jerma ranting about aliens for 43 minutes
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- jermy's lesson of the day: if you say or do anything to an alien it is an Act of War. be careful =)
**ignore the horrendous aspect ratio mishaps in some parts PLEASE jerma streams in like 860p and I forgor to change the sizing of a couple clips. blease don't hurt me ;--;
no timestamps for this one, just nonstop alien discussion the whole time. idk why he talks so much about them either
alien reactions images courtesy of beachsideufo ilove their little guys very much beachsideufo.t...
#jerma985
His conceptualization of aliens being able to make infinite spaceships and travel through all of space but not know how fire works is so funny to me
I think he's right. Aliens could just be creatures who evolved to cross light years of space, but are basically just dumb animals or cavemen. Why would people assume aliens are impressive or important? Because people who like talking about aliens want to be impressive and important for pointlessly speculating
there are some fun esoterical takes on aliens. where many fundamental aspects of our lives would only be theoretical to them.
There’s a loophole to the Fermi paradox where less advanced aliens discover technology from an extinct civilization and don’t actually build the ships themselves so it’s possible.
fire is the combustion of the atom carbon, or any carbon molecules. if this life form is not carbon based, they very well may NOT have fire. we are carbon based, but other life could spawn from other elements.
I’m going to go off on a tangent that has little to do with anything BUT i love this topic and jerma so, google says,
“Earth is the only planet we know of that has ever had a fire. While there may be volcanos pushing out hot magma on the surface of Venus, the hottest planet in the Solar System, there has never been a fire there. Nor on Mercury, nor Jupiter, nor any of the other planets surrounding our or any other star.”
There was also no fire on earth until humans discovered it, by combustion of wood to cook our food. There are infinite possibilities to life outside this solar system, and fire is just one of our little party tricks us humans have. Jerma is amazing at thinking of each obscure scenario in which aliens are fucking weirded out by our species. We do have weird fire powers.
hes so full of childlike wonder
The guy is literally 80
As everyone should be, that makes life fun.
@@ser777XDI agree
@@aysn2277 um correction, 84 ☝🏼
@@aysn2277 bro he's like 985 years old
the fact that he repeatedly asserts that the 'alien national anthem' is just a gnarp gnap cover of the star spangled banner is so fucking funny to me
He didn't assert it to be fair he said it's a funny what if, if we think they're so different from us but then they have a midi of our nation's theme. Like "Oh shit they're just like us, they are just us."
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 yeah ur true hahaha, his confidence in it both times just feels so assertive
quee quee quueeee queeeee queeehh queeeeeehh
gnarp gnap sounds like an alien snapchat
Aliens can’t comprehend the concept of photography and that we can record moments, but they also gave us the internet
pollination is absurd to aliens but not the abstract concept of an internet
Different guys
Different aliens duh.
500 billion different alien species
Two aliens from the same planet, same generation even.
It's just that one of them is a Jerama-type alien.
Vinny: Aliens might exist, it's very interesting to think about.
Jerma: GIVE THE ALIENS A HOT FUCKING PRETZEL OR THEY'LL KILL US ALL
And then there’s Joel lol
@@TheJubberGubb JOEL LOOIK OUT THE DUENDE IS BEHIND YOU
@@TheJubberGubbJoel: *Screeching in unadulterated fear*
its shocking how much and how little jerma grasps about aliens and the nature of the universe in general
There’s nothing to grasp about aliens. We have never met one.
And the universe has barely been explored we’ve never been able to go past our own galaxy. We’ve seen others but that’s it. Seen.
We don’t know shit about the universe
Get your head out of your ass.
You aren’t an expert either.
He only really knows stuff about his species.
Maybe he's right
@@pastogen01 he contradicts himself at every turn to keep human kind guessing on what’s true and what isn’t
6:34 the editors note "why is he dual wielding his burts bees" is making me insane. like, that is an entirely new sentence that no one has ever said up until now. calling it dual wielding is so wild. i'm levitating.
Welding*
@@ConorQ-tp3hqno it is wielding
@@exquiewhale Inside joke
@@doodlewfaser make sure not to share it
He legot does it to have one for top lip and one for bottom lip
He also carries 7 sticks with him at a time
he's trying to blend in so hard
he is failing so hard
Reliving memories of Jerma talking about aliens (I'm conducting magic)
You are though!
