No way the German Girl doesn't speak English. Like, Germans learn English in Primary school. Even if she failed every grade she would know the basics.....
@@gashscumkar6909 I met quite a bunch of germans who weren't very proficient in english. Just like austrians and my swiss compatriots. While it's true that we all learn english in elementary/middle/high school, a good portion of students just aren't highly interested in language learning, and thus make no effort to preserve what they may or may not have learned over the course of their educational career. It should be a lot less likely to find a germanspeaker with less than a B1 level of english in Gen Z and Millennials, though. However they do exist. And I'd really like to hear her speak more, her accent is odd. Some pronunciations seem like she grew up surrounded by rappers like Sido, speaking a sort of neo-berlin accent with all this softening of "ch" sounds into "sch" (sh) sounds. But then she'll say stuff that sort of sounds like it was pronounced by someone from austria, like around 5:20 where she pronounces "dein" with a tiny bavarian tinge. But yeah overall it's difficult to gauge where they're from, it seems that more and more germans speak with a mix of accents heavily influenced by whatever they deem to be "cool" personally. Happens in Switzerland, too. Had a lot of people speak a sort of "kanacken-deutsch" (quite a derogatory term, a "Kanack" is usually a person originating from either the balcans or turkey, living in germany/switzerland/austria) because they wanted to fit in with some of the foreigners they went to school with. Anyway, doesn't matter. I do quite enjoy the mingling of different accents in standard languages. I speak a mixed version of the local dialect as well, after all.
Honestly, most of the girls are probably playing up their inability to understand basic English, at least to a degree. It's the language you learn in school in most of the countries on the show, and the demographic of the show (influencers looking to get famous) realistically are going to know simple basic words. Not saying they are fluent or can have conversations.
@@coo55555 that's not untrue, but consider this: When my girlfriend was still doing her master's degree in english (in Italy), I would often accompany her to her classes and then get to experience a bunch of italian university students speak english. The grand majority of them (being supposedly B2-C1 level english learners, mind you) barely could string a sentence together, and unless the native speakers spoke in a perfectly bland RP or General American english, they would even have trouble understanding it. Of course, there are also native english speakers who will struggle with certain accents (northern english and scottish ones, for example), but native speakers aren't usually trying to achieve a Master's degree in english. Now, if university students struggle this much with the language (in fact most of them shouldn't have been allowed to graduate imo), you can imagine "regular" learners, especially if they natively speak a romance language, which seems to be the majority of the women on the program (brasilian portuguese, varieties of spanish, italian and french). Again, being a german speaker, you might have an easier time with english, but that also greatly depends on your will to learn and whether or not you're an actual native speaker. Tülay (the german) seems to be part turkish, and it's not unlikely that she might speak turkish with friends and family, or a mix between german and turkish. And while that shouldn't have a big influence on her english learning capabilities, I do think she might just not be super interested in growing outside of Germany. Her instagram seems to suggest as much. I did also find a video of her talking about not having done any higher education. But not because she's stupid, merely because she wanted to work instead of study further. And depending on what you do, english barely ever comes up in every day german life. Her german is flawless, of course, so that's already rare enough as it is for native speakers, lol.
I was visiting family in Brazil. These passport Bros Try to speak Spanish with me and they were shocked that I knew how to speak English. I told them I’m from Queens.
It's not just passport Bros, it's the whole country. They see brown skin and jet black hair, and they immiedetely try to speak Spanish, like what. " I speak English, BTW your Spanish is very bad, I can't tell wtf you're asking." Cringe.
I speak german and i can say she isnt the brightest candle on the cake from the way she talks. I wouldnt be surprised if she honestly does not understand english at all
1 french, 1 italian, 1 bolivian , 1 mexican and 1 brazilian girl. this means if any of the guys knew at least a tiny bit of spanish, they could actually establish some sort of communication... but no, they are shocked the girls dont know english ofc....
@@reya346 portuguese and spanish share a lot of roots in the languages. words are similar and sentences are constructed in the same manner. it is especially easy for someone who knows portuguese to understand and make themselves understand in spanish. you can even understand small portions of french or italian.
I am from Paris and I 100% assure you that a lot of people here do not speak English or even if they can speak a few basic words they can't understand actual conversations. We have one of the worst ratios of English speakers in Eastern Europe.
Do they really expect us to believe these women dont know ANY english? Its legitimately hard for me to accept the fact that these women wouldnt have been taught english in school. Did they get everyone feom extremely rural places? Everywhere ive traveled i rately encountrred young people who had ZERO knowledge
The women should’ve competed for dates and then on the dates they get translators so the more dates you win the more you get to communicate and get to know each other.
