not even what the show pays I think it is mainly the attention, almost all of the people on this show are egotistical and love attention, works great for us :D
@@vblackwell3347lol no they have not tlc pays like 1000 to 1500 an episode and they dont even pay for travel. they probly make money off the exposure and other deals or instagram adds and crap like that.
I'm convinced we're witnessing the backstory of a future true crime episode... Jasmine is ultra loco. She goes from crying to laughing to crying seamlessly 🔪👹
“Sitting still so she doesn’t know he’s there” made me think of Jurassic Park where everyone is silent and not making any sudden moves… and then the Trex rips the top off a porta potty and gobbles the bald man inside it lol she’s the Trex
It's quite noticeable how tough Gino's family is on him. It could explain why he seems more tolerant of the challenges in his relationship with Jasmine, perhaps due to his familiarity with harsh treatment.
"profound frown" 😂😂 please no. I found your channel while extremely high and I've been lost ever since. Please start a cult, where it's just us listening to you talking about whatever the heck you want 🎉
Guys, the Spanish word in the notebook was peras, which means pears. She mistook that with peaches (not bitches), which is a similar but different fruit
I saw on a channel a pic of her lip gloss on her sink & a pic of the one found in the car. THEN, there was a clip you could see Jasmine getting in the car w TWO glosses in her hand.
Wow. I’m so sorry to hear that. You don’t have to “stay strong” like everyone is saying because I’m sure you’ve stayed strong for so long and it’s okay to have anger and sadness. My mom was in hospice for 3 months before passing and she was only 56. I saw what it did to her, and I hope you’re finding joy in the little things such as these videos and able to laugh and enjoy. You’re in my prayers
'no amount of hat in his inventory' LOLL just started watching this but man quickslice your commentary is out of this world, thank you for being so effortlessly entertaining
“La Playa, Jasmine” had me laughing tears. “He has the look and personality of a burlap potato sack”. 😂😂😂 “Miami” 😂😂😂😂 You are so funny!! Please don’t ever go away ❤
I think the show pays for that stuff. I remember seeing some thing about Storage Wars and Shipping Wars where the sleazy producers really wanted the females to get new tits and always wear tight, revealing stuff. Gives men a reason to keep watching this tripe.
most of these "reality tv" shows do not pay much at all. they end up getting shtty "plastic surgery" from really bad "doctors" that were the the bottom of the barrel losers who literally squeaked by med school
‘The real life Toby Henderson’ 😂😂 your commentary is some of my favourite on UA-cam. You’ve made me audibly laugh every video, your cynicism and dry humour is so witty. Thanks from the UK x
Basically it was already exposed they broke up. Also Jasmine got exposed for being an escort before. She never actually dated Dane he was just one of her clients but for the sake of drama she brought him on the show as her ex. She does not have custody of any of her kids and the dads of both kids won’t allow them to go to America so her bringing them to America is all cap. She was not fired from teaching cause of the nudes. She had already been fired prior to filming due to complaints from parents and students about her inappropriate dressing attire and inappropriate behavior in general, also her escorting was exposed. She in fact knew she was on a sugar baby site when she met Gino. That’s how she met clients. Gino also frequented a lot of sugar baby and escort sites and even has reviews he’s left under a username.
@potatolover5436 No matter how much he gonna spend she will never be satisfied so better spend a bit on himself and get rid od those stupid hats. But common sense is not he's best side.
Wouldn't he need more hair for a transplant? They're just gonna shift that patch at the back to the front and then he'll be reverse bald I suppose. Plus, I don't know if you can use donor hair follicles or something if you don't have enough hair. Everyone can't be suitable for every surgery, like people who can't get certain piercings etc
I don't know why he can't shave off the rest of his hair. He looks so much better without it. I mean he is more than halfway there... Get it done man. It's not coming back.
A notebook with only the word 'bitches' written in spanish is the funniest thing I've ever heard
😂😂😂😂😂
my money is that the producers set that up, there's no way anyone's that stupid xDDD
the way she delivered "bitches" is worthy of an oscar nomination
@@KristinaBlablayou’re kidding, right? Of course people are that stupid. That’s significantly less stupid than everything else Gino does.
