincess2 7 місяців тому +33

    Who gave the passport bros a show!?

  • @mikalestifanos4827
    @mikalestifanos4827 7 місяців тому +17

    what was that red hair girl doing with her mouth during that stare off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

  • @HohenheimOfLight
    @HohenheimOfLight 7 місяців тому +25

    The pain he saw in her eyes was the pain of her buying into doge coin

  • @keeganwilson2868
    @keeganwilson2868 7 місяців тому +63

    The blueberry guy's staredown is like me when a methhead is talking to me.

  • @ambiebambiboo
    @ambiebambiboo 7 місяців тому +116

    A new quick slice video on my birthday!!!! YAY!!!

    • @TheQuickSlice
      @TheQuickSlice  7 місяців тому +59

      Happy birthday! 😄🎉

    • @denni7173
      @denni7173 7 місяців тому +12

      ❤❤🎉 Happiest of Birthdays!! Just had mine the 10th, always got V Day themed stuff. But YOU!!😊🎉 You are the actual Valentine baby! Happy Day!❤

    • @TitsMcGeester
      @TitsMcGeester 7 місяців тому

      Happy bday scumbag! I hope you have a great day lol

    • @SEOshogun
      @SEOshogun 7 місяців тому +2

      Happy birthday 🎂 🎉

    • @xash06
      @xash06 7 місяців тому +4

      Happy bday and vday

  • @LucasMcWhite
    @LucasMcWhite 7 місяців тому +62

    The perfect Valentines Day present! A QuickSlice video 🤣

  • @nothanksplease
    @nothanksplease 7 місяців тому +18

    SHE SEEMS TERRIFIED! xD WHY IS SHE CRYING?! Seems very uncomfortable.

  • @WestIndianAK
    @WestIndianAK 7 місяців тому +21

    What a dumb idea for a show.. I'm sorry, but romance requires clear communication on a number of issues that are frankly far too complex to be analyzed and conveyed through body language only. 🙄

    • @Kepi_Kei
      @Kepi_Kei 5 місяців тому +1

      This is all about lust as evidenced by Dylan and Yam, and Kahlil and Jenyffer

  • @AltClev37
    @AltClev37 7 місяців тому +16

    The future “power couple” didn’t really work out as planned.

  • @loren5432
    @loren5432 7 місяців тому +27

    I feel like the people on these shows are Sims. They look like real life dolls while acting like weirdos at the same time.

  • @fangal12
    @fangal12 7 місяців тому +19

    Whatever my husband gives me today will pale in comparison to the gift bestowed upon us by Quikslice, another banger video

  • @frankofam1069
    @frankofam1069 7 місяців тому +6

    Paper and a pen.. literally draw it out.. stick figure it out

  • @jordanlaramore5430
    @jordanlaramore5430 7 місяців тому +5

    They turned the Duolingo advertisment into a real show!?

  • @scottgallagher5344
    @scottgallagher5344 7 місяців тому +14

    I have never watched any of the shows you cover, but for some reason I really love your videos. Thanks for all the hard work that I would never be able to do.

  • @chrissizemore8705
    @chrissizemore8705 7 місяців тому +12

    I didn't know this show existed but it definitely seems like the cringiest shit ever. All these dumb reality shows are 100% just based on looks. The one thing that these shows tend to expose is that people who usually get by on just their looks, tend to crumble when they have to rely on personality. Blueberry dude never has to work to impress women. He probably flashes the keys to a Beamer, smiles, and thats good enough. The second he has to rely on his personality, he starts singing about blueberries.

  • @Meangurl4u
    @Meangurl4u 7 місяців тому +9

    This is actually insane

  • @sofiolaverry
    @sofiolaverry 7 місяців тому +9

    Man I love you for uploading every couple of days, you don’t know me but I need your hilarious commentary in my life 😂

  • @frogfeud
    @frogfeud 7 місяців тому +5

    see i've never seen a single one of these shows that you talk about, but yet every single video has me giggling

  • @davideaston8314
    @davideaston8314 7 місяців тому +5

    "Maybe I'll swim out in to the ocean and wrestle a tuna?" 😂💀

  • @islandergal4970
    @islandergal4970 7 місяців тому +5

    There was literally nothing behind Giselles eyes lol

  • @sugarmayo5333
    @sugarmayo5333 7 місяців тому +8

    This dudes act like the Ken's in the Barbie movie, specially that guy going "oh snap, he can do a flip!"

  • @cmoney163
    @cmoney163 7 місяців тому +8

    Dudes really do cringe stuff like this and swear they got game 😭😂

  • @ferraroannie4058
    @ferraroannie4058 7 місяців тому +18

    Yay! Another QuickSlice video!

  • @AlexClementine
    @AlexClementine 4 місяці тому

    I second your idea to eliminate the term vibes ✋🏾 I'm so sick of its overuse in every online dating profile

  • @maximiliandegarnerinvonmon6457
    @maximiliandegarnerinvonmon6457 7 місяців тому +6

    And how do tje girls communicate with each other? Obviously they actually know English. Education outside of the US is good, we all speak several languages.