After learning a little physics it may be less like reliving a memory and more like watching shadows dance
Like it’s electrical signals or something encoding a strict pattern of lights and sounds meant to imitate a moment that occurred at some point but legitimately no longer exists
maybe the real small penis magic....... was the jerma we found along the way :)
Jerma emphatically stating how we have bees on this planet always kills me.
when your unemployed friend calls you at 3 am on a tuesday:
He is really just the soul of a pilgrim child
I unironically agree with jermas pretzel answer. Processed grains is just such a human thing, and basically every culture has their own version (bread ,rice ,tortillas, naan), we’ve fought wars and killed kings over bread and grain, it’s a staple all over the world. So yeah give em a fucking pretzel!
That also makes me think of explaining how evolution happened to aliens, like that's an interesting prospect, especially for other kinds of life that isn't carbon-based. Like, he is absolutely right about certain things lmao
I would’ve given them a pack of gummies
i'd give them a pretzel with melted cheese on it, carbonated drinks, and a plain hamburger with cheese, ketchup, mustard, and pickles
@@Coristic121YOURE GONNA START A WAR
Buy em McDonald's
maybe he’s so fascinated by our technology because he himself is an alien and he’s just covering it up but still wants to talk about it
side note im watching this with my aftonsparv ikea alien we are having a wonderful time thank you for your jerma clip videos
Or more likely he doesn't understand how circuits and microprocessors work, but your theory is funnier.
He speaks like he is the president of humanity
he is
Jerma's the cartoon character that gets abducted by aliens to be the representative of humanity in some sort of intergalactic gameshow.
Why does he sound more scared of the things on earth that he's describing than the hypothetical aliens are
He understands
Well we actually have experience with how scary things on Earth are, the aliens don't unless they're from a very similar planet
@@catpoke9557 don't even think about bringing up the 1400's
Jerma calling things alien technology is like people in the olden times calling natural phenomena the work of spirits
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Oh, _eep baba _*_gurble!_*
gleep gloorp 😺
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Jerma actually understands something a lot of people don’t even if it is in his psycho way
Technology isn’t rocks>sticks>horses>cars>nukes>?????
Its just the order the main guys found things in, and we just gave it to other people and made it the norm. But an alien empire would not have to know how to make a radio or TV in order to know how to make faster than light technology. It’s kinda crazy to think about
It's a meme to call him psycho but he's genuinely right. We have our own weird ways of communication and entertainment, but who's to say aliens wouldn't even just have entirely different senses than us that we can't comprehend, and aliens wouldn't be able to comprehend something like eyesight? We have such a baseline for what is and isn't normal, but when it comes to aliens literally anything goes
I often think about how it's very much possible that there's EXTREMELY obvious technologies other aliens have that we just... haven't discovered yet. There's no reason why it can't happen. Statistically, if there's as much life in the universe as I think there is, there's got to be a few that miss incredibly obvious things for a very long time.
@@TheSilly6403 Yeah, I mean if an alien is on a dark planet with no light they'd have no reason to have eyes. So they'd probably use echolocation primarily.
@@catpoke9557 but who's to say they even have sound, and not some unknowable incomprehensible sense? we are so limited we cant even imagine that its very possible aliens would have organs that detect completely random things that let them understand their surroundings
@@TheSilly6403 They would almost definitely hear sound. There are certain things that are almost inevitable in certain environments. Assuming the aliens live in any sort of atmosphere or liquid, then sound will be capable of propagating in that environment. Organisms which live in places with sound almost always evolve the ability to hear even if they have eyes, let alone if they don't. I am sure there's lots of aliens with senses we can't comprehend, after all there are creatures on EARTH with senses we can't comprehend. But that doesn't change that some of the basic ones are almost inevitable.
For reference, a sense of hearing has evolved independently in numerous organisms on Earth, so it's clearly not a matter of homology that makes hearing so common but just a matter of efficiency. On a planet with no eyes, you can bet your money hearing will evolve. Of course this isn't to say EVERY organism ever will definitely be able to hear, but once you reach a certain level of complexity the odds of of not happening are VERY low.