@@RubyBlueUwU nope, not kidding, it doesn't get more fake than that xD
TLC must pay well because nobody wants to leave the show
Quite a few of them have become millionaires because of being on TLC. Go figure. Still, imo, it's not worth it.
not even what the show pays I think it is mainly the attention, almost all of the people on this show are egotistical and love attention, works great for us :D
@@vblackwell3347lol no they have not tlc pays like 1000 to 1500 an episode and they dont even pay for travel. they probly make money off the exposure and other deals or instagram adds and crap like that.
They barely get paid crap from TLC, but they get great exposure that I’m sure brings sponsors and other shit
There's no amount high enough for this level if depraved embarrassment.
I literally burst out laughing when the only word in his Spanish notebook was ‘bitches’ 😂
😂😂😂
Same lol
It's a boi's time!
The word in Spanish was peras, which means pears. She mistook that with peaches (not bitches), which is a different fruit
@@ma7eus97 no. it's literally on screen, "perras. bitches"
I guarantee a girl once told Gino, "You look good with that hat on", and he never forgot that day.
it is 100% his biggest insecurity and the stress of it is messing him up
Most men remember compliments for years.
@@dtogo4286that’s true of everyone
The fact that the only Spanish word that Geno knows at this point is "bitches" is way funnier than it should be.
The first words most men, (at least young men), learn in spanish are the dirty words.
The fact they refuse to break up is infuriating at this point
They won't, ever probably, as they want the money too much. Fake drama=views
Despairicy
They aren't people. They are just reality show people.
😂😂😂
I don't buy any of their drama
Crouching Gino Hidden Jasmine
Hope QS pins this
AJAAAJAJA
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 this is hilarious
Hideen from Jasmine
Jasmine banging the knife on the table.
"Oh, shit"
Me dead🤣
Bobbit.larana style
You’re not the only one lol
How she said "bitches" and her face..I'm ☠️☠️☠️
😂
That Gino accent was too on point 🤣😭
Gino saying he loves her
“Why?”
😂😂😂
I'm convinced we're witnessing the backstory of a future true crime episode... Jasmine is ultra loco. She goes from crying to laughing to crying seamlessly 🔪👹
We're definitely getting there 😂
Or Gino is secretly a serial killer
“Strip clubs are fun” “it’s boy’s time” 😭😭😭
Little island
Not Danny devitos Matilda hat 😂
“Sitting still so she doesn’t know he’s there” made me think of Jurassic Park where everyone is silent and not making any sudden moves… and then the Trex rips the top off a porta potty and gobbles the bald man inside it lol she’s the Trex
LOL
😂😂😭 the characters all align perfectly.
I’ve been waiting to see Jasmine at her full power
Yes, I can't wait to see her achieve her true form😂
Holding that knife and shrieking hoarsely Jasmine sounds like a murder of crows
And also a murderer of crows
I was actually shocked he didn’t wear a hat to his wedding
he actually doesn't look bad at all bald.
He does wear a hat to the wedding. He only took it off for that one picture. He still has that weird patch of hair in the back
😂😂
@@NorCalarkHe has a skin disease on his head. That's the real reason he wears hats.
@@SEOshogun omg really? That’s hilarious
Gino tries..
Jasmine cries..
Every time I watch, my patience dies.
It's quite noticeable how tough Gino's family is on him. It could explain why he seems more tolerant of the challenges in his relationship with Jasmine, perhaps due to his familiarity with harsh treatment.
People that grow up in situations like that seem more likely to normalize toxic and abusive situations.
Never want to sit though an actual TLC episode but I am here for this
“If you love lamp” 😂
He's going to evaporate, and all that will be left is his hat🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gino and Jasmine both piss me off! I cant get through these videos without your hilarious and sarcastic humor.
"La playa Jasmin" killed me 😂
"profound frown" 😂😂 please no. I found your channel while extremely high and I've been lost ever since. Please start a cult, where it's just us listening to you talking about whatever the heck you want 🎉
This is it. This is the cult, we are already in and we barely even know it.
💀😂😂
Guys, the Spanish word in the notebook was peras, which means pears. She mistook that with peaches (not bitches), which is a similar but different fruit
Honestly, she has one of the most insane voices I've ever heard. Insane in a horrid way.
His is pretty high up there, too - he uses it less but I feel like it has the potential to be equally annoying.