    • @merci-jardine6728
      @merci-jardine6728 6 місяців тому

      They gave girls translators but obviously they all can speak and understand English

  • @guillermo9631
    @guillermo9631 7 місяців тому +20

    Hey how about a show where the contestants are deaf dumb and blind and the only way to determine their perfect match is through their sense of touch. Heartwarming!

    • @leilacamillagaaserud710
      @leilacamillagaaserud710 7 місяців тому +2

      @guillermo9631 Haha! Brilliant concept. I think you might have found the future of reality television!

    • @guillermo9631
      @guillermo9631 7 місяців тому

      @@leilacamillagaaserud710 God, I hope I haven't given some producer a freebie. I wanna get paid for my brilliant concept!

    • @comradewolf4901
      @comradewolf4901 7 місяців тому +2

      NO. They have to SMELL each other.

  • @matalesoko1387
    @matalesoko1387 7 місяців тому +2

    I'm going to turn the blueberry song into my ringtone asap.

  • @kaiserk91
    @kaiserk91 7 місяців тому +7

    It`s always a good day when QuickSlice uploads. Keep up the good work!

  • @masterpieces2218
    @masterpieces2218 4 місяці тому +1

    You got me invested now. U BETTER MAKE MORE 😤

  • @onlyremedy29
    @onlyremedy29 7 місяців тому +2

    I like the word vibes, it’s speak for many moments that can’t quite be expressed using language… it’s just vibes 🤷🏾‍♀️😂

  • @V3racious3
    @V3racious3 Місяць тому +1

    This is the only way this kind of show is palatable.

  • @KingRioT1
    @KingRioT1 4 місяці тому

    My biggest guilty pleasure is watching this show. Whenever I feel my life is going to shit I turn to this show and it feels like my life is not that bad.

  • @Roonlovesfish3874
    @Roonlovesfish3874 4 місяці тому +1

    The blueberry song was some Elvis Presley level stuff 😂😂😂

  • @jalahscomfycouch
    @jalahscomfycouch 7 місяців тому +2

    Giving passport bros...why Lordt😩

  • @comradewolf4901
    @comradewolf4901 7 місяців тому +1

    Blueberries are ruined for me forever now.

  • @whyamilikethis1998
    @whyamilikethis1998 7 місяців тому +5

    The only good thing about global warming is that if there are no islands left, there are no more "randos on an island" reality tv shows

  • @treyace3339
    @treyace3339 5 місяців тому

    I have to watch this video a few times a week just from you making fun of the blueberries guy. You are awesome.

  • @demoHous
    @demoHous 7 місяців тому +2

    Now you will think of nothing else when you see blueberries.

  • @briantbmoth6472
    @briantbmoth6472 3 місяці тому +1

    It’s cringey. They should have allowed everyone to use the translator.

  • @Nagichan
    @Nagichan 7 місяців тому +1

    Uploads are so frequent nowadays and I love it

  • @0SirBrain0
    @0SirBrain0 7 місяців тому +1

    I saw that dude heart and brain break immediately when she said No then she smiled and said no with a smile

  • @Samantha-oo4xj
    @Samantha-oo4xj 7 місяців тому +4

    i love watching this shit when I’m smoking man😂❤
    keep up the great videos!

  • @FishLunchy
    @FishLunchy 6 місяців тому +2

    Alr this is my fav reality show you're covering

  • @12AB17
    @12AB17 7 місяців тому +4

    Lol blueberry guy

  • @lizmonard
    @lizmonard 6 місяців тому

    I am 100% sure your videos are much more entertaining than the shows themselves!

  • @cniknik9863
    @cniknik9863 6 місяців тому +1

    Never heard of this show, please do more

    • @spacemermaid1111
      @spacemermaid1111 5 місяців тому

      It’s so good. It’s on discovery plus. Fkn shit show 😂

  • @jacksongross6646
    @jacksongross6646 7 місяців тому +1

    Taking the most important part of connection and relationships (communication) out of the picture and expecting them to make a connection. This worlds a cesspool. Edit: actually no, I’m sure they don’t give a single fuck about these people having a connection, nor do the expect it. They just want 💰

  • @Courtzilla
    @Courtzilla 6 місяців тому

    You’re so damn witty. I’m obsessed.

  • @Oksurewhynot13
    @Oksurewhynot13 7 місяців тому +2

    Honestly blueberry guy is so cringe I think he might actually be a nice guy😂 Idk lol but maybe😂

  • @bradlymcfarland2303
    @bradlymcfarland2303 7 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for the best valentines gift!

  • @nanimishy
    @nanimishy 7 місяців тому +1

    Best valentine's day video ♡

  • @mozzaesticks
    @mozzaesticks 7 місяців тому +1

    always a good day when quickslice posts😎

  • @deannar1155
    @deannar1155 7 місяців тому +3

    I was hoping this would be a Ben and Mahogany 90-day diaries recap

  • @sabrinamerrick1271
    @sabrinamerrick1271 7 місяців тому

    Thank you for being YOU, Slice.