This was jermawesome
i think you're jermawesome catfAtT :D
@@NotABean_ thanks so much, ofc you are also jermawesome
the actual shock of listening to this video and clicking over the pause it and seeing my little alien in the corner was such INSANE
OMGG ITS YOU THE ALIEN MAKER!!!!! I love ur art of flug so so much thank you for all of your silly alien doodles 🥹👽
He literally lives next to Area 51 irl. What does he know that we don’t. What has he SEEN.
wAIT you’re so right. he knows the secrets doesn’t he monkaS
Does he actually? That's so funny if so
@@abster11 he escaped containment but thought it would be rude to ghost the search party so he just settled like fifty yards away and called it fair
@@catpoke9557yeah, i saw him at a casino once and snuck a picture of him
@@lighthoused. the fact that so many aliens are near los vagus means they got to be wild.
Im convinced Jerma has actually met an alien once and it warped his brain so fundamentally that he constantly thinks about more aliens
I am pretty sure Jerma was invented by aliens
@@catpoke9557 homonculus created by aliens to communicate with us
19:41 the way he brushes his hair back like a princess or something LMAO he's acting like he has super long hair
Jerma acting like he hasn't already met one of them
Like he isn't one of them
he forgot
He met me once
He is like goku he was sent here to conquer or destroy the earth but tripped off his shuttle after landing here and bonked his head hard and got the funny brain
You're so right about us getting freaked out by how flagrantly humans use the liquid form of water, that shit is literally ALWAYS ice
I had a teacher that pointed out one time that aliens would be *freaked out* that we breathe such a volatile element, Oxygen. It's incredibly flammable and corrosive to metal. It would make them be like "Oh shit these guys take in some weird shit"
@@milobytz Water is also very corrosive. Tbh we just use weird crap in general. But it just so happens that the weird crap we use is probably the most efficient way possible for life to survive, which is probably why we've gotten so far. So it's decently likely that most intelligent organisms probably use the same weirdly volatile chemicals to sustain themselves. But I am willing to bet there's also quite a few who don't, and to them most of the universe's creatures probably seem like freaks. Pretty funny to think about.
Interestingly it's possible that Venus has life in its atmosphere, and if it does, it almost definitely is sustained by very different (but still pretty volatile) chemicals than us. Unfortunately if it does have life it's almost certainly microbial, probably not even multicellular, for the reason I mentioned earlier- the chemicals we utilize just happen to be some of the most efficient. Also life on Venus would have to be very, VERY light to stay in the atmosphere so they don't burn to death so there's that.
Personally I'm a Europa and Enceladus fan. They probably have water oceans underneath the surface, and if that's the case, it's actually pretty dang likely for life to evolve there, and in fact the oceans would even be able to support decently complex life such as multicellular life. The lack of access to the sun limits them a little bit, but not as much as the life on Venus is limited. Wouldn't it be cool to discover life on not only a moon, but a moon so different from our planet?! And for the life to be COMPLEX??
That said, Enceladus and Europa haven't actually shown any signs, while Venus has shown enough potential signs that people are actively trying to start expeditions to look for life there. So it's just wishful thinking for now that those moons may have life... same with Venus for the most part tbh. Everything we've found has potential explanations other than life.
I just realized I got completely off topic but you clearly enjoy the topic of aliens so I hope you enjoyed my deranged ramblings about life in the solar system either way lol.
@@catpoke9557i enjoyed it jsyk
@@tonoornottono I'm glad to hear it haha
@@catpoke9557life itself is volatile because it is a bunch of little orders in a constant state of chaos
I love whenever he talks about aliens its always mainly about the incredible marvel of human existence and like everything we've done in terms of advancement, and he always conveys that by illustrating it from the perspective of otherworldly creature its honestly really silly
(Also I LOVE the little images omg the alien drawings are adorable)
I LOVE JERMA!!!! I LOVE HIS WHIMSICAL OPTIMISM AND SENSE OF WONDER 😊
I can't stress how much I adore your comments and little drawings they make these videos a million times better, they're so awesome.