Jasmine a whole Telenovella
"La playa, Jasmine" 😂 "If you love lamp..." 😂😂😂 Thank you, quickslice, for helping a stay at home mom unwind after kiddo bedtime.
“Never question the actions of a boys time..” -Little island
He’s the real life Toby Flenderson…. So accurate. 😂❤
Slice’s Gino impression is suspiciously accurate
shortening him to Slice to refer him in 3rd person, simple genius. 🥇
@@sometimesjoeyplays the sun shines on a dog’s ass every now and then. I have my moments
Jasmine is abusive... Gino's going to spend the rest of his life walking on eggshells if he doesn't leave her
Being miserable must make him happy. This whole relationship has been happily miserable (or miserably happy?) 😊
I mean.... He did seek out & paid for this relationship.
He did find someone like 13yrs or more younger than him... Ehhhhhhhb....
I think he likes it, he chose her willingly.
He's gonna wake up one day with his testicles in a glass beside the bed.
@@feathercat9118It's still abuse.
I saw on a channel a pic of her lip gloss on her sink & a pic of the one found in the car. THEN, there was a clip you could see Jasmine getting in the car w TWO glosses in her hand.
Gino in the pic when he’s frowning looked like he was in to catch a predator
I love all the assuelu sound bits. 😂😂
The frame of Gino crouched by the bush🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dude you're fn hilarious
“Ohla Jasmine” HAHAHA SENT ME
Altruism and butt implants, just a typical conversation in the 90 day universe.
Btw, your Gino impression is on point 😂
this couple never get old to watch
“If you love lamp” 😂
This is why I LOVE quickslice
“I love lamp” ❤
"Babe hurry up!the quick slice posted!!!!"
Hahahah you are my slice mate!
“The real life Toby Flenderson?!” Now I can’t I see it 😮😭😂
Can someone please tell Gino that his hats are too big for him. Comical how the hats are pulled down over his ears!!!
Hat's off to your Gino impression.
You have me crying EVER TIME 😂😂
Okay QuickSlice I had to buy that lamp. You are my guilty pleasure besides True Crime 😂
"Chuckles" 🤡 from Toy Story 3 🤣🤣🤣 Oh Gino.
6:46 when he repeats "and i never have" in gino's cringecore voice lmaooo it threwww meee omgwod 💀💀💀
Bro your Gino impression's giving me a god damn hernia 😂😂😂
THANK YOU. I'm in hospice and I look forward to your videos every single week 🫶🏾💕 I clicked this so fast!!!
Stay strong 🌻
Sending you hugs ❤
Stay strong pal.
Wow. I’m so sorry to hear that. You don’t have to “stay strong” like everyone is saying because I’m sure you’ve stayed strong for so long and it’s okay to have anger and sadness. My mom was in hospice for 3 months before passing and she was only 56. I saw what it did to her, and I hope you’re finding joy in the little things such as these videos and able to laugh and enjoy. You’re in my prayers
just living the life off his "investments" aka his 401k. this will for sure have a happy ending!
She already left Gino, living In NYC
Can't believe she didn't runnnnn to miAMI! 😂
wait wut!!😵
that sneaky itsa boys time had me rollling
I've just realised who Gino reminds me of, the blue Squid guy in spongebob 😂
Squidward *
The fact that you didn’t know squidwards name 😭
@@gmarie3053 maybe because I'm an adult, and only watch it with my kids.....
Your commentary is top tier as usual 😂
11:48 That knife close-up with the accompanying menacing background music took me out 😭😭😭
'no amount of hat in his inventory' LOLL just started watching this but man quickslice your commentary is out of this world, thank you for being so effortlessly entertaining
I literally just gone done watching the movie Pearl and clicked on this and seeing Jasmine hollering with a knife in one hand....just wow.
If Roasting was a person: QuickSlice killed this guy 😂😂😂 “Sad Sack “… just a “Sack “
“La Playa, Jasmine” had me laughing tears.
“He has the look and personality of a burlap potato sack”. 😂😂😂
“Miami” 😂😂😂😂
You are so funny!! Please don’t ever go away ❤
This is my favorite comedic channel here. I didn’t know this guy was so necessary until I saw this show
Still a better love story than Benjamin and Mahogany
😭😭🤣🤣🤣
I need Gino to be a detective in a movie about a murdered potato
I was just about to go to sleep
May as well. It's the "same old" same old w/ them. Not missing a damn thing. yawn Me too. zzzzz
BOYS TIME!