I truly adore how none of them attempt to speak non-verbally. No pointing, no gestures, no playful (appropriate) touching. No nothing. Just English and confused smiles. 😊
Just awaiting the big "plot twist" where it's revealed that all the ladies speak fluent English cause otherwise I have no idea what would be the point of this
The German of the German Girl is weird doesn't like this is her first Language! I'm from Austria and there is no way that she doesn't speak at least a little englisch. You have it in School pretty early here....
Duolingo should sponsor this show.
Babble, Rosetta stone, hell even hooked on phonics should get on this missed opportunity 😂😂
It’s amazing to me that people think it’s so easy to learn another language 😂 it’s fuckin tough
@@Toothsleuth420 seriously 😂😂😂
Okay, I'm officially dead. 😅😅 You owe me a tasteful urn. Duolingo though! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@La_Ru-yg8es 😂😂😂😂
damn, calling them Jovie's strip club buddies is a BRUTAL roast 🤣😂
😭😭😭😭 gaggedddd
😂😂😂😂😂 that had me rolling
Had me in tearsL 😂😂😂
"Do you have kids?"
"Maybe a couple."
What a great way to start a relationship.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Tropical Confusion" might be the best description of modern day reality TV I have ever heard, bless your heart.
No way the German Girl doesn't speak English. Like, Germans learn English in Primary school. Even if she failed every grade she would know the basics.....
I guess she opted out 😂
Exactly what i thought, i have been through Germany, and i have never met a german who doesnt have perfect english
@@gashscumkar6909 I met quite a bunch of germans who weren't very proficient in english. Just like austrians and my swiss compatriots.
While it's true that we all learn english in elementary/middle/high school, a good portion of students just aren't highly interested in language learning, and thus make no effort to preserve what they may or may not have learned over the course of their educational career.
It should be a lot less likely to find a germanspeaker with less than a B1 level of english in Gen Z and Millennials, though. However they do exist. And I'd really like to hear her speak more, her accent is odd.
Some pronunciations seem like she grew up surrounded by rappers like Sido, speaking a sort of neo-berlin accent with all this softening of "ch" sounds into "sch" (sh) sounds.
But then she'll say stuff that sort of sounds like it was pronounced by someone from austria, like around 5:20 where she pronounces "dein" with a tiny bavarian tinge.
But yeah overall it's difficult to gauge where they're from, it seems that more and more germans speak with a mix of accents heavily influenced by whatever they deem to be "cool" personally.
Happens in Switzerland, too. Had a lot of people speak a sort of "kanacken-deutsch" (quite a derogatory term, a "Kanack" is usually a person originating from either the balcans or turkey, living in germany/switzerland/austria) because they wanted to fit in with some of the foreigners they went to school with.
Anyway, doesn't matter. I do quite enjoy the mingling of different accents in standard languages.
I speak a mixed version of the local dialect as well, after all.
Honestly, most of the girls are probably playing up their inability to understand basic English, at least to a degree. It's the language you learn in school in most of the countries on the show, and the demographic of the show (influencers looking to get famous) realistically are going to know simple basic words. Not saying they are fluent or can have conversations.
@@coo55555 that's not untrue, but consider this:
When my girlfriend was still doing her master's degree in english (in Italy),
I would often accompany her to her classes and then get to experience a bunch of italian university students speak english.
The grand majority of them (being supposedly B2-C1 level english learners, mind you) barely could string a sentence together, and unless the native speakers spoke in a perfectly bland RP or General American english, they would even have trouble understanding it.
Of course, there are also native english speakers who will struggle with certain accents (northern english and scottish ones, for example), but native speakers aren't usually trying to achieve a Master's degree in english.
Now, if university students struggle this much with the language (in fact most of them shouldn't have been allowed to graduate imo), you can imagine "regular" learners, especially if they natively speak a romance language, which seems to be the majority of the women on the program (brasilian portuguese, varieties of spanish, italian and french).
Again, being a german speaker, you might have an easier time with english, but that also greatly depends on your will to learn and whether or not you're an actual native speaker. Tülay (the german) seems to be part turkish, and it's not unlikely that she might speak turkish with friends and family, or a mix between german and turkish. And while that shouldn't have a big influence on her english learning capabilities, I do think she might just not be super interested in growing outside of Germany. Her instagram seems to suggest as much.
I did also find a video of her talking about not having done any higher education. But not because she's stupid, merely because she wanted to work instead of study further. And depending on what you do, english barely ever comes up in every day german life.
Her german is flawless, of course, so that's already rare enough as it is for native speakers, lol.
His biggest mistake was not having any blueberries to sing about
Im german and call bullshit on that. No way someone in that age range doesn't atleast understand basic english
💯
Do they live in the mountains in Germany
If I had to give three examples of my physical turn-offs, it would be these guys 🤢
The blueberry guy looks like Johnny Bravo, and just as cringeworthy
At least many people did love Johnny Bravo tho 😅
I was visiting family in Brazil. These passport Bros Try to speak Spanish with me and they were shocked that I knew how to speak English. I told them I’m from Queens.