  • @princesabonita79
    @princesabonita79 7 місяців тому +2

    i think at this point TLC is just trolling us.

  • @TTT-ki9uv
    @TTT-ki9uv 7 місяців тому +1

    your surfer dude impression is great

  • @danielefiore8173
    @danielefiore8173 7 місяців тому

    and let me add something, the ending of each video (with sentences and songs) it's a clear sign of your genius

  • @ursp.7149
    @ursp.7149 7 місяців тому +1

    Crap! I used to love blueberries … now I’ll find it difficult to eat without hearing that song!

  • @rosey6345
    @rosey6345 7 місяців тому +1

    “that’s a hell of a question”😭💀

  • @Jboneabs3445
    @Jboneabs3445 7 місяців тому +2

    This is legit the sims 4

  • @SalviLassie
    @SalviLassie 7 місяців тому

    This is the worst thing I have ever seen! That says a lot coming from a Quick Slice fan. “Blooberries!” I can’t cope.

  • @Monoiru
    @Monoiru 7 місяців тому

    Oh man am I glad I know English well enough to communicate with my American bf lol even NOW (and I’m pretty much fluent) we have miscommunications because of the language, imagine not knowing a common language😬

  • @dianeaustin2414
    @dianeaustin2414 7 місяців тому +1

    I love your posts...thanks for that.

  • @feingetarntesfischfilet4841
    @feingetarntesfischfilet4841 7 місяців тому

    Every woman understands enough English to know what these "Cowboys" are uttering.

  • @inibrasiumthefirst2680
    @inibrasiumthefirst2680 6 місяців тому

    It's hilarious how your commentary is way more exciting then the show

  • @natalieisham9679
    @natalieisham9679 7 місяців тому +4

    I've never clicked so fast on a new vid notification😂❤

  • @baileykokay
    @baileykokay 7 місяців тому +1

    Honestly I loved the blueberries song at the end; how do I purchase it to make it my morning alarm? 🚨

  • @NordinRezouk
    @NordinRezouk 2 місяці тому

    bro the moment she started speaking french , I knew she was Moroccan. Flag of shame

  • @EveryGameGuru
    @EveryGameGuru 7 місяців тому +1

    Bro, you're one of the best commenters on UA-cam 😆😆

  • @bboss7712
    @bboss7712 7 місяців тому +2

    lol 😂😂 this was hilarious 😂 this show literally makes no sense

  • @TottoHolm
    @TottoHolm 7 місяців тому

    Make more of this! I think tension can build in this show (or at least I hope so).

  • @davidyamaguchi2012
    @davidyamaguchi2012 7 місяців тому +2

    Bunch of Chads. For foreign women, they could have just done a Passport Bro show in Philippines with local Filipinas in Manila . Everyone speaks English in Philippines.

  • @maximiliandegarnerinvonmon6457
    @maximiliandegarnerinvonmon6457 7 місяців тому +1

    But you know at the end the girls will be revealed to speak fluent English

  • @Oscuros
    @Oscuros 3 місяці тому

    03:48 Hey, I was 17 too once and remember the competition to get attention from the girls. If you don't have any conversation and other guys are being muscular or dancing, you should climb up something really high. Never done it myself, but I've seen it a couple of times when younger. It grabs all the attention from everyone and they get negative attention from the girls telling them to climb down. Another good way was to punch someone, but you'd usually have to leave after that, so make sure you have someone in mind to go away with, the sort of girl that tells the other girls that they don't know you like she does.

  • @hykartofell
    @hykartofell 7 місяців тому

    If you will stare to someone long enough that person will marry you.

  • @vivodon1
    @vivodon1 7 місяців тому +2

    congrats on your 5 year youtube birthday @ The Quick Slice 🎉

  • @dkainsworld
    @dkainsworld 7 місяців тому +1

    This show is so ridiculous but you have to cover it. Lol.

  • @williamdixon-gk2sk
    @williamdixon-gk2sk 5 місяців тому

    In all fairness A standing backflip is never UN-impressive.

  • @adisorientedvet
    @adisorientedvet 6 місяців тому

    I almost choked on my food when you said "perhaps you almost slipped on a blueberry too" your so fucking funny bro

  • @marthachisenga148
    @marthachisenga148 7 місяців тому

    This was very good. Thank you.🙂

  • @N1CKL337
    @N1CKL337 7 місяців тому

    Cover the rest of the season!! I can't imagine how much more nonsensical things can become.

  • @Ed-zp2xo
    @Ed-zp2xo 7 місяців тому

    @Quick Slice, you NEED to do episodes on "Whos the Daddy?" and "Playing it Straight"

  • @shannonlewis3313
    @shannonlewis3313 7 місяців тому

    That was the most exciting blueberry episode I've ever seen

  • @colletti914
    @colletti914 7 місяців тому +1

    "Who wants a blueberry?"