How does she have so much plastic surgery and new teeth if there is no money?
It's amazing how these "reality" tv people can spend hundreds of thousands on their arse, face, etc, but then claim to be broke....
That's the reason there's no money.😊
I think the show pays for that stuff. I remember seeing some thing about Storage Wars and Shipping Wars where the sleazy producers really wanted the females to get new tits and always wear tight, revealing stuff. Gives men a reason to keep watching this tripe.
dane
most of these "reality tv" shows do not pay much at all. they end up getting shtty "plastic surgery" from really bad "doctors" that were the the bottom of the barrel losers who literally squeaked by med school
That knife scene commentary was EVERYTHING 😂😂😂😂😂
Im not going to lie I truly enjoy seeing these two together it is comedy GOLD and honestly her accent makes it so much better
Chuckles from Toy Story 3 😂😂😂
Does anyone, ANYONE on these shows know what a red flag is? No... no they do not.
‘The real life Toby Henderson’ 😂😂 your commentary is some of my favourite on UA-cam. You’ve made me audibly laugh every video, your cynicism and dry humour is so witty. Thanks from the UK x
The Jasmine who cried Gino is one of the funniest things ever!
Basically it was already exposed they broke up. Also Jasmine got exposed for being an escort before. She never actually dated Dane he was just one of her clients but for the sake of drama she brought him on the show as her ex. She does not have custody of any of her kids and the dads of both kids won’t allow them to go to America so her bringing them to America is all cap. She was not fired from teaching cause of the nudes. She had already been fired prior to filming due to complaints from parents and students about her inappropriate dressing attire and inappropriate behavior in general, also her escorting was exposed. She in fact knew she was on a sugar baby site when she met Gino. That’s how she met clients. Gino also frequented a lot of sugar baby and escort sites and even has reviews he’s left under a username.
The knife 🤣🤣
Your impressions are spot on! And your channel is my perfect dose of reality drama
When she held the knife like that, it all started to make sense to me why she wanted him to leave a will for her 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ginos hand writing 🤣😭😭 looking like my 7 year old nephew
In Gino's defense, perras is actually dogs with a feminine conjugation. So, who knows.
The boy that cried wolf. The Jasmine that cried Gino🤣
the real question is why is Jasmine dressed like a north korean diplomat in this scene 5:00
Your commentary had me crying!!! Great job 😂😂😂😂
"is this REALLY the hill you want to die on Gino?, im afraid that may not be metaphorical." Lmfao
I thought it was going to reveal voldermort attached to the back of his head
Ts Osuelo 'Strip clubs are fun' on the background taking me out😂
Your sense of humor is gold!! Funny as hell. Thank you for always making me laugh 👍👍
Why Gino just dont go and do hair transplantation? He spends so much money on her, and for like 5k he can have head full of hair in Turkey
Cos he spent it all on her
@potatolover5436 No matter how much he gonna spend she will never be satisfied so better spend a bit on himself and get rid od those stupid hats. But common sense is not he's best side.
He has Psorisis on his scalp. That's why he wears hats.
Wouldn't he need more hair for a transplant? They're just gonna shift that patch at the back to the front and then he'll be reverse bald I suppose.
Plus, I don't know if you can use donor hair follicles or something if you don't have enough hair.
Everyone can't be suitable for every surgery, like people who can't get certain piercings etc
QUICK! Soooooooo happy to see ya mate
Little Gino would have one word for big Gino! MINOXIDIL!
The Gino impression is spot on
I don't know why he can't shave off the rest of his hair. He looks so much better without it. I mean he is more than halfway there... Get it done man. It's not coming back.
Slice your my favorite 90-day youtuber. The way you tell their story is so hilarious 😂
Butt charity
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
-permeating existential pain-
Quick Slice posted brb
Thank you for watching these landfill fires so we don't have to.
I love your impressions! Gino was hilarious but my favorite is Angela 😂😂
This is story that started in 90 days fiancé and ended in dateline. Ill grab the popcorn 😅
If Gino would have gotten butt money from an ex she would have absolutely lost her mind. She’s the ONLY one allowed to receive butt money.
hat money
Tbf he would look ridiculous
This man is effin hilarious🤣