Why the heck were they trying to speak Spanish in a Portuguese speaking country? Ppl are idiots 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They tried to speak Spanish in a Portuguese speaking country 😂😂
It's not just passport Bros, it's the whole country. They see brown skin and jet black hair, and they immiedetely try to speak Spanish, like what. " I speak English, BTW your Spanish is very bad, I can't tell wtf you're asking." Cringe.
@@woiowoiow190 I mean...isn't it kinda weird to just assume everyone speaks English?
Dude, you have the best commentary. I have never watched any of the shows you summarize, but really enjoy your take on these ridiculous reality shows.
“Jovi’s strip club buddies” ☠️
Dude thinks its love, chic thinks she won a starring contest.
There needs to be a horror movie made from the footage of the blueberry guy. He genuinely feels like a villain.
What?😂😂
He looks like he’s holding in a lot of secrets
Nah, i think my guy is extremly nervous.
"I definitely felt a connection between us when we were staring at eachother for like 2 minutes"
Bruhh💀💀💀
"Yeeah dude I don't think she speaks English" just that had me dying
Pineapple > blueberries..... Also the Asuleu edits keep cracking me up, "a little island". 😂
NO WAY! Come back to me when someone invents PINEAPPLE muffins to compete with blueberry muffins 😎
i was reading your comment as i heard it😂😅
I've had pineapple muffins in Indiana. They are the best! @@whyamilikethis1998
Pineapple is like 3rd base material. You start with the blueberry to get her ready, any real man knows that.
Ready for WHAT?! 🤣
@@savannahrhodes4694 ready for the whole kit and Kaboodle.
That’s bullshit we all know pineapple is first date things
Wait? Pineapple is still a thing? Gma said no blueberries until AFTER marriage though.
You can’t Blue the Berry until AFTER you have Pined the Apple!
Duh 🙄
i like your dead pan dry humour brother haha
Same 😂😂
Plot hole: a young German who doesn't speak a word of English?
It did cross my mind that they can just pretend not to speak English
Yep, I do not believe that she doesn't at least understand the gist of the conversation.
Good point! Most young Germans at least speak a bit of English.
The only German I know is " Thousand year German Reich" or " one people one nation one Leader".
I speak german and i can say she isnt the brightest candle on the cake from the way she talks. I wouldnt be surprised if she honestly does not understand english at all
1 french, 1 italian, 1 bolivian , 1 mexican and 1 brazilian girl. this means if any of the guys knew at least a tiny bit of spanish, they could actually establish some sort of communication... but no, they are shocked the girls dont know english ofc....
@@reya346 portuguese and spanish share a lot of roots in the languages. words are similar and sentences are constructed in the same manner. it is especially easy for someone who knows portuguese to understand and make themselves understand in spanish. you can even understand small portions of french or italian.
Your commentary is great. Especially for dumpster fire shows like these. Keep up the good work.
The guys definitely give “I’m gonna play my guitar at you” 🥴
Barbie reference? 🤔
When they were staring at each other, and that blueberry song played in the background, and I died
The German girl just giving up and saying “I don’t understand” was great 😂
this is excellent motivation for me to keep on my Duolingo shit
if you ever truly wanna learn a language, duolingo is the absolute worst way to go about it.
@marciestoddard730 lol dumbasses really will say random contrarian shit w/ no explanation
@@marciestoddard730 Depending on the language it can give you a decent base. Terrible for some.
You will be able to point out a group of people and what they are wearing in a year
If you've never seen the show "I think you should leave," it explains how pivotal a zip line is for reality TV dating shows.
This guy gets it 💯
The collective term "Douche Island" 😂
Dude... pineapple obviously 🍍
Yay! Our beloved king has returned!
Yaaaa QUICK you killing the upload count without compromising the laughs!
You...me..kayak? Dos kayaks?
😂
Pizzeria Uno?
Yesss😂
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
“Key is communication” -Little island
I think both blueberry and pineapple are top tier fruits but each has its own place and time to be eaten.
The random insertions of blueberry guy is this shows skoodilypoop and I love it
I find it unlikely that at least the French and German girls don't know SOME English. And that's not ethnocentric it's just a statistical probability
French people actuall6 have a much lower rate of English than their European counterparts. The country is actually making a push for it.
Most ppl learn English in school
In European countries
I am from Paris and I 100% assure you that a lot of people here do not speak English or even if they can speak a few basic words they can't understand actual conversations. We have one of the worst ratios of English speakers in Eastern Europe.
@@jeisselimaFreance isn't Eastern Europe.