guys stop being mean to him hes just homesick and misses his family :[
I hope the clip where he say like his eyes blink the opposite direction like a lizard and makes a “nun nun” noise and then acts like a chatter going “SEE I KNEW HE WAS AN ALIEN I KNEW IT”
I really love how much Jerma portrays himself as being so slow and helpful to them to get them acclimated to our culture
WHY DOES HE USE 2 CHAPSTICKS AT THE SAME TIME
Back in the day we looked at the stars with tears in our eyes at what alien life could exist. Nowadays it's like "Yeah plants are sentient, they can see full color and they're talking shit about you on the internet to all the other plants and fungi and even a few insects too"
We appreciate like, maybe 1% of what life could be like on this planet alone, we might not even *recognize* alien life if we saw it.
It's so cool because science has come far enough that we have gone from asking if aliens exist, to asking if we can find them. Like it's basically fact that they exist at this point, we just haven't found direct evidence but due to extrapolation we know they're there. I think it's absolutely beautiful knowing we share the universe with so many things that must be so different from us, yet also probably experiencing the same awe and same questions that we do. But I also find it so absolutely depressing that I may die before we can ever find them. I can die happy if we find so much as a microbe.
Oh thank god I'm high and full of cheese I needed this
Me when I'm high and full of cheese at 4:20am
I'm not high but I am full of cheese also, got some delicious cheese tortellini with carbonara sauce and bacon from HEB. Highly recommend if you got an HEB nearby bro
@@catpoke9557 fuuuuck yeah that sounds banger enjoy the fuck out of that man wishing you a happy cheese dinner!!!!
@@firepowder Oh yeah, it was great, thanks haha
I’m full of cheese too 🤤
“The Alien national anthem” as if they already have world peace and they live under one country.
Wow so this is Jerma? What a gleep narb zlembo gerf 👽👽👽👾👾🔥🔥🔥
He obviously talks about them often because it’s a special interest or seems like one
You have to remember that he's been streaming for years. This is 43 minutes of alien talk out of hundreds of hours of streaming.
@@Desparilwhy are you telling me something I already know
@@Desparil Yeah but he does actually talk about them very often compared to other topics he discusses. Like you can't find 43 minutes of most things he's talked about. Aliens are a recurring thing for him.
@@catpoke9557 I suspect you could find a great many topics he's talked about for 43 minutes if you went through the full stream archives, but the vast majority just aren't interesting or noteworthy enough for anyone to make a compilation.
I like how his default name for an alien planet is "fructose"
KING/QUEEN/MONARCH ARE YOU THE ONE DRAWING ALL THE DOODLES????? I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST FINDING THEM
the doodles from this video are actually from beachsideufo!! here’s a link to a master post of most of em :D beachsideufo.tumblr.com/post/721692807542308864
I am so perplexed by the fact he says that "they will have no technology" and then is entirely convinced that things like microwaves and flatscreen tvs can only have been made by aliens
Apparently everything makes alien heads explode
i ate too many edibles and now my brain is being sucked through 7 dimensions and 8 million years of evolution
Love how he thinks fire would be unheard of to aliens😂 like they travelled billions of lightyear with a big slingshot or something lmao
omg the creatures i love the video creatures
this comment is so raw
the little drawings in the corner are so adorable i get so excited to see them
i love ur thumbnail art forever and always ....... the twitch chat alien is so cute
i love how much he thinks about aliens and scenarios involving them
I love your little alien creatures omg
Just wanna say I love your thumbnails so much, like the art is so great everytime
I love how in awe he, a streamer, is of the idea of cameras and video technology
Nooo i can't watch the premiere because i have a healthy sleep schedule noooo
no one asked
@@jake9107 so? If we all had to wait until someone asked no one would ever say anything
@@mythcat1273 that would be the dream
@@jake9107 ok bro
@@mythcat1273 go to bed you have a healthy sleep schedule to attend to princess
he’s right though the fact cameras exist is Scary when we started society with Trees and Plants and Rocks
no cause he’s so right, i thought about microwaves too hard once and started spiraling
11:54 DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE THIS IS A DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE. THE BEES
Sadly, he only started watching dr. Who about 2 years after that clip, but i'm sure you can imagine the hysterical laughter he was in after
jerma should be the first to meet the aliens he loves them sm
My favorite thing about jerma is that he can have podcast length discussions about his thoughts on thr world, but they need to be compiled cuz he only gives us a minute or two worth of it every month
I'd let Jerma represent the entirety of humanity
thank you for another set of weirdly specific jerma clips
This is just 43 minutes of a guy not understanding how technology works lol.