French people refuse to learn or speak English in particular lol.
Where did the producers find the one German who can't speak English?!
I call BS on her not speaking English (at least on some basic level)
"Oh look he went full blueberry for the occasion" completely broke me 🤣🤣🤣
you are literally my favorite channel ever in the whole world
Outro with Asuelo is classic. 😂😂😂
The pineapple bit floored me! God these are gold! Adding it to my vocabulary along with little island boy
That one dude is Johnny Bravo's lost brother
I died when they were all going on some group date and he said "we're on our way to the date, you guys excited? You excited...? you excited......"
I couldn't pick between blueberries and pineapples, they both hit a certain craving and they go crazy together
The commentary is always spot on, you don’t even have to try. Like how do you not make yourself laugh
The sass on quick slice is almost unmatched
Sales of Rosetta Stone packs ought to go through the roof after this series 🤣🤦🏻♂️
that small bunny freak needs to be locked up based on vibes alone
It's really fascinating how many people think that talking slower and louder is going to make someone understand their language
Tropical Confusion would have been a better name for this show. Or Isle of Babble.
New Quickslice is the best part of any day
My four year old just asked me "what happens if the world gets dumb"
this show son this show .
I would watch a language learning show with this premise 😂😂😂
Do they really expect us to believe these women dont know ANY english? Its legitimately hard for me to accept the fact that these women wouldnt have been taught english in school. Did they get everyone feom extremely rural places?
Everywhere ive traveled i rately encountrred young people who had ZERO knowledge
What is the point of this damn show?!! Ugh!
Ooo is this a new series?
Edit: I just realized I missed a video, I’m so happy
“ Now let’s see how the blueberry 🫐 guy does” - 😂😂😂 💀
They definitely should have games where they have to follow instructions/complete a task in the different languages, like GMM does sometimes.
Tropical confusion sounds like an edible 😂😂😂
Your commentary is second to NONE 👏
“Confused in a tropical setting” - 😂
Dude as soon as I got a notification I clicked lol love your vids bro
I think the producers of this show were high on crack when they came up with this idea
The little island took me out😂
The "I come from a little island" at the end😂😂😂😂
The soundbites at the end. I really can't with you, Q😂
Pineapple in portuguese is "abacaxi". But apple is "maçã". Funny, right?
That's nothing like Spanish. Interesting
BRO 3 videos one week ❤❤❤❤
That’s what they should’ve name this show.. tropical confusion
Before I saw the title, I was thinking, this is what happens to passport bros in real life
The women should’ve competed for dates and then on the dates they get translators so the more dates you win the more you get to communicate and get to know each other.
Tropical confusion
One kayak, uno kayak ... one room?
I truly adore how none of them attempt to speak non-verbally. No pointing, no gestures, no playful (appropriate) touching. No nothing. Just English and confused smiles. 😊
Duolingo posted a reality show just like this and I legit thought this was the show and they cut out the owl
So they can't use their phones? How are these people supposed to even learn a thing or two?
The Asuelo soundbite made me choke on my water.....😂😂😂😂😂
😂 " tropical confusion" the real title of this show
Do they still have their phones? Why didn't anybody Google anything? 😂😂
PINEAPPLE!!!
I live for your contents 😊😂😂😂
Don’t worry bro. As a German native I barely understand that girl either… she’s clearly not German
Just awaiting the big "plot twist" where it's revealed that all the ladies speak fluent English cause otherwise I have no idea what would be the point of this
"It's just tropical confusion"😂 this show is a whole mess on a island.. the pineapple thing made me think of dos kayaks for some reason 😂
What is Asuelu doing there at the end? You killed me, 🤣🤣🤣
Pineapple is better.
Homeboy looks like he got his shirt from the Limited
1:58 why aren’t you on the show you killed that “what’s your instagram” 😭
I've been told that passportbros have rizz. What am I watching, then?
The German of the German Girl is weird doesn't like this is her first Language! I'm from Austria and there is no way that she doesn't speak at least a little englisch. You have it in School pretty early here....
I’m dying with the blueberry 🫐 VS pineapple 🍍 😂
Then the end “I KNOW I COME FROM A LITTLE ISLAND” 🏝️
Wtf man 😂🤣
I can never look at blueberries the same...
5:59 Tropical confusion LMFAO
Deff pineapple over blueberry. Watermelon over everything though
periodt!!
not even 1 dictionary on sight
Just wait til he busts out the Apples and Oranges , couple of plums , peaches and eggplants... this mofo knows that emoji language is international 😉😎
You know what would make this show more watchable? A Big Ed cameo.
7:54 what do you do for fun? pineapple?
that "passion" ad lib was a the quick slice/cody ko/noel miller crossover i didn't know i needed
I think it's crazy that people are just filming all of it