aliens are able to instantly understand the english language but not keep track of time for appointments.... bless you jeremy
all the little alien drawings are so cute c:
Aka jerma is amazed by life and how far humans have come
They definitely put something in the chapstick
your videos are like an entomologist meticulously documenting everything about their favorite bug, just completely obsessed with the little guy and I love it
the little alien doodles make this so much better
Man I really love those lil alien drawings :)
Of course his defense to prove he’s human is the fact that he does, indeed, have internal organs
"we have BEES on this planet. there are bees! think about what a bee does. think about what a bee does. ALL of you. (while flailing a stick of Burt's Bees chapstick) think about what a BEEEE does"
-Jerma, moments away from screaming in fear at a geode
Things that if given to an Alien to consume: are an act of war
Ghost Peppers
Edibles
Spaghetti Sauce
abster posted the world is healing
your thumbnails always catch my eye, amazing compilations!!!!!
I love how he talks like he has experience being the alien ambassador for earth
OMFG U DONT UNDERSTAND HOW FREAKING EPIC IT IS TO ME THAT FREAKING FLUG MEMES R IN THIS COMP (i have an entire folder in my photos app just for him……….)
Be kind, he has never lived before.
love the little flug images spread throughout the video
He has such an appreciation of Earth, he is like Superman.
i love ur little alien drawings :D it fits well with how he thinks of aliens as just being rly autistic which hes SO right about and i love it
generational yapper 💀
Your aura is green with stink lines
@@Sketchy_Skomp Why is this the most accurate description I've ever heard of someone who says "Yap?"
I have tried so hard to think of a response for these people (I type long comments so they always say yap) and I never can. You've given me the PERFECT response. I am stealing it
@@catpoke9557stop yer yapping
@@catpoke9557stop yer yappin
@@meatgrinder9506 Stink lines
I love the cute alien reaction images
THE CONVERSATION ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD FEED THE ALIENS IS TAKING ME OUT
he has such a beautiful mind
One day we will learn and they will ask. They will ask, why did we not listen to him?
He is not beating the undercover alien allegations
It's really sad to see when someones hates its own kind simply because he was ostracized, then ejected from his homeworld for eating their young for a bit, it was just that one time.
alternative title: jerma recounts the things he found strange when he first encountered humanity
Ah! Aliens! Extra-Terrestrial life! A martian! A space invader! How ghoulish! How ghastly! How spooky! How utterly dastardly!
I love the thumbnails you make for these compilations!
Idk how to explain it but the way jerma thinks is like me when I'm disassociating but the purified good light version like a purified shadow pokemon
i believe it’s “duel welding”.
Maybe he knows so much about aliens because he is one.
He is one. I met him at the Zorblon-III Ship dealership this one time.
I feel like if UFOs touched down and the aliens all walked out of the billowing fog all dramatically and they were just more humans then Jerma would just break. Like, his entire worldview would be shattered. The caregiver at the old folks home would walk in with the lunch cart and see a bunch of trashed furniture, a bunch of conspiratorial nonsense scrawled on the walls in crayola marker, and an 80 year old Bostonian rocking in the corner and muttering to himself. And he's, like, covered in nutella.
his concept of aliens seems to be similar to having a new cat
Dude I love the thumbnails you draw they’re so silly
when he plays votv his brain will explode
Jerma is like "These aliens with Faster Than Light travel and weapons capable of destroying humanity, don't know what fire and sound is."
I love the thumbnail on this one
i hope in the year 3030 that the alien will one day find your content, find a way to bring us all to life just so we can see more of your content jerma. man i fucking love you istg
aw thank u sm 😭😭
i love how confident he is in knowing exactly how aliens would react to things. he doesn't guess, he just knows.
I like how he just brings up these random topics like what food to give aliens if they visit Earth and always turns it into a funny debate
He is filled with so much joy, whimsy, and wonder at the beautiful complexities of